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"" 1 I . Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report aii;.: asMsste. , . 4 i RAILROAD STORIES. IX w aassga1 ACiOX5JTEI.V PUKE YARNS OF A TIME WHEN THE ERIE WAS A SINGLE TRACK LINE, ; Aja UlceeUlngly Moderate lloy. A story is told up Piscataquis way that hows a certain breed of boy can be very moderate under exciting circumstances. A farmer found hia house on fire and hurried ly put his small son on an old mare's back and told him to ride and tell folks to come and bring pails and help put it out. The boy rode by the farms of several neighbors without saying a word and iuto the yard r-t one who was a special friend of the fam ily and there sat on his horse in silence till .the man came out to see what waa wanted. "Pa wants you to take your pail and come over. Our house is all afire. It Is, true," he Raid with great moderation. The man grabbed his pail and ran. making an out cry, but when he reached the place the roof had fallen in, and everything had gone by the board. Icwiston Journal. A Valuable Privilege. The attention of college graduates is called to the fact that their degree en titles them only to enter the battle of life. It grants no quarter. Jump in, boys, and hustle. In that way alone will yon ever open the oyster that has been growing all these years for yon and yon alone. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. m . Dr. Newcombof Cornell university, it la said, kept snails shut up in a pillbox for seven years, which were resuscitated by a very little moisture. It cost the German emperor $30,000 to make the trip from Rome to Naples, go np the mountain and get back again to Home. BILLY BURKE, THE BURGLAR'S BANS, Re Wore To Many Dl.guleee to guecaed as Store Detective. Harry A. St, John of Now York olty, read "Old Sleuth" books till bis mind was full of detective km , ledge . He bad almost as uiauy disguises as Old Sleuth wore, and be became the most daring, original and ingenious detective that New York hns hai since Old Sleuth went out of business. A few days ago he entored a large dry goods store in Harlem, and with an air of profound mystery handed the. following letter to the proprietor: To whom It may concern : This will intro duce to you William Burke, the celebrated shoplifter detective. He has been on our t oroe for years; has worked forMacy and Ridley's with Nellie Bly. He has caught more shop lifters than any man in the business. Hoping you may use uim, 1 remain Thomas J. Byknus, - Superintendent of Polios Department. , St John wore two overcoats and showed collection of fnlso whiskers and wigs, which, be said, were bis favorite lis 7 ON THE ROAD L to recovery, the 'young woman who is taking Doctor nerce Favorite Pre scription. In maidenhood, wo manhood, wife hood and moth erhood the " Pre scription " is supporting tonic and nervine that's peculiarly aaaptea to ner needs, regulating, strengthening: and cur ing tbe derangements of the sex. Whv is it so many women owe their beauty to Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription ? Because beauty of form and face radiate from the common center health. The best bodily condition results from good food, fresh air uu exercise coupicu wun lUCJUUIllUUBUSC ot the "Prescription." ' If there be headache, pain in the back, bearine-down sensations, or general de bilitv. or if there be nervous disturbance, nervous prostration, and sleeplessness, the " Prescription " reaches the origin of the trouble and corrects it It dispels ach.es and pains, corrects displacements and cures .catarrhal inflammation of tne lining mem branes, falling of the womb, ulceration, ir regularities and kindred maladies. "FALLINQ OF WOMB." , Mrs. Frank Cam FIKLD. of East Dickin son, Franklin Co., N. y., writes : "I deem it my duty to express my deep, heart-felt grati tude to you for having been the means, under Providence, of restor- , ing me to health, for I ' have been by spells un able to walk. My troubles were of the womb inflammatory . and bearing-down sen sations and the doctors all said, they could not "TweTve bottle, of Dr. Ms- Campteld. Pierce's wonderful Favorite Prescription has cured me." tuffered from catarrh : of the wont a boy, and ' t'W cure. Balm set,ins Many aeanaitancet havt i ed it ntk excellent re- i fn'fa. Oscar Ostrum, f5 Warren avenue, Chicago, III. , CATARRH ' EI.T'8 t'RSAK BALM Opens