The Oregon mist., August 23, 1901, Image 4

Dragged'Doivn
Feeling
In th lolni.
Nervousness, onntreshlrjg sleep, despon
dency.
It Is lime yon were doing tontblnt.
Tht kidneys were anciently called the
mm In your eaia they are holding I ha
reins and driving you into aarioua trouble.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Act with the most direct, beneficial effect
on the kidneys. It contains U best and
safest substances for correcting and toning
luese organs.
, Crusty. ...v.
"Yes " Miss Frocks went on. "Mr.
Temploton and I are to be married.
Why don't you offer congratula
tion?" "Oh, I've no grudge against Tern
pleton," icplied the crusty old bach
elor. ' :
thin,'
Adtptatloa.
"Snicker's jokes are very
complained Dinsmore.
"Perhaps he makes them that way
for your special benefit," suggested
Winterbottoin.
"How's that?"
"To enable you to see through
them."
Spring! of Mb-Cooduct
"You haven't any manners, Jack.
Why didnt yon offer to esoort that
young lady home?"
"Oh, I have manners, all right,
but I didn't have any street car fare."
Safer on His Back.
Pinching-bug Say, what makes
you wear your fur overcoat in such
hot weather?
Catei pillar Oh, half the moth
balls we get now are no good.
Oold Curt for DUordtrtd Nsrvts,
"That eastern girl who is suffering
from unstrung nerves made a mis
take when she tried to doctor her
self "
"What did she Uke for if?'
"Diamond rings and anything else
she could lay her hands on."
Don't Blame Htr,
"Why didn't she graduate?"
"She cot mad at the examiner
hintinc, as she thought,, at her age,
He asked her what great national
event took place in 1360."
NOISY COLLEGE BOY.
AVERAGE SPEOIMEN IS QOOD
DEAL OF A NUISANCE.
Kaaaaa ! Telle How and Why taw
V oat ha Get Taeaaealvaa DlellaeJ-
atac Tratli la What He Bart-Cos
iU, llowtnri Arc Too Irraatlo.
This slgaasart ts oa every box of the gaaabM
Laxative uromo-guuune -
i a
Summer Geography.
"Pa, what is a lake, anyway?"
"A lake, Jimmie, is a large body of
water surrounded by men, women
and children in bathing suits."
Aa Exhaustive Trip.
Harriet Harry's got home.
Clara Did he have a good time?
Harriet I guess so; he borrowed
half a dollar to pay the hackman be
fore he kissed any of us.
These Prinbr.
"Well, that's the worst yet."
"What's the matter?"
"My magaxine poem entitled
'Baffled' appears under the bead of
Baffled.'
A Sara Result
"Say, old chap, Coffup and I have a
bet we wish you to decide for us."
"No thanks."
"Why not? We're both friends of
yours."
"Exactly. ' So what's the use of
my making an enemy of one of you?"
King Edward Has Many Gouts. ,
A very noticeable circumstance is
the number of distinguished people
political, official, diplomatic and so
cial who have dined with his majes
ty during his visit to W nidsor castle.
This is especially remarkable because.
during the last reign, the late queen
more often dined with Iter tamily
alone in the small dining room called
the oak room. The king, however,
has introduced the practice of having
good-sued dinner party every day,
World to Sad This Tear.
This is the recent decision of one of the
Drouutient societies of the world, but the
exact dav has not ret been Hied upon, and
while there are verr lew neoule who beliere
this prediction, there are thousands of
others who not onlv believe, hut know
that Hosteller's Stomach Hitlers is the
best medicine to cure nvstwpsia, indieest-
tion. constipation, billiousness or liver
and kidney troubles. A fair trial will cer
tainly convince you 01 its vaiue.
Very Burnt
"The editor is kicking about some
of the jokes Witlittle is turning in.
He says he believes W itlittle sits
down and grinds them out."
"I don't believe it. If he was to
grind them out they might have a
point to them."
Sht Couldn't
"Just walk this way madam," said
the clerk who was bow-lccged.
"I'm cr I'm very much afraid,,
sir, I can't," blushiulgy replied the
fair customer who wasn t.
. Never Existed.
Jatrclos Are his characters drawn
from life?
