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Newspaper Page Textif"H ajr- It may become chronic ( It may cover the body with large. Inflamed, burning:, itching, scaling patches and cause intense suffering, It has been known to do ao. Do not delay treatment. Thoroughly cleanse the system of the humors on which this ailment depends and prevent their return, Th medicine taken by Mrs. Ida B. Ward; Core Point, Md., was Hood's Bar eapanlla. fih writes: "I bad a disagree awe iu-liittf oil luy arms which i concluded waa salt rutnm. i Began latin Moocri parsapartlla and in two dave felt better, It waa not lone barer I waa cured, and bav never baa any akin disease ainee." Promises to cure and keeps the prom'ce. It is positively un equaled for all cutaneous eruptions. Take it. Palm-leal intra are both atont and extremely light and will be found aery ioeabl and suitable (or country house we. . DON'T GstT rOOTSORK. CT FOOT' EASK, A powder. At this season your feet feel swollen, nervous and uncomfortable. It you have smarting fret or tight shoes, try Alien root-case, it resis ana connorw; make walking ease. Cures swollen and sweating: feet, blisters and callous spots. Believes corns ami bunions of all (in and is a certain cure for t'iiilhlaiiia. Sweating, Damp or Fronted Feet. We have over 30, OuO testimonials. Don't get Iwitsor get Foot-Ease. Try it today. Sold bv all druggists and shoe stores for 23c Trial package Fit. Address. Ailea 8. Olm sted. L Roy, N. V. Pro I. J. J. Thompson has discovered bodies smaller than atoms and these he calls corpuscle. roC KNOTT WHAT TOO ABB TAKINO When you take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonio because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it ; la simply Iron and Quinine in a taste less form. No Cure, No Pay. COo. The rubber annually made up into golf balls is sufficient to insulate an Atlactio cable. tai alfoatar la oa vry box of that fsaaiM Laxative Brorao-Quinine Taw. tUnauir teat sis a eM iai mm day A Chicago firm has set up a line of autoni biles to cany passengers between its store and one ot the railroad sta tions for 5 cent. pwwWiBi vfTKJ!S, ist Thar Work While Tow IIms. WhUe Tonr mind and body rest Cascaieti Ceady Catkartis repair your digestion, your uw, year uoweia, put meal in parted oraer. Ail druggists, luc, Zjc,60c, The Im Habit la Kealaad. The English have long laughed at the American "ice habit," but they are now lulling victims to it them selves. Not very long ago the attend ants of public places in England, where nearly everything except ice was provided, would be insulted if one complained because ice could not be bad. Today all firat-class places have a few small lumps wimming in a glass dish, and you pick these out with sugar tongs. And in country inns and even In seond-class houses they apolo gise for not having it. , At San Francisco the board of super visors has passed an ordinance reduc ing the hours that laundries may be in operation each day, which is designed to reduce the bOurs of labor of the over worked employes of these concerns from IS to 13 boms. FGPGVJSzrnai, The liability to disease is greatly lessened when the blood is in good con- em ion, and the circulation healthy and vigorous. For then all refuse matter is promptly carried out of the system ; otherwise it would rapidly accumulate fermentation would take place, the blood become polluted and the consti tution ao weakened that a simple malady might result seriously. A healthy, active circulation means good digestion and strong, healthy Dr. Johnson once met the village post man trudging along the dusty road on a Hot summer afternoon. The postman bmrved that he had still a mile to walk Just to deliver one newspaper. "My goodness!" exclaimed the sympathetic doctor, "I'd never go all that distance for such a trifle. Why don't you send it by postr When "Bob" Taylor was Governor of Tennessee, be was uoted for belug a tender-hearted as a woman, and the way he pardoned out convicts was something