Eruptions
Dry, rfioist, Bcaly tetter, all forms
of eciema or salt rheum, pimples
and other cutaneous eruptions pro
ceed from humors, either inherited,
or acquired through defective di
gestion and nssimilntion
To treat these eruptions with
drying medicines is dangerous,
The thing to do is to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Which thoroughlycleanse the blood,
expelling all humors and building
up the whole- system,
They cure,
Hood Sersaparllla permanently cored 1. 0.
, Hlnes, Franks, Itl.,of easemn, from which bo
hod suffered nmt time; and Mia Alvina Wol-
tor. In 112, Algonn. Wis., ol pimple on her
face and back and ehntea etiu on hot body, by
which she had been greatly troubled. There
are mora tretlmonlsls In favor ol Hood a than
can b published.
Crush.
"There was a crush at the wedding,
I suppose."
"Crush Whv. the ushers had to
form a flying wedge in order to get the
bridal party up to the altar." Life,
Piso'e Cure is the best medicine- we ever
need for nit .flection, of the throat and
lungs. w m. O. Ekmlsy, V nbureii, lud.
Feb. 10, 1'JOU.
Aa Indigestible Mia.
Kitty But he is such an indigestible
msn.
Jane Indigestible?
. Kitty Yes; he always disagrees
with me. Detroit Free Kress.
TITC Tmmm Hi DM, He trta or uwe
llv eflerlirati (s?-taeorir. Kliae-sGraat Nerve
lW, SB4forrBBiiv4.MtrulbctUBdtrea.
lee. oa.skM.asjsa.Meu.ssi area owrauaoai anm.es.
Their Wives.
' How many men owe their success
in life to their wives."
Yes. And how many more men
owe their wives to their success in
life." Life.
urmgoi moo a pmmmmm is
rightly named, because it purities the
blood ana tones op tbe txxiy.
Sprint, Medicine.
"I see the doctor is sending bills to
all his patients.
"Yes; I suppose he thinks at this
season of the vear they all need bitter
pills." Philadelphia Bulletin.
Aak Tear Dealer Tor Allea'e Foot-Kate,
A powder. It Curve 8wotlen, Rnre, Hot, Canons,
AcnlQe.8wetlng Feet and IiierowlnfNatla. Makea
sew or llant eliaes may. At all OrtuurlsM and Shoe
stores, IS cents. Acrrpt Jio BnlMtiiute. Sample
Ne Vacant Let for Her.
He Darling, I love yon. w ill you
not make me hsppy by sharing my
humble lot with me?
bhe la there a nice little house on
the lot, Henry? Boston Herald.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing 8yrup the beat remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
Between Friends.
Enpeck I understand your wife
ill.
Meeker Yes; she hasn't spoken a
word for three dayi.
Enpeck Good! You always w
a lucky dog. Chicago News.
If you want to try a sample of the
finest spices you ever used send us 5
cents in stamps with the name of your
grocer and mention this paper, and we
will rend you a 10 cent tin of Monopole
White pepper or cayenne or ginger or
other variety you may select as a sam
ple. We know it is only necesrary to
get you to try them to make you a be
liever in Monopole. Address Nad
hams & Kerr Bros., Portland, Ore.
Proof Conclusive.
Bobbie Grandma, kin I pull out
one of your white hairs?
"Yes, dear."
Bobbie (gleefully) There, giree!
The Bible does lie. There amt no
number on this one.
CASTOR I A
For Infanta and Children.
Till Kind Yon Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Cause and Effect
"John," she said to her hnsband,
who was grumbling over his breakfast,
"your love has grown cold." .
"No, it hasn't!" he snapped, "but
my breakfast has."
"That's just it. If your love hadn't
grown cold, you wouldn't notice that
your breakfast had." Philadelphia
Press.
Too This.
Church Music Committee I thought
you Baid you were a fine bass? You
can't be heard ten seats from the or
gan. Bass Well, isn't that a fine voice?
Boston Herald.
Hamlin's W'uiard Oil is an old remedy,
and like an old friend may be depended
on. it cures pain.
Wouldn't Squander It
Mr. Hardflste If I give you this
penny, my man, will you squander it
for drink?
ion.
Weary Walker No, sir; I'll use it
to git a new autymobile my old one's
wearin' out.
f a. a e r-
uousenuiu iLvnvmy.
