The Oregon mist., July 26, 1901, Image 4

Impaired Digestion
UhJ not be kit that li meant by dftprptia
bow, bat It will be If neglected.
Tlx uneasiness attar atlnr, Ota el nerv
ous headache, sourness of the itoraach, and
disagreeable belching may not ba very bad
now, but they will be it the stomach li
suffered to grow weaker.
Dyspepsia la such a miserable disease
that' the tendency to It should be given
early attention. This Is completely o Tar-
con. by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
which strengthens thewbole digestive ays tern
Couldn't Pawn It
Mr. Straits It may seem a strange
thine (or me to do on such a short
acauaintance,' Miss Slasher, but 1
ha called to pledge you my love.
Miss Slasher ou have tnado a
mistake, Mr. Strait. ' Miss Eisen
heffer, the pawnbroker's daughter,
lives in the next block.
The Summer HottL
Young Quest It mi to me that
you don't object to the mosquitoes
singing in your room.
Old Guest You bet Idontl Why,
when the mosquitoes are singing I
can't hear the university glee club
practicing on the piazza. .
The SMt Preeartattaa far Kalast
mtUs ul Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic. It Imply Iron and qmnine in
sueKeltasIorm. Ko Cure. No Py. rrlce SOo.
Surely It Dee.
Daughter Which is correct, papa,
Miss Brown married Mr. Smith, or
Mr. Smith married Miss Brown T
Pans That depends, my child.
Had he the money, or had she?
, Unfortunate. ,
"Education may be a good thing,"
aid the man with the stubby mous
tache, "but if my parents had not
instilled in my mind so great a rev
erence for grammar I am almost sure
I could have been a poet."
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infelr
lihle medicine for coughs and colds. .
W. Saxvu Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17,
l'JOO.
The Ruling Fettle. '
"I see that STasie has decorated her
room in the hotel with swords, gnns,
pistols and foils. "
"So wonder. She always was a
great girl for having arms around
her." ,
;"; ;" ' World's Rccsrd Apple. ; , ,' j
British Columbia grew the worlds
record apple last year. It was 16
inches in circumference and weighed
one pound and three ounces.
' ' Heist's geheel.
St Venlo fare, San If alee Conntr, Cal with
1U teaatilel, surrenadlafs, perfect climate.
careful supeevteion, thorough inittrnetion.
eompleie Uboretortai, and (.rmnuinm, easily
maintains iu position in the front ranks of
acboolt ior bOTi en the rscifie least. Ira u.
Hoitt, fb. D., Principal.
Repartee Ak Ovo. '.
"Hollo 1" exclaimed tho egg that
was still intact, "you appear to be all
broke up."
; "Nevertheless," replied the one In
the bowl of eggnog, "I'm in good
spirits."
"So I observe. I suppose you'll be
drunk in a little while."
One Use for a Mtuieaery.
Rev. Mr. Goodleigh I understand
that the hut missionary that was here
was esteemed very much by your
Chief Uppi No, sab; we roasted
him, sah.
A Bailees Aeeeaelenlst Killed
A balloon ascenshmist was recently kill'
ed while making one of his daring trips.
Life is too valuable to iritis wit h in fool
hardy adventures. It is belter to employ
ourvelves in peaceful pursuits where we
mav be secure. Then if we take care of
our health, we can live to a cond old age.
I lie best means ot proniituiK gooti neaitit
is Mosistter SMomitcn miters, i nis men
icine cures drspepxia. iiiitetin, const!
nation, flatulency and iiisomuia. He sure
to try it.
Friday Not Unlucky.
Quiii Do you think Friday an un
lucky day to move.
Bus Aot for me. I moved on
Friday and found out if I'd waited
until Saturday my goods would have
been attached for rent.
' ' How She Knew.
tittle Sister I guess you accepted
Mr. Sweetly.
.The Grown-up One What makes
you think sot
Little Sister He don't give me
candy any more.