and cleanses HIV puu riwmu', hub), run Mia juunminv tion, Heals the Bore, Protects the Membrane from coins, Restores tbe Sennet of Taste aud Bmell. The Balm is quickly absorbed and gives relief at once. panicle Is applied into each nostril, and is agreeable. Price, 60 cents at Druggists' or by 88 Warren Street, New York. WALTER BAKER & CO. The Largest Manufacturers of PURE. HIGH GRADE COCOAS AND CHOCOLATES On this Con dual, am recalvea HIGHEST AWARDS from UM gnat ' . Industrial and Food EXPOSITIONS In Europeand America. Ttalttte th Dutch Proe, no Alhsv het or other Chemicals or Dyr r tiatd in anr of their DrvDiratiOM. Tneir deUcimit BKbAKr AbT WCUAM BDswuiWiw purs sum ftoiuDM, mxul oon i uum wm cau a cup. SOLO BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE. WALTER BAKER ft CO. DORCHESTER, MAS8. You Can Get Farrv's Seeds at vour dealers u friwih and fertile as though rou (tot them direct from terry e eed Karma. , , ' ; ... , , ..-. marts Seeds are known and planted every- wnera. ana are wuvrmyw best, vvrrrm seea annua lUr iBVA Ml 18 till WU them, rnw. D. M. Ferry Co. Oetrolt.Mloh. FRAZER AXLE CREASE BEST IN THE WORLD. outlasting two boxes of any other brand. Free from Animal Oils OKT TUI 6KNV1IK. FUK BALE BY OKKOON AND , '4-ar-WA8HINOTON MERCHANTS' ,1 . DR. UEBIC & CO., Special Doctors for Chronic Prliile ml Hista Diseases. " fr. Ueblit's Invlawator the greatest remedy for fteminal Weakneae, Loan of Mant ood maa Private Ilai.m,a, Overcomes Prematurenefla and prepares ail f r marriage llfe'i duties, pleaaurea and reapoo albuiur.: l irlal b ,ttl glvan or nt frea to anv ona dewrtblnr a mptoma; call or address 400 Oearv I , private ealranos m aUssa St., Saa Vraiieuce. A FAVORITE DISGUISE. ;:. . (olses. His skill as a detective seemed, to be of a very high order, and tbe merchant was so favorably impressed by him that he hired bim at $5 a day. He supposed that tbe letter signed with Superintendent Byrnes' name was genuine. St. John went right to work, and In bait an hour bn waa walking1 about the store, with red Galway whiskers, disguis ed as an Irish immigrant just from Ellis island. Twenty minutes later he appeared as a farmer, with a carpet sack, from Chautauqua county. Half an hour after ward be waa strolling about the store dis guised as an Avenue A beer saloon keeper. Tbe clerks began to laugh at bis numer ous and comical disguises and at tbe great air of mystery ho wore. By 4 o'clock in tho afternoon be bad appeared In about a dozen different disguises. Tbe merchant showed the letter to tbe superintendent of the store, who suspected at once that it was fraudulent and decided to communicate with police headquarters. Detective Trainor went from the cen tral office to the dry goods store in Har lem and found St. John bard at work dis guised as a Persian traveler. He ques tioned the imitator of Old Sleuth, and St. John told bim that he was a celebrated detective, and that tbe secret of his great success was the great variety of disguises which be wore. He said he was known to crooks as "Billy Burke, tbo burglars' bane. " Tbe real detective arrested tbe follower of Old Sleuth and took bim to tbe Harlem police court. The prisoner s father, a respectable citi sen, said tnat bis son bad ben reading detective stories for many years and imag ined that detective work was bis chosen calling. Being out of a job, be bad eagor- ly sought an opportunity of making $5 a day. Young fat. John was held for trial. HAS FIVE LIVING WIVES. WTJliam Dobolee Shows Vntuoal Aptitude For the Gentle Art of Matrimony. Five wives without death or the for mality of a divorce is tbe record credited to William Dubolce, who languishes in jail at Tioga, N. Y., charged with biga my, borne men move to save paying rent, but if tbe stories told about William are true he found that judicious moving Is better than divorces, at least cheaper. Dubolce appeared at Tioga Center about tbe first of December and secured employ ment as a veterinary surgeon and horse trainer from John E. Pembleton. In tbe latter's family Alice Taylor resided as a domestic Tbe horse trainer and the girl became acquainted, and as he appeared to be an Impetuous lover tbe wedding day was soon set for Dec. IS. He said that be . WILLIAM DUBOICE. came from Addison, and letters of inqulr were sent to tnat village to ascertain his history.