The Oregon mist., July 27, 1894, Image 4

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carn&v PURE
. .. 60ME JOCULAR JINGLES.
v - Revolt of Mie Babies. ' '
Dun MifiTKR Enrroa W. utile children
your ld
To hele at in our Terr righteous op to ditto
crusade.
Wo crave yonr ready aytnpathy, becauae wi
mina 11 plain
No"Tit-Iiii"o( humanity can plead to yon to
vain.
The Inconvenience of life are terrible to na.
Poor victim of conventional, unnecessary fuss,
Supposing, fir, yon asked a friend to ah -ire your
. weiirni or woes.
Aid he called you "chickabiddy with ka-
ineaiiiUK "catch-a-bo'el"
Well, that Is how we're treated when for sym.
patny we err,
Or elae we have to liaten to a puerile lullaby,
Kidiculuiialy silly, with such grave defects of
..style, x. " " . j
, That, were it not so painful, 'twonld provoke a
oaDya etnue.-
You may garm snch shocking twaddle most
Injurious we ana.
It ban a very wceketitna effect onon the mind.
The acutrat of intelligeiico taints and fails and
drop
If you feed it on such very unimaginative slops.
We dont want bite of Shakespeare for our ia
tellectual feast.
But we t hink a miuor poet's lay to be the eery
least
That can ever conscientiously before a babe be
placed
A lay, of course, appealing to a cultivated
. taste. i .1 ""
Then when our narees with us pace the verdure
oftbeparks, ' .. -
In thsconndeiitialcompanyof military sparks,
: We think that chivalry itself most certainly
. debars
Those sparse from choking us with smoke from
twopenny cigars. ' . ,..
Then the culinary principle on which our food
is dressed
Is really too absurd to be In common words ex-
pressed.'
Monotonous fluidity that marks our bill of fare '
Is far more irritating than our parents are
aware. - r t '
We wonder how papa would like to take his
ev ning nap
On nothing more substantial than a small to.
reen of nan.
And how would our big brothers like on end
less slops to feed
And pass their leisure hours away without a
single weed? -..
No banquets we're invited to, no fashionable
bail:
Ws know not pleasures of the play, delights of
music uau;
But ev'ry day and all day long we hear the
' hour chime. : ' .
With no congenial company to help to kill the
time.
And so, dear Mr. Editor, we Lope you'll heed
i. our plea ... -
And help us to a higher life, more varied, fresh
and free,
"Strong meat" is all we ask for, as we sound
- tiie war'tf alarms
And sign ourselves yours faithfully as well as
Tit-Bits.
The Season
How dear to my heart are the scenes of my
cmiunooa,
Noting of course an exception or two;
Korably when I staid home as requested
And pushed the lawn mower the rank, tough
grass tnrougn. -
Caught by my father when stalled In the
greensvram,
I gave vent to JiUtBusae to print anite unlit.
Grabbed hy the collar and dragged to the
wooasm-u
And for days iutrrvenina: unable to alt.
The rusty lawn mower, the edgelees lawn
mower.
The meanest lawn mower that ever I knew,
" Detroit Tribune.
When Our Wives Tote.
I'm going to the caucus, John,
So don't you go away,
, .. Bur conk must come, for I suspect
... f . We'll need her vote today.
v i. New, when you've made the beds, John,
na austea ail the rooms.
Go out and do the marketing.
But don't buy meat at Vroom'sl
Last caucus his wife bolted
And nearly spoiled my plan
. .. By voting with the antisuape
" . To nominate a man!
. ' Now. mind you put the kettle on
- And haste the meat yourself,
And don't forget the baby, John
His bottle's on the shelf!
The paregoric's on the stand.
Now, John, mind what I say! .
Ten drops in water every hour.
Come, cook! There, John, good day!
--- New York Sun.
HE frOSED AS A BAD MAN.
Bad a Right ta tie Lynched, Maybe, but
- Not That Way.
"Then isn't rut kind of doubt that One
Ear Dodge was an all round nuisance and
Infernal minoynnce to the boys and maybe
had aright to lie lynched, but it doesn't
teem to me that I'd have lynched him just
the way they dkl," said Orrin Uoyes of New
Mexico, "It may be, too, that they didn't
InUnid to lytic 'l hint. But, anyhow, he waa
lynched, aud I said then, and I say now,
that it wasn't done exactly regular.
"Dodge wanted to pass as a bad wan
the worst kind of a lad man bat he wasn't.
ana that's what inaue mm so unpopular.
He couldn't originate anything bad at all.
He could steal a horse or run off cattle,
but he did it in the regular commonplace.
sneaking way that every dirty Indian thief
does it, nml not by some stroke of genius
that would have marked him as a chap
worth cultivating, lie could fill himself
with rum on the slightest provocation, but
tveu that never brought any spark -of
smartness out of him.
lie was a secondhand bad man. lie
was simply a copyist. He carried this to
such art extent, that he even tried that
hackneyed, played out, discarded bit of
cowboy playfulness that was once look. I
upon as fixing at once the title of bad m..u
on the cheerful chap who tried It the Turn
ing of a tenderfoot at the point of a revolv
er to drink liquor he didn't want. Dodge
made an effort at this trick one night at
Lonisburg. Instead of the tenderfoot trem-
bliiiKly swallowing the liquor he laid hands
on Bob. He took his revolver away from
hint and then good naturedly whacked one
of the would be bad man's cars off close to
bis head with bio hunting knife.
After that Bob lost caste faster than
ever. He became known as One Ear Dodge,
and he got lota of hints that folks around
there only wanted one thing to make them
perfectly contented and hannv. and that
thing was Oue Ear Dodge's perpetual ab
sence. But be wouldn't take hints and got
to be a bigger nuisance than ever. There
was a big cattle ranch just over the line in
Old Mexico, and one day a lot of stray cat
tle came strolling in among na. Their
brands showed that they belonged oo the
Mexican ranch. One Ear Dodge had been
unusually disagreeable for a day or Vwo
and was hanging arouud, ugly and broke.
