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KISSES AND THE LAW
THE COCOANUT PALM.
AFTER THIRTY YEARS
VfcUT KICK IMDBBD
LEGAL PROCEEDINGS THAT WERE
CAUSED BY OSCULATION.
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' Al5&QUWn2MX PURE
CAREER OF JOHNSON.
FROM TAILOR'S BENCH TO PRES
IDENTS CHAIR.
Hot a Mam Who Waa Personally Pop
alar Gained Public Favor by Bta
Chnmpionahipof the Hoaaeatead Law
Tenant to Write by flia Wife,
j Rom from Obscurity.
I Whatever pertains to the life and
character of men who have come op
from the bumble walks to places of
honor and distinction among their fel
lows possesses a charm bordering on
the romantic. In a country like ours,
where every man Is a sovereign, where
the position he may attain Is not cir
cumscribed by the accident .of birth,
and where the royal road to fame Is
open to all, the contestants for honor,
wealth and fame are seldom equally
equipped in the beginning of life for the
AKDBEW J0H.V8O5T.
great struggle. When it transpires that
one who has nothing to depend upon
for success but native brawn and brain,
steps upon the arena and like "a plum
ed knight," challenges the descendants
of a long line of distinguished ances
try who have been carefully trained
and educated, and whose patrimonial
estates eliminate from their problem of
life the serious question of bread-winning;
and when the challenger reaches
the goal of ambition In advance of
those who seemed to have the advan
tage of fortuitous birth and surround-
mon among popular politicians. His
method of reaching the popular mind
was deeper than this. In seeking a
solution of the question of his marvel
ous popularity and success, one cannot
attribute It to that mysterious personal
magnetism which characterised many
public men, notably Clay and Blaine.
Johnson waa not personally popular.
He did not possess the faculty of arous
ing great enthusiasm in his followers.
He was a student of human nature as
well as of the current political history
of his country, and sought to put him
self before the people as the representa
tive of popular principles rather than
as a personally popular leader. Ms In
tuition pointed out the former as the
most enduring kind of popularity. He
saw in the homestead law that waa
being agitated a bobby that would car
ry him into public favor, and he made
the most of it It was a most fascinat
ing word-picture that he drew before
his assembled countrymen when he
told them he was in favor of the dis
tribution of the public domain Into
homes that should be free to every
American cltlxen. Then he told them
of a time when the humblest and poor
est would have a home In the rich and
fertile prairies of the West, where he
could live surrounded by every comfort
and convenience of his life, his pockets
filled with glittering gold shining
through the silken meshes of his well
filled purse. Thus the name of Andrew
Johnson became associated with the
brightest dreams of the humble poor.
When the wave of public opinion had
placed him la the Senate ef the United
States, and when his Southern ; col
leagues were breathing defiance to the
Government In Its capital, he stood firm
and loyal, and this gave him the nom
ination for Vice President on the ticket
with Mr. Lincoln. It will be remember
ed that extracts from his speeches fur
nished a large part of the political lit
erature of the campaign of 1S64. But
history will carefully preserve the story
of hla struggle with poverty; how his
wife taught htm the rudiments of edu
cation after bis marriage; how he lived
in an bumble way, earning his dally
bread by working at the tailor's bench;
how he became alderman of his adopt
ed village, Greenville, Tenn.; and later
on was elected State Senator, Governor
and United States Senator; " then ap
pointed military governor of Tennessee
by President Lincoln; and afterward
elected Vice President, succeeding to
the Presidency on the death of Lincoln,
April 15, 1864. After his term of office
HOTJSB VS.
WHICH PRESIDENT J0HXS01T DIED.
ings, he at ouce becomes a hero. An
drew Johnson's career from the tailor's
bench to the Presidential chair is a
notable case lu point His history af
fords an Interesting study to those
who would imitate him in his assidu-
ous attention to his duties in the hum
bler sphere of life, and in the sublime
struggle in which he surmounted the
obstacles that poverty had placed In
his path, and reached at last a position
which we all regard as the zenith of
human greatness the office of Presl-
dent of the United States. Andrew
Johnson was born In Raleigh, N. C
Dec. 29, 1808. His parents were very
poor, and when he was but four years
of age his father died of Injuries re
ceived In saving another from drown
ing. At the age of ten Andrew waa
" &w?s-- mr.
