The Oregon mist., June 14, 1901, Image 4

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Difficult Digestion
That it dfprpMa.
It makes lite miserable.
lit utlcrcri Mt not becsass they Sttnf fa,
,-ut sSniply twvauae tbey swtf.
'l iter kuuw Uwjr at li riUbU sad fretful ;
but titer cannot be otherwise.
They complain of bad tut hi tb
nouth, tenderness at Um pit of Um atom
arh, an oiifur fmlirtr, ol puffy fulness,
beadsi-ha, heartburn and what not.
Th Rrtnal remedy, proved by ywrna
twnt cum ot Uxmsanda of min am, la
Hood's Sarsaparllla
" ftiMW Fhas ara tit WtwWui.
Shs Rtcovart. ,
"Mr. Ladd used to worry terribly
when her husband was away on hi
trip, but she's got over it."
"Conquered her nervousness, I sup-
poneT '
"Oh, no; succeeded in making him
have his life insured.
YOU KNOW WHAT TOP AtS TAKINO
It knToetiKOrmI Tastal Chill Tsele.
hreauta tfevforoiuUiaplainly printed oa arary
boui showtna tha
hat it la imply iron and Jo
. ,
Shaw Talk.
Shop talk sometimes penetrates
even to the nursery. A young and
successful srtist was heard to exclaim
with profound conviction, while he
was contemplating his son and heir,
24 hours old:
"There is a great deal of tone about
that baby.
Our new extra heavy focusing cloth
costs no more than others, but lasts
twice as long. Price by mail, 3x3, 50
cents. At all dealers, or kirk, Geary
Co., 330 Sutter St. Pan Francisco.
rtsMsi fse Economy.
Newly wed Since I 'ye been married
my tailor bills are scarcely one
fourth what they used to be.
Quiiier Do you put what you save
in the bank?
Newly wed So; I put it on my
wife. '
I am nre Piao's Cur for Consumption
saved my life three year aro. M a. Tana.
KoBBrsV. Maple street, Korsich, N. Y
Feb. 17, 18C0.
Shirtwaist Jakes Now 0.
"What do you think of shirt waists
for letter carriers?" asked the ob
servant boarder.
"Well, I never regarded shirt
wai-ts as coats of mail," replied the
l epedboarder.
riTC nnmttr ewar"TB animaa
ill sftw mm 1it',ttWTf !f tliH11nM&VTf
Mom. xl!VKBR.etnltuu-iti-aa.
la.VtLfcu. ua-wiatchSuftiliUlshi i
Only Half a Socctss.
"Tour club meeting was a feast of
reason.".
"Yes, altogether; that committee
did not get a bite of anything to
eat."
This aifaatar i oa amy box of tha gaaabM
Laxative Brorno-Quinine rahiat
Faint
Miss Timidity IVe thought it all
over, and I believe it would be wiser
for yon to ask papa for my hand.
Cautious Lover Oh, I'm sure it
would be a most indiscreet thing for
me to do. I think we'd better have
some disinterested third party ap
proach him on the subject.
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Implement Fina
Giving Awsy
Remarkable
The new catalogues for 1901, just of instances as remarkable as the one
issued by Mitchell, Lewis A Staver . related above. No one who is suffer
Co., are very valuable books to the ingcan rightfully nelgect this way
majority ol tne citizens oi tne north-
west. This company's headquarters
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tains branches or sgencies at all prin- j Hams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N.
cipal points throughout Oregon,
wasnington ana jaano. ine im-
plement Catalogue, the Vehicle Book
and the Harness and Bicycle cata
logues, all can be had free by anyone
who will write to the firm or, to any
of its agents. The books not only
show everything up-to-date, but are a
great help to the man who is think-'
ing of making a purchase.
Cfiia
"Con game, eh? That is short for
confidence game, I presume?" i
"No; con game is so called from
Connecticut, where it originated in
Puritan tunes."
A QuurJea af Taste.
Barber Shall I shave you with
scented or unscented soap?
