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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 6, 1901)
Difficult Digestion That it dyspepsia. It mi i life miserable. Its sufferers est not because they want to, but limply because they must. luwv thsy are irriUbla and fretful; but they cannot b otherwise. They complain of a bad taste la the mouth, a tenderness at the pit of tbe stom ach, an uneasy feeling of putty fulness, headache, heartburn and what not. The effectual remedy, proved by perma Kent cures of thousands of severe cases, is Hood's Sarsaparilla TTouo's riua an Uis bit eaUiartte. . limitation. One upon a time the Fates en dowed a certain people with a sense of humor. Eventually the people became aware of this, and their mortification there upon vu very great. Slow. Policeman What are you trying to put that letter in there for? That ain't a letter box; it's a fire alarm box. Mr. Wayback I know all that, but that house over there Is on tire, and I'm going to notify the fire depart ment. Jarred. Professor Beeswax According to this cookbook, you didn't "make the omelet correctly. Bridget An' do to" book lay any thing about your not having paid me wages for throe months T iwliiresiuiii, con.stipt.tton, and makes neb reu oioou. Loyalty So Hla Knplojrer. That Tonne man who consented to have a portion of his blood let out i save his employer, set a remarkable example of heroism. The lticuhmt shows what power there is in good blood. There is only one natural way to get pood blood, and tiiat is For how," exclaimed they, "are we ., u,t.,.. . ,.k ever to become a world power now?" This wonderful medicine cures dyspepsia. ji course, patriotism migm sun do taught In the schools. Detroit Jour nal. :. Flittered, hows TBI ST Tramp Them doughnuts was so good, mum, I fear I can never again Ws offer OnaRnndrrdrxiliiiriRv..... eat ordinary grub. , eaasef cattarrh that can not beourad i.. h.ii 1 Lady Er. sit down there, just a catarrh cere. . moment. I'll put you up a nice lunch, WetheundrrfBa.baTelnowni. j.cieiey m5r man' nnwn,u wiHn mm perfect. v honorable in ill buntnen transactions and fin ancially abletocarry out any obligations made by their firm. WsbtA Tnvix, hoJeaal Drmtiista, Toledo, Waudins Rinnan Maavur, . Wholesale Druggiets, Toledo. O. HalraCetarrhOare ta taken Internally.aeilng elroeuyea the blood and mucous eurtseeaof the eratem. Price 75c per bottle. Bold by alt drneclntA. Teetimoai ale free. Hall's Faaaily FlUs are the best. His Prophecy. She la that Ice thick enough to support me? Owner of the Pond I dont know. I expect it to support at all next summer. Could Protect His Rights. Uncle Hiram I tell you what, that young Jorklns that's sparkin' our Haady knows how to look out for number one. Aunt Malaprop Yes, he's no eye sore runnin' aroun' selling his birth right for a mess of pottage. This alfnature is on every box of the geaaiDa Laxative KrortKKjuinine Tabieu that Ruined by House Qcanine;. . Missionary Wag It liquor prought you to this? Imprisoned Burglar No, sir; It was hotise-cleanln' springe house-cleanin', air. Missionary Eh! house-cleaning? Burglar Yessir. The woman had been house-cleanin', an' the stair car pet was np, an' the folks heard me. Tit-Bits. - Nearly So. "When a weak-natured man tries to brace up an' be firm," said Uncle Eben, "he usually doesn 'complish nuffln' 'ceptin' to git low down obstin ate." . SOU KNOW WHAT IOC ARE TAKING When you take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it is simoly Iron aud Qnf. nine In a tasteless form. No Cure, iie far. Sue. The Climax. Tommy You must be a regular lady-killer, Mr. Sappy. Mr. Sappy Why do you think that, Tommy? Tommy Well, Mabel said that after you left last night she nearly died laughing. It Would Seem So. Rubberton May I inquire what your