The Oregon mist., January 25, 1901, Image 4

In the brins.
$ eroutnri, onrcfrMlihif lep, i etpon.
eVrrcv.
I 1 time eon nrert dolnf someth'nr
11M tKWit warn anciemiv caiied tin
teWSlll Volir OM irWT ar bfJWltHT MM
rviri and lnvif too into rtnuut tn.utws.
1 noueniio of testimonials prove iui
th moU' di'rwt. hfiiMirui .ffeet i the
k.Jiwia. It contains tha bent and safest
subsum- lot twrnttliiig and ioiiUi( lb
Tft 'thoroachlr cleanses the Mood and
StreniUie n ail tb bodily f unite as.
'.- Twe Coed lava. ..:.'"
Ta Denmark tha farm era are com
M! led bv la a- to destroy ail weed on
their premiaea, and In francos tanner
bit prosecute nia neniouor iot mw
age il tha neighbor allows wceda to go
to aeea. i .
dollar ia thia eoaatry U lawi pte-
vailed which preventaa larmera n
freeing waeda to and on tbetr own a
wall aa outer terms.
riOIOTK COOD diobstiox.
JarSel Tee la the b! aey
fnt SI draiaenM of mbcb,
Ifrer, atdacr an baaela: it
Cum Ctmlt 1'aastlae.ltea).
What CMsttutta th bwulL
"Wbat did yoa rtrika thia nan for?"
asked tb magistrate.
"Ha culled ma "Reuben, " answered
the tboci beaded individual whom
tlia police, bad brought in.
"What ia your name, anyhow?"
"Reubrn, your honor bo I be didn't
knowit."
The BtMt r-VMCrtptlM tor Bfatkrtai
Chili and Fever ia a bottle uf Grove.
Tasteless Chill Tonic It is simply
fcroa and ooinina ia a tasteless ioraa
Ko Coxa. No Pay. Price C&x
New ABtlBarjlar Doe
To fatten a key in a lock so it can
not ha turned from the ootaid a new
sentchaoa plate baa a hinged member
n on side, which swing to the cen
ter of the plate, a slot ia tbe end
engaging the fiat portion of the key to
kick it.
iiniH ciwot cm am
By local application, aa they raanot taaek DM
Smurf nrli-n ni ihn mi Tkera iaoa y oo
r to cur dratacs. aoa that la br eauiita
daaal remedm. IMaiima t caused Vr aa ta
(! enadittoa at ta bdomj lintaaof uia
Cuatarkiaa To toe- Wke Una tab cea ta-
m oaaaveaniiatifacaoeal or iaa
fmawwi,u4 abea It is eatiratr eieaea
Wiueu hi lboraalt,aailnBteltefnaaa9aa
lioa raa b taken am ana inn laoe res-ra w
tu murmm reaxtitioa, toaarlfif win aeaerarva
iaTt;BiaacaM out tea aracauaadbe
aaiarrh. aklck to Boibinr but an taauaad
aotxtl'.mnol tka ameunaaurtacea.
aiUia Ot iiuBdred Dollar for aav
eaaaol PeaiBMl'ratiacel bv ratarrk) mat
at b emred by BaU'a Catarrk Car, kaa
nlnliaL
t. J. CHK5ET A CO, Tslsde, O
BI by Droaf wta, Jse
kMit.fajaiif PUlaaiaUMfcaat,
NawtJ Use far Tdcnhoaci.
According to Paris Figaro, one of the
Boat frequent asea to which tbe tele
phone ia put by French country nb
scriber is that of an alarm to wake
them is tbe morning. Those wbo wish
to be aroused at given, boor have
only to advise the telephone adminis
tration the night before of tbe hour at
which they aiefa to be rung op.
Stofta the Cough ainl
Work Off the God.
Laxative Bro-no-Qninina Tablets
a cold in one day. Ko care, 'o Pay.
rnee 25 eeate.
A Queer Fob.
There is a quaint little fish which
fcauata tbe a red tract of tbe golf
stream, nd there butld nest and lay
it egg like a bird rather than a fiah.
Thia animal the antennariu imi
tate in color the weed it lives in, and.
bke the chameleon, constantly change
it color.
. Motors School. -
' Rotrf s School (tot born). Men la Park, CaJ,
has wore stodetits and l la better eooditioa
u aa ever. Kprinx term begins January 7tk,
mi. set. lor cauuueao. is u. nuiu, ra.
maciaai.
RUck Dunxmds Vsloafclc
' Black diamonds are comparatively
rare and eoireppundingly high priced
Tbsy are three or four times as hard as
the white ones and fire cannot harm
them, however great tbe beat, but if
frop of water should touch them while
bested they will explode, and leave
nothing but a little heap of sand in
their place.