Customer Use scented soap, please.
It tastes nicer.
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The Pane"! Remarks,
colored preacher at the funeral
A
of a brother -.who had fallen from
grace said :
"I hope de good Lawd will bless
da rpminiantiiM r hi family an coil
stituents, but I got my doubts erbout
it, kai Br er Thompson put off re
penunw w ni a.vin nour. '
whether Br'er Thompson is loa or not ;
but 1 knows one thing, en dat is, ef
he is lost, Ididn-loaehiml"
pentance cr uym nour. a uu....
lost,
Autocratic
"Of course I am master of my own
house," said Mr. Meekton, little in
dignantly. "How do you manage it?'
"I tell Henrietta to do just what
she pleases and tie goes ahead and
does it."
What Oar Flag Staada Vmr.
Wtwrar tha American fla is rained In
i token of snvereiautv. it Mann for liberty
j and independence. What the Has is to tl
nation, Hustetier's Stomach Bitters ia l
the individual. It give rou freedom ana
1 ProWctKW from your ailme.it. When
i yoor stomach pets out of order ratlMiiir
drapapata, indntestion and bi hotline, or
; when you ara nervous and unable to deep
j ghould trv it It will strengthen your
J atoniarh. steady your nerve and induce
sound sleep.
Explained,
Mr. Ferguson What a fiery waist
you have on ! What color is it?
Mrs. Ferguson Oxblood.
Mr. Ferguson I begin to under
stand now why you told the dress
maker to put in an additional gore.
ST. VITUS' DANCE
HOW ONE LITTLE SUFFERER WAS
PERMANENTLY CURED.
Ward rGrmtltwd and PralM sVoaa Tae
nia fr th Rmdy that aa
tha Ufa of Their Child.
An tat TVnrte', Jr.' Cify, laa.
Bapid as has been the advance of
medical science along many lines.
it
is only in recent years that a remedy
has been diseoevred for one of the
most dreadful of nervous diseases that
affliced children St. Vitus' dance.
This and other nervous disorders
that cause the pale snd wan faces and
peevish, irritable dispositions of so
many children can now be scien
. tifically treated bv a remedy that
strikes at the root of the disease by
renewing the impoverished blood and
strengthening the nerves.
Words of commendation for this
remedy come from all parts of the
civilized world. - This is the interest
ing story told by Mr. and Mrs. Chris
topher Armstrong, of Jefferson, Okla.
"Our youngest daughter was for
three years afflictetd with St. Vitus,
dance, and we almost despaired of
finding relief in medical treatment.
She was so helpless that she had to be
fed and would fall over at times and
be unable to rise.
e had heard and read a great
deal about Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
for Pale People, and, as a last resort,
deterimned to try them. The effect
was alomst miraculous. From the
first box there was a noticeable im
provement and by the time she had
taken six boxes she was almost well.
. Altogether she took about a dozen
i boxes, and by the time she was 13
years of age, was strong and healthy,
weighing 114 pounds."
CHRISTOPHER ARMSTRONG,
MAKY ARMSTRONG.
Subscribed and sworn to before be.
W. D. Kramer, Notary Public.
The power of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People in the vast num
ber of diseases due to impure blood or
derangements of the
nervous system
I hss been demonstrated in thousands
to restore health. Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills for Pale People are sold by
Y., 60 cents per box, or six boxes for
fz.au.
Aa Accident
Fred I had a fall last night which
rendered me unconscious for several
hours.
Ed You don't mean it I Where
did you fall?
Fred Fell asleep.
Tha BMt Fiwiilpttoa for Malaria
' Chills and Feror la a bottle of Omn'i Tukim
h&$?ttng
: '
An Active Prwshte.
The IndUna preacher who allowed
.. . tn Kut . hi
a id srv aiBjjav ouviuvi uivuiu V ct-l
tie a quarrel, was delighted when bis
boy thrashed the other boy, but when
the licked boy's father licked the
' preacher the good man appealed to
court. Alas for the inconsistencies
, of human nature!