TOO KXOW WHAT TOU ABB TAKING
Whea von take Grave's Tasteless Chill Tooio,
because the formulais plainly printed on every
bottle showier tbat it is limply Iron and ftnfc
nine in a tasteless iona. Ke Care, tie Per. sac.
Not Oysters Alone.
Church Let's see; what is it we
have to go without in the months
without BI
Ootbam Heavy flannels.
Re war mf Olatmeats far Catarrh That
Ceatal M ereary. "
As sserenry will surely destroy the sense of
smell end completely derange the whole sys
tem when entering it through the macous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi
cians, as the damage they will do is ten tola to
tbe good you can possibly derive from tbem.
Heirs Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. 1.
Cheney A Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury,
ana is uub internally, acting airectir upon
tbe blood and mucous surfaces of tbe niua
In baying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure yon get
uie genuine, it is taken internally, ana made
In Toledo, Ohio, by F.J. Cheney A Co. Test
tuontstt iree. .
Sold by Druggists, price He. per bottle.
Hell's family puis are the best.
The Difference.
' "How can you go
"Squandret, Laura?
spendthrift."
s "What if he isT
nearly all on me."
out with Fred
He is such a
He spends " it
' Try Before Taa Bay I
Ten cents bars a box of Cascareta. bet If vna
want a Iree sample end booklet, adress Sterling
atemeay vompeny,inicagoor aew lorsio-osyi
; ' Paul Seven's Invention.
Psul Eevere, tbe famous revolu
tionary hero, was an inventor and
was the first in this country to refine
and roll copper. " Tbe concern he
founded in 1801, the Severe Copper
Co., still exists at Canton, Mass.
SCIIOOLCLOSED
The Tcasher Injure J In a Run
away leci&nt anil Reported
to Have Gone insane.
In October, 1896, one Monday
morning the Rushford school did not
open and it was reported that the
teacher had gone insane. The physi
cian in attendance pronounced the
trouble nervous prostration and said
that school work was mentally and
physically impossible. The teacher,
who is now Mrs. L. A. Gulliekaon, of
Kushford, Minn., in a recent inter
view published in the Star of that
place, gives the true story of the event.
"To begin at the beginning," she
said, "when I wss about seven years
of age a sudden fright brought on a
dreadful condition of nervousness.
When, in 18, I was injured in a
runaway accident, this, combined with
my former trouble, made me so ill
that I was unable to open school the
following Monday,"
"Wss it true that you were report
ed to be insane?" asked the inter
viewer. : .
x es, ana toe members ot my
family thought that I was becoming
so. n ords do not express tne agony
1 endured with my head and eyes,
The least noise would cut through
my nerves like a knife. I was hot
and cold by flashes, had piercing
pains in my temples and in the back
of my head and a red mist was con
stantly before my eyes.
' "I was dizzy and faint with fearful
nausea, which nothing relieved.
could take no solid food for 10 days,
but lived on milk and lime water,
When the doctor had treated me for
nearly six weeks without helping me,
Mrs. J. Webster, a nearby friend,
recommended Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People. I took them
faithfully for not quite three months
and was perfectly cured. I have never
heard of a single case where they did
not prove beneficial and know of sev
era! neraona who have token them aim
cessfully for rheumatism."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People are not like other medicines.
They act directly on the blood and
nerves. This makes them invaluable
in such diseases as locomotor ataxia,
partial paralysis, St. Vitus' dance,
sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nerv
ous headache, the after effects of the
grip, palpitation of the heart, pale
and sallow complexions and all forms
of weakness either in male or female
At all druggists or direct from Dr
Williams Medicine Co., Schenqctady,
xv. X. rrice ou cents per box ; si
boxes $2.50.
lid j a tMue' sd
Our People Well Fed,
The people of tbe United States
are the best fed people of the world
and consume more per head and year
than the inhabitants of any other
country ol tbe world.
This signature le on every box of the geauine
Laxative l5rofno-Juinme Tabieu
the rawed; that cares a raid la ease slay
One Glance Was Enough.
