The Oregon mist., August 02, 1901, Image 4

. Disfigured Skin
Wasted muscles and decaytne, bones. '
i Whthvocl "
' Bfrofuls, let alone, U capable ot all that,
and mora.
H ie commonly marked by bunctss la
the neck, InlUnimatlons In the eye, dye
prpila, catarrh, and general debility.
It la always radially and permanently
cured, y ...;...
Hood's Sarsaparilta
Watch expels all humora, cures all erup
tions, and Dunas np m waoie system,
vnelber younc or old. , .
'HnoiVFliii eunTBTrTH: the oetrrluung eel
only" cathartic to tslte witrTBooss Baraaparilla.
Ht Knew.
Teacher If you are polite and kind
to your young comrade, what will lie
the mult?
Bully Jonea They'll know tlieyj
can lick you.
In the very dry atmosphere the
durability of wood ia almost incred
ible. Piece of wood, wooden caskets
and wooden article have been with
drawn from Epvptian catacomb ot
an antiquity S, 000 or 3,000 yeara
antedating the Christian era.
I WHAPPEDIN ROMANCE
ROBINSON CRUSOE'S ISLAND,
FAMED IN FICTION.
Business b Business.
The Millionaire. Yea, your high
new, I intend to settle ten millions
on my daughter the day she ia mar
ried.
The Duke Just rive me a month's
option on that and I'll consider it.
Little Dot la the Peel to That I Better
Kaewa Tfcaa atamy af tke Larger
a ad Macs, Mara In porta at blende
Bceae Jf a Boy' Clueio.
A Matter el Eavtonuntat.
"You ought to rise with the lark."
"Well, if I had to perch all night
on a cold twig I suppose I'd be glad
to.
Tala algmafau la ea erery boa el tke gaaatae
Laxative BromoHjuiiuae
i at
Catntd the Cam.
The woman Doctor. I
awful tired feeling.
The Doctor Ah, let me
tongue.
have an
see your
Very Ukety. ,
MeJigger There is a rumor that
China is secretly rawing another army
by conscription. -
Thingumbob Ah 1 I suppoae the
own door is responsible for this
rtTe FrauMtlr Cera. He flta er mot
(IMS alter iJii'.ao( Pr. klWallrea Mn.
aetrrr. Snt) for PK BK i.tril lKtteiitsreaa-
See. vs.K.11. aU!il.u..w nesratlMWaM,re
Cot the Result Aayhew.
Doctor Well, my little man, you're
quite well again. How did you take
the pills, in water or with cake?
Bobby I used them in my blow
gun.
No More Soer Stoineehs.
When you're eocstliieied, ndis-eated feod
rots In rmir .t- mai h like feroefe ia a swill I
osrrei. vmu out wita Iseceret candy Ca-
ihmiki ivc, auc, sue
AalomobllM ae Transport Wafiai.
Experiments in France have proved coil'
vinciue. and the French believe the are
certain to play a role of much importance
in modem warfare. It 1 odd to note the
different u to which nature and science
are put. On the battlefield Kiev tiffin for
the destruction of life, while throughout
the country. Hosteller's Momach Hitlers
hsrhis to preserve It. For tifty years the
Hitters has been ciirinr dvsnensia. Indices-
tloa constipation and biliousness. It will
also prevent malaria, lever and ague.
' . lSc
'Johnny, your hair is wet. You've
been in swimming again."
I fell in, ma.
Aonsense; your clothes are rr-
lecuy ary.
iw m, I knew d you didn't
want me to wet 'em, so I took 'em off
before I fell in."
THE BAKER'S DOZEN.
A Quutiaa.
Observing Gent Pardon me, Mrs.
jiuuay, but your hair is coming
ouitn. '
Mrs Olddav Mine!.
Observing Gent Well, I thought it
was yours.
Learn to take pictures. The "A. B.
V. ot I'hotography" tells you how to
do it. The best book on photography
ever written. Your dealer can get it
for you. Camera Craft, 330 Sutter
street, San Francisco, Cal.
Hc'tFUtjtd.
Marie They'll never be married.
Grace Why not?
Marie Well, she won't marry him
until he pays bis debts, and he can't
pay his debts until he marries her.
Tke Bee srToeerlotloai for Malswfst
Chills and Fever la a bottle of G fore's Teste leas
mm ionic, it is simple iron end quinine la
a tasteless forsm. No Care. No fay. f-nceMc.
