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The Telephone la War
An interesting experiment of install
ing a telephone by trotting cavalry m
recently successfully nudertalten by
come Prussian uhlans between Berlin
Dud Potsdam. Two seta of one officer
and two noncommissioned officers pro
ceeded in the early morning from Ber
lin to Potsdam. Each net was equipped
with a complete telephoue apparatus,
which one of the men carried in a
. leather case ou his chest, besides the
requisite quantity of thin wiiei. The
end of the wiie was connected with the
respective towns' telephone statioo,
and the wire was, by mean of fcak
fixed at the end of the lance, thrown
over the tops of the trees along the road.
As each kilometer of wire was thus sus
pended a halt was made and it was as
certained whether there was connection
with the station. A new kilometer of
wire was then connected with the for
mer, and on went the men. The two
sets met at Teltow. The wires, having
been respectively tested with their re
spective stations, were connected, and
telephonic connection between Berlin
and Potsdam was established. The dis
tanee is about 80 miles, and the whole
thing was done in about four hours.
London Exchange.
" A Prince's Gift.
The imperial princes have an English
governess, whom they look np to with
reverential awe, though notwithstand'
log, or perhaps fur that very reason,
they are greatly attached to her. A
short while ago this lady's birthday was
the occasion of sundry presentations
from her little pupils and their august
parents. Among the valuable tokens of
liberality the governess noticed an in
significant looking cardboard box.
"Whatever is this?" she said as she
took it up in her hand.
Here Prince Oscar drew himself np
to his full height and replied, "That is
from rue!"
"But it is empty," remarked the as
tonished recipient
And the little prince replied: "Tea,
it is empty now, but tomorrow papa is
going to pull my first tooth, and the
box is to put it in. Then I'll give it to
you."
- Next day, sure enough, the little
man, his face beaming with delight,
presented the tooth to his teaober, who
now wears it as a trinket on her bangle.
Berliner Tageblatt. , -
Death of tha Crowing Hea.
: At a very recent date, in many parts
of our country, it was sign of bad
lock for a hen to crow. Just why, is
difficult to trace. Perhaps because it
was considered the assumption by a
female of masculine prerogatives. When
ever a hen dared attempt it, she was
run down by the united efforts of all
the children on the premises, and her
head paid the forfeit
A recent traveler in Kentucky writes
that while Ticking at the country home
of a friend a ben was heard to crow.
Instantly the c.F was raised : "Catch
berl . Kill her!" He interposed in the
hen's behalf by reminding his hosts
that this was an "age of rights," and
she was therefore not guilty of any
wrongdoing. They scoffed at his hetero
doxy, and the clamor that followed pre
pared him for the return of the pursuers
bearing the head of the foolish fowL
Lippinoott's Magazine.
Lord Rone and HI Work.
In his earlier years Lord fiosse used
to be a diligent observer with the great
telescope which was completed in the
year 1 845. But I think those who knew
Lord Bobso well will agree that it waa
more the mechanical processes incidental
to the making of the telescope which
. engaged his interest than the actual ob
servations with the .telescope when it
was completed. Indeed one who knew
him well said he believed Lord Bosse't
special interest in the great telescope
ceased when the last nail had been
driven into it But the telescope waa
never allowed to lie idle, for Lord Bosse
always bad about him some enthusiastic
young man whose delight it was to em
ploy to the uttermost the advantages of
his position in exploring the wonders of
the sky. Good Words. ,
, ChrTeolnrai
Chrysoloras, a native of Constanti
nople, who has been styled the restorer
of Greek in Italy, carried Greek lore
. and taught his native tongue to the
magnates and youth of the principal
Italian cities from 1400 to 1415, and
bis Greek grammar waa the standard
for many years. Greek at that time was
little known in western and northern
Europe, not a single book in that idiom
being found in the library of the king
of France as late as 1425, but it be
came a favoiite study in Italy, where
many Greek scholars found refuge after
the final overthrow of the eastern em
pire in 1458.
The Methodist Episcopal church south
claims 15,017 societies, with a member
ship of 1,209,978. This denomination
owns 19,688 churches, seating 8,859,
488 persons. The value of the church
property is stated to be $18,775,868.