Mr. Cityman What on earth do
you want witn sucb- an enormous
woodpile? '
Mr. Hubbubs Protection against
tramps.
UiXU
AN INDEX TO
THE DLCOD
' Millions of little glands or tubes connect the blood with the skin, and through
these small drain pipes perspiration passes out, carrying with it the impurities that
sure thrown off by the blood. Should the pores of the skin be entirely closed for
eves a brief space of time, and the poisonous matter forced back into the circula
tion, instant death would result. In addition to the sweat glands, the skin is
provided with certain others which pour out upon it an oily substance, keeping
tbe akin pliable and soft and protecting it from heat and cold. The blood and skin
are ao closely related that whatever affects one seriously interferes with the func
tions of the other. Not only health, but life itself, depends upon perfect harmony
. between the blood and skin. When, therefore, the
blood becomes poisoned from any cause, it quickly InfOfltStl OOO
manifests itself upon the skin in the form
vof sores and ulcers, pimples and various EXfOflSOl POISOStS
eruptive diseases. By the character of the
'sore we are enabled to determine the nature of the poison or humor in the blood,
as e ntj disease originating in the blood has it own peculiar sore or pimple. The
akin is not only affected by the poisons generated fh tbe system, but poisons from
without enter through the open elands or pores and quickly infect the blood.
' Mercury rubbed upon the skin will produce Rheumatism, and Poison Oak and Ivy
asd other wild plants gain easy access to the blood through the skin. As so-called
t : J . - L t, i - i : 1
2210 t3iOOdmm of powders, soaps and washes can do no permanent
pood, but ofbn Aa Irihimm namacre tw
L Si lf HCOlttty SSiln closing up the outlet to these little tubes
and wtertering with the natural action
of the skin. ' The treatment must begin with the blood, and the acid or other pois
ons antidoted or neutralized. 8. 8. 8. does this and purifies the circulation, builds
up the blood and flushes the little glands or pores with pure, new blood, aud
restores healthy action to the skin. The use of cosmetics never yet brought health
and beauty to rough, red, pimply skin or sallow complexion. What is needed
is rich, pure blood, such as 8. 8. 8. makes. It not only relieves you of all disfigur
ing blackheads, blotches and irritating, itching eruptions, but improves your general
health. 6. 8. 8. contains no mercuty, potash, arsenic or other mineral, but is
purely vegetable remedy and the safest and best in all blood and skin troubles.
Write our physicians for advice or information: they have made a study of blood
sm d skin diseases, and you can have the best medical advice without cost Book of
llod,dtt Pi? THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, 6A-
7 applying a prolonged pressure ot
18,000 pounds to the square Inch
Montreal professor makes marble flow
like molasses,
ibe density of population In tbe
United States Is greatest In the Dis
trict of Columbia, There the number
of Inhabitants to the square mile Is
54.045.80.
The late Professor Marsh, of tale.
bequeathed his house and grounds for
a botanical garden. They are to be
made tbe home ot the newly created
Kcnool of Forestry.
A Kansas boy in China writes that
the custom of the. Chinese la burying
their dead rn mounds above tbe level
of the ground "makes the whole coun
try look like an exaggerated prairie
nog town.
A revolutionary war claim for $100.
the original value of which was Htt.00.
contracted under tbe act of 177ft. has
been liquidated by tbe Treasury De
partment. The interest and principal
amounted to 112,900.20.
A special agent of tbe United States
Department of Agriculture reports
mat beyond doubt grain csn be
matured anywhere in Alaska. Bar
ley, oats, wheat and rye have devel
oped perfectly from seed accidentally
sown and grown wild. Flax of good
quality has also been grown.
An Oklahoma' country postmaster
sent the following notice to the postal
department: "Sur I wish to notify you
that on next Weduesday this offlc wUl
be sbet as I am gone dear hunt Yon
kin Are me If you see fit. but I'll give
you aplnter that I'm the only man In
tbe nayborbood tbat kin rede and rite."