Sufferer from this horrible malady
early always inherit it not necessarily
bom the parents, bat may be from some
Ikjmote ancestor, for Cancer often ran
through several generations. Thia deadly
poison may lay dormant ia the blood for
years, or until votx reach middle life, then
- the first little sore or nicer makes it ap
pearanceor a swollen gland in the
breast, or some other part of the body,
fives the first warning.
To cure Cancer thoroughly aad perms
ently all the poisonous virus must be
stimulated from the blood every vestage
af it driven out. Thia S. 8. 8. does, and
m the only medicine that can reach deep
seated, obstinate blood troubles like taia.
When all the poison has been forced out
of the system the Cancer heals, and the
iiiease never returns.
Cancer be (fin of ten in a small way, as the
following le'ter from Mrs. Shirerabowa:
A small pftapla eaait oa an? lair aboot aa imrb
below tha esron the left sloa of aqriaoa, Itgasa
sscBopamer mmnes.
alec. ss4 1 should have
Ssrrottro shout k aad it
awtbccaa to in ssme aad
lick; it wovia bleed a
Mule, then scab over, but
veoskl v keaL This
eoattaaeti I torn tlaae,
r.kea my Jew begsa to
ewelt. becoming very
BainiaL Tke Csnoer bo.
Sn to est and spread,
til it was as large as a
half dollar.when (beard
III S. J a-ermls.
ad to sir h a (sir trlet, .fft..
Sod u wss lemsrktbl ' t. .
tt kad from tne ver
ere berinnlns-ftho one
alaadaftertakfnsa tew brittles ftiMni-iml
Mini. Tbiswasnroyesrssfc; tkciesrestill
ao signs of tha Caoeer, and air (sacral keallk
Mtttwea ooL--Maa. B. Sanaa, t Plata, Mo.
f. f ia the greatest o7 all
I V v V blo purifiers, and the
only one guaranteed
lSiiSJaSJl',W'yTeirt"le en'
Kaf ajEj q,. ouf fj-tfl book t
Cancer, containing valuable and interest
im information about thia disease, and
write our physicians about your case. We
make no charge for medical advice.
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The Arrbbisbop of Dublin recently
performed a marriage I" th
wealthy Irish distiller, iuw ui
breakfast tbe distiller thanked lb
Arcblilxbop cffmdvely for bta hre of
the prot-ecdinga, aud said to blui as be
took leave, Tbe lwxl be with yon.'
"Aud with thy spirit," reported to
have been tbe rej iluder.
Oscar Wilde's last bequest was cbar-
r arterlKtic of hla geuluk for Inversion.
When told that be most undergo an
I tioa- be MkJ at Brst that be could
not afford the fee. Tbe polut wast
U, , ltjie s,-reBCB sargwm. "Very
weli - tUe mtie0l. with a flash
. . .pin, -j
mBMf aim !,.,,,. m, ,,-,.'
-British Maaeuin Newton. tbe
arcbaeolofrtat, wa a capital atory
teller.- aara A. J. C. Hare. In hla
Story of My Ufa." He waa once at a
'plrlt ualistic aeaiice. where an old
cockney waa luforaied that the ap'rit
nanlfeKted waa hi deceased wife.
whereupon tbe following dialogue took
place: "la that yon, "Arriet!" "Yea, It
l me." 'Are you 'appy. 'Arrletr
-Tee; Terr appy." "'Appier than yoa
wa with me. 'Arrletr" "lea, niorh
appier." "Where are you. Arrletr
In IL"
On one orcaakm, dorlna; a visit to
America, Michael Cunn. wbo aaalated
Gilbert and Sullivan In bringing out
many of their opera, wa trying the
voice of some candidate) for tbe
choma. One of tbein ac In a aort
of affected Italian broken-Kngtisb. The
stage manager lutiTmptcd- "Look
here," be aaid, "that accent won't do
for aallora or ptratea. Give na a little
leaa Mediterranean, and a little more
WbltechapeL" Here Uunn turned and
aald. "Of what nationality are yoa?
Yoa don't aonnd Italian." Tbe other
suddenly dropped hi Italian accent.
and in Irish said, "Share, Mr. Gunn,
I'm from tbe same country aa your
self.
Boliert Barr relates that once, speak
Ing with Bret Harte, he upheld tbe
rigid life Henry Tboreaa bad led at
Walden Pood, as compared with the
luxurious surroundings of many mod
era authors. Barr advocated a return
to the simpler habits of our ancestor.
Yea, Harte replied, "living on parch
ed pea sounds very One In a book.