DaEaFQIlaE from a most hor
rible blood dis
ease I had spent hundreds of dollars
trying various remedies and physi
cians, none of which did me any
good. My finger nails came off and
my hair came out, leaving me
perfectly bald. I then went to
HOT GFRMGS
Hoping to be cured by this celebrated
treatment, but very soon became disgusted
and decided to try S.S.S. The effect was
truly wonderful. I commenced to recover
at once, and after I had taken twelve bot
tles I was entirely cured cured by S.S.S.
wneu ine wcria
renowned Hot
Springs had failed.
m cw
strew?-
Acutely Pure
TH6 ROMANCE OF THE TELEGRAPH.
ml tew Odd IMmewlMea of Opera tin
a 1.1m Throag-h Qaeer Ceeatrtee.
A good deal of romance hovers around
the means by which the world's news is
gathered. The speed and accuracy with
which telegraph messages are trans
mitted between the uttermost porta of
the earth ia marvelous when the condi
tions under which they are sometimes
transmitted are considered.
The Indo-European telegraph line
offer a good illustration. It runs from
London to Lowestoft on the east coast
of England, It then dips under the sea
to Eniden, on the German coast, whence
it passes through Germany to the Rus
sian frontier. From this point the wire
passes bv wav of Warsaw, Kowuo, Odes
sa, the Caucasus, and Tiflis to Persia,and
by Tauria to Teheran, the capital of the
shah's qneer domain. There it joins
the Indian government line which runs
from the Persian capital to Bushire on
the Persian gulf. Thence the wires run
through Baluchistan, and complete the
route by connecting at Karachi, in
northern India. The operation of this
immense stretch of line, passing through
countries of such varying climates and
general characteristics, is obviously one
of much difficulty. On the snow
swept steppes of Russia the wires are
sometimes snapped like thread by the
rapid flight of flocks of wild geese. The
poles are cut down and made into fire
wood by the nomad tribes of the Cau
casian districts, and the cunning inn
keepers of Georgia seek to boom their
post horse trade by deliberately creating
faults in the wires. In certain parts of
the mountainous regions of Asia the
maintenance of the solitary line involves
no little personal risk and hardship to
the staff hands. Communication ia
often cut off by avalanches in the moun
tain districts, and the work of repairing
after a snowfall of five or six feet is
no light matter.
These monntain stations are provi
sioned with several months' supplies be
fore the winter sets in, as the staff will
be in touch with the rest of the world
by the wire only until the spring
weather opens out the passes. In these
supplies are always included a liberal
allowance of books and games where
with to relieve the monotony of the
tedious winter exile. New York Sun.
THE SOUTHERN SUMMER.
It Is Claimed Tha While Loag It Is Not
Oppresalro.
' Wrong impressions are hard to eradi
cate from the human mind. ' In the
north and west it ia a popular delusion
that southern summers are extremely
hot and oppressive, and that life here
during the summer months is almost
unbearable. This impression is formed
upon no knowledge of the matter, but
simply upon the assumption that, as
we are nearer the equator, it must
necessarily be much warmer than in
more northern latitudes. An investiga
tion of the records of the government
weather bureau will show that there is
no ground for such an assumption.
Our summers are long, but they are
not unpleasant The heat in the north
and west is much mote oppressive dur
ing June, July and August than in the
south. Deaths from sunstroke are much
more numerous there, and the heat is
decidedly more sultry. Our long even
ings are delightful, and a sultry night
is seldom experienced. Our laborers
work in the fields all day long, and
suffer less from the warmth than those
of the north.
In a nutshell, our summers compare
favorably with those of any section of
the country, and our long, pleasant,
warm season is a decided advantage.
Our farmers can commence to work the
land long before their northern and
western brothers think of beginning,
and can continue to utilize it months
after they have stopped. In the towns
and cities the resident are exempted
from heavy expenditures for warm win
ter clothing, and for the larger portion
of the year the only fuel burned is for
oooking purposes.
In comparison with the north and
west, it is doubtful if our long, pleas
ant summer is not as far superior to
their short, blistering one as our short,
mild winters are to their long, frigid
ones. Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.
Lawyer Who Make Their Own Win.
Many celebrated men have neglected
to settle their affairs. Ben Jonson, Dry-
den and Sir Isaac Newton all died in
testate, Bacon insolvent, and the epi
gram on Butler's monument in the ab
bey sufficiently explain why he and
many others like him never made a
will:
The poet's fate la here in emblem shown :
Be asks for bread and he receives atone.
"Wills," said Lord Coke, "and the
construction of them do more perplex
man than any other, and to make a (
certain construction of them exceedeth
jurisprudentium artem. " An old prov
erb says that every man is either a fool
or physioian at 40. Sir H. Balford
happening one day to quote the saying
to a circle of friends, Canning humor
ously inquired, "Sir Henry, mayn't be
be both?' ' At any rate experience teaches
that lawyer who draw their own will
sometime make great mistakes. Sir
Samuel Romilly's will was improperly
worded, Chief Baron Thompson's will
became the subject of chancery proceed
ings, while the will of Bradley, the
eminent conveyancer, was actually set
aside by Lord Thurlow. Temple Bar.
