The Oregon mist., December 20, 1895, Image 4

Highest of til in Leavening
HE (JOT A CLEEKSHir
THE SENATOR MADE A BLUNDER BV
WHICH THE APPLICANT PROFITED.
Win Senator Blank Waste Aaytbistg
From Becretaiy Chandler, He Wanted
It BadBow tha Tonne Man Wm Let
Doom Easy and Remained. '
Bock in tha- seventies, when Zacb
Cliaud ler was at the head of tbe iuterior
department, young man from one of
the western state came to Washington
to try clerical lite in one of the depart
tneuts. He had been quite a ward poli
tician in his western home and imagined
both the senator from his state won Id
be glad to do him a favor. He spent
several days taking in tbe sights of the
enpital, then went op to the senate one
afternoon and sent in his card to Sena
tor Blank. The senator responded
promptly, had tbe visitor shown into
tbe marble room, and for some time
they sat on a sofa together, talking of
borne news and the borne crops. Then
the young man broke tbe ice by inform
ing the senator jnst what kind of a place
he wanted didu t care much what de
partment it was in.
"Well. I don't know," said the sen
tor. "Such places are not to be found
very day, and there are hundreds here
from about every state in the Union
looking for almost anything in the shape
of an appointment.
"Come up to my house about 8
o'clock tongjt," said the senator, "and
we'll talk the matter over. "
Promptly at the appointed time be
pulled the doorbell and was ushered in
to the library, where be found the sen
ator puffing a cigar and looking over
Tbe Evening Star.
"Ah, good evening, Mr. 1 I was
just thinking of you," said Senator
Blank. "I have written a strong letter
to Secretary Chandler, requesting him
to give yon a position in the interior
department" picking up an unsealed
letter from his desk and banding it to
the young office seeker "and I would
suggest that you call at his office and
present it about 10 o'clock tomorrow
morning. I have also mailed tbe secre
tary a little personal note, letting him
know that when I want anything in his
office I want it bad."
The young westerner was bowed out
of the room with smiles and a hearty
handshake. At bis hotel he sat down to
think over his good lack. Then he
thought of the senator's letter, and pull
ed it ont of bis pocket and read:
Dkar Chandler Soma time tomorrow
morning a young citiiea of my great and glo
rious state will call on yon with a strong In
dorsement from me tor a clerkship. I have no
earthly interest in him, so I torn him over to
your tender mercy. Let him down easy.
Yours, Buura.
The young man dropped tbe letter, and I
a big sigh struggled np from under bis
watch pocket. "I wonder what be said
in tbe little note he mailed to tbe secre
tary?" thought the young candidate.
Then he realized that tbe senator bad
given him tbe wrong letter, and he at
once determined to call at tbe interior
department the next morning and see
what tbe next chapter would bring forth.
About 10 o'clock tbe next forenoon
the colored messenger showed a young
man into Secretary Chandler's office.
"Senator Blank told me last night be
had written you and advised me to call
on yon this morning," said the young
gentleman.
"Ah. yes," smiled the secretary good
naturedly, picking up from bis desk an
open letter and glancing over it "The
senator speaks of yon in the highest
terms, and is very urgent in bis request
for your appointment Wait a moment
And touching a bell he sent his messen
ger for the chief elerx. After a mo
ment's conversation with the chief clerk
the secretary said i - r
"You are fortunate. There is a $1,200
clerkship made vacant by resignation
this morning, and I bave ordered your
appointment to tbe place.
A month later Senator Blank was
walking through the patent office, and
in the corridor met tbe new clerk in bis
office coat Tbe senator was surprised
and a trifle disconcerted, but he sbook
hands with his young friend and said he
was glad to see him there. -"Well,
I'm glad to be here," respond
ed the clerk. "And, senator," putting
his hand inside his vest and looking
squarely in the other's eye, right in
my inside pocket I keep that little per-
. sonal note you thought yon mailed to
Secretary Chandler, telling him wben
ron wanted a thing you wanted it bad. "
Explanations were unnecessary. The
senator went ont of public life and died
long ago, but tbe clerk manages to
squeeze along through the hard times on
his 1,800 a year. Washington Star.
Tha First Isssoa of an Arab Boy.