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Mi
JOHNSON'S TAILOR SBOP.
apprenticed to a tailor. A natural
craving to learn was fostered by bear
ing a gentleman read from the "Amer
ican Speaker." The boy was taught
the alphabet by fellow workmen, bor
rowed a book and learned to read. At
Greenville, Tenn., while working as a
journeyman he married Eliza McCar
dle, a woman of refinement, who taught
blm to write, and read to him while be
was at work during the day. It was
not until he had been In Congress that
he could write with ease.
The writer has often seen 'The Great
Commoner," and heard him from the
rostrum in joint debate with distin
guished Whig orators before the war.
In 1861, soon after his great speech
was made In the United States Senate,
I heard him arraign the leaders of the
rebellion before an audience of several
thousand Bast Tennesseans.- While not
a polished orator, he was logical and
earnest and impressed me as a man of
great intellectual strength and person
al courage. He was a man of fine phy
sical proportions, and always appeared
grave and dignified. He did not affect
the suavity of manner, or attempt the
Hole of "hall fellow, weU met," corn-
had expired as President Mr. Johnson
again entered the political field, and
was defeated for Congressman-at-large
by Horace Maynard In 1872. In 1878 he
was elected United States Senator, and
died suddenly while on a visit to bis
daughter, Mrs. Stover, In Custer Coun
ty, Tennessee, July 31, 1875.
Mr. Johnson's family consisted of
three sons and two daughters, all of
whom are now dead except Mrs. Judge
Patterson, who now owns and ocupiea
the old Johnson house at Greenville,
Tenn. The house is a very plain brick
residence. The old tailor shop is there
also, with the table, chairs and order
book In which the future President
took orders for garments and recorded
the "measure" of his customers. The
old sign board bearing these words, "A.
Johnson, Tailor," has recently been ta
ken from over the door and placed In
side the shop for better security. Hla
grave, marked by a plain marble shaft
Is on an eminence a short distance west
of Greenville, and can be seen from the
car windows as you pass on the South
ern Hall road. S. W. Scott
Considerable Amassment Afforded Law-
fan Bad Judges, bat tha Klaeer Doatat
Always Sea Where the Laaab Cornea la.
A Lot Heir IHteo eared.
The grave and dignified members of the
legal profession appear to derive much
amusement from the subject of kUees,
which oomee before them most frequently
In the form of a superabundant supply of
eroam In the letters of lovora, when those
are bolng read as they never were Intend'
ed to be In court, In broach of promise
eases. The learned gentleman who has at
the moment the business In hand of read
log aloud one of these wonderful produc
tions generally pauses when he oomea to
the first stop In the gunning effusion.
Where the enamored swain has found
words too weak to express his sentiments,
supplying their place with a string of
symbollo osculations and, with a well
feigned look of innocence, says there Is
here a gap in the letter, which the defend
ant "has filled In with a lot of x'i," re
garding the moaning of which some broth
er, mom learned in these weighty matters,
may perhaps be able to enlighten him.
This some "brother" never fails to do,
saying that if he is rightly Informed be
baa, of course, no personal knowledge of
the matter (winks all round) these mystic
signs signify kisses in the language of Cu
pld. Thereupon this mighty, time hon
orad joke Is greeted with the usual chorus
of guffaws, and the Interrupted reading
proceeds.
But kisses sometimes make tbolr ap
pearenoe In law courts in other clrouni
stances, though they never fail to be made
the subject of numerous legal witticisms.