business is, stranger? Stranger (haughtily) Sir, I'm a gentleman. Rubberton Well, I reckon that's a good, business, stranger, but you're not the only man that's failed at it CURED BY PERUNA Of Nervous Prostration, 1 """"V V-w i W 3aH W y$&a J. A. SIMPSON', (gec'y Board ot Kducatton, San Francisco. Hon. J. A. Simpson, secretary of the board of education of Sua Fran oisco, Cal., writes: I have found Feruna an ideal tonic. Some months ago I suffered with neurasthenia (systemio catarrh). caused by too close application to ottice work. Sly system seemed worn out and I felt far from well. found rerun benefitted me very much. It built up the entire system and made me feel like a new man. believe it is well worthy the high praise bestowed upon it. J. A, Simpson. 'Summer Catarrh," a book written Hv Dr. Hartman, president of The Hartman Sanitarium, on the subject of the nervous disturbances peculiar to summer, sent free to any address by I lie 1'eruna Medicine, Co., Colum bus, O. - Enterprise. Miss City (entering small country notion store, wherein was collected a little of everything) Have you Ulack's "In Silk Attire?" Clerk No. But here's one new piece ot Anderson gingham, ma'am Solicitous. Little Ethel I guess you don't like coffee, do you, Mr. Smith. Mr. rimlth W hy, yes, Ethel. I am very fend of coffee. Little Ethel Well, you make such noise swallowing it that I thought it hurt you. The Baa Prescription for Malaria Chills aad Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless GblH Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine in Her Fate. Mind Reader You're in love with a ntan. Me has light hair. , Bridget Nov He has dark hair. Mind Reader Then he must have bleached it. fflTQ FernutfieDllv Cora. No Sts or BcrUHMMee; Tll n-liTllF'nrif Pr. KII.'GretNrT Bartonr. Bewl for rHKKS'J.Oe trial bolil.nd treat, he. Pa.B.U.IUj.l.iaiaj3uFluladlaia.Fa, Not Always. The Philosopher The empty barrel gives the loudest sound. The Politician There's where you are wrong. During a political cam paign a bar"! filled with boodle talks the loudest. AW. JONES' FLESH GROWER, Mm 02.OO. This la the genuine. It Increas es flesh on any part of the body, Sloetm thm Comfth and Wmrkm Off thm Vttfd. Laxative Bromo-yuinlue Tablets cure a cold In one day. . No cure, Mo Fay. Price 25 cents. A Minnesota woman has designed a buttonhole opener for use with but tonholing machines, consisting of a central handle with one end formed with a tapered point to cut the hole open, when the tool is reversed and a flat, double-edged blade is used to make the bole of the proper length. Careful Ccoks. He Our cook is so careful about thieves. She always locks the doors, even in the daytime. She That's nothing. Our cook al ways keeps a policeman in the kitchen. Tid-Bits. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use ior their children during the teething period. Real Selfish. Mrs. Selldom Home Do you know i anything about that family that is moving into the flat in the next block? Mrs. Nexdore No, but I think they I develops bust to any desired suw are rather selfish, disagreeable people. TSr&be, i They took all their household furnl iu. fracaiM. tiimniea. ah turn there in these biz. covered vans. worms, and make, the klu " jp'' "!?'"