Hadn't Reported Yet
"You say he died a soldier's death.
W hat was the fatal wound?"
"It isn't known. The investiagt
ing committee hasn't decided whether
it was due to the tobacco or to hot
irons." .
Mothers will find Mrs. Wins low's Sootb
Inr Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
auwueo uunns; u iestnui penoo.
Hair Dye aad Insure arc.
Hair dye is considered so detri
mental to long life that a continental
assurance compr.ny refuses to insure
the lives of persons using it.
Bawmre ef Olatasaata few Catarrh That
Coasala Mereerj,
As mercury will sorely destroy the aeass of
ssssll end completely dersnce the srkole sys
tem when en terms it through, tke ucoos tar-
laees. bucb articles seouia neier be rued sx-
Thirttfa Rcssen Explainint Petwlarltv of
the "Anchor" Clamp.
A great deal ia heard now about the
'anchor" fences that have s prune
into wide popularity of late. It is
claimed that they are the cheapest
and most durable fences on tarth.
hence their general adoption. Mi
nute inquiry into details of construc
tion reveals the fact that "anchor"
clamps hold (rivet tight) the large
wires of which the fence is made, thus
making the fence five times as atrone
and durable as any other fence on the
market.
The manufacturers. The Portland
Anchor Fence Co., 742 Nicolai street.
Portland, Or., eive a full baker's
dozen reasons why the "anchor"
clamp is so efficient:
I. It is made of the best boon steel.
tnereiore is strong ana durable.
2. It is simple; can be applied by
any one.
3. It does what other ties pretend
to do makes an immovable anchor.
4. It prevents loose and sagging
wires. .
5. It keeps a fence always in repair.
o. it prevents injury-to stock.
7. It makes a fence that stock can.
not break down.
o. it can be usea on smooth or
barbed wire.
v. it can be used lor making new
or repairing old fences.
10. It is the only tie ret devised bv
which a fence can be made in any
manner desired, or repaired without
rebuilding.
11. It makes the BEST and most
durable fence on the market. .
11 IT 18 CHEAP.
13. Merit alone can stand the test
of time.
ine company will send you an
illustrated book on the subject free, if
you write to tbem.
eept oa prescriptions from reputable phyel-
riu ao is tea iota to
aerlve Iran thana
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by p. J.
dans, ss the daraace they will do is tea
xoe eooo Ton can possibly
SlSll s
ibeney Co., Toledo, O., contains no merenry,
tuu i. iB.ea iniernsuiy, ecilDS; O l recti J upon
viwu ana aaavoaa suriaoee ot too system.
la burins Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure too set
Me genuine. It Is taken Internally, and msde
a toieao, unio, by r. I. Cheney Co. Testi.
sswnieis tree.
Sold by DruKclsts, price T6c. per bottle.
Hell's family Pills are the best.
Not Expensive Eaoujh.
Mr Park Slope Do you believe
that the doctors will agree that, after
all, salt is the elixir of life?
Mr. Mid wood Never! It's too
cheapl
Rcfcrtd to nt Dirtctiea.
' "I see money is reported easier."
men it must mean that it goes
that way. it doesn't , come any
easier."
Apprcdatiaa.
She I like some of your articles I
very much.
He Oh, I'm sot-lad! Which i
the part you liked specially?
She V ell, I liked the quotation
irom ttaizac.
With all of Ita solitude, write Doug
las Whit In the Overland Monthly. In
regard to Robinson Crusoe' IsUiid,
there 1 not speck ot land upon the
surface of the PactUe or any other
ocean which la better known or More
widely dtacusaed than this same Island
of Juan Fernandea. Strangely enough.
It la not the Island's history which has
made Its name so veil known through
out the Kagllsh-epeaking world, for to
most people there la little of Ita history
known; but the fame of Juan Fenian
dea baa all arisen from a work of Ac
tion which baa been sine Ita first pub
lication more widely read than any
similar work In the English language.
I rotn the passing ot Fernandea and
his Spanish colonists the Island was
seldom visited save by some ship which
was pressed for water and fresh food.