' Bis Great Anxiety.
Athlete Did I break it, doctor?
Doctor I will be plain, sir. The arm
broken, the collar bone crushed, the
skull is fractured.
Athlete No, no, no I The did I
break the - : . ...
'-'What, my son?"
"Record I "Cleveland Plain Dealer.
There are 17 different branches of
Methodism in this country, eaoh having
a distinctive name, its own church prop
erty, it own organization, its own
places of worship and it own body of
membership.
HENRI BRISSON.
elected President of the French
Chamber of Oeputiee,
By no means the least notable figure
In French politics Is Henri Hrlsaou
who has beeu re-elected president of
the chamber of deputies. In manner,
In attire, and In mode of living he Is like
one of the revolutionists pho despised
the trumperr suit the trappings of
HKNBt BRISSON.
kings and courtiers and nobles. Ue de
spises the good clothe of the modern
politician and dresses In the most shab
by of garments. Ho lives in a unit-
atory flat In an obscure street, ana,
controlling the motions of the depu
ties. Is not too proud to climb to his
attic at night and retire to sleep tia
tot He Is 00, a lawyer, a Journalist and
an unalterable foe of the Jesuits. Un
der the empire he was a lawyer with
no practice, but his star appeared above
the horizon when In 1870, after the fall
of the empire, he was made Mayor of
Paris. Five years later he was elected
member of the assembly. He was
once minister of Justice, and was chief
of the Panama commission. Ills at
tempt at premiership tn 1SS5 va not
satisfactory to himself. Ills party or to
the people. He is said to be a miiu of
great force of character, honesty and
political Integrity, which is to be ex
pected when the ultra simplicity of his
life is taken Into consider) tloa He
baa boundless courage in his convic
tions, and If it were not for the literal
probity of his way of living and '.be
shabblnees of his attlr be nilgt.; have
been made president.
BEAT OF THE PENDULUM.
A Device for Keeping; It Plumb and
True at All Time.
The illustration represents a leveling
device adopted for attachment to a
clock mechanism to control the pendu
lum and verge, whereby they will be
kept plumb, Irrespective of the frame
carrying the clock mechanism proper.
The clock mechanism may be of any
desired construction, and the verge
wheel shaft Is Journaled in the frame
at the back and In a bracket projected
at the front, each bearing being formed
with a boss having an Integral stud,
anu on the studs being pivoted the up
per members of a U -shaped frame from
which depends a weight.
The front member of the U-shaped
frame is at all times In front of the
verge rod. while the rear member Is
KSKPS TBS PEKDUI.rM PI.t'UB.
straight On the inner fa'ce of the front
member Is pivoted a block in which Is
Journaled one end of the verge spindle.
Its opposite end being held In the usnal
spring. The verge is thus carried by the
weighted swinging frame, and the pen
dulum rod at Its upper end, after pass
ing through the verge, is secured in the
nsual manner to a poet, which Is also
secured to the back of the forward
member of the weighted frame, where
by both the pendulum and the verge
are kept perfectly plumb. The device
la very simple and inexpensive.
Leaner of the Sea,
Many of the inhabitants of the sea are
good jumpers and some have become
I famous. Among them should be men
tioned the tarpon or silver king, a huge
' fish with scales that gleam like silver,
which constitutes the famous game fish
l IU.IU U AUO IOUJIQ V. .'I'D UVUU.lt u .
creature are often astonishing. -Several
years ago a steamer was rushing down
the St John river. The captain was
sitting on the fore deck, leaning against
the pilothouse, when suddenly there
rose in the air a beautiful shining fish
four feet in length. It came on like an
arrow and landed in the lap of the cap
tain as neatly as though it had been
placed there.
In Pacific waters the tuna, an ally of
the horse mackerel, is noted for its
leaps. Sometimes a school sweeps up the
coast and the powerful fish, often
weighing
800 pounds, are seen in the
air in everv direction. Thev are like an
arrow, turn gracefully five or six feet
i in the air and come down, keeping the
' water for acres in a foam, and if not
' the greatest jumpers they are certainly
( the most graceful of the leapers of the
sea, fniladelpnia Times. ..,
He Found HI Forte,
A young man from a rural village
who was somewhat of a scapegrace
around his native heath recently came
to the city and got a job as a street car
conductor. After he had been at work a
few weeks he went home to spend a
day. He told all kinds of stories of his
sterling worth in the oity. Here's one
that tickled his father:
"The other day I was coming down
Main street with a car jammed with
people. When I got near the center of
the business section, a well dressed man
stepped out to get off the car. As he did
so he said I hollered the names of the
streets the plainest of any conductor be
ever rode with. He invited me to come
up and see him at his place of business.