- No response being received be fore the day and hour fixed upon for the wedding, the two were duly married by Rev. Ziba Evans. Late that aftornoon Mr. Evans received a letter from an Ad dison clergyman Rev. W. A. Decker stating that Dubolce bad at least one wife and was wanted on two warrants. He was arrested tbat evening, and sub sequent investigations revealed the fact that at the time of bis wedding to Alice Taylor Duboice he had four wives living- one at Jasper, N. Y. ; one at Mcrchant- ville, N. Y.; one at Wilkesbarre and one In Potter county, Pa. He Is a short, dark complexloned man about 80 years old. On His Knee Mayhap They sat at opposite ends of ibe sofa. "Be mine, " he pleaded. ' "I am not in a position to entertain such a proposal," she answered coldly. He was not of tbe sort of man to re quire the impact of a tabernacle falling on bis bead ere be would tumble, and be shortly effected a The First I'm of the Telegraph In the Ban. ulna of Railway Traiue TVhat a "Snake Spiker" Waa How the Ballrone Came to He Vad Sounding Wheels. "Charley Minot bad his little tussle with oneof his-engineers about running a train on telegraph signals Rlong in 1851," said veteran railroad engineer recently. "The Erie was a single track then of course, and the magnetic telegraph, as it was called In those days, was a new and in many re spects an untried thing. The Erie bad put up a line along Its road as bad otber rail roads, but the telegraph had never yet been applied by any road to tbe running ot trains. Engineers and conductors ran their trains according to schedule, and if it waa down on the schedule that they were to lie at a certain place or spot on a siding or turn out until another train, ruuning In an oppo site direction met and passed them, there they would lie If tbe other train did not put In an appearance for a week. 1 his resulted in great delays in the trallio of the road, and soon after the putting up of the tele graph line superintendent Minot made up bis mmil that by its use tbat evil could be done away with and the whole existing sys tem of railroad transportation be revolu tionized. He was timid, though. about making the venture, but one day be happened to be on a traiu bound for Elmlra, which was the terminus of the road then. This was in the summer of 1850. Big Ben Sboles was the engineer. ben they got to Turner's station they found that the train from the west which was to meet and pass them there was half a day late. That was the opportunity for Charley, and he made up his mind to settle the question of running trains on telegraphic order right there and then. He ;nt a message to the agent at Port Jervis notifying bim that the train would leave Turner's and run to Port Jervis on the time of the belated east bound train. The engineer refused point blank to pull out on a track over which a train coming toward bim bad tbe right ot way, although that train could by no possibility get onto that track in tne meantime. "Such a proceeding was unheard of, and be wouluu t let bis train take the risk. Thereupon the superintendent discharged bim on tbe spot end ran tbe engine him self not only to Port Jervis, but to Nar- rowsburg, 35 miles farther on the journey, where the overdue train was met and passed. The passengers thus escaped hours of de lay, and from tbat time tbe telegraph order on railroads not only in this country but everywhere where there are railroads be came tbe rule, and the science of railroad ing was advanced a quarter of a century at a bound. "Speaking of 'snake heads,' there's some thing tbe present time railroader or rail road traveler knows nothing about. One of the most important employees of a rail rood in the old days was the 'snake spiker.' wuen tne rails were simply iron straps spiked to wooden stringers, the straps in time worked loose, and the ends where they were joined together curled up and looked like a big nake with its head raised a few inches from the ground. Hence the name, and tbe snake spiker was a trusted man who bad a certain section of track which he was detailed to patrol, with a sledge hammer and a leather bag with new spikes in itsiung by a strap over his shoulder. He was to keep a sharp lookout for snako heads, for they were dangerous things for train to come in contact with, and when be found one, spike it down flat to the stringer again. - The safety of life and property on railroads depended in a great measure on tbe vigilance of the