The very first lesson which an Arab
baby learns when be begins to talk is
to keep facts to himself. It does not
sound very friendly put in that way,
but it saves a deal of trouble. Foreign
ers do not understand Arabs. . They ask
them pointed questions and receive pe
culiar answers. They construe the an
swers to please themselves, and come
away to tell the world that the Arabs
are a nation of liars. They are not a na
tion of liars. Perhaps if they should tell
the foreigners to mind their own affairs
and let them and theirs alone the for
eigners would understand them better.
"Yamoud," by Henry Willard French,
in fit Nicholas.
.- Blenheim. :
Blenheim is one of the biggest and
most beautiful places of the kind in
England, and the expenses of keeping
It up are enormous. The late Duke of
Marlborough used to say that it cost
800 a year in putty, and this may be
true, since there is a great deal of glass
about the place. London Tit-Bit.
' ! I I.
Neutrality is no favorite with Provi
dence, for we are so formed that it is
scarcely possible for u to stand neuter
in cur heart, although we may deem it
prudent to appear so in our action.
Colton.
Power. 'Latest U. S. Gov't Report
if
PUCE
DEADLY SHOTS FIRED BY THE SUM
In Owe Instance aa Inaoneat Maa Was Sea
ts need ta Be Hanged.
- In a recent paper appeared an account
of a strange accident in which a man
was killed by the discharge of a gun
while lying asleep on a lounge in hit
room, the weapon being discharged by
reflected rays of the sun falling upon
the cartridge chamber of the firearm.
; Since tbe publication of the story a
lorrespondent from York, Pa., writes
concerning tbe accident and refers to
similar case, in which, through the ef
forts of clever Cincinnati lawyer
Darned Q. C Wallis, the person accused
of murder and sentenced to be banged
was set at liberty, the circumstantial
evidence on which he was convicted be
ing entirely exploded by a witnessed
demonstration as to how the accident
really occurred.
The York correspondent referred to
volume 13 of The Criminal Law Maga
sine, page 607, on which a full account
of the case appears. The case was that
of the state of Tennessee against Avery,
tried in Henry county, that state, and
is one of the most remarkable in the
history of criminal jurisprudence.
In Juno, 1887, Charles Ensley, the
cousin of a man of tbe name of Avery,
was killed in his room while lying on a
lounge, about 3 o'clock in the after,
noon. The weapon which caused the
death was a small rifle, sending a 93
caliber ball through Ensley' brain. No
one was in the house at the time but
Ensley. An empty rifle was found lying
on a rack on a wall of tbe room in which
the killing occurred, and the bullet fit
ted the tube.
Avery was arrested for the crime, as
he was tbe only living close relative to
Ensley, and by his death profited to the
amonnt of about $100,000. Avery was
tried, pleaded not guilty, but was con
victed of murder in the first degree and
sentenced to be hanged. He appealed to
the supreme court and engaged Mr.
Wa.lis to defend him. The .supreme
court remanded the case back to the cir
cuit court on technical errors. Two
mistrials were brought about, and then
came the strangest part of the story.
The brilliant Wallis struck the keynote
to the mystery. In August, 1891, be
had the rifle loaded and hung on the
walk A white sheet with tbe form of a
man marked on it was placed in exact
ly tbe position occupied by Ensley when
lying asleep, and a heavy cut glass pitch
er of water like the one found in the
room was placed on the shelf above.
The temperature was 90 degrees in the
shade, one of the hottest days of the
year- .-
The pitcher acted as a sunglass, and
the hot rays of tbe sun shining through
the water were refracted directly on the
cartridge chamber of the rifle.
Eight witnesses were in the room,
and a few minutes after 3 o'clock a pu3
and a report occurred, and the ball
struck tbe outlined form back of tbe ear
in tbe exact location where Ensley was
shot, and the theory of circumstantial
evidence went to pieces. The incident,
being witnessed and sworn to, readily
explained itself to the jury. Cincinna
ti Enquirer.
HORACE AND HIS GARDEN.
Tha Feet Loved tha Country, Yet Hoped
Whea He Was There.
All hi life Horace had wished for a
piece of land which contained a garden,
a stream and a coppice, and in the Sa
bine valley he found all three. To take
a nap after his brief meal on the grass
by tbe stream was to him that exquisite
combination of mental and physical ease
which man is foolish to despise because
it is an enjoyment within the reach
of every other animal as well as of him
self. Horace clearly considered both his
Sabine farm and his villa at M'ibnr
healthier than the capital, especially in
tbe autumn, "when all fathers and
mothers turn pale with fear for their
children. " It may be doubted if Borne
was so exempt from malarial fever at
that time as it is generally thought to
have been. Once, when he had promised
Maecenas to be away only five days, he
remained at Tibur through all the month
of August, and he begs his "dear
friend," if he would bave him keep
well, to let him stay yet longer, and
even pass the winter out of Borne by the
seaside (he was probably thinking of
Tarentum).