IMLTDV M
DISEASED
COOD
Sbort Storle$
jMtStt-H$ J
. , . f
?rei la the Ureal
,.,,.
l"e"ur,iT, , '
llt.
on of the most
apeaker of New
York: "There was a Utile boy who was
badly puzxled over the theory of evolu
tion. He went to his mother and ask
ed; 'Mamma, am I descended from t
monkey J 'I Uou't know.' she answer
ed; 'I never met any of your father"
people.""
Herbert A. Giles gives the following
example or Chinese humor In hi "His
tory of Chinese Literature": "A man
who had beeu condemned to wear
wooden collar was seen by some of his
friends. 'What have you been dolngf
they asked him. 'to deserve this?" -On,
uotulug,' he replied; 't only picked up
an old piece of rope. 'And you are to
be punished thus severely they said,
for merely picking up an end of ropef
Well, answered the man. the fact I
that there was bullock tied to the
other end.'"
la his biography of Phillips Brooks,
Alexander V. G. Allen of Cambridge
tells of a clergyman who was going
s broad, and talked In Jest of bringing
back a new religion with him. "You
might have some trouble In getting It
through the custom house,' some one
remarked. "No," observed Bishop
Brooks; "we may take It for granted
that a new religion would have no du
lea attached. Another person, for
the sake, no doubt, of argument, once
drew attention to the fact that some
men, calling themselves) atheists, seem
ed to lead moral Uvea, and Brooks
promptly disposed of It. "They have
to," said he; "they have no God to for
give them If they don't"
An old Scotch fanner once went to
have a troublesome tooth extracted.
Said the dentist, after looking at the
offeuding molar: "It Is a very ugly one.
I would advise you to have It out by
the painless system. It Is only shill
ing extra." He showed the fanner the
apparatus for administering gas, re
marking that It would cause blm to
fall asleep for minute, and before he
awoke the tooth would be out. After
a slight resistance the sufferer consent
ed, proceeding to open bis purse. "Oh.
never mind paying just nowT said the
dentist, kindly. "Hoots!" answered the
cantinus old Scot. "A wasn't thinking
o' that; but If A'm ga'en to sleep A'
thocht A' wad like ta count ma siller
fust."
Frederick the Great once bad occa
slon to rebuke his cavalry for shirk
ing their duty. According to "A His
tory of Frederick the Great," he said:
"Gentlemen, I am entirely dissatisfied
with the cavalry; the regiments are
completely out of hand; there Is no ac
curacy, no order; the men ride like
tailors. I beg that this may not occur
again, and that each of you will pay
more attention to his duty. But f know
how things go on. You think I am not
up to your dodges, but I know them all.
and will recapitulate them. When the
season for riding-drill comet on. the
captain sends for the sergeant major,
and says: I have an appointment this
morning at . tell the first lieutenant
to take the rides.' So the servant ma
jor goes to the senior subaltern and
gives him the message, and the latter
says: "What! the captain will lie away?
Then I am off bunting; tell the second
lieutenant to take the men.' And the
second lieutenant, who Is probably still
in bed, says: 'What! both of them
away? Then I will stay where 1 am.
I was op till three this morning at a
dance; tell the cornet I am III, and he
must take the rides.' Finally, the cor
net remarks: 'Look here, sergeant ma
jor, what la the good of my standing
out there In the cold? You know all
about It much better than 1 do, yon
go and take them.' And so It goes, and
what must be the end of It all? What
can I hope to do with such cftvalry be
fore the enemy V
Identifying Uncle Jame.
Uncle Jame. from away out West,
came to town one day recently to visit
hi kinsfolk, who live In 13th stret, just
above Iowa circle. It so happened that
nobody In the family except the second
daughter, Nancy, bad seen Uncle
Jame In year and years, and, as she
was unable to leave ber room, Johnule,
who la 12 years old and a Ingenious a
they make then, was told to go to the
station and meet the gentleman. Uncle
Jame alighted from the train and
walked slowly toward the station en
trance, looking this way and that for
somebody to welcome blm. He had
passed through the gate and was enter
ing the waiting room when Johnnie ran '
np behind him and touched blm on the ,
arm. '
"Lemme carry your traveling bag,
Uncle James?" he said. "I'm Johnny."
