The Stimulus
of Pure Blood
That is what ia required by
every organ of the body, for the
proper performance of its functions.
It prevents biliousness, dyspep
sia, constipation, kidney complaint,
rheumatism, catarrh, nervousness,
weakness, f aintness, ' pimples,
blotches, and all cutaneous erup."
tions. -, '
It perfects all the vital processes.
W. P. Kfeton, Woodstock. Ala., took Hood's
Earsaperllla to make hi blood pur. H
wrltrs that be bad not felt wall bat tind for
tarn time. Before; h had finished the first
bottle of this medicine he felt better ua
when he had tkn the second wee like
another man -free from that tired feelin
and able to do bis work.
Hood's $ar$aparilla
Promises to' cure and keeps the
promise. Accept no substitute,
but get Hood's today. v
Hli Plight Explained.
"I saw Blinks today, and he was in
a terrible shape both eyes closed and
bruises all over. He isn't a quarrel
some man, is he?"
"Oh, no; quite the reverse. He nevr
er sees a quarrel that he doesn't want
to act as peacemaker."
"Ah, that explains it then." Chi
cago Post. ' ' " ' ...
Bend to Garfield Tea Co.. Brooklm. N. V. for
eanrplc of l.artield I ia and Headache Powders
two ijivaiuable remedies.
Quieting Suipklon
"My dear," said the suspicious wife,
"this eeaUkin sack you gave me for
Christmas has the odor of gasoline." :
"Very likely," answered the crafty
huehand. "But you know Santa Claus
is using an- automobile now." '
JCevertheless, she had her" doubts
about it," fearing that he had pur
chased the garment second handed of a
cleaner. Baltimore American.
Everyone who uses Hamlin's Wizard
Oil locure pain is never ayain without
a bottle of it.
. . . Sure Sign,
jester Dobster has in him the mak
ing of a great artist.
Jimson What makes you think eoT
jester Because he painted a picture
recently, and when he looked at it,
later, couldn't tell what the subject
was. Ohio State Journal.
4 lartloa Snee
One tire smaller after uln- A llen'e Foot Kase,
;ww.ltr. It mak tieht or new shoes easy.
OBiessirollesi.iint. sweating, aching fee in
growing nail, corns and bunions. Ait drug
gist? and sin Ktoiea. 2x. Trial package FKEB
hi- -.1 Address Allen 8. Olmsted, la Roy,
Kew York. -
- Out of a Knothole.
He (just introduced) What a very
homely person that gentleman near the
piano is, Mrs. Black.
Phe Isn't he? That's Mr. Black.
"How true it is, Mrs Black, that the
homeliest men always get the prettiest
wives." TitrBits.
0 1 m '
Garfield Tea cures constipation.
Cab Riles in Cities.
In New Tork, Chicago, Washington
and other cities it costs $5 for a carri
age for a theater party, a dinner or a
ball. In Berlin it coets about 50 cents.
There is a cab stand every few blocks,
the locations being fixed by police reg
ulations. One pays for the distance.
Pico's Cure cannot be too hiehly spoken
-of a a cough cure. J. W. O'Brien. 322
Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Mum., Jan.
6, ISM).
Cable Span 3,000 Miles Long.
The longest span of submarine cable
in existence will be that between Van
couver and Fanning island, 3,000 miles
apart. The task of laying it com'
menced in January.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's 8oolh
Ins Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
luUMiren uuriug we iceiuiug jnuu.
Fooled.
"When she married that old man for
bis money, she thought his cough would
carry him on in a tew momns.
"Anrl it hasn't?" v
"No. She can't even make him
cough up what money she wants.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
cancerous
S are most frs
ores
breast, though
they are liable to appear upon other parts
of the body- When they begin to spread
and eat into the flesh, sharp, piercing
pains are felt as the underlying tissue is
destroyed aud the tender nerves exposed.
Cancerous sores develop from very tntlin
cause: a carbuncle or boil, swollen gland
a little watery blister on the tongue or
lip, a wart, mole or bruise of some kind
becomes an indolent, xesienng sore,
which in time degenerates into cancer.
