Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 8, 1901)
of the Back
- Tlmfc Is wheie some people, feel
weak, all the time.
They are likely to be despondent
and it is not unusual to find them
borrowing trouble aa if they hadn't
The fact is their kidneys are
Reir. Dr. Thirdly I wish to an
nounce brethren and listers, that next
Sunday my place in this pulpit wilt
be occupied by the Rev. Mr. Smith.
I Xr will nw aln SKma n
, , , , , - - T l - ,. TT OIU. UIIW T VI DUB VI
ciuior naiuraiiy or Deoause I hymn No. 196. "That Awful Day Will
of sickness. eiDosure. worrw Surely Come."
A Ditagrceiblt Chsractcrlttlc.
Katharine I detest that Mr. Tlf-
Ongtonv , .. . . ..... t ; ..
"Oh, he's the kino, of man who ah
waya calls when you are expecting
somebody else who doesn't come."
Ufa... . , .- . .-.
iimrm boon ran tared to hmmtik
torm mro on film Mndprovo this
ztzizzmas ia at fmvit rt m
ohm torn fawn smoessAI In
oar In 3 mo mtumy woman, you
mwi avoir may without toy
Snai f 4 not b&liavo it
Wi.I ftAB OM."
" I u thankful to sr." writes J. U Cants
Ml, of. 8eaaMra Ut, "tee Hoed's Barsape
rtua has eared ate, For Bur rears I m
sTeaMea with backache. At timee I wu e
fceeH bad so be helped from the bed or ehair.
I eMewweU sad strong-and free front pain."
What this treat SsedUina did tat Urn It has
eVsas for ethers.
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. Begin treatment with
"Suspense," sighed the condemned
man. "Ah, my young friend; you
don t know what momenta of torture
"Oh, yes I do," interposed the cal
' low youth. "I have often sat quietly
with only a dime in my poeekj while
my best girl leisurely persued the
menu of a French cafe." .Chicago
CASTOR I A
for Infants and Children. :
Tit ld Yon Ka.e Always Mghl
Signature of (ifti
Caller H Id Up.
Mistress Jane, have you ever been
second girl before?
Jane No mum; alius cook.
. Mistress Then, when a caller
cornea you take the card, show tho
lady into the reception room and
bring the card to me. I will then
tell you what to do, "
Next afternoon: Jane appearina at
the door of her mistress' sitting
room Caller down stairs in th' hail,
Mistress In the hall? Why didnt
you show her into the reception
room 7 ,
Jane She dldnt have no ticket
Beheola la Porto Rie.
The expense of nminmiiiinc schools in
Porto Rico is verv hiaii if we consider the
amount spent fur tue small number of
pupils enrolled. Kdw-auoti, however, ia
a j ware ecseutini to itn-es. 111 our coun
try the iieople are being educated to the
fact that "thereto a annex re forimliprretioii,
drspensia. constipation, nervousness and
malaria, lever and avtte, and that medicine
ts tl .wiener ' ttaimai-lt Hitters. Trv it.
Our Private Die Sianin ia over the net k of
theootue. v -
These Lew Characters.
Greene That' fellow in the short
coat was a wonderfully fluent talker.
Gray Yes. I was wondering wheth
er he was a labor agitator or only just
a priiefighter. Boston Transcript.
There la more Catarrh In this section of tho
country than all other dtseaeee put together,
and until the laat few yean was supposed to be
tncuraoie. ror a areas maav Tears aoetora pro
nounced It a local disease, and prescribed local
rt 1 remvuivv, sou nj awitsnuy tenuis; to cure
you ! 1 with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
IS a positive cure for all thosa ttainfal
Ailments of Women.
It Will antirolv lnr. th mnrmk f.-...-
Female CoaiDliunta. ail nnrim sm.
Inflammation and Ulceration, Falltag a3
ltnlarementa o( the Womb, and Munwnn.nl
Spinal. WeakncBa, and ia peculiarly adapted
w . u'sun.ve w r,(-e.
Your ntUictr(ej ourwi m e( tor
Ia Cancont 8q., Bortoa,
WAY ACR0S8 SJBEXtIA
RAIL LINK FROM MOSCOW TO
Trawa-Biberlaa load la Oaa f the
World's Creates Acblevesastita-'
cepttoa, rrearava, rarpeooe aadi la'
atnenoa aa a Kaaalaat reaaeaaiea.