It la a false economy to buy groceries
which are cheap at the exene of quality.
You can't afford to tamper with your health.
For that re aeon you ought to buy
MONOPOLE OROCERIES
The purest to be hed and very reasonable
In price. AH first class grocers handle them.
WADHAMS KERR BROS., Packers.
Portland.
rCkih
f in tin.
itr ALL USE
rup. Tautt Good.
rV)io py oniggiw.
GOOD
Srt Storie$
z
Gladstone once said of himself: "My
mind Is like a market gardener's bsud
cart, full every morning of fresh fruit
and vegetables. Those undisposed
at night I empty out and start with
fresh atock next day."
At a dinner la New York Andrew
Carnegie said: "I sometimes think this
would be an appropriate epitaph to be
placed upon my tomb: 'Here lies a man
who knew how to get around him much
cleverer men than himself.' "
Not long ago, two enthusiastic an'
elttre imnffMl a fluMno mnfi-h ta flu.
tne respective merits of the worm
and the minnow as bait. For hours they
aat patiently on a bank without get
ting ao much as a nibble. At last the
proprietor of the worm suddenly said
that he had got a bite, and, Jerking hla
line out of the water, discovered at the
end of It the other man's minnow,
which, having by this time grown hun
gry, bad devoured hla worm.
The other day, wbeu the Jury In
murder trial lu the Louisville courts
hsd retired to their room, the foreman
said: "Gentlemen, this is a serious esse
we have to decide. A man's life may
be forfeited by our decision. How niauy
Christiana are among T Nine men
raised their bauds. Will one of you
pray?" asked the foreman. One of the
oldest Jurors said he would do bis best.
All knelt, and a most earnest aud im
pressive prayer was offered. Balloting
waa then beaun. Several Jurors were
In favor of a life sentence, end others
for terms ss short aa eight years. The
Jury finally agreed on eighteen years.
One day last aututnu Bennet Bur
leigh, the noted Kimllsh speclsl war
correspondent, wss encountered a few
miles outside Pretoria by the volcauic
rhetorician, General Tucker, "w bat
the are you doing out here
with that thlug?" asked the ueu
eaL Dolntlna to a kodak which was
slung round bis shoulders. "'Well, sir,'
nromntlv renlied Mr. Burleigh. "I wss
Intending to take some photographs
but had I known that I was to have the
pleasure of meeting you I should have
brought out a phonograph." At this
audacity, it la said that eveu General
Tnckera atock of sulphurous adjectives
ran low.
It la related that the only man who
ever got even with Cecil Rhodes In the
matter of personalities was a little Ger
man clerk In the govern in en t office at
Joh&nnenbure. Bhodes on this oeea
slon bad to stand in line, and he dldn'
like It He bad not been used to stand
ing in line In South Africa or anywhere
else. "Please attend to me at once.
he said, "I can't wait." "When your
turn romea. mister. rautnwea me
clerk. "Confound you, sir; don't yon
know who I am? I'm Rhodes." "Oh,
ven. I knew that: but that doesn't wor
n me." waa the unruffled reply. it
you were In Cape Town, I d have you
rllar-hareed in a minute." roRred the
Premier. "Yes, I bsve heard that they
dlschsrge people In Cape Town for do
ing- their duty." answered the cieris
but we ain't In Cape Town. 1 nis is a
republic."
A Sketching Party
"I can't entertain on the lawn yet for
several weeks to come." said a young
woman who likes to gather her friends
for a Jolly time, "and since we must
amuse ourselves Indoors. I've planned
a sketching party that I think will be
inaf rlAllirlitrul.' Perilous It s au old
Idea, but at any rate I never heard of It
"I'll seat my friends in rows, nnd give
Mich nemon a Denc-ll and a block oi
paper. Then each will be told to draw
the face, in prolile, of the person at his
or her right.
"The sketches will not be meant as
caricatures, you understand, but tney
must be as natural and true to life as
the artists can make them. A great
many people can't draw at all, you say?
Ah, but that'll be all the more fun!
Fancy me 1 can't make a crooked line.
much less a stralirbt one trying to
sketch one side of my next neighbor's
fierce mustache, and all the time re
flecting that my next neighbor at the
left is trying to do Justiee to my snub
nose! Oh, It'll be Interesting every
minute!
'Perhaps It would be well to make a
rule that no one shall look at a" neigh-
bor's sketch until all are completed,
and possibly we ought to allow Just so
much time to finish the drawings. The
prizes for the best and the worst like
nesses will be pictures, I guess.