Waggles Of course not. He writes
dialect.
HOWS THI8T
t?e offer One Hundred Dollar, Seward for any
ease of Catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's
Catarrh Caru.
a i - ewwv t.. - qut. n
We the undersigned, have known F.J. Cheney
TO COM A COLO lit OHM DAT
lake laxative Bromo Qnintne Tablets. All
Irurglsta refund the money II it falls to cure.
S. w.urove ssutnature Hob aacn box.
Hcact the Ttrro.
Clarence Why do you say the
wedding was patriotic?
Algernon Well, the bride was red,
the groom was white and ner father,
who had all the bills to pay, was
blue.
A Consdcacc Document
"That last cook sent us back a
postal card."
"What for?"
"She said on it that we'd find three
of our best plates at the bottom of
the pile stuck together with muci
lage." .
STFCBTSII
DOWELS
If yea naeea't a mralar. beaithr aaorement of tM
bowel every ear, rm re ale, or will be. Keep you
bowel open, ami be well. Iforvt. in ttw atuuie of
tat tiie past li years, and beliere him perlectiy r ""'"VSI """J' oaoeeroai. re
boorraol in allbuain a. transactions end ti I SSOSfZt .?f,"'.Jt"'!??-"
by tusir firm.
Wan-4 Tarax,
Wholeaalo brusetot. Toledo, .
- Walbino, Kiss a Maavut,
Vnoleaele lnif"lsu, Toledo O.
Tlall'sCatarrh Cure is tr-kea . rnally. aeiinf
c'ireetlyoa (he blood and m eou surfaces of
thesrstcm. ri e 75c per boUe. tjA by ali
dra lata. Testimonials free,
iiiilsiamily fu! r ta best
farmers Fight Over Laborer, i
Kansas City papers contain an ac
count of three farmers being arrested
there while fighting over the poees-.
sion of an idle man, whom each j
wanted for a farm band.
tLU CATHARTIC
. vmaos HIM aatawissB
.Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste does rjoOnoa.
Fever Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. Wc. 40c Writ
ivr xree aaoapie. ana bookji on neeitn. Adore
'-mt, mm, aaari, s t we. as
How She Proves It
"Maggie says she is a daughter of
the revoluiton."
"Can she prove it?"
"cure. Her fr.ther runs
go-round."
a merry-
Pride of the Poor.
Mrs. McChane (triumphantly) I
tee ye are takin' in wash in' again,
Mrs. McProudee (whose husband
had lost a paying job.) Sure, it's
only to amuse th' children. They
wants the windies covered with steam,
so they can make pictures on thim.
KEEP YOUR 6L000 GLEAN
Mis "CsIL"
Booker Washington says that dur
ing the early days of freedom almost
every Negro who learned to read
would receive "a call to preach"
within a few days after he began read
ing. He tells of a colored man in
Alabama who, one hot day in July,
while he was at work in a cotton
field, suddenly stopped and, looking
toward the skies taid :
"O Lawd, de cotton am so grassy,
de work am so bard, and de sun am
so hot, X believe this darkey am
called to preach."
That the college "boy la often too ex
uberant all who know hliu will admit,
but that he la at much ot nuiaauct
as Judge Frank Poster ot the Kansas
Supreme Court declares soma will
question. "Among other things,'' aald
"he Judge In a recent newspaper art!'
cle, "I would reform the college .u
dent or kill hlia off. 1 kuock ou him. I
knew we pretend to dote ou Win and
affect to believe that he la the hope and
first care of the State, but It's a lie.
We dou't. Nobody but his mother
does. From the time he nrwt starts out
to render 'Gallia est ouinU dlvlaa in
partes tree' he becomes au Insufferable
uulsauee. If at that stage of his ca
reer his own gall could be divided Into
3,000 parte Instead of three and be left
with ouly one of them the relief to
niauktud and to himself would be lues
tlmablv, because an Intlutteaiwal frac
tion of the whole of what he bat would
suffice the needs of any ordinary mor
tal. "
"Why do I aay these hard things
about him? I say It because be is
self-important, noisy, conceited. Ignor
ant of all practical wisdom, parta bit
hair In the middle, flaunts his frater
nity badge and school colors In an of
fensive, challenging tort ot way In ev
erybody's face, and prances upatreet
yawping his ear-splitting college yell
to the fright and disgust of all timid.