Uncle Jame waa delighted.
"Why, how. In the world did you
know me, my boy?" he asked.
"I wasn't sure until I saw your back,"
Johnnie made answer. "Nancy told me
bow you looked, and a soon a I got
behind you I knew it must be you.
Nancy said you was a water-melon-
shaped man with a double chin on the
back of your neck." Washington Post
After Addiaonw
One of the best instance of witty
quotation I recorded by a writer in the
Washington Post:
An old country gentleman,-the late
Sir Rolnald Knfghtley (who was the
living double of Dickens' Sir Leicester
Dedlock), expatiated after dinner on
the glories of bis pedigree.
The company was getting a little
restive under the recitation, when Sir
William Harcourt was beard to say
In an appreciative aside, "This reminds
me of Addison' evening hymn:
And Knlghtley to tbs listening earth
Uepeats the story of his birth.
Woman Trying to B Vanny.
Bhe Weil, I must go and shell the
pea for dinner.
He-Shell the pea?
8heyes Where's the can-opener f
No Wooden Pavement tor Parts.
Wooden pavement In Pari have
been condemned, a they serve aa a
breeding place for all kind of danger-
1
r .
ous germ.
War 0M ti
Life to the most favored la not always
American girl or woman who is obligod
to work for her living, sno, poritapr
to help others at hoina, life ia of tea s
heavy drair in eonseo uaoo or illness
Women who work, sspeoiaiiy thou
who are constantly on their feet, ary
poauH&rly liable to the development
of oncania troubles, and should par
ticularly heed the first manifestations,
such aa backache, pains ia the lower
limbs and lower part vf the atoms h.
Irregular and painful monthly periods.
suss Ella Baamtca, Tt aocaama, Osuo.
faints noa, weakness, loss f appetite
and sleep.
The young lsdy whose portrait we
publish herewith had all these symp
tomv and in addition leueorrhoea.
and was cured by Lydia E. Pinkhuna
Vegetable Compound. First, ahe
wrote a letter to Mrs. Pinkham'e lab
oratory at Lynn, Mass., describing her
trouble, received in reply aoetirate in
struction wh&t to do to get well, and
now wishes her name used to convince
others that they may be cured as aha
waa.
The same helping hand, free ef
charge or obligation, ia extended, to
every ailing woman In America. If
you are sick yon are foolish not to get
this valuable advioe, it costs you noth
ing, and she is sure to help you. Dont
wait until it is too late write to-day.
ffauwylvsnia sad New York.
When the first census was taken in
171H Pennsylvania's population was
94,253 greater than that of New York.
By the census of 19U0 Jcw lork s
population leads that of Pennsylvania
by WO.h'JT.
TO CTBSS A COLD IS OUTS DAT
1 TlltlT Browo Quia IB Tablet. All
SrurgUt refund Diamoaer II It tails to ear.
S. tf.Urov' iolnr lo ch boa. He.
ANardTatk.
Johnny Wise Paw?
Mr. Wise Well, my son.
"Noah had two of every being on
the ark, didn't he?"
"Yes, my son."
"Well, paw, it must have kept him
busy herding the microbes."
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SECURITY.
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CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Th Wrong Adjectivs.
Wife Why don't you smoke those
cigars I gave you at Christmas time,?
I'm sure they re delightful.
Husband My dear, delightful is
not the word.
Mill ef Great Proportions.
Manchester, N. H., is to have what
it is claimed will be the largest shinglo
mill ever erected, it is nearly com
pitted, and is 770 feet long, with
two wings of 330 feet, all of an aver
age width of 100 feet, and five stories
in height, including basement.