"Card parties and dancing parties are
so common that they're atupld, and be
sides, many people object to them alto
gether. But there can't be anything ob
jectionable about my sketching bee,
and I'm sure that It will not be dull!"
What to Wear In Berlin.
Germany la perhaps the last country
where one would look for a Count
d'Orsay, but one has apparently arisen,
saya the London Mall.
An enterprising member of the "up
per circles," with an eye to commercial
ism, not long ago took very tastefully
furnished offices In the west end of
Berlin, where he glvee advice as to
correct" and fashionable dress for the
male sex. ''..'
Hla name Is not divulged, but bis suc
cess In offering "advice to men regard
ing dress and toilet" baa proved very
successful, aa mauy of his clients de
clare they have not sufficient time to
give to such matters, and are willing to
accept Instruction as to the latest fash
His success hss Induced sereral la
dles of position to start similar consult
ing rooms for fashionable ladles. In
these cases, too, no names are given.
the business being done by recommen
dation; To such an extent has competition
grown here that many tailors are ready
to attire good-looking men In the latest
fashions gratis In condition that they
recommend them clients. There are
also tailors and costumers who dress
people for a fixed sum annually, renew
ing bis clothes on certain dates end tak
ing back the old ones. .
Short-Sighted German rUodeute.
No fewer than 01 per cent of Ger
man students are short-sighted, states
Prof. Colin of Breslau.
la Orssl Luck. ,
'You've lynched the wrong man,"
cried the sheriff. -
. nVell," replied Alkali Ike thought
fully, "it's a great piece of luck that
we didn't find it out in Una to spoil
the fun."
, Very Unwelcome.
Sandy Pikes You don't look very
pleasant, pard. Did yer get a hand-out
at do last house?
Billy Coalgate Yes, but de hand tint
cum was in de shape of a closed flat.
Chicago Post. .
There ere Different Kinds,
Newwed Are you fond
Mrs.
sports?
of
. Mrs. Coyne I love one.
Mrs. Newwed Foothall?
Mrs. Coyne No; niy husband.
Boston Herald.
Explained.
"It seems to me." said the young
housewife, "there a entirely too much
water in the milk you serve." '
"It won't occur again, aia am," said
the foxy milkman. "You see, the
farmer's man has been giving the rows
too much salt and it makes 'em very
thirsty. The farmer's got a new man
now." Philadelphia Press.
Always Consistent
Bhe When are you going to give
me the money to buy that new dress?
lie Next week.
"That's what von said last week."
"Yes, and that's what I say now and
am going to my next week. I aint the
kind of a man to say one thing one
wk and another thing next week."
Tit-Hits. '
A Woman's Complexion,
In the spring, when the young nun's fancy b Hghtly
turning to thoualits of love, the young lady of fashion
is spending her Spare tiiua ever her complexion, for
tht inter axmlh of close stined rooms, lata hours
and the long round of dtaipation demanded by eoclety
begin to tell strongly on the bloom of the feminine
cheek and a thorough treatment mutt be given to tons
up tha system and bring back the freshness before
summer arrive.
The first thing is to look well after the diet anal see
that it bt wholesome end varied, snd sukeit
quantity to keep up the strength.
Some s!ttns in the spring of the year are subject to
disliguriog eruptions and the most approved mes
getting rid of this trouble is to take Vogeler'e Curative
Compound, which purifies, cools sad cleanses Ihs
blood from all impurities, and removes every trace oi
skin eruptions. Beware of any and all external face
and skia remedies, such as lotioas, powders, soaps
etc., many of which are absolutely dangerous, from
the fact that they contain powerful chemicals, which
have been known to mark and otherwise disfigure the
lace for life. Vogelsr's Curative Compound is made
woolly from purely vegetable ingredients, from the
formula of one of Londoa's most noted living physi.
cunt, snd has no equal for beaotif ying the complexion,
because it purines end cleanses the blood and makes
pars rich red blood. It also tunes up the system.
gives sa appetite, ensures sweet and peaceful sleep
invigorates and strengthens the entire nervous oreani-
satioe. It nukes people well.
A free sample bottle will be sent free by applying u
St- Jacobs Oil, Ltd. , Baltimore, Md,
A Sleepy Job.
Friend What are you going to do
with the alarm clock?
