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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 25, 1901)
Tbe Asia TWnj. "I hear you have been selected to , iJiver the validctory at your com nietioemtmt. " "Yes, "replied the fair graduate to lie, "and it's just worrying me tick. I don't know what style to adopt." "Whir IhArei'e nnlv nn uTt-V a . " " " ' J , W b ... ktl vaieuictory address, i should" "Sillyl I'm speaking of my gown I'hiladlphia Press. eminirr Don all el her diMaere yet fwiAer, ' "'" ,v - 7'" waaauppoaeu lo Dm lnco.rar.ie. ror a irMl nan yi-era o-tori pro. .......... u i wi mn nu itrrwriuea local rem.liea, end hy eoataml latilna; to eart " looal treatment, prononnood it faevreble. nririm nw pr.T'l Cluni la DO BCOlt1tft . Hitfun. hm iiivi'iw rafuim ofniin !inl Imwrat. Hall' Catarrh Curt, nikct nfeMannl by r. J. Cbnr at C, Toledo, Ohio, wiuavinjvwuiHiHiDii nriM luemaraei. It la u ka In wrnai lr la dam Iron H drove to iTMpuuiiut, u acra oirecuy 01 me bioon ene iimdrcd doiiara for an eeae It fallaie i iinuwn ina iniiawrtiaie. 4MB F. J.Jttr.NliV4co..loMkO,6. Hall' rajoily Flllt are tbe beet. Why Thty Gwhcd. "But hia letters am an iriiehino- they protected to the (air young thing ru wircapuuuiug witu a WDll mental youth. "I know they are," she said, "but you must remember that he writes with a fountain pen." Baltimore American. Wet a Tiaileat Part. Tberleyof tbeoanron-ballptlt tapart Sweet, ' rraa-rent, mild, but efMrllT CuunU Cen4)r Jioaruc taaee tbeir piece, ill druaguta, lue, t x ha Nutshell. "Host did yoa like the finale t my nrst actj" inquired tbe playwright. i aian i see it," replied tbe hrst nighter. "Ah! Got there too late, eh?" "So; went away too soon." Sh laved Rotary. She said she loved botany. They were wandering through horticul tural hall. "And where do they keep the elec tric plants? " she asked. He was too shocked to reply. Phil adelphia Times. The Haw rtl Ket P.ecentlv adopted t. nn of I ha nietrupot. linn fir de,rttiietita hat proven a un derfill tttirrM, aa a lift t.i.. L-WH ...... ..... w..u.. IIW lakes iiitenut lit anv invention that will save or prolong life. This l the reason So many iwonle liava tmn nrniunr the merlin nf Ii,i.iiiiir-'. Nr. K lii,,..M .1... Hi)' lue last tifiy rear, it cure rtyaiieueia. ri.ifti.Huti, wtiiwumrMi iHrrvuunuasi. anil lirereiid kuiiM-y truublus. Maiir phrn lain prtwenhs and recommend it. Io'uot lail to t ry it. WORN BY PASSING COINS. 1 Object BattiHi to S, Barber--Wouldn't you like a bottle 01 our nair restorer r Customer No; thank you, I pre fer 10 remain twld-lieaded. Barber Then our hair Hwtnrnr a lust the thins tou want air TiL. BiU. ir svvmxs petvsiois I fl aii:anaki m. - m m . ... . - w. wvr win nr- 'U' rapliaa. B.aio N. H. Vol.. 8ta Badly Hixtd. 'Your Dew doe- seem to altvn in the daytime in order to bark at night." "es; I guess he's a Chinese dog. "Chinese doeT" "Yes: of course vou know that When It M A iv in fhim il'ni..Kl 1. . . .... a uere. uieveiand nam Dealer. Aa Eya t Basiana Tomm ion a TiaitW.nn ronr arjwa magnify, grandma? urandma lea, Tommy. - Tom m Y Do TOU mind titrino- thom off while you cut my cake I Tit-Bits. f lla) r,i rni - II fJWarx Ui'.jyi t'un'iGnukni T n f W-aw trial laxttr iXIM Aad Thty Da It "What we need todo,'cried I, hotly. is to cage money out 01 politics! I tOOt-out all I ua airl" nivw tested the