snake spiker. And it was over such rails as those that the boys of the old days had tbe nerve to push their ens! lies a mile a minute. lhen there's the bellropeand tbe sound ing of car wheels with a hammer when a train stops at a station. It was funny how the use of the bell rope originated. Tbe introduction of car wheel inspection was the result of a catastrophe the first really terrible railroad accident In the country. The pioneer conductor of the Erie rail way was Poppy A vers, and be ran on tbe rood when its whole working length was between Piermont and Turner's, and there was good room for doubt whether it would ever get any farther. Isobody ever both ered about buying a -t icket in those days. but paid bis fare to the conductor. Once in awhile the conductor found it desirable to eject some would be deadhead passenger while between stations, but as there was no means of letting the engineer know about it except by sending a brakeman forward, and as he generally had to climb over a lot of freight and produce cars before he could attract the attention of the engineer It fre quently happened that tbe tram reached the ref ractory.passengers station before it could be stopped. Poppy Ayers lost a good many fares in this way, and he got tired of such unprofitable railroading. So he bit opon a plan to do away with future trouble on that score. "One day be tied a stick of wood to one end of a long rope, bung the stick on tbe locomotive, where tbe engineer could see it. and carried the rope bock over the cars to the rear car and made tbe end fast there. His idea was to pull the rope and agitate the stick ot wood when be wanted the en in necr to stop the train. In those days the engineer considered himself the man who was supreme on the train, and this partic- ulnr engineer resented this plan of Poppy Ayers' as making him subordinate to tbe conductor, and he chucked the stick of wood overboard the first time it was put in use acd went on with his train. When they got to Turner's, Poppy Ayers pitched in and gave tbe engineer the worst kind of a licking, put tbe stick of wood back on tbe engine, and it worked to a charm. This led to tbe introduction of the bellrope on rail. rum trains. Soon after the Erie was finished to Middletown in 1843 the first regular pleasure excursion ever run on the road started from Middletown for the Elysian fields, the famous eld time pleasure ground near Hoboken. The excursion was got up Dy I'rotessor JUcttregor of the Middletown academy. Tbe train was filled with pas sengers, me wheels on railroad cars were then made with cast iron spokes after plan devised by Boss Winans. One of these wheels broke while tbe train was running at a high rate of speed, and several of the cars were thrown down a high embank ment near Seamansville. Several of the excursionists were killed, one being a bride who, with her husband, was making the excursion her wedding trip, and a number were badly hurt, some fatally. That was the nrst casualty of tbe kind in tbe history of railroads. It was discovered that the wheel that broke had been cracked for some time, a rora that accident the now universal rule ot sounding car wheels with a hammer at stated points came to be auopteu, a ruie tnat nag saved many lives and much property. The accident also led to the abandoning of the spoked wheels and the introduction of the present style of car wueeia.- ew xorK fjun. WHAT THE CHINESS EAT. Their Breadstuff Beam tad, aalena, od : dan and alliens, A member ot the English parliament, Floreuee O'Driscoll, has a lively paper in The Century describing life aud street scenes in Canton. .Air. O'DrUooll snyi: The food purveyors made a most striking display; the fruiterers exposed on flut trays bnnauas, pineapples, mel ons, figs, pears (the lattor beautiful to the sight, but bard aud tasteless), to gether with many Chinese fruits, whose shapes and tastes were familiar to me, but whose oamos I knew not, Some of these fruits wore most artlstloally pool ed, pineapple peeling being quite an art A great variety of yegetablea was offer ed for sale. Among thorn were the white shoots of the bamboo, which seemed to be a favorite artiole of diot But to what nse indeed may not this wonderful grass be put? From it Chinamen make almost everything oouoeivable hats, clonks, sheets, carpets, roofs, buildings, baskets, clinirs, carrying poles, fishing tools; the list