Salesman Taking it down for our
store.
Friend Out of order, eh?
Salesman Not at all. I just get it
to eo off at the closing hour. Our store
don't advertise, you know. Philadel
phia Press.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
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CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Cot a Good Start
He I was once one of the Judges at
baby show.
She Heavens! How did you es
cape? .
He We handed in a sealed verdict.
Puck.
Lost Hair
" My hair came out by the hand
ful, and the gray bairs begsn to
creep ia. I tried Ayer'a Hsir Vigor,
and it atopped the balr from com
ing out and restored the color."
Mrs. M. O. Grsy, No. Salem, Mass.
There's a pleasure in
offering such a prepara
tion as Ayer's Hair Vigor.
It gives to all who use it
such satisfaction. The
hair becomes thicker,
longer, softer, and more
glossy. And you feel so
secure in using such an
old and reliable prepara
tion, ii.ag . settle. All erafdsU.
If Tour drnrrlet cannot enmi vou.
send ae one dollar and we will espreaa
yon a bottie,
Be euro and give the name
of your nearest express oi
ziirese office.
Address,
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toRTEKS
MR, DOOLEY QN'REAPINfr.
Be relate Out a Popular Mlaappre.
. heneion.
Readlo', ma fri'nd, ia talked about be
au readln' people aa though It waa ta'
on'y thing that makes a wan oetther
thlu hla neighbors. But to' truth la that
remilu' la lb' lies' thing thla Side IT
gola' to bed fr restln' th' mind. With
uios' people It takes th place lv wurruk.
A man doesn't tbluk whin he 'a readtu',
or If he haa to, th' book la no fun. Did
ye Iver hare something to do that ye
ought to do, but didn't want to, an'
while ye waa wl.ulu' ye waa dead, did
ye happen to pick up a newspaper? Ye
know what occurred. Ye didn't Jus'
skltu through th' spoortlu' InUUyglnce
an' th' crime newa. Whin ye got
through with thtni, y read th' other
quarther lv th' pa per. Ye read about
people ye ulver heerd !, au' happenlu'a
ye dldu't uudherstand th' fashion
uotes, th' theatrical gossip, th' a'clety
newa fr'm Peoria, th' quotations ou
oata, th' curb market, th' real-eatate
transfers, th' mart-edge licensee, th'
death notices, th' want ads., th' dbry
goods bargains, au' even th' Idltoryala.
Thin ye r-read thlm over again with a
faint Idee ye'd read thlm befure. Thin
ye yawned, atudled th design lv th'
carpet, an' settled down to wurruk.
Waa ye excrclsln' ye-er Joynt Intelleck
while ye waa readln'? No more thin if
ye 'd been whlstlln' or wrltlu' ye-er
name on a pa-aper. If auny wan
else but me come along they
might aay: "What a mind Hla-
i ...-. . n.. tMiiltn' "
tiienjr una ate e eiivjw . .
But I w'u'd kick th' book or paaper out
lv ye-er hand, au' grab ye be th" collar,
an' try, "Up. Hlnnlssy, an' to wurrukl"
fr I'd know ye were loaflu'. Believe
me. Illunlssy, readln' la not tblnkln'. It
seems like It, an' whin It comes out In
talk sometimes. It sounds like It It's
a kind lv nearthougbt that looks
gluooyne to th' thoughtless, hut ye
can't get annythlng on It Manny a
man I've knowed baa ao doped him-
stir with books that he'd stumble over
a carpet-tack. Century.
SERVANT PROBLEM IN LONDON.
Man Betas Imported to Take the Place
of Women Itosneetlce, ,
Of late Loudon baa despaired of solv
ing the "servsnt girl problem," and haa
set about Importing men to take the
places of women In bouaework. They
are bringing them across the channel
by the ahipload, and the aervant girl la
rapidly disappearing, from the London
household.
They call these male servants "gen
erals." and there Is no part of house
work that they cannot do, from press
ing my lord's trousers to combing my
lady's hair. These "generala" get wages
ranging from S50 to $300 a year. They
are civil, clean and neat, and are ac
customed to long hours.
This fresh field of labor especially
appeals to the young man of continen
tal Kurope, as It glres blm a chance to
en-ape from army conscription. So fsr
these men have proved themselves es
pecially adapted for domestic work.