The judge may bare been In a jesting
humor and yet who knows but be may
have been laying down, with all due
solemnity, some fundamental principle of
juKttoe and equity who once asked the
plaintiff, who was suing bis former sweet
heart for the return of the value of cer
tain articles of jewelry which he had pre
sented to her in the happy days of their
courtship, whether be "bad ever kissed
the young lady?" "Certainly I" was the
reply, as was to be expected. Whereupon
the judge dismissed the action, declaring
that kisses and caresses were full legal
payment for presents given In such cir
cumstances. The obvious moral may be
laid to heart without much difficulty by
present giving young men,
It happened one day that a pretty young
widow, traveling by train fom Louisville
to Nashville, bad tnken her seat near a
newly married couple. The bridegroom
left his wife for a moment, and when he
returned the train waa passing through a
tunnel. He took advantage of the dark
ness to snatch a kiss from his wife, as he
suspected, but unfortunately he bad made
a mistake and kissed the young widow In
stead. She was highly Indignant, and re
fusing to believe that it was an accident
sued the young husband for 11,000 as
solatium to her wounded feelings and rut
Bed dignity.
There Is given as an example of the le
niency of few York judges the case of a
man who was arrested for kissing another
man s wife. The sentence passed upon
the culprit was that he should there and
then kiss his own wife, who waa present
In the courtroom, which, as may be sup
posed, be gladly did.
In British law courts It has been fre
quently brought home to offenders that it
Is rather an expensive amusement to kiss
a lady against ber will, but in Holland It
appears that rather different view pre
vails in judicial circles. A young man
who had assaulted a young lady in this
way on the streets of a village near Utrecht
was brought before the burgomaster, who
took the matter up, demanding that the
offender should be fined a florin, or, In do-
fault, be imprisoned for a day. But the
Utrecht court and finally the appeal court
at Amsterdam both dismissed the case.
the judge declaring "that to kiss a person
cannot be an offense, as it Is in the nature
of a warm mark of sympathy I" This is
pretty much like the Yankee judge who
dismissed a similar offender, remarking
that the plaintiff was so temptingly pretty
tbat during the trial he had to keep blm
self down in bis chair with both hands, he
felt so much inclined to get up and kiss
her himself.
A stolen kiss once brought the culprit
Into possession of a fortune. He was a
butcher in Sydney and hod taken the lib
erty of kissing one of bis customers,
pretty girl, who resented the affront and
had blm prosecuted for assault He
fined heavily by the local magistrates, and
the case was ooramented on freely by the
press. The publicity thus given to the af
fair happened to arrest the notice of a firm
of solicitors in Sydney, who bad been ap
pointed trustees of some property wblcb
had been left to the man by a distant re la
tive 20 years before. They had failed to
trace the heir, but when bis name appear
ed in the papers In connection with the
case of assault they communicated with
him, and he was able to establish his Identity.
A certain Senor Tales of Valparaiso,
however, had a very different experience
and paid heavily for bis momentary freak
of kissing a lady on the plaza without ber
permission. She prosecuted bim, and the
magistrate, as indignant as the lady, sen
tenced blm to 60 days' imprisonment
This severe penalty Senor Talca considered
himself justified In appealing against, but
the higher court, so far from bestowing
any sympathy on the offender, sentenced
him to an additional 80 days imprison
Its Manner of Growth and Its Relent-
leas KncraT.
Those who have never seen a long,
straggling grovo of cocoanut trees, by
the seashore, with their feet burled lu
the gleaming sands and their heads
held aloft In the astir of a tropical
sky, can form but little Idea of the plc
turesqueuess of those luterest lug
palms.
Though facetiously described by
Mark Twain as "gigantic feather-dus
ters, struck by lightning," they are,
nevertheless, princes of the vegetable
world and sometimes attain the height
of 120 feet with stems two feet In dl
ameter. Many of the tallest specimens,
however, are blown by the wind to
such abrupt anglos that their altitude
THE
BUCKEYE STATE CONTRIB-
UTES A STORY.
COCOASUT GltOVK Br TUB SKA.
la materially diminished. The trunks
being formed by the annual fnlllug of
the leaves. It la possible to tell the age
of the tree by counting the circular
scars on the bark. Though also flour
ishing In the Interior localities on coral
Islands, they are especially vigorous
when within reach of the salt spray of
the ocean; and the nuts, falling upon
the restless waves, are carried to dis
tant shores to vegetate.