- rtw B noDody could tell what it looked Vraffenta' term. MRS. K. JO Pi ICS m Ov f tn n. , unuw. 410-sjii inter iKaa luagxzikmffQ. iu, : i mm. wtf,u uuuuc FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. ; Bt possible to build. Best mmterial. Best pro 'ponton, JtteM finian. Lightwit rnnntng, teevemjr J ears' exiienence. MI'ICHIEf.l. Lf HIM TATEK CO. i lstWMl Tayior ftii., FortUuul.Or Cutter. Itewt and only perfect blower cut ter oti tne market, Send for circular. Mitchell, Lew la A Btaver to. Portland, Ore. His Little Joke. ; "John," said tbe politician's wife, waking him up about 2 a, m., "what's that noise?" "That noise?" echoed John, dream ily; "oh, I guess it's same rats hold ing a rat-lfication meeting in the attic." JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, toot of Morrison Street, Can give yon the best bargains in Boggles, rlowa. Boilers and Kngiiies, Win. imills and Pnmps and General Machinery. " See us before buying What Ailed Her. The Rev. Dr. Thirdly What's this? Weeping? I have come lust in time, My dear young lady, you are under going a change of heart. xoung J,aay jmo boo-hoo my heart Haunt changed, but, Oh, dear! Uh, dear! His has! PQISOSS HA If Through the pores of the skin many poisons at rwfwwH absorbed into the blood, deranging the circulation PtSMZSlMH MM V na anecting the constitution as quickly and " " mw seriously as those generated within fie system. Just Oil FfniEn'Zi rrtSU "" 018 skin innumerable hair-Uke blood at w m m vessels, and connecting these with the skin a.swM mnu unh which the poison i conveyed to the blood sya PBISOEIItSlS. iTTfJ- tem- DurlllK the spring and summer, while ', " the skin is most active and the ports well open, we are much more liable to be affected by Poison Oak and Ivy and other dangeroua plants. Workers in brass, copper, lead and zinc have their health im paired and the blood supply poisoned through the absorption of fine particle of these metals and the acid used in polishing and cleaning them. Inhaling the fumesof lead give painters that pallid, waxy appearance of the skin. Barber's Itch is another disease that reaches the blood through the skin, and is a most obstinate one when it becomes firmly fixed in the system. After the poison has reached the blood and been disseminated throughout the system it is too late to resort to local applications. In many cases the blood is affected simultaneously with the appear ance of the rash or eruption on the skin, and all efforts should be directed to the gorification and building up of the blood. Ugly eruptions and sores will continue l break out in spite of salves, washes, soaps or other external treatment 8. S. S. is especially recommended for poisons of this character. So com. pletely does it destroy the effects of the Oak and Ivy that there is no possibility of its reappearance, and it is equally as efficacious in brass or lead poisoning or Bar. ber's Itch ; building np and ptirifying the blood and driving out of the circulation impurities of every kind, and removing every blemish, sort or eruption fiom the akin. There is no substitute for S. S. 8. ; it is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known, and the safest and best in all constitutional or blood diseases. Our Medical Csiwultatioa Department If you desire any special information or advice about your case, write our physicians, explaining your condition, and Mauv ... .v.-ii wuoM.Lt un. jvv usve to say and yon will receive a prompt reply. Our physi cians have made a study of blood and skin diseases, and you can have the benefit of their experience and skill without any cost to yon whatever. Don't hesitate to write fully about yourself, as nothing yon say Roes beyond our office. We have a ver aatereatU! book n Blood and Skin Diseases, which we will be glad to mail frasv i TUB SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA. OA. St. Jacobs Oil beats all records and always will. Cure Rheumatism vli Swains Weakness of IV a i . a sjraivj iiiu kra and all Aches and Pains, Acts like magic Conquers Pain 1 rnwemM eiQNCRS OIFDECLA RATON. Jehu Haaeock Was the Flrat ogr Bkeraaasi a J aclcof-All-trades. "John Hancock was tlio first to sign the declaration," says a writer In New Llpplncott, "and his bold, heavy. Inky black signature Is character Btudy In Itself. There Is dash aud fire, frank nos