might be prolonged ad infinitum. And then they eat it as welL Preserving ginger in many forms was a noticeable trade. The roots were washed and left in water, as an English cook treats potatoes before boiling them. A number of men and women holding a two pronged fork in each baud sat around a table with the tubs of poelod ginger beside them. They picked ginger roots out of the wator, and laying thou) on the table pierced them all over very rapidly with both forks until quite soft. The pierced roots were then put into another tub, where they were boiled in sirup. The ginger went through various other minor processes until eventually it was packed in the earthenware Jars in which it is sold in European shops. The whole process was certainly a olean one, aud tbe smell of the aromatio root in preparation waa both grateful and pleasant i In the bakers' shops I saw nothing corresponding to our European loaf, Solid looking little yellow patties, slabs of flabby brown cakes, einblemntio of concentrated dyspepsia; scones or an equivalent, apparently of fried batter, and great flakes of milk white, slippery looking paste not above an eighth of an Inch thick to be rolled up and deftly sliced with a cleaver shaped tool into long strings like macaroni. These foods were to be seen everywhere in the city, but nothing light and open. To my eyes the brcodstuffs seemed sad, solemn, sod den and bilious. KOI A Word About the Basset Shoes, A fashion writer in morning con temporary asks: 'What is the attraction which brown leather boots seem o possess for both men and women, yonng and Old? This year they have made their appearance not only considerably earlier than usual, but also in larger numbers than ever be fore. Some declare that they are more comfortable, but experience hardly bears out that impression. A brown boot can never be so pliable and so easy as one of black leather, moreover, the brown boot is distinctly less becoming than the black." The writer of this must have had singular experience with brown leather. The russet shoes are worn by most peo ple because they are softer and more pliable, and above all because the pores of the leather are not tightly closed as they are in patent leather, and in all black leather tbat is subjected to polish blacking. The difference in comfort in hot weather between a ventilating russet shoe and impervious patent leather is quickly obvious when a change is made from one to the other. The summer dress of Americans has tended to comfort in all respects during the last few years. and no two innovations have added more to a mitigation of hot weather discom fort than the brown shoe and the un starched fine cotton shirts for gentlemen. New York World. Part of a Talk With Edwin Booth. "Did anybody ever tell you you looked like luigar A. Poer-1 asked. "No," replied Booth,' "but the other day in passing up Broadway I was at tracted by a portrait in a window which I took for mine, but .which waa Mr. Poe's. I am a great" admirer of him. By the way, do you know that he was a grandson of Benedict Arnold?" No." Well, he was, or at least he claimed to be. . In a conversation between Poe and Tom Plncide, an .old actor, Poe as serted that his mother, whose maiden name was Arnold, was the illegitimate daughter of Benedict" But Poe was greatly given to ro mancing about himself," I explained. But would a man romance in that way about himself?" Most men would not, but Mr. Poe would." Utica Observer. KNOWLEDGE Luring Butterflies In Town. A suggestion that valerian should be planted to attract the butterflies in our parks is mode by Mr. A. Hensman, who at tributes to tbe valerian In Regent's park the profusion of butterflies there. He says: "Several species of the common white but terfly are to be seen every year all over Lon don, but such a variety of tbe vonessidi I never saw before. The painted lady, large and small tortoise shell, red admiral and the lovely peacock butterfly literally rearrangement of tractive to these snecies. 