The arch enemy of these palms on the
shores of most of the cocoanut Islands
of the Pacific and Indian oceans is
what Is known as the "robber crab,"
singular crustacean which sometimes
reaches the length of nearly four feet
though the average measurement is
twenty-three Inches from the point of
the front claw to the end of the abdo
men. The grip of their powerful
pinchers is said to be sufficient to break
the arm of a strong man; and It baa
been asserted that these fierce creatures
occasionally carry off and devour very
young, helpless children, though one
finds It dlfflcalt to credit the state
ment
There are practically no bonds to
THE COCOANUT CSAB.
their depredations, as they are carried
on mainly In the nighttime and with
greatest regularity, while their num
ber are often so great as to discourage
any attempts at extermination. If sur-
How Fred Taylor, a Member ef the
Uallant ISSth It, V., V. 1., Finally
Found What He Has Nought lluee
the War Closed.
from the Ashtabula, Ohio, Beacon.
Mr. Fred Taylor was born and
brought np near Klmtrs, N. Y and
from tnere enlisted In the 180th regi
mens, N. Y, V. I., with which he went
through the war, and saw muoh hard
service. Owing to exposure and hard
ships during tha sorvloe, Mr. Taylor
contracted chronic diarrhoea from
which he has suffered now over thirty
years, with absolutely no hulp from
physicians. By nature he was a won
durfully vigorous man. Had he not
been, bis disease and the experiments
of the doctors had killed him long
ago, Landauum was the only thing
which afforded him relief. He had ter
rible headaches, his nerves were shut'
tared, he could not sloop an honr a day
oa an average, and he waa reduced to a
skeleton. A year ago he and his wife
sought relief in a ohango of climate
aud removed to Ueneva, O., but the
change in health oame nob Finally
on the looommeudatlon of F. J
Uoffuor, the leading druggist of Gen
eva, who was cognisant of similar
oases which Pink Pills had oured, Mr,
Taylor was persuaded to try a box,
"As a drowning man grasps a straw so
I took the pills," says Mr. Taylor, " but
with no more hope of rescue. But
after thirty years of suffering and
fruitless search for relief I at last
found it in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
The dsy after I took the first pills I
oommeuoed to feel better and when I
bad taken the first box I was in fact a
new man." Tbat waa two mouths
ago. Mr. Taylor has since taken more
of the pills and his progress is steady
and he has the utmost ooufldenoe in
them. He has regained full ooutrol of
his norves and sleeps as well as in his
yonth. Color is coming back to his
parched veins aud he la gaining flesh
and strength rapidly. He is now able
to do considerable outdoor work.
As he oonolnded narrating his suffer
ings, experience and cure to a Beacon
reporter, Mrs. Taylor, who hat been
his faithful helpmeet these many
years, said she wished to add her testi
mony in favor of Pink Pills. "To the
pills alone is dua the credit of raising
Mr. Taylor from a helpless invalid to
the man he is today," said Mrs. Tay
lor. Both Mr. and Mrs. Taylor cannot
nnd words to express the gratitude they
feel or recommend too highly Pink
Pills to suffering humanity. Any in
quiries addressed to them at Ueneva,
O., regarding Mr. Taylor's ease they
will cheerfully answer as they are
anxious tbat the whole world shall
know what Pink Pills have done for
them and that suffering humanity may
be benefited thereby.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain all
the elements necessary to give new life
and richness to the blood and restore
shattered nerves. They are tor sale by
all druggists, or may be had by mail
from Dr. Williams' Medicine Com
pany, Schnectady, N. Y.. for 60 cents
per box, or six boxes for f?.60.
lu the elements that urplr the hiimsn system
with bene, rnniele sua tiralu ssbetano It a clr-
I dilation fertilised with the nirem Mtuin,
lloaletter l (itamaeh Hitlers, wltlun Dtwii
iiiiirointh anliuliatlon and digest luu. and glvia
itlliiui inipuue in trrr luneiion in
Drupntmio and weakly venous alv
inm twitliiinity In Its behalf. Ho do thoa
trotibliKl with blllluiiatisas, malaria, mourn.
turn, euimtlallou and luaouvltjr ot the kldueys.