legUIator, with convincing .jiuor. ietroii journal BaoOKLT", K. T., Oct. 14. The value of Garfield Tea, the herb care, is sug gested by these facts: it is s specific for all diseases of the liver, kidnera. stom ach and bowels ; it purifies the blood and lays the foundation for health.' A Hard PrWoa. First Scientist This is a puuling case, inaeed. Second Scientist I should say so. Way this would puiile an amateur oientist. Baltimore American. Dalian sad Scam. Towne Wasn't that I'hnllv K.r. ... r neau woo was lust talking to vou! Browne Yes, There's a fellow has more money than brains. Towne Ktally. Browne Y'ea. I just loaned him a quarter. Philadelphia Press. BaooKLTy, IX. T., Oct, 14. People who have ,beadacbes know what tbey are, and those who take Garfield Head- acne Powders know how completely and how quickly they can be cured- This remedy is eculiariy adapted to the needs of nervous women. CrtTamal k Tirana. WItMa LMlaw, . Talk about monv hamfnc hnUm In people' pockets." remarket! an h. arrant atraticvr the other la. '-hut bre Is a case ct tikvU lu.u.ut Uioa m wood." Ua poluled to lb from of the ticket seller's window on una nf ute u sutiona aa he spoke. The wood work waa coorjed out anvoral Inhaa uecp wnere lue iniemll naaawnuvr usually ehoTce in his fare, and the car v waa twice aa wide as It waa dWn "That." said tha olMwrvant man "U more arraDUlc illustration of what Mn. Uncy will do than ail tbe lesson e-r tauguc D (M arlnniot of water unoa rocks. They tued to tell oa In school mat a arop or water would wear away the greatest stone, bat here w have, a mute picture or what the constant shov in of colna la and out of that ticket eilers window has done, fan will notice that the wood Is wont out aa Smooth) and evanlv aa If It vara rlnna. by the ft neat kind of Ionia in in. hn.i of tha Bnest kind of a carpenter. There uu 1 me rainteet s usplcloo or a splinter there. altlUona of nlrkolo anri iiimaa most nava passed and repassed through that window and been aboved along mac oarawood board, whlrh waa nrio'. mally level and flat as street of as phalt, until they wore that cavity wnicn yon now see there. I do not know that ther ta inf nap. - iictuar way or sbovlne tha mmu-t h. tween ucaec seller and nnrrttaaor Kn there must be, becaose tbe cavity Is shaped like aa eioturated aanrp. itm- nstratlng beyond any doubt that there muw oe a aniveraai way for moving the coins Decs and forward. I have tra eled a cood deaL but Mrhm ha 1 seen such a thorough object lesson as ue nouow or that board afford. To make a cavity like that the exr-hanm or cola must have been simply enor mous and beyond the lmac '.nation or man to conceive, it Is one or the rreat est cariosities or the city. I doubt that n haj aa eaual In the world. Tw, i the fifth er sixth window sill on tbe L that I have noticed worn away by coins la this wsy. At 42d, SSd. 23d snd 14th street, oa the Cth avenue road, tha cashiers' window tedras are esnecisllT well worn away by the passing of coin. oon t snppoee that one Xew Yorker ta a hundred aotieea the fart aa a reaches forth foe his tk-ket. New Tort Man and Express. RECENT JUDICIAL DECISIONS. 