The most receut triumph of the
French postal administration la an In
genious little machine, which not only
automatically weighs letters and sam
ples, but records on aa indicator at
tbe side tbe amount required for
stamps. When the article deposited on
the balance exceeds the regulation
w
the sign, "Too heavy.1
The plan of the Central Pacific Rail
road to cut off 107 mile by crossing
Great Salt Lake Involves a great engi
neering problem. The lake has to be
crossed at a point where It la thirty
two mles wide, trestle-work being ne
cessitated for the whole of the dis
tance, excepting two miles across the
rocky Promontory point The view
afforded passengers over tbe new route
will be novel and picturesque.
A notice board has been erected on
shore near to the naval anchorage at
Woo-Sung. China, with the following
information: "We open at Woo-Sung,
on tbo sontb of tbe telegraph company,
for sale of foreign milk, the taste are
sweet, the milk are pure, the price are
Just We have not pot any water
If examine out won't pay single
If you want to buy It you will
the foreign cow chop. No. 1
Tib Plngshan dairy."
The forestry department of the St
Louis fair intends to have an exhibi
tion that will be an object lesson to aU
who see It of the practical side of wood
working In all its phases and branches.
It will show the woods of the country
and the uses to which they are adapt
ed; It will endeavor to show where
they grow, at what price tbe standing
timber can be bought, the size of the
tract accessibility and everything tbat
a prospective purchaser would want to
know. -; .
Wolves are Increasing rapidly In
many parts of the forest binds of
Northern Canada. This Is undoubted
ly due to tbe large Increase In the
herds of deer throughout the country.
Aa these have grown In numbers so
have the wolves that live upon tbem,
Fleeing from the ravages of tbe wolves
the deer have made their way toward
the settled parts of the country, until
In many places they have become
nuisance to farmers. In whose fields of
oats and other grain they often do con
siderable damage.
The managers of a department store
In Harlem, N. Y., bave rescued Charles
Kreig, one of their employes, from tbe
clutches of a particularly rapacious
loan shark. In 1808 be borrowed $20,
giving his note and receiving only $14,
tbe remainder being retained as com
mission. Tbe note has been renewed
over and over again, $0 being deducted
each time, and although be had made
many payments the loan sharks de
clared be still owed tbem $ 199. Threats
of persecution for usury Induced them
to cancel tbe note on payment of $14.
In this workaday world few woman
are ao placed that physical exertion
Is not constantly demanded of them Id
their daily life,
We make a special anneal to mothers
ex large ranttues whose work Is nevet
dona, and many ot whoa suffer, and
stirrer ior iaK of intelligent aid.
To women, voting or old, rich or
res advlo. Oh. women t do not lot
ff ;v V-V7',- .'TEL
, At
Man, iarB BatAavnxja .
four Uvea be sacrificed when a word of
Mvtoe at the Brat approaoa of wean
aeaa, soay nil your future years with
healthy Joy. Address a letter to Mrs.
Ptnkham's Laboratory. Lynn Mass.,
and von will not be disappointed.
" When l began to take kytiia B.
Ftnkham'B Yetre table Coco pound I was
not able to do my housework. 1 suf
fered terribly at time of menstruation.
Several doctors told me they could dc
Boutins' tor ma. 1 banks to the link-
at advice) and medicine I am I
well, and oast no the work for elsht In
sne raniiiy.
"I would recommend Lvdia E.Flnlr
ham's Vegetable Compound to all
snothera with lartre families," Maa.
Kansas wsluvoxc, Ludington, Jdlch
Prepared for the Went
Yes, Briscom's wife insists
.h- ti.-.. ,i k,..l running their auta"
,.r r. ' ' "I noticed the fact when they
passed. But why does Briscom sit in
tbat cramped positiour
"He's all braced for a hasty jump.