I went there the next day, and be gave
me a box of 10 cent cigars. "
"I knew that boy would make his
mark if he once got into the oity," ex
claimed the old man. Buffalo Courier.
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j
FATALITY OF A NAME
A 8TRANGE INCIDENT WHICH SUG
GESTS MENTAL TELEPATHY.
It Ie Tenoned For by a Member of Chica
go's Health Department A "Pipe atory"
Which Ha Broken Down the Bale and
Made It Way Into Print.
Writers of fiction have no monopoly
ef the strange or supernatural. There
are things taking place every day in
Chicago which are as devoid of rational
explanation as the mysterious coining
of the novelist's brain. Newspaper
men hear of them, bnt in the rush for
cold, hard facta, demanded both by city
editors and newspaper readers, the "pipe
stories," as qneer and unexplninable
happenings are called in journalistic cir
cles, are at a discount Were it unt for
thi the following incident, which can
be verified by the word of several repu
table men, would long ago have re
ceived the space and attention it merits
instead of being consigued to the waste
baskot as the "pipe dream" of an opium
devotee:
One cold wintry night not so long
ago Dr. L. T. Potter, now connected
with the Chicago health department,
and a number of his companions were
sitting in the office of the Oakland hotel,
Drexel and Oak wood boulevards,
when a stranger of diffident manner en
tered. His clothes and jewelry marked
him a person of means, but he seemed
downhearted and worried, and when
he asked permission of the clerk to sit
in the office awhile, Dr. Potter ana ms
companions at once si eed him up as a
man who had been out on a spree, was
without ready oash to pay for bed,
and took this means of getting refuge
from the winter's blasts. The stranger,
who was young and intelligent, grew
uncomfortable under the ill disguised
scrutiny of the crowd and finally said :
Gentlemen, I would like to explain
my presence here and why I sit up in
the office in preference to taking a bed.
In the first place, let me assure yon it
is not a matter of money, "drawing out
goodly siiied roll of bills. "For some
years my lather, who is a resident or
New York, has had trouble with his
family and has been a wanderer. He
was at one time worth considerable
money, but this has been lost, and
number of letters which I have of late
received from him show me he is de
spondent This afternoon I got a letter
from bim, dated in Detroit, saying he
would arrive in Chicago tonight, take
room at this hotel and end his life by
turning on the gits. He added that in
the event of the gus failing he had a
pistol with him, with which he would
send a bullet through his brain. Father
had no idea I would get this letter to
day, as I have been out of towu, and it
was only an unexpected cose of sickness
in my family which brought me back.
am sitting np here to intercept him
when be comes in and prevent the sui
cide which he contemplates. Fortunate
ly I have means enough for both and
can relieve his anxiety in this respect "
Dr. Potter and his friends were at
once interested. They congratulated the
stranger on his good luck in having re
ceived his father's letter in time and
tendered their services in any way in
which they might be desired. Two or
three times an effort was made to find
ont the man's name, bnt he parried the
questions on the ground that, as his fa
ther's plans would be frustrated, he did
not care to have his identity disclosed.
"Ton may, however, call nieMelchior,
as it is awkward to address a man with
out a name, and Melchior is as good a
anything, barring the right one." The
evening sped along, and about midnight
the stranger, being assured no more
trains would arrive before morning,
took his departure, saying he thought
his father must have been detained or
perhaps have happily changed his mind.
The occurrence was so much out of the
ordinary that Dr. Potter and his friends
sat up for an hour or more talking it
over. At 1 o'clock . they went to bed,
and few minutes later the night clerk
retired, leaving an assistant who had
not heard the story in charge of the
office. About 1.80 in came an old gen
tleman with a traveling bag in hand,.
who registered as "George C Mel
chior," and was assigned to a room.
In the morning the chambermaid re
ported a strong smell of gas on that
floor. The door of the newcomer's room
waa broken in, and he wa found dead,
with a pistol in his right hand and a
bullet wound in his head. He had
turned on the gas and then (hot him
self, By this time everybody in the
bouse had beard the story and of the
young man's visit the night before, and
ail were positive that the old gentleman
who had killed himself .was his father.