When I visited Emerson I waa aston
isbed to find bow close Walden Pond
was to tbe Emerson homestead, and I
commented on ibis. I bad Imagined
that the pond was away out In tbe
wilderness, miles from any human hab
itation. Before Enutson could reply.
Mrs. Emerson spoke up In tbe tone of
a woman exposing a buiubng: Oh. yea.
Henry took good care not to get out of
bearing of our dinner horn.' "
An anecdote of Gladstoce is set down
by Sir Wetnyss Beld in tbe new Anglo-
Saxon. Beid tells bow, on one occa-
ion, ten year ago. be sat opposite Mr.
Gladstone at dinner, and noticed that
the side of his face was . severely
bruised and eut The explanation was
interesting. Mr. Gladstone bad been
to call, a few evenings before, opon
Lord Granville, wbo waa then very UL
In returning be took a snort cot
through some of tbe alley of Mayfair,
and in passing along ooe narrow street
be slipped off tbe pavement and. losing
bis balance, fell at full length upon the
road. "I lay there stunned for a min
ute at least," be added. In hi deep.
sonorous voice, "and though a . great
many people passed no one came to my
assistance or took the slightest notice
of me. I suppose they thought I waa
drunk.'
SLOW OF ATTAINMENT.
The Par alt of Fa use I a Lone, Tedi
ous Cbaac,
Fame is a thing, frequently, of slow
achievement Tbe excellence of
actor must be repeatedly declared and
most positively asserted before tbe
public In general can be brought to
consider him seriously, no matter bow
seriously be may take himself; and,
though be may bare come to some
thing of a safe place In the esteem of a
few, the wavering majority are so re
luctantly brought to the door of tbe
theater that, like Irving or Jefferson,
tbe player's balr may have grown gray
before the skeptical nobodies deign to
bestow upon him their begrudged ap
probation.
Cibber, yon know, pronounced Gar
rick "well enough." and Foote rounded
out thing with tbe malicious remark
that tbe "bound" bad something In
him, "but If bis excellence," be as ex
pressed It, "was to be examined, he
would not be found In any part equal
to Colley Cibber Sir John Brute, Lard
Fopplngton, Sir Courtly Nice or Justice
Shallow.; This waa when Garrick
ws a young, and, according to Pond's
portrait, a very bandsome fellow, hi
year not more than 25, and bl beauty
such a to have attracted tbe envy of
tbe idols of tbe town. Foote' compari
son wa made, not out of any Justice to
Cibber, whom be did not like, but sim
ply through ill-will to Garrick, whose
rising influence be feared.
Boscius, it 1 said, bad a squ'nt in bl
eye, and Churchill, with ethers, found
fault with Garrick' littleness of person.
and laughed at hla air and ridiculed
his pretentions. Qulnn was a better
Falstaff than Garrick was a Lear, said
this determined detractor, and "old
Johnson" far more natural in every
thing he attempted. 8o, to follow Hor
ace s description, Mr. Porter sur
passed blm in passionate tragedy, Cib
ber and O'Brien were beyond bl reach
as coxcombs and men of fashion, Mrs.
Cllve more perfect In low comedy, and
yet Banger, he admitted, waa tbe part
that lulled Garrick better than any
thing he bad ever performed. He waa.
If Walpole I to be believed, a poor Lo
thario, a ridiculous Othello, Inferior to
Qulnn In Sir John Brute and Macbeth
and to Cibber In Baye, and a woeful
Lord Hastings and Lord Townley. The
town, according to this distinguished
critic, did not like blm In "Hotspur."
and yet he aald, "I don't know If be did
not succeed In It beyond all tbe rest."
- "I saw 'King Lear' tbe last time be
played It," continue Sir Horace,
and
as I told htm, I waa more stocked it
the rest of tbe company than pleased
with him." . "4 , ... k y .
Despite hit squint, however. Cicero
studied oratory with Roactus, and
Churchill waa finally brought to declare::
"Hence to thy praiaas, Garrick. I agree,
And, pieaard with nature, wuat be
pWd with thee." .
GOT RID OF THE TARANTULA. .
ItueaHeMXnrTMk tb Bt Meaaa
W LHaaKMta of It.
A young man wearing a seersucker
coat and with big beeda of perapi ration
on hla face came into the autnkiitg car
of an Erie railway train as It wa get
ting along toward the meadow uf ur
an;e County tbe other day. Me was
an cxrea mesMettger. .
"I've bagged something," he exclaim
ed. "Can aayoue tell me wbat kind of
a pup It lr
A big man, with long whisker and
hair and cowboy" bat, wbo was
smoking strung plug tobacco la a clay
pipe, said:
"Lemme eee It."