'l counted on one small paten wnicn i coma nave covered positions mutually satisfactory, and of nature to facilitate tbe matter in with my hat four of the above named spe- band. Detroit Tribune. eies." London News, Brines comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who live bet ter man others ana enjoy life more, with 'ess expenditure, bv more, uromntlv adapting the world's best products to wie neeus oi pnysicai Deing, win attest ;no value to nealtn oi the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Bvrup of Figs. Its excellence is due to its presentinc in tbe form most acceptable and pleas- ii hj tne taste, me reiresningana trulj beneficial properties of a nerfect lax' ative; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid neys, Liver and Bowels without weak ening them and it is perfectlv free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug gists in 60c and f 1 bottles, but it is man ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name. Bvrnn of Vir and being well informed, you will, not accept any substitute U offered. Not muoh to give, a cup of water, jst Its draught' of cool refreshment dralnsd by fevered lips will send mors pie aiurs through tha frame than when tbs Jules or wins news the Joyiof brighter days; not muqh to buy, a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil, yet, ...l.l..l ll nn llimhaun'l twistlnS DSlUS. will stra'ghten up and ours mors orooked backs than when tne boys march fonh ou k.,li.l nora.la. Not much to IfV it. SUV- way ; for In all its world-wide mission to comfort those In pain it never yet deceived, se that its name lik household words is known to be remembered. It's the exter nal wine of joy. Baptised After Death. A queer story comes from Eagle Cleft, a small settlement on Lookout moun tain. Several weeks ago J. W. Masaer was very ill with fever. He wauted to be baptized, and as this could not be done during his illness he requested that as soon as he died his body be im mersed. He said he neglected it during his lifetime and wanted his dead body baptised. A fow days ago he died, and on the . day of the funeral, at Hixon's Grove, the Rev. W. J. Drennan Im mersed the corpso in the presence of large crowd of people. " The body was then put back into tho coffin and laid in the graveyard. Cor. St Louis Globe- Democrat. Taken on New Ways. The cigarette manufacturers have hit upon anew advertising dodge. Thus far it flourishes only in New York, but there is some danger of it spreading. They hire pretty girls to parade the parks and the principal avenues and display ciga rette signs. It has reached such propor tions that the police have been called npon to drive them out of Central park, aud no more young women representing any brand of cigarettes will be allowed to promenade, ride or sit there. It seems to be a pretty good scheme to suppress before it spreads beyond its present cou nties. Boston Herald. , OFFICIAL NOTICE OP TUR WORLD'S FAIR AWARD TO , Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder. John Boyd Thacher, Chairman of the Executive Committee on Awards at theCol inibian Exposition, writing from Washington, D. C , to the Price Baking Powder Company, says : . ; , : " ktrtwith tnthtt you an official toy of your . award, ivhkh in Jut time, will b inscribed in tht Diploma, ami forwarded to your address, unless other wise indicated by you," Thus are the honors awarded Dr. Price's Baking Powder at the World's Fair fully verified. On the other hand the claims to awards at the Fair by a New York Baking Powder are proven wholly false. Official records show it was not even an exhibitor. Was it b?cnise it conhined Ammonia ? Tear Hiram Peek. For many a long year Hiram Peck of Southington bas displayed this notice over his front door, "Live single, and you will be happy." Yet has he fallen vic tim to the charms and graces of Miss Mary H. Browne of Menden. when, as a married man, he takes that board down, he will not have boon the first of his unfortunate and defenseless sex who bas proposed and had a woman dispose for bim. Mew York Evening Sun. BUPK CKIJ8HKD TO KAKTH Will rle asaln In the bo om of s dyipeut'e wise enoiitib toauballiuieforlhepariKlo-toirca, whleh have bamtwoaled him out of hla ballet in the poMlt llitr of cure, the real lurlitoraiil and to- marhle. Unatatlar'a S oniach H Iters. The bll- loua. the nprrotu,. the dvKpeplir. the rheumatic alike derive aueedr ben, lit from th a halnful bo tanic medicine. Persons auRerlug from lndl aeatl' n will nam no poaitlve permanent eood from the Bery. uamed oaled limulaiila of com merce, too often used renuleaalr. The Bitters Is Immeaiurablr lo be ireferrri tothiMwaaatoiite, inee Its pure beala la mixlitind by Iheeonluno non wun it oi veiretaiie tngteciienia m in hlirhest remedial excellence. Malaria