In which case it furnished both In am
ple quantities, the goats supplying
fresh meat, the fruit tree set by Fer-
nandea giving or their products, while
several kiuds of wild vegetable grew
In abundance on different part of the
Island. History, however, records but
few of these visits up to the begluuing
of the eighteenth century. From a
rough survey of the Island, It was set
down as being about twelve miles long
by four mile In it widest portion.
curving In a northwest and southwest
direction, with Ita highest peak at tb
bend of the curve. This peak
was named by Fernandea "El Tunqus"
(The Anvil), from its close resemblance
lo that mechantcal implement.
For considerably over 100 years El
Yunque'e solitude was broken only by
the coming and going of these few vis
itors, until hi 1700 the ship entered
Cumberland Bay which was to give to
Juan Fernandea Ita possibility of be
coming one of the beet known Island
iiK)u the world' charts. This was the
Cinque Ports galley, under the com
mand of one Capt. Straddling. Now,
this British skipper does not seem to
have been extremely popular with his
men, for upon this first visit to Fer
nandea more than 40 of his 'Jackie'
deserted to the Island, preferring the
life on Its solitary shore to existence
aboard the galley. Before the shin
sailed, however, all but Ave of these
deserter changed their opinions and re
turned to the galley's decks. Four
years slipped by and again Straddling'
ship dropped her anchor In Cumber
laud's waters. Of the five men left In
1700 but two remained, the others bar
lug been carried away by a French
ship which called In the meantime.
But thla second visit of the Cinque
Ports was to be productive of the great
event in Fernandex's history, for while
In the bay the commander of the gal
ley bad an argument with hi sailing
master, one Alexander Selkirk, who
demanded that he be given an allow
ance of store and landed on the lsl
and. HIa request was complied with.
and the galley aalted without him. For
four year and four months did Selkirk
maintain hi lonely vigil at the top of
the Island' mountain range, scanning
the sea for the sail which might come
to end hi drzary life. In 1704 he waa
taken off by the Duke, an English prlv
ateer, on board of which be returned to
England, bringing with him an exten
sive note book covering bis experiences
during these years of solicitude. This
note book waa presented by him to tb
novelist Defoe, and on It the writer
founded what at once became one ot
the most popular fictional works of
that and each succeeding generation.
Of course, Defoe used an author's laU
tude In Ita construction, but there ex
lat to-day upon Juan Fernandea every
one of the principal landmark describ
ed In the chapters of Bobtnson Crusoe.
quint at Ot lock, marking a p1oa
where, ha caa eut off a trlfl ot th Iron
o that th key that belong to It won't
work, and then altering tb key so that
it will at th revised lock.
"For this th charge I very slight
Th la only a few uiinuUs' work to
tb lob, and a locksmith hasn't th
heart to make an overcharge, you know,
Now, this Is much cheaper than having
tb old lock taken off and a new one
put on. for then new key would have
to be made, and good keys cost consul
rable, you know. By simply scraping
a piece off th lock at a certain point
and scraping a corresponding piece off
th key, tb 'flatter get practically a
new protection, and th janitor doesn't
stand a chanc ot paying hint a visit
without ringing tb bell and being regu
larly admitted."
Tb End of th Town.
There waa nothing about blui to Indi
cate th crank. U waa neatly but
not fashionably dressed, and his good
natured countenance waa of corpulent
order, says th New York Mall and Ex
press. He glanced reflectively out of
the rear window of a Third avenue car
at the tall building along Park Kow
and Broadway, and for a moment look
ed serious.
"Too much weight," he said to a fel
low passenger beside him, nodding bis
head In the direction of tb buildings.
Too much weight entirely. People
don't eeui to realise that the lower
portion of this city I only a crust of
rock, with water ot great depth be
neath It. They keep putting up build
ing after building of great height and
weight, and so ins day there's going to
be the greatest catastrophe of the ages.
The whole blooming tower part of the
city, or a good portion or it, win cave
In under the enormous strain put upon
It by these sky-scraper, and the loss
Of life and property will be Incalcula
ble.
"Just think of th weight that crust
has to sustain. Million of tons of Iron
arriving here every year to be used for
girders and rafters. Millions of tons
of brick and mortar are used In con
structlng the buildings, to say nothing
of the marble, granite and other kinds
of stone, and all piled upon that frail
crust or rock, which must give way
some day under the strain.
"Then, there'a the bridge, too.
can't laat forever. Some day It Is go
ing to break down under the additional
strain put upon It by the trolley and
steam car now running to Brooklyn.