I A TRYING OCCUPATION FOR WOMEN
WITH DELICATE NERVES,
The Bard Work Katatlad by the Charge
of a School Rmm Of tea Causae .
the Health to Break Dawn.
A Otiutlae Surprise.
Her Mother I saw him kiss
X am terrioiy Shocked. I did not Science has proven catarrh to be a constats,
imagine fora moment he wm.M H.l!l4i,fahr.lr"ion,u
take such a liberty.
It has eared mora oanna nf Hukx.W m.A
Leacarrhosa than any other remedy the
world has ever known. It is almost infallible
in snob eases. II diaaolvaa and
Tamora from the Dtarna in an aarlw an
of development, and eheeka any teadaaey
f -"5a Your Vegetable Compound re-
moved a Fibroid Tumor from snv
wonih after doctors failed to tro
nuei. atas. at. A. l m A D,
Wesldale. Si Me.
Herself Kor did I, ma. In , fact,
I bet him a pair of gloves he daren't 1
Brooklyn. N. ., Oct IsL -After Inrestlrat
Ins; Cerfleld Tea, which Is suite nritromii 1
acknowlrdsed to be the best family remedy, it
.ra uacuii toeipiain lusnoceas it is the
soeaicroe lor liWU RESULTS, It ia
nciureu oere ny laeuarneld Tea Co. ia their
w end attractive labratorv and is made
Sivini UBKHS. UarHeldTuUtw.nrATu . .
herb oare for constipation and aick headache
When r Was.
A tittle four year bid occuniMi
uper berth in a sleeping Awak-
his mother asked him if htinew
where be was. -
"Tourse I do," he replied, "I'mll
sue sop arawer. "
tTrre) fimmiitlT Oaiea. r. eta 1
BlIW afUrUrst .!.' uof pr. KliaOrcx Narv,
aww. Sjudfor VSLKK W Muul fco.uii snot
isa. Dl-XU liui.Lj. '"V-tilan Ps
Way Thty Played Pattatra, .
iney had been married a year be
fore anybody knew it, and even then
ineir secret was discovered only by
accident." . inaeear- -res. one ev
ening at a card party, they thought-
icasiy piayea partners, and the way
they quarreled let the whole thing
muss uvuvit xree xresa.
1'fllITrn ,Ewv maa. woman and child saner
I. 1 1 r II li,' TI croup, pm-
mania or eoaMmstlua to write aa.
oaa X.uaa Balm Pad Co., Caauaaooia.
.. A Pckia Miuicale.
From the pagoda of the late Prince
LI Bum What we heard strains of
strange and weird music.
Turning to the guide we asked
"What causes that peculiar melody?"
"Why." he explained, "that is one
m our Boiaiers playing on bis toot."
tional treatment. Hill's Catarrh Cure, man-
uiactnred ny r . J cneney a Co., Toledo, Ohio,
ia 1 lie only constitutional cure on tho market.
It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
a teaspoonful. It acts directly oa the blood
and muoons surfaces of the syttasn. They offer
one hnndred dollars for any ease it falls to
cure. Bead for circulars and testimonials. Ad
drees, r. J. CHKNK i A CO, Toledo, O.
vim Dr Lms;iriBis, foe.
Ball's Family Fills an the beat.
"Are you the man who used to
write articles about 'How to live on
Ten Dollars a Week'?" asked the
caller of the pale gentleman with the
"I am be," responded the cele
gentleman. ... , .. j-
well, say, won't you me ns one
on 'How to Build a Thousand Dollar
Cottage on Five Thousand Dollars'?
Baltimore American.. ,,,r
Womb troubles, eausinc pain, weight, and
backache, instantly relieved and perma
aeatly cured by its use. Under all curasa.
stancos it acta la harmony with the laws
that ovara the female system, and ia as
harmless as water.
V 1 "sea Bacache left me after taklna
8 r the second bottle. Your meduuno
m eared me when doctors felled.