1J As Ethical Sidttljht -Harris If you knew he was lying, , why didn't you tell him so? Buck What would have been the user tie knew he was lying fast eaougn, and ne would not have felt so pleasant toward me if I had let him 1 V ... w auuw snew it, too. XJouton Iran-script. Ms Wua't Coatigan Don't say you aint done nothin'. Madigan And why not? Costiean Bees line that in't o-nrwl English. Madigan Faith, I'm glad to hear it, for by the powers, naytber am I. Catholic Standard and Times. enre to be arrested I Anv ache or pain by Hamlin's famous Wixard Oil. uur uraggui aetu lb ' Bttwcta Friends. Edith Ferdy and I hare hmn en. gaged for a month, and nobody sus pected it. Ethel No, everybody thought from t. . 1... 1 ... t . . . uia luuas ne u oeen piaymg tbe races. A Real One. ".Whew ! exclaimed the fi ret pigeon, "wasn't that sparrow mad when I wiped that grain of corn from him?" "I should say," replied the other. "Talk about your 'small hot bird'." Philadelphia Press. Mother, win And Mrs. Window's 800th ?,! yrnp Mm but remedy to use lor their Huuuroa uanng tne teeuung period. Goggles sr Nothing. Ho, doctor; I won't wear plain spectacles. If I'm compelled to wear glasses, 111 try goggles." "But, my dear sir, there is nothing fashionable in goggles." "Oh, yes? ; people will think I run am auioiuoune. ruuaacipiiia Press. ' Plenty of That ASk-it bo you think there was glory enough to go around at Santi ago? Tellit Yes; and there was loss of i memory enough to go all the way aruuua vudb ana dscjc again. Balti more American. Naturally Puzzled. "He ees,"said the French traveler, "what VOU Call ze IOIlnilsman ' Ha say he have been long on ze beat. ask: 'What VOU ?n aronndf TTa say ze skevaire. 0, zees language!" uuH,-agu xteraia. I do not believe Piao's Cure for Con sumption has an eqnal for coughs and 'f ''Z1?". F" Bo' Trinity 8priiigt, ., - wu. wr, UW. Mignaoiniity. It became necessary for the Ems- worth papa to chastise mildly his small son the other evening. Some time later, wishing to negotiate for a jvor, me cnasusea one stated his wishes, and as an inducement added rapa." : "Well, James?" ii you do this, papa, I'll excuse you for that whipping you gave " Pittsburg Chronicle . Tele graph. SEAFARING MEN r KMOW TH Vtl IIP rm JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Foot Morrlaoa Straat, CSaa give you the beet bargains la Buggies, Plows, Boilers and .Engine, Win.lmilla and Pumps nl General siscniaery. ties as before buying. Summer Resolution "Ola nasor. opiam o totMuxt irhtzH rrj am KNOW THE VALUE OF 01ED CLOTHING , IT WILL KEEP YOU DRY " Trie WETTEST WEATHEB VH julc EVckTWMERc CATAIOfillFS FDFP OP fiAPHf NT5 AND MATi Wiwmr, pi it i . A JTOWEB CO. D03T0N. MA33. THE STAR OF STARS Iterpartiaalante Ii8lST IntfHllfl. i at 9m una, uregon. ft i STEEL xl8 STAR : " vmo M MILL. 0ESTF0HTEI 00 a. . P raa haven't a raralw. luslthr moreeiarit of M C'S "ri':?re ?rs4,olr "lu root . bowaii open, and be well, roroa. in out ..rVn rioiant pursle or plU polaoa. la danyfroua. Tlia I CANOV CATrtAPrne Ha ball larlnr In tnrn-table. Turna Ireely to tbe wind. R&ll 1.. . I r. . In..... t-. kl I- ....... i .n.u, idu rrvervins greateat amount ol power lor pumpina. (illKfllud .1.