When the boys saw whose cattle the strays
were, they said it would be a good thing to
get One Ear to drive them back to their
owner. The matter was suKKestrd to him.
TWO SWEETHEARTS.
The eyes of Mmtte are like miniature seas,
'Villi ripples that laugh, and willows that
weep v .
On the shore, nnd the low bending boughs of
Deeiicn and soften the shadows that creep
At night near theorem) edge, faahloncd to fret
A saint into slnnii g the eyes of Usette, ,
The eyes of Marie were designed to derange
, The minds of weak mortals. There is some
thing about
Them so sweetly pathetic, as deep aud as
strange
As two holes In the night where the stars are
pulled out.
Row ran 1 choose then, which shall It be
Laughing Llsette or little Marie
. Ojr Warman in New York Sun,
FRAUDULENT LOTTERY SCHEMES
Clever Devices and lingua Circulars
Which Many People Are He lug
dwindled.
nearest .eat. for a few momenta there
was a ow and ominous silence, and then
one of the ofllceri said, slowly and with
pointed emphasis! ... -. ;
"Landlord, this ta very ttrangel"
"The strangest thlug I everknewl" fair!
gasped the innkeeper, glancing around him
in frightened bewilderment. "Where can
the man have gone to!" , , , ..,
"Aud this blood tool" sternly chimed in
the other olllcer. "What does this mean,
if not some foul play r"
"Oh, gentlemen," said the host In a low'
tremulous tone, "I hope you don't suspect ttZ&SXJf'X '
me. for I'm as innocent a. a child unborn, 'the' wolRpmll'i.
by
Skw Oki.iiam, La,, Jim S8, lHW.-Sliir the
Untlatana state l ottery Cum puny removed to
Honduras and resinned hnaltieat miilur the
name ol the Honduras Nallouitl Lottery Oom
puny, the natrons ol this great concern have
been eager halt tt clever operators, and every
month lliounantnf Dannie are taken in bv hit-
nemea wnii'ii purport to tie tuu oiiginai
And now I remember, too, when I went to I et to aouie pinlucut person, luehnliig a o tin-
immeuiiiry iteaot uimki lor f.,iaKj, i mi imriy ia
N1CAKIMO THM OHAVR.
A STKANGE AFFAIR
the door to let you In I fottiid it wasn't
fastened, and I'm right sure I fastened It
myself oeiore i went to bed.
"W e certainly do suspect you, air," aaid
tiutrueted te aelt om-llfih ol the ticket 10 aome
other well known iiroiulueut pcrain,nd keep
the other tilth (or filtiikeit, Anuther coudliinu
ta that thu iarty niuat remit 100 in ptyment lor
the other tifili-er: "f. hn. ki it tleeta,all.atthteedu ibtlore the" ilrawlng
----- - , ,. . a onier to muse mo oner aiiear geimiiie, i
luce the man is gone and yon. as von have I circular ol iha iiumtiirna MuIiiiuhI unierv t.'um
confessed, have his money in your Dossea-1 tMIy ' IxcliMed with tho addrew ol J, II. l.oin
aionr" . ,. . I hard A l!o., New O leiina. L.,iitreliilly atiiinived
care Contnd
na
America Kxtiruaa. fort Tanina Dllv
matter ol laet. the llonduraa National Uitle-v
Coui)aiiy haa no such agency in Mewtlrlvai a
a any coiineo ion
At a way aide Inn, on the old road that
.ft.. t. . nLi,. , , . ,
m. uei-weeu x ouaaeipniaana v , crM the ,rlsh,eDed hoit j.T,
. armwu v . vmsjoj a v ratlin, tm fj w Btyl (tugO I OQZ It V f t,
nJ tan.la.aaa UA.u.t - a II . a I . . l a , . . t. w ' . . .
-"-a nun iuii or -unuouiiieuiy you nave, but that, yon and linbard A Ho. no or ha."
llvl. One dark, rainy, disanreeable niirht tee. so far from nruvinir rou know nnthln. I with this oomiMiiy. The New Knalmid etatr
a mounted traveler, well muffled up In a ( the affair, only tend, to make matter. Mve'
great coat, with iia hraad mm tnral nn the nr fnr v,u, i oer nave aireaity oen swinuiia,-o aroai-iiiies j
wto. uwu naa a wan, uis cnia anq mrnnira ue a aoouc nere yet some
lower part of his face buried in a large where!" suggested the innkeeper. "If he',
bandana handkerchief, and with a broad, a bank rohberand heard your knocks, he'd
black patch over his right eye, rode up to be quite likely to hide himself, orrunaway,
the tavern and called for supper and Mg- I should think."
ing. At the large Are burning In the chim- The Idea was worthy of attention, and a
bey of the barroom he sat and warmed and search for the mtaslnir man was forthwit h
dried himself while hi. meal was being begun. On looking under the bed blood
prepared, without removing any of his gar- was discovered on the floor, and the trail
ments, not even so much as hi. hat, and of this was found to lead out of the room,
when the landlord at length announced down the atairs and out of the front door
lu old age Innrmttun ntul wcsknrai hasten to
cloe tns Kim between a and th HP
iillynilentlilo research siidpharmsoaUkll Iistj
sllisd Ihem-elvet In luriilahlng I" rellnhe
nieanaol sineliurntlng (lie titlmcnta liiolileut to
declining veara aim ot reuewing wauuia pj;
h..i .u,!... i.. I. H,tt,,ttMr'a HtouiHCll
Mlttiua, a Widely eimireheii"lv rmely In dl-
cine ami uu iiieni'iiiaine ui"'a i
fi iu u.i ii, u.,iiv.teMiiiit. Hheuiiialle
alliwenta, ttouble with tha kMnoya and Itinihaio
aic among the more ihiiiiiihiii allnienia ol t ie
iiiiml, Them are efleoltiiillyeiiitiii'iselet lor tli
lilt era, wiueti la iikowimi a preveiimni hm "-
I'iillvMaf MialM.I.I eiimidulllU. itVMIHUMI a. Cilliall'
iiatloii ami blliouaiuna. Ilia lilgnly priininilve
ol sppsllie, sleep ami the scquiatium oi visor.