Fund for Education ef Boys,
The German emperor ha assigned
the sum of 100,000 marks, collected
by East Prussians at the bicentenary
of the kingdom of Prussia, a a fund
for the education of boy who are no
longer under the care of their parent.
Medical AtLndenc Half Prkt
Doctor I beg your pardon, 10 vis-
its at 2 marks a visit make 20 marks.
and you have given me only 10.
Lady (whose children- he ha at
tended) Bnt children under 10 only
pay nail price anywncre.
Feres ef Habit,
Customer What ' this? Seventy
IF
nve cents lor a two cent stamp?
wny, that is outrageous!
Druggist Beg pardon, sir.
thought you had a prescription for it.
A Kilchca Romance
Lady What do you think, I have
a servant who gets up in the morning
without being called.
Chorus of Voice Impossible!
Lady But it's true, ; she' in love
with the milkman.
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fll I'll".
ITavy saistl aaaa
riRTTrfQl
I vrtiti kitty
Inoppbrtuns,
"I
Just saw young Widow Weeds.
She looked iiist charming in hot
mourning," snid the pretty woman.
"I suppose," remarked hereroehoty
husband, "that you wouldn't mind
tct'.IS a wirlfMV 5imrelf. "
Oh, it's haMul of you to talk
that way, when you know 1 v got
blue silk waist that I haven't worn
yet."
Dsts.
The scientist spoke guardedly as
well became him.
"There is more or leas sickness ' In
St. iouls " he said, "and much of it
is caused bv a bacillus having a mark
ed!y burirois manner; and yet, for all
this, I am not quite convinced that
the Chicago drainage canal affect
the waters of the Mississippi."
The lay mind, however, being
tolerant, could lie lead to but
conclusion from these data.
loss
one
Bey la Orsialaad,
Greenland boys are great egg col
lectors. As soon aa the , gulls ami
other birds that nest in the far north
appear in the spring, the work begins,
No boy who has not practiced a grest
deal at climbing the rough mountain
sides and creeping over the glaciers is
allowed to vent.ire on the perilous
task. But at IS, and even belore,
the Greenland hoy is as strong ol limb
s fearless of heart, and St cool ,ol
head as any steeple climber.
Curious KtrbsrHnn,
The oldest and most curious herb'
arium in the world ia in the Kgpyisn
museum at Cairo. It consists oi
crowns, garlands, wreaths and bou
quots of Dowers, all taken from the
ancient tombs of Kgypt, most of the
example being in excellent condi
tion. Nearly all the flowers have
been identified. They eaiiuot be lee
than 3,000 year old.
Old flora Saul Bex. ;
An old horn snuff box, once be
longing to Sir Francis Urake, possi
bly the one which he used at Ply
mouth Hoe during hi famous game
of bowls, has just been sold for Li HI
In London. 1 he snuff box is
quaint old relic, bearing the coat ol
arm of Sir irancis, with hi name
on the lid.
hw Oil thm OmM.
Laxative Bromojulnln Tbiot out a sold la
so day. Mo our. Mo rr Prl ti otau.
A DMiloa.
Biggs What
do you
call your
twins?
Piggs Henrietta.
Biggs But that's only one name.
UiK8 Ye, we divide it between
them. We call the boy Henri and
the girl Etta. .
You need our new three fold tripod
to complete you outfit. The best ama
teur's tripod made. Price, express pre
pid, $175. At dealers, or K irk, Geary
& Co., 330 gutter St., fan Francisco.
"A Hot literary Dhawr."
A Georgia paper ha an account of
A hot literary dinner, after which
there waa a wrestling match to decide
who was the best literary man in
town. Mart Tompkins th rowed Luke
Landers five times, and was afterward
declared bead writer and literary pres
ident."
Choice Artkl. ,
Inquisitive Neighbor Dear little
thing! How much did she weigh?
