The Oregon mist., March 28, 1902, Image 4

March
April May
There in a best time fur doing
every thing that is, a time when ft
thing can b done to the best ad
vantage, most easily and most ef
fectively. Now is the 1est time
for purifying your blood. Why ?
Because your system is now trying
to purify ityou know this by the
pimples and other eruptions that
have come on your face and body.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Are the medicines to take they do
the work thoroughly and agreeably
and never fail to do it.
Hood's are the medicines you
have always heard recommended.
I cannot reemnmenit Hood's garsanarllte
loo hlghlr aa a apring medicine. Wbea
take It in the print we all fori tetter through
tfa summer." to. 8. H. Mil. McCrays, Pa.
Hmmfm SarmmpmriHm m aasreee fat
la Lighter Mood.
f he: "So man has ever k tared me."
He: "I wouldn't boost of my nn
popularity , if I were you." Philadel
phia Record.
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Ne Doubt About It
"Bridget, what did too say to Hiss
Smith when she called?"
"I tould her you were oat this toime
for rare ma'am." Harper's Bazar.
Mothers will find Vrs. Wlnslow's Sooth
Ins Syrup the beat remedy to use tor their
etuldren daring the teething period.
Snap-Shot Opiate.
Ned Clara says you are a perfect
gentleman.
Fred Why, she doesn't know me.
Ned That's what I told her.
CATARRH CAJTWOT BB CtTBBD
With local application, af they can net reach
the seat of thedisr-sae. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and tn order to rare it
eon moat use internal remedies. Haifa Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internellr.andactediracuy
on the blood and mucous anrtacee. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cnre ts not a quack medletne. It Wat
prescribed by one of the best pbvstcisas in this
country lor years, and tsa teenier prescription.
It iaonmnoeedol the best tonics known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di
rectly on the mneous sorfarea. The perfect
combination ol the two ingredients is what pro
dnces sveh wonderfnl results in curing oataira.
bend for testmonisla, free.
r. J. t'HEHEY A CO., Propra., Toledo, O.
Sold br druggists, price 75c.
Balis Family Pi Us are the best.
A Southern Pact,
"Here, Marie! Send np a peck or
two of corn dodgers an' a hank o' meat
to Joseph."
"Lan' mkea! Whv can't he come
to table?"
"Kase he's locked himself in bis
room, an' ia expresein' of himself in
poetry."
Piso's Care is the best medicine we erer
used for ail affections of the throat snd
lungs. Ws. 0. Esdslst, Vaubureu, Iud.,
Feb. 10. 1'dOO.
A Reprobate.
"Aren't yon ashamed to go away
and leave yonr wife in tears?" asked
the near relative.
"Oh, I don't know." answered the
brutal man, "that's the way she has a
good time when she goea to the
theater." Washington Star.
Why suffer yourself, or let others, when
relief may be had at once by ruing
Hamlin's Wizard Oil.
Defined
"Paw, here's something in the paper
about a 'junket.' What is a junket?"
"A jnnket, my boy, if an excursion
at public expense to which yon are not
invited." Chicago Tribune.
QftGONfflOOOpUftlFI
TCSTTO AMD TRV BUARMmEot
X MOW I Im Ihm Ttmm to USE IT.
Too Indigestible.
"Hear Bromley U dead?"
"No; what was the trouble?"
"Splinter of wood in his stomach."
"How in the world did that happen?"
"Eating club sandwiches." New
York Times.
DAD BLOOD,
BAD COMPLEXION.
The akin ia tba eeat of an almost end
less variety of diseases. They are knewn
by various names, but are all due to the
same cause, acid and other poisons in
the blood that irritate and interfere with
the proper action of the skin.
To have a smooth, soft akin, free from
all eruptions, the blood must be kept pure
and healthy. The many preparations of
arsenic and potash and the large number
of face powders and lotions generally
used in this class of diseases cover op
for a abort time, but cannot remove per.
manently the ugly blotches and the red,
disfiguring pimples.
