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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (May 24, 1901)
test PteStira icr ll'&mcm- " Itmn aarvov. ther 1 not well Inch tn my whel fcaely. X M aa wwli at mr sbaosach, an bar indigestion horribly, Bad palpitation of th heart, tw J I kUl .&' .leak Tlaa fc....ol.e) and backache aearty Willi me, and jw terday I nearly had hysterica t there U a weight la th lowar part of mr bowel bearing aowa all the tint, IM pains la my irroina and thighs ; I oao aot si sea, walk or ait, and I beliere I am' diseased all otct ; no oa aver Buffered aa I do. ThU ia a description of thousands l easaa which coma to Mrs, Pinkhasa'a labwratory for advice An inflame and GOOD Short Storie$ ?M. MM Mas. Job Wtuiaata. alo rated condition of the neck of th womb eaa produce all of then stbip tatns, aad no wan an shoold allow hrif to reach such a perfection ef mtsary whoa there Is absolutely no aoed of It. The aabject of oar por trait ia thia sketch. Mrs. Williams of Eofllahtown, N.J., has bcea entirely cored of snch illness aad misery by Lrala E. Kakhaat a Vegr table Cota peond. X other medicine has such a record .for absolute cures, and no other medi-war- is "lust as rood." Women who' want a cure ahonld Insist upon irettirur Lraia E. Pinkham'a VereUble Com- aoa first. tarn they ask tor it at a store. According to Life, Southern darkey, i wishing tha .inhabitants of the Tillage to know that he and bis venerable part ner had decided to retire from active ; life, astonished them on morning by piscine the following sign above the door of the establishment: "lls am to infohm de public dat me an' Ike am goln' out of hls'nes. Deui dat owes de firm may settle with me: dent dat de Orm ewe may settle with Ike." Dr. Boyd Carpenter, the Bishop of Itipon, England, was called upon to lay the corner stone of a new vicarage a( Wakefield some months ago, and was Invited by the waster of ceremonies (who handed him the trowel and the line and plummet) to "become an opera tive mason for a few momenta. "1 cannot," answered the bishop. "lay claim to the title of an operative tin son, but I am certaln!y a working Car penter.". . ; . . - ? ' : In bis 'anrr.hl..erai.hr; "f'n fi-om Slavery, "Booker T. Wathingtoa tells aa amusing anecdote of an old colored man, who, during the days of slavery. wanted to learn how to play on the I gottar. In his desire to take guitar le .-J aooa, be applied to en of his. young masters to teach ulin; but the young bu, not baring much faith ia the abil ity of the slave to master the guitar at his age, sought to discourage him by telling him: "Vncle Jake. I w'tl give you guitar lessons; but, Jake, I . will have to charge you three dollars for the first lesson, two dollars for the second lesson and one dollar for the third lee son. But I will charge yon only twenty five cents for the last lesson." fncle I Jake answered "All right, boas, I hires yon oa dem terms. Bur. boss! 1 wants yer to be sure an give nte dat las' les- ' r A Cultured Clara. Mrs. Sehoppen- W hat ' the - prlc. f thia ailkt - The SaleegentlemanThe price is 68 cents, madam. - which you must admit is quite decolUHe, , ... Mrs. ScbopjMiu Deiiollele? The Salesgentleman Yes, madam. Cut low. Ettimatet far Artk ExpMitaa, WINS wire BY LONG : distance piiqns. A long distance telephone plsyed a part In the romance of Virginia Gilbert and Harry Wylle. who have been mar ried lis Clayton, Mo. The younf woman was undecided and Harry left for Tex as, but on the way called hi former tlancee to the long-distance phono. vi'm a-oiua- far aw v. Viral, and you , Captain Bernier estimate the cost j will never e me again unless yon say of his proposed Arctic expedition atlT0U wm marry me In the morning." 