The experience of the different nation
alities Is Interesting. . Germsns have
been found the best. They generally
speak two languages, sometimes three.
nnd make excellent bouseservsnts. Ger
many and France supply most of the
demand. Italians and Swiss come next
lu numbers and qualities, but for good,
rough, all-around work the people who
take the lead are the Egyptlana. Fori
these people there Is a growing de
mand, and the desceudanta of the
'haraohs are wrestling the pots and
pins In many an English kitchen to the
mutual satisfaction of employer and
employed.
Although the wagea of a male "gen-
em!" In tandon run from ISO to $300
year, the average pay la $70 a year for
one who Is not a cook aud $130 a year
for one who la.
HIGHER PAY FOR CLERGY.
A Comparison Between American and
Koalish Component lone.
When the new Episcopal palace of
the diocese of New York is raiaed upon
Cathedral Heights a fund will prob-
bly be provided whose Income will be
used to supplement the salary of the
bishop. He now receivea $12,500 a
year. An endowment of slightly more
than $30,000, of which a considerable
portion la already raised, wilt yield the
aame Income, making a total of $23,000.
From the most Important Episco
palian diocese In America Bishop Pot
ter draws bat one-fourtb of the pay of
the bishop in London. The archbishop
of York also receivea $50,000 a year,
while the English primate baa $75,-
000, which maintains no Inconsiderable
state In Canterbury, a "city" little
larger than a village. Even In this
country there are many wealthy par
ishes whose ministers receive aa high
pay or higher than that of the bishop of
the metropolitan diocese.
It's an old story that the salary of the
average clergyman the man In the
ranks ia still miserably low, especially
In the country. A prosperous congre
gation ministered to In constant
anxiety by a cultured man whose life
one long struggle with poverty It
hardly a spectacle to Inspire either
pride or piety. "The laborer Is worthy
of his hire," and be should receive It-
New York World.
tttatne of the Late Austrian Empress.
A bronze statue of a woman carrying
parasol It rather unusual among
works of art, but such baa recently
been unveiled to the late Empress of
Austria. It is situated In a smsll na
tional park In Hungary, in which the
late Empress wss fond of hunting and
tiding.
At Phillip Brooks' Honse,
Tbe Phillips Brooks house, at Cam
bridge. Mass., now haa S00 contribu
tors, representing not only tbs United
States, but England, France, Turkey,
Japan, China and South America. .
Diameter ef Jupiter.
The diameter of Jupiter, according
to Professor T. J. J. See's new deter
mination. Is 88.203 miles; that of Mars
4,155 miles, and that of Mercury 2,057
miles.
If you should have occasion to scream
for help, could you make yourself
henrd any considerable distance? The
writer of this had a ulghtmnre recently,
snd dreamed that he wus being robbed.
He screamed for help, and a boy keep
ing In the next room did not h-wr him.
Our Worlds
A?.,
life to tha most favored la we always
full of eunshws, out su
American gtrl or woman who la obliged
work ilt her living, and, perhaps
to help others at noma, We la itsa
heavy drag la oonsetiueBoe of
u.:.. ohA work, especially thong
who are constantly oa their fast, arj
peculiarly liable w u". "VYJ"""
it organte troubles, and should pa
tloularly heed the first manifestations,
ueh aa baokashs, pains la the lower
limbs and lower pars oi an. ..-.
irregular and patuiui uiuumij r-"""--
Vise Kixa ftasMNia, E. Rocinrrna, Oman,
fhintneas, weakness, loss of appetite
nnd sleep.
The young lady whose portrait we
publish oerewiiQ nan an wee rr
Lme and in addition leucorrhoea.
snd waa cured by Lydla E. Ptnkham'e
Vegetable lomiwuna. sires, ne
wrote a letter to Mrs. Pinkham'a lab
oratory at Lynn, Mass., describing her
trauma, reeeiveo in repiy s m
trueUons what to do to get well, and
now wishes her name used to eoavinee
others that they may be eured aa aha
The aame hotplng hand, free of
charge or obligation, ia extended, to
every ailing woman in America, If
you are el ok yon are foolish not to gel
this valuable advice, it coats yon noth
ing, and she is sure to help yon. Don t
Wait until It IS too isw writs soanv.
Dsn In Harmony.
"How's your mume school pronpei
in, lioomitt?"
"First rate. I've just Introduced a
novelty that ought to take."
"What's that?"