Imagine tho scene at a rush hour some
night; trolley cars on both sides laden
with, people; the promenade crowded
and tracks In a steady stream. Slid
denly one of the cable glvea way. The
other, unable to stand th strain alone,
also parte, and people, car and trucks
are dumped Into the river like a shovel
of coal Into a bucket Oh, It's bound
to come, I tell you."
TOLD
BY A
NEWS
KANSAS
AGENT.
CITY
it
TO OUTWIT THE JANITOR.
Oe
Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs. W. O. Emdslit, Vanbureu. lud.,
Feb. 10. 18U0.
99tmth9 Outfit aMsaf
bswers Off Ihm OeMaf.
Laxative Bromo-Qulnine Tablets en re a e14 la
one oay. .no cure, no ray. rrioe u
SUkiaJ th But of U.
Mrs. Flatbush I call it rather cool
in those burglars leaving their card
after making a clean sweep of every
thing we own.
Flatbush Yea; but my dear, we
now know who to go to if we ever
want to have any expert burglarizing
done. .
Touched. .
First Sharper (at Pan-American ex
position) I hope you got the last dol
lar out of tbat galoot from Hacken-
sack, N. J. He came to the exposi
tion because the papers say it 'a. a lib
eral education.
Second Sharper (complacently)
Weil, 1 guess 1 gave bis education the
finishing ' touches." .
t 3m Sm Cm H CO
; for: Children
Children are constantly exposed to all sorts of dia
' eases. The air they breathe is filled with germs, sewer
gas and dust from the filthy street are inhaled into the
lungs and taken into the blood. At the crowded school
rooms and other public places they come in contact
almost daily with others recovering from or in the first
stages of contagious disease. Yott can't quarantine
against the balance of the world, and the best you can
do i to keep their blood in eood condition, and thus
prevent or at least mitigate the disease. Yon have
perhaps learned from observation or experience that
healthy, robust children (and thi means, of course,
children whose blood is pure) are not nearly so liable to
contract diseases peculiar to them, and when they do it
is generally in a mild form. On the other hand, weak,
emaciated and sickly ones seem to catch every disease
that comes along. This is because their blood ia lack
ing in all the elements necessary to sustain and build
np the body. Poisons of every description accumulate
in the system, because the polluted and sluggish blood
ia unable to perform its proper functions.
Such children need a blood purifier and tonic to rive
trength and vitality to their blood, and S. S. S. , being a
purely vegetable remedy, make it the safest and best for
me uencaie constitutions of children. 8. S. S. ia not only
a perfect blood medicine, but is pre-eminently the tonic
for children ; it increases their appetites and strengthens
the digestion and assimilation of food. If your child
ren have any hereditary or acquired taint in their blood
rive them S. S. S. and write to our physicians for any
information or advice wanted ; this will cost yon noth
ing, and will start the little weaklings oa the road to
recovery. Book on Blood and Skin Disease free,
TttS SWIFT SPeCIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. OA.
Si
Flat-D we Here Fear of Oarre Has
veloped New Iadastrr.
All right" said the locksmith, who
keeps a little shop In Amsterdam ave
nue and does odd jobs of no great un
portanc hi themselves for the reel'
dents of the neighborhood, "all right.
sir, I can flx this key to suit you, I
think."
You see," be explained to a visitor,
according to tb New York Herald,
when the customer bad retired, "he
wants me to give him a Janitor-proof
key, and I'm Just the boy to do It. 1
guess you don't know what a Janitor
proof key Is, because I know you live
In a bouse. If you lived In a flat you'd
know.
When a man moves Into a new apart
mentthat Is, an apartment tbat Is new
to him the first thing hs begins to
worry about is the key proposition. I'll
take my oath that New York people are
the most suspicious set of citizens tbat
I ever saw In all my life. Why, they
don't trust their relatives. After th
man of the flat gets his string of two or
three keys from the Janitor be begins
to let bis suspicion loose.
He thinks, of course, that tb Janitor
is predatory by nature. Maybe he is
right, but I believe the law holds all
persons Innocent nntll they are proved
guilty, and It would b a pretty bard
thing to do to prove a Janitor guilty.
Anyway, the msn of the flat gets ner
vous, ue nas received so many keys.
What Is to prevent the Janitor from
having kept a duplicate key of the
apartment? Nothing at all. It would
be the easiest thing in the world for the
janitor to hold out, turning over all the
keys but one and making nse of tbat
to enter the flat whenever he Saw a
good opportunity In the absence of tbe
family.