TO COU A COLO 111 OHS1 DAI
Mm LaxaUve Broao Quinine Tablets. AU
Inuprisu refund theaoaer 11 It falls to care.
s w. Urore's suroature isoa eaca ees. jo.
York ia Auitrslia.'
Western Australia has in York a
well known pastoral district which
bears a peculiarly appropriate name
in association with the visit to Aus
tralasia ot the Duke and Duchess of
Cornwall and York. It was first peo
pled by immigrants mainly from
Yorkshire.
In it
cash,
know
milk.
AOSO
LUTE
EOUniTY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Muat Boar Signature) of
See Fas-Snails Wrspssr Besses.
CARTERS
11
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rotiusACHe,
roi DIZZINESS.
roi uuousKti.
FOI TOMS LIVER.
rOI C88STIFATI0R.
roi SALLSWSUI.
rai mcoMFtuiei
a 'w SMieriassisseawwisjwMmgt;
ONC EXPERIENCE CNOUaH.
rsrater Telia Hew He Tried to Corner
Cora and railed.
"Durudest experience I ever had,
said the old farmer who wss esnthwlng
his son agalmit speculation, according
to the Detroit Free Tress, "dolus
mighty ulgh rululn' we. Tou fullers
here In Dutrolt dou't know nothln' 'bout
It You klu squirm an' wriggle an' get
on yr foot eouiewaye. but there me an'
Jim was out there In the las' row q
townships with no bank fur to draw on
an' both our farms mortgaged up to the
han'le."
"How did It happen, dadT Inquired
the son, who has been on the right side
of the market often euougn to make
himself comfortable.
"Me an' Jim started In fur to cor
ner corn. I see a piece lu the county
paper Iflllu' how the thing was done,
an' I read It to Jim. Jim was tbe ail'
Bredest excited man you ever see and
calculatud that there wasn't nuthln'
anybody else could do that me an' biro
couldn't do. Bo we slips round an'
bought In all the corn In the county,
paying a average of 85 cents a bushel
We only give out cash where we bad
to and tbe rest got our J'lnt notes. It
Jest 'bout tilled up Jim's double-decker
barn, and when the stuff was all cor
nered there we sat back and counted
up what we was a'golu' to make.
"Ike Simmons klm 'round and wanted
tor git ten bushel ter keep fur seedln.
I asked blm plum dollar a bushel and
tola klm be needn't take It "lose he
liked. We argled and then we clinched
and be was wrapping me 'round a apple
tree when yer maw Interfered. Me an'
Jim had four or Ave pitched battles
like that and was flgurtn' on glttlu'
shot guns at wholesale by takln' two
when we found out that aU the farmers
up there was buy In' corn from the
counties J'inln. They were so dinged
mad they wouldn't give as nothln' for
ours an' we bad to haul It sixteen miles
and sell It to bauker with a elervator
fur 20 cents a bushel. Took me ten
years' bard labor ter git eveu, and 1
never had no use fur corners or specu
lators or bankers since. Keep outea It,
me boy."
CAUGHT AT HIS OWN GAME.
Coatdeace Han Wae Tee Cealdlas
with the Supposed farmer;
Waiting at the union-depot was a
round-faced man with aa attractive
countenance, eyes that Invited coall
denes and rather long hair that waved
from a floe forehead, lie was dressed
In clericals and looked the part Whea
the old farmer took a seat after buying
a ticket for YpsllanU the two feU Into
conversation.
The minister brought the talk around
to pickpockets and men who fool yon
out of your money, and expressed a
great dread of tbem, runs a story In
tbe Detroit Free Press. He clung to
this topic until the noise of a row was
beard from the outside and be express
ed a desire to see what was the mat
ter.
"Come on," he shouted,' as be started.
"No, my friend," replied the farmer,
not If yon bave any money about you.
It hi sure to be taken from you In a
rough crowd like that"
Here, yon hold It and my watch un
til I run out a few minutes, and then
I'll hold your valuables while you go.