"A class in harmony for married
Iopk." Philadelphia Bulletin.
Looked Reasonable.
"Of course yon Itave your furniture
insured?"
"No; I don't see the use of It."
"Your flat Is firepnwif, eh?"
"S'eenis to be. Thertj'i never the
liillitest suspicion of heat in it.'
Philadelphia Press.
Aa Honored Name.
"Romeinlier," said the iinprewive
person, "that votir ancestors have loll
yon an honorable mi inc."
"Well," answered the titled youth,
ruefully, "it is all right one visiting
cant, but it inn t much at a bank."
tVsHhington Htar.
PRINTERS
I have enough good tyje for
small newspaper and job plant.
No machinery. Will sell cheap
for cash or trade for Portlund real
estate. Addreits
P. O. BOX 418,
Portland, Ofm
Summcr Resolution
Hoeloy Cure
Sure relief from tl'itmr, opium and loberoo
hebits. Hendfur parttriilars to
Kesley Institute
Moved tn 4SO Williams
Ave., i'o.tiand, Oregon
w9 - ' m USriT!
Getting On.
A gentleman met recently a Harvard
graduate of lust June. "How goee it,
Harry?" said he. "0,, tilings are
booming," replied the young man,
cheerfully. "I don't get any pay yet,
but I'm probably the beat oiler of ma
chinery in New Knglund." Boston
Christian Register.
ITCH IS TORTURE.
Menemi is caused h an ne!,l lit... I
the blood coming in contact with the
jam ana producing great redness and in.
BammaUoa ; little pustular eruptions form
and discharge a thin, sticky fluid, which
ones and scales off j sometimes the skin is
v sou nssureo. uczctna a My
form ui n tormenting, stubborn disease
snd the Itching and burning at times ui
slmoft nnbearable; the acid burnine
humor eevme tn ... .. . 5
uu Kl lae skin
on nre. Salves, washes nor other exter
al sppllcations do sny nal good, ft
longas tbe pouon remains in the blood
it will keep the skin irritated.
BAD FORM OF TCTTCt.
- rot tnree years I
had Tetter on my
bands, which caused
them to awell to twice
their natural sise. Part
of the time the discern
wee ia the form of ran
nvaf sores, eery paln
ni, and causfnir me
inch discomfort. Poor
doctors mid the Tetter
la be cured, end they k; V
could nothing for It.
" I Inok oaiy Three J
bottles of a. a. a. sad f
was completely cured. I J
This wee fifteen years V-er., .... j"
K, and I have never li''UxtT
. ."f" of my old trouble "w.a
t, . Jacaeoir, ,4,4 Mcoi St?, XmVciTvJ.
.J!t S' nutrHes this scid poison
tools the bloodand restores it to a health
natural state, and tha
.kin become. a,
enrsji Tetter, Bry.
sipelaa, PaoriaaU Salt
lieum and all ,kw
diseases due to a poi.
blood Send fW .72
about your case. Our physician. h.JrJ
mad. these d.sease. a llfeVudy, and Jin
aeln vou bv thai- .,l.. '
n1- AUwrre
conducted in strictest conSH.JUT B-
vm wr specific co, aruNTa, u.
UenrHol... Aaplls-ce. at -sad M
Prevent Op.ratle.fc
Good surgeon, are of .en , men of re.
inwanultv. ami mere
9 AJlu lUPrV as.
record of impurtatit and wbolljr
esse, ou rwvv.- - ' . ,
aatisfstwry uiw oeor-..-.-rude
appliances. A writer who waa
with ti e Briilsh army In th.
gives, 1 a New York paper, this lUue
tVatlonofacleveratlaptatlunofniean. to a dclntl end:
After th. Battle of Omdtirmsn wf
brought back toAbadleb 121 woundaj
ofllcers and men. Of this nu nil r tb.re
were twenly-ou. cast of which an ac
curate diagnosis could not bs ade P
ordinary surgical mcaus.
By the help of th. Roentgen raya.
however, w. found th. bullet ' proved
Its absence In twenty out of the., twen-ty-on.
cases, the reuialnlni cast be ug
to 111 with a severe wound In the lung
that it was not considered Justifiable
to eiamlue Win at the tliue.
Of course we bad no steam euglnt to
generate eiectrtclljr for us. and the dee
ert beat hsd dissolved our speclslljr pre
pared candles Into their constituents.
