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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 26, 1900)
WOMEN OF THE Regard Peruna as Their Coughs, Colds, Grip 1IRS. BELVA A. LOCKWOOD, LATE Mrs. Belva Lockwood. the eminent only woman who baa ever been a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. She is the best known woman in America. As the pioneer of her sex in the Will nmfomion she has gathered Peruna Medicine Company, she says: "I fuve used your Peruna both for myself and my mother, Mrs. Hannah J. Bennett, now in her 88th year, and I find it an invaluable remedy for cold, catarrh, hay fever tonic for feeble and old people, or unstrung." Yours truly. Catarrh may attack any organ of the catarrh of the pelvio organs. There oelvic oreans to one of catarrh of the hare no catarrh of the head, they have no catarrh at all. This is a great niis tk and in the rannn of many cases of sickness and death. "Health and Beauty" sent free to women only, by The Th Ark Mot round. Little might it be thought that the Emerald Ise was suspected of entomb ing any relics of Bible times. But the imagination of some one lias been more active and eccentric. In County Meath there is a Royal Mound of the Hill of Tara, on which, for 1,000 years the kings of Ireland were crowned. A gentleman named Glover, who has obviously developed some strong symp toms of British Israelism, was con vinced that the Ark of the Covenant lay buried beneath the mound, and, consequently, proceeded on a subter ranean expedition in search of the lost treasure. But, after expensive excava tions, which the landlord permitted j and the board of works had no legal power to prevent, and after weeks of fruitless search, the fancied explorer gave np his quest. The Ruling Pa.sion. The clergyman had finished and the organ was pealing forth the sonorous rapture of the Mendelssohn march. "One moment, George," said the ra diant bride, and, facing the audience, she raised her exquisitely bound though somewhat bulky prayer book in her daintily gloved hands and pointed it directly at the brilliant audience. There was a sharp click . "All right, George," said the bride, "come along." And as tbey marched down the aisle the showed him that the supposed prayer book wasn't a prayer book at alL It was a camera! "It's my own idea, George," she whispered. "Clever, isn't it?" Cleve land Plain Dealer. According to a chemical analysis 15 parts of the flesh of fish have about the same nutritive value aa 12 parts ot boneless beef. S An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial effects of the well known remedy, fSTRUP of Fios, manufactured by the Califohsia Fie Syrup Co., illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa tive principles of plaota known to be medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to tbe system. It is the one perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing the system effectually, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub stance, and iU acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative. In the process of manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by a method known to the California Fie Syrup Co. only. In order to get its beneficial effects and to avoid Imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAW FSAHOISCO. CAL. LOtnavrtxE. kt. new yore, w. t. Pot aalc by all Druggists. Price 50c. per bottle. t CsVriiit iaf wi """1: y l i Beat Xub Bjrup. Tastes Uood. UaSFl L J I time. Hold by dni.sists. F"f i UNITED STATES Shield Against Catarrh and Catarrhal Diseases. CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. barrister of Weahington, D. C, is the fame and fortune. In a letter to The and kindred diseases; also a food those run down, and with nerves BELVA A. LOCKWOOD boJy. Women are especially liable to are one hundred cases of catarrh of the head. Most people think, because they Peruna Medicine Co., Clumbus, Ohio A Georgia Literary Blasrout. From the the Whitsett Courier: The closing exercises of the Literary club were highly successful. Perfect order was preserved without the attendance of the town marshal, whose children were laid up with measles, from which we sincerely hope they will recover soon. There was high tumbling by a stranded circus performer, a wrestling match in which nobody was hurt, after which a delightful hot supper was served, consisting of more than we have space to mention. It was said that the sheriff overate himself and had fits, but the report is false, for we were personally present nntil daylight, and we positively assert that all went merry as a marriage bell. Tne Plessantest. Mont Powerful and Effective Neverfaliing- Remedy for Rheumatism 5., LA GRIPPE and CATAKKHt irall knew what ilKiimaod Knit ol tbeefll.-acr of'S IROPH" as a Cu rative as weil a a Pre' niiv. of an. Ache or Palo Known to the human body, there would not be a tamilf la all America without a bottle or "ft Drop!" Keni for trial bottle. 