Ctofitml vlgllanom Im the prloa
of at beautiful oomplexlon
when such remedies are relied on.
Mr. H. T. Bbobe, 1704 Lucas Avenue, St. Loots,
Mo.,aays: "Mr daughter was afflicted lor years
sritb a disfiguring eruption oa her face, which
restated ell treatment. She was taken to two
celebrated health springs, bat received no bene-
St. Many medicines were prescribed, but with.
wot result, until we decided to try 8. 8. 8., and by
the time the ft ret battle w ft nisbed the eruption
Began to disappear. A dosea bottles cai
ar. A dosea bottles cared ber
She is now seventeen yeere old, end not a aiga off
npiciciy ana ivii nn- Hinynimir .
the embarrassing disease has ever returned."
S. 8. S. is a positive, unfailing cure for
the worst forms of skin troubles. It ia
the greatest of all blood purifiers, and the
only one guaranteed purely vegetable.
Bad blood makes bad complexions.
purines and invigo
rates the old and
makea new, rich blood
1 that nourishes the
body and keeps the
gkin active and healthy and in proper
condition to perform Its part towards
carrying off the impurities from the body.
If you have Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt
Rheum, Psoriasis, or your akin is rough
and pimply, send for our book oa Blood
and Skin Diseases and write our physi
cians about your case. Mo charge what,
ever for this service.
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3 WICIIWU'
The bacillus of the grip Is the small
est disease germ yet discovered.
The amount ef blood In the human
body Is oue-tblrtcenth of the body
weight
It bas often been claimed that the
presence of nickel in dust la a sufficient
criterion to distinguish It as of cosmic
rattier than terrestrial origin. It baa
lately been shown tbat nickel ia found
In aoot, and bene tbat nlckeJlferoua
dost may be terrestrial. Gallium, also,
ts found In all aluminous minerals. In
many flue dusts. In many Iron ores. In
soot snd tn atmospherical dust
The cultivated oasis of Dakota In the
Libyan desert bas a copious water sup
ply, derived entirely from sn under
ground bed of sand stone which Is nev
er visible. Tbe water rises to the sur
face through wells, averaging about
stiO feet In depth. Mauy of these wells
were made In ancient times, during tbe
Soman occupation. They fertilise broad
areas of cultivated lands. Interspersed
with palm groves. Tbe success 0 this
system of irrigation In Dakbla Is Inter
esting In connection with tbe projects
for supplying moisture to some of our
Western plains which are similarly un
derlain by bidden supplies of water.
The continually increasing demand
for India rubber, and tbe great Interest
manifested In all efforts to prevent
waste of the trees from which rubber
Is derived, have led our consuls tn coun
tries where these trees grow to collect
many valuable facts concerning them.
Consul Goldscbmldt st La Gualra re
cently transmitted to Washington some
highly Interesting statements about tbe
rubber, or caoutchouc, trees, of the up
per Orinoco by Dr. Lucien Morlsse, who
has made extensive personal Investiga
tions In that region. Dr. Morlsse
makes the somewhat surprising state
ment that the prohibition of tbe Vene
snelan Government against tbe felling
of the trees Is altogether unnecessary,
because "It relates to an Immense for
est measuring upward of 74,000,000
acres, where caoutchouc exists in
abundance, and which It would require
millions and millions of hands to ex
ploit whereas It only con ts Ins three or
four thousand Indians, not more than
the tenth part of whom are engaged in
the work."
Some Interesting details have lately
been published concerning the use of
ozone in purifying water. Ozone is oxy
gen in a highly active condition and it
occurs in small quantities in the air
of the sea and of the mountains. Near
Berlin an establishment baa been erect
ed for the purpose of experimenting on
the effects of ozone In ridding water of
the microbes it contains. Ozonised sir
containing from 2 to 8 grams per cubic
meter (a cubic meter equals 230.09 gal
lons and a gram Is about 15 grains) is
passed upward into a tower which Is
filled with flints and In Its passage
meets the water coming down snd thus
acts upon It It bas been shown that
as regards water from the Spree, the
number of microbes was decreased
from 600,000 per cubic centimeter (.081
cubic Inch to 10, which Is practically
nil. The total cost Is set down at 33
cents per 1,000 cubic feet Ozone has
long been known as "nature's disin
fectant" and Its application to the puri
fication of water becomes, therefore, a
matter of great interest If the cost
can be reduced this mode of purifica
tion may have a cbance of widespread
adoption.