- Li . . I with ealTariiiad bolu, duubla-nuttetl; no I r . ,c,n ruM or looae and rattle. i iniieci rc?ruiaiion. r,o aprins to change teosion with averr cbanre nf t nir. ....... . .. . ". r. . , ' a1"" wajMrr who. aca. Kepaira al vara on band. Theae thinga are worth money to too. Then wbjr sot bay BTAKI MITCHELL, LEWIS & ST AVER CO. PORTLAHO, OREOOtl. Land acouired under the bamaiad taws or the United States Is not liab'e to the debts or the patentee contracted before the huuaace of tbe patent, holds tbs Supreme Court of Nebraska in the case of Jackett vs. Bower (f N. W. Rep, 1,075). Tha nroflts of a boerdins house con ducted by one Injured by negligence are held, in Wallace vs. Pennsylvania Rail road Company (Pa.), 52 L. B. A. 83, to be properly considered In determining ner earning power as an element of damages to be awarded for the injury Tbe rlrht of tbe represents tires of s deceased person to compromise a cause or action for his death without tha ran. sent of tbe next of kin or tbe Probate Court Is upheld in Foot vs. Crest North ern Ballroad Company (Minn.), 52 L. R. A. 854, although tbe action is brought ror tne Denentol tbe next of kin. In Missouri nominations of a conntv convention for county offices csnnot be set aside by the State Central Commit tee of tbe nartv. holds the Snnnma Court of that State. In tbe case of S:ate vs. Crittenden (04 S. W. Reo.. 1S2). pi cent on a bearlnc accorded the nou n ees, and a showing tbat tbe nomina tions were procured bv fraud, or In rlla. regard of the usages and customs of tne party. Tbs measure of damages for the fall. ore of seed rice to stow when nlanti d by one who bought it nnder a warranty ana aid not discover Its worthlessnexs until It was too late to nlant crop Is held, In Relger vs. Worth Com pany tpi. v.), 62 L. K. A. 882, to be tbe purchase price, tbe cost of orenarinir the soil and planting tbe seed and a reasonable rent for tbe land, less Its rental value for crone that ennlri hi been planted after It was too late for rice. If tbe payee of a check dranm tinnn a bank In tbe State of Nebraska Indorses It to a bank In a neJsbborlna town tnr collection, snd tbe latter, without tha knowledge or consent of the payee. sends It for collection through a distant bank, situated outside tha State ih.rL by consuming three days for making a presentment for payment which might have been made in one day, tbe Su preme Court, In the case of Bedell vs. Harflne Bank (86 N. W. Bep., 1.000), held that the Indorsee will be Ilahla tnr the consequences of such delay, and for any default or negligence or tbs bank chosen to make the collection. A Carton I Iee4. A curious deed is on flie In Nnrthnm. berland County, Pennsylvania, accord ing to tbs Sunbury Republican. It bears date of October 9, 1783. In a series of whereases It traces the ownership of the land conveyed from the Creator of the earth, who "by parole and u 9f seizin did enfeoff the narenta nf kind, to wit, Adam and Eve, of all that certain tract or land called and known SCHOOLS UD COLLEGES. NOV. l ll ' ' FROM rt tr. I X ; 1 i a ii cr !if euiaejneew In m. v,tnrt u" k III 11, - '"grrt; HI i ?,.'.'.r-r- 1 f UM. J (PLUG SMOKING.) PA r m if I llit m l uu w ' --'--1 ' m raaMsa IT . fc !tXi-"-'laBg!Sw"''?!vti fevruM k. tare mo: mi mm jwuti. HUM a4iL lull m m m i i PLUG SMOKING rib b ;r heibsii jot mi PLUG SMOKING.) DLBrMstierjEr "E. Rice, areenvllle," J. T.,M aol Luck," "Cross Bow," OI4 Honesty," Brandy wine," "Jolly Tar," 3Undard Navy," "Planet." Nep tune," Razor," "Tennessee Cross Tie," a ranger Twist." t (Two 0r.Ber Twirt" tags baing equal to on. of others mentioned.) TA05 MAY B8 ASSORTED IN SECURING! PRESENTS Our new Illustrated CATALOGUE OF PRESENTS FOR 1902 wlUlneludV-many articles not shown here. It "will contain the most attractive List ol Presents evsr offend for Tags, and wfll ba sent by mail on receipt of pottage two cents. tv.uuogu. wia no rsady for mailing about January 1st, tooj.) Our offer of PressaU (or Tags will expire Nov. joth. iooj. . ' COKTtKENTAi TOIACCO COM r ANY, Writs your name and address plainly on outside of packaces mnl.t.In. T. A ... . a. """I sane uiara ana requests for Presents to C Hy. BROWN; 4241 Fblsoa'Av., St. Louis. Mo. V hp' jj Uuiwmt IMaMif.' 