Hood
tat that, matter, all nr't boy bshltw arc
prlncvai uud ptlniHis ol walla sa a neiiernl thing,
"JtHKlK."
that hi. repast was ready ha simply re
aiaraew
The Lomctet itnlta ou Itwcnrd.
The longeat swim ever Hindi) without the
aid of artiilclal l)t Ip, sttoh aa life preaerTen),
life suits, etc., whs ininlc by 8umiiel
Brook, a Yarmoulli (Hoglauii) beacliinan,
flfty-seven years ago, the night of Oct. 14,
ISM, On Hie afternoon of the 14th Ilrock
had noticed a aliip at sea signiilltig for a
pilot. Ho In company with nine other sea
men started for the vessel In tile yawl In
showing that the object of search, either crease. At 4 o'clock they came up along-
livimr or deml hail annn mif. rxt l,tt l,nl,..
"I have a severe pain In my face, so you Beyond the building there were no traces!
must excuse my going to the table asI
am." ,
He ate his supper in silence, and showed
no disposition for conversation, called for
a strong glass of brandy and water, and
soon after asked to be conducted to hi.
room, adding that ha was very much fa
tigued. "By the way," he aaid to the landlord,
who in person lighted him to his bedroom,
i may a. wett leave my pocketbook and
for the storm had obliterated them. The
nastier was called, the only other man
about the house, but he appeared to be a
kind of stupid fellow, and evidently knew
nothing ot the matter, and a look In the
barn showed the stranger, horse .till
there. '- "
About an hour later the neighbor men
tioned came over to the inn In great agita
tion and alarm, salt! there was the body of
a murdered man lying by the roadside, and
(
Take Day Oft
Hills they look so purty way off.
Bet a feller wlshln.
Kinder think I'll take a day off
- An go fiahin. , ,
' In the.fleld they've raked the hay off
, .Jaybirds all disputin. .
Kinder think I'll take a day oft
And go shootin.
- Rivers where the lilies lay off
owaijowscrost 'em skimmin.
Kinder think 1 11 take a day off
Angoswimmin.
Atlanta Constitution.
beavea
' . ,.i In Church.
Across the aisle I see her kneel,
; While her pure thought to
" wings. -
, There is no sign upon her brow
Of worldly care or temporal things.
But I am sure she would not kneel
Quite bo demurely if she knew
The sunlight through the painted glass
Bad dyed her features green and blue.
;. Life.
Heartrending, , (
Lobengula -Do you know that the beard
ed Iudy died last night?
Young-Man-Afraid-of-the-Soap Yes, I
heard about It. It's awful sad. She loft
a wife and throe children. Life.
"The upshot of it was tbat One Ear irot
on hla pony, rounded up the strays and
started with them for their owner. ranch.
After he had been gone an hour or so one
of the boys said, as if be had just happened
to think of it:
'One Ear will have to drive them cattle
onto and across tbat Mexican range before
be gets to the ranch, won't he?'
The reply was that he would.
'If any of them Mexican ranchers should
him doing it they might think it looked
suspicions, mightn't they?'
" 'Naturally they might,' was the reply.
'But maybe they won't see him.'
"That was all there was said on the suL
ject just then. One Ear Dodge didn't come
back that day nor the next. Along toward
night the next day some of the boys came
together again.
."..'Well,' said one of them, 'I guess they
must 'a' seen One Ear.'
" 'Looks tbat way,' was the quiet reply.
-men tne suDject was dropped. Two
theee days later word came from over
border that some Mexican ranchers had
captured and strung up a one eared cattle
thief, taken in the act.
" 'Yes, they seen One Ear,' said one of
the boys. I waaafeerd mayha they would.'
"And I said then, and I say now, that
maybe One Ear bad a right to be lynched,
but I wouldn't have done it that way. It
wasn't regular." New York Sun.
Hotels la India.
watch to yonr possession till morning," at also stated what he had heard during the
.u. unuuiug iuiae a nicies co I uiirut. a
All hurried lo the scene of the tragedy,
and there beheld the body of a coarse
featured man of forty, which the officers
believed from it. general appearance to be
that of the villain they were seeking; but
whether that of the stranger who had
lodged at the cabin no one could tell. The
txwy was covered with blood, and the man
had evidently died from knife wound. In
the breast.
Throughout that thinly peopled section
the news spread rapidly, and before night
a large number of excited spectators, in
cluding the sheriff, coroner and two mag
istrates, had collected at the Inn. An
Inquest was held and a verdict rendered
in accordance with the facts; and, though
there was no direct evidence against the
landlord, yet suspicion pointed so strongly
to him as the niiirrtt.er 1 1 af K- .a . u w
u oiuaing toe other good Into custody and committed for trial.
U. , l.
the host, who took them with some reluc
tance, saying:
"I reckon they'd be quite as safe here
who yourself, though I'll keep them for
you u you wisn meto."
"You'll oblige me by doinir so. " ralnlnad
the stranger.
"Well, then, .aid the innkeeper, "I must
know how much money you've got here if
I've got to oe responsible for it."