The young man held tbe dinner buck
et at arm's length and raised (be lid.
The bic man looked Into the bucket.
"A t'rantuly, by cedarr be said, and
took the bucket from tbe young man.
"A t'rantuly, as sure aa guasT' be
couiiumd. "A rltlsen of Bennody. thia
cbap l. And a beauty, too!"
Tbe big fat man got out of hi seat
and passed the dinner pall arottud
among the passengers. It waa nearly
half full of something that eetued to
be all hair and claws and eyM. Xo one
seemed pleased with the sight except
tbe big man. It was a tarantula sure
enough.
A unanlmona request wa made by
the rest of the passengers that tbe bid
eo') spider be pitched out of the win
dow. But the big man gated at the
deadly thing with undisturbed Interest.
Where did yon run ag'ln blmT" he
asked the express messenger.
"Came out of a bunch e bananas tu
my ear," replied tbe young man. "I
erne red him and be Jumped Into my
dinner bucket and I abut him In. What
la be good fori"
He's 11 rat-class benefactor of tbe
coroner when be' to home," aald the
big man. "If there' any feller cltixen
of your'a that you'd like to see have a
funeral at hi house. Just take title
stowaway from Bermuda home with
yoa and turn him in your fellow citl-
xen's garden. If your feller cltiaea fools
around much" in bl garden you'll see
crape on hi door in leea than two day
l lie t rantuly is piten for keeps to
them as hain't vaccinated for t'ranti;
lie. If I waa you, young man, I'd take
this cbap and let your locomotive run
over him. A good, strong locomotive
ia about tbe only thing that kin tackle
one o these charts and make a sucres
of It"
The bag man handed the dinner bnrk
et to Its owner, wbo took it and carried
It away. When the train left tbe next
station be came la and aald that the
train had met the tarantula, and that
twenty feet of grease apot and a pint
or so of legs and hair had indicated that
the locomotive bad won. Xew York
Times,
Her Antelope.
Stalking antelope among tbe Rockies
may have Its humorous a well aa its
thrilling aide. 8a y Mrs. Seton-Tbomp-
soo. In "A Woman Tenderfoots
We tied oar horses on a dlxxy height.
and stole. Mm rod with a carbine. I
with a rifle, along a treacherous, shaly
bank which ended twenty feet below
In tbe steep, rocky bluff that formed
tbe face of tbe cliff. -
A misstep would have sent na flying,
bat I did not think of that. My only
care waa to avoid atartltng tbe aby.
fleet-footed creatures we pursued. I
hardly dared to breathe. Every muscle
and nerve was strained with long sus
pense. '
Suddenly I clotebed XlmroiTs arm,
and pointed at an oblong, tan-colored
balk fifty yards above as on tbe moun
tain, j
"Antelope! Lying downT I wbls- j
percd. j
XI m rod nodded, and motioned me to ;
go ahead. I crawled nearer. Inch by
Inch, my gaxe riveted. It did not move.
I grew more elated. It was not so hard S
to approach an antelope, after all. I
felt astonishingly pleased at my per- !
forma nee. Then, rattle: crash! and it :
stone went bounding down. I raised
my rifle to get a shot before the swift ,
animal should go flying away. j
It waa strangely stilL I stole a little
nearer, and then tamed and went 'gen-
tly back to Kimrod. He was convulsed !
with silent laughter. My elaborate;
stalk bad been made on a nice buff '
stone. .
Calcalatos- with Two Brains.
A man with two brains Is surely s :
novelty, yet Dr. Charcot, tbe Preach1
specialist. Inclines to tbe Ides that '
Mandl, tbe lightning calculator and bu-!
man phonograph. Is so blessed. This'
phenomenon made his first appearance
at the Paris hippodrome, and be is
certainly a new attraction to the al
ready big list of 'stars" at that house.
Hla memory for figures Is mainly audi
tive. One of bis feats Is tbe dddltion
of six lines of six figures, a multiplica
tion of six figures by six figures, tbe
division of tlx figures by fire figures
and the extraction of tbe square and
cube roots of Ore figures all at once.
Cnriows Hawaiian Cave.
A cartons cave has been discovered
two miles from Hilo, Hawaii, Tbe
cave runs toward the mountain In tbe
form of a tunnel. Down tbe middle of
tbe cave is a ditch that looks like the
bed of an ancient stream. This chan
nel Is sbout three feet deep snd four
feet wide, with .evenly worn sides,
forming two benches. On one of these
benches wss found the skeleton of a
woman. In sitting posture.
Least ot Bega;ars.