1 i ft . i V .s. MS MM I 4j'. I A I lllll'lateltof ITPS ISPHARHEABT 7 jM""? 'J"'" "'a' " ii 1 1 aSSMi MB .-a. tiM S m i i iff "" 1 1 'Sliyi S ijtwgniaanaaayai Mi MJ vy rtmmrm nr. III "WS1 ly""" rrtm VI III "V-flUM m,tt r III aM "'V" ' ill Vi fpk4f' 4o ,: 111 J tAr, I I tin rii . ,; I I V W 1 M i af M Jfeli Sr(P elaWaJ. I VI H 1 Uk Swwaww II U ifte. I J rtavti'y Jll ;"' Mata. i Hi !"! 'i aV'LT;'.'-.:' ' ill mm , -7i5r-!?--Tr i tiotrtti. Consolation, Farmer Mossbachker The princi pal of the academy says my daughter nan goi elocutionary talent. Farmer Hornback Wa-al. don't take it too much to heait, Enoch; sne may outgrow it. Puck. Evidence. That child is going to make a great coif tdaver ." said thn nrmwl 7.i.. - ' " lamer. - "How can you tell?" nr . a i. ; i . . .. ... : - , uvwu i t wsi tauning mm to walK tills ta the planetary system as tbs earth," morning, and the first thing he did down through the ases to tha rnakor 'a.a n t : . i u. fi.... - - v. i vjv ... cw mi no woe auuuL the deed. If he naa nhoiit In make a drive." Washington Star ' Ntcoury Precaution. Mrs. P I ordered a new dress pat lieowth Of Illnoaa. Between 21 and 30 a man la ill a auu viie-ueur oays s year on an average I orucreu a new urcss and between 80 and 40 seven days. In tern here yterday, to be senti the next ten years he loses eleven rinva I wonder i it has been cut yet? annually, and between CO and U0, twen ty days. Haaaaat, tHlUbla.lotm.Taaerod.BoOnoa. f'" mokm WtMken. or Oripe, teTiiriQ t't free aamnle. ana buukUa u liJiVr Z?T"" aian mi, Sauna, awe :? !i a. KEEP YOUQ BLOOD CLEAS : II" I : Lu'-irS fc.ifttfc aiil If.iS J AH 5. ( CuKta byrup, TtuitM 4uod. D in urns. Mid hy rirDtrtrliitA, 9C l-f.k5l,', W. F. X. O. Mo. 4S-1901. Thoronarhlv Rnninn.ii Forse They say Studman ha th best-equipped stable In town. Penton Without a doubil wh. i actually has a aiabogany bat rack to bang the horses' bonnets on. Pblladel phla Record. Slionwakor (Jertainlv not. miJ.M The assistant said you hadn't boon in to change your mind yet, Tit-Bits. H Was All High!. Mr. Goodmau-I gave you a quarter to get a hair-cut, and you've got a Jag! Wooing Slumbers-Oh, I'll get de hair-cut at de jail to-morrow forenoon I Dats wo't I got de Jag fer.-Judge. It makes no difference what gram matical errors are made in nai.. . compliment to a man, he will never notice them. Continuous Performance, "Well, no man lina in tu i v miv inure man once, anyway." . "I don't know about that How about the youngest soldier tnor,Hut in the civil warf He dies regularly .oij jww u au, riinaueinliia Press. Nona to Imitate. "Now, Johnny'bis mother said, as they startetl for church, "I want you . I l in . j i , . , i - v iicimvD uaeagooa nine uoy, ' "I can't," blubbered Johnny. "I don't know any good little boy." r'l. r m i vuivagu xriouue. Ctleitdl Coitumca, "Husband I wonder what o.l,nll wear in heaven." Wife "Well.if