awful, lie was waited upon by a committee of the Legislature, who very flatly and In no uncertain way told htm that his "wholesale pardoning must stop." "Uov'nor Bob" looked at the committee, tapped a bell, asked for his pardon clerk, and when he came said: "Make out pardons for every man In the penitentiary." The clerk bowed and withdrew. Then the Gov, eraor looked at the committee, who were staring as If they thought he waa going mad. "Gentleman," he said, final ly, "I am Governor of Tennessee, and If this committee or any other ever again seeks to Interfere with my con stitutlonal right to pardon, I'll sign every one of these pardons which the clerk Is making out Good-morning. Secretary of State Hay la one of the most patient of men. lie likes to be helpful to newspaper correspondents. and receives them freely In his office and gives them such Information and hints as the proprieties will permit Even the representatives of the sensa tional or yellow papers are treated with courtesy, though naturally with due caution. Imagine the Secretary's sur prise one afternoon during the beat of the Chinese crlsla (says Walter Well man), when he was up to his ears In work and anxiety, to bear from the Hps of W Ullam, bla faithful messenger, these words: "Mr. Secretary, the New ork wants yon to step .to the tel ephone." Mr. Hay gasped, caught his tongue la the nick of time, recovered his diplomatic urbanity, and replied: "Say that the Secretary expresses deep re gret that Just at this moment he Is very much engrossed In Important work, Unfortunately what he said nnder bis breath could not, under the rules of the telephone exchange, be sent over the wires. The king of Naples, In the plenitude of his absolutism, paid one day a visit to the Neapolitan prisons. In order to see for himself what sort of men his crim inals were, and whether they really de served the punishments they were un dergoing. "What la your sentence?" he said to one. "Fifteen years, your Ma jesty." "And what had you doner "Nothing whatever." "Quite Innocent?" "Entirely so, your Majesty." "And your he asked another. "Thirty years. aire, victim of a false accusation." And you?" to" a third. "In for life. my King." "And what bad yon doner "Everything you can think- of, my King: theft, burglary, highway rob bery, manslaughter, murder. I only wonder they did not sentence me to death." "What Is your name?" asked the King. "My name," replied the flrst- class criminal, "since I have been here has been 912." After finishing bis tour of Inspection, the King said to the Gov ernor: "All the prisoners here seem to down all at once. Not all Indians are footmen, t could name half a dozen tribes which to my personal knowledge go mounted always and almost every where, even about their camp, "The llexlcon movement the French experimentalists are said to be tiuk.r lug with and copying from our lindane Is about the movement a soldier gets when he Is fatigued. I am not prepared to criticise It," An English army officer, a subaltern, here with the horse buyers, said con cerning the new movement: "The French are the greatest bunglers In the world. They get the wildest no tions, 'fads' I ought to call them, In their patea. I remember once they de cided to dress every man In Madagas car In red flannel underclothing. Ev ery man In the place got akin disease. Then they went lu for natural wool and the men got worse. They admitted red Irritated the skin and then fouuil that natural wool, being already charged, with oil, could take no more, so wa worthless for absorbing perspiration. Now they are Addling with the flextcco movement evidently trying to step ahead of the United Statea In follow ing the Indian, and overlooking tin work the Indian does when be goea ot what we call his 'dog trot' scouting, they propose to Imitate his walk. "It Is my observation that a soldlet requires this lexicon movement aftet he has gone about four miles loaded down with bis equipment The French may teach him to alwaya walk tired