sensitive folk within sound. I taw
him at the Twentieth Kansas recep
tion, a bigger man than Funston big
ger even than lien, uugnea maamg
more noise and taking np more room
than the whole procession, elbowing ev
erybody out of the way and drowning
the voices of the orators and the music
of the bauds with bis Idiotic 'Bock
chalk, jay hawk; rah! rah! rah! Wash
burn, rah! Baker, hurrah!" or whatever
the infernal Slwasa gibberish la I
have seen somewhat of tbla world and
I think I have correctly sized up a
good many people lu it, and I give it as
ray mature and solemn judgment, based
npon a careful, unprejudiced compari
son of the many classes of people who
cultivate the bablt of making a holy
show of themselves, that, with the ex
ception to be hereafter noticed, the
average college student ts the most ob
trusive and elephantine asa that fronts
the grieved and frowning face of heav
en. I was a college student once my
self.
"Now, I am not objecting to what this
creature learnt at school. It'a what be
doesn't learn that I am talking about
He's lazy. lie doesn't design himself
for any of the usual work of mankind.
Nobody ever beard of a college student
who was fitting himself for anything
but one of the learned professions, to
called that Is, one of the professions
of learning how to live off the balance
ot mankind, lie's going to be a law
yer, a preacher, a doctor, an editor,
an author, an orator, a statesman, and
no doubting thought ever ruffles bis
serenely egotistic soul that when once
he vaults into the arena of affairs the
things of tblt world will be speedily set
to rights.
But when be finally does land out
the much-abused, long-Buffering world
gets its revenge. The world Just trips
him np and rolls Its big self over him
and mashes the wind oat of blin and
then picks blm up and chncka Dim Into
a little sxiu omce. with cobwebs on
the celling and fly specks on the win
dows and two broken-leg chairs on the
rloor and a dozen second-hand books
In a wobbly old case with the suits
broken out, and, refusing to pay bis
board bill any longer, gees off and
leaves him to learn wisdom from the
ant
"Nor have I any spite at the college
student I only think he takes op too
much room and makes too much noise
and costs too much money an I It too
smart In the budding days of bis ca
reer. If be could only be induced to
subside somewhat, to practice a little
the modest bablt of self-effacement
go out and soak bis head, turn an X-
ray npon bis Inwards and tee himself
as others see him, we conld possibly
endure blm Instead of filling op with
wicked wishes for hit assassination.
But be won't"
Tork Bun, with the most unpleasant re
sults. The suggestion was, ot course,
rejected by the officials to whom It wat
made by the singer's friends, and Pres
ident Loubet was to disgusted by the
affair that he refused to attend the
performance. The tenor also declined
to take part, as his suggestion that ho
would like the decoration wat received
with to little courtesy. The result of
the matter was that he left rarls vow
lng that be would never return. The
feeling over the affair la such that he
will In all probability never be tsked
to ting at the opera under any circum
stances.
DEEDS RATHER THAN DREAMS.
Decline of Iaaalaaloa aad Its Most
Noticeable Keanlta,
It will b difficult to Imprest the com
munlty that humanity Is greatly the
loser by the decllue of imagination.
President Thwlng of Western Heserve
University professed to regret this
passing emotion In an address he made
recently in the West but it wat no
doubt largely a regret of the perfunc
tory order, and one naturally to be ex
pected from a man ot letters. If we
have In this practical age lost the
pleasures of Imaclnatiou, we have
through the Immutable law ot compen
sation gained greatly In realisation,
There may be no modern mind capable
ot producing another "Faery Queen,
but there are countless uilndi working
for humanity's betterment and weav
ing In place of the web of fancy the
staunch though homely texture of en
during benefit
The decline of to-called imagination
began with the decline ot chivalry. It
went out with the false Ideas of honor,
with the vauntlngt of bedlaened men,
with the bitter class distinctions, with
the contempt for the profession of let
ters and with the poorly cooked food
and other wretched creature comforts
of that period of hampered progress.
In Its place has arisen a practical
method of thought In which there is
scant room for the dreamer ot dreams.