Old Santa ('Inm has gifts for all,
AaevurylmOy known;
II ii i none ol Vwiieanola that
Will fit Ureal Hi lulu s ho.
TUB NEW VKAK OUTLOOK,
The business of the oounlry has become
so dependant upon polities, especially th
manufacturing and Importing interests,
that there It again a lull in its activltes,
waiting to tee whatohang may laks ptaoe
in tariff and other laws bearing upon such
Important branches of trade. As oonareas
can not mature suah changes much before
ine last ol summer, tne outlook is some
what discouraging, llut at the same tune
the vexations of suoh a state of things ought
not to he allowed to fret the nervous sys
tem. Metier times will come at last on
more substantial bails. Meanwhile it Is
well to know that worrv to tha nerves l
the prolillo source of Neuralgia and kind
red ailments, and It is also established thai
In spite of what cotiHreas may do, or any
oilier cause of veiatlon to the nervous sys
tem. t. Jacobs Oil will cure Neuralgia in
any form. It Is poor biiiinees to worry
ami grow sick when one cau get well aim
finally prosper.
Jnunaf illdn't know Oulnnel Hlnod smoked,
llfowu lW you Uilnk Us drank all in llumr
UKAFNCSS CANNOT MB CVUKO
By local applications, as thsy cannot reach
th diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one wsy to curs Deafness, and that it
by constitutional remedies. Healneaa is
caused by an inflamed condition of tht
mucous lining of th Kustaohiaa Tub.
When this tube gets inflamed you hare a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed Deafness is tb
result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tubs restored to its nor
mal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine oases out of ten are oaueed
by catarrh, which Is nothing but an In-
dammed oondltion of tbs mucous surfaces,
W will give On Hundred Dollars fur
any ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be oured by Hall's Catarrh
Cur. Bend for circulars, ires.
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VOIR LiriC A WAT.
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eliminates the nicotine BMsou. mks im!
men gain strength, vigor and ssananod. Too
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Is snM by arugicista every enere endor a saai
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STING
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aicers yield to its healing powers. It re-
roves tne poison and builds up l he system
mil ewiM oa u aw ut n Mmi auUd i
Tommr Pans, there Isalaree black bui on
theettlilue. irofessor (very bnvl Sloe on It I
euu ivatv uio aiuue.
If your money and your dress
that you want to save, but you
fnrt aava Ait Yat Kt it a inn -Kftf
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uo; uiuv, iu uuir, ui uuuuw Bluiujfflt I If
they are captured without danger. If
the formidable claws are deftly seized
In a hunch.
Scaling the long, slim tree trunks till
they reach the branches, they sever
the largest and choicest nuts from their
stems by tearing away the strong fibers
until the prize fails to the. ground.
Then, swiftly descending, the thief
drags Its unwieldy booty to Its neigh
boring den, and proceeds patiently, bit
by bit, to remove the tough outer busk.
This accomplished after several days'
work, one of the pinchers Is Inserted
In an "eye" of the Inner shell, and the
nut either pounded upon a rock to
crack it, or broken up Into small pieces
with the claws. Now comes the feast,
which lasts about a week, when a sec
ond cocoanut Is added to the menu.
AN ABSOLUTE REMEDY FOR ALL
PULMONARY COMPLAINTS.
few cents more
and get
, A. Hloeura Offer to Send Two Bot
tles Free of III Bemad y to Care
Consumption and All Lung Troubles
An Elixir of Life.
a3.
The Organ Grinder Fled.
A well-known professor at one of our
universities waa often annoyed by two
Italians playing a street organ before
bis house. Giving bis servant some
money, be told ber that whenever she
beard an organ, she was to go out and
pay the owners to take It away. This
was a failure. The men, instead of
coming once a week, came twice.