"Please open the pocketbook, then, and
count ror yourseir," returned the stranger.
The host did so and said:
"I make it 1315."
"Kigbt," rejoined the traveler. 'anl
while I'm about it I may as well add this I
puree, wntcn contain, fifty-one dollar. In
pecie."
, ana me inngeeper, wnose name was
Williams, was kept In prison over a year.
rtr goMiTr.d-'treTmni
-r - -- nws.uv w I Merit r an., Am. nn. 1.1 .1 .1 1 . 1 . ,
I . ( 1 " - vu, wiuutusj vueoineri
. nunt. I i a .i .u. . ...
o . . . . I. "x" i iruu ceiue on, nut to e
'""" - c"a u me morning a nelgn- Jury cotud not agree and were finally duv
bor living within a stone', throw of the charged. A second trial resulted like the
miviu, .mi nau GBRDCfQ If s; up WHO .
sick child, fancied he heard above the roar
of the storm, which had increased in vio
lence, a wild shriek, followed bv two
cries of "Help! Murder!"
He was rather a timid man, and was
much alarmed. He blew out his light,
cautiously opened the door, looked outand
listened. The storm beat into hi. face and
howled around hi. dwelliiu?. but he could
see nothing, not even a light at the inn,
and be beard nothing more tbat sounded
like a human voice. He shut the door and
fastened it, and then woke op hi. wife and
told her all. She happened to be a woman
of unusual nerve and courage, and after
putting a few question, replied with a
yawn
side the ship, which proved to be tlieHtiau
isll brig t'Hqitt-ttu lie HilUia, A pilot and
three bviKiiiiivu were put mi Ixmnl and the
Inci-enMc then tieaileil for shore, which was
twelve miles difctant. At fl:.' o'clock,
when the nearest land was still six miles
off, a squall sunk the liicrcaae and drowned
all on board except Brock, From tiie way
that flood tide waa beating off sliiire it soon
became evident to the mail In the water
that If he ever did mating to reach the
land alive lio would have to swim about
fifteen miles in a roundabout way.
A swell sea drove lilm out overCroaa
Sand ritlge before the 9 o'clock bell tolled
at St. Nicholas' gate, nnd it was a long
K hours later Mmv the nearly exhausted
swimmer caught tight of the bell and
light buoys tliciiiM'lvcs, It was now
nearly midnight, and Ilrock hail beeu In the
chilly water about five hour. Within tbe
next hour he sighted a vessel at anchor
and by au alinoxt MiKriitiiuan effort man
aged to get wit hin alKiut yards, when
he balled the lixikout. A bout was imme
diately luwered and the half drowned matt
taken on hoard. The vessel proved to be
the Betsy, ol fimidi rltind, and her place of
anchorage nimiu lnj, miles from where the
IncrvaHu capsliml. Tims it was proved
mat tii'ocK had made the remarkable dis
tance of nearly seventeen miles in 7.'4" hour
on that cliilly October night. St. Iniia
Keputillc.
I)ut Nlorma Here and Abroad.
Sand and duat whirls occur In arid re
gions in hot weather. They may Im any
where from a rod to several nxla in diam
eter and from twenty to a thouaaud feet
high. They are sometimes compound a
Thlt oomtti paper hat oma Inimitable
cartoom, Hut no one of tluuu 1. more
forolble than this testimony of III propri
etor, W, J. Arkcli, to the valti. of A Me
coex's l'oaoui rkASTKHt, Me writei l
"Jnmig Hl'tlililNU, 1
I'.lf leinli In. ami Hllleenlli Rt.A
N.w Yoag. January 14. 1MIII. )
"About three weeks alime, while siill'erlnK
from a severe cold which had settled on my
attest, i applied an A lu oi x s mantis ri.AS'
aU u...l I.. - ...... ,l...a l.,.l..u,l mllMf
IBm.l...,, Ill HIIIUII ,ltH UUI.lll.il ,v,.-.,
"In niv (minion llie.ie iilaatera should be
in everv houaehitld. fur use in llaaa of
coughi, colds, tpralna. hrttlaes or paint of
any kiiki. i .now tnni in my caae tne re
mits have been entirely laitsluotury and
beneHolal. V. .1. Abi.i.."
liKABnuxTH's l'it,u Arrtuit the progress of
ueoay.
Jonca-AtKutith biivo yoii a rlgiirf l, own
Yea, but 1 waa In luck: neither o! ua had I
match.
There la more ratiirrh In llila aentlon ol Hie
country limn all oilier dlaeaaua puttiiinilher.aiiil
until the laat few yeara waa aupuuei'M ! be tu-
cilr..lile. Kor s great man)' yeara doctors pill
UMiiuced It a lo nl dlaeaae, and n iwrllx'd local
mmcillea, and by aoiialantly falling to cure Willi
local treatment tir.noiiiiced It Incurable. Hid
nee haa proven catarrh lolwaroiitHiilliunlll.
eaaeanu inerulore Miiir-seaiiaiiuiiotiai treat-
iiient. Hall's I atari h Cnro, niaiiuliieliiretl hy
f. J. chmiey A Oo.. Toledn, Ohio, li the only
eoiiatltiMlonal enie on die market. It la lakau
Intel iially lu doaei Imin ten drona tea teaaixMiu-
tul. It x'ladiiec'lynn the blond and tnnciiai
anrfacca ol tiie ayairm. 'i hey elf. r one bundled
iiiniiira iur any ese it mil" loe.ire. Kena lorcir-
euiara suit leatiiuoiilaia, Adiireaa
V J. i HKSKY A I'll . Toleitn. .
ooiu ny uruggiati; Tiicvnia, ,
A Good Appetite
a naaciiltll to Kii"il licillth, and when Iha
iHitur.il ilei-ite Iur iitod ta gune atitingilt
anon lull. Kor iuanif iipiiellt", intllgiialliiii,
sluk lieiulicliii, and oilier tiotihlcs oi a tlys.