25c. or large bottle. I containing wo done. Dome ror to. 8WANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO 169-164 E. Lake St, Chicago. III. Hundreds of Americans are working Bussian factories. Piao's cure for consumption has been a God-send to me. Win. K. McCleilan, Ches ter, Florida, Sept. 17, ls!. Bees raised in Texas all parts of the world. are shipped to VITALITY low, debilitated or exhan.ted cured by Dr. Kline's IuTlaoralliia Tonic. HlKKil Trial Bottle containing 2 Weeks' treatment, lit. Kline's Institute, Wl Ana St., Philadelphia, rounded li7L Dayton Ohio, has tory. a union soap fac Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow'a Sooth. Ing Syrup the beat remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Bookbinders in ing. Omaha are organiz- TO CURE A COLD IN ONI AT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets, All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 26c. New York jewelers eigbt-honr day. now enjoy the DKAFMESS CANNOT BM VRKD By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that la by constitu tional remedies. Ueafnesa la caueed by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tone. When tiiia tub gets In flamed too have a rumbling sooiid or imper fect bearing, and when It is entirely closed deaiiiesa is the reault, and unless the inflamma tion can be taken out and Hi is tube restored to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out ol tea are caused by catarrh. which la nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Hollars for any ease of Deafneaa(caused by catarrh) that ean not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, bend (of circulars, free. r. J. CHENEY A Ca, Toledo, 0. Bold by Druggif t, 76o Hall's raaslly Pills are th beat. Philadelphia will add 400 officers its police force. to Improveil Train Kqnlpmeat. The O. K. & N. and Oregon Short Line have added a buffet, smoking and library car to their Portland-Chicago through train, anil a dining car service has been iiiaugnarated. The train is equipped with the latest chair cars, day coaches and luxurious first-class and ordinary sleepers. Direct connec tion made at tf ranger with Union Pa cific, and at Ogden with Rio Grande line, from all points in Oregon, Wash ington and Idaho to all Eastern cities. For information, rales, etc., call or any O. K. & N. agent, or address VV II. Hurlburt, General Passenger Agent, Portland. The pumpers in the oil field at Wa bash, Ind., having been granted an ad vance in wages from f 50 to f 55 per month by the companies, the drillers and tool dressers are now clamoring for $3.60 a day. It is said that com promise will be effected on the basis jof3. FLORICULTURE. the Cansua Sanaa Deslrsme of rr.pat. lag Returns of Last tni'i atattstlos. Owing M th unusual intelligence ol florists as a class, aud the faot that the statistics ol their business whloh the census office requires, relate almost en tirely to the year 1800, a plan has been formed for taking an early census floriculture by mall, on special sched ales, and to tabulate and publish the returns thereof early, while othei branches of the great work of enumera tion are In progress. There are approximately 10,600 flor ists in the United States. The namei and addresses of a majority of them have been seoured and olassfled by the division ot agriculture in the census office, and each known proprietor will toon receive a copy of the special schedule devoted to this interest. will be accompanied by a list (so far a ascertained) ot all the florists in hie section, to be by hiin oorreoteti, added to and returned to the department for use in making the record complete and reliable This special schedule is not elab orate or complicated. It may be filled out easily and quickly by any florist who keeps a reasonably accurate run of his business. It asks for the (1809) acreage devoted to floriculture anil of each crop or variety of plants and flow era; the total area in square feet un der tlaas and the area of each crop or variety ot flower or plant raised there' under; the number of persons em ployed and tbe total wages paid to them; the amount expended for cata logties, postage, and fertilisers re spectively, and the gross receipts from the sales in each subdivision of the business. No private Individuals will be per mitted to have access to the schedules after tbey have been filled out and re turned, nor will the names of persons or firms giving information be pub lished in the census report. Figures only will be used and published, and the entire process and record of gath ering information will be confidential As the law requires the regular en nmeratora to obtain certain informa tion as to tenure, value, etc., during their visits in June, the next census ol floriculture, if the florists themselves shall be prompt and conscientious in filling out and returning the speoia schedules soon to be sent to them, will be the most perfect in history. They will be put to no expense, as the necessary stationery, with envel opes properly franked, will be pro t ided for their use. Dawaoa to Shagway a Wheel. The second man from Dawson tc