tc death, but I do not think we shall evet see the British or these American sol dlera at It Coming home to one's self, one would not like to start to his work In the morning with the tired -out look and movement that he goea home with 11 he has earned his salt. It la a matter of pride to, pull one's self together foi the day." Kansas City Journal. , AD SB! I if P' WWtaU 1 bat' CLUUIUI Bi Cenuino Carter's Little Livor Pills. Must Bear Slgnatur of Sea Pec-Simile Wrapper Betow. i JkaP-.CI tAKItKS v Tear eaaal! and aa easy t taata a evcaaw F011L.6ACHL FOI DIZZIKESS. F01I IIUOUSBESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SMI. FOR TNECOMPUXIOR awisa Man umatwi. rf I rtr TtrtaMv.ia CURE SICK HEADACHE. Afraid It Would Break. He was a big Irishman and his namt was Pat. He was fixing the telephone wires and whistling to himself aa be worked. Just then a milk boy came driving down the street and Pat mails. a fatal mistake, instead or attending to his own business he tried to work and watch the reckless driver at the same time. The consequence was that be did neither. What he did do waa to lose his footing. There waa a cry of horror from the bystanders below, echoed by a lusty yell from above. Every breath was suspended and then a shout of relief went up from the crowd. Pat had made a frantic dive for the wire and bad caught it Hold on, Pat" shouted someone who knew hi in. "We will get you down somehow." Then a wave of horror swept over the crowd. The man suspended be tween the earth and heaven suddenly loosened his hold and fell backward, striking the ground with a alckenlng thud. lie Is dead!" groaned the crowd, and men covered their faces from the sight But he wasn't When Pat came to and sat up dizzily, trying to realize thai be was once more on terra flrnia, some one said to him: What did yon let go for, Pat? Why didn't you hold on a little while longerr I Barry more, and Mod leak a. Be Jabers!" replied Pat earnestly.! Maurice Barry more Is a careless ae- 01 was afraid the wire would break!" j tor, and always has been. Some rears Pearson's Weekly. j ago, says the Argonaut, when he was ; sctlng In the company of Mme. Mod- t I. I 1 . . ... wuu unu QOl D?cD 10 Dg 1Q ttllt ronntrv the PnlUh .-. .. K played the fiddle-by main nm,h, hlm ,. m. 8.t"D.KthTthe blrd nkm oa "! certain scene which bad deprived her HI. Only Keasan. The Sixth Michigan cavalry, of the famous Custer brigade, was command ed by a colonel who bad formerly been a member of the Michlvaa bar. In the early morning of the last day at uettystwrg his regiment, with others. was iu line awaiting orders. The men grew impatient and exoited, and grad ually became noisy in their talk an1 laughter. The oolonel bore it for a lew moments, and then, turning to his men aim a nervous gesture, ha called 'Keep ailenca therel" instautly add ing in an apologetio tone: "Not that 1 oars, but it will sound better!" It has been reckoned by the United Mates flab com mission that the avail bal oyster growing area in the Chesa peake is about 1,000 square miles, and that with proper cultivation this area would be worth 1100 an acre yearly. Already these wonderful oyster bed begin to show the result of reckless overfishing and approaching exhaus tion. I am ur Plso's Cure for Consumption saved mr lil thre vears ago.-Mas. I'hos. Rosrins. Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y Feb. 17, luuo. There are no snakes nor frogs in Alaska, but there sis toads. TO CtTR A COLD IM OWE DAT Tako Laxative liromo Quinine Tab let. All drrjg'.jts refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's sig nature is on each box. 25c. Instead of rickety tables for ohina and brio-a-brac a house decorator ad vises a narrow shelf acroes one side of the room npon which to stand jogs and teapots. Vaalty of Syrian Womaa, ' A medioal missionary in Syria writes that tha vanity of Syrian women it sometimes most amiMingly exempli fied. A short time ago a patient in th hospital at Berlnt suooeeded in hav ing her