The afternoon papers bad a report of
the suicide and before night the young
man waa back at the house asking to
see the body.
"I don't understand how father could
have registered as 'Melchior,' for it is
not his name, and I only used it last
night to conceal our own," the stranger
said. "It must have been a case of
mental telepathy. "
On reaching the room where the body
lay a much more peculiar episode oc
curred. The moment the young man
saw the face of the corpse he said ;
"That's not father. I never saw this
man before. He is not known to me."
Nor was he. A search of the dead
man's effects brought ont papers prov
ing his identity as George 0. Melchior
and giving reasons for suicide somewhat
similar to those advanced by the young
stranger when he was telling his story
the night before. Within a week Dr.
Potter heard from the young man, who
said his father was alive and well, hav
ing recovered from his despondency and
abandoned his intention of taking bis
life, but the mystery of how a man
giving the same name should appear at
the hotel selected by the stranger's
father, on the same night, and commit
suicide in the same manner outlined by
him ba never been explained. Chicago
Tribune. -
So for as known no writer on evolu
tion has taken account of the steady and
remarkable growth of hailstones. There
was a time when the regulation size
wa about that of a small pea. From
this it has increased through varions
stages to the size of a marble, a hickory
nut ana a ben s egg until now we bear
of hailstones "larger than baseballs,"
and it is not even stated bow much
larger. Can it be that this continuous
growth is an effort on the part of nature
to respond to the increasing demand for
new sensations, or wbat is it and where
will it end? Minneapolis Journal.
GOT A BABY BOY NOW
HAPPINESS IN
MAN'S
A SOUTHNERN
HOME.
Ileed the Red Flag of Danger at the
Railroad Crosslng-A Warning
to America' Men,
"For twenty-six
year I hav used
tobacco in great
quantities, and of
late years too to
cigarette s ni o x
Ine." wrltrs Mr
W. K. Blmpson,
oi Ij uompie.i,.
"I want to no on
record that tobao-
oo has robbed me
of many year of
ins ana a greet
dealotbappfnn
I reallc It now
I compare in y
ineiuiK ana uiy
condition with that of a year uko, when I
wa a tobacco saturated oiKareti neua
"Manv and manv a time did 1 try to quit
moxing myseu into eternity, ui uuum
not put through a day without (uttering
HUtUlB HVrTVU HiriUIV. Wllivil "U"'U "
orease hour by hour till finally, to save
myself as it seemed from almost Hying to
.. . . . . . . I.t t. -.a,, 1,1
Dieoea. 1 had to liKht the little white nlne-
tiok and swallow the smoke.
One day I read in my paper 'Don't To-
bacco BdIi and Smoke tour Life Away,'
lust what I was doing; It oame to rue like
tne warning oi too man wnu warn ue fro
Hag of danger at the railroad oruoalng, and
aid that No-To-llao wa an absolutely
gua-anteed roller rrora tooaooo uavery,
I did not believe it, but like a drowning
ping at a straw, l eouiiuenoeu
taking No-To-llao.
The elleota were magical ; it destroyed
the nerve eraving and dcair for cigarette.
Two boxes, would you believe it? mad
ni well and strong.
I bar gained menially, pnysieauy in
vigor and mauhood, and with the brain
free from the nicotine and a breath no
lunger befouled with tobacco smoke. I am
o happy to-day to writ No-To-ttacdki it
all a year ago, so the our i time-teeted
ud tried, not only in my own case, but
seveialoi my friend who bar also been
oured.
W hav a baby boy now.
Mv wite and 1 feel that all thi happi
ness started from the time when I nrat
used No-To-Bao, and in evidence of our ap
preciation, and in order tbat tb memory
of the happinesa may b p rpetuated in a
living form, w want to name our baby boy
after the man wbo wrote tb line 'I)on't
Tobaooo Unit and Bmok Your Mr Away.'
"No-To-Hac is popular her and all our
druggists sell It. Hardly a day passe but
(onieboUy askim at out No-To-Bao, so i
don't want you to hesitate to use the
line in any way tbat you think will niak
known to (utfrring humanity the happi
nea that there 1 in No-To-Bao for the
many men with nloolinised brain and
weakened resolutions, if they only will
make up their minds to save the want ol
vital power to say nothing ot the money
now going up into smoke and out In to
bacco spit.
After the ball Is over,
Alter the dance Is through.
Come draeimahera' bills aud doctor's pll't.