1130,000. H has applied to the C-! -Com back, aald the gift. 'I '0 padian government for a grant ami i ,ou and gm gja(i ,oa m, np." is aisu npiHii niiwriuu)us in ; vm- principal Canadian cities. Apt Itlwrrttioa. Teacher Of course you undcivland the difference between liking and lov ing? .. ,, ' Pupil e, mise; I like my father "and mother, but I love apple pic, . , , I,, I, ... -1 1 KaalWIta at HaoTalo. . There wilt l exhibits trnm fcUovrtlis Wurld at the rtiin'atn tlx pusithin , which will prove verv imere-tiof i all who my st tend.but no telia the news' I list the faiumik reiiie.lv. Hostetter's tumic h flitters, ltl iitre tiysiteiia. indi)ettoii. emiMtii4ii, bthmiMtsna and uervoitstie. i an Mitterers lnm itte soiiva conuHititA a trial i retxtniineiuled with th swiiranf that w lieu hoe(lr used a cure will I afleitrd. It also hum up th entire sv teiu. Cam (of ThaRkflotss. Tommy What yer so sore about? Jimmy Aw, it's pootv touch on feller ter have tvr wear liU big brtnl der's pants. " " uo oni l er oueiitor lie et:ui ver big brudiler ain't a sister an wore bloomers.' l ,. Tkia atcwstoiw is ea every dm at th iwaaias Laxative uromHJinrune i mm Bjouad wheal they i ix . Duspposnttd ia th . .Alas. Fair Mountain Climber1 Tbeee are th very same picture postal cards we saadown in the village: There real ly was no need of our coming up here. Mothers will find Mrs. Whitlow's Sooth ing $Trup tbe best remedy to as tor their ohiidrsa daring ihe teething period. . Th Maa's Wy. Wlien a man finds a woman for whom be thinks there's nothing good enough he asks her to take him. A folding pocket camera, making 3S' x3jj pictures, for 111. 25. Xo experi ence required to make perfect pictures. Film 60 cents. Send for full descrip tion. Kirk, Geary t Co., 330 Sutter st. a r., Striiuws Hem.' "If you have a prosperous debtor who wouldn't pay vou a cent, would yon do to get even with him?" "I'd "kidnap his cook." s J ; ., - . , Your Guide aad Quard ' Ia th famoos Oregon Blood Purifier, tested and true. Use it bow. letter Very Aavsast. Wife What's funny in that yon are reading? Hwhand It's from Boston. He asks if I don't want to pay that $10 I j owe him. . .. . ... Some time ago a - wen-know n San ranclsco attorney, who prides dimwit npon his handling of Chinese witnesses, was defending a railway damage case. Instead of following the osual que tlons as to name, residence. If the na ture of an oath were understood, etc., he began: "What yoor name?" "Kee Lung." "Yon live San Francisco?" "Yes." "Yon sabbie God?!' "Mr. Attor ney, If you mean 'Do I understand tbe entity of our Creator?" I will simply say that Thursday evening next I shall address the State Ministerial Associa tion on the subject of the 'Divinity of Christ,' and shall be p'ea-ed to have yon attend." Needless to say, a general roar of laughter swept over the court room at this clever sally, and It was some minutes, much to the discomfiture of tbe lawyer for the defense, before order was restored and the examination proceeded npon ordinary lines. . While talking of tbe many notable , , 1 people be baa met during his pngiiistie wnat i .. , . . , f . . 