Maa. Siua HouTnnr,
Davis Block, (iorhain St., loweU. Mass.
j. " wimuuu nn, vv uiaiuw e oootn
"--yrup the best remedy to use for their
-VJ,n daring the teething period.
' The Current Dutctstsloa,
Dr. Tooagun No, sir; I do not ap
prove of admitting others than the
physician to the aick room. If tho
physician understands his business
he can prepare the patient for the
Mr. Oldun You mean If he doesn't
understand his business. Baltimore
Suppressed or Painful Menstruations, Weak
ness of she Stomach, Indigestion, Bloating,
Flooding, Kervoua Prostration, Headache.
1 is a arand medicine. I am
fnl tor the rood it has doaal
Mrs. J. W. J.,
7s Carolina Ave,
Jamaica Plain (Boston), Mass.
Extreme Lassita.de, "don't care" and
"want to be left alone" feeling, excitabil
ity, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness,
flatulency, melancholy, or the " blues," and
backache. These are sura indications of
Female Weakneaa. soma drmniMMnntnf th
I was troablad with DIulnMa 1
Headaches, Faintness, BwelUiujl
limbs. Soar medicine eared sse. I
Maa. aUaaa K. Bassk. I
Piao'a Cure for Consumntlon ia an inf. I.
ible medicine for eoueha and col.l. v
W. 3aaiDKb. Ocean Urova. N. J.. Fah. iV
' Bitter Exptriencc.
Mrs. Basin Kane Oh! Rasin:
there's the wedding march. Do yon
remember when we marched op the
aisie io n ten years agor
Mr. Raisin Kane Yes, and I have
been marching ever since.
Tho whola storv, however, la told la aa
Illustrated book which (oee with each bos.
tie. the enaet complete treatise aa fesjeaJ
ooaaplalasa over pbliehed.
P "" Ban For eight -years I saiTered with
t f.,, j womb trouble, and was entirely
"sTwr eared by Mrs. Pinkhsm's msdleioa.
Mas. i. h. Towaa,
Littleton, N. H.
and Backache of aitAer sea the Vegetable
Compound always cares.
The Vegetable Cosaw
nind la sold by an
agists or sent by
mall in form of Pills
"Have yon hay fever?
"No; thafa old." 1 have the elec
tric fan sniffles. Fuck.
Very Probable. ;
Teacher What led Columbus
conclude the world was round. -
Bright Boy Well, his experience
with it proved that it was anything
but square. Boston Transcript.
Ljdia L PiaUun'i
Lher Pills eura
Slot Hndicha, 25c
seim ot al.oo.
la 1801 the first coupons were Issued
toie the building of the Trans-Siberian
railway. ; la December, 182, the work
waa begun. A highway waa to be push.
ed from St. Petersburg to the Faciac, a
band of steel 0,803 miles long, binding
the extremities of the empire and ever
Its polished track affording an unrival
ed route for the commingling of east
and west and of their measureless
products. From Farla to Vladlvostock
the Journey by passenger and traffic
waa to be made In twelve days, and
later on In ten. Prom Farla to Pekln In
thirteen days, to Hong Kong In seven
teen daya, diminishing the expense In
money and la time by a third or a
This railroad waa to be financiered.
constructed and administered, not by
private enterprise, but by the Bute.
Hence Its object waa not by financial
returns to swell the revenues of giant
corporation or Individual capitalists.
The profit and loss account on Its pe
cuniary aide waa a minor eonalderev
tlon. its single design and aim waa to
strengthen and develop the Russian em
pire, the dominion of the east, the mas
tery of Asia,
As the strategic position of Bussla
over against Asia la unique, so is this
railroad unique In Its possibilities.