Yet was not there a spice of truth in
the taunt which his servant Davos ad
dressed to the poet, that when , he bad
been too long in the country he moped
to death? We are almost invited to sus
pect tbat there was ; the town was, after
all, the life of bis life. One may be sure,
by the bye, that the worthy Davos him
self hated seclusion as much as any Ital
ian savant does today. Tibur he may
have endured; there he could gossip
With the servants of other villas, but at
the Sabine farm with whom could be
have due ohiacchiore except with the
steward another martyr? By immortal
izing the amusing criticism of Davus,
Horace shows tbat he was the first to ob
serve that "no rutin was a hero to his
valet" Contemporary Review.
The Baeoessfol Man. .
The successful man," said Mr.
Grstebar, "is by no means helpful to
himself alone. He helps a great lot of
other people as well. There isn't a
healthy, vigorous, energetic, self reliant,
successful man whose example does not
breed the same qualities in others, and
personal contact with such a man is an
active stimulant and direct aid to suc
cess. . He awakens in ns new strength
and arouses ambition. He winds us up
and sets ns going. See to it, my friend,
that you don't run down." New York
Sun.
Bather Vindictive.
Old Boy How' this? I bear that
ron have consented to the marriage of
your daughter with young Seekem.
Friend (sullenly) Yes, I bad to. But
never mind; just wait i ll get even
with him.
Eh? Will you disinherit ber?"
Worse. I'll give her a concert grand
piano for wedding present" New
York weekly.
If WAS LITTLE CK0W
THE BAD INDIAN KILLED BY.YOUNQ
CHAUNCEY LAMPSON.
t Leader of the Sloan Whose Misdeeds
Began With aa Act of Base Ingratitude.
Tha Government's Straggles With the
Hostile During the War.
The Sioux or Dakota tribe of Indi
ans has bivu for n considerable time the
most powerful confederation of aborig
ines on the American continent They
could place today several thousuud war
riors in the field, and they have given
our government much trouble during
the past generation. It was the Sioux
who were tbe most actively engaged in
war with us, attar the discovery of gold
in California in 1849 caused such a
stream of emigration across the conti
nent ; they were the leaders in the de
struction of Custer and his command;
it was tbey who perpetrated the terri
ble massacres of 1869 in Minnesota and
who came so near bringing on a general
war in 1800-1.
Among the famous leaders of the
Sioux was Little Crow, who at the be
ginning of the outbreak of 1 86a was
living iu a comfortable brick house near
one of the agencies, which bad been
erected by onr government as an induce
ment for him to help in the civilization
of his turbulent people. He was count
d upon as one of the stanoheet friends
of the whites and indeed had lost caste
with many of his own people because of
bis support of their measures.
Yet on tbe fatal day in August when
the fierce bucks ran to his house and
awoke him from sleep to ask bis advice
' as to what should be done, Little Crow,
instead of counseling peace, told them
tbat, inasmuch as trouble must inevita
bly occur between the whites and his
people, it might as well begin then as
at any time. He proposed that they
should go to the agency and kill the
traders and volunteered to act as their
leader. Having thus identified himself
with the hostiles, he became one of the
most bitter and unrelenting uf them alL
Ha possessed considerable ability, and
he threw himself heart and soul into
the fight He wa the leader in several
of the most decisive defeats received by
detachments of troops ; was in command
in the attacks on New TJlm, Fort Ridge
ly and the agencies, struck many hard
blows, and though he personally did not
wish to torture prisoners was too weak
to prevent his men from doing so.
It always takes a civilized govern
meut a considerable while to shake it
self into shape when such a crisis cornea.
The civil war being then under way.
quite a number of armed men were in
Minnesota because of the call of Presi
dent Lincoln for volunteers. By and by
Colonel Sibley was able to reach the In
dians, with the consequence tbat they
were badly beaten. Not only did the
majority surrender, but tbe leaders in
the atrocious butcheries were caught
and tried and 88 were hanged at Man-
kato in February, 1863.
tattle Crow, however, fled northward
with a largo body of warriors and took
refuge in tbe neighborhood of Devil'
lake, where, the following year, he re
newed hi crimes and outrage. He was
so defiant that he notified Colonel Sib
ley where he was, adding that soon he
intended to arrive with his men at the
Yellow Medicine agency.