"Tea years ago I
had a sore oa my left
temple, which the
doctors pronounced
eanceroaa nicer;
It would Itch, burn
and bleed, then scab
over, but would
Borer heal. After
taking 8. S. a. awhile
the sore beran to
discharge, and when &
all the potapnous
matter had paaaed
out it got well. I u.,
took ia all about '
thirty bottles, continuing- it for some
time after the sere bad healed, to be
euro all the poison was out of mr sys
tem. Have soon no sign of the eanoer
til ten years. JOSEPHUS BEID,
Cant, Audriaa. Co., Ho.
is strictly a vegetable
remedy, and, while
possessing purifying
i and healing properties
that no other medicine
W contains nothine that could derange
the system. While cleansing the blood
it also builds up the general health.
If you have a suspicious sore, or other
blood trouble, send for pur free book on
ninnd and SI: in Diseases, and write to ns
for any information or advice wanted;
We make no cnargc tor uiu bwh.c
THE SWIFT SPECIFI0 CO, ATLANTA, GA
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TIIEY TRY NEW CROPS
KANSAS FARMERS ALWAYS READY
TO EXPERIMENT.
They Have Firm Faith that the (salt
of Their Stat Will Kate Anything
-The Keeord-Breaklns Wheat Crop
of the Tear 190U .
The advance of Kansas to the first
place among tba wheat-producing com
monwealths again calls attention to
the wonderful productiveness of that
State. It Is also calculated to make
one reflect on the remarkable history
of agricultural experiments by the
Kansas farmers. In the early '80s there
was high-pressure wheat growing, but
It did not reach the volume, nor even
the relative Importance, of the crops
of the last few. rears. The crop of
1901 aggregated more than 1)0,000,000
bushels, . by far the largest of sny
State in the Union. This crop la val
ued at more than $50,000,000.
Wheat raising In Kansas has passed
through many experimental stages, as
has the growing of mauy other agri
cultural products At first It waa sup
posed that only spring wheat could
be produced with profit In the State.
This Idea was dispelled by the demon
strations of T. C Heury. known as
the "wheat king," who owned at oue
time 60,000 acres of land near Abilene.
Henry Introduced winter wheat. Oue
year (187(1) be raised more than 200.
000 bushels, which be sold at about
$1.20 per bushel He .revolutionised
wheat raising In his State. At preseut
the spring wheat crop la an Inconsid
erable item In the total product
In spite of the fact that Kansas has
led the prairie States In agricultural
development, and has held the ceuier
of the stage for many years, there have
been times in the experimental pro
cesses when Its people suffered dis
paragement for their foolish and un
profitable methods. It used to be said
that a Kansan would plan anything:
that he bad to be shown that a thlug
would not grow before be would be
lieve his State could not produce It.
For example, there are said to be 2.500
varieties of apple. State reports show
that at least 2,000 of these have been
tried In the Sunflower State, many of
tbem proving utter failures, of course,
but the best varieties being establish
ed through this Indiscriminate but con
clusive method of demonstration.
A story Is told of Secretary Mohler
of the agricultural department that be
once visited the French market In New
Orleans and there for the first time
saw macaroni . He was Inquisitive
about the curious looking food prod
uct. He waa told of the various uses
to which the article could be put He
declared that, he believed "the stuff
would grow in Kansas," and expressed
bis determination to try It
In recent years the Kansas farmers
hare learned through their own exper
iments and through- the useful Infor
mation of the agricultural schools
what crops are best adapted to their
soil and climate, what parts of the
State are best for this or that variety,
when to plant and sow, bow to fight
crop enemies, etc. This practical school
spplies to cereals, fruits and cattle. It
is wholly probable that the present
preference for wheat over corn will be
permanent since It has been demon
strated that as fine winter wheat can
be raised In Kansas as in any other
part of the world and with much more
certainty of success than attends the
raising of corn, says the Kansas City
Star.
It seems Improbable that the world's
wheat supply will become overlarge as
a result of this change In Western
States. The product of the Eastern
States Is' growing less and leas. As
an Illustration: Two counties In Kan
sas produced this year more than 11
000,000 bushels of wheat more than
all the New England States and Jer
sey, Delaware, Alabama, Arkansas,
Montana and South Carolina combined.