Euouf a lor a year or two,
MAN WAS MADS TO MOCKS,
Perhapa, bnt rhenmallun need not add to the
calamines to which we are more or lees aub
leot. when there la auob an ettlclent nni ot
cnunh-raolln Ihedireromplaiut ai Hoeu-uor's
Stomach Bitten. When the liver, bowela or
tomacn are out of order, or th siaueya or
nervee trosbleaome, the B Ittera la auto an ef
Detent remedy. It prertula and remedies all
mtuarii uimiEuer.
. A giddy young girl of foletne,
When her fellow bit tuff hd all blogne.
Tueaed her dear little head.
And cut htm quite dead,
With a heart ol time carbonate itogoe.
CONSUMPTION CURED
AN ABSOLUTE REMEDY FOR ALL
PULMONARY COMPLAINTS.
. A. Sloensa Offer te Bend Two Bot
tles Free ot His Remedy to Car
Consumption and All Long Trouble
An Elixir of Life.
JSo thing could be fairer, more pblli
philan
thropic or carry more joy In It wake than
tne uner oi i. jl.
Blocum. M. C oi 183
Pearl street. Mew York. Perfectly confi
dent tbat he has an absolute remedy for
th oure ol consumption and all pulmon
ary ooni plaints, be offer through this pa
per to (end two bottle free to any reader
who is suffering from lung trouble or con
sumption, also loss of flesh and all condi
tion of wasting. He invite those desir
ous of obtaining thi remedy to lend their
ezpree and postotHo add re, and to re
ceive in return th two bottles free, which
will arrest the approach oi death. Already
thi remedy, by it timely use, ha per
manently cured thousand of cases whloh
were given up, and death waa looked upon
as an early visitor.
Knowing hi remedy as he doe, and be
ing o proof-poiltiv of it beneficent re
ran, Dr. Blocum consider it hi religion
duty, a duty whioh bs owe to humanity,
to donate hi Infallible remedy where it
will assault the enemy in it citadel, and.
by its inherent potency, stay th current
of dissolution, bringing joy to home over
which th ahadow ot the grave baa been
gradually growing more (trongly denned,
cauaing fond heart to grieve. The cheap
ness of th remedy offered freely apart
from it inherent strength, is enough to
commend it, and more o 1 the perfect
oonfldenoe of th great ohemlst making th
offer, who hold out lit to thoee already
becoming emaciated, and savs: "B
cured."
The invitation I certainly worthy of tb
consideration ot th atHicted, who, for
year, have been taking nauseous nostrums
without effect; wbo have ostracised them
selves from home and friends to live in
more salubrious climes, where the atmos
phere ia mora congenial to weakened lung,
and who hav fought againat death with
all tb weapon and itrangth in their
band. There will be no miatak in send
ing for the free bottle tb miatak will
be in passing th Invitation by.
Tbt Oibhsa tor breakfast.
A RAZOR
If VOU Send US 60 Coupon, or
ii yuu aena US a Coupon and 60 cent
OR,
W( WILLtCNO A 3
lio ffvsrue4 to
b Dt qiutitl
For
You win find one coupon Inside each 9 ounce bag, and
two coupon inside each 4 ounc bag of
n
END COUPONS WITH NAMC AND ADOfUSS TO
Blackwell'g Durham Tobacco Co., Durham, N. 0.
fluy a bag of this Celebrated Smoking Tobacco, and read tha
coupon, which givesnlistof ot'ier premiums and how to get them.
9 CgNT STAMPS) ACCEPTED.
.imifcMjasMniai:iaMaW!iiw;M
Threadbare Oenla Wee Rewarded.
A moldy looking wayfiirer knocked
at the back door ot nomblt dwelling
In the uburb the other morning ana
Inquired of the woman who answered
the knock! . .
"Do you want your piano tuned to
day, ma'am f" w
"Lund wtkoa I" she replied. "We
haven't any piano," .
"Perhaps the frescoing in your parlor
needs touching op little," he sug
grated,. "There ain't any frescoing In the
parlor."
A look of deep molnuoholy settled on
the fnoe of the tourist,
"I urn very sorry," he said. "By do
ing this kind of work for our best pen
plo I make my living. I was hoping I
might be able by the exnrois of cue of
niyculliuR in your tasty oottago to earn
my breakfast"
"Lord love you, come right lul" cor
dially exclaimed the woman, opening
the door wide. " Yon're u greasy fraud,
and I know it, but you've got talent,
aud I admire talent wherever I meet it.