All right don't be too long,- and the
farmer accepted his trust
When tbe minister returned tbe far
mer was gone. Never did a clerical
masquerade come to a quicker end. He
rushed around muttering things pro
fane, kept his hand In his hip pocket,
and told everybody hut the policeman
that be could lick any farmer that ever
wore shoe leather. Hnlf an boor later
be was making things blue. "I'll know
blm If I ever see him again, I don't care
how he's dressed, and I'll cut blm Into
Inch squares. I don't 'low any man to
make a sucker of me and live to blow
about It."
Borne gay cross-counter on tbe con
game, Dick?"
None iff your business; but If that
mug dldu't do tbe farmer as well as 1
did the sky-pilot I'll Jump off the dock.
He had a bunch with him as thick as
your arm, too. But he's got all my stuff
and some lamb's got to make good."
It bad simply been a case of diamond
cut diamond.
AWwtfM Instinct,
When ! statue ol Washington
was unveiled at IVria lust summer a
happy group of American studonis
were wttkii'R the echoes from time to
time ;0i tli- Ir co
On
SYSTEM!
C CATARRH
French woman siiid nervously to an
other, "Why do they make that
frightful noiseT"
ller companion answered with en! in
superiority, ' Muy near, its tne savage
in theml '
Tin Crip of BlIoueMs.
"Whstt Marry youl" cried the fair
young girl. "Why, you are only an
apology for a man."
"True," lie signed; "oui you are
not so lacking in courtesy as to fail
to accept an apology." t
Her boarding house etiquette (or
bado her flying in the face of conven
tion, so she resigned hurscU to fula.
I'm
Paris,
Aselhsr Thing.
"Yes, I'm studying French.
going to take a run over to
you la w."
"Mo you think tnut will nt'ip yon,
eh?"
"Why, certainty, It's easy enough
to Seak the language. "
"Yes, but It's hard to make tne
Frenchman understand it."
Knew till railings.
Mr. Homely is not a beauty and he
knows it. When his first baby km
born he asked:
"Does it look like met"
Of course they said yes.
"Well," said he, ""you must break
it to my wife gently,"
The 0 sails Begjar.
"I'm hungry, sir, "said the beggar.
Won't you give me enough to gets
mealt" '
"Here, my gooil man," said Mr.
FompoR, "hero's a penny for you."
"U! thank you, sir. By the way,
have you a pepsin tablet about youf
I always get dyspepsia wheu I overeat
myself."
Peculiar to Summer Wetu
Promptly Cured by Po-ru-ni
e '
f !..;..
MAttlE COATS.
Miss Marie Coats, iirvsldonl of .
Appleton Young Udies Club, tl
the following concerning Perunsj
Appleton, WU
The reruns Medicine Co., Colu'm
bus, O, s
Ueiitlomen "I find Peruna kn ,
cellont spring and summer inrdicim
and am glad to rail the sttention f
my friMius to it. When that languid
tired fueling comes over you,
your food no lunger tastes good, ,,j
small annoyances irritates you, Prru.
na will make you fi-cl like amjth
person Inside of a week. I have not
used it for three seasons and Bud it
very reliable and efficacious, "Maris
Coates.
If you do not derive prompt 4
satisfactory results from the use sf
I'eruna, write at once to Dr. Ilarv
man, giving a full statement of
case aud he will be pleased to give
you his valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hart man, president of
The Hartnian Sanitarium, Columbus.
Ohio.
FARM MACHINERY AUD SUPPLIES.
hSnmmltt' !
, j ,!, ..,, .i i af I
Wm aravsra
Thl the (centric Inrortst Wheel an Ibis
Uln. will sire aa slimline sein el I per
eeni ol poaer at lluie ol items an4 SUKkaigiuf
punqir.
The rnrre-lee4 Elevator will asste leal srala
Ihsn ist eih.r. There Is lex .battering.
The K.ll.l Ktte keeps Inner ea4 of pisiforat
clear.
Krroue ol i n me una vnetapioa Bisoer
sera it lis ae equsl.