1 1 1 i i . v. A.u. day In New York: ."Once when I was In Sydney, New Soma Wales, I had a suite ef rooms directly over - Sarah Bernhardt J. never met the lady, and I k didn't moch care.' She was Jabbering French all the time, and was rehearsing cbnstastlr In her room. I heard so mncb of It that I pretty near had tbe willies. One night I happened to follow Sarah Into Her Majesty's Theater In Sydney, and I had a good chance to size her np. She was a feather-weight, all Sh Stops. Soulful Youth (at the pii'no Do you sing ror fcver and tor Ever?" Mat ter-of-Fact-Ma idenXo; I stop lor meals. . . f j , . , Make your own photographs. It costs but little, bend for our hand somely illustrated catalog showing all styles o cameras. Kirk, lieary ( o. 330 Sutter, St., San Froncimi, Cal Overheard at a Scotch Moid. Traveler (seating himself at the breakfast table) Well, waiter, what's for breakfast? . ; ? " " Waiter (cheerfully) Cal ves' brains. sir, Irietl liver, deviled kidneys Traveler Oh," hang your " com plaints! Give me the menu ! - A Play aa Words. Tess I see a notice in the paper tf the wedding of Sirs. Aubride. k Jess Yes, I know her very well. "Do you? What. was her maiden name? 1 suppose her maiden aim was to get married." . irigbt, and there was so moch powder TO CUBE A COCD IK OH BAT - S , , . . . , . . . ' . TaksUxatlre Broa.oQ.iain Tsbleu. An b" 1 thought she d made trorjitu rei4 ih money Mil (si la to car, a mistake! She got a look at me, and. j. tf.eroT.'. siraaiore i.oo r, bp. Sic I bad beea so much annoyed She Had TW the Troth. with her Jabbering, I scowled at her- Sue-You said your were going to f! bc!jh' " tb marry an artist, and now tol're en- who B,y fur rounda gaged to a dent ist. :r ,wlU - J ' lo-Well,isntbeari artist? Hefe 1IVfJ draws from real life! . After that shl dmn-t Jabber any more, . . j few she d fonnd out who waa living op- riTt rWmsneMlT Csn. He M. r sinssmiss j Stair." ' flr SrM 4,'. kliM'tttow kern WMBilir. tadfarPBfSi.astn.nMrt..rfhMi. i ' she t ' The Impobte Mas. "My face is tnf fortune, sir," That's very plain," said he. v Th Bst Prwetlptl far at start Chillssnd Fever i a battle of Grore't Tasteless Chill Tea ie. a tastetas foras.- It tssimplf tren snsntnise in a- v ore. j, a nj. "- hEden.'' J -': Evo Just think, I'll be two old tomorrow! Adam Well, my dear,' you look it. Quint Cvstoma ia Shetland. - The only part of the United Kingdom in which tbe old style of reckoning time is adhered to Is the archipelago of Shet land, and there Sunday, Jan. 15, was New Year's Day. But Sunday being with the natives a ' strict dies son for boslness or for pleaa- Fnc 50c, I ore, the next day witnessed tbe high : 4 Jink incident ,ia the occasion.. These , ; incinaea processions or gnisers, or TOW EKOW WHAT TOP Alt TAKING When von tak Crore s Tsstelesi Chill Tosie, beeam tke forwulsls plain ly printed on every battle sbowtn tbsi it Is siaiBlr Iron sod Qa. Bl ia a tasiBtses lona. Ko Cttre, ls Psv. 40c. , Were Not EHkaciew. ' I Mamma Xow ny your nravers. Tommy No; I don't b'lieve it does any good. . , ; Mamm What?, , ,, Tommy Xo;.I'nt jes' gittia' Jig gusted I bin prayin all this time to make little brother Jack a good, boyi ana ne s just ae uau. ana aeibch ver. ' ' His Just Reward. -eTCT ma nave any r iuclt.- .com plained Si . Engrona, "I'm always ieic out iu tne com." "Sever mind," replied Job fcscum- hter, "you .won t. be tn the next world." - mnmrnera, and the drlntlng of various nn,, , strange toasts, such as "Kelt to man ; and death to da grayflsh." and tbe CASTOR I A Jar Iafantf ud Children. - : health of the twelve apostles. - In Shetland tbe remnants of the old ; Norse buignage linger to snch a degree j that tbe dialect is almost a sealed book ! a won fi (sAfamon Tri lost aBa-uutM.. T!SS Kind YeS KaT3 AlwaiS BCUrtt of the great aok whose egg are now I rained at something like 100 guineas Bears the sjf V'. 