Bow to Help the Fal'eo.
"Icy pavements are now with us,
said a Camden man, "and women are
beginning to fall frequently. Do you
know the right way to help tbem up?
I ask you this because I see all about
me In the winter time prostrate women
and men making monkeys "bf tbem and
of themselves by offering help that is
not helpful. .
"For instance, down goes a young
woman. A young man rushes to her,
and, standing before ber, takes both
her hands. Then be pulls, but since
she has nothing to brace ber feet
against Instead of rising to the pull
she slides along In an undignified way.
Another woman falls snd the man who
runs to her gives ber bis band. She
takes It so aa not to hurt his feelings.
but It Is a hindrance to ber Instead of
a help, for, unless she Is being actually
lifted up, she needs both ber hauds In
rising one to arrange ber skirts with,
the other to press on the pavement as
a kind of levr.
"The proper way to assist a woman
to ber feet" said the Camden man,
according to the Philadelphia Record,
"Is to stand before, ber, saying, with
a smile and a soothing gesture: 'Re
main perfectly still, please,' and then
to step gallantly to the rear, put your
bands under ber arms snd raise ber
with a firm grip." '
Blst Trees Id the Philippines.
An idea of the size of the trees of
the Philippines Is obtainable from the
dimensions of Governor Taft's round
table, the top of which Is a solid sec
tion of native tree eight feet In di
ameter. Throughout the Islands oue
frequently seea in the better class of
bouses dlnlng-tablea that are seven.
eight snd nine feet wide, the tops In
every case being made of a single sec
tion. These are not so large as the
Southern California table tops, but
they will do. Kansas City Journal.
Monster Automobile.
The most extraordinary automobile
In the world Is that being erected by a
French doctor, in which he Intends,
with two students, to make a trip
round the world. It will contain two
sleeping apartments, a large workroom
and four big tanks for storing oil. It
will unquestionably be the largest mo
tor ever built
No woman can cultivate ber mind
and ber complexion simultaneously.
IllCtUSFST
THE STORY OF AN ATTACK AND
ITS REPULSE. .
A Vanning Account as Told by Vat
ran af the One Hundred aad Fifty
fourth Indiana Vol an seers.
Jacob T. Keller, of Girard, Kans., is
a veteran who saw long snd hard Serv
ice in the Civil war with ths One Hun
dred and Fifty-fourth Indiana Volun
teers and he tells many a story of biv
ouac and battle. He was recounting
some of his adventures to a reporter the
other dajs.
"Of all rnv experiences in the war
and out of it," he said, "one is most
often uppermost in my thoughts. , I
had strained my hip in some manner
but I thought I had got over it all
right. About two years after that,
however. When I was plowing for wheat
I gave out again in that spot. Rheuma-1
tism set in and I had to quit work. I
tried one thing after the other to get
some relief from the pain but nothing
that I took helped me at all aud 1 -became
discouraged. ,
The cords of my left leg were drawn
so badly that I could not straighten it
. ... 11 ...", iwtuM T alt Hnvit t
hip and knee paineii me ami i suxierea
horribly. At times also I had nervous
headache. After trying a number of
things, my daughter, Mrs. Fry, who
had been cured of rheumatism by Dr.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale Teople,
induced me to try that remedy. My
case was a very stubborn one and I took
five boxes of the pills before I could see
much change but I kept on and they
certainly did wonders tor me. The
cords in my leg began to slacken and
before long it limbered so that 1 could .
use it again and be able to sit down. ,
My kidneys had been bad and the pills
soon made them better, too. Dr. Will
iams' Pink Pills for Pale People are a
grand, good medicine and I recom-.
mend them to all who suffer as I did."
The real cause of rheumatism ia the ,
pre-sence of acid in the blood, which ir-1
ritates the sensitive tissues that unite I
the joints and cover the muscles, thus
causing those indescribable tortures
which rheumatic suflerera endure.