How'll you have yonr egg hard or
oft boilodr' ' Chicago Tribune,
WHAT'S A BUMP
In our peculiar vernacular, w say
bump on a log and a bump on s human
being. What one might call a Dump an
other on would call a thump. Thus w
hav a bump from a thump and a thump
from a bump. In Ilk manner, a bruin
mav cause a bump, and a bump may cause
a nruise, or perhaps a tnnnip may onus
both. Well, what' the dUterano. so Ion
a w suffer from either hump or bruise,
w want to get rid of it. TiiaOs true, and
th surest, quickest way to cur a bruise I
at one to us Bt. Jacob Oil. Then th
question will be not what it I, but what it
was, a it win promptly masppear.
Htrawber-Why do yon think yo will hav
anv troubl
keeplu th eiiiarement aeoretf
slufvny-i
bad to toll th girl, Oliln't it
100 RRWARO S10O.
Tb reader of thi paper will b pleased
to learn that there I at leaat on dreaded
dieraa that aoieno ba been abl to cure
in all It stage and thai i Catarrh. Hall't
Catarrh Van 1 tb only poaltiv our now
known to tb medirai fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, require
constitutional treatment. Hall' Catarrh
Cur I taken internally, acting directly
upon th blood and muoou eurfaoe of the
system, thereby destroying tb foundation
of th diseaa and giving tb patient
strength by building up tb constitution
ana asaiating nature in aoinc it wora.
Tb proprietor bar o much faith In lit
curative power, tbat they offer On Hun
dred Doll tr fur any ear that It fail to
cure, neua lor list ot iestluionlai. .
Add res.
K. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0.
raw-Bold by UruggiaU, Tao.
Hall' Fauillv Pill are th best.
FIT.
AU rite stepped free or Dr. mine
Great Nerve Restorer. Ho
nia aiw to ant
aay'a see. Matvelooa ear.
inai aottw rree ta m
eaeae. Bead t Dr,
Suae,
"I Am St., ralladalpkla. Fa,
Piao' Cur i th niedlcln to break n
children's Uoughs and Colds. Ms. U
Blcst, bpragus, Wash., March 8, ISM.
ICFMT9 aYlUTCn 0n novki.tim.
Huiniv rranii.li rug money I
Ferine In
troducllun Co
lis Bush hi ,
koom I, ban dsn-
ouoo, ( al.
opiur.is
Morphine Habit Cored In 10
toxoaer. No
0....STtMeNi
No par till eared.
no,l
, Lekeaen.Okie,
if yon want
sure relief for
limns, use an
Allcock's
Beak in Mind Not en of
tation is a good a th genuine.
TJf" CHtCHtartu s tuauut. Hto Cou
5a Wf titif nrwii. &
SJHIl fill in nuiHu
TMSomamsLSMO anoint.
flT hu. -s sIm HSSes. Teke
I UtSles. ssi DncriM Mr rntssexw.
yf AU r me ", - 'SsierssrseMeaerese eeaeterSrlta. SI OrsuMa. ej es4 ea
D e.ls er e sennsnt neiil.e s4 "eWllef teates, lleeir, t ester Mali.
,n TeitlnmUls W.
tHlCHUTKH CUKMUIAI.
X IS? y 1 '. IV JW JK. . T The very remarkable and certain
W C J V TNT relief given woman by MOOKE'8
"w""" """V KEVEALJED KKM KDY has glvsn
It the name of Woman's-Friend. It Is -r- g uniformly sncces-
ful in relieving the backache,hadache J-i f J j n,. and weakness
which burden and shorten a woman's life. Thousand of
women testify lor it. it will give health and strength
and make lite a pleasure. For sale by all drunrliu.
BLUMAUER-FRANK DRUG CO., Pobtlamo, Agents.
SAW
FLOUR
MINING
MARINE
WARE-HOUSE
"WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES.
GREAT 8AVINQ RESULTS PROM THE USE OP
SAPOLIO
Overeats le me
bMausUI'
BLADC
PENKNIFE
60 Coupons, or
2 Coupons and 60 cents.
a
Scrofula
Infest the blood of humanity, t,
apHra In varied forms, but I forid
to yield to Hood's Hariwparllla, which
purllle and vitalise the blood and
curei all such diseases. Read thin
In September, luf't. I mdeamlsiiii(
Injured my ankle. Very toon l1rward,
A Sore
two inoh nomas fanned and In wa'klng
to fever It I sprained my ankle, Th oi
bcini wnr i I could not put my boot,
ou nnd 1 thmight I should hav to give up
al every slsp. ( -uld nut get any rlt.
and had to id"l' wk' 1 r"'1 f sour el
similar eh by llool'i Harsapsrllla ami
eonclu led to try It. fe I Inul taken
all of two bottles the sore bad healed ai d
the swelling had guns down. My
Foot
is now wall and I hav been greatly ben,
flted otherwise. I hav Increased n
Wright and am In better health. I cannot
say enough In prals of Hood's Bitmap,
rllla." .Mas. II. IImk. Bo. Merwlok, M.