friend amnggla In to har a numehr of forbidden articles of food and numerous toilet accessories. In her locker were discovered a pleos ot Inokingglaaa, s small quantity of French chalk and a minute supply of rouge, all iuteuled to aid In tha decor ation of her person for the impending operation. Hha nrotaatud tearfully when the cosmetics were oontlaoated, 1 aud refused to be comforted, saying mat she did not liks to look so pale, KaUer SalH ta Wear m Oulraaa. A story is current in liarliu to the effect that ever sinos the murder of King Humbert the German emperor has worn a ouiiass of llnelyi tempered sleel. It is also said that when paw ing through Koine to embark for China Count von WaUlersee presented to King Y tutor Emanuel a oulraaa of identical manufacture as a present from ths kaiser. Insurance for bathers is ths newest enterprise in ths Insurance Hue iu Eng land. Fenny-iu-the-slot machine will be ercted In popular bathing places. Before you enter the water you drop iu your oopper, and out pops a twenty- four hour' life insurance policy. Then if von are curried down to Davy Jone' looker your widow or next of kin It entitled to 200 worth of compensa tion for the sodden taking off. Tbs cane bottoms of chairs can he reudered tight again by supporting the chair, moistening the cans seat thor oughly with very hot water bv meaua of a sponge, and washing off, so that we cane work becomes comtjletely soaked. Then plaee the chair in the open air, in a strong draught and al low to dry. The results will always be gratifying. A Near rira itlagul.h.r. A selentlKt sugireata iliat milk be used ta extin-tuixhtiie names of kerosene, becaaa "milk forms an emulsion with tha oil, wlik-h make it acoimpluh Ha objeet mora quirklv," The best tuedirjiia t,i nnhklv (ure constipation, iiidiiceaiimi, tlrpnta, biliousness or uiitnlein-y, la Moatettera niomacn Hitter. Try it also for malaria, w aim ague. Florida, according to lootl papers, is neconiiiig one of ths great tobacco growing states, and the product has tieen pronounced in some resoect eaual to that of Cuba. Sumatra wrapper to- nacco raised in lorida reoetitly took the prise at the Paris exposition over the world. The Youth s Companion I YWJp H TttsoDO aootam. 100 Special Articles tr (uncus Man and Woman, 300 Sioilts by th most popular wrllars at Sletlen. Issued ! ThuisJsr, ubaerliillon 11,71 a Yasu ' 000 THE new volume of Th Companion- th ?5th will refleol th endeavors of th editor to mak It th beat of all literary periodical for evaiy member of th family, Th "Inspiring article by Thodor Roosevelt, on " Th Xstsndt ot Heroism," will be but on of th many contribution designed to spur th smblllon, Increase th usaful knowledge, and pro mot th tru happiness of young and old, Let us send you, FREE, full prospectus of ths 1901 volum and sample copies of Ihs paper. EXTRAORDINARY OFFER. fHOBX who aubscrlb bow, aa tiding t'1S with ttila allp or th name of this pabllcatioa, will relv all th laavaa of Th Companion for th remaining weak f Igoo, rr, aad tnea th Issue for a wat, a full year, nntll Jannnry i, ioa. This offer Include th gift ef th w Companion Calendar, llthoarraphed In s color from ernqnletta Sealgn painted eapreaaly for Tha Companion. Tonoa-autwcrlbara the plica lesoconts. t.1. n THE YOUTH'S COMPANION. BOSTON, MASS. From very early times Europe was astonished by th wonderful thing which came from th Chluese the silk, tea, sploos, tli great Ideas and invention. 10 KKWAHD SIOO. Th readers ot this paper will be pleased ta learn that there la at leant oua drnadml Urease iliat eeime haa lxn abl to cure in all lis , ma mat laoatarrn. tiairst.auurrrx ura la the only poalltvacure known to th tnodlt-ai irnivruuy. laiarra oeina erousilluilOuelUl eaac. remittee a eniisfltntlitriKl irMim.,,, Heir reiarrh Cur la taken ImernaUr, at-llii- ot the sytem, thereby dmrnyin the tountle- uu oi .n oitm, nu iin in patient atrentth by buiMina tip th emiatuutioa and Miauua nature in aoin; lis wore. In pro. prletora have so mora faith In It uriii power, that they offer On Hundred tMllen iut in, vmio wet it tans u Ot teiUmoulaJ. 