A beggars' league In 8L Petersburg
mutilates children and cripples them
to arouse sympathy from tbe benev
olent when tbey are sent to beg in
public places. Tbe chief of this gang.
who Is a wealthy man and bas posed as
philanthropist, receives 79 per cent
of tbe money begged by tbe unfortun
ates.
Could tb dead talk, the women
corpses could exclaim that tbe flower
sent to them were just wbat tbey bad
always wanted.
Drat Taw Whsat FltMs,
More a heat t destroyed in the Balds ,
bv too much water than from inaacta, 1
Ererr wheal field iboobi be tbor-
jooghly drained, for if not tbar 1 a
, liability of the plant being thrown
. out of the ground whenever a (reaaiog
' and tbaeing occur.
! CM! CoU! Ooldt
The lateil Kl Dorado la reported to ba
on Nona City Bw't, Alaska. TbuUMiid
of iiti ara bainiii tiiare, manv of
i ahum reiurn broken in bealib. Of whal
avail U r.l.i arheii heaitb is (oneT (iuard
llo.te.tar Smnuich Killers. Il watt mm-
tha bael. nr uit tb liver, brvie -
eniieitMkMiiieva.aiidabm.lutely cura in -
.ilreliii,x.MiiiaUaa. amiaria, el.iil.aini
fevrr.
I l a a good mediriit lo keep wu
baud.
The Bkyck la Kansas.
Tha road are goo j and level in
Kansas, and a a result every farm
bouse baa its bicycle, A farmer in
that state would a soon be without
his team as without hi wheel.
4
rt-n-
Taia sffsatare la aa amy boa of the taaalae
Laxative BromiQuiiiine twou
a (aaaady tea aavree sasMla esse star
PctroWasi for Railway latoenotivts.
The Knssiaa ministry of commnnlca-
tiona ha decided to adopt petroleum
for generating motive power on the lo
comotive of all th railway.
A Part, Vt;Ukk Csmpaaad.
Ne Bsa-enr a! e O'kor aobama la Caararaia
Cauuv Cat as i e, only veaeisUe stibtn rs.
la BMdMu auea.B. ait arjcguia iw,
ic.e. -
Elactrkal Diitisraaaw. 0
Hardaere-1 reckon Zek Grublot
wa surprised to find be could bay a
lightning rod from the agent tor 92.
Craw foot Why, man, b waa thun
ders track.
For Mousw Dam Groand.
House which are damp because of
proximity to und rained land may be
rendered mora habitable by planting
tbe laurel and tha sunflower uaar them.
rBBTBXTS ASD CI BBS DISEASE
Garaeld Tea i a wonderful NKKi
M E UK I SI at that etsanan the sjrteia
andaireir New Life br purlf) ing ,
tke bisod.
TinuxJ Under Royal raises.
Within a few week the tannel un
der tbe royal palace of tbe qniriusl at
Rome will be completed. It ill place
tbe older part of tbe eternal city in di
rect ami level communication with
that new quarter of Rome erected since
1870 beyond tbe qulrinal. it i to be
brilliantlv lighted ith electricity.
TOO KNOW WBUT TOO AKBTAKIMO
Wheal you'tak Grove's Tasteless Chill
Tonio because the formula ia plainly
printed on every bottle showing that it
is simply Iron snd uisiri in a tasteless-
ten. Cure, No Pay. 60c.
Parast Air Ytt Found.
When a coal fire is in use for heat
ing snd tbe lee trie light or lighting
an inhibited room, the air U purer
than by any of tbe other plans triad for
beating and lighting.
lam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved nr life tiireo years ago. Mas tans.
ftosaiff. Maple Street. orwtch, H. ,
Feb. IT, l-'mO.
Extsmivs Flcctrk Lijht Plant.
Plans are now being drawn np for
tbe establishment of an extensive alec-
trio light plant at Kio Verde, an Lois
Potoai. All the machinery required
ill come from the United States.
. The best ia the cheapest. Carter's Ink
is tha best, yet it costs no mora than th
poorest.
T Study Hamottad Laws,
The Russian government intend
ending an agent to tbe United 8tie
to (tody homestead legislation with a
view of it partial application to the
peasant communities.
Mo'bent wiil And Mr. Wlnslow's Booth-
J-r bvrap toe best remedy to na for their
na foi
period.
Jbilumi during lbs teething
Improving Street Rsllwsys.
Melbonrne, Anstralia, report that a
system of "electric" are to be built,
oppleraentisg the cable railway, to
set as feeder from tlie suburban dis
trict. AYegetaLiie Preparation for As
similating thcroodamlBegula
fujigttstSlofflatteafBcmvlsof Promotes Dige9tionhrfur
ness and Rest .Contains fteither
Opttim.Morphine nor Mineral.