SSantaa '
parllla
in'liiiii nam e,
II uiil'a fturai) a
illla In the rente.
dy whictl moat '
n.elultilv ell na.
It qiili k'ly l.uiea
the aliimat'h and makna on "real H iiiuiv," He,
lira to get iiihhi aiiuomy iinuil'a Haranirllla
HOOd' jr I lTs f t liUftTrviige Shiii." MoT"
W, L Douglas
ci cunir i. th k bi.t.
FHfNCrlAENAMIeLlDGALr.
VJ.VFlNHCALfiKafJaAIilUL
43.VP0LICE.3SOLU.
2.WBOY!lSCHO0liHOaL
aLADina.
srNoro cATAioatm
k Uaf.l ataTwAlltflil a Ml
ar?a. BROCKTON. MASS.
Yea ea. save moaer by we.rlsg iha
W. I.. Ueeglas 11,00 Hkee. .
Ileeaese, we are the large! ananufaerurara r
thia graiteuf atniaa la the world, eiiilguaraiiLee the. ;
valua by atanplng the asms sad rke oa Me
biitkim, whlek iiruteet you asatual ktli firleaa and
Die mltl'JIaman'a nrotlta. Our ahiam etiual euaiuaa
wurk In alula, aaay Biilnc sud waarlti. ijttaliiies.
Wlia"lli-m ..ii arlrhre al lower vrleaafiar
sue rarue aivan man any oinar niaRa. Taaa no aue.
u year usawr oaaava sutiuu yuu, ws eaa
3 aaX
'uv. II ' ,
HERCULES
HIvRayifga la prflaierln,lan'l hsf Hatch I
Oh, yea: Ile a got now to where he can saas hit I
uuicner,
OAS and
CA80LIH
. Engines
Ota InameiineBtove rollsht no dust, ao ansU
Tar Osmij, for breakfast, -
THROW IT AWAY.
There's no kmr
r any nr of
wrorinf chint7,
rim tin ir TnuHHSL
wblrh ffirr ouljr pur tin! n-li-'i
t iNmi, nrvtT curv, but oftvn
ii n hi Krtti injury, inuiwinjr
inimniaiaUHiiit Kraitguiituon
1111 WHin
tlRTfWTA (.rtresch), or
uwmiuauuni. mi
matter of how kaitf standing.
or or what sue, la ln
tne
upturi
irtiniplly
knife
How the affair would hare eventually oor' woresmall whirla formitig a whirl-
terminatetl bad the mystery not been
cleared up In an unexpected manner it i.
impossible to say, but ere the time fixed
for the third trial arrived a stranger ap
peared lie fore the magistrate of tbe coun
ty and deposed that he himself was the In
dividual who had lodged at tbe Inn on the
night of tbe murder, and for taking whose
life the landlord was still in prison.
in the course of hi. evidence be stated
that he hail been a merchant in Philadel
phia, who finding himself oo the eve of
failure had collected a large amount of
money and run away; and that all trace of
himself might be lost and hi. death ex-
Oh, Jim, it waa only one of vour fan. 1 oected. ha had adnr,tl th .,i..
-n bearing something a small part of the money In the hands of
Ing circle around a common center. They
are very common in inula. They some
times carry up ao much sand lu the Sahara
and Arabia that those on whom the sand
falls are overwhelmed. They occur also lu
tne arid regions of the 1 lilted States.
In the Magdalena valley, across the
mountains westward from Socorro, in New
Mexico, during a hot day iu summer they
lorm in tiie iieau or a valley In a long.
lender, vertical column, perhnps OH) feet
high, and then travel down the valley
toward the village, of Magdalena, over
which they iiiirt sometimes, briua im lit
tle puffs of contrary winds and a shower
of tine dust. lo some places a group of
tatlonary w hlrli of ue same general char.
and permanently cured without
and without taain. Amifhiie
Triumph In Conssrvativ StsVf ry
b the cure, of
TTTlfflPQ Ovarian, Finrold and other
'"""l vartutaas without the petui
or ciiiiina ora'ranons.
PILE TUMORS, fcr,
maeasee ot tne tower dowci, pniniiuy imrva
without rain or rcwirt to the kudo.
RTONE1 In tbe lUadder, no nisttcr how
waviiubrni ia ernalied. iiiilvtiruuil.
and wnahed nut. thus svnWliia outtlnir.
dTBICTURE r'?7..5T,M
mttt.riaT. Ahurtvliiiil llffffrn'M. and Pntituh.
on n.tovti dirtMi,. t'Ut -h1 in plat it eix
tpk'w. iu rtjL M(niniMii. huh m m iiimi'em.
mMT MHIUCAL AltAUCUTION, HulTulo, pi, Y.
-NOTK0 KOR
that nobody else-' does! Just think how I the Innkecner. naten.il! fn. ..r- k..i... soter as the precediua are tied down to one
l Or I nun, limn innlu hi.U .k. I I I . j" ., . .. . . " 7" 1 mint K11..I, . 111. u.l.1.1. ...M.,1.
th. Vl ,, . """"eover uiu eevreMy uepaning in toe Ulgbt OO foot, r . " T"'
sue for robber, since I've lived with yon! Just not snppoainit annhlnii verv aerlmia .,i.i sometime, over volcano. txebange.
tend to Mary, will you, and let me get a result to the landlord from this course of j
.. n.Ty, ,ur juu auuw i oiuo naveany i action.
night."
- "I know it wasn't any fancy, but a real
human cryl" grumbled the man as he
walked away and allowed his drowsy
spouse to return to her dreams.