and firmness la It ud (lie tre mendous flourish at Its close shows ready wit, firm nerve and sure execu' tlon. Hancock was Governor of Mas sachusetts many terms. He left most of his fortune to colleges and for be nevolent purposes. "Roger Sherman died in 1703, the same year as Hancock. Shoemaker, surveyor, lawyer, storekeeper, mayor, congressman, judge and supreme Judge, senator, member of the committee ot declaration and of the boards of war and ordnance, he disproved the old pro verb about Jack-of-all-tradcs by being a success at all He was sagacious, practical and, of quickest wit Sena tor Randolph, proud both of his aristo cratic birth and of having the blood of the Indian princess, Pocohontas, In his retns, despised Sherman because of his lowly origin. Once when the latter was speaking he Interrupted blm: ' 'Can the senator from Connecticut tell me.' piped he in his shrill, sarcastic voice, 'what he did with his leather shoemaker's apron when he came to the senate? "Quick as a flash came the answer, 'I cut It up to make moccasins for the Indian senator from Virginia!' " CHAT1PI0N OF FAIR SHOTS. COSTLY MINCE PICA Ralneit a Bay's Uaraace Bui Acalaat a hallway Company, Johuny Foeul ale five mluce pies at one sittlug, and this little feast cost hltu exactly I5.U0U. Ills suit agalfiat the Camdeu & Buburbau Railway Com puny for that amount for Injuries sus tained In being pushed from a car was progressing favorable to him yosterday In the Camden Court Half a doien doctors had sworn that he was an ta valid as the result of th accident when Willie Brower, one of Johnny' wltnosacs, In bis rambling testimony told of Johnny's love for pies. Counsel for the trolley company saw a glimmer of hope in this. "Could be eat a whole pie 7" was asked of Willi. "Why, yes; lie ate five within a few minutes last week," th boy replied. The three lawyers who represented Johnny were on their feet tn an Instant demanding of the court to know what mince pie had to do with Johnny Foehl being Injured by a trolley car. They wanted this portion of th testimony stricken out "Well," declared counsel for th trol ley company, "any boy who can eat Ov mince pies at one sitting Is not vry much of an Invalid," The court admitted the mince pi testimony. Having got Into th can, the pies remained to a finish. Counsel for the plaintiff wanted to bring witnesses to prove the plea were small five-cent ones. They were will lug to send for a pie to show th lory. The railway company's lawyers con ceded that the plea wer small, bat contended that even" so no Invalid could eat flv of them. When all th testimony was In th court relieving th jury, declared that Johnny Foehl had not mad out a case. The mince pie testimony had been fa tal to It-rhiladelpula North Amerl. can. Piso's Cure for Constimntlon Is an lufal lible medicine for coughs and colds. N W. Bahusi.. Ocean Drove, N. J., reb. 17, 1B00. A NEW PROFESSION. Miss Nettle King, of St. I-ouls. who won the title in a recent shoot at Bprlngfield, O. , SCHOOLS km COLLEGES. 300 Mis Secured Yilt San Francisco Business College 1236 Market St., San Francisco, Cat. FULL COURSE, $60.00. Write or Catalogue. They Were False. Blithers He called me a liar to my very teeth. Blathers Serves you right; leave your teeth home next time. Ohio State Journal. : The Sky Itoad or the Geese. J. O. Mlllals, the artist, In his book. "Th Wlldfowler tn Scotland," thus de scribes the scene ot the arrival of the wild geese from the Arctic regions, which he twice had the good fortune to witness: I heard the first "honk" of tbe season coming from far up in tbe vast ex panse of the blue heaven. For a long time nothing could I see, until at Inst tiny speck appeared In the sky as far as the eye could reach, and watch Ing It Intently, I saw it grow Into Hie form of a