KOT NARCOTIC.
Amw feed e
Ji iss -
. f Mil" i Tit IU i
Aperfecl Remedy forCoitsfipo
flon , Sour Stotwrt. Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Fevensh
ness and Lobs or SLEEP.
FMSiinile Sifntwr of
NEW YORK.
EXACT COSY Of WWAPaCPJ.
(LLsLy
Work andAVorry
Wrath ta . f r a
artra-Tbe ir Woaaak'a
TrUli and Haw ha Ov.V
mmm Tltem.
fWa IM ftttt, M Otk. fed.
The every day drudgery ol the house
wtl ta extremely wearing upon her
sensitive and frail nature.
Msny are prematurely broksn down
In health, thair cherished hope blasted
their nome-Iif unhappy, beeaoae ol
the cowtant tare and worry of bouse-
1 work.
j -That home i indeed lortunal in
I . . . . .rtt l,.lth and
able to do her own work, in fact soeb
a home is a ratitr.
Mrs. George tleaton, who live near
Columbia City, lud.. says:
"During tin early part of the wlntet
of 8l e had a great deal ef sick
nea ta the family, aud it being luiptsf
aibl to find a suitable ittrl to do my
bOBeork. I had to do considerable
extra. My daughter and two tons
were eontined to Iheir bed with tb
grip.
"I had a great many clothes t
wah, and 1 did tb washing la ti
summer kitchen, adjoining our regulai
one. without any fir. As a result I
wss attacked with sciatic rheumatism
At first 1 did not aire much bead to It.
"It kept growing worra, however.
and la tb coarse of two or three
month 1 was uuabt to do any work.
By this tiio my daughter bad recov
ered sufficiently to get along very well
with the housework.
"One night my nnsband wa gone
from bom over night on business, and.
my daughter beiug overburdened with
work, I concluded to milk the cows.
which I dlJ much against her wishes.
My limbs wars so badly aflected that
I coo Id bardlv gel to tbe barnvard, and
my band aad finger were in so eh a
condition lbat .it was with great diffi
culty that 1 used tbeia.
"1 wa worse than ever after this.
and 1 was confined to my bed for more
than ten week
"II seemed that every muscle ia my
body pained me, and my condition was
a critical on. Tbe physiran failed to
benefit me, and I became dUccaraged
"I wa prevailed npon to -try Dr
Williams' Pink Pill for Pale People,
which i did wilb wonderful result.
lhey began helping m st once, and
when I had taken tire boxes 1 raa
cured.
"Sly appetite I again good, lost flesb
ba been restored. I spent tbe sum
mer in the best of health, and can now
do aa amch work a ever. I have
; recommended Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
j I Paid People to a u umber of my
neighbor, wbo are also using them
with satisfactory ralta."
At drogtcisteor direct from Dr. Wil
Mains Medicine-Co.. Kchenectadv, N.
Y SO awnt per box, or six boxes lor
12.60.
mcrtast of Russia Recruits.
Following tne increase of popula
tion, the recruit Joining the colors
this year in linens numliered 297,100,
a again! 281,100 in 18110.
TO rCBE A COLO IN 'ft KB T
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let. All drt'Tg'.rta refund tha money
if It fails to cure. K. W. Grove's sig
nature ia on each box. 26c
Magnified Admjratiea.
"When would yoa call a man really
great""
"When he gets to be as great as bis
10-yaatr old nephew thinks be la
STFOHTIII
BOWELS
Kroa kseoe'l a rrsalar. keauur atoveui
oeieefsr? dar. full ra stcs or will so
ent of tke
Iimi. .....
kowot opoo. sad bo well, yores, la tiioskasoo.'
lownt skrue or ylll p-Amt. is nsnsorons. TtK
-u... ii m... c ".. Km perim woy u sossia tat
ffosaut. PalatahM. roum Tsetaooot tMOnoS
ever Hiesoo, weaken, or tirlpo. me. Slle Wriu
i'jt rroetMei. sou sousietim keaita. address
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEM
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears tho
Signature
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
TI
VMS asarsua aasiemn. ts vans arm.
! Ola
itfSn Canov
ti sLz CATMAmc
V. nuMaua nanienase -ss'
f
AsMtltsa Maaey Sptai la Europe.
It Is estimated tttet the 184,000
Americana who visited fcorop Wtt
year spent there f tW.eiW.OOO.
Ssll Uks 0" Rlvar. .
It is said that tb great Salt tV tf
Utah U but a temnant of stly
greater sheet ol Irv-h water, tihlvh
otic aviil a flvr to th Psciflo.