JUST AS GOOD.
Backwoods Merchant WbnAIwaya Had
What a Customer Wanted.
Abel Judkins kept the corner store in
Centervllle, snd it was bis boast tbat
no man who patronized blm need lack
for anything he wanted, provided be
had tbe wherewithal to pay.
Occasionally some unreasonable per
son would auk for a commodity not in
cluded in Abel's list; but if be did so,
he was either provided with some
thing which Mr. Judkins assured him
was better than the article be had de
sired, and served exactly the same
purpose, or he wss made to feel that
it Was, for some dark snd mysterious
reason, no longer "carried" by any
progressive and self-respecting shop.
When a carping summer resident,
whose pair of ancient bellows, bought
at an auction sale, bad collapsed be
yond repair, expressed surprise that no
bellows were to be had of 11 r. Judkins,
the Centervllle storekeeper turned upon
her with a lofty smile.
"Folks here, ma'am," he said, cold
ly, "don't bold with getting so took
up with old Ideas, or being so narrow,
aa some of those that summer with us
from below.. The advances of civili
zation are prized here In this town,
the air-tlgbts with drafts are more
thought of than old chlmbly fireplaces
that require constant feeding and have
to be blowed on to keep 'em a-going."
He glanced at tbe summer resident
but could discover no special signs of
weakening or humility in her face.
With a briskness which always marked
his mercantile proceedings, be changed
In a twinkling from the advocate of
progress to tbe upholder of primitive
methods.
"But folks will be folks, ma'am," be
said. Indulgently, "and If you like an
open glow I don't know what's to bin
der. And better than any bellows tbat
ever were mads, ma'am, Is an onion-
stalk. I can fit yon out complete with
three stout ones at this present and
when you've blowed tbem out o' use
fulness, sll you've got to do Is to come
to Abel Judkins and get some more."
CHANGE SECURED AT HOME.
Talus of New Surroundings for an
Invalid Ihowo,
The doctor looked st his young pa
tient with rather a dissatisfied air.
"Why do yon not get well?'' be asked
her, somewhat impatiently. "Your fe
ver left you long ago, and you have no
organic trouble, and yet yon stay just
in tbe same state day after day. You
will burt my reputation if you keep on
in tbls way," ha added, Jokingly; but
on leaving tbe room bs spoke mors seri
ously. "She must be roused In some way,"
be said to her mother and the trained
nurse who wss In attendance. "What
she really needs Is a change, but sbs Is
too weak tn ber present condition to
travel. 1 sm going to try an experiment
which will do no harm snd may do
good.
"I want you to let me have another
bedroom for her, snd arrange It quit
differently from tbs way It Is now.
Uang up new cblnta curtains and put
furniture tn It she Is not familiar with.
A room with a fireplace. If possible.
Light a bright little wood Ore, and buy
ber a pretty new dressing gown. Ws
will give her a radical change In bar
own house and see what that will do."
A couple of days afterward tbs fflti
was told that she wss so much bottee
that she wss going to be moved lata
another room. and. despite bet reluct
ance, the change was mads.
The next day sbs showed languid
pleasure st her pretty and novel sur
roundings, ber diet wss altered, and
sbe gradually acquired an appetite, la
a pretty new dressing jacket, she re
ceived the compliments of the doctor
and nurse with complacency, and from
tbat time on began to convalescs rap
idly. "All going to prove," said the doctor,
"tbat absolute change is often aa es
sential toward recovery, and that tbs
required stimulus may be given. If nec
essary, at home."