goose that was slowly de scending In great spirals. This bird was followed at regular In. tervals by others. In little parties of from sis to ten.' The leader came down Immediately above tbe Inch, and while she was pre paring to alight there were still ainall companies evolving themselves from the blue expanse, until at last there must have been some fifteen hundred birds actually on the wing, all In pro cess of descent and all following one another at regular Intervals. By and by, when the leading geese had -settled, the parties at the rear seemed to straggle more, and longer In tervals occurred between them; yet they kept coming In all day as I roamed round and about the lake, till by even Ing, when I disturbed tbe company. there must have been between two and three thousand geese sitting on the island. Stock Jadflas- a New and aoalat Collaga lonraa. On of th newest and at th sam time most popular courses at th Unl versity ot Illinois Is that In stock judg ing. It has been established only three years, and there are at present more than 300 students taking It The course Is popular because It leads directly to employment at much more than aver age salaries, some of tbe graduates, after taking a course of nine months' duration, securing positions as cattl buyers at the Stock Yards and else where at salaries ranging from (2,000 TO CUBE A COLD I IT ON DAY ftUe laxative Bromo Qnlnine Tablets. AH lrmnriats refund the money 11 it fails to cure. S. W. Sieve's siinatar la on each box. 26e. A Natural Inference. Mrs. Bertwhistle (automoblllng) I hear the very latest dance is called The Automobile." ; i Dusnap Um; I suppose it is a sort of "breakdown." Brooklyn Eagle. Summer Resolutions Sure relief born liquor, oplnia and tobaooe habits. Band for partlsnlan ( Killer Institute, ""ZfJZ JTi'i' On to His Curves. Reckless Youth Father, dear. would it be asking too much for you to advance iqe a small loan say about f0. The Governor Not at all, my son. You might ask me for double the amount with equal likelihood of get ting it You can't afford to be modest in these little requests a bit more than can afford to grant them. Ohio State Journal. Message for Dyspepsia. A French medical Journal cities number of cases where great and last ing benefits were derived by people suffering from dyspepsia and abdomi nal diseases from a gentle massage treatment of the abdomen, says Leslie's Weekly. One case mentioned Is that of a young man aged 20 years, who for six months had been suffering with his stomach, In spite of varied treatment be was gradually growing worse and looked like one In tbe last stages of phthisis. He suffered from comttlpa tlon and Insomnia; be was very nervous and was convinced that be was about to die. After Instituting the abdominal massage his condition rapidly Improv ed; his abdomen, which had resembled that of child with meningitis, be came supple and dally enlarged. The treatment was not severe nor very spe cial. His pain disappeared, and he was able to digest all that was given to him. The patient gained In six months about sixy-flve pounds, which he has not lost sine that time, now five years ago. One Consoling; Thought. illustrating the value of caution In expression, tne lion. John M. Allen, of Mississippi, tells a story of a funeral oration, which he heard delivered by a negro preacher in the South. The habits of the deceased brother had not been irreproachable, and one of bis items of waywardness was constant attendance at gay parties, where be whistled, danced, and otherwise dis ported to the great scandal of tbe worthy pastor of the flock. So? In sum ming np the case at the funeral, tbe preacher delivered himself In this wise: "My brethren and sisters, we are here Fable. Now the Horse, being sensitive to ridicule, paused as they were about to enter the gates of the city. You look so like 30 cents!" pro tested the Horse, regarding painedly the woman driving. Well, money's supposed to make the mare go!" retorted the woman. with a loud laugh. Saying which she belabored the beast vehemently. u "uw wbum tunt uiv Kilt UL a i , . . . speech is not of necessity fortunate. 