In Its place hat come a higher regard
for humanity, a wider sphere for worn
an. a new tenderness for childhood and
a general betterment all along the
marching ranks of civilisation.
Imagination It a aweet and gracious
quality, but Its decline leaves no void
in a scheme of life that believes In
deeds rather than in dreamt. The
world may be too much with us, at old
Wordsworth said, but that was I poet's
protest, and poetry Is declining, too.
Cleveland Flatn Dealer.
CLUBS MADE UP OF FREAKS.
Qaeer Associations of Qneer IadlelJu-
ale la Boas Parte ot Koropa.
There have been associations ot all
sorts of Individuals formed In this coun
try, but none of them would bear com
parison for freaklsbness with some of
Europe's clubs. At Iloogstraelen, a
small Belgian town, a baldbeaded club,
to secure admission to which a calvous
area of twenty-one square centimeters,
or eight and one-quarters square Inches,
la imperative, hss lately been founded.
Its antithesis exists In the Long Haired
Club of Ghent whose members must
wear either a beard of thirty centi
meters (one foot) or hair of twenty cen
timeters (eight Inches) In length. "Let
100 Kilos," a Parisian club tor which
no one weighing leas than 100 kilos (233
pounds) Is eligible, is In striking con
trast with "Lea Fifty Kilos" of Mar
seilles, to which entrance Is alone per
mitted to such as are over 170 centi
meters (S feet 7 Inches) in height aud
under fifty kilos (US pounds) In weight
For several years the president of
this club was a Mr. Be, who, though
nearly 6 feet weighed less than ninety-
eight pounds. Two years sgo, however,
be took unto himself s wife, under
whose solicitous care be so rapidly
gained flesh that In lesa than twelve
months he was compelled to resign his
membership. Berlin boasts of a Big
Mouth Club. In the clubroom is kept a
wooden ball as large as a medium-sized
orange which every candidate for ad
mission Is required to Insert In bis
mouth before bis name can go for bal
lot In the same city, too, there la a
Oue-Handed Club, composed only of
such as have suffered the lost of a
hand.. .
Pi!, .jJti J
Mrs. Fs. OssTsa,
KerrlU Sliest. Aeieebwy, lasts,
Xhht tmttmf mhmiid omtpry MS
mmtliontftatHm to thmfimfta
of mlt &Hk Wommn
" I suffered with Inflammation and
tailing of the womb and other dis
agreeable female weakness. I had
bad spells every two weeks that would
last f rota eight to ten days and would
have to go to bed. I also had head
one and backache moat of the time
and such bearing down pains I could
hardly walk across the room at times.
I doctored nearly all the time for
about two years and seemed to grow
worse all the time until last September
I was obliged to take my bed, and the
doctors thought an operation was the
only thing thai would help ma, but
this I refused to have done.
"Then a friend ad vised me to try the
Tinkham medicine, which I did, and
after using the first bottle I began to
Improve. I took in all five bottles ot
Lydla E. Pinkhara's Blood Purifier,
four boxes of Lydia & Pinkhatn'a Dry
Form Compound, three boxes of Liver
Pills and need three packages of Sana
tive Wash, and I am aa well now aa I
ver was, I am more than thankful
mra rl fnr mvcure." Mas. FaaMK
Casts. 8 Merrill 8t. Anwsbory, Man.
Business Rspartst.
Strange Lady What's the price of
the iron bedstead !
Dealer Twelve dollars, madam.
Strange Lady How much off if
pay cash?
Dealer Madam, if you don t pay
cash the bedstead it not for tale.
tit Sail Beth Kinds.
U on Fourth avenue thrt Is a
storekeeper who likos to be right.
Over his wldnow it the ilgm " n
cages and aquariums." I" the win
dow another sign roads i Bird cngc
and atumrlit," Tim storekeeper
oomet out sometime, looks over the
signs and ctiuoklo at it having
dodged a diilloult problem,
A Cvlncldinc
"I suppose It Is only a coincidence? "
said tho young man who is anxlotu
to learn. . . .
"What 1st"' Inquired tha Oiperl
enced friend. , ,
"The fact that most tonsational
reformers have been men who wore
soriohthey didn't need any more
money, or so poor they had lost all
hope of getting any."