Even to those who are tn health the
benefits of a home change should not
be underrated, says the New York Trib
une. "I like to get a new cook because
it Is the only way we get different
food." said a young married woman;
but the more experienced housekeeper
appreciates tbe Imperative hygienic
value of change, and varies the family
diet accordingly.
Every woman has experienced tbs
mental and even moral stimulus of a
new gown (always provided tt has been
paid for), but not every one recognises
tbe fact that It Is tbe ssme wltb domi
ciliary surroundings, snd that to occa
sionally make a different arrangement
of furniture Is a good thing, while
small novelties In the way of new books
and periodicals, a change of dress, and
particularly tbe menu, all go to bright
en the home atmosphere and give a
tired man tbe change be really requires.
The Trade of Palestine.
The account of the trade of Palestine
during the year 1900, given In the con
sular report recently Issued, la fairly
hopeful, though neither tbe exports
nor the imports reach tbe level at
talned In 18S9. The prosperity of tbe
country depends still, ss it always bits
done, and most probably always will
do, upon the fruits of the earth. Cen
turies before the present era, corn aud
wine and oil were among the chief
boons of tbe "promised land," and
though we bear little now of tbe first
tbe other two are regaining their an
cient reputation. To melons, which
also were valued In ancient days, a
new fruit has been added tbe orange.
This, Indeed, and tbe grape, are now
tbe most Important products of Pales
tine, though tbe exports of tbe former
have declined considerably In value
the last few years. Jaffa oranges,
however, maintain tbelr reputation, so
tbat It may be hoped Jhat the depres
sion Is only temporary. Southern Pal
estine bas always been noted for I's
vineyards; it was Judab who "bound
his foal to the vine and washed bla
clothes in the blood of the grapes.
Is tbe liion Intelligent?
After prolonged experiment, M.
Hachet-Souplet bas reached the con
clusion that there can be no doubt that
the lion is the possessor of reasoning
faculties. Of course this conclusion
Is based on observation, not on hypo
thesis. Among the experiments was
one which took place at the Museum of
Natural History, within a stone-throw
of the statue of Cbevreul, tbe scientist
centenarian. A Hon was presented tin
av.are wltb a closed box containing an
appetizing piece of meat Tbe point
to determine was whether. the animal
would be smart enough to discover the
secret open the box and secure the
coveted morsel through means of bis
own. The king of animals did not dis
appoint the scientist who bad falto In
bis judgment After hesitating a little,
the lion raised the lid of tbe box wltb
his nose, and although he went at It at
first In tbe wrong way, be deliberately
put tbe box In tbe proper position, ex
actly as a man would have done. It
took him exactly three minutes, and
a written report of the occurrence was
signed by tbe witnesses.
A Pretty Broad Hint.
An anecdote is told of one of tbe
smaller South American republics
which Illustrates tbe methods which
are adopted wben It comes to a ques
tion of making war. The "navy" of
the particular power referred to con
sists of a single, old fashioned, side
wheel steamer, armed with one gun.
In time of peace she Is engaged In haul
ing freight np and down tbe river
which runs close to tbe capital. At the
outbreak of one of the periodical wars,
not so very long ago, the President of
tbe republic took charge of the steamer
and started up stream on a recruiting
expedition, leaving his senior general
in charge of tbe military preparations
at tbe capital. A couple of days later
the steamer returned, and some sev
enty miserable looking natives, each
firmly bound with a strong rope, were
marched off and turned over to tbe gen
eral, wltb a note from tbs President
which read:
"Dear General: I send you herewith
seventy volunteers. Please return the
ropes at once."
tiinall Population.
Norway's population Is the smallest
In Europe, compared with her area.
Each of her Inhabitants could havs
forty acres of land, while tbe Briton
would have to be content wltb less
than an acre.
Fertility of Karypt's Moil.
The fertility of Egypt's soil Is illus
trated by a fact tbat every one of 10,
600 square miles can support 928 per
sons, whereas even In densely popu
lated Belgium there are only 580 to tbs
square mils.