The authorities became so incensed
against tbe Sioux because of their atroc
ities tbat they organized scouts to hunt
them down and offered a reward for
every one that was killed. Such was tbe
state of affairs when, on Friday after
noon, July 8, 1863, Chauucey Lamp-
son, a boy, and his father, were walk
ing along tbe road several miles north
of Hutchinson, one of tbe towns tbat
had suffered severely from the massacre.
Each had a gun over his shoulder, and
they were walking side by side, talking
in low tones, when the son suddenly
touched the arm of bis father and paint
ed to a little clearing, opening info the
woods ahead. The two halted at sight
of a couple of Indians picking berries.
Their backs were toward tbe whites.
wbo softly stepped behind the trees and
held a whispered consultation as to
what was beet to da
There was no doubt that the Indians
were hostile, and bad they seen the
others first would have shot them. Mr.
Lam peon and bis boy decided to antici
pate them. Taking advantage of the
shelter afforded by a poplar surrounded
with undergrowth, tbe father crept near
enongb to secure a good aim, when he
fired at one of the Indians. The savage
threw up bis arms with a yell and fell
to the ground badly wounded. Nut
knowing how many Indian might be
near, Mr. Lam peon began a cautious re
treat, btlt was obliged to expose himself
in doing so. The wounded Indian bad
partly risen and aimed at him. At the
same instant Chauucey, the son, drew
a bead on the wounded savage, while
tbe unwounded one leveled bis gun at
the boy. Rather singularly, all three
fired at the same moment
Mr. Lampson received a flesh wound
in the shoulder, the ball of the unharnr
d warrior grazed the boy's cheek, while
the missile of the youth instantly killed
the wounded Indian. Then, fearing a
charge from a war party, Chauucey
dashed off for help. As it grew dark the
father started for home by a circuitous
route and safely reached there after
midnight The body of tbe slain Indian
was carried to Hutchinson, where, to
tbe astonishment and relief of all, it
wa identified as that of the famous
chief Little Crow. Detroit Free Press.
Phe Got aa Answer.
The son of an English earl, staying in
Vienna, was one evening at a dinner tc
which also had been invited some of the
most distinguished ladies and gentlemen
of tbat city. One of tbe ladies, noted
even among her intimate friends for say
ing shrewd but ungracious thiags, con
sidered the Englishman worthy of her
somewhat embarrassing observations
end smilingly asked bim how it was
tbat the English people generally spoke
French so indifferently.
"Why, my lord," she added, encour
aged by tbe smiles of some of tbe oth
ers, "weAustrians use that tongue with
the same freedom as we do our native
language."
"Madame," was the biting rejoinder
she had little anticipated, "lean only
account for it by the fact that you have
twice entertained tbe French army in
your capital, and we have never permit
ted them to enter ours I"
Salt is like good humor almost ev
erything is better for a pinch of it
SLEEP, BABY, SLEEP.
Ovr the tea a lady came, . ...
Sleep, sleep, sweetly sleep,
Night was the beautiful laity's nana,
Btm'B, sleep, sleep.
Her oyes like two stars shone soft and bright,
Hor voice like the breeae's inurmnr light,
Kind ami gentle and lowly night)
Eileen, baby sleep.
How tender her love for each llttls one,
Sleep, sleep, sweetly sleep.
She softly railed when the day was dona,
"Sleep, sleep, sleep.
"Dear little children," 1 heard hor say,
'Yon mtuit be tired now. (Hop your play '
And come with me to dreamland away.
Sleep, baby, sleep.
"Shut your eyes if yoo want to go,
Bleep, sleep, sweetly sleep.
Bate In my arms I'll carry you so,
Sleep, sleep, sleep.
Over the ocean Hying fast
Earth with He ennui and storm la past
Here is the beautiful land at last;
Sleep, baby, sleep.
"Such a wonderfuh happy land,
Sleep, sleep, sweetly sleep.
Children laughing on every band.
Sleep, sleep, sloop.
Flowers more gay than our beauties of spring,
Miisle more full than our birds can sing,
Sunshine and fairies and every bright thing.
Sleep, baby, sleep."