Whatever acquisitions Oreat Britain or
Germany now hold, or may hereafter
obtain on the Asiatic contingent, those
poeaeaatoug are remote by thousands of
miles from their base, and their effi
ciency dependa upon a difficult and pre
carious connection through those thou
sand miles of sea and land. Nor can
those possessions be brought Into much
more intimate relatione with each other
and with the home empire than they al
ready are. That Is, for Great Britain
or Germany or any other power to de
vise a political or strategic rival to the
Trans-Siberian railway la an otter Im
possibility. It remains and must re
main the most stupendous agent in de
termining the destiny of the globe that
haa yet been conceived by man. It Is
to be maintained, as It was first orig
inated, under the most favorable geo
graphic clronmstancea which a State
haa ever enjoyed. -
There Is no assertion here that aa an
achievement of engineering skill this
railway surpasses or even equals a
trans-American railroad from New
York to Ban Francisco, or a trans-African
railroad from Alexandria to the
Cape. Viewed merely aa a railroad. It
may in every respect be Inferior to
either; Its trains may be less commodi
ous or less luxurious. Its locomotives
less powerful or less swift, its technical
management less efficient or less sa
gacious; bnt, regarding simply ' geo
graphic position, having In mind only
where It runs, what it connects and
what It must Inevitably effect, nowhere
can experience or Imagination suggest
a rival. The nearest approach to rival
ry would be afforded by some line
crossing China from west to east But
the western terminus of such a line
would of necessity be close upon Bus-
sian Siberia or K use Ian Turkestan; It
would traverse only a moribund or dis
integrating Asiatic State; and what
ever might be the governing board of
its construction and administration, it
would Indirectly, If not directly, be sub
ject to Russian Influence. National
IM TWewsx. mmmvMt, afina.
Teaching school is an occupation
which lias many attractions tor our
tured women, but it also has many
drawbacks and often affect their
health seriously, Especially is this
so In the case of women with delicate
nervous systems and those with a ten
dency to imlmsnary troubles. Miss
Mary K. Towers, of Elltworth, Wis.,
is a toucher whose health was broken
down by the hard work which the
charge of a large school entails. She
"During the winter of 1803, white
teaching school, I became subject to
nervousness, which grew worse until
my whole system was run down." My
back aohed and at times I was so
diiry that I could hardly stand. My
limbs were swol.'en and always tired,
so that I felt no mure rt'nteii in the
morning than when I went to bed. I
was also troubled with a cough and the
food I ate did not strengthen me.
This condition, accompanied by pal
pation of the heart, kept up for sev- I
eral months until in March, when I
read about Dr. Williams', Fink Fills
for Fnle Feople in a Juneau, Wiscon
"I began taking the pills and in
about a week I noticed a change fur
the better. 1 felt so encouraged by
this improvement that 1 kept on tak
ing them until I had used throe boxes,
and was entirely cured. I always
keep Pink Pills by me and I take
them occasionally when 1 frel the
need of a tonic
"I believe firmly in the good 'done
by Pink Pills for Psle People and
have advised many of niy friends to
All the elements necessary to give
new life and richness to the blood
and restore shattered nerves are con
tained in a rontlt'iiciil foim, in Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for Psle People.
They are an unfailing specific for such
diseases as locomotor ataxia, partinl
paralysis. St. Vitus' dance, sciatica,
neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, the after effects of the grip,
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal
low complexions, and all forms of
weakness. At all druggists, or direct
from Dr. Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N. Y., 60 cents per
box ; six boxes $2.60., - ,
FARM MACHINERY J1IID SUPPLIES.
me STAR OF STARS
bail bverlni la turn-table, -
Turns Ireely to the wind.
Ball bearlnm thrust in wheel, Insurlnf
tlehtesl riiiinlni utialitiea. and reaarvlut
greatest amount et powar lor nmnplna.
uairaniaau aiier raaauia- rut oinH-
Ith aalvanlseu bolls, (touble-nutteui na
part can rust or (et l""f anil rattle,
Welshl regulator: nerfsel rvniilsllon, Ma
sprint to ohaiii tension with every ahange
of teninerattire, and arow weaker with age.
Kepeirs always uu hand.
These Utilise are wurlh money to TOU.
Then why aot bur s STAHf
.ft STAVOi CO,
If SICKFOKO, Wsshlneten, B. 0 thsv will re
Is eelve aulrk renliKa. a nhk. H V.,l. m.e
)th Corps, frvseeutlag oUitat since Is?,
JOHN POOLE, PortisM, Oregon,
.... Cetsst sa ass saaw
Can give yen the best bsriralns a
Ungiiies, flows, lliilrs and Kiigmea,
Winoinills and Pomps and Uensrsi
Mauhinary. Bse on before baying,
SCHOOLS m COLLEGES.