7" I apiece, was done to death there, but the Signatar of utfvZ J-oUCmM "ttle aok still retains a precarious foot- ' 7, . , i lK on the lonely islet of Foula. He It is my 'aim . in' .life . to do something that will make my. pxmc eternally rememwred. She Is it? Y shot, are you not You are a pretty poor OO0OOfOO6iCiOt a O o a O o a o a o a a a a Tied Up Wbea the asnsclee feel arswa sad tied op ss4 tsc flesB Waatr, ItuU w . Soreness Stiffoess,: from cof4 or over eztrrciac. Tt " t4Mt tMt a ftbort tiatc after St Jacobs Oil Is applied. The car is srossjit sd sare. - . Asuiotse to Obiicev Fompoaa i'Hblisher 4to aspiring nov ice In literature) I bare been reading your manuscript, my dear lady and there Is much in It, I think ahem! very good. But there are parts some what vague. Now yon sbonld always write so that the most Ignorant can un derstand. Youthful Authoress (wishing to show herself most ready to accept advice) Oh," ye. I'm aurtv But, tell me, which are the parts that have given yon trou ble? Punch. Ancient Quarries. The stone for the great wall of the dam across the Nile st Assuan is being obtained from tbe quarries of which the Temples of Phllae are believed to have been built the unhappy Phllae which, when the dam I completed, will be submerged and partly disappear from sight for tbe first time in It 3.000 years of existence, Tbe granite blocks eitnat are oeing quarried for this, the O ' first great engineering achievement of 0 j the twentieth century, bear the marks : of wedges nsed thirty centuries ago. i 0 Inevitable Ignorance. ' 0 1 Madge She ia singularly deficient in j the subject of history. . s ( Marjorie What else could von ei- O pect, when she spends aU ber time 0 j reading tbe popular historic novels?- Judge. v 9fmmmtttOumphmn1 tmtm Off thm atsWsi. taxatlv Bronto-Qulnine Tablets ear cold ia Dssjaay. no curs, no rsj. rnce osnta. Fewer Soothera Tensat farmers. The old fashioned "plantations" in the South have about passed into his tory. The average size of farm has been greatly reduced and the number of farmers who own the farms they culivate baa wonderfully increased. '.- Aa Ajtral Skeptic - - "What do you tunic of tueee peo ple wbo claim to remember their pre vious reincarnations?' - ; -, 'I think they were once goese, and haven't gc over it,' , , . Oan Step Tcsicsa hsmi It Injore Mrvsa system to do so. BACO CI'KO is tha oslr core that rrmllr ootm ao4 Botltes fou srbea stop. Hold with a ftisrsnie that three boxes will car anv cue. r T r , I B iSTeeeisnie aoa ssrinieHS. it as .rV1 -I." aarsd tasvssnds. It willrorsTo. At aii dfue'au or be mstl prepsid, $1 a bos; I bores Wl. Booklet 1m. Writ Kvsaaa CaasueaL C., La Cress, Wis. - .. I'tfiY iET SOAKED J WKeM ' -a-rrwra. oooaoooooooeo k. r. M. B. Mm. ii-ieei. YeJ BN srrtUac aawttssn adasM 1 1 aseaiUeas tatl asps. When there 1 no danger near, moral courage Is often tbe rankest kind of false pretense.,...' . ,.; 7k r fsn A: mm a' ""V. Mf rii OIlaCD " ' unnmnm w-'jafirifrATjatt , ; "..:"AV , f 7r The romance began In Pallas, Texas, when Miss Gilbert waa still tn abort dresses. Wylle fell tn love with ber and proposed.' Th wedding day was set, but was put off from time to titn by Miss Gilbert on th plea that ah waa too young to marry. Once the Invi tation were out. and again a postpone ment occurred. This time the engage ment was broken, and th young wom an came to