Tbe dull, leaden gray of morning was
just beginning to dispel the inky blackness
of the stormy night, when the landlord of
tne waysiae inn was aroused by a series of
Paris
Oo getting on somewhere about mhl.
night bis nose had set to bleeding, which
would explain the traces of blood he bad
left behind him. He made bis way to Bal
timnF tan I thanitu aallnarl If 1
he had been so fortunate in bk apecula-1 t'neTiU to take, place the same day.
tion. as to find himself In a condition t I which may be awtiiticd to afford good
return and settle honorably with all hi. po'n'er the no of bejfb'iiig letter
A lies-".' l'aHir.
is to have a new terror, a dail
ewspaper in tho interest of profe.asional
oeggare. it will give ita reatier. a com
plete list of liaplinoia, wedding, and
ELY'S
CREAM BALM
I quU'ttly
I I the
AlUyn I'm. ii mu4
I II II Mill Ilia 1 1
Henln the Soiy,
Mmbrn frttm
AtiitiwIuHMl t.lU,
nffifnrtvai in
8imii tit Tt
Alia ni1l.
CATARRH
SIMPLICITY,
STRENGTH,
ECONOMY
-AMU
A hotel in India is in some respect, ouit. thundering kvaZ ZZZZ S Z' Z,. V" ? lnla Bom" w"wre' . 1 Mt. . rtmtmt
IT WILL CURE. COLD ' HEAD
A Hartlcle Is aim Hint Into each Rnairil I. I
I areabl Price 6o i-aaia at lirtiititl.ta or by
- r.i.i invllir.flfi.
U Warren aireet, New York.
SUPERIOR
unlike, hotel anywhere els. in the World, hi. habiUtion. He 7 ouTol AhorZLTZerZil "I
EvervKnesthasasenantof biorhen- hutiiv He.. i.i. -Z ZZT' Da.''l' t " w learned with horror
Tbe boUl has some servants, but the guest, took bis waUtct n his hand and hni i, JZl , ITTf U,thl inn
do not depend upon them at all. M,Z down to hi.l en.f Ui! ?' his njustiflable disappearance.
ant take, care of my room, brimn. me mv in th. door he frf M ",i7",' "a U."KnW Pr-
do not depend upon them at all. My serv- I down to his supposed customer.,
giving tbe arrival, and departure, of
person or known cliaritalile tendenciea
Paris lA'tter,
WORKMANSHIP
tea and toast when I arise, prepare, my
bath and waits upon me at table. He also
keep, my clothes elean and ' my boots
with two rough looking men, well muffled
np against the storm, which aa yet had
scarcely abated in fury. Their horse., j
tion lay in hi. power. His testimony was,
uwwjuciiuj corroooratea on all Impor
tant point., and the innkecner waa hmme.
amy aiscnarged, to the great relief and
blacked see, to my laundry get. tn. . ca. Wtmg, .plasd withnd "d" Jo7o?Spathixln friend's, "a.".
riage when I want one and doe. my er- ing head., were hitched at the neanaat twMtf. I !..! . , ...
rands. When traveling, he will attend to and showed hv t.h.ie lw,v. k.t .i
the titr.t. u.,.1 b l, .j . , u ,j j. ...
; .s.a "" iuiuii my I utea ruiuen nun and tar.
simple bed on tbe cars, for India is a coun
try of magnificent distances, involving con
siderable night travel. There are no regu
lar sleeping cars like ours, but the seats are
long enough for the passengers to stretch
out on and wide enough to make a reason
able couch,' which the traveler provide.
wiin nl. own in in mattreea, pillow and
wraps 1 he number of servant, in a great
hotel i. confusing at first. Iu a long eor-
"Did a mounted traveler atnn at tM.
lart night?" abruptly inquired one of the
two strangers, r ,
"Yes," was the answer.
"1m he .till herer"
' "He Is."
: "Will you describe hi. appearance?"
"As well as I can." aaid the wnnH.rtnn
h. "'v I didn't get tosyie much of his
face." And he not onlv nroceedeil with
rutr.
tlul recompense for what he bad suffered
on ni. account tbe merchant made him
present of the horse and money he bad
left with him and S,000 besides.
But the clearing up of one part of this
strange affair only seemed to involve tbe
other In .till deeper mystery. A murder
had rarely been committed, bat by whom?
Aim wno was tne unfortunate victim?
n-ven this, tn course of time, was also
made manifest. Some year, after a vll
lain, tinder sentence of death, confessed
that he was a partner of the ' bank robber,
... w . u j V j .... ' e.---
uru.ilys.e7p rhewraVpeTin a .ht o, the Trav leThmd a d Tout jff JjSS ' ST- 'Z
blanket and curled up on tbe floor.-Bo eluding tbe affair of the money h. ' . 7 hml "8re U' ,eaTe ,he dt
ton Herald. I think we've ug'am.P, ,d hZzVLrT' " V
th flTlK whfl Kaafl aatlaaAau.1 at. 1 Jv J
St. Andrewlnderah.fi. lZZZ.iZ Z"Z,ZZZ m u" 'auuiora,
a church bearing the strange name of St. he's no doubt a desperate fellow, ud we'd
Andrew t ndersbaf tr-a name that would hetter nmmi -in. .i .m ,.
nnt h. nt.lliml.l. t .:.u... 7,. r: """""" ae
- "-.j niwinu a an surer
k-nr.l.ulr.. ... . .... . U .. I 1 : . I .... . .
uu.,t iri ,UI IIWIVI, Ul UIS ran,. J H UTl im 1 .nn 1 1 Iff 1 .1 . t a .