Thi aud other sluillur cure provr a thai
ruOOdS
Sarsaparilla
UtheOo True Blood Purifier. All draegtrtsj It.
rr aied imljr by I. I. Hood A Co., Lowell, Maah
u.AJ. D.lla the brat family eathartl
livwu 9 I ma anil ll
liver enuiulmil. We
you
do the
mending
Not the Merchsnt.
He wants to matt a much a he ran by
oiling you Inferior Llndlng which he
claim are "juste good" a S. II. A M.
But yu lit Ikt wunj.nf. Insist on having
Bias Velveteen klrt Rinding and yoej
mvs the mending.
If your dealer will not supply you ws
will.
Send for aamplet, thewln labels ana meiertelt,
ta Ih S. H. A M. Co . P. O. not . New York Cy.
THei"XKRTi
mmM-MI emms-a, lieeaaw H has rsrtmeo the am at
ana sewer le I .) eaat llmae U has aiaaf avaoeh
.) aeone, aodMpBUee lutaeeeaad reseii
A V at ruar Ooer. it can and doe faruuii a
Meat. UeivuiMd anr.
Ounntettaa windmill. Ttlllne
T aa rued ate.
I FUed steel Teams, steal Baas saw
' tw Frames, meet Feed Cuuere an Fee
Oh Urlmleta, m aatrtieeaoa It wilt aeaeieae
M at these aruelaa that It wut f urn MS eaul
Jennerr let at 13 the usual artoe.' It I
Tank sen thnase at all kiaos. Bead for eaiainaue.
rettery l Ult. eetxwe rUaasri llriits. CUta
pains In th back, side, chest, of
Porous
Plaster
th hot of counterfeits and Imi
Vs. eelr e (era. see reesSK rui
etUS fluHul ti IS Me ess Wa
ee ether klae. SefeM JSt.lownesI ess
anen - s i
e kr sU Less! Ir.l-t. .
Cw Seal MeSUen e., f Ml LAnrlJ-HIA. FA,
MACHINERY S"
IT FIRST
BV OORRISPONOINO WITH
THE V1LUUUTE IROI WORKS
PORTLAND, OREGON
rev VW
BueULambeistM
2 0 3 - 3 u ST PORTLAND.
Mima CATALOG
BKNALDO.
MARKIBD LI1BS
I Mauy or yes bar
Jbian suffering for
KItll TH1MI
rears from troubles kuown as Vmol R'earf
anil have been able In set no help. Yon bar
uaia In year lack, aernae your tuxly and dowa
jranr Umbt, hrnttarht, at other easily reoosnlsed
ayaintoms of female trouble.. Our preparation
"KKNAI.DO," AralfA Mlm, Is the prescrlpilen
of celebrated sneelallatnn female diseases, In
wbose hande u &aa been the mean ef cnrla
Aaadrtds. It will our youl It OVefme all
ocmawkloh may be present and to which all
ibene troubles are due, but la perfectly harmless
to th
patient. The prrsnatwy
by our wash and so la of ai
ill not
h armed
I Kill
ftrrest tt
at aee k) re-
Here many of Ita troubles aa vomltlns;, ete. W
will mall on application circular containing -tenalr
description of th e and action of thla
(rest remedy. One box of "Renalrlo" sufficient
tor
or mouths' treatment wltb mil dlrestlona. IA.
We also have "Henaldo" In capsules at II per
email no, or i
or In per large box, smaller. Lady
ited: can mase 6 to $10 per day, as
wants Kensldo, Kemlt by registered
scents wanU
every ladv w
letter, P. O. money order or express money
order payable to Kit NO CHKMlilAIr CO.,
box low Bail Jose, California.
MRS. WINSLOW'S VPa
FOR CHILDftlN TIITHINO
e'er esls kr sll UresTfaU. SS beets a Settle.
itisTt. Brrun.
tiro. Hold ty ArwrtiMLiF
S1'Te?rr"e
N. P. H, 0. No. 630.-. F. V, V, So. Tlf