4,1re W. l.VM An electrio-canal set vies Is to be maintained between Cincinnati and Dayton. ilmou'lali!' d lraas "' 1,M KNIT A CO, Toledo, O. SnM hv aminists. 76c Uali'sVauilir t-ifls are the baas. l fraaerlDtlaai he ai.i. uniua ana revejr u bottle of Grove. laatelsss Chill Tonio. It i aimni. ma ana quinine in Usteless form. Ka C1' V-. Tl . 1 ' wv, i'vi i ay. i rice coo. In spite of famine and nlaana tha lunian railways coiitinue to prove more ana more a nuam lal success. The mile age is now 26.700, tor which 38,71)3 were worked lor tralfio last official year ending March 81. Ill O lasts? DO , Mothers wilt lind Mr. Wlnalow's Sooth, if T,"'UP tn b"t rmly to us fur their Hiuureu uurmg to teetlilng pfrioO. SlaraYriwHraar Over every sinful pleasure yon may write the Lords own words: "Who. soever drinketh ot this watei shall thirst again." Every man hat two na ture, the on opllfta and elevates, the other wallows in th mire, snd, like the beast, it grovels. The animal na ture knows one law only, self-indulgence; tbs divine, selidiscipllue. The first snd best victory is for a man to conquer himself, says Plato, and without that tha conqueror Is ns unlit but tbs veriest slave. The Mediterranean so ua Iron of rrenon navy Is being eouirjued wireless telegraph instrument. Tbo census bulletin confirms tin truth of ihs statement that the growing Amertoaa eltie are those where manu facturing can be carried on oououito ally. ., - Stop tha Oo-Qh jtrtaf Work Oft tbm Oold. Laxativ Urono-yaiulu Tablnta ears s cold In one day. Ho cure, No l'ay. I'rio 18 cents. Kxtierts oaloulats that th Trans va war has cost each great LauiIoh daily newiaper alxiut U0,000. There is no other Ink "Just as swid" at Carter' Ink. Tlier la only on Ink thai l best of all and that ia I' l' l. An aotomatio window which oloei Itself at th approach of Or has been presented by August Niedermeysr. ol Milwaukee, Wis. Where vlndictivanea is shown may be sure that there ia a lack nl moral sense. It is somewhat onrioui to observe also that th vindictive bav seldom any real wrong to rereuae. They very often imagine the injury they seek to return in kind or distort th circumstance which gave rise ta tba injury, real or supposed. - MICI.P WA!fTt7 eamrarter Mr-iiKi.nK.i.bii.h.d ,',H on aalarvt entwetriltl tinrtMui,. a. Seaaa If, O. tWja 1, fartlanil, UnH, The Indian are not an important po litical factor in this country, but thert it a comity In .Nebraaka Thornton county where they bold th balance of power between th nartlea and are the cultivated aooordloitly b th rmlltio. with ian. They nnmber aboot 1,600, and j comprise Omaha sad Wlnnebagoe. DOU YOU WANT YOUR SON EDUCATED FOR A BUSINESS LIFE1 The man Small bat Very Strong. humming bird flies as the Irish- of certain effects. "It Is ungrateful of you to be so regardless of my Interests, skill In taking advantage of every vary- inir current of air. and th aknl4nn i1 be perfectly Innocent There is on., the one indicates great muscular power ,j 'XZX1 one bad man among tbemNo. 91Z wiiile that of the other shows U arJ "pnt,.Uo" for y0B You had better let him out, lest he cor- ruyi me otiwra. tionatelv erreat muaclpa as tha hum. ares - Many of the newspaper biographers mlng bird, the keel of the sternum or or toe late Prince Alfred, Duke of Saxe- breastbone from which these muscles Coburg-Gotha, overlook the fact that I arise runs from one end of the body to As a blood purifier and tonic S. S. S. has no eaual. It is the safest and beat remedy for old people and children because it contains no minerals, but is made exclusively ot roots and Herbs, No other remedy so thoroughly and effectually cleanses the blood of im- purities. At the same time it builds tip the weak and de bilitated, and reno vates the entire sys tem. It cures permanently all manner of blood and skin troubles. , ar wt -a v.ti rr-. n I bad Eoaama on Bar hanOa and f aoe for nve raare. it wouia otK out in little whit DUBtales. oruata would form and strop off, learing th akin red and lnflun- lOiaOiiai "sW taskwg Tba doctors did me so aood. I used all the medicated aoapa and aalraa without penani. o. o. . ourea me, ana mr akin ta aa eiear and amoota as any one's." Mrs. Henry Bleg-fried, of Cape May. IT. aara toat twenty-one bottles of 8. 