Bennett over tne ice with a wheel has arrived in Skagway, and is elated ovet tbe prospects of the bike for use on the trail, says the Alaskan. He says the automobile is being talked of in Daw son for nee on the interior roads, one advantage over horses it is hoped it may have in the land being the elimi nation of feed bills. R. P. McLen nan is the man who brings the news. Mr. McLennan rode a great part of the distance on the wheel, and pre diets the bike will be a big factor i winter travel on the Yukon. He re omends it to any one wishing to make quick trip without freight or much baggage. He waa 14 days making the trip, but predicts that after the lakes are all frozen and the roads are packed well and the roughness worn off the trip be tween Dawson and Bennett should be made without any great effort in from five to six days. 'The first 100 miles out from Daw son," says Air. Mclennan, "was good traveling. Then on either side of Bel kirk for 20 miles the road was very rough. This side or that the road was very good, save for 10 miles of the Do minion cut-off. The Canadian Devel opment Company Is cutting down with axes and mattocks tbe 10 miles of rough road along the river this aide of Selkirk, and Dumbolton U cutting down the other side, thus making the stretch on both sides suitable for dou ble teams. Sledding is good from Car ibou through to Dawson, and the roa' in all places, except those mention- as rough, is as a rule packed hard am. smooth as a pavement. All freight on scows blockaded near Thistle and Stewart is being moved to Dawson by sled, also some from Five Fingers. The Klondike will be a greater producer next season than ever, an much dear work done in primary development last season will count next. Steam thawers will help, and Sulphur, Gold Run and Dominion promise to rank among the star creeks." Pacific Coast Chat. Lake county, Oregon, pays $1.25 week each for the keep of its paupers. The Lake county court last week put its O. K. on 721 bounty scalps one cougar, 47 wildcats and 673 coyotes. In 1898 Whatcom postofflce receipts were 110,356.43, and in 1899, f 12, 732.10. The quarterly report of Pierce county shows receipts of $336,000, of which 1100,000 goes to Tacoma as its share of tbe taxes. There is laiic ol putting in two new salmon canneries at Blaine. One ol the plants, if built, will be operated by Oregon men. A San Francisco firm advertises in some Eastern Oregon papers for "60, 000 rabbit and hare-skins during the winter months." The Wallowa News thinks that 'when wool can be produced profitably at 8 cents a pound, "sheepmen are 'doing fairly well at 16 cents." A Steilacoom farmer last week picked raspberries from bushes growing on his farm. The berries ripened per fectly and tasted as well as any gath ered in the summer. Several country newspapers have had occasion to notify delinquent subscrib ers that the office woodpile is getting low, even if the winter is mild. A goood-sized herring run was on last week, and the Pacific American Fish Company put up IS barrels for the Eastern markets. The state board will soon meet to consider plans for repairing and en larging tbe building for defective youth at Vancouver. The present structure Is too small to accommodate the pupils, and many children nave been refused admission. DEMAND IS QUIET. tolaass, However, Coallaisa llaady la Nearly All Lines r Trade. Braditreet's lays: Quietness as to demand but marked" steadiness as to price is still the leading, feature In trade lines, a condition it might be re maked not uncommon at this stage ot the year, which It a sort ot middle ground between stock-taking and In ventory time and the actual opening ot the spring season. Aggressive strength In prices la oon Ined to a tew staples, such as pork products, which are firmly held on a rather tardy recognition of the faot that supplies, both of live hogs and dead meats, are far fioui burdensome. Tal low, cotton-seed oil and similar pro ducts are sympathetically strong. Kaw and refined sugars have both advanced this week, not apparently because of the war between the refiners being set tied, but really because supplies of raw are limited. What few lines ot next season's woolen goods have been reported are at advances ranging from 26 to 85, per cent. Iron and steel are extremely quiet, but signs of weakness are not numer ous, the shading In pig iron being con fined to a few grades and markets. The demand for lumber is naturally light, but the length ot supplies is no table, as evidenced by the faot that white pine stocks are ii per cunt smaller than a year ago. Hides are dull at the East, but con siderable buying Is reported West, and quotations are fairly firm. Wheat in cluding flour shipments for the week aggregHt" 4,248,9116 bushels against S,509,6S2 bushels last week. The current week's failure returns reflect the annual clearing out of delin quent traders in a total for the week of 295, as compared with 229 last week, 304 in this week a year ago, Via In 1898, 478 in 1897 and 419 in 1896, PACIFIC COAST TRADE. Seattle Market. Onions, new, $1.00(8 1.25 per saok, Potatoes, new, $16020. Beete, per sack, 7 5 8 5c. Turnips, per sick, 60o. Carrots, per sack, 60c. Pamnips, per sack, 75 (9 85c. Cauliflower, 76o3$l perdosen. Cabbage, native and California, 7f fjOOo per 100 pounds. Apples, $1.25(91.60 per box. Pears, $1.00 1.25 per box. Prunes, 60o per box. Butter Creamery, 82o per pound; dairy, 17 23c; ranch, 84o per pound Eggs -240. Cheeee Native. 