Josephine Parknian iu Youth's Companion.
A NOVEL INDUSTRY.
Haw On Maa Makes a Urine by Buying
Canadian Money.
All through that part of tbe country
(northern Ohio) there is a discount of 80
cents on every Canadian dollar. Of
course Canadian mouey is not as niuoh
in circulation as is the legal tender of
the United States, but there was enough
for his purpose. A man advertised iu all
surrounding country towns thut be
would redeem Canadian money for 90
cents on tbe dollar. It was some time
before he had any results from this ad
vertising. It was like the man wbo
stood on London bridge at midnight and
offered to give away sovereigns. People
laughed at him. The farmers were shy.
They thought it was a swindling game
of some kind and left him severely
alone. One dtty a man came iu with f 10
Canadian mouey. It was of all shape
and sizes from the 8 cent piece that
looks like a dime to a dollar bill drawn
on the Bank of Montreal. If he had
spent it, he could have secured $8 worth
of goods for it My man gave him nine
big silver dollars in United State mon
ey for it Before the week wa out he
had exchanged United States dollars for
$250 worth of Canadian money. This
would give bim a profit of $23 wherever
Canada money is as good as our own.
From tbat time on the business grad
ually increased, until today he average
about $190 a week. Instead of having
the farmers come to hiui he goes to
them and buys their accumulated sav
ings of Canada coin. Tbey are all hi
customers and know bim well in the five
years they bave done business together.
"Are you not afraid ot competition tn
your business in case it becomes gener
ally known?" I asked. "No, said he,
"you see, it requires a comparatively
large amount ot money as a starting
capital. Then I bave to have men in the
frontier si ties who will give me United
States money for my Canada currency.
I generally take a trip twice a year to
Detroit, Cleveland, Chicago aud Buffalo,
where I make these exchanges. All this
requires years of preparation, and no
outsider could step iu and make ex
changes with my patrons, as tbey have
all the mouey they can handle now,
even at a 3 per cent commission on the
dollar. "Buffalo Express.
General Miles.
A member of various social organiza
tions, General Miles yet takes much
more pleasure in home than in club life.
He has the happy art of making strong
and loyal friends. He has always enjoy
ed outdoor sports and athletic exercise
and did not miss, you may be sure, be
ing at the America s cup races in Sep
tember. He is fond of horseback riding
and appears to great advantage mount
ed, bnt has come to prefer the bicycle,
and in his daily spins on tbe wheel his
daughter or his son, a lad about to enter
bis teens, i often bis companion. He
like to bave pet animals about him, es
pecially good dogs, "and hi pets," a
a friend once said, "are tbe pets of the
whole family. "
In manner the general Is quiet and
self controlled, but none tbe less affable
and courteous, and it has been remarked
that he never refuses to see anybody who
calls upon bim. Perhaps it is a system
atio method in routine work, with i
habit of beginning as soon a possible
whatever has to be done, that gives him
this abundant leisure for visitors. The
members of his family bave access to hi
library in his working hours and never
seem to disturb him. lie is free from
affectation and presents no eccentrici
ties or angularities with which to point
a "character sketch. (Jeorge E. Pond
in McClure s Magazine.
Knew How It Would Be.
The simplicity of children is some
time hard to fathom. In the following
case, for instance, reported by an ex
change, was the boy' innocence real or
affected?
He bad brought borne hi monthly
school report, which made a poor show
ing.
This ia very unsatisfactory, said
bi father as he looked it over. "I am
not at all pleased with it "
"I knew you wouldn't be," answered
the little boy. "I told tbe teacher so,
but she said she couldn't change it"
Youth' Companion.
It All Depends.
So you aud Mis Brown have been
married, " said tbe St Paul man pleas
antly. "We have," replied tbe Minneapolis
man, with just a shade of suspicion in
hi tone.
"Made one, as it were. "
"What?" Tbe Minneapolis man wa
more suspicious than ever.
"I say you have been legally made
ne."
Not for the purposes of census enu
merators, sir, "returned the Minneapolis
man quickly. "I looked tbat up myself
before I proposed. We count as two in
the census, and don't you forget it."
Chicago Post
Taking; No Bisks.
I am not going to take my meal at
the Hash restaurant any longer. "
"Why not?"
"I heard the proprietor tell a delin
quent customer to 'pony up I' "Detroit
Free Press.