Knssians in Kansas.
There are 4,000 Russians In Kansas,
a thousand beads of families wbo do
little beyond raising wheat They vote
In elections as ons man, and attend
strictly to tbelr own business.
Honestly now, it you were ia tbe oth
er fellow's shoes, could you do any better?
PESDEMONA'8 FEET.
They 0la Proka lip the Beans for
Elder Ralvlai.
Prom the sublime to tbe ridiculous It
but a step, snd In sn anecdote recently
related by Clara Morris, tbs feet which
took that step are very conspicuous.
It wss wben Torutnaso Bslvlul wss In
tbls couutry. The play of tba eveulng
wss "Othello," and the scene of Dead
tuotia's deslb bad been reeched.
Already the raging Moor bsd slain
his Innocent victim, snd disturbed by
Emilia's knock, bad let rail tbe cur
talus before the couch on which tbs
body lay. Tbe draperies provided, si
though rich and heavy, did not come to
the floor. Tbey missed It by s apse
of st lesst a foot and tbls tbs deceased
Pesdemona unfortunately failed to
observe.
Tbs sndlence, which bsd been held
tense and breathless under tbs trsglo
spell of ths great actor, suddenly ut
tered a curious, long-drawn breath of
amaaement followed by a bobbing of
many beads, a universal craning or
necks, snd then, to poor Salvitil's bs
iriMnrmont and dismay, by a burst of
downright laughter. He could perceive
uothlng amlsa, and there wss notning
for hlra to do but to Ignore tbs laugh
ter and proceed with tbe scene. But us
wonder tbe people laughedl
Ths murdered Desdomona had risen
and was evidently sitting on ths side
of ths couch, for beneath the curtains
her dangling feet were plainly seen,
kicking cheerfully back and forth.
Such utterly unconscious feet tbey
were that the audience might not have
laughed again bad tbey kept still; but
sll at once they began a heel-and toe
step, and people rocked back and forth
trying to suppress their merriment
And then swiftly the toe of tbs right
foot went to the back of ths left ankls
and scratched vigorously.
Restraint was ended; every one et
go snd laughed and laughed. From the
box one could see In the entrance the
outspread fingers, the hoisted shoul
ders, tbe despairingly shaken beads of
the Italian actors, who could find no
cause for ths uproar.
Salvlnl behaved perfectly in that dis
turbed and distressed, be showed ns
elgn of snger, but maintained his dig
nity through It all, even when. In draw
ing the curtains and disclosing Deads
mona dead once more, the Incompre
hensible laughter again broke out
The Batter Karl.
In old days, when kings received per
gonal service from their most trusted
nobles, simple offices were created,
such as cup-bearer, chamberlain, but
ler, which bavs descended as titles of
high rank. In a more complex world
the service bas been lost sight of, and
only the outer circumstance and dig
nity of tbe office remain. For Instance,
the Duke of Norfolk, earl marshal of
England, Is hereditary chief butler of
tbe realm.
A story of his youth, told In tba New
York Times, brings Into curious rela
tion the real rank of the man and bis
theoretic function.
When be was a young man bs wss
reticent end st evening receptions used
to psste himself fiat against ths wall
and say nothing. On one occasion a
sprightly couple came by him, cbstter
Ing and wrapped up In themselves.
"I wish you'd bring an Ice here," ssld
the man to tbe silent black and white
figure against the wall.
The upright young man obeyed. As
be csme back wltb the refreshments the
lady noticed the ungloved hsnd tbat
reached her the glass.
"I don't believe that man Is s ser
vant," sbe whispered. "Ask some
body." Meanwhile the duke had met a
friend, and with grim humor had told
his experience. Tbe man wbo bad
made the mistake wss Introduced ts
the duke, who said:
"Well, I congratulate you. You had
penetration to detect the hereditary
chief butler of England when bs wss
In plain evening dress. There Isn't
much difference between a chief butler
a.id a head waiter, you know."