St. Louis. Wylle followed aad begged her to keep her promise. Failing ia this, be started back to Texas.' -. TWO MEETINGS WITH GARFIELD. Clara Morris Relate an Incident that Occurred at a Washington IManr, , In the Woman' Horn Companion Clara Morris baa clever article In which she describe two meeting with James A. Garfield. Tbe first waa Id a country lane near Aurora, where b saw and talked with th future states man, who was then taking load of wood to market Years afterward: ab met him In Washington, and remem bered him; but while feeling that be had seen her before be could not recall where. Of that second meeting she ys: "Then there came an evening when. at a dinner given by Mrs. Piatt, I found myself sitting exactly opposite Mr. Garfield. The company waa not Urge one, but It boasted some famous name and at least one brilliant beauty. Con versation was brilliant and laughter was light. Turning my glance a mo ment from the Southern Senator at my Ide, I looked full Into tbe fixed, wide bine eye of Mr. Garfield. lie waa lean ing forward; one hand tightly clenched lay on tbe table. From hla strained. far-away look I knew be wa trying to recall our first meeting, and as I. gased Into hi eye tbe buss ef . talk and Innghter turned Into a murmur of wind through tall, leafless tree. I saw a pale winter sunshine falling aero mow -patched fields. Leaning a little toward him. in a very low hut distinct tone I said, tier! Uee haw." A flash like bine liglitning snapped Into his eye, and a I mliW. ! Frreniau at homer be gave a cry. almost a shout exi-lalfniug with enthusiasm, Tv foiimj yon! I've found yon at last, and yon're silting on top of the fence in red calico dress, with a book In yonr npP Then In the midst of the rorumo- ion be luid raised be threw bla arm nbont Mr, Piatt, crying, 'Ah, yon thought I was meet for an asylum. yon know you did! But I've found her out at lift, so yon see I'm not half aa raiy as yon believed I waT 'Question rained upon him, and much laughter followed hi story of that far-away meeting on the country road; one grav old man questioned at earnestly In the drawing-room aa to what wa In the mind of each at tbe time t spoke. I was not moch surprised to hear Mr. f.'arflcld say that In bis backward search for a clue to the tormenting half-memory he bad got a far a Cleveland, had failed to find me In that Ity. and at the moment I spoke wa hopelessly trying Aurora and th conn- try around there." WEARY WOMEN Thrcuhcat tha Land 'Kant Are i fl..le n..f ! Beellew ttlWIIIIQ VtWl IIK' HVWMIW . ''.-and Wearing Them , v selves Out JPi W AfodHl srwr, aWfWt. Tbero are many women all over tlie land who are earn iujf. a living by the use of the needle. Confinement in close room and th trying nature of their work often cause them to grow pale and wan and to experjeno a fill ing of constant weariness. Thi goes on, sometimes, until uatiire rebels and health f reaks down. There i one wav ami oulv one way to rwtore tit imoared vitality, and that is to strengthen the worn out nerve aim build tin and nourish the impoverish ed blood. If the blood is kept healthy and rich and the nerve strong, new life and energy will oon bo felt. This wa the experience ofMr. Addic 11. Holt, a drcssmakor, of fio. u Bridge street, Augusta, Me. tjlic ay: . ,- "About five year ago I began to experience a woru out feeling. Borne times I won hi lio in tied for a day or so, but my dressmaking work obligetl lue to keep up, even when I did 'not feel able to bo about. I aufleml from female troubles and last