Knave originally signified only a boy ;
then, as most waiters and pages were
boys, it was applied to male servants,
and as not a few of these were of rough
ish habits, it finally came to mean a ras-
Squaring the Circle.
One of the problems that are a old
the oicuqe of mathematics I mat or
"squaring the circle. " By aqnaring the
circle is meant the problem of finding
the sides of a ionare exactly equal In
area to a circle of giveu diameter. To
do this, either by elemontaiy geometry
or by exprextilng it arithemetically in
commensurable numbers, has been found
to be an Impossibility. Iu other words,
the ratio between the diameter and th
oircunifcren.ee of a circle cannot be ex
otly found, eveu though in the division
the decimal be carried out to 10,000
figures. Tha above being the exact fucti
in the case, we will say that the problem
of "squaring tbe circle" i one thut has
long beeu given up ny the mainema
tiuiaus as insoluble. St Louts Repub
lic, : - - - '..
Women as Magnate,
"You don't believe these stories about
women being human magnets, do yon?"
Dora asked.
"Some of them are mighty attract
ive," David said, looking at her keenly.
Dora blushed.
"I don't mean that," she said. "I
mean their doing such great things
lifting half htloxen men aud all those
tricks. Do you believe it?"
"Woll, I don't know," David reflect
ively answered. "I saw woman today
she wasn't more than S feet high aud
slight at that I saw her just lift a lin
gerit wa rjght iu the street, crowd
of people around her she raised her
finger and aud"
"WelL for pity sake what?" ex-
claimid Dora im patiently, "Don't beso
long about it."
"I don't go so far as to say the bad
electrical powers," David pursued calm
ly. "I won't undertake to explain what
it was, but this lunch I can vouch for,
for I saw it with my own eyes the mo
ment she raised that little finger it had
a dainty pink nail ou it a heavily load
ed street car that wa passing cam to
an instant stop."
But Dora, with heightened color, oV
clared that if ever another woman lived
who was married to so mean a man, all
he had got to say wa that she pitied
her. New York Recorder.
A New Test. '
A cycling philosopher remark a fol
lows: "You can tell tbe nationality of
bicyolo rider by the direction of hi
eyes. An Englishman looks at his feet
A German looks at the sky. A Spaniard
looks straight ahead. A Frenchman al
ways looks behind him. This last rule
ia without exception. " Gauloi.
The attachment of mere mirth are
but the shadows of tbat true friendship
of which the sincere affection of the
heart are the lubitanc. Burtoo.
Conseleatlons,
Landlord Book Can you refer me to
a work where I can learn bow tbe an
cients constructed those catapults that
would throw stone half a mile?
Friend Don't believe I can. Wby do
yon want such information?
Hooks Well, yon see, I've advertised
that this bouse is within a stone's throw
of the railway station, and now I bava
got to rig np some plan for throwing
tbat stun Loudon Tit Bits.
MO NOT OKI,
Thers is not a human being physically
perfect. Much of this imperfection comas
from heritage, much more from accident,
neglect or Ignorance. All of this mass of
mortal suffering is manifest In ache and
pains of more or less intensity, or In some
sina or unnatural distress. Hence all
strive tor relief. The simplest and surest
Is of ooorse the best, and true economy de
mands to bave it always at nana, w nen
we know that an ordinary sprain mar
make a cripple for life, we should seek tbe
best remedy at once, and at ono w know
that it is found in a bottle ol 81. Jacob
Oil. Those wbo in any way doubt this can
experiment and be sura of curs. Thou
sands have done so.
That surly sign: "Keep off Ihegrsss,"
From the sight of man will shortly pass;
Hood shall we see, as o(t' before.
Its rude successor: "Shot the door I"
DSAVNXSS CANNOT BI CTJBHD
By local applications, aa they cannot reach.!
to diseased portion ol tne ear. mere is
only one way to cur Deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an Inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tub.
When this tube gets inflamed yoo bave a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
wben it u entirely closed Deafness is tbe
result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to It nor
mal condition, bearing will be destroyed
forever; nine oases out of tea are caused
by catarrh, which Is nothing but an in-
flammed condition of tbe mucous surfaces
We will give On Hundred Dollars for
any as of Deafness (caused by catarrh )
tbat cannot be oured by Halt's Uatarrh
Cure. Bend for circulars, free.