Intelligent Squirrels.
A party of young people, wbo In last
summer's holiday journeyed through
tbe country gypsy-ltke in a caravan,
witnessed in a grove near a glen tbs
following Incident which seems to
show a friendly understanding among
squirrels:
An al fresco dinner had just been
finished and tbe party were still sitting
st tbe table, when a red squirrel, with
glistening, eager eyes, came creeping
down s tree which stood nesr the ta
ble. He crept nearer and nearer, and
finally leaped upon tbe table.
Tbe lady who was presiding ssld:
"Yes, help yourself to anything you
wsntr
Upon this Invitation the little fellow
made bold to creep up to a loaf of
bread from which only a slice or two
bad been cut He seized It and
dragged it to tbe side of the tsble, and
somehow managed to scramble down
tbs slds with It to the ground. He
then fixed his teeth In the crust, and
dragged It away and down the steep
sides of tbe glen.
But when be reached the bottom and
confronted ths rise on tbe other side,
It wss too much for blm. Then be gsvs
a sort of call, which seemed to be un
derstood, for soon squirrels were seen
coming from several directions. Tbey
crowded round blm, and after a little
conference all took bold, .and with a
tug and strain tbey managed to bring
tbe loaf to tbe top of the hill. Tben
they disappeared with It In the woods
beyond. Family Jjerald.
Pleased with His Joke.
Indignant householder (to tbe collec
tor of gas bills) How Is it that my gas
bills get higher and higher every quar
ter, wben I am sure tbat we burn no
more gas than we did formerly?
Collector (meekly and deprecating)
I am sure, sir, I do not know, unless
something Is tbe matter wltb the
meter.
Indignant householder (satirically)
Something the matter with the meter,
eh? Oh, yes; I suppose tbe meter bas
tbe gastrlck fever!
And tbe old man was so pleased wltb
hi joke that be cheerfully paid ths
blll.-London Tit-Bits.
As people lose innocence they find
experience.
A word to tba wise- Is often suffi
cient to get a fool into trouble.
Tlio Cissnfjo of
b tha Boost Important period Im i w
man's ealaUnoa. Owing to modora
methods of Uvln. not one woman n
a thousand approaches this perfectly
atural ehajiga without espariencing
train of very annoying and so ma
ll trine painful symptoms.
Those dreadful hot uaahea, sending
the blood surging to tha heart until it
seams ready to burst, and ths faint
feeling that follows, sometimes with
obilla. aa if tha heart were going to
atop for food, are aymptoms of a daar-
Maa. Janata Host
nrema, nervous trouble. Those hot
flashes are jnst so many calls from
natur for help. Tha nerves are err
ing out for aaaietaace. Tha cry should
be headed la time, Lydla B. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound waa pre
pared to meet tha needs of woman's
system at this trying period of her Ufa.
It builds up the weakened nervous
system, and enables a woman to pas
that grand change triamphantly.
," I waa a very aids woman, caused
by Changs of Ufa. I suffered with hot
flush ee, and fainting spells. . I waa
afraid to go on tha street, my head and
bask troubled me so. I waa entirely
sored by Lydla B. Plnhham's Vegeta
ble Compound." Maa. Jsssta NoaU,
010 Keyssr at, German town. Pa.
Extravaant
Mr. Fijjlt I understand ths deacons
are going to cut our psstor's salary;
they don't think that an extrsvsgant
salary harmonises with the ethics of
Christianity.
Mrs. Fill it How much Ishs getting,
Mr. Fijjit reven hundred a year.
Ohio State Journal.
Gave It Away.
lis looked despairingly into vacancy
"I have had my mixgivings," he said
in a dull snd passionless voice, "hut
now I am sure. Your laugh shows me
you sre utterly heartless."
She turned pale.
"Heaven. I" she cried in terror, "did
I open my mouth as wide aa that?"
tils Last Visit
"So yon met a frost wben you called
around?" said Tom. "Did you feel
chilly?"