Ceiy Corners la tht Horn.
Churoh Have you a cosy corner In
your houaof
Ootham Oh, yea; my wife lias ar
ranged two of thorn.
"You must enjoy them after a hard
davsworkT"
'Enjoy nothing! The oat has one
and my wife's dog occupies the other. "
rortlfltd.
Mr. Hatterson I'm going to meet
my husband at 1 o'clock to select
tome decorations for the drawing
room,
Mr. Clatterton What do you
want him with you for?
"Well, in case they don't turn out
right I can tay it's hit fault."
Whsa Willis Got Hams
"Mr. Knox," said the hottest at
dinner, "your little boy doesn't teem
to have much appetite."
"No, he doesn't: that ' a fact."
"Don't be bashful, Willie," urged
the hostess. "Won't you have
some more of anything?"
"No, ma'am," Willie replied; "1
filled up on cook It before we come,
'cause I heard ma toll pa that
wouldn't get much here."
SUFFERED TKEEE ' HIHS.
CTEr.HCFSTCi,"HCH,
Mis Evelyn Mors writes from 651
Adami troot, Minneapolis, Minn
aa follows i
"I tufforcd for nearly three
with catarrh of the stomach which no
meuimnt loemtid
to relieve, until,
friend advisod ms
to try I'eruna,
Although skflntl.
I tried it,,i
found it hliwl
iho Within tl
first ww-k, j
Miss Kvtljrs Morse. ' ' "", 1 w
am pleased to y that It cured m
entirely, and I have had no iympt.
omi of its return. I am only L
glad to recommend it." Evelyn
Morse. '
Address Dr. Hartman, Fresltlontot
The Hartman Banitariunt, Columbus.
Ohio, for free advice.
fllds-Bousd,
Asouni What are you so down on
the English for?
Cassidy Why shouldn't 1? Look
at the ttoriot they do be Uilllti' about
thlm.
Asciim Yea, but they tell atortea
about the Irish, too, which you uj
tell
Cassidy Aye, but all the lie thus
II about the English are true.
IOW SHOW WUiT YOU A SSI TAKIsa
Wkea von use Orove-s Tutetess fsiii tmi.
huM tee formula Is olatulr trlntM ,
bottle sbowlne that ll Is sienTf Iron ,n( oil
sine in a tl term. No Cure, He
Tht OUJdy Thlagi.
Mr. Manhattan I hear you iiiW
batiitee go to bed every night at 8.
Isolate, (of Lonolyvitle, indignant
ly) It's) no such thing. Why, i
have an alarm clock to wake m up
in the niorintng and can't wind lis
alarm up till the hour hand Is rut a
we 1 o'clock, so we have to sit up tlui 1st
J every night eicept Saturdays.
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
The Beet ProeerioSiwa far Malaria
Thills and Vevw la a bottle of 0 tore's Tasteless
Chill Tonic Ills simple Iron and oulnlne la
esteless form. No Cure, ho far. frloeMe.
Horrible Rcvtnje.
Mr. Brutle I'm going to bring
Cadleigh home to dinner on Thurs
day.
Mrs. Brutle Vi by, I thought you
hated that fellow so. licsides, I'll
havo to cook the dinner on Thursday,
Mr. Ilrutlo ies, I know.
II a hb'
Shi seaslbl to kalle, SW mawrel. )lm are.
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TAMAQNO GETS A REBUFF.
Eczema sets the skin on fire. The add poison fa
the blood are forced out through the pores of the akin,
posing intense redness, burning and itching. So terrible
is the itching at times, especially when the body is over
heated, that the almost distracted sufferer feels that he
could tear the skin to pieces, and that he most scratch or
go crazy. He knows from experience that this only
tnakes matters worse. bnt tnarlo deanerat br the terrible
burning and itching, he is for the time being indifferent to after effects. There)
are several forms of Eczema, the moist, or weeping kind, that comes in little pus-
uues wmcn discharge a watery, sticky fluid, whicn ones ana peels ott in bran-lilce)
scales, go profuse is the discharge at times thai large scabs or crusts form, which
stre both painful and troublesome, and not easily removed. Red, disfiguring bumps
and sores are symptoms of Eczema. The dry form usually attacks the head,
hands and feet ; the skin, becoming hard and rough, often cracking open and
bleeding, and attended with much itching. Eczema depends upon a poisoned con-
dition of Ike blood, anrl lrvai
CL, writes I " Xr body broke oat with a jraeh
e eruption which ia spits ot all efforts to enre
ontlnuod to set worse. The itchiuc, especially
at nie-ht, was simply terrible; it would almost
times, only to return worse) than
war. X FM triad, many highly reoommamded,
preparation without benefit, and hearlne- of S.