One day the sound of the organ dis
turbed the professor while working at
t certain lecture. This so annoyed him
that he rushed out and ordered tne men
tway, telling them tbat if they came
Nothing couid be fairer, more '
throp.c or carry more toy in its was than
the offer of T. A. Hlocum, M. C, of m
fearl street. New York. Perfect! oonH.
dent that he baa an absolute remedy for
tne cure oi consumption and en pulmon
ary oompiaints, be oners through tbis pa
per i semi two Domes ires to any reader
who is suiter! riK from lun trouble or con
sumption, also loss of flesh and all condi
tions oi wasting, lie invites those desir
ous oi ODtaining mis remeuv to send their I .
express and postofltce sddress, end to re-1 If ttnf A
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Sand lor ssmplss. showing labels snd mate
rials, to Hi S. H. A M. Co.. P. O. Boi 6W, New
York City.
ceive in return the two bottles free, whioh
win arrest in approach ol death. Already
tnis remeoy, cy its timely use, baa per-1
uianeniiy cureu mouaanas oi oases wnicn
were given up. and death was looked unon
as an earl v visitor.
Knowing his remedy as be does, snd be-1
ing so proof-positive of its beneficent re-1
snlts, Dr. bloouru considers it his religious
auiv, s amy wnicn ne owes to humanity,
to donate bis Infallible remedy where it
will assault the enemy in Its citadel, and,
br its inherent potency, stay th current
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which the shadow of the grave has been
gradually growing more strongly defined,
causing fond hearts to grieve. Th cheap
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iiuni us innerent strengtn, is
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KNOWLEDGE
Tiring comfort and Improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
tor than others and enjoy life more, with
W expenditure, by more promptly
tdaptiitg tha wo. Id's best products to
Ute needs of physical being, will attest
he value to health of the purs liquid
asative prlaolplea embraced In the
remedy, Syrup of Figs
Its excellence It due to Its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
btmeflalal properties of a perfect lax
ative j ctloctually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
and permanently curing constipation.
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of Uie medical
profession, because it acts on tha Kid
neys, Liver and Dowels without weak
ening them and It It perfectly free from
every objectionable substance.
Hyrup of Fig Is for sale by all drug
gist In 60c and $1 bottles, but It Is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Hyrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
aocept any substitute if ouured.
it tht nJiiini hti
all tikti fat rdurrs, ami.
it nwr4 ill wtigat ia golJ,
I tarn mi tilt Crram Bulm
wil tafttf and it W all
that it tUimti for il.li.
W. $frry Harlfnl, Cm.
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CATARRH
KIT'S VKRAM HAI.M Opens ami cleanses
the Nasal faaaases, Allays fain anil lnftmme
Uoa, Heal the More, Hroteel the Membrane
from noble, ktmluma the MenaM ol Tasla and
Smell. Tb Sals I quickly absorbed and Sires
relief at ouee.
A particle Is applied Into cn nostril, ana M
Mreeebl. flke, 60 MUU at lmllf of by
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M Waxreu Street, Mew York.
rorlland, Walla Walla,
Spokane, via O. B. A N.
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Omaha, HI. loun. Chi
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ft. P. N. V. No, 631 W, N. V. No. 708
If you want a sure relief for nains In tha back. side, chest, or
umos, ute an
Without a Hod.
There Is no bod-carrying In Japan.
The natives have a method of trans
porting mortar which makes It seem
more like play than work to an on
looker. Three men were repairing the
roof of a one-story building the other
day by resetting the heavy black tiles
In mortar. The mortar was mixed In
a pile In the street One man made
this np Into balls of about six pounds
weight, which be fomea up to a man
who stood on a ladder midway between
the roof and the ground. This man
deftly caught the ball, and tossed It up
to the man who stood on the roof. This
was playing ball to good purpose.
Suffocation Above Seven Miles.
It is Impossible for a human being to
breathe at a height greater than seven
miles above the earth.
"Tou seem sad, my red-skinned
brother," said the missionary. "Ited-
sklnned brother's heart heap bad," sold
the noble on of the prairie. "White
man shoot better, figbt better, and now
Injun hear college yell, he know Injun
can't war-whoop for sour apples.
Waugh!" Cincinnati Enquirer.