I., Columbia University...
Academic and Collegiate flails. ! , ,
COVRSKS-t'lasslesI, Ui.rary. ftilantlfla and
Cvinmetulal. J'ut particulars apply to
REV. E. P. MURPHY, PrtsMrnl,
University Park, Portland. Oregon,
n "-WUSSW POULTiW FOOD
w viwHt. r nrtngifitfit ytvng cftrUi, ftKri fttaHt -sffl v raw. rrcZKifMit)0.
W f my To"W ooicstsMM ,mmri tiyinty, tvni Art htm
i your i Ki HtitAii ruuirnr rotiw. ki
AHrt iMoku ! your I'KUimiAtl roUletnV JfOOl.
" uymgT ana l n thiiauitiy Ktp9 1 om I
t4 hmm v.
tire ptai.u th.H.
IIMiustwhatlaaea4lianiauiMMiH'r, u. a aiuolM, Lata, Waah,
J. HUWSK, tloaat Agent. Portland, ttregea.
Arriving at s TotsL
Tax Collector -How much Is your
Mrs. Wise About mllllbn.
Tax CollectorAre you sureT
Mrs. wise Ob. yes. You see, the
jury awartieo him is.ooo ror the loss
of a finger. I think in proportion the
test of him would be worth about SOU
times aa much. Chicago News.
Losing Na Chances.
Genial Doctor (after latighina
heartily at a Joke of his patient)
Ha! ha! ha! There's not much the
mater with you, though 1 believe that
It you wore on your deathbed you
would make a joke.
Irrrepresslble patient Why, of
course 1 should. It would be my last
To Rtmovs Spot,
Jester That man' Sliarnlev ia a
patent medicine advertising
"Johnnie, yon must never inter
rupt any one when they are siieak-ing."
"Not even to correct such bad
grammar as don't, nis?"
Tie wouhrt Back Down.
Miss Jones Professor, do you dare
to look me in the face and then say
that I originally sprang .from a
monkey T .
Professor (equal to the occasion)
Well, really, It must have been a very
charming monkey. Stray Stories.
Th Wrtck of the Birkenhead.
J. Johnson, who died recently In I
Liverpool was the laat survivor of
the famous wreck of the Birkenhead,
the troopship that went down In Si
mon's Bay In February. J852, when
only 184 men out of 638 got ashore.
The troops stood drawn up under
arms on deck till the ship sank.
Jimson Is he,?
Jester You let I He's been sie
naling the sun about the elllcscy of
ins new magio freckle cure. Ohio
Block Homes te Dtftnd Railroads.
A series of block houses are being
built to defend the railway lines in
8outh Africa. When the order to
build these block houses waa given by
General Kitchener, a chain of them
180 miles in length was completed in
Trifling that Costs.
Sc.aiica and Lcsibago
AM vou msv be SIsahlMl ami
many loot days.
Toa eaa address la strieteet eonSdenee,
HBU B. PUHsUal sUB. (Xk, Lisa, kaaa.
Coed Pries for Morse 1.
Eighty-seven carriage horses were
sold in New York the other day for
an average of over 11,000 each.
1 ?llth ?any mI,lions of families Syrup of Figs has become the
ideal home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome
one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fie Syruo
Commnv ane... U- r. 1 . 6 ! r ;
r u TJ ucttcLt. yumy ana uniiormity 01 product. ,
which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the 1
most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all
wno are well informed in reference to medicinal agents.
byrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with- '
out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect
! freedom from any unpleasant after effects f : 1
- In the orocess of manufacturing, figs are usedas they are
pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the
combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene
ficially on the System.
Toti Hs beneficial effects-
by He ervuirxerMakrvufacturcd by
Iruiavilk. Ky. SAr frAncfaco.CaJ. Hcw YorK'N.Y
row juatt iv Att pstuociavTa s-mca j0e rr rt B0TrLa '
A Man of Reeottroca.
Tbe spectators who were watching a
large store building burn down were
horrified to see a man appear at a win
dow about twenty feet above the front
sidewalk, every other avenue of escape
having been cut off by the flames.
The firemen t were at work In the rear
of the building, and there was no time
to go after a ladder.