Te .w...... l. n. - I "...wivi, I1U luo ursi
" T"" ,v""" fT ; ago every speaker in a low tone; "a word in your
Mar diiv a h nh abafi. ia nn ui ... m I , . . n. ' . '
. H I .7, 7 . ' Frvai eari we are omcers from Justice.
posite tbe south door of St. Andrew's and fmm Phiia.ii,!- i . i I v
adorned with flowers. So Ull was the pole rat you, .trangj gue
It was actually h gher than the church stee- to be the man we liTkl Here i. fho war
pie, whch was therefore literally ander the ' rant for hi. arrest. Nowconduct uaquietly
w uia room, ana, ii need oe, aeslat us in se-
pointed place, that, eager to secure the
wnoie oi tne oooty, he had secretly taken
his partner's road instead of tbe one agreed
uyuu, inn uau wayiaiu ana murdered him
within a few rods of the tavern kept by
Williams, who by being arrested for the
crime had drawn off all suspicion from
himself.
Thu. were these recorded deed, of that
tempestuous night eventually brought to
ugut, ana me innocent cleared and re-
waraeu, ana the guilty detected and Dun-
. iu ouuaio new..
shaft. Now, there being several churches
dedicated to St. Andrew, this one was further
described as Undershaft to prevent it from
being mistaken for any of tbe others. The
old maypole having been denounced as an
Idol by an overzealous curate ta the reign
of tbe boy king, the inhabitant, of the dis
trict sawed it in pieces for firewood.
Thus is it tbat in tbe name of a still ex
isting church is preserved an interesting bit
of bygone history which otherwise would
probably have paused away forever. New
ork Journal. ;
curing himl"
"Certainly," returned the host turning
uiuewuai, paie, as it, was afterward re-
- Sagacity.
The Pretty Housemaid (angrily opening
the door two inches) Well, what do you
want?
Sharp (the peddler) Oh er pardon
me, madam. I'm sorry to disturb you.
It was one of yonr servant, to whom I
wished to show my goods.
Tho pretty housemaid buy. $fi worth of
things she can never use. Chicago Record.
Am Old Method of If eating Bouses,
There is an old town in Germany
where there is a hot water spring
from which pipe are laid in every
etJ'eet and are connected to every
hmi) fur heating it, and nobody j
Irnon-g when this ueeof the hot water
;-t U'lran Toronto Empire.
Cure For Insomnia.
Mrs. Chatter Your bnsband is lookiriS
so much better now, Mrs. Sharp. Has be
been cured of his insomniaf
Mrs. SharpOh, yes, quite effectually.
Mrs. Chatter How was he cured, prayf :
Mrs. Sharp Well, you know they have
been rebuilding the interior of our church,
and I had tbe old pew brought around to
set up in the bedroom. He finds it just as
conducive to repose as ever. Vonkers Ga
setto. .. - .. -
About Women'. Claba,
Speaking of women', club, and their
mem be red, and seeming not a little ad- nBna8eniel". cynical man remarked
tated. "Walk In. icentlemen thia war in) tie natl often thonght what curiam
gentiemenr- i garnering, they must be. "Why," be
t nm coouucuxi tnem into tbe barroom aaio, "you don't .moke, yon don't drink
auuiiuraeuiy sirucaangni.ioritwa.yet yoa don't play card.. For eoodnea
too dark tavii iiinl,lni,dli.,l. , f ' . . . goounesa
"1 hope the fellow has not heard usl"
aid one of the officer drawing a pistol,
while the other produced a pair of hand
cuffs. ' ? - ,:' ' .
"I hope It won't be necessary to shoot,
tfentlemenl" aaid tbe host with increased
agitation.
"We will all go op softly and try his
door," said tbe officer with the pistol,
"and if we find it fast perhaps it will be
better for u. to remain on guard and wait
till be come, out himself."
, The host, light in hand, led the way,
though with seeming reluctance, a. if not
over courageous. On reaching tbe door.
which the three parties had approached
sake, what do yon do with yourselves?"
"Well," came the answer from an i.
dignant member, "I'll tell you what we
do. We come home aober about 10
o clock, we don't lose our laat cent nlav
ing poker, we don't smell of .moke and
we don't wake in the morning with a
neaa ana a tniret that make, us empty
the ipe pitpher at one gulp. Those are a
few of the incidental thing, we manage
w accompiujn outside of some discus
eiong that are not gossip or fashion., nor
yet concern sporting news or politics."
Philadelphia Times.
Like Unto Like.
A mntldman rif thn nM with light, stealthy steps, the landlord
. : " - mi i. ., - . -
H1W IV IMI KCIlblV. KUU II Ilil I II U II. 1 1 1, 1 UK.
; open and
The
Baby's Picture.
It U a Chinees superstition that hav
ing a baby', picture taken ia a sure pre
Ployed a very oolite and brisk Frenrh. J '? ? flndl.D?
man aa a srvarir. Ona mnrain. .rr. . V" .',.i" "r?,J r. i. "Vul ,u cursor of illness, if not death. Btramro,
e -i. wens in, ioiiowea Dy tne omcers. me i ...;,.- u u ,
Baptwte came to wait on him. Th9 next moment tbe innkeeper exclaimed in 7 'J "Pergtltion ? feen apparently
gentleman, who had not yet risen. of l'm and agitation: i verified in the caw of the baby of the
Mid, . -' , "Graciou. heaven i what', the meaning tinee minister at Washington. The
ox una?" ... j uunuwr reiueea to permit tne child .
Tbe bed w.s tumbled, but vacant no portrait tq be made, bnt the secretary of
traveler waa there and the sheets and pll- the legation, who was disposed to be
low cases were stained With bloodl ' ekentical. took the child anrrer.HHon.lv
The officer, looked meaningly at each to a photograoher'a Since then thi
"Oh, Jean Baptiste, I can't get up.
I'm aa sick as a horse thia morning."