That's tbe way tbe householder fig
ures tbe case out to himself. Then be
comes around to some locksmith In the
neighborhood and gives one excuse
after another to account for bis wish
to have tbe lock changed on bis front
door. It doesn't make any difference
to a locksmith wbat tbe reason Is, so
long as be gets paid for tbe work be
does, but tb 'flatters' seem to think It
necessary to apln him a fairy yarn.
Anyway, the matter ends by tbe lock
smith going around to tb flat, taking a
"Prlnoe Oeorarle."
Tbe Duke of Cornwall Is devotedly
loved In loyal Bermuda, where as
growing boy he once paaaed a happy
wtnter. One of bt favorite comrades
there waa a little girl whose great
grandfather bad fought side by side
with Wolfe upon the Plain of Abra
ham. She used to push her little rock
Ing-chair close beside tbat of the prim e,
and laboriously time her small rockers
with those of bis larger chair.
"We rock together. Prince Oeorgie.'
she used to chatter, "always together,'
thrusting difference of rank into that
limbo reserved for sophisticated aduits.
Another favorite of tbe prince was a
young American girl who discovered
him in the admiral's hallway one day,
tugging at bis gloves.
"1 bate to wear them," be admitted.
as be looked st her bare hands; "only
I promised grandmother tbat I would."
A letter from Queen Victoria gave tbe
royal boy much pleasure, but on being
asked U be would sell It for two pounds,
be eagerly accepted tbe offer. Where
upon be answered tbe letter with com
mendable promptness, urging bis "dear
grandmother please to write again."
Tbe deatb of hi older brother, some
yeara later, and the recent destb of the
queen materially changed the career
of tbe youth to whom the American
girl said "you, and be said you to me."
On his return from the tour of the Brit
ish colonic be will receive the honored
title of the Prince of Wsles, with Its
pregnant motto, "Ich dlen" I serve.
Why Dinah Wept.
Not long ago a lieutenant In tbe navy
was ordered away on a three years'
cruise. Tbe order had been dreaded for
weeks, and wben It came the young
wife, who was to be left In a Brooklyn
flat with a baby and a colored servant,
was In despair. .
She controlled her sorrow very well.
however, nntfl tbe actual moment of
parting came, ano men an wept as
though her heart would break, says th
New York Herald. The cruiser wss to
leave the navy yard. early next morn
ing, and tbe lieutenant bad gone to re
port for duty.
In tb midst of ber lamentations tbe
young wife heard a sniffling and sob
bing In tbe dining-room, and upon
glancing through the door she saw
Dinah, tbe colored maid, rocking her
body to and fro In a chair and weeping
violently.
"Why, D-D-Dlnah, what's ths nMiiat
terT" cried tb mistress. "You seem lo
t-t-tske Mr. Blank's departure ss much
to heart ss I do."
" 'Deed I doesn't, Mis' BIsnk-'deed I
doesn't!" sobbed Dlnsh. "Wbat am
bodderln' dls cblle am tbe fac' dat a
culled gem man friend o' mine am
gwlne sal hlsse'f on dat same old
crulsah!"
Ia aa latervlew He Relates Bow He Ae
eeuipllahert What Maay Others
Have Tailed t t.
Jaok Williams, of No, 401 Dnla
ware street, says the Kansas City,
Mo., Journal, is well known as an en.
terprising news agent and a thorough
ly reliable man. He had been a suf
ferer from kidney trouble and endured
much pain from it until recently,
whim he tried Dr. Williams' Tink
Pilla tor Pale People und with such
success that within a short time he
was entirely and permanently cured.
To a if porter he said r
"For two vcars I had piiins in tho
back constantly, causing me serious
inconvenience. Hut 1 did not at
tempt to do anything for my com
plaint until the latter part oi mi
winter, when I saw an advertisement
of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for
Pale People and decided to see what
they would do for me, I was relieved
within one week after I begun taking
them; the pains disappeared and su
complete was the cure that I have
not found it necessary to take further
treatment nor have I been troubled
at all lv the disease since."
Kidney complaint is an insiduous
disease. First come almost unnoticed
pains in the back and some slight in
convenience. The pains grow gradu
ally worse and the inconvenience
greater till finally, if not given metli
cal treatment, the person suiters awful
torture and become unlit to follow
his ordinary occupation, lilood pois
oning set in, the constitution is
wrecked and death often results.