"Notatall'respcndedDick. "Her
father made it warm enough for me."
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. THE ONLY CURE FOR
RHEUMATISM
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Ceatpesite.
Dashsway Quilldriver seems to be a
fellow of extremes ons who writes
awful slush sod sublime prose, snd who
is st ths ssme time sn idiot and a
genius.
Lleverton Where did you gel such
sn Idea?
Dashsway I've just been reading
the reviews of his latest book. Har
per's Basar.
Laatea Caa Wear Srtoea
One slsa an slier after oalni Allen's Foot laae,
a powder, it maea tial or sew shoes easy.
(!nra. aaroU.n knt muH. ..hi... im, m.
! growing nails, oerne aad bunions. AlMrne
Istsaud siioe iterea. Ue. Trial Declare VRKS
by trail. Address Allea I. Olmsted, Le fcor,
Kew York.
Quallntd.
"Are you married or unmarried?"
asked the theatrical manager of an ap
plicant for engagement.
"Unmarried," replied she. "I've
been unmarried four times." Detroit
Free Press.
The Kind You Have) Always
.a. . as .ti v ar Yj. 1 . a a
lure vi vasts, ss. x icttuer, sou una ooen niane untie r Ilia
personal supervision for over ilO years. Allow no ono
to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
s Junt-as-g-ood are but Experiments, and cnuanifer tbe)
Health of Children Experience against Kxpcrinivnt.
What is CASTORIA
Caatoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
srorlc. Drops and Hoothlnir Syrups. It is Pleasant. 16
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Aiirootto
substance. Its aire is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Fererlshness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teethlnff Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tbe Food, regulates tha
Ktomach and Bowels, srlvlnn; healthy and natural sleeo.
The Children's Pauaeea-Xhe Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
jieara ino
In Use For Over 30 Yeart.
VM CNTaUII tMtNlrfi
J.).... ataan IMffsiMftl III 6fttO.
intng mr a..- - .as
Pays ths Boston Global "In taking
her out slehih riding, young msn, be
careful of that vaccinated srm.
That sdvice may do for Doston young
men, hut out here a aMislbla youth
would rather ir.o tha minor p e" ire
of tha rlda than be handicapped ia thai
provoking maimer. -Clsvelau J 1 lain
Dealer. "
SliUr Ship,
Mrs. Crlmeonboak I sea by this
wireless telegraphy, while at sea, one
hip can oummiinlcata wltb another.
Mr. Crlmsonbsek One ship can talk
back to anotherT
"Vim"
"Well, that's an additional reason
why they should be called sister snips.
Put His rest 0s II
ni.i.tu ur.nr wife ever bake a
chocolats cake?" asked Nuwad, cau-
"""'X- .. . .t...
"Loads of 'sm," repiiea wmwou,
proudly; "why?" , m
"U'.ll rnvwlfa baked her first ons
yesterday and placed U out on the
porch to cool. I cams aitmg aim
thought the dern thing was a hassock."
Ohio Stale Journal.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
rotllaud, Uregoo. rouaueu m
ft loaii Ic.oil (or Ray.
Illltiry ui Manual Tralnliit
Write fee Illn.lreied Catalogs
ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal
DON'T WEIB OUT THE CLOTHES
Rubbing them to pieces ; use my w 1 sun
1.. . t..i.i..i. Kn nl.liiii rwtii rnl. Perm
60 cents lor sample pai-kaiw and full di
rections. ' W. O. POWELL,
BOS OOO, foriianu, vrsgvu.
OUARANTUCD.
USED AND SOLD EVERYWHERE
No Alternative.
'Yoa admit that you are a tramp, do
youT" said the eminent counsel to the
witness.
"Yes sir"
"Tell this jury, sir, why you lead
such a worse thsn useless life."
"The explanation Is simple. I am
too proud to work and too honest to
oecome a lawyer." uoiroii rrws rrass.
A Mess Rolrktlen.