VmM Sua i Colorta Parties,
The recent censut show that lint
It per cent ol th popntstiwt el the
United Blates It colorad.
rartu ta th I'ait. Stste.
The United State contoin "early
6,000,000 separate farms.
PsKtaUea V ry lew.
According to recent statistic there
is one uiaa in about 600 in the United
State wbo receives a college Ualnlng.
Ekrtrk Reed ta Seath Africa,
rielertnariuliurg. South Africa, Is
lo build an elect no tramway w ue
twned and opera led by tb municipal
,y. Bight wheeled, double decked
,. are to be tried. '
ii. . ... .. i. . .. mss
ABSOLUTE
v SECURITY.
Cenuino
Carter's
Little Liver PUls.
Must Bear Signature) of
A Pat tlsslt Wrasear Bilie.
Tory sasaa and so
rcnutuciL
roieiQiaut.
rci iiuootim.
mi TOIPtaUttt.
roi conaTiPATtca.
ret sauow tkiH.
roimcoMittxioi
laras osomiis n j.
ywratr Tasjntstats aS sg
CURB 8IC HEADACHE.
Chains for Sutsr Rrfinsry.
Up to date Portland ha no direct
commerce with llaaaii. Now the O.
K. ft N. Co. offer to tnu a regular
steamship line bet seen Portland and
Honolulu if Portland paopl will es
tablish and 0eiate a sugar refinery
there.
Best TMng About Idtb.
Henry Kiwin, v'irr, Idaho, says
to tb Portland papers: "The beai
thing about Ha ho ia the wines. There
are a number ol them abioh are pay.
Ing good dividends and tbe entire dis
trict around Waiser is full of minerala,
which will surely be developed at Bum
time in the future."
Freight Business.
Freight cais numbering 16.20 wire
switched in Portland during December.
1900. This mean car that ware re
ceived and delivered, loaded and
empty.
. New Marshal si Neat.
F. II. Kkhard. ot Whatcom county.
Washington, it recommended (or Unit
ed Ktate marshal at Nome. II was
formerly a state senator, and ha bean
serving in Alaska, nailer Collector ol
Custom Ivey C, L. Vawter, of Mon
tana ba resigned th Nome marshal
ship. S 'SALZEO'S 6HE0S
t,A sll TOU IIIOH-
J' IT Tsie is a swi-if eteiemeet. ti ss.
SL fiAmiilnaMa. 1
c
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Plrltlt It It?
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SafcTrrw-nS tan, etiWul- SnUSM p I
O. U tnsst. Sis.
'SSBVaafsTsaasSIBaiUBaB
FAT FOLKS 2ffia
frma Utan lbs aarnvnMh bra
aamUMa irsatnant. I boussiuta
SnrM. Mrs. H a ktsri ruos.Wl
Usalaf St., HoetMsuv, M. T.,
wmss: "fonr rasrs so 1 sa
raases s aoaads as roar vsia-
SSis irealmsnt. lie sgnrtemiM
asTraiiMMi Nursa haatstisht ms tnsSsnirsesaf rsttr
IwssiMiraUiin Hers oik ssIihhI " l-sllenis Ireaie
wf nsiidonoennsiir. rr ysr.lsalarssddrasa.wuh
uas, sn.rA.'suis, uitntxa Itasls,l.smfs,uj
lUTLER'S ClHBOLtTEsf I00INE
A tnftrsLnLasni.fi Curm taw sailssk awi
Conmmpilcn. $i ou. o U box
I. Hill l a, Saffils. 1. 1 , hn's
DROPSY
10 DAiS'lftlATMtXT fUL
Esvs rasds Drsny an4 its am.
r " aliesliSDi a seoisltv fr tsiesLv
Ve fk y'srs with Uls nest wead'rlal
i ,? oos. nsrecsressiss) taess
Jhs sad esses .
T V,. tft.l.l.tUZII'ltOHt,
tTn-i B I, Allants, 0.
FEES ELEGTEIS EELT CFFH
niriitkH th etijt J
geauUed raatrkJsntla.1 Misilissnu atL-i Ij .7 1T
CAR, WOKBUCK COH ChloS.
tzzi cyns fa piles
H I NO riles SToSai s Biofeture ssesuM lu?li
ITCH
hie lorn u wall .. ttit.rf
files sen enreS liv hf.lM..b.i.
a or Protruding
ailn lemeev.
4r stdrnssUu or seat hi
"f ifrrnins us oieesins.
AlMKirtlS lufnore. SIM. .
It i;r BlM. Trestle free. Write
Dei. MOSa.tia.0, j laaa.ra
at aaoat imu sees.