vou tret thr .T ohn I imagine most of us will wear sur prised looks. "Smart But. Vtry Plausible. Jed "Chollomv haa iimt rctiivnul from a hunting trip. He says he shot the biggest bear on record." Ned "That murhr. tu 1 l. hadn't been a big one he would never IIUVC fill. ll Quite Slrsnse. Blobbs It Sflflma fnnnu ll.nl !:..! altogether on the ocean they should icTor 1501, sneir soa legs on Clobbs Whom m .. n. : w ,w J WW MIIIIIV Blobbs Tha mAvmuMa 1I.11,1..I - IIIIUUUI- l'i'i necoro In the Blood. Jack I've rpanlvurl to o!ua .t:i. . . . . n,,j V llli- Ing and betting and all that sort of thin tr. " 1 Tom Oh, you'll never keen that resolution, i Jack I'll hflt VOIt III- .Irlnt . r -J- Glasgow Evening Times. To The Very End. An old lady, beinir told tlint a rAi. tain luwvar "H Tvinir nr. 11 of doitth," exclaimed: "My gracious I nun v e5n uijhui stop tnat miin s lying?" Tit-Bits, Retlitance. ' Paterfnmilias "Tnmnitr ling that poor cat s tail." Tommy "I'm not pulling it, pft I'm only holding on to it. The cat's pulling it." Tit-Bits. ! An Advance la Art "Miss Dash, what is your club do ing to help beautify the city f" "Oh, we are working hard to set the clothing houses to use the word 'trousers' instead of 'pants' in their advertisements. DetroitFree Press. Tommy's Little Hint. ' Tommy Tell me a story, uncle. Unole A storvl But T t J www w M.JJUVT what to tell a story about; Tommy Oh, tell me a story about ft little boy who had a good nnoln who gave him lOoonts. Indianapolis Bun. A Difficulty Removed. - "Dickio, when you divided thoso five citmrnels with little sinter did you give her three?" sso, ma, t euesncd thev -wouldn't come out even so I et min 'i,,ra 1 began to divide." Puck.. Her Oood Msiuj(mtnt. Atines Well, twin 1..,. ...n.. proposed. I knew he would. , Ethel Why, you said you thought he had no intention of proposing. Asnes Well. h rll,!1! 1 mj uit, Her Glad Surprint, "I have found out one thing about my husband," suld tho bride who had been marriod beforo, "that surprines me greatly." Her friends moved up a little) nearer, so that tii nnnld uhlaiwr. and naked ; "What is it?" "ills Sitlarv ia int aa VnV aa ha told me it was." Chicsgo Becord Herald. . An Indignant Denial. "Sol" exctulmiut . H,.,,ot.. Rnr. ghum, melodramatically; "that poll, tician snys I have botrayed my trutt, does he?" ' 1 "Yes." ,; ; "Well VOU oan irn anrl ii.ll llm to hi tCetll that 111! hoa nttur.,,1 an nn. truth. I hav stood by my trust ever aince it put up the money for my cuiiipniirn. years auo ." Waalilnintoii Ktnr, Dliquiliricd. Miss Swagger I don't think Ml Wiirble ought to I10 pt-rmitted to ainil in our choir. Mr. Basso Why? she has a lovely voice I M iaa RofiiraAi Wl... .. I.a lint she's wearinit her lust v.mra hat matlo j over Ohio State Journal. kv. it rm PRUSSIAN Kills Lice oa Poultry, ToS . . - twin! tha norohaa. tne LIC&l IXILLf"!? tumea kill the lice. Hen; eanuot faod lice and feed yoo. rrloa, SOeand l.OOacwn. gold by deators. raimsuN RsiiitDy co , at Ham, Minn. Lonli!?';""' Ti"r,rtt.r' ent-olaie Sll tjum WraailotlM, von aeaa ol jrour rftPSMAS UQtUU Ui;a KIItKH ai a moll .na,.i.t,rir"?",nU ibatnantaren.hle !" killer. awl ui.U all rial, am. M swA'lnl :..T, Wa.aia. Mian, ta iiJLr.WY"'?' f. kM-M" U r'UI'HMI AS l.diK K ll.LUI "JJ lalafT forlloaan koiri. ami u wurlh Ovtllin. luouak V. J. Uoweu, Cwiat Aaent, 1'orUauu, Ore. :