Years ago those afflicted were bled; as
if taking away some of the impure
blood could remedy the balance. This
folly has been abandoned and today
phvsicians prescribe snd druggists rec
ommend the use of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People, as these marvel
ous vegetable pills go directly to the
seat of the trouble, exerting a powerful
influence in puifying and enriching the
blood by eliminating poisonous ele
ments and renewing health-giving force,
thus making a potent remedy for cur
ing this disease.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People are an unfailing specific for all
diseases arising from impoverished
blood or shattered nerves. They cure
not only rheumatism but locomotor
ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus'
dance, sciatica, neuralgia, nervous head
ache, after-effects of grip, of fevers and
of other acute diseases, palpitation of
the heart, anaemia, pale and sallow
complexions, and all forms of weakness.
At all druggists, or direct from Dr.
Williams Medicine Company. Schenec
tady, N. Y., fifty cents per box; six
boxes for two dollars and a half.
Recommendations.
Mrs. Knowles That ia a beautiful
recommendation you gave your cook.
Of course she deserved it?
Mrs. Milton -Of course.
Mrs. Knowles But what do yon
really think about the girl. I have
written recommendations myself, you
know? Boston Transcript.
Karfleld Headache Powders: 4 Powders are
sold for 10c. 1 Powder cures a headache.
'Tit Hard to Tell.
Dinwiddie The city of Colon' has
been given up by the insurgents.
Van Braam Does that put a full stop
to the war? Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele
graph.
Considerate.
"Don't vou think von could drive
tnat mule witnoui tne use oi proian-
ityT inquired tne person oi rennemeni.
"Yes" answered the canal boatman.
"I reckon I could get along all right.
Put it u-nnld cet rtowerftil lonesome
for the mule." Washington Star.
AVegelahle PreparalionforAs-'
slmilating theFoodandBegula
ting the Stomachs amlDowels of
Promotes DigcstionChcerful
ness and Rest. Contains neither
Opuim.Morphine nor Mineral
OT HAHC OTIC .
AM tfOUOSAMVn.PtTQStR
Pnrk Semi-
Hx.Stan
linn jn'ir rtmrm
Aperfec! Remedy forConstipa
fion, Sour Stotrtrch.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
nessandL0S90F SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
new york:
it
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rvstfrr rnov rtr wo a para
Wilfully Mliundsntsod. .
"Some of niy latest photographs,"
said the camera fiend, "I took 60 foot
under water."
"Why did you go to the trouble of
taking thara there?" remarked Pepprey,
"It wuuld have been easier to JtiHt .tie
a stone to them aud throw them in."
Philadelphia Press.
Squirrels Nutlnj In Church Chimney.
.Sexton Davis, of the Congregational
church, at Winter Park, Fla., met with
an unexpected accident when he made
the first tire of the season in the chutvh
this fall. The chimney would not
"draw," and the caune was found to be
in a large squirrel's nest, or a series of
nests, in the top of the structure. The
opening was found completely closed
with squirrel nest matoriul to the depth
of four feet from the top. -Florida
Times-Union and Citizen.
War Watts of Hones.
Roughly speaking, a corps requires
to be mounted every four months, but
one cavalry regiment records the stag
gering figures of 3,oi)0 animals In a lit
tle over a year, says a London news
paper. , It was the general opinion of
experts that the members of the House
hold cavalry proved themselves the best
"caretakers" and despite their heavy
weights got as much work out of their
mounts as any cavalry in the field.
There waa even one instance of a troop
horse weathering the whole -campaign
and returning fit and well toceremoniul
duties in London.
Different Kinds of Ivory.
Today nothing but elephant Ivory is
used in fine carving. In the past there
waa walrus, narwhal, nylghau and
.mammoth. Tusks vary from 10 feet
long, weighing 200 pounds, to smaller
ones, and the price ia about $0 a pound.
Narwhal ivory is unlimited in supply,
owing to the discovery of large quanti
ties in the erotic regions, where for un
told years it has been prererved in the
ice. It is of no uee for fine ivory carv
ing, but is used in all inferior types of
work, such as l low-priced umbrellas
and stick handles, cheap chessmen,
frames, etc.
ftsrfleld Headache Powders are especially a.
dapted to the needs of nervous women. Try
them.
0a tht Jury.
Employer So you served on the jury
last week, Pat. Did you know what, to
do?
Fat Shure, sor, I had no trouble.
There was a man there tould me what
to do and gave me f 10 for doing it.