spring I had rheumatism in my left arm and also a pain in my left side in th region of my heart. ""In August a friend recommended Dr. Williams' Fink Pill for Pale 1'co- Jile and I began taking them imme liatoly. I commenced to improve in about two weeks and in three months my weight increased from 121 to 133 pounds. Since taking the pill I have had no return of the pain in my arm nor near my heart. "I am still taking fink rills for Pale People and I am gladly recom mending them to all who say that anything ails them. " Higncd, ADDIE R. HOLT. Subscribed and sworn to before me thia 4th day of February. 1901. Fremont J. C, Little, Seal Notary Public, Pr. Williams" Fink PUla for Pale People are sold by all dealers, or will te arm postpaid on re point of price, 50 cents a box-, or six boxes for 12.60 (they are never sold in bulk or by the hundred), by adtiretwtng Dr. Wil liams Medicine Co., Schenectady, K.Y. Neighborly. -Husband Isn't it about time Mrs. Borrore was returning our calif 1 Wife Yea, but if the docs return H it will be more than she doe with the other thing she get from u. Machinery, Implements Farm Supplies, Etc, r.WJ'.'-'M!!"fiLlK'V!'f fsfrSK Mitchell Bicycles $25 $30 $35 $40 OXFORD, DEEEN)ER nd DUNLOP TIRES Boates Blest Itlaifc full Lin at tuadrl. A(nu Wants. Ba4 lor Cslaluu, Kltchell, lewis 5 Stavsr Co rlrst tad Tsrlor 1 rUKTI.AKD, OB, AD'ffiXE THRESHER CO rsolurr, BatiM Crtsk, Nici,t T . to 'V.aM? f 4 BUY TKE KcCORKICX EOWERS Tha hert hnp. of wmprlltlos la t wake mavhiuM "jiwl a mhI as Hvt-unaii't." riltr out st eterr hundred mowers said around Us world bear lbs name aK' waatcS. Hl( rear. Mew reur. I litle er. Vexlesl Lift, W present tmrt a eut l tha ),.-,. ,. aiu.1 ovular Tt. tl.ni tnali a U.ilU 1 " Jtwt eueid a I. ill ll, i .j , rnsiii'S an,l "..(.. .iui. ol aiff,,i al and Invue ixir (ilii,l. i.M.,n and Uo AttVtMCM TMHKln e Km. 91 rront St r.r.l,,, 0 ,,'. ww " " ava(Vl B'llf,( MILWAUKCC' t'UAIM Ilkn'K. l.ti.HT PRrf roOT I.IKT. FVia' victor Call th steal r address A. M. B0YLAN, Portland, Oregon, Fst Calalufu and Bclsst, STEEL RAKLS Willi RtMt Wheals, as,la Imp ih, 'W lid aud Wuulli Meat " , J. A. I Rtr.MAN, Oeneral Arret, III Ik Water II. runt LANo, , OBBspMa Bisek af 1 WALTKH A. WOOD KXTRtt. ; "ADAMANT" The nerfecUon of Walt Flt, Htvt yoo titn and money. InvesUgat. LAND PLASTER. Us oor Land l'latr and Increaa yoor erop. TsailcK. niala, circular and espert information on appiitaliou. Offko and Factory! foot of Fourttwnln Street, Portland, Ortroa. Agent vanted verytriiern. f HAT K5XT1 IE!E T38 KSI II? lt o know at once and on receipt of so cent yon will recelv a very hand some broorh pin with birth (tone set tin, all th rare NORTH PACIFIC MAIL ORDKK DEPARTMENT, Port land, Oregon. P.O. Box 140. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, ' foot ot Morrison Street. Can glv yon th best bargain in Baggies, Plow. Boiler and Engines, Win lmills and Pumps and General Machinery. See ot before baying. I riQH THonttotritT(irttt.r LtBlllI AMIMI1HKMS WITHOUT Ntll. KIN. You ten l s tell Ton Bow. Head allrraalorlrselllfurmsilon. Sunkana luallluia ol p. ehulur, TW .pr.us a.,puksus, Wsafc NEW LIFE TO OLD FENCES! Lr.ur"Wo Anchor Clamps and Uprights. Ts Olb Pasca, Ta Asyaot rows. iiils IMS Oreat CeatelBatloa el Stiesith sad tsaaty "Tea Tra Taat lixrsv r See Our Anchor Clamp Ts woatd be urtUed II Joa kaesr BewllHlelt senid ml ?e m r)t up Ibatnld laur. Hetier aesd Isr aeree Anrker l'lare-a n. I uihta, as psirelaur Mnrhera.ss4 aaesefewr s a srtn leur lowK lite a Basr one, AMCHOA rKNCK Inots so sire sad Is aa atrens tiat larmai semeiiaies (hint that ft a.utl U biR priced, it ttoeacb. 