at. 0. aetarmlned to wiwa la . . t?.i
MM.wWAu.r vauffawa wnea
rea
spplications, while soothing;
and cooling, and may to soma
extent relieve the
tion and itching, cannot
be considered cures, because)
external remedies do not
reach constitutional or blood
diseases. Salves, ointments,
powders, lotions and soaps do
more harm than irood. bv
smearing over and sealing np
a fawe tmetlM
I entirely, rezaevlnw awarw hUmf.h
simple from my body. I aha.il notfj.ii t
aueud 8. B. a. whenever aa ocvort unity ooonra.
'. .. . ... the pores of the skin, thus
forcing the poison back into the Wood. 8. 8. S. antidotesW neutralizes the acid
pofaoos and . dnves out of the circulation all impurities snd humors, and the pure,
rich blood that is carried to the diseased skin quickly allays the inflammation!
opens the clogged cp pores, and the skin becomes soft, smooth and ready to perform
its proper functions. To be nd I of f Eczema you must first purify and buildup the)
Mood, and nothing so surely and effectually dot this as 8. a 8., the only guaran
teed porely vegetable blood pnnfier. Send for ear book on blood and skin 'diseases,
and write our physicians for any information or advice you may desire. Medical
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Trooble Made for Mian la Paris by Bis
Pro penalty to Drive Barataiaa.
Ernesto Tamagno, like many other
distinguished singers, Is noted for hit
prudence In financial matters, and dar
ing his stay In this country many amus
ing stories were told of bis small econ
omies, which were remarkable in the
case of an artist who baa always re
ceived enormous compensation for his
services.
That hit spirit for bargaining Is not
altogether confined to money matters
has recently been shown la a faahlon
that baa put the tenor Into an embar
rassing position in Paris. He went
there on hit way to London, where be
la singing at Covent Garden, to take
part in the performance at the opera
given In honor of the retirement of
Mme. Laurent, an actress of melo
drama who bat been for several years
at the bead of the orphanage for the
children of French actors and has been
decorated by the government for her
efforts In this field with the cross of the
Legion of Honor.
All the noted French actors and sing
ers were delighted to take part Even
Mme. rattl. who was in Paris when
the plan was proposed, said she would
take the role of Juliette In the third act
of Gounod's opera. Blgnor Tamagno
said that be would aing in honor of
Mme. Laurent .
But it appears that hi passion for
bargaining proved too strong for blm
and he could not bring himself to give
something for nothing. Bo he decided
that a it would be out of the question
to expect payment In money on each an
occasion, he would suggest the Legion
of Honor as the appropriate reward for
bis services.
He adopted this course, says the New
Two 8aaart Woman,
Mother (anxiously) I am told that
your husband plays poker every night
at the club plays for money, too.
Married Daughter Tbat'a all right
He gives me all his winnings "
"What? Do you "
"And be always plays with Mr. Next-
door."
"What difference can that make."
"Mrs, Nextdoor makes ber husband ,
give her bis winnings, too, and then she '
gives the money to me, and I band ber ,
wuat my nusoana won rrom Hers, and
so we both have about twice as much
money aa we could get out of them otherwises-New
York Weekly.
Literary Curiosities.
The royal library at Windsor Castle
contains about 100,000 volumes, and
among them are many literary corloa.
A unique Coxtoo on vellum, the Bible
which Charles I. took with him to the
scaffold, the same monarch's copy of
Shakspeare, and an original copy of
"The Faery Queen" are among Wind
tor Castle's literary treasures. The
King has token a keen Interest In the
doings of contemporary writers, and a
curious little hobby bat been the col
lection of pen-nlbt used by tbem. In It
are included a Browning nib, a Hardy
nib and nibs of other distinctions.