A leap to the ground below seemed
almost certain death. The man, how
ever. In spite of bis position, waa ths
coolest person In sight
"Take off your coats," be shouted,
"and make a pile of them on the side
walk! Ill Jump down on them."
It was done in an Instant A hnndred
men Jerked off their coats and threw
them on the walk beneath the window,
the man meanwhile having climbed ont
and bong by bis bands from the ledge.
us oroppea, alighted on the center of
the pile, and escaped without injury,
the crowd cheering him lustily for his
pluck and generalship. " ' - v
It only remains to add that It took
some time for the owners of the respeo
tive coats to Identify and recover their
property, and the last man found only
a ragged remnant of a garment In Dlace
of the One new tailor-made article he
bad contributed to the heap: bnt this.
let na hope, was an accident, such as
may sometimes happen when hasty se
lections are made from a crowded um
Home Life la Janasv .,
Is Japan the higher class ladles never
go to market; the market comes to them.
That Is, the dealers call and offer wares
for sale at their customer's doors. The
fish merchant brings bis stock, and If
any is sold prepares It for cooking. The
green grocer, the saks dealer, and now-
adays the meat man all go to their pat
rons' bouses. In the morning the ladles
are frequently engaged in the charac
teristic occupation of doing barmona:
that Is, in starching old clothes ; and
spreadlngbera on large boards to dry
In the sunshine. This Is the first step to
making over old garments, and Is done
In the open air. Nearly all Japanese
women make their own clothes: at all
events, even the very richest embroider
their garments themselves. They are
very economical little dressmakers.
i Woman's Home Companion.'
A Candid Announcement.
"Mike," said Plodding Pete,1
world owes us a living."
"Yes," answered Meandering Mike,
"but In order to collect it we've get
ter do something to convince de
world dat we're alive. An' dat's too
much trouble." Washington Star.
Two Feints of View. , , ,
An emotional citizen of the arrest
city of Illinois was one day showing
a visitor the wonders of the lake
front "A few years ago," said he,
"the lake front extended inland far
beyond where we are standing. 1
tell you there isn't a town In the
world that's making history as fast
ss Chicago is!" It looks to me more
like making geography," replied the
St. Jacobs Oil
" Will cure surely, rlfht twsr,
and save time, money and :
Prteo, $e and goc.
sou bt six bsaucas ia asDicim
Pointers for Sosvsalr Celltdsn
Souvenir ootlectora will be interest
ed to learn that 100 large tables, six
dosen chairs, twelve dosen work
boxes, II desks, 14 dosen knife hand
les, 24 doi.u cigar esses, 100 dotrn
umbrella handles and over 10,000 (ten
holders have so far been made out of
thepnly original surrender tree ol
Baiitiago,'and the tree ia nearly all
there still. -Mew York World.
"I suppose it is merely a coinci
dence," said the young man who Is
anxious to learn.
"What is?" inouired ilia as
1 he fset that the most annantlnnal
reformers have been men who were so
rich they didn't need any more mimr.
or so poor thut they had lost hope oi
getting any. "Washington Star.
Break th Rut
Tuner Your daughter left word
that I snould estl and repair the
Mr. Binks What's wrong with Itf
Tuner 8I10 says three strings are
Mr. Dinks (confidentially) Look
here, here 'a five shillings for your
self. You break the rent, of them.
Tid Bits. : v ,
' Why Hs Did It
Mothar Gooduoss gracious, Willie I
W hat do you mean by spilling ths
milk and honey on the HtxirT
Willie tiusie wanted to play we ;
was in Canaan, the
lust like the bible. J-'liegcnder
Dlautter. - .
Struggling minister There was a
stranger in church today.
His Wife Well, what did he look
Struggling Minister I did not see '
him, but I found a live-shilling piece
in the contribution box. Cuaaells
"Jenkins has just wrote a book on
How to Succeed.' ' . -
"1 wonder if it will tM a success."
"it ought to be, Jenkins has failed
st everything else,"
' ifcclay Curo
Sars relief beat llqaor, opium and masses
1 perils Ulan te
m, p. n. 0,
. Conductivity sf ths Earth.