N. 0.
n. a-isot.
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nf.
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' t take ease)
CARTER'S
jfflf
. nmnimiinnm lllsasltleM "1
. 'ai sawtsUosnssorsKwwUji .al
-A olL't" Ool'nrpenaa. ' j
arsasls asks alter ms J . 1
H .8
71 n
" IIUIIUIU(-IIULI
"C7f mmtr Is UttMti Mr, We
eiieiii.eMie. eesrs
T Rots' Rubiwrs 0a SKm,
As Improved holdifig devios lor a,
hoes is tormail ol a pair of pivouj
srsit tarrouittlina Uis top ol tb hr
Ith spring pawl on th pivot, whlrh
locks them In place after tbsy ,
CHrd irenJ ths tbrs hBsl;'
Prtdkts Itars Ysr fur Rulers.
Raphael Almanac, a widely kitoi,.
attronomloal publicatiott in Kurou
now In it flat year, say ,.t u,,,
to be bard old year lor kings, pt,,
dent and other rulers.
StoU.s lei Ovw MllUea,
Articles of Incorpo ration bav bang
Aled by th lortuoe .Mining Cora pa
for general mining purpose, w(d
headquarter at tirant's l'as; ltb
capital stock of 1 1,10'. (H), tb neor.
porator being O. H. tioo.tiow, John.
Ward and Jena L. Wiggins.
' Gnat Exartiea, ...
"Tbst's great beater yon pat la
for ,' rimarked the tana u I aoihn.
sisatlraily.
"Keep yoa good and wsrra, hr"
luerled tit landlord.
"Warm! Why, when w get thn uiih
raking and shaking it trying to make
it born lbs family hat to retlr to th
yard to oool off."
Those Dear Girl.
Mist Clwltus What a lovely pieet
el lace tbal Is.
Ml Amy Hell Vet. Isn't lt
Mamma gat tne that when 1 0rsi
earns out.
Mi (',t lueKeallr! How wall t
hat worn I
Th Aon f Cvnkisra,
ftsoben Itallfsuce llirsm don't be
lieve la not bio" aacretl nor profan no
moi. j' a iatlJal, a blaspbatsoiM
lufblal.
Josh Km m along That's nghtt II
don't tven believe wbat lb houi pa
par atyt no more.
Mitlas fluatart.
City PuofUmaa Any am around
Berer
larmei fas; the woods are full ef
City ftportamarj I sup;) It had
been pretty well killed vff by now.
Fsrmr--Oh, no. So ooe srer
hunts areaad ber bst yoa eity tal
low. " .
Tee PeS ef Wrstk.
photographer- Look' Just a Itttl
plaasanter, please.
Ptrsnger (sllttog for bit photograph)
I don't want to look any pleaaanter.
I'm a delegate to th anu-tiust eon
ferenoa, - -
Th-) Out
Mr. Doolittl (nervoMly I think I
can your little brother under the
sofa, Mias Mid wood!
Mias Mid wood (at II o'clock, cheek
ing s yawn) Well, il be I be moat be
sound asleep by this tin!
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tv BIAt.HOATUJjUVV'
lWaiJlU. .,s-ll
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IN T M C
Hardest
bVw," .
tsiwrv..
storm,
Tut n vmm. Pact CTioafi
VsJWBisa) fuik kia( Qf OASaa-ajaseg, Hsf
NOTHING BETTER MADE
,! sssts mistake U yea gets
.MitchelIe.
Mitchell, Lecuis & Stave? Co.
PORTLAND. OREGON.
IT LEADS THEM ALL
The. "Cyclone" Thresher
.
If Yon Buy a New
Thresher, Engine,
HORSE POWER
OR SAW, MILL,
Yo el Court Tant th BmI. VrB for
Catalogue and Prices.
RUSSELL & CO..
- , PORTLAND, OREGON
PATENTS!
ruitur rta
lass suaMiesernl
nd dtsurlnilon
A Mf IrM nnllltOB
MILO. H. HIKVBN A (HI, Relsb. lest.
Die. . 117-mt, street, w A SHI N(l tun l
ranch oacssi Cklcsga, Clerslsudesiiil Oulrslt
ML
tar jrj ' sieaw what I 1
"X yon'r planting t I
f wnao yon plant .
farry Bels. Jf ymi
I buy ebaan aaads fan eanl 1
t I basura. 7sSs no rhsooes J I
V t" farrr'a, Usalara avsry-
X -a nnera sail tbssa. Writ
Sir lim Hase) Annual-
maiUdfraa. .
ttNwiet,"'
! A 'aasnnanaasjs'
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