Terr email awd
te take as eat
ICARJER'S
I
roi luiAeBfa
FOI DIZZINESS
roi iiuousrcss
F01T0MO UVtJ.
FOI COMSTIMTIOR.
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SSJwtaaaawwsVawwawe
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
A Remarkable Family.
Count E. de Keratry informs the
Paris Matin that his grandfather was
born in 1608, and bis father In 17U0,
he himself being born In 1832, so tbat
three generations have lived In the
17th, 18th, 10th and 20th centuries.
The Keratry family numbers only 12
generations from 1207 to the present
time, an average of two generations to
a century. . .
Pretty J apsnaee Custom.
The Japanese have a custom of cele
brating the blossoming of the fruit
trees by a general holiday.
For every humorist there It In the
world there are at least a thousand wo
men who are unable to appreciate bis
Jokes.
How we long, for another chance to
clean the mud off our clothes!
Braiiy.
"I suppose," said the girl in the
pink shirtwa'st, "you have partici
pated in every form of outdoor amuse
montsT" 'No," replied the girl in the
Gainsborough hat. "There's one
more river to cross."
"Riverf Oh, I ice I The golf
Styx."
mi aeaalbl te Salle. It inal.nal.
norllaa, Mt Bala. ijUHmt rtmnlay. aaveaty
rn' atlwnaa. Mill Htt L. I ta i
KTAVkH Co., llen4Tajilil Bl., rilliual.Of.
m la M jf
Ensilage
Cutter.
Snrt and aala
prlaei blanreat.
laron ihanart.i,
Vint lm dfraiu.
Mll.-hall. U.u
Stavat Cu,
Pnrtlsntl, Of.
JOHN POOLE, PwiUnd, Orrm
Fees at Marthas Street,
Can give yon the best bargains la
Botales. flows, Hollers ami Knfisss,
Windmills and Pnmn sol General
Machinery. tu before boring .
SdinMPfMFfSrfP TkNrfsellaat Walt Muster, war tit not falloCatsa
f ahT Jaf J sf aT Unmak a lsease eeeau br Ibe hamia.et ester stsas,
LAUD PIASTER
Jl rents wanted In every Iowa.
THE ADAMANT OO.,
goet at tsta Street. mfm4.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
w - -
Hmm etefteasf flsrs
ttllNmrjf aaarf Utrntmrnl trmhtlmv
fa raewsi OsMsea Bmmt. f, vsMf
twf W WaiewwaeW 0 aw
- - ' 'ti run
CL iician'Q Hail
. fOKTLAtto, omnom.
a Hoard In m an4 Kay arliuol far Olrla,
Has a Nnrnal Klnrleryartsa Tralnlns banart
Bient, wblch will ha a separate rawiilaaee lot
a inirKariB utawwa una p air
Iba UiMfitlna
chMfful anit wll ...
cms lor roans la.ll. yot Catalueue
In -nartnienl Drotliles
raitae4 bom lur youti
erotrntr intrvmation ar)ti
Miss Kl.aaNDR TKBltKTTB, rrlnolnal.
(l to
m PosHfons Secured Mi
San Francisco Business Co.be
ISM Market St., tea rraeeltee, Cat.
FULL COURSE, JeO.00.
Write lot Csialoiua,
inns, joacr
FLESH GROWER.
frtom $w.OO.
This Is the tai)lne. It Inrraa.
S Smr on an; ears it tua buly,
Ami buat in any aMrwt
ant uakrminil,iIuniranaaa4
svavk. Hntmrae all blauead,
tan. frerklM. blmnlM. Mm.
worm, and makes W skin .n and wblta. Write
wrMww irna. nana, as, MiaBS a jf,
vummn ,wwi auw wveaa auiftikas0, tu.
IF
l.wOT:r: peinsion
ticasosu. akln(ta. 0. a,, lb., will n.
rwlva auli-k ranllM. H tjk k II 1'.. a,.
-t- fwswawunf euisas since ins.