Proud Young Mother Sii lxmiids,
I believe. But we don't estimate
babie by weight in this family.
lMnr4ltenarMrtlta 4axa
srlta pmuvdlnf pil brought om y oanpa
sloa lik Slab I waa affilcvad tor tut;
yaar. I raa across your ( ASCaHk TS In lb
town of NU. la.. a4 navar foua aBrtbinr
qul Umss. To-Amf I asa eatttsly Irs Inna
ells aa fwtl lliia s aa aa "
ra. ju aixa, iit job ds. Bioaa vity, is
Wum R, SA.lBMttla PolnL T. aim flAoS.
SOOS, KW !. W . or trip. . . W.
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SsarfSs Sjatar CfcfcM. BiiMKll. Mm rev.
".Tfl Bll Snia ami inisranUNM ky all Sraa-
IN WET WEATHPD
A WISE MAN
WEAK 3
finpn
WATERPROOF
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rULL UNt Of fUWK I5AWHAT
AaJ TOWER CO. RONTON. MA33 a
Springtime Resolution
,? Kocldy- Guro
tan relief from liquor, opium and tobaoeo
habits, Sanil for particulars to
Fsslnt Istflhrfs " WIlllBn..
mwvtwj fw,.Nwf Java., aaas Mioa.
rta'JI'TH PENSION
BICNFOSO. Wklnla. 0. C. thar will r
MtraauHik ramies. B. ftih N, H. Vol.. HttB
nuia orp. rroaasniinf 0iaimaairifis7s.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
Foot of Morrison (treat,
Can giv yon the best bargsln in
Bnggies, Plows, Boiler and Kogines,
Windmills snd Pumps and General
Machinery. See a before buying.
I bast tint to enra Catarrh,
Bronchitis and (ONSiiuiption,
Our ramaity 1 snaraniaad, 1.
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V. is. s:;.!TH
T. V. MI nil
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WslKIf wrltlnar S. adrortlser dImm
saaatiaai ttoia Bapar. " WM
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Jj0 CATHARTIC
IIEOVESGMEVM
Had Headache, Backache and Ser
ious Indigestion Pe-ru-:
na Cured. ; . "
Mis A. Brady, corresponding seoro
Ury Illinois Woman's Alliance, wriu
from 2725 Indiana avenue, Chicago,
ill. i
"Last year from
continued strain
iu literary work I
became very
much exhausted,
my nerves soemed
to give way, and
I had backache,
headache and ser
ious indigestion.
One of my f rieiuls
suggested that I Vls A.Br.iy.
try i'eruiia. It certainly acted like
mai!0 on my system.
"Within 10 day I folt new life and
health given me, snd by taking an
occasional dose off and on when I feel
extra tired, I keep my system in per
fect order," Miss A. Brady.
In view of the great multitude of
women suffering front tome form of
female disease, Dr. Ifartman, the re
nowned itecilit on femalo catarrhal
diseases, will direct the treatment of
as many case as make application to
him during the summer month with
out charge. Address Dr. 8. B. Hart-
man, president of the Hartman fsni
tarium, Columbus, Ohio,
. ,, rrsak and Frt.
"F.xeus me," said the very new
reporter, getting his notebook nd
pencil ready, "what it the ft rat thing
you would if you lisd an income of
50 per minute?"
lak another breath." replied the
leading cititen. "Hay, vend tne a
marked copy of the paner contsinin
thi interview, will you?"
Fta rVej rss.
"Ethel is doing just lovely with her
music," said Maud.
"She doesn't play any better than
he used to," answered Mamie.
"No. But she ha cotten so she
refer to 'rag time' as 'syncopated
time.' "
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JUST ISSUED.
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( E. Watar t. rORTI.ANt), Or.
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Chas. L. Mastick & Co. 78 rdT0ik
cash buyeks-of hides, pews asd tallow.
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THRESHERS, CLOVER KULLERS, HORSK POWERS, TRACTION
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. EDWARD HUGHES, General Agent.
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We have Just Issued an excellent little Cat
alogue on Fence subjects. Full Illustrations;
II the newest Fence Information. A postal
card will bring it to you.