" ' r
Stats or Ottro, crrr or-rot-eno, I
FB4NK J. ( HiNiY makes oath that he IS the
1.IV .H ITIimSTT. I
senior parteroi the firm al f.l. CHSKST A Co.,
dome business in the i'ltv of Toledo, County
ana state aloreeaid, ana mat saiu urm win par
the sum ol ONK Ht'NUKKl) DolXAKS (nr earn
and every ease ol Catarrh that cannot he cured
by the use of Mali's Catarrh Cvaa.
Sworn to Yifnr me ami subscribed in bit
presence, taUSlh day ol December, A. D. law.
A. W. GLEABOX,
tl JVetorv rubtit.
Ball's Catarrh Care Is teeen Internally and acts
directly on the blood and mnrous surfaces of
u system, eenu inrmMimonieis, iree.
Bold bv drurglsts, 76e.
Ball's family rills are the best.
Garfield Ta. the herb medicine, cures con
stipation, sits beadune ana liver aisoruors.
Their Advantage.
"But," said the young mosquito, "is
not man much stronger than wei
"He is." responded the fond parent;
"but we may venture to attack him on
account of our superior mobility."
Puck.
KELP YOUR SADDLE, DRY!
s TUB. ORIGINAL
POMMEL
fy BLACK UNrtLlOW
ij PROTECTS sOTtl
V BIDES AND SADDLE
SiSS". HABDEJT STORM
tamMa0 .TklMKIt tops
a1.?. ' IN THE I
artOWtrlS rUU. LINE Of fi ARM W5 AND HATA
A .el.TOW E Wt.P,.P03mrs.ru.jj. a
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w
bss writing- t advertiser pleas
BMuuoa wis papas
Tor Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bough!
Bears the
Signature
of
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Use
lor Over
Thirty Years
ill
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at . s.. .H.jfeaAa.tf what ia
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quiets the uorToui ystotn. h ae&aui
A 1 J esxaall
Vou ought to know that whan you
Mittwd to be ifulr in your oourmei,
, i . - l i . I. t A.m.. mnn
arrow irrn ft u ja mutuu. '
pats slpleas atlghta, there la serious
Mas. llAKTLET.
trouble somewhere, aud nervous proa-
trauou ia aura w iuiiuw.
You oturht to know that I nl I (rent I on,
exhaustion, womb displacements,
faintlwr, dlxzincKS, headache, and
backache send the news wild with
affright, and you cannot sleep.
i ... itu-iu r.f o- i v Conirreaa Rt-.
Chicago. 111., whose portrait we pub-
was entlrelv cured by Lyttia B. Plnk
tiam'a Vftrotable Compound ! her eaae
should be a warning to others, and
ber cure carry eonvietion to the minas
of ererv aufferlnp; woman of the tin
falllnir efficiency of I.ydia K. Plnkbam'S
Vegetable Compound.
Btjgart Had $S Apkcs.
Some of the professional boRKrs ar.
rented in the Christina shoppiiiR dis
trict in New York had only II when
searched, but some of them , had so
much more that it brought the average
up to S apiece.
Bacteria la Scheol Inks
The suthoritics at Mlntlen, Germany,
have matte a. bacteriological examina
tion of school inks. They have found
that most of them contain bacteria
which, If animals are inoculated with
them, often prove fatal. ,
Lift Averages.
In 800 years the avernire length of
human life has been doublet!. In the
sixteenth century it was between 18
and 20 years; at the close of the
eighteenth century it was a little over
30 years, and today it is over 40 years.
Wild Elephants Gsttinj Scares.
It ia estimated that there are fewer
than 10,000 wild elephants left in all
the countries on the globe, and that five
of these will be killed off where one
is Ixirn. It is a matter of only a few
years when the hiHt ono must go.
Population Multiplying In Algeria.
The French census returns for Al
geria reveal the fact that in less than
60 years the native population of the
colony, Arab and Kabyle, has almost
doubled Itself, having rinen from
2,307,000 In 1850 to 4,070,00 at the
present time.
Csaadiin Hay for Africa.
Canada's entire surplus crop of hay
and oats is being marketed this year
to the British government for the use
of the army in Honlli Africa. An estra
fleet of steamers is transporting this for
age to the seat of war.