8. 8. tired her ot Oanoer of th braaat, Boo ttwr and, fxiands tnousht bar eaaa ttop- Biohard T. tjardner, Tlorenoe, 8. C, wittered for rears with Bolla. Two bot tles of B. B. 8. put his blood In good oon Uuon and th BoOa diaappnra. .. Send for onr free book, and write our physicians about your .case. Medical advice free. ; THE SWifT SPECIFIC CO, STUMTA, SA, FINE OLD ...WHISKY.,. Gin, Brandy, Rum lull qnartn. .09. Per rallon, 12.30. XXX tfOBT AND BHKKlir, tl.M. SIX GOOO GOODS Orders for i" 00 and apward delivered free t nearest Ksilroad or Steamer Lauding. Blaat Cases and Kea. LOUIS CAHEN &, SON BstaUlsbcd St Years. SAW rKSNCISCO. OSLirOBMIA. be waa one of America's small list of royal guests. Several years ago, while a midshipman lu the British nary, he made a brief atop at Vancouver's Isl and, and was entertained at a ball giv en by the Governor. He was very much struck by the appearance of a girl who seemed to be the belle of the assem blage when be entered the room, and learned by Inquiry that she was the daughter of the Governor, whose wife was a full-blooded Indian. The prince asked the, honor of a dance; but the girl, having been educated at a finishing scnooi in rortiana, ure., beld her bead very sign, and, not knowing the prince's social station, responded that the Governor's daughter was entitled to dance with officers of higher rank than midshipmen. The prince took the rebuff good-naturedly. His time for re venge came when one of the Governor's suite, not knowing of what had hao- peneo, neggea nis royal highness per- mission to present the , Governor's daughter as a partner for the next walta. The Prince politely declined. remarking that "his mother would be deeply mortified to hear that he had danced with a squaw." the other, while at the same time It projects downward like the keel of a modern racing yacht These muscles drive at the rate of several hundred strokes a minute a pair of small, rigid wings, the outermost bones of which are very long, while the Innermost are very short, a feature calculated to give the greatest amount of motion at the tip of the wing with the least move ment of the bones of the upper arm, to which the driving muscles are attached. Another peculiar feature Is that the outermost feathers, the flight feathers or primaries, are long and strong, while the Innermost, those attached to the forearm, are few and weak; so far as flight Is concerned, the bird could dis pense with these secondaries and not feel their loss. Finally the heart, which we may look npon as the boiler that tuppliea steam for this machin ery, is large and powerful, as is neces-1 aary for such a high-pressure engine aa j the little humming bird. Popular Sci- ence Monthly. ; . " ' here In America." "My dear madam," Mr. Barrymore answered, "I may have been IndlffeN ent In that scene, but I must beg the privilege of contradicting you wboa you say you made a reputation for me. I was a well-known actor here, when most people thought Modjeska was ft tootbwasb or a headache cure." ' ip$X CANDY f m0 CATHARTIC j Ss T"AB """ acaarrmo e' Bogus Petrified Itemalna. retrltled buman remains are made to order at Crookston, Me. Pheenle Finn, a colored woman of the place, serves as the model from which piaster casts are made for fraudulent museum exhibits, and she has earned a comfort able living in this way for many years. The average price of a petrified human body made of plaster of parls and clay, and so skillfully treated as to ap pear to be genuine. Is $100. A Queer Pocket Knife. In a recently designed pocket knife the inner end of the blade Is made with a seml-clrcle of teeth, which mesh in a sliding rack In the back of the knife, operated by a sliding knob st the side of ' the handle to open and close th blade. 