Summir Rt$a!utlon
ileciay Curo
art rail hew linuor, eel sin aixi teMsss
kaMla. Ssaa lee eeflteuiars Is
. r. j. .
sis, -itei.
iV"" srrttlRf t
sneusiaa ibis aaswe.
f adeertlaers pUase
lis paves. .
'1'he Kind You Ilavft Always Hough 1 1 us i Iwraa Vha aiT-''
ture of Cltas. II. Fletcher, and h, In ibn SliXSJiSZ
io dw:ive yon in tlil. C'otint"rftlti ImiiSTnna fJ?
, What is CASTOR I A
Castorii is a harmlcH subtttltnto for Castor Oil Pnw...
fori, lirops and Htiothliitr Byrtips , it iri'li4i,m
cimtalna neither Opium, Morphine nor othir i.i5
substance. Us see 1 Its priiaruittco. It Tsleatrnva vJToUo
Colic. ll r riMnvlZT3 Wind
- a !,,.......-" -
aaiau r HHIIIfllC V.
ntomocit and J
The thildren'i
The Kind You Haye Always BomM
i-iirri ijnnai nut nn
it aMMimiiat!s the, Vnmt. sM...i;rr":;'"
I'anacea-The Mother's vpi...h 1 ",ecp
S7
fn Use For Over 30 Years.
F"""' '..... 'JIL''rT'-, Tir -".r.7- aw...W, ' 1
in wtiiiiji-rniiawniiiiiiiiiiiiirirf iiiimi Mini mm sMtwiMimii
' , "' V
Jut So.
Little Elmer (alio ha an inquir
ing mind) I'spa, what Is iirmiieti?
I'rof. Itroadhead. The exercise ol
will power, my son.
Little KIcmer Well, sir, what k
obstinacy?
1'rorT. firoadltead, -The exercistof
won't ower, my ton.
ftmnm rw OasntA swssf
twSawsaa SVrr f cVa tfterfaf
tax at I rt r)r,,mo-Uulnlne1bl.t. enrsSSeMIS
eat Say. .Me cure. Me ray. fries essx
lest Opportunity.
"And didn't you hear of it?"
quired Mr. Oabble,
"Not one word."
"Why. I've known It for a week,
to I supposed every body had beard
of it."
I im sure Plso's Curs for CtM'a'imptlo
saved my lire three Tears sea. Mm TH'
Kosiins, Mauls street, Norwich, N. Y
r"b. 17, 1000.
That
KljhlBsChopsr.
Tens So he lilted her, ehf
must have ma-le her feel cheap.
Jess Not so cheap as he migh
wish. Bhe computes the damage to
her heart at $25,000.
They Waver Fall.
AIma.1 nB, rwarla iim an lartSSr
rentes, that they're $ iiaranl4 to curaabmw
in oniiatniatiun or nouey reiuuacn, vruH-i
lee. We, wo.
Tee Much Criticism.
"I hear your husband 1 ill, Mi
Jones,"
"Yet'tim." , ,
"Nothlna torlou or critical, I
honef"
f'Critloalt I thould aay hewer.
He ain't satisfied with nothin" W
ain't,"
PITS) frmfitl, Ourad.
Ill ertr Oral la?
He St a? rwr"1?!"!
iimuT nr. Kli.'0 ''"7
Raator.,. S.nd for H K tl.OOirl.1
j. lia.B.U.Ku.,U4..MliaiitU r.ll4lr
Simple Whtn Yea Know.
I wa uo in the mill district today.
Fri?litfully noisy up there. " - , ,
"I'hat'a rlitht. I've got a
who lives up there. He can t hear
himself talk in bis house."
"Myl Uoilwr shop next door!
vMo, He's deaf and dumb."
I1L. .111 IbJ tfafea TirlesallSB. 'aflootll-
ni.ifiare win nnu i m, - , ,
lti N.rn. lh h.l. M.i.rl. ftn nae lor 1"
ohildrsn during the teethlnc period.
A Matter of Policy.
fla Vara TaMldv " Said DcKSH-
ter. "I cauetit one of your bartender'
today putting wator in tho wn'sky,"
"Well, sor," Uassiuy repii" j-
must undorstand that we nave
make ome concossiont to the tonipef
anoe people'"