la i,re- vauled and remedied by It, and It Infuaes vigor Into the weak and sickly. A wines laasful three umea a anj u ine average ooaa. He 1 the lll-manner1 n-raon who lutt 1 ft the room a trangtsr here f Uoateas A imosl; ht is my naaoaua. PIANOS-llatdman Chlckerlnc-FIwber. i,ow prices; eauy terms, ror ie by WIL.KV H. ALLKN CO. (theoldi-atand Largest muiic store), 'Jll F.rM HL, Portland. Tby Osama for breakfast. Tie EnamellneSlove Pollih ; no dnat, no amell AT EVERY TWINGE Of Rheumatism yoa should remember that relief is st band in Hood's Sarsanarilla. Rheumatism is caused by lactic add in the The Lamentable End ot a Heaai Fifty annual suns had .bleached her raven tresses, placed crow's foot on her chamoislike skin and otherwise blem ished bur youthful loveliness, but the vigor of romance still lurked in her bosom. Sho Inserted an "ad" In one of the Toledo dairies for a correspondent matrimonially inclined. Tbe "ad" was answered by a gallant also sliding down the slope of his fiftieth anniversary, i'no- tographs taken in' their palmier days were exchanged, and last week the fair one came from her wind swept retreat in Iowa to meet her Ideal, to join heart and hand with him and float happily on winirs of love together to the end of their natural lives. Both bsd so changed in the many years since the pictures were taken that they failed to recogutte each other in tha train. Introductions fol lowed. , They viewed each other for a moment, when she broke out with: "Yon base de ceiver! You horrid old brute! You have deceived me, and I shall never marry you. You are twice as old as you repre sented and as homely as a cartoon." The radiance vanished from the eager lover s face. Staggvred, confused and raxsle dazzled, he bolted for the hotel door, letting fly a volume of cuss words, in terjecting such expressions as "Vixen," Jade," "Sho wolf and "Old hen." The door closed behind him with a slam, and the afternoon niatinee was over. The lady has returned to her home in Iowa, and the corresiiondent baa laid aside his pen forever. Toledo Dee, Drewned la Cask of Wine. At Mostar, In Herzesovtna, a husband snd wits met with a moat extraordinary death together. The wife went to tbe eel lar to futch a mug of fining new wine for HOWM Tllllf We offer On Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be oureu by Hall's Catarrh Cure I V. J, OH KMC Y A CO., Props., Toledo, Ohio., We, the undersigned, have known K. J. Obeaey for the laat IS years, aud believe him perleetly honorable in all liusinms transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. man isii, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O, WaUMMO, Kiksu A MaaviM, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting direotly upon tbe blood and mucous surfaces of the system. ' Price, 7M. per bot tle. Hold by all Druggists, Tesunionials free. rather." laid the bov. ' what Is Insolreatl" "liitolrent," waa Iba tapir, " nrraly a lung word used lo aeaorine a anoti eonaiuou. Fit our or it i kit. Tbs proof of tbe merits of a plaster la the oure It effects, and the voluntary testf monials of those wbo bsvs used Am coca's Posocs FiasTxas during the tt thirty years are unimpeachable evidence of Its superiority and should convince the most skeptical. Helf praiae Is no recommenda tion, but oert I lluatea fn m those wbo bate used them are. Ueware of Imitations and do not be de eelted by misrepresentation. Ask for At fc eocs's, and do not be persuaded to accept a substitute. - - "(hdsstu's Pills never, go astray, , First Cannibal Theae ntailonartea give ma a palu. bacoud cauulbal-l think jou eat loo Ml. blood, which settles in the Joints. Hood's her hu.band's stipprr, snd s. tlrmous J I cask waa not full she bwnnd over and fell noods Into It Her husband Immediately drop ped In after her to save her, and both wars drowned :o a few tnimitus. Cures aVS Sarsspsrilla purifies the blood and re nt o v e h this taint. There-sVbrrsv lore Hood s Bsrsansrll's cures rheumatism when all otber remedies have failed, (ilve I it a fair trial. " I snileted intensely with rheumatism but Hood's Hsrsapanlla has perfectly cured me." Hashy F. Pittard, Winterville, Gs. Hood's Pills are the but family cathartic 5aBtSF tA'""'ri1 n inilaimi,. tJTw 50. rOW A CASE IT WILI. NOT CURgTt R. HALL'S ; PULMONARY BALSAM The Beit Ct'RB lor Vamarhi. Colda and Jnaiaspilaai. Sold bjr all l)ru(.. price, M cents. J, K. UATas A) I'O. . Proprietors, I7 Sansoma St., S. t. iaanwahla laxative and M ERVB TON la Bold by Drugglstsor sent by melL 6o..80m snd 11.00 per packa-. Samples free. Tha Favorite TOOTS PJW1I11 for the leeta and llnatKXoo. aono B . XS 2 W.L.Douglas S3 SHOE PIT POM AKIN. I. CORDOVAN, rsyjaaiarwimrii tncALT. 