F. J. CHKNKY A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggist, 760.
EVERY FAMILY
SHOULD KNOW THAT
7 a very remarktblc remedy, torn tor Ittm
TEBNXL and BXTBKNAL aw, and won.
tcrlultn lit quick Action torelitrc distress.
IltlnmlCliiff !"asurseiiitorr
('kills, niarrhaca, Drsenierr, Crania,
Cholera, and aU fowl lompUitnU.
ftlrkeees, Hirk Headarhe, Pule la ike
Hark or Hide, Hkeassaihuaaiul Nearalala.
M A l K. It brings iMy and prrmamtu rrluf
In all csjms of Bralsee, Cats, Manias.
Never Haras, Ac.
rUili-IUiGM truM4 friend of the
IMechaale, Parmer, Planter, Mailer, and
In fact sil cJHa wanting a medicine always at
band, and mfr. to uv Internally er externally
wltk certainty mf relief.
13 RECOMMENDED
By JftyttrfciiM, by MUttonarUi, hy Minuun, by
Mectulnict, hy NwitM in JlotpUaUt
w BY MVKKYBODY.
Paln-Kltlcr teVEtSfEiZ
leave port without uppljr of It,
rfo family can attonl to b without thlt
Invfeluatrl remedy In tb houw. Iu nhc itrWiK
It within the ra?h ot all, and It will annually
eave many time lf coat In doctors' bllla.
npwar of iMittattoim. Takj liUU iNll Ut
".VJU.JI .UaVi,"
1
..fh feuaiai fliuul
-mA, Vat I
tiwm. srViio try uriiKaTipTa. m
MEW WAT AtT-0 DCT.
Oo Kaat from Portland. Pendleton. Walla
Walla via O, R. k N. to Bpokan and Great
Northern Railway to Molilalia, Dakota, Ht.
Paul, Minneapolis, Chicago, Omaha, Bt
Louis, Bast and Uouth. Rook-ballast track)
tin scenery : new equipment Ureat North
ern Paint keeper and Diners) Kam ly
Tourist Oars) liullet-Llbrary Oars. Writ
A. It, 0. Dennlston, 0. P. A T. A., Portland,
Oregon, or F. I. Whitney. O. P. AT. A.,
8t. Paul, Minn., for printed nutter and in
formation about rates, rout, stc
INCHKAia YOOK INCOME
By careful Investments by mall through
a responsible Brut of large as parlance
and great success. Will send you par
ticulars free, shewing bow a small
amount of money eaa ha easily multi
plied by successful Investment la grain.
Highest Bank references. Opportunities
excellent, l'ettlauo Co., Hankers aad
Brokers, Boom ., Omaha .Building,
Chicago.
riTt.-AU Bis stopped tree by lr. Kline's
raat Narva Heatorer. He sis after the Are!
day's use. Mamlous cures.
Treaties aad Ml
trial bottle lrv to Vtt OSSSS
end to Dr. Kike,
Ml arch 81 . Philadelphia, Pa.
I us Plso's Our for Consumption both
In my family and prsotioe . Dr. (I. W.
Pattissoh, lukster, Mich., Nov. ft, ltM.
DIHASTKOV VAIXI'IIKI
Wa nan mention no failure more disastrous
thsn thsl ol physical euersy. It Itivoivee the
partial suspension of the digestive and sstlml
lallve processes, and emails the retlreatsnt
Irom business ol the liver sua sitineys. tuny
thransn the eoed offlfes ol Hostsller's Stomach
BlttsrsoenthereatoraMonellta former vigor
ous status be hoped for.- When this aid has
been secaretl, a resumption ol sotlvliy In the
alomscit, liver aud noaeis may ue reiteo anon.
the Hitters oonauer malaria ana siueey
(roubles.
Tar Ossmba for breakfast.
Ac Hu es
And pains of rheumatism can he cured
bv removing the rati, lactic acid In tha
blood. Hotid'i Bitmaparllla cures rheu
matism by neutralising (his arid. Thou
sand of people Mil of rleot curs by
iruoodr
Sarsaparilla
Th On True Blood Purifier. l j its for 9
Rood's Pitl " barmonloasly with
"uuu 4US Hoods aaraapartlla. Mela.
dr. Guars
laraorao
LIVER
PILLS
A MlldPkyaTe. 4ae Pill, lav a Been.