567 Eft! T I I UJS I IVELS !J,iiT. n 5 "" ' 1,hr awrenent ef tha vlolt'ut i,nr,ln or bin ,,,u,n i. ' : suuutbrai. wlHl moat perfect was o Seeiiiaa Ua hvaeis oia.r aad elaaa Is to laaa YAMHILL AND KLKTKNTII BTMBKT. l-tlHTI. AMD, OKKOO. W rile us, Send for our Ke Itinerated Catalogue. (Tftw FmmouM German Wood Preterver) a VEUAmus cnnzQunzurj.. m..J0rmannU Damtravm.. KEEP TOUR BLOOD CLEM ..CHICKEN LICE AND VERMIN.. gerOae application it all that is recuirei. It tatts or vears. If 1 your dealer cannot supply you, write for circulars and information tn tfc following: distributing- agents Perfection Pile Preserving- Co, Seattle, Wash4 Fisher, Thorsen & Co Portland. Oretron.t Co., San Francisco, Gd. PJW ltn. WJi,,n. ot ;Jrlpe. m. uio Write ua. aarM SSIaw,awsMllnlt, sata KILL THE QERMSI Hardy Veiretarlana. Peasants of Busaia live mainly npon tbln vegetable soup, sauerkraut, rye bread and oil. The Scotch Highlander, whose courage and hardihood are pro verbial, seldom touches meat living mainly upon oatmeal, vegetable and buttermilk. Among the most active and vital people of the world are the Irish peasants, whose diet constats al- moat entirely of potatoes and butter milk. The farmers of Corsica lire all winter npon dried fruit, mainly dates, and polenta (chestnut) meal. During tne middle ages the Moors used to pro vision tneir rortined cities with chest nuts and olive OIL Ths trouble with Imaginary dangers is that they often lead us Into real one I IF YOU VANT AN ENGINE, BOILER SAW -MILL- rfr in fact anything in the Machine lbs, va iot auuogua ana race, RUSSELL It CO., Portland. Oregon. human fnii,rnliiilon. ilir,pylii 111 atr lures ot the body until death eomi-s to the Ilia's relief, "t HHOI'M," If taken In tit rw :i k. ,r it ri.tt iktiiL K$h ojirupu Ttwtes GoutL Hi mr-:- -m ia, , -I iWtlll M INDIANS SET THE LESSON. North American Aborlwlnea Tan-fc Other Peop'ea How to Flsht. Anybody who knows snythlng st all about modern fighting knowa that the North American Indian I the man who sets the pace. First the American frontiersmen studied his ways and adopted bis tactics and the soldiers took It up. Baden Powell, so the plucky lit tle Sooth African general confesses. first read about American scouts and then took lessons from their teachers, the Indians themselves. Bnt now there is a slip in the chain and France is studying the Indian without going to the trouble of first ascertaining what the best scout In the world, the Amer ican soldier, thinks about It France hi trying the "flexlcon march." Never get the leg straight," are the French Instruction. "Keep the back straight bnt beut forward. - Do not throw the shoulders either back or up." mat is about tne way an Indian walks, so Captain Cllne of the Twen tieth Infantry confesses, but, be goes on, be never beard of the trick being o-iea oy military. ( ihoot p en vote fer yoJ 1 iannot nlttpusa th morfi. A .v.- 1 . ... . - - -- -""' uc rUns ergini" 'flexlcon,' " the captain said, "because , . I am not familiar with It From the de- Ther u aM to 06 man ln Boston scrlptlon it is just about the way the wb ha ,ach nate, for anything per Indian walks. His knee is never ; ta,n,n t0 ImpeHalism and monarchy locked' or thrust back, so as to bare thttt be variably wears a crownless the leg quite straight The Indian hat : ' ' rever uses the heel to the exclusion of No man ever flatter tha woman ha the ball of the foot but puts the sole truly lores. Ho Want a Pension. The following letter waa addressed to the war department by a colored citi zen of Georgia, recently: "Mister War Deer Bur: I wuz thlnkln' "bout J'lnln' de army, en I write dis ter let you know 'bout It What does you low fer s right or lef arm shot off? What does you give fer de sbootln' off er one leg? En, 'spose I lost my head by runnln' 'gin a bumshell; what would I git fer dat? 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