Easily Interpreted.
Mrs. Hoon I dreamed last night
that you had given me an automobile.
Mr. Hoon li'm, yes I You had a
horseless nightmare and, by the way,
my dear, dreams usually go by con
traries. Smart Set.
The Range Pony In Alaska.
The best animal for the Klondike and
Inner Alaska baa proved to be the range
pony reared In th cold, mountainous
country of Montana, Northern Idaho
snd Washington. Th pony weigh
from 800 to 1,000 pound and I giving
much better service than the mule. II
pick bis way through stretches of bog
where the mule mires, climbs glaciers
and canyon side where the mule turn
back, and eats snow to quench bl
thirst, which the mule will not do. For
prospecting purposes th trained pack
pony i Invaluable and the best mean
of transportation tn Alaska.
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...l.lm and
Edmond About, the French nnvellNl,
was ones asked to write bw-W
notice of a Play written by Msnd.
Hie playwright begged him to dl so m
the. Ithig and scenery, bu tt-- ,
about tne urama -
was not proving mm-1 . -
About did as naiusststl, lo d o the plot
at length and gave much deta 1 as lose-
tarn! "AlKint inidnlglit the curtain
fell and with it tne piece.
Ttx ll ioa Cyclists.
The Imudsomo sum of m'arly 5,600,.
. ..I , i.rMnu it into the
ouu iranes tins o -- - . .
treasury of the French republic by the
.. it .... ...1,1 tint vear
tax upon tne cyrum" -
' mi . II. InilHIMed III Uie
iWUl. 1MB HI " I ,. .v.
year 18114, and was paid by SUJ.0J
' . u.A 1 ....... lnulflil tllHill
persons, in - -
i!30,084, lu 189tJ upon 320.80, l
uiwn uikmi 408.80U, III 181)1 upon 484..
414, sad in 18 nearly dmiWo that
numbsr-838,85ft. T ! upn -tor
carringos in 1900 was tld by
person. ' " " ' ' .. '.,
India th Und ol Rpork
India Is the land of reports. There
Is a monthly, quarterly, half-yearly,
annual plague of tliom. Tbera i no
country probably, in which so tnany
' .......!... anil all fllW
useless reports am i. - -
read. In one province the chief busi
ness of the local government consist ill
dunning It olUccr for statititlc snd
reports, and In compiling from them
volumes for the delusion of the supreme
government. Moro than one half
the time and energy of every civil olll
cer I takeu up lu writing. Fortnight,
ly Iteview. . "
Serve Four Mule a Usy.
Washington hotel are said to be the
only ones in this country that serve
four regular meal every 24 hours
breakfast, luncheon, dinner snd sult
rier the latter being served In. tome
case a late a midnight.
Most Important, lo Us.
Teacher Tell me some of the mwt
important thing f listing today which
did not exil 100 j t ars ago.
Tommy U. tray rttorle.
Natural Reasons let Friendship,
The Browns and the Jonese ar
.l....l. Mi Rniwn and Mr.
Jones are friend because they like th
same thing, and their wives are irieimt
hM-aue thev dixlike the same puniile.
New York Time.
Just Ilk Basts) Olrl.
He was rescuing a Boston girl from
drowning, and It looked a though they
would never see Cambridge again.
"Hold on tight, Penelope," h
gasped; "hold on tight " '
"Don't say 'hold on UkM,' " Rrgl"I
the girl, with her mouth full of the At
lantic ocean, "nay, 'hold on tightly.' "
Weekly Telcgrapn.
Said th Obicrvsat Foreigner.
"I have noticed," said the Observant
Foreigner, who wa not writing a book
about America, "tlutt, atvording to your
new papers, the bent t illen arc always
to be found in largo number at just
three places."
"Where?" wo asked, being mildly
curious.
"At political rallies, prUo flglit and
lynching bees." Baltimore American,
cure the most difficult
case of Rheumatism
after every other form of
treatment ha failed.
St. Jacob Oil never fails.
IT CONQUERS PAIN
Price, 26c and 60c.