SEND fOfa CATALOGUE.
Mitchell, lewis I Starcr Co
rtret aa4 Tejlo Ma
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Otegoa,
eetel Meerlsos fcreet,
Can giva yea the best bargains It
Buggies, 1'lows. Itotlsrs and Kagisej,
Win.lmilts and Pumps an I Qsseral
Machinery. See ns before buviag
Where do You"T
Set! Your Hides?
We aleers par tbe Hlssest Mee.
Cham, at. Rfmtlok A Co. .
7 Front 6 car. Oak, Portland, Or.
A ouat riaa ai,a,
Ot 0H. Stock nf the Sw Yi trf M
i:a,'swda,inif 4 t M sler e ilr, is ':
ensaiosi TIK i:lil.K.t one sail, sit is
Sme sue, unv-tenib IK H,
Id. stark rnnai.it ol elmust er'rrillnf at
lueliD.nl I'rr 4. SM i,.i .t.l km u
S r. and beius a Who). .. nn. m II wie
uf tea liar", at least, sM there ttwie SIM
al.Btv litr.wrone,
j l( everravdr evme, Tne nnfiMsniii alt
llletiats. atTMK I.ksIikk,
MITUia OB I vnerenpiee (tarsals sees,
l - 7iueevttlia are ,
i , Hostile Bus,
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THRESHERS, CLOVER HULLERS. HORSE POTERS, TRACTION
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CURE 8ICIC HEADACHE.
Forgot a ad Kissed the Queen.
Courtly old Richard Vans, of Phila
delphia, could boast that be had danced
with Queen Victoria, bat there was a
yonng American girl who went even
further, for she kissed the queen. And
It was not mncb of a day for kissing
queens, at that, as tbe Anglo-American
tells the Incident
She was an American debutante.
young and pretty, and in ber confusion
In making the courtesy, she committed
the frightful solecism of kissing ber
majesty. Instantly recognizing tbe
enormity of ber offense, the poor girl
Dearly fainted.
She hurried home In the most dis
tressed state of mind. Tbe American
minister was Immediately summoned.
and was asked by ber parents to pre
sent ber abject apologies through the
proper cbannels.
Simultaneously tbe minister received
note from ber majesty's secretary,
saying that Victoria recognized the
young girl's embarrassment and sent
her an Invitation to a state dinner. Of
course this not only silenced all ad
verse criticism, bnt opened at once to
tbe yonng woman every door of fash
lonable London.
His Egg Busiest.
'I am going into the egg business,"
said one city man to another.
"But chickens are difficult to man
age in any considerable number, I am
told."
"I intend to dispense with chickens
entirely. . ! shall simply raise egg
plants."..:
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BeshieH'. Biul for rHUf.t i.0t trul h- iu uul tr.tt.
fee. Vs.B.H.au.s,i.MiaiStnililaMrlis.ra
Her Day Oat.
Tbe Maid Of course, mem, I'm
awful sorry about your losing your hus
band, and I'd like to make things agree
able to yon, but I see yon bave set the
funeral for Thursday. You'll bave to
change It.
The Mistress Have to change It
Janer
The Maid Tou can't bave forgotten.
mem, tbat It s my day ont Boston
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.'.Jjrievtd Wonua Atwitted.
A woman in Adrian, Mich., who
protested without avail against a
gambling den which got all her hus
band's earnings, set out with a can of
kerosene and burned the place to the
ground. She wss acquitted in court.
Woe-aa Otttha ituSd.
Laxative Brouio4ulnine Taklets cure a eold In
one oar. .poeuie.ao ray. rnre ze seals.
Accurals Description.
"What kind of cover is that on
your umbrella? asked the inquisi
tive friend. ,
"Well," answered the unblushing
person, "judging by the way it came
into my possession and the way It
will probably depart, I should call
it a changeable silk."
Electric Eel's Vlutiru.