Mr. William stook the one unfailing
roniedy and was readily cured within
a few week. Ilia stutenicnt was
sworn to before Lionel Moine, a no
tary public, and the fact above will
hear the most searching investigation.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People w ill not only effect a cure iu
cases similar to the one above, but,
acting directly upon the Muod and
nerves, are an unfailing speciflo for
such diseases as locomotor ataxia, par
tial paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sci
atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
headache, after effects ol the gr'1'.
fmlpitution of the heart, pale and ul
ow complexions and all forms of
weakness either in malu or female.
At all druggist or direct from Dr.
Williams Medicine Co., Hchcncctady,
N. Y. Price 60 cents iter box; six
boxes, 12.60.
A Farctd Alliance
Muggins He married the cook, I
believe.
Huggin
to leave.
.. I kaee heea ! ' ' saset
ts send asHte !. "r .V "i " X
.Ti.il. iit dii!r "S I "" 4
au'e .loeiaos snii uur braaik eai err See. atr
taslni a ( l.a of Uawareis we iaim.
iM!riullr. Vt ere s ereeijisis Itt ISe faailli,1
tit! aiiteeaoate St., Cmetaaatl, Oslo.
CANDY
SkllS CATHARTIC
IMesient, Palatal., fnwnt, Tarts arm. Pa
eova. Never stusea. w esaan. ur w rute. Hfci. SM, aM.
... CURB CONSTIPATION. ...
Ilia ae emew, VMne, Sn-rt, laM, 1st
nit View of it.
MoJIgBerI thought your wife was
economical, .
ThingumbobSuch ignorance 1 My
dear man, no woman is ever eooiiom
ical. Hie Is either extravagant or
stingy.
ron know what yon ana takino
When von Use Orove's TssteUsa Chill Tonic,
beesuae the formula Is nisi ti I r printed oa everV
twitleslinwlne tbsl it Is imply Iron and Qui.
aiuewausiaiessiona. ot;ur, r er. too.
A Matter of ExptMs.
"Doctor, what is the matter with
me?"
"You need about- three months"
rest from businessthat is all,"
"Throe month' rest? That will
cost ma $.",IHK). The other doctor
said 1 needed an Operation for apeud
io it is. That would cost only f 100, 1
think I'll let him operate."
Spring Planting.
"Jiwiuli is in a terrible quandary,"
"What now?"
"He doesn't know whether he gave
the canary the bird seed or whether
he gave it the Itowor seed and planted
the bird seed."
Sh Knew Him.
"All is lost save honor," telephoned
the defeated candidate to his wife at
t a. in.
"Well, you'll have to walk liomr),
then," silo answered, "for that won't
do you any good on the owl ears."
And (hen nothing but the low, hoarse
limiting of tho telephone wires answer
ed her.
"Robbing t,
Towns For gtKlnesa Mke
you so tiranky mt, wll'iv
Browne-(5h, I aaked my .if, ,
w a button on my coat.
Towne-Aml wouldn't .he do it? .
Browns-Yes: but I'v. J,,, ",
ercd that the limtm, .i. . ,"
... .I"'"" ww n 'I
. vu. ill. ill y VJs(,
I1Y
Itoltl's Seha,
Metilo Park, Dsn Msteo Connie r..
Its teSHillat. SurmiinilinK.,
fitniit iui
U on i, fa,
flew It happiMi
i .Bi!ttirTllow ''i'1 you. w m. t
let thai bunco man hike you jn. w
Hlram.-Well, I kinder ,urw
him e fust but he ml mJl
ever know I was from the county
I though a feller that didn't kZ
that much couldn't be dangeruui,
AXUerCsM.
"Senator. " alia a.lin.l 11.1.. .
. . . """.-.( uu a.
liove In the survival of the fittest'"
"I do." lift ,..llo-ll...
the 111 test hat th patronage to il
tribute." .. k
Th Mtsa Kino.
"It appear H was the alft of
cigars that revealed the hiding BiaM
of Aguinaldo." f m
"I smoked one of the sort the ulWt
night."
, What sort?"