Col. PllsoduskI, of the Russian
army, has, it Is reported, Just suc
ceeded in transmitting a telegram
without the use of a wire by utilizing
the conductivity of the earth. It Is
said that the Insignificant force
which will transmit through air a dis
tance or only fifty yards will allow
transmission through the earth for
a distance of 550 yards. ,
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
First Fire Engine In 1781.
The first fire engine used In this coun
try wss brought from England to New
York In 1731. . , . v -
Thus Good New Days.
"Are my coddah balls as good as
those your mother made, David?"
"Better, my dear, 100 per cent bet
ter. We didn't have any boneless
codfish in those days, and every time
we nsa codfish balls some body got J
siiuaeu. tnicago neraia.
A Battle of Giants.
"Smithers can tell as good
story as anybody I know,
him an awful whopper the
night, but he matched it."
"Said he believed it ,gtray Stories,
Sat them Ilka candy. They
KlaaP YCU2 SADDLE. D2Y!
" 'C, THE ORIGINAL
I. Aid oar.iift
Every widow even to the 300-pound
limit. Imagines that she "makes a pa
thetic figure In black."
Most girls who look sweet at
tlou't uieuii It '
V C!EE2 Aim SAfiWr
ShOWHS POLL LIN? OP tt&Ki HT5 MHOTKTHi
AJKMtn CO"R08TOH.riA33. .?
I LIVER TON If! I af?.-'
mmtmm0mmMlmw0mWtm - aimWmWmmmWmm
tWllWllHl Hi ll I'll Jar)keSaM
1 .ill I, .
1 remove any bad taste In the mouth, Isav
ma jne oreain street ana psrfumed. It IS
a Pjeaaure to take thsm, and thay ara
,.u aibiaiir or enuarsa.
!w,f.,KU.l.lh .eaeh by elssnslntr ths
mouth, throat and food ehannsl. That
, means, they ston tinrfiatd rnAa r.n t
Isourlna In tha .Inm.l,
ln In the bowels, anrt'klll
;r.!.P,ur.,,'.T,',,M "4 enntsln no me
i.r.i .i . mineral poison. They cos
I VSi ti. ,h. '"""L ?!coverles in metllolne. ',
ans rorm a KimMnaiiAn .1 0 , . ..."
!2Vid.wt0 mak bl00d fu'e and rich
ttnti lalBstst sfilatan aL tea mA U. t..i
the'la'al ,ES,&!5-?f'i "?.''
JtJrrj"u'?i.Lh bow" P th "m Inte
iten'natSa."' TT "7 """" lV
Pf?Jh,1,p"0T'', Theyantoiileny.pns."" :
t r..?ti".U,.fl'v,!;c?"" k""i of uncom.
th. n!,'e.elin- Ti!k,n "sularly thry make
iEt, V,S.,ct "SUlarly and natural y aa It "
Doni.Tm!,'", tS""e of the hed, ,
Properly moving and keep the system clean,
increase the flow of milk In nurslns molh.
h.V J,WhI,,olh"T ' a tahlst, it aiakra
hf.. HL.k .""'i'" Pursatlve and haa a mild '
nur'sinVInrant. " "'V '' "
r!!kmB?-"n.,."r' Prs!tently, will ears sny
IS-SA eonL'Psfion, no matter how old or
2Sw.k,,,n .',her ""a'es have 1 afi4. They
!IV.b"JuU" rentd to ours any ease,
funded. a""'t, wlU b o'1"''
fit.i!2B' ""J1 bo- Bsmph-s sent free '.
.?. . V.kln"T- w PuWIah no teatlmonlala
iULf" Csacarsts on their merit under ab-K-
t?.auarantee to cure. Wuy and try a
fSJ fcViJ..f mtitt u t0T
siaauss ssasBi as., onus a saw roan,
iwmW&x&Zi $100 REWARD Vp"4to "'r"a thI ppwbwi
' ,n "" '" """""" M niair port to ns any attamnt of anh.ttt.fina r .1. .
M .... ...., .-,.M I for.saa furakk ivUsncs anoa ?ltliiH Ja,t V t0' whsn CascarsU are eaUsd
- 'rTaence BJUa w, JU1 ewssjondssee wnalsntifi.