1 Cusr Btroaa Vstm. lii-J Cattle, Sheen and lUig Tljht. h jussanur sustain FARM, RAILROAD AND LAWN FENCE. The Portland Anchor Fence Co. 74 Nkolal St., PORTLAND, Oregon. Writ lor Prices and Caialsajna. Acsat Wauled tn Kerr TeB. The Dead Seat litrrel. A marked rise In the level of th Dead Bea has been noted. The ruin. El Bahr, that stood like an island near the River Jordan, la now completely nnder water, broad lagoon has formed on the north side of the Jordan delta. The water doe not sink In lummer and ft I surmised that th whole bottom ot the Dead Sea ha been raised by vol canlc action. Is beat time to ear Catarrh. Rrmrbltla sad Coaansaptian. Oar Maude ia (narsatsed, 11. r. v. sms S I i V. I. SSSITI 1 CO., Bstfalo, L T. 7 j Front Street. Cor. 01 Portland. Ore too. Chas. L. Mastick & Co. CASH BUYERS OP WDEH. PELTS AND TALLOW. ConalgnmsnU aolkiled. Pay blghest market rtfa. PflOMPT BKTCEXSL Dealer in leather and linding. Bfs to Well, largo Co. Bank. Portland, Oregon. '. j i ' ' i ... ... ".'-a A Clean City. Sydney, Australia, Is aald to be one of tbe cleanest cities In th world. If not the cleanest. The streets are thor oughly cleaned every night and any one throwing refuse or waste material of any sort on the streets I arreited and fined. All the kitchen In the larger residence are on the top floor and all the clothea are dried on tbe roof. "o yon're the sheriff now, Bllir That' what I am." "And yon're going to take m In, are you? The best friend yon ever had? Well, I suppose this I where friend ship cease." Either that or where , friendship selaes." Youkers Statesman. ' mill? lifi! Ksh Man, No, I don't like Mr. Thirdly," aald Mr. Kllduff, emphatically. "What' be done?" aaked Mrs. Ten spot ... "Well, be asked all the ladle In th congregation to re mot their hat. -And it was Easter Sunday, mind you." The Absent Friend, "How well Mrs.'GIIIwazzle holds ber age!"- "Isn't It wonderful? Too would not think be waa a day over 30 If she didn't try to act as If he were 20!" Indlsuiipoll rress. APPENDIC TT fTTi TT (C "V wst eUL Wassey N .... (tinwi 7 that dreadful fiend that threatens the life of rich and poor, can attack and kill only those whose bowels arc not kept thoroughly cleaned out, purified and disinfected the year round. One whose liver is dead, whose bowels and stomach are full of half decayed food, whose whole body is unclean -inside, is a quick and ready victim of appendicitis. If you want to be safe against the scourge, keep in good health all the time, KEEP CLEAN INS1DE1 Use the only tonic laxative, that will make your bowels strong and . healthy, , and keep them pure and clean, pro tected against appendicitis and ALL EPIDEMIC DISEASES. It's CAS CARETS, that will keep and save you. Take then regularly and you will find that all diseases are absolutely 25c 50cT '$ ff PREVENTED BY LIVER TONIC AXL DRUGGISTS. NEVER SOLD IN BULK. nunc ro..trtt.:v e treubis, saAaw e7aT,l..s n vniir bowels i.n ( steh. Censtlpatlou kills mors nisi allmenia aul ten yea re ," salslulsau. ttt larif ,aa ar e (ettiai J-eor'. tatan all eth awraer ler tn rkn thai lraorr.om.la rl.ht. t .. 1 . aelii. Illliai'il eraai slarf . f I. Kr or ioni, reAiuUiZ " ""i'iu a.r- GUARANTEED mm rl2a7ila L" 1 ". S-. ?a'P A ... II .el'i a w eeaea " l kla t, ebtte reej v a i ;.a tn sees er . ... . .. .mUMia .Vi!"'' M"li, lel..a, "S If " ft? I eaa w h, r I m aaa . kZ. 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