She Isn't It dreadful that a man
should stand up In the prize ring and
batter the face of another man? He
Pretty bad, IU allow you; but a bruiser
never shows the depth of his depravity
until be stands upon Hbe stage aa an al
leged actor. Boatoa Transcript.
be I
enonifh In
ment. The amusing part of the affair la .,,, "m i,n,i ' .... m"' "t"no so u the perject
higher court took 200 day to con- 7, mu " Z. .7.: 7: . . !".nnu"? 2' c,era'" "'"." th
yv.ii.-c, me reiuKu logo umeas ne wiwr, aim uuiua out uie to inose already
rave them more money. Enraged at
iuelr Impertinence, he raced down the
street in search of a policeman.
Just as be turned tbe corner of the
street be met
tbat the higher court took 200 days to con
aider tbe appeal, and during the whole of
tbat time tbe senor bad to remain In JulL
Even this, however, is outdone by the
series of tribulations undergone by a man
who had stolen a kiss from a pretty glrL
To begin with, he was brought before a
magistrate and lined. Then ho waa horse
whipped by tbe girl's brother and harried
Into brain fever by bis wife. The clergy
man of tbe district referred to the affair in
a sermon and reviewed the ease In print,
and, Anally, the caterpillars ate up every
blade of the malefactor's wheat crop.
Florida Times-Union.
becoming
cured."
emaciated, and says:
Allcock's
Bear in Mind Not one of the host of counterfeits and imi
tations is as good at tbe genuine.
Porous
Plaster
An old cavalryman sayt that a horse
will never step on a man intentionally.
It is a standing order in the English
cavalry that, should a man become dis
mounted, he must lie down and keep
perfectly still. If he does so, the entire
troop will pass over him without his be
ing injured. A horse notices where he it
going, and it on the lookout, for a firm
foundation to pnt his foot on. It it an
instinct with him, therefore, to step
over a prostrate man. The injuries
caused to human beings by a runaway
horse are nearly always inflicted by tbe
animal knocking them down, and not
by hit stepping on them. Boston Her
ald.
And Babes Go Hnngrr. ' '
The dogs at the French watering
place Tronville are a source of unfail
ing amusement A white terrier belong
ing to tbe Comteese de tsreteuil bad on
white doeskin leggings the other day
when it was muddy, and a correspond
ent counted five different coats on one '
white pug one day, all embroidered
with heraldry.
a sergeant marching
alne constable to their beats. With
out speaking, he turned and walked
ilongslde the procession. When they
turned tbe corner, tbe Italians saw tbe
professor with the policemen. It was
enough. They were both seized with
the sudden desire to see how qulclnv
they could get the organ out of th
ttreet Tbe cure was lasting, for tb
professor declares that no one hit
since been bold enough to play an c
gan before bis house. Tit-Bits.
I be invitation Is certainly worthy of tbe
consideration of the alllicted, who, fori
I years, nave been taking nauseous nostrums
without etrect; who have ostracised them
selves from borne and friends to live in
more salubrious climes, where tliealmos-
pnere is more congenial to weakened iinm
and who have fought anainst death with
all tbe weapons and strength in their
nana, mere will be no mistake in send
ing for these free bottles the mistake will
be in passing tbs Invitation by.
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MOORE'S REVEALED REMEDY.
Hlsae Onlne and Brown.
Miss Louise Imogen Guiney and Mist
Alice Brown have started together on a
walking trip through England. Miss
Guiney and Miss Brown have been lit
erary collaborators of late, in the
'Three New EnKlandlleroiiies" and now
in the Stevenson memorial. Miss Brown
is a native of New Hampshire, but she
spends her winters in Boston, living in
an old street tbat has numbered among
its residents Hawthorne, Louisa Alcott
and Whipple, the essayist Miss Brown
was once on The Transcript staff, but
now works for The Youth's Companion.
Mr. Alden calls her one of the strongest
of the younger poeta. Philadelphia
Ledger. '
An authority on clothing estimates that
every man, woman and child In this ooun-
try has at least 110 worth of olothes. This
would maka tbe value of our national gar-
t mentssxoeed IOC&OOOjOOO,
Piso's Core for Consumption has saved
me many a doctor's bill. H. V, IIahuy, I
Hopkins Place, lialtlmore, Md,, Deo. '2,1
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