12, ur.!a8t "? re"I)ett' our de- Detroit Journal. ovim ajm ue was a goou man, ana some says ue was a bad man. Where he has gone to we can't tell, but in our grief we has one consola tion, and that is he's dead." Cotton Mills Then and Mow. - One hundred thousand bales of cot ton lasted the Lancashire mills for a year In 1800; now the same amount would feed their spindles for a day and quarter. There Is no money In stealing horse this year. A Paradoxical Talisman. Judge Have you formed any opin ion on this case? Wouldbeigh Juror No. sir; haven't mentioned it to my wife. Smart Set The Hunt Mr. Muggins Been hunting yet? Mr. Moover- Yes. Mr. Muggins Shoot any ducks? Mr. Moover Wasn't huntin' ducks. Mr. Muggins No? Mr. Moover No huntin' a house- Columbus (O.) Stat) Journal. juDoiaa bbbs earns. to 13,000 a year. Bo great ts th inter est which has been aroused in cattl judging that a number of Western col leges have formed an Intercollegiate stock judging league, and send rival teams to annual contests, th winners being awarded a handsome silver tro phy presented by J. A. Spoor, of Chi csgo. The course of Instruction at th University of Illinois Is entirely prac tical. No books are used, the demon strations being made on tbe living ani mals. One the students bav th good and bad points of the different classes of animals firmly fixed In their minds tbey are set to judging Ave or six ani mals In th same ring. Each student grades tbe animals comparatively, and then the score cards are gone over and corrected by the professor. In this way a good working knowledge of Uv stock buying Is acquired In a few months. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of gas FacMoula Wrapper Below. CARTER'S if i Tesy saaail aue4 as assy Wtaksaseagaa, . . roi headackz. for DIZZINESS. rOI IIUODIKSS. FOR TORND LIVEI. FOR CONSTIPATIOR. roa SAUOWSUI. FOR THCCOMPUJUOI aval wwTttwt ewMMvHi, rely TeftaMv5J 1 jr -"--si. new -ffaK E -"-PA f M I . if -v'U r? fzht fmmm I euf femsi wO i&flamma of thowtMtb mmd &!js$!Jrt$tmfm mast ("ja, KT.d&t tm&m It m d ma tfmusfi I tared, mm t cf tha t!mef k&t mmm t& fall every mhori tkmm maa to tmka E HAM'S- VEGETASIE CSZU POUND, andihankato M, io-day l mm m wali womanS'-MBS. L. I. TOWNC, Lltmtw, tl. IS. r Tn.. lilramanv other suffering womn,wa a i victim of t'AliTJnX year. " ffeoman 1 It is not msonabla to expeo u'ftf Jf"0" ,f Mo to'thi oommon sens of any woman, wpeoially when nearly eryr1n Issue tne letter os "' ."".""," L ; f... t,. Wnkham when doctors had given her up. Un.f,! lima, A a a I bssan i doctor to giv. you up to th. surgical Mt or tell yon ha I you cannot live, det your advlc wher you ln k the benefit of th widest .xpertem. WriU to Mrs. 1 li.kharp, mt I.ynn. Mass.. and rely on ner. There Is no female complaint, however simpl or however serious that Lydia K. Wnkbsjort VtJBOtaltl. Compound will not helpiof this ther Is monumental evideno In Ms thirty yeara' reo. ri of constant sucoaaa. When you aak for this medf. at tn arueguHs, surw j- - cine i nothing else. Th medicine that cures is Lydla Em Plitkham'a Vegetable Oompount REWARD We have drtmilod with the tiatiuaal illy Hai a. of Loo, U uo. wbk-h wmmmmm.mmttw-m--m ne ata to any tr oa who ma And that tbe aboa teatimunial Irtter ts aat Bu(Br. or wa pabltahul Iwlore ebtalniua to wrMer'a scial Kiutlwiu, Lvoia R. riNiata Mann iks Co. Thought Ha Was On o( Them, Manning A year or two ago I ad vised Pitcher to write a book on tbe famous men he had