"Ah I , monsieur," exclaimed - thu
Frenchman, springing toward tho
door, I vill bring ze veterinaire ai
I once!" Youth'g Companioo.
..neraiiu un ,ne nost, wno, pale and kav)T kM Vaun T .e lit -v,i.-.. r.
t trembling, souk half fainting uoon th. Tery "' -iro Dl
Uaii F"5'
HALL. ii.. 3 IV, JstM.
At the Liver,! street (London! ter- Jl f.MV In Every Detail.
minn. of the Great ICi-stoni railway, on V t4?ae ft 1$ ,''A
a recent W:.ImIay, nil the pawmgen fj-r'"'' fell r "h f '' '-'"'Ai
arriving at.,1 departing by the local PWhVll Wft. Th..u..e..re.knnwle..a,1hy.,P.r,en.
trBin service only were counted, and PiSi-f V'''" ifc JJatLl l'"'" in u. wonhy of lilKheaiminn.lstlo
reached the i-m.-tuous total of 03.4.M. AtS SAXSl
aKl-.-rtrTiiwinau ' Wwu. I Iiatiiajr v I lllf) HTMUm UI laTIllllikll It! ftlml.1.1- lria.
rniw nnnr if i inn iiMiraTTaw i
Mothers,
when nursing babies, need a
nourisliment that will Kivo
them strength and make
their milk rich.
Scott's
Emulsion
the Cream of Cod-liver Oil,
nourishes mothers and makes
babies fat and healthy. Gives
strength to growing children.
Physicians, the world ov"er. en
dorse it.
Don't be deceived by Substitutes!
Prepared br Hcott Bowm, K. y. AIIDrul.t
iai.iiJI
aihlrm MlHrlhtl llOIINKY. I'ortlan.l. Or.
FRUIT PRESERVED I
LABOR SAVED I
Antifermentine
PRESERVES FRUIT
WITHOUT HEAT.
Antifermentine
-PBEsERVkS-.
Cider, Milk, Butter, Catsup
PICKie. Etc..
And uma It HITCCKlwrDLI.Y hy nreventlng fi
atlye aaaiin s aiiopeaa In canultie and nrranrvlna
irmis ami vavetAtilea nf alt klii.l. wi mini n
on top ol fruit. Have, time auil labor, and is in
ANTIFERMENTINE
I,."?.t,''.',n l,,n,51"1" nd urorers, and Is pnor
oatecil to do what we aay It will.
NKI.I,, IIKITailU WOOUARIl.
Portland, Or.
115 l3S N.THB
nteS'andX TiTnO ti'TzT
81.00 BottleJ Wl I II IT J 3
One cent a dZJ-J IMjIJD
II "0 .D'- Wllllsma' Indian Pile
I "Intment will cure mind,
I ry llleeillng snd Ilchlng J'ilea.
I ' the tumors, allays
the Itanium at once, acts a a txnil
. live, gives Instant relief. Dr.VV lit
is nuns' Itullaii IMln (iinim,.l I,
lor I'llt-s and llohlnv of th rivi..
r...-. tni ,n irnriailltiu. liruriJH
.lata, nv tnnll nn unni..i ,., ....... ,A ?-
...a s. -iii...-;'.v:,"-i."'.,K..''i,.!:i."i"'
rroprtetors, Clevelsnil, Ohio.
CO,
; .old on a aiiarantee by all dm.
5nPi'.ii ifu?, neP'1 naumptlon
and. Is the best Cough, and Crouo c.ura.
0 jgQij WIPE.
To the nomon or elub mifnin .. i .
number of " "
GOLDEN WEST BAKING POWDER
Certificates On Or helnra Tuna I IUIU .i.
I give a caah prlie of l(, and to the next lanicat
numerous othar nrls,-a rnitlti from A to 17? ii
i CLOWf PKVKlU Vuruand'o,."
N, P. N. U. No. 655-8. F. N, U.
No. 632
DON'T BORROW TROUBLE. BUY
APOLIO
'TIS CHEAPER IN THE FNn
MALARIA!
Th 4 nen only. Try Ir.
tJn thh'lj ?AUl VOK VOUK HACK
MnnBrLtVZ b,,rd"'? Von need
MOORE'S REVEALED REMEDY.
IIMIllVfl BIlil rivllKtilat.
no livttur euiiiiiH eueu ha fniittti mt th 1'siftitt
Count.
KurhoUtlntf ontflulor mi tie thojr haw mot
iib nlK'Hwi 4tppruvnl.
Fir li(UrmliUiiii uowar ihnlr AtMiianv is nn. '
nflRIIHE
-MANUrACTURED BV-
PILMER I REY TYPE F0UK08Y, .
t0o0T Hansuroa Btraei, San rrauelsee.
AKD
Cor. Front and Alder Its., Portland, Or.
Bend for catalogue.
TRCERICKSON PATENT SQUIRREL BOMB
!f-!'i,'."l,B"th 10 "round rtt'rrels,xV ' "
I'ceSet Oo,hnr, ftshhlta ami all stilt- W1'-'?
mnis that burrow III the (round. Klin- . ii ;
I'liiilillo Slid cerlaln Prliui au mi iff
...'f.'iS1 '"""V1 1'0' 'Ipmont, Hample
.TIK"?!"' wUi dl,eeUons for ualne, sent frrt aa ,
yinf.nt!V ,,r'by HIIIKLbS axritttMl
NArORtioIloaoow, Idsho. !
aa.
n
CaaanaiBiUvaa and people
who have weak lunaaor Aatb
ma, ahonld aae Plao'aOnrefor
Oonanmptlnn. It has ear.
f?.S7f' lt'ot bail to lake.
His ih. baateousb arrup.
BoM everrwher. Me. '
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