1 43WFlwCAllKUtUJaa 3.WP0UCe,3 SOLES. .a unDlriueu... . vLtfEOYS'SCHOtol 'LADIES' ef stn"- v Ovar Oas Million Peoele waw the W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes All our shoes ars squally Mtlsfactory They give tne best veins for the moaey. They equal custoas Sbeas In style and At. Their waa ring qualities are unsurpassed. The artcaa are uniform, -eta pea" en seta prom $i te f j saved ever other makes. 11 your dealer cannot supply yoa we caa, Property Sold. 1 ! UP . i 1 . if '-4 I v N TRAVEL ? IF SO, YOU WILL FIND THE BIG FOUR ROUTE THE BE8T LINE VESTIBULE TRAINS. ELEGANT DINIMG OARS. QUICKTIME. ' Ask for Tickets vis Big Four Route. I. 0. MoCORMICX, 0. I. MARTIN, Pass. Trafflo Manager, (len. Pass. TkU Agl., CINCINNATI. mtW WAT K AST-MO ItT. , Oo Kaat from Portland. Pendleton. Walla Walla via ). K. A N. to Hpokane and Cireat Northern Kali we v to Montana, I'akotaa, Hi. raui, jiitnneapoua, t;irjago, Omaha, rit. touts. Kaat and Bouth. Huuk-hallaHt trai-k fins scenery, new equipment Ureal North ern Pelade Hlropers and Diners j Family Tourist Cars; liu net-Library Car. Writ 0. C. Donovan, Ueneral Agent, Portland, Oregon, or tt. I. Whitney. U. P. A T. A., 8t. Paul, Minn., for printed matter and in formation abo.it rates, routes, etc. CIHCstEn misixQ pays If you use the rtalaae IJ 4lgV I 1 lis illustrates: I BuAt laiaiuguu avugj raaa. .. , Make money while others sre waatlng lima by old prticeaaea. Catalog; telle all about tt.and describee ever nKie nrruea lor ltt poultry Bualncas, The "ERIE" mechaatrall tbe beat wheel. Pmtleat model. we era Ferine Coast Agents. Blcrrl rata luene.ntalledfree.etvea ETSM'o" PrJre. te,, Aosirrs WAsrrsn. mALtTHA DfdUIAtOt o..etala.a.CaL , I .lie Angefve. Bbamcu Hoinm, tu a Main SI Manhood reilored. Klht Kniwoni, WeKk memory, AlropSv.beaual WeakneM, etc., Surety cure kf OUEI A0S1 P0UI.ll AOMI The raott won Sarful achievement In Medical Hcience. 1 be only acknowl edged permanent cure guaranteed. New York addren IM-nj Fulwn si. 'Iks Ufa form and vital force al plaan sad flowerii it flvae vtgof, sower and lire te the vital orgaiu el Kaay to carry la veai pocket. Price fi. Sis for . Sent is plals rapper, e si 11 DrugglM. SrauaaaaMtai, 0. aieTTLa. waau eaa. eeeev uuaueH WlteSlOW'S rar:r " FOR OHILDRIN TIITHINO - aWsaisyaJIaeuanVtta.' - -- "w',"11"' - , inroruuoj !C. P. N. V. No. 682-8. F. N. U. No. 660 Estate, .sea COROITT & MACLEAY nn uprkUTunu stliPllMn.nH rnuuiuuiow .u.u ... coniiKiimeiipi i " neai, riour, irais, wool and Hope, Ino. 1803. l iberal ad vance made on appro" Have rou oronertv vou wish to sell, or have us attend to poylng taxes or collecting rent. urop ua a cara lor parrir-eiars. C. E. A F. 8. HBI.DS. No. 866 Enti Burnelde Htreet, Portland, Or. Hn,B ata: Tea, i;onee, nine, nailing ana Huts, Spires, nego, Tapioca, ('bins Net ti i -te: rm Ifv. erpopl: , Uveipool F,ne, Coarse end hnmp Kork 'Hall, ihrmloels of all J", dmnUMe TeTeei d i K,J!,,el,nWhe, "To,"0'' '"'P. Holl Brlmsione, II... Ale, II Innel.' Vrf ter r&tfcb end Irish Whisky, Brandy anil Wun e, for sale In quantlilea to suit n,e ',r,A'" "IVpV i n'd or "DON'T BORROW TROUBLE." BUY"" SAPOLIO 'TIS CHEAPER IN THE END.' SMOKE Sweet Virginia MALARIA I Three doaea only. Try It. JJV iuu KKMj JJAD7 DOKti YOUK BACK I arji7 Doeaevejigtspseem a burden? Yon need mwuitav REVEALED REMEDY. .PLUG CUT f- w.iii.a umai.i.i I J St Couffk iyrujk. tutm Ooott Cm f I . f l In tlm Bold by dnigg.sts. f. I 9r sTfr"'1" WW." tfW . S,'?J?M8fflssWf Issb HOW TO SAVE MONEY. uny yonr oiwcbries ana i-kovisionSoi as, and we will save you money. We handle the beat goods and deliver free M i trains or boats. We buy snd sell for spot eaTb, aud sail goods eheapar y&'w&aJn?&!rr "J'wwnwnssndsqdrei mail yon oar 1.11 r---- '---,.- - wui biimu to naooo. eu oan te per injunu. m per oaee. w s 's coffee ner Bound H you special prle s. Address your orders t Dry granulated sugar In US-lb. sacks for...tl 76 1 Beat coal oil Beat brands of spur per barrel 2 14 Af buckle's lead is a list of what yos need, and ws will make yon an. MARK L. OONN OO- I4 Front Strsst, Portland, Ore