At the Zoological Gardens a large
electric eel was swimming In Its Unit
with more activity than usual, wben a
big cockroach fell In the water, and hi
Its efforts to get out made a disturb
ance of the surface, which attracted
the attention of tbe eel. The eel turned
around, swam past It, discharged Its
battery at about eight inches off, and
tbe cockroach Instantly stopped stone
dead. It did not even move Its anten
nae after. The eel then proceeded to
swallow Its victim, and tbe narrator
goes on to point out tbe curious circum
stance, tbat the fish, which weighed
about twelve pounds, should find It
worth while to Are Its heavy artillery at
creature ao mcb and a half Ions.
wben it could easily bave swallowed It
sans facon. Chambers' Journal.
"First State In the Union."
A dapper young negro applied at tbe
Treasury Department for a position
Just as the reporter of tbe Wsshlngton
Star happened along,
De traded far RsllgletM Screaks.
An Austrian officer, the Marches
Tacoli, declined a challenge on ao
count of religions scruples two years
ago. He was not only degraded from
his rank, but has been ordered to
serve out His time as a private in the
rauks.
PeesM by Kktf Jet L
An interesting literary discovery is
reported from Oxford, where a nuin
ber of hitherto unknown poems by
King James I have been found In the
Ilodloiaii library. They are stated
to be undoubtedly genuine and bear
the royal autograph.
Dsma gc-Suit Lawytr't Wealth,
A lawyer named Patterson died a
few days sgo in Brooklyn, leavinst
about $1,000,000, nearly all made by
conducting damage suits in eases of
accidents and personal injuries, the
defendants being chiefly street rail
rood and similar corporations.
Sulllvsa's HMtrumtnli Sets! WcH.
Rutcon of the violins and vlolon-
"What can yon dor asked one of the cellos owned by the lata Hir Arthur
secretaries.
"Anytlilng, sab, anything."
"What State are you from?"
He drew himself up proudly. "I'm
from the first State in the I'nlon, sah."
"New York 7"
"No, sah; Alabama, sah." '
'But Alabama Isn't the first State In
the Union,
Hulhvan were recently sold for II.-
nw. sne greatest nnco realised for
any one of the instruments was IH50.
which was paid for a violoncello hv
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fuecjxi uuarnerius.
Swutmeats for Wives.
At the "stag dinner" of the Fish-
mongers' company in London each
Alphabetically speaking, sah; alpha- "mn BeM casket of sweetmeats to
hetically speaking."
Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnslow's Booth.
Ins Syrup the beet remedy to use lor their
ehUdren daring tbe teething period.
Traveling With Ox Turns. '
A novel vacation trip is being taken
by Banker Jenkins and a party of
eleven friends, from Carrclton, Kan.
They are traveling across the state
of Colorado in an old style prairie
schooner behind relays of oxen spans.
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in time, bT dmwi'Ma. t
A Narrow Kaoape.
"I rather fancy this," said Miss Tour-
tlod," trying on a very girlish hat
"wen, reuiaraea ins milliner, un
carry home to hit wife. And the' out
siae caskets make neat work baskets,
Quakers la Cubs.
One of the curiosities ni Put,, i. .
nvii, i.Hiaianj tu. milliner. un-i. t . . .
guardedly, "tbat would be becoming ?J?T Tn ? which hM beon
T t.i . . ... . erected at Gibara. near Hantlaon
The congregation ol Friends is said to
to young ladles of a certain age."
"And you mean to say my age is un
certain T
"Well, er yes. Until a young worn
an gets to be 24 or 25 ber age Is always
uncertain. That bat's too old for you."
Philadelphia Press.
Russian Railways.
Bmuian railways are tbe most dan
gerous In the world. Thirty persons
In every million passengers are either
killed ar hurt.
number over 200.
Uvs Up Stairs end Bt Healthy,
Scientists have declared that
purest air in cities' is found about 68
feet above the street, ami I..,,,., it i.
oonoluded that the healthiest anart.
ments are those on the third floor.
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