16o. Poultry 9(8 10c; dressed, 13(3 14o, Hay -Puget Sound timothy, $12.00; choice Eastern Washington timothy, $17.00(3 18.00 Corn Whole, $23.00; cracked, $28; feed meal, $23. Barley Rolled or ground, per ton, $31; whole, $22. Flour Patent, per barrel, $3.85; blended straights, $3.00; California, $3.25; buckwheat flour, $6.00; tra ham. per barrel, $3.80; whole wheat flour, $3.00; rye Sour, $3.80(94.00. Mlllstuffs Bran, per ton, $15.00; shorts, per ton, $17.00. Feed Chopped feed, $20.00 per ton; middlings, per ton, $20; oil cake meal, per ton, $30.00. Fresh Meats Choice dressed beef steers, 7M8c; cows, prime, 7c; pork, 7c: trimmed. 8Mc; veal. 8 4(4 10c. Hams Large, 13c; small, 18; breakfast bacon, 12bc; dry salt sides. 8c. Portland Market. Wheat Walla Walla, 60 61c; Valley, 61c; Bluestem, 63o per bushel. Floor Bent grades, $3.00; graham, $2.50; superfine, $2.15 per barrel. Oats Choice white, 8435o; choice gray, 34o per bushel. Barloy Feed barley, $15 16.00; brewing, $18.00 18.50 per ton. Millatuffs Bran, $17 per ton; mid dlings, $22; shorts, $18; chop, $16 per ton. Hay Timothy, $9.50(911; clover, $7(98; Oregon wild hay, $6(97 per ton. Butter Fancy creamery, 60 (9 65c; seconds, 42i45c; dairy, 8037,c; store, 22K27Xc. Eggs 18(9 19o perdosen. Cheese Oregon full cream, 12 Ko; Young America, 14c: new cheese lOo per pound. Toultry Chickens, mixed, $3,509 4.00 per dozen; hens, $4.60; springs, $2.50(98.50; geese, $7.008.&0 for old; $4.50(96.60; ducks, $0.00 9. 00 per dozen; turkeys, live, 1517o per pound. Potatoes 65 85c per sack; sweets, 2240 per pound. Vegetables Beets, $1; turnips, 90o; per sack; garlic, 7o per pound; cao bage, IKe per pound; parsnips, $1; onions, $1-00(91.10; carrots' $1. Hops 7 (9 01c; 1898 crop, 696o. Wool Valley, 12(9 18o per pound; Eastern Oregon, 8(8 14c; mohair, 27(9 80c per pound. Mutton Gross, best sheep, wethers and ewes, Se; dressed mutton, 6i(9 7c per pound; lambs, 7s0 per pound. Hogs Gross, choice heavy, $5.00; light and feeders, $4.60; dressed, $5.606.00 per 100 pounds. Beef Gross, top steers, $3. 6034. 00; cows, 3(g.ou; dressed beef, 0(S 7Jio per pound. Veal Large, 674c; small, 8(9 8o per pound. Has Vraneiaeo Market. Wool Spring Nevada, 1216o per pound; Eastern Oregon, 1216o; Val ley, 20 22c; Northern, 10(912o. Hops 1899 crop, ll12o per pound. Onions Yellow, 75(385o per sack. Butter Fancy creamery 25o; do seconds, 28 24c; fancy dairy, 21 22c; do seconds, 1820o per pound. Eggs Store, 2022o; fancy ranch, 27 28c. Millstuffs Middlings, $16.00 19.00; bran, $13(914.00. Hay Wheat $6.50(99; wheat and oat $6.60(99.00; best barley $6.00 00; alfalfa, $8.00 7.60 per ton; straw, 80 46o per bale. Potatoes Early Rose, 85 90; Ore gon Bnrlianu, b6ol.UO; river Bur banks, 90 90c; Salinas Burbanks, 1.00 1.25 per sack. Citrus Fruit Oranges, Valencia, $2.758.26; Mexican limes, $4.00 00; California lemons 75c$1.60; do choice $1.762.00 per box. Tropical Fruits Bananas, $1.50 60 per bnnch; pineapples, nom inal; Persian dates, $6o per pound. vine tke Last. "Ton have only an hour longer to live," said the physician, solemnly, to the wealthy miser on his deathbed, "Is there anything you wish attended to before yon pass awayT" "Yes," answered the stricken man In faint, yet eager tones. "I am' glad yon spoke of it. Send for the barber at once and have him shave me before I die. I only have to pay him 60 cents for coming in to shave me now, and the regular price Is one $1 for shaving a dead man. Might as well save that half-dollar while I'm about it." New York World. The CravlHg ror Stimulants Has lately attracted a great ileal of atten tion. The use of them seems to be In creasing. 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Whet they grow a little, salt, they 're shlftotj to one end of the instrument 'u' baked. So when we have a great many olnlulu . " w , 'l,u take 'em earlier, and they get so much chance tor grow, sah. That waa the case with youahs, sah." "Walter, it Is with great solemnity that I affirm that you hapwu to lie the greatet prevaricator I have ever met. Bring me a hnlf-iloxuu more of tluine chickens that go to roast early. Sou?" Philadelphia Call. Ne Longer a Competitor. He Don't you thluk that girl over there is beautiful? She (coldly critical) Oh, I don't know. Who is she Ho Mr. Nuler. Just been mar ried. She Yes. I thluk she U quite beautiful. Detroit Free Press. nr U ITU You can always smell a "dead one." He has a costive-looking face. His breath knocks you down. He drags his feet Listeners to his talk turn their heads the other way. His breath poisons God's pure air. 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