AGEHTS MiKE HOKE.
flailing mv good. Big profit. No ex
perience. New plan. Writs for circular,
Lock Box 600. Portland. Or.
TRUCKS
lht swk. Iff!
tba Imm. Mow 4m m I1B tsiM,
loi tsalslticslsl Mf ufl. PrlM H
ktiy Ult rUT (bll sprint t ttU (W
Va aJaa baWsl Lava BbraVfcsVA Mfcltsls
Worth $10
ataaarrlpliawj of SrUf tWU"1lM BWItifi
laOfSrM (JSWa. tU H ll
fftr liril wwr fjiHsj sjisiTsaj
r masinsj muf, wr srw
issHiaw win v
Halisr s grl Mill!,
si waa a iimi atj
tsoei MaapiM,wsBrsB
Is aiftll4 fa a
lu wa vsw . ttrMmts,
1 BOM TO HUMiXITY.
a MOBS 1
IZVtYTU U.U 111 Li
A
Sayn ot PerunMt "I Iota I
c-mnmm Ct.llkalfl. PnMrh ll
tnd McCneiy In (tielrgood
opinion oll'ervaam mii if
toetlva catarrh nmcdy. "
Kansas Clv' Shd Tret. -
, Turing the past year 2,000 'shads
tree have been planled in Kansas City,
nhistly at ml,lic expeusa.. At a recent
ninxting t ie ublic Improvements com
mits of ihecity council autlmrUrnl the
planting of Stl.HJO trees almig the vari
ous ktrvels.
Ftls Hope.
Te-r I heard hint say he felt rather
Mt,.uit.,.l lutpAiiiiM w.m loft. tfi irua
tiirneil low in the parlor when tiecalltxt.
Jens Ilnw ftKilish of hlml Ons
needs a dark room to devult p a nega
tive. Albany Journal.
ThoM Dear Girls.
Madge Fho was In a collision and
had all the cnitmel scraped off littr
wlieiO..
IKilly How lucky she war! II
she'd taken a header she'd have bail
the enamel m-ritpcd tfl her face. Judge.
Ready for Another Cant.
Ileiievulent Old Gentleman What
nr von crying for, my Utile man? -
Mttle Toy I Imio-Iio" Jea" lout fl'
cents.
old Cientlenntn Well, here I five
cents (or you, so stop crying. How did
ynti nn it?
Little liny I lost It piU hin' pennies.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. "
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
foitlauit, Oigun. fouudsa isiia
1 Home Scheol for Bort
Militarf mi Manual TralRlriB.
t'rlt fur llliHtrated t'stitloeun
ARTHUR C. NUWILt, Principal
liUfiURCS
CANDLE POWER.
For Chnrch. Sioro,
Until, llall, Kirinl
l.ltatln. 'inoaa
lamps ar af, ceo- --
nutnkat anil ralia
tila, Itov what user
think ol thorn bf
addtSHHic
C. W. LORD,
Portland, Or.
ef Year Resolutions "m
raw
" ilecloy Curo
tats
Sara rUaf ham llaa, opium aas MtMN
aabtaa, a lu partUoUra ia
(Delay
laaillnt. MmkI ta 4KO William
IDI.IIUIl, Aa. furllaua, Oragaa
yrHmO. TWtJaWtW. ..,:-S''.. .j. a.WK.
Si sis
'f7iaiBia lisjtsiii sasfi i n"
Knobn and lolvn
fohereber good crops
artgrobm. j
Sold averywhersj. I
tfot Annual FtEB. .
o. at. riaav a oo.
Dasrolt,
SS'eh,
The Farmer's First Profit
Is mads tn his selection of saad.
Our Complete Annual Cata
logue for 1002, FREEI
. t
It contains full dlrsntlnns fnr sardco
. work and many nst'lul tahliia for tlis
farmer. No una sells buttur
Saatl than ' ;
tAMHISKSO.N'g BEKDS. ' '
LAMBERSOH - Portland Oregon
JOHN POOLB, Portland, Oregon,
rotol Morrisoa Sir
Can give yen th boat bargain In
rltiggiu. I'lowii. Boll snd Knginsa,
Wln-imill and Pttmos aud Usnsrai
Machinery. Bss ns bsfurs buying,
ISA A
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