"The sort that Is mean enough io
mske a man betray his graidinoihtr,"
30N;X GETWEi
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rTAirv:iis o
sopm run uNcorsWwNTjAwiwn
ON SAifc
a. St-lses,
wesiUsei this payee.
to Meatuses alsset
i paves.
t'es; you see she wsnted
T CURB A COLD IN ONM DAI
TatalAiatlTa Srosio Oillnlne Tablets. All
Ironists refund the money il II tails k cure.
Vv.Urove'sslanatnreiaon esi-h boa. 1M.
Many Oyittrt Near Mobil.
A big ovster bed near Mobile, Ala..
has been sold for 1130,000. It ia es
timated that there are f 100,000 worth
of oysters in the bed at this time.
How Hs Cot There.
"How'd I come here? Well." an-
swered the sullen convict, "I sneaked
in de back way, wben nobody was
look in' and hid in dis yere cell."
Rough oa Both,
A Igy Gladys, I fear I cannot love
you as I should.
lady V by, what the reason?
Aigy Because I must confess I for
got to shave today.
. end ef Iha Beby.
'My wife doesn't stay but a week
down at her mot hers."
"Homesick?"
"io; but her younger sisters ad
mired our baby so much that they
nearly waslietl it to pieces."
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
CHAMPION Di::DES2S,JOnN POOLB, Portland. Ongot,
t oi ! MeWrrtoW) VitmsV
Can give yon th beat ba resist U
Buggies, flow. Hollers and t.nfwt,
Wlrnimili and Pnii ant (!!
Machinery. Sew as bsfor bariaf,
esssssssssMwasrss '
: -Jl
tVe) Sarae-awsfoe)
Ttial the Kivenlrie Someket Wheel en Una
m inn. will (ie en sbwluie rein of Is", r
fern nl pweer st time ol Ileitis nd aierbstsing
uiinuir,
I lie rnrr.fe Klevetor will w's less rsl
tlien saroiiiT. there is leas .bnu.rius
lite Helta! kake Iwi. Inn.. il nt ..l.itj,.
Clear. ' r
fcrrrrone ol those uslag Cbamtiloa Blaoot
sejsll lie no equal.
sasn port cATAi.ooinc.
Mitchell, Lewis & Stayer Co., .
Pint ao Tsgrlot Suv
POaTLAMD, 0B
Wlieris do You
Sell Your Hides?
Wealerais pt in Higt Price. '
Cham Lm KJasthk A Co
It Front St., cor. Oak, Portland, Or.
Sjmmtr Kctolutlon
VuY ilccloy Curo
Sat relief fiom lienor, opium eaJ IomsM
fcaMln. Sana lor parileelartie
!tt!lT llelltBtj,
Mover! eta Wlillti
Ate., feat SIS.
Wholesale Boots and Shoes
KRAUSSE & PRINCE,
87 and 80 rirat Street, Portland, Oregon.
Started Her Song.
Mrs. Brown (at Mrs. Smith tea
party) Oh, dear, that dreadful Miss
Smith ia singing again. I wonder
what started her.
Tommy Brown (aged seven) I
ropped a ponny down her back when
she wasn't looking.
All Kinds Carried in Stock.
Catalogue FtiraMwil
I'poa Appskatio.
GEtSLER PATENTS
COL7P1UY.
Chamber of Commerce,
PORTLAND, OREGON
eed
In the l.iHL'.l Weiwsii'l irn
ronmrlre. Aleo nnt"i'm "
fcete and Ssfemla tat lae
lions.
No better terms or hrllllia
the we offer ubulnaoi
where, far men! ol ow (w
mar he oVlnrn-d lili a
slluoL Writs lor pamiiuieV
Inke of Norfolk' Clothe.
The Duke ot Norfolk' Indifference
to tbe niceties of dress bas led to many
mistakes, which, as a man of humor,
be always enjoys. During his long term
of service on the London County Coun
cil be was often mistaken for a labor
member, one reason being because he
always sat on tb same group of seats
as the labor men. Not ao long ago he
put some sovereigns In tbe piste at the
door on leaving tbe Itomaa Catholic
Church off Llncoln's-lnn-flelds. The
doorkeeper, feeling tbat tbe plainly
dressed man must hare made a mis
take, hurried after blm to explain. Tbe
departing visitor smiled quietly as be
replied: "We'll let the mistake pan
this time." London Chronicle.
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FfiWUMS.I
A perfect Remedy forConsllpa
non, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca
Worms .Convulsions ,Feven sh
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