Necessity, however, Is the mother of
Invention, and we hsd recourse to a
unique method. Tbe pulley of a small
dynamo was connecietl by mesne of a
leather strap with Hit rear wheel of a
Undent bicycle. Having carefully ad
justed tbe circuit with the storage bat
tery, and also with lbs voltmeter and
ammeter, a warrant ofUcer took bis po
titlon on tho sest of tbe bicycle and
commenced pedaling. When fifteen
volts and fourteen amperes were reg
istered, tbe twitch close to tbe handle
of the bicycle was opened and tbt
charging of tht battery begun.
Aa the resistance became greater a
sensation as of riding up bill waa ei
porlenced by the man on tbt seat, and
the services of an additional orderly
were requisitioned for the front teat of
tbe tandem. '
As this bicycle preettre ws. generally
Indulged In In a temperature of 110 de
greet In tht shade, ths orderlies wart
not sorry when, at tht end of a half
hour, the twitch was turned off aud tbe
machine brought to a standstill,
flijh Art
Mist Oush Isn't her romplesiun
lovely? It', like a beautifully tilitml
china cup I saw
Miss Host mte tee; it certainly is
a beautifully painted mug. Philadel-.
phia ftecord.
othtr Polat sf View. I
Miss Elderly Never In all my life
have I lost my self pnasession. .
Miss Hvpp But if some msn nsu
askt-d for it doubtless It would hsva
been different.
Curious te Knew.
The Bachelor Why.
I've
just
reached niy prime.
She What di-Iayed you? Mmart
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MRH. KATK TAYI.0K.
Mri. Kata Taylor, a graduste4
nurse) of promlrteiKt, gives ber t.
perls net with Ptruna In sn opts
letter. Her position In society tni
proftaalonal standing combine to give
special prominence to her utterances.
CHICAOO, M.U., W Monroe R.
"A. far aa ( have observed Permit Is
the fluent tonic any man or woman mn
use who It weak from Dm .iter fTe ta
of any serious illness.
"1 have aeon It used In a nnmW ol
convalescent east., and have mvB
eral other Ionics used, hut I (imiij that
(how who used I'eruns had Wie quirk,
est relief."
Paruna aeema ta restore vitality,
Increase bodily vigor and renew health
and strength In a wonderfully short
tlmn."-.-MRS. KATK TAYLOR.
In view of the great multitude ol
women suffering fmin some loitn ol fe
male disease) and yet unable to Ami any
cure, Dr. Ilsrtman, the renowned spn.
rlaliet on female catarrhal dlMNiaee, IU
announced his wllliiigttesa to direct the
tM.lniKtll ..f M . H.MtlW " . n.L.
- - mm iiiase
application to him during the summer
mouths, without charge. Addrea. Tim
I'crtina Medlclna Co., Columhns, Dhle.
Ttvstr Om fault
Fond Mother There, my soul, I
have spent all t!i morning making yu
Mime cook ice like Aunt Mary's. Yes
like hers so much. What is the nmt.
lerf
PlasppnltileKl Boys You never cut
'em out with a pail cover!
She Didn't Mess It
i Clara 1 had an a fill time
n lien I
refused him.
- Maud How do you mean?
t lars by, he ttiok it in earnest,
and I had
to eiplaitt Hist I dhlu'l
mean it.
SCHOOLS m COLLEGES,
OKhUtlti.
Hmri.AKO.
SL Helen's School for Girls.
Thin third year, eammudlonslwld.
In.s. Mwtera eiipaieni. Sralrnns
od rYJlieee nrenarafory i-oiifves. Sw
elal cniirMS la asw and art. Hlua
tralexl eatalxwu. All dearlH-IS Kill
reopen Sei-teatb IS.
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CURE Yottr MOUSE of HEAVES
COU(i4 Hstemper or Hlnk Hye with Pnt Wssvi
.VU,rT fown.a. They Alt a tttAT ILtet rtilintl
AS COrlDITlOrlti. a .are care lot all atlwenls from srUkb ttra.es
ariM.
suns as unssta
Ikave mi seat SvwaMaa Hmvs rmkn ua hj eleM smhiMm ss. Is urn
MSM.ka.s eamil hmmiml bela IMiMM,ul.gll'liUUm
aave .uses sew riiii lasamertLs. .
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furlUofl, Ore., ! sVallls, Wasfc.
hat manufacturtd machioa
crop of the worli.
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