met Hoyd And did he do it? Mantling Ue wrote an autobiog raphy. lioston Transcript Learn Good from Evil. Train yourself to find the good In what seems evil, to make of disaster an opportunity for your courage, to master suffering by patience, to learn from sorrow sympathy. J. 8. Mor. rlam, . AM'CctaukPrcpatationforAs slmtlating itffiFoodandKeffula ling die Stomachs ard Bowls of UairaiAifJLi.ijiil Promolcs Digcslion-Chferfut-nessanriResl-Contains neillier (Mtim.Morpiiine norMuvcral. KotNarcotic. jmMimfoditsmumcmR mrmSm- 0W.ef iMlslsrjsntM rwkWOM Aperfccl Remedy forConsllpa llon, Sour StoinAch.Diarrhoca Worms Convulsions .Fcverisrt ness aitd Loss or Sleep. Facsimile Signstura of NEW YOT1K. If EXACT COPY Of WRAPPER. J m y (1 For InfanU and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Lw PU f In Use For Over Thirty Years i 1RI M1J THI MTW MMMT. MfW VMtt ITT. mm mm n BEST FOR THE B0WEIS . J aata.- a. -. "' am rte ... -, . Wiflypi -W.. r( -- j CANDY j CATHARTIC I V" Jt)WWeVSksPV i PURELY i VEGETABLE a-fc cunui or o ioji:'a,0r,h' iaaisBaaBaaasa etiualcd to ' a V QlalBaaHajekBBBBaBBaaaaaV ? CURE SICK HEADACHE. sru'M: peinsioin ICKFOSO. Wsskleftea, D. 6., thsr will ro celveautck renliu. H sth M. u m.m 20th Corps, froseaatluf claims sine 1S7S. M.r.it.o. Mm, SJ-ltSl. W" "'" advertleers please uetitian ibis panen ""'l.w ear lUllia WrltllEllLltiaf't.itSf MUl. DjlU)h lailNUWJS, UBS In time, flnld jr Amvat,. tl JsnaHsMiiBife LIVER TONIC : ' 1vVWVIpViipWIV VsItttlVSeVtJArlBm!! I SURE ': I UfABfalfaIsjs . BOON FOR w sts)BjjejSjhjSj I rnaieriDaTinu I CJJCQjJ4il j VVI10IM n i iuii i Saavavsaaaeev HWMWMAAIWvC 1 NEVER SOLD I K 111 DULI 1 HlBEMl vtsnnsavwrnkwt it$ ALL DRUGGISTS. tasta good. Bat thsm Ilka candy. Thsr remove any bd taste In the mouih, leav ing the breath swatt snd perfumfd. It Is ?, pleasure to take thtm, and they are Iked especially by children, eweetsn the stomach by cleansing th. mouth, throat and fond channal. That means, thay atop undlsrsled food from souring In the siomai'h, prevent es form Ins in the bowels, and kill dleeaae serms of any kind that bread and feed in th. sa tire system. are purely vsrstabls and contain no mtr- cui mi or otner minnrai poison. Tney oon" me latest discoveries in medicine. a coniDinauon of reroais un make the blonri ntira Mnit rich m mae ciean sain ana neautuui complexion. ton. th. stomach and bowels and stir up th. laSV liver. 3'hv An nni m.r.lv hnttmn the Stools and csuee their dlscharje, but strsnsthsn ihe bowols and put thrm Into lively, healthy condition, making their ao- never grip nor gripe. They act oulefly. pos Itivfly and never cause sny kind of unoom 'jr'ahla feeling. Taken rtgularly they make the 1 ver ant reenineiv-nnrf ...iiv it ....... i .. mt , ' ' . ' . . . '! uy aep ins sewerage or ins noay properly moving and keep the system ciesn. Inpresss Ihs flow of milk In nursing moth ers. If the mother eals a tablet. It makes her milk mildly purgatlva and has a mild but osrtaln effect on the baby. In this way they are the only sat. laxatlv. for th. nursing Infant. taken patiently, persistently, will cur. nr form of constipation, no matter how old or how often other remsdles hsvs failed. They are aoaoiuieiy guaranteed to cure any case, or purchase money will b. chesrfUlly rs- lutiuea, cost 100, SKc, We a bo. Ramptes sent free for the asking. We publish no tesllmsnlsls out seu wascareis on their merit under so I Solute euarentee tn i-mi-a Ttnv enil try a ' boa to-day, or writ. u. for free samplss ana oooKiet. asswee srsauM snssr OS., csicm er liw IMS. 5f)00 RFWARll u PW to ya.r of this paper who will w VI w TT tlU port to us any attempt of sub.tituiion, or sals of , ,i u i . "something Just as good" when Caacarstt ar callsi lor, and furnish evidence upon whtekw.ua convict All eomondooc eonsd.atjaj.