Wlllta. pill sappiy shat the Wat iaase as
SKI H Bwalar. Truer aura Haatfaeae. brltMae tha
KrM.aad alaar theOompteiloe iMteruVea eiaaMUas,
Tin aauaar grtpa aot awkaa. To aana yea. aa
W . P. If . TJ. Ho. 28 -8. F. If. TJ, Ro. 706
if:
y on want a sur relief for
uoiua, uaw au
Allcock's
Bear in Mind Not on of
ration I a good a th genuine.
Don't Tobacco
Spit and Smo!:o
Your Lifo
Away!
0
funded.
15
and
ample
CHIOAOO
r)lCftDCTC candy mthitrttfl core
INwVHIIblK ott:
, sold by dmggbit
Timely Warning.
Th graat tuccata of th chocolat preparation of
th bout of Walter Bakor A Co. ttablihd
in 1780) ha ltd
many mitltading
of thalr nam, label, and wrapper. Walter
Balcar tc Co. are the oldett and largest manu
facturer of pure and high-grade Cocoa and
Chocolate on this continent. No chemical ar
used in their manufacture.
Consumer should ask for, and be sur that
they get, the genuine Walter Balrar ft Co.' good.
WALTER BAKER & CO., Limited,
DORCHESTER, MASS.
Seeils, Trees, Spray
WEINHARD'S
MALARIA!
sSBaBaUnBsBSBBBBslfsaas1
DON'T BORROW
SAPOL
Ve (r.s.TswpMi y afasMvj
w. su reek, whn
ity of
nil
cur.
larira turf.
lie of hi absolute cure, free to any sufferer
w'no may send their P. I), and Kapreaa atlilrsss.
We alvlse snv nite wishing a cure Inatlilres .
frof ,W. H. riUU. f. P.. 4 Cedar it., Mew Tsrk
HERCULE8
GflS-flJlD'CASOLIJlE
...ENGINES...
NOTIO FOR...
SIMPLICITY
STRENGTH
ECONOMY
UPIRIOK WORK.
MANtHI
. IN IVIHY DETAIL
Those engines are acknowledged by espert
engineers to be worthy ol highest enmraals
tlon for slmnlleltv. hurh (rede malarial sad su
perior worimen.hlp. They develop the full
actual horse power, and run without an i
snsrk battery i the system ol Ignition Is i
spark battery the system ol Ignition Is simple.
etecine
Ines pensive and reliable, ror pumping euUta
for Irrigating parpoaee ne better engine ea b
lonod on tbe raaiaeooaal. for botatlug outau
lor mines they have met with highest approval.
ror intermittent power taeir ewaoasy is '
qsesUoosd.
tTlTIOimilO IMtlE EIQIIEt
-satrraOKraan st-
American Type Founders' Co.
PORTLAND. OS.
end fcc ealalogaa.
MRS. WINSUM'S ?
rO CMILOatN TIITHIMO
Fee sale ay all Pi eea. SS t este a Settle.
SURE CURB ros PILES
tUklstsi &aa1 Allay sl!-at. e.. .... swT.. T. 7
... . aWNWUta. , TeuZ f!i
naina in th back. aida. cheat. ir
Porous
Plaster
the host of counterfeit and iml
mi
iak(
tha nonrM
tronsr. and
brinea bank
tha foallnm of
youth to tha Dro-
maturwlv old man.
It restores lost via-or.
You may train tan
pounds In tan days.
GUARANTEED
T021CC0 H1EIT Cm
to buy and try a box to-day. It
ita only $1. Your own druifaTlat
flfuarantaa a cur rr mnnn m.
Booklet, written guarantee of cure
tree. Addreaa nearest office.
STERLING REMEDY CO..
MONTR AC, CAM. NgWVORK.
constipation.
rarely Vegetable, smooth and
guaranteed to cure. Only Uo.
everywhere,
to th placing on th markat
and unterupulou Imitation
Pumps
BUELL LAMBERS0N
I0S Third It., mm Tarter
PORTLAND OBKQOW
WELL-KNOWN BEER
(1M Kioa 08 BOTTLES)
Beeond to none- THY IT.,
Mo matter where from. fOKTLAMD, OB,
s s m wm
II TIT r sTvi IW spouii
II II II a i""" PHyi-lanr hli
- oj n yni standing
DO YOIJ IffCKL BAD? DOES YOUB BACK
achef Doe every tp seem burden? Yon need
MOORE'S RKVEALED REMEDY.
TROUBLE." BUY
'TIS CHEAPER IN THE END.
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