Portland Anchor Fence Co.
743 Nicolai St., Portland, Or.
' ' 'OucrrblRi Oct,
A pupil In the Juvonile deps.rtms.nt
stonished hi teacher recently by de.
scribing a clrolo s "A straight Una
that' crooked all the wny round,"
toe its: ward a too.
Th nador of thl fof will tw i1m u
fmm that liinr I st i .,.! ono,H. aiactZ
iw.mirs lm tufn iil to iie in
H ., and thot lm!rrh, Holl'st stank Cur
t iu only fciMiUi mr tuuii to Ui mwlwi
lrimli. t ir.k ttoUio.iiUuilMiai(iu.
mm, minima a PanniUutluniU trimni
tlAll's ( ftinrrft Vt9 is ikn ituruftltf , at'On
anility wiMtn t!, 1,mI i imimwus surfanM
ol lit syBU'm. tuermhf awatrovtite ig 1011,.
li.m nl li !-.. ami .ul.-, it,.
iinih sr buiiinu tti eonatuut'oa ana
prtouira bar n trtm'h fnUh In its nurariM
twwra, that thi-y c.irr On I luminal n,,i,"
r n man that it falls tostus, auj lm ,J
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liail'a raaiil I'llls ar tha .
Jtslooty
He Rtunnlng hair that girl ovsr
thore ha. 1 should think when she
undoes it, it would fall below hn
wit.:' '
Khe (jcHu Yj rlgbtonto th
floor.
Threw thya! th (
Consllnatlon I tratt y n Intimlual lot, Is
anl lir silmulant, i.iim, fiiu. to
Inn 1 'r.'ta t auJy taibanlv. All rur.
Uta, loo. m, MH
RsirtlUd th Cryneaa,
Mother I wondur h'w thi new
book got In such horrible condi
tion? ' '
Little Max I heard papa' say )
was too dry fur him, so I poured water
on it. ".
Mother win nna sirs, Wlusiow's Booth.
In Mrrup th beat rsinwty to us r Umii
ehildrsn during th tmthing period.
v. Qnlt Uktly. :
Bloomer (to raggint urvliln) Your
parent left you something when they
died, did they not?
Urchin O, yes, sir. '
Bloomer And what did they Icav
you i
Urchin An orphan, sir,
Usplh f Mbsry.
"The saddest, most brishtetl-lif
case I ever knew," suid the ntslnr.
"was that of a man w ho received a
life pas over a new reilorsd. "
"ifow waa that? "asked the colonel.
"Why, that pass was iaaited befum
there ws a rail laid and then th
road was never built. He has felt
swindled ever since. "
ADVANCE THRESHER CO.
Fatory, Baula Craali, VKibfiraa.
Wa iiiwwnl atioir a ent of iha laint o4
nmt (Hipnlar Tnwllun Knalu Imilt.
M ham )nl ihI a mil Hi. of Adnaa
F.H!lla aild BVlMr.l,V. nl A I ttnrwttl ml aJ
!. auil Inrit ont Matuhi in rail aitd Imiiari
ama or writ B tor dra, rlirfita aaialoauaaad
olraulara.
AttTtNCW THUMItKN, CO.. 4
No. SIS Proas "I , rHlaal, Orag-a.
Or eall upon our hum ani.
BUY THE McCORMICK
Th MeCormUk maehlnaaar th sanat Mad
re. Tbr sr ih arid of th ar eanliiryi
hl(h la aararda at lh fans atpaaliloa
Bnllt teal work twat ar bmi. Wlih vry
last thy arov tha bast.
Tat TntMtm fkriwalBBTilwii
St. !.
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Call oa th slant, or aodra for estslognas
A. H:bOYUN, Gea'l Igt.
0TLAD, ONKOOJI
perfsntlon of Wall Master, I th only malarial
wbUib repairlni can b 4on neatly snd to star.
" T0U "sv navar d II sand and fat trial
IU pay you. for Informatlea addraal
THE ADAMANT CO.,
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