"Oh, my!" exclsinied tha young
wife, reading over the Insurance policy
on her husband's Hie in her fsvor,
"this Insurance conipsny is Just hate
ful." "Why, what's ths mstterT"as!ted her
husband.
"Why, If you commit suicide they
won't psy any money at all." Phlla
dotphia Tress
VICTORIA RAPE
A bent te miles enstS
omiiiiim, ia Tts wn iKHWwuris euiuliy. It
aiaSMIl ptMMtiWtosruw .wins and suve
S aaemitlsaltervr sawftraat l.. alb, Ilia
X riaarfeiMllrpRUfte. SatMr'aoalales laila,
Slant Incarnate Clover
rmSnees a trmrtanl
wnaia ail f.M aiue swain attaints
and If. ef MMturae ail summer I'"
tmks, WUtaowMlaurwhaie. frtue
emeliaaa.
Craaa, Clovera and
Fodder Planta
J fan' J
Our fatal nana I. fcrttnru! et Uiotouelili mm farm awda
wh SS TltfMmjMl lltvttlnl Sal.i tMjatnta. tu.MliM-it, an t,.,u
antra fwbto p. en ; r- im ;
, Savar'a
Tlelauaj t toes et mwnlflMM bar and aa andleai aatoant ef BMurasa an enr farm In Amerlea.
Bronsara fnaevsira 6 fewta of May perAcra
Tha areat traal of tha enitarv. r"lns iwmw etal la loand. our snal eatalttsne, worth los te
reialptoCBiUHloanuauaiasa. aw-Catalue aloua
JOHN A. SALZER SEED
liougbt baa borne, the Mik-na-
a 7
signature of
W f T, HVPMIITV.
Coughed
" I bid a most stubborn couch
for many years. It deprived ms
of sleep and I trsw very tbin. I
thsn tried Aysrrs Cher factors!,
nd was quickly cured."
R. N. Msnn, Pall Mills, Ttnn.
Sixty years of cures
and such testimony as the
sbove have taught us what
Ayer's Cljerry Pectoral
will do.
We know it's the great
est cough remedy ever
made. And you will say
so, too, after you try it.
There's cure in every drop.
TafMSheillla.iak.lt. AtlaratrMa.
reiuatt yw sastat. It aa sars laks l,
(has aa as ha eat.. It he tall. ta not
a. take t, ta Seal "a," eaeas.
Leave M with Met. w....im.
"1 o. ATBS tx.. Leeell. But.
JOHN POOLB, Portland, Oregon,
Fool et Morrison Street,
Csn give you tha best barsalns In
Buggies, Plows. Boilers snd Kngines.
Windmills and Pumps snd tumoral
Machinery. Bos us belors buying.
Sew Year Reaolutlont
tt." Uooloy Curo
tare telle! hent llseoe. earnst aa leasees
SaUia, Seaihal aeetleaiaaen
'..tee tasMtHta 1ae4 ta SSO Wlilla.
eesiei us.HHie, rsm..i vratm
We Will Give You
2 Hyacinth Bulb
FREE
Of 6 Tulips,
Together with our Completa) Catalog
for 190s, if you will st-nd ti a mail
order, no matter how small. Write in,
snd make your selections from our Cat
alog. Springtime is here, and It is
time for plauting.
LAM8ERSQN Portland Qre'on
! THE BE&T
POMMEL SLICKER
IN Tile WURLD
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COMPANY. U Cro.se. Wis.
Sold lif DonalM Stem and Ih.bast.hosdjal.
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ltidO l,r,,Vfi4 Pairs.
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Wlf ff"?iSSIUfJnd ssllsmnrsmsnv U.Biawi
as.80 aiiott. than any itlli.r two iii.h it. in ur
W. U Iluiinu Su m and U.u Diua. Blarnd side itj
Id. WIIU at.ue and s.uo tlio.t or oinrr ,
limnd to ha ti .l, Th.f elll ualwaat If"
pair, of ordinary $itM and Ss.SO .hoita.
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