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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (June 29, 1894)
Take no Substitute for Royal Baking Powder. It is Absolutely Pure. All others contain alum or ammonia. POINTS AT CUE ENDS. THEY SCORE AT THE TIP AND SHOW CHARACTER AT THE BUTT. Watch a, Man Playing; Billiard and To Will I -earn Something About HI Dlipo lltloo Iow to Tall th "Sharp" Sls-na Wlilcb Utokaa tha Maaa Kan. During these days ot graphology, physt ORnomy and bootology if I may coin word for the science of character studying from one's old boots it will not be sur prising to learn that a man's many weak nesses and (rood or bad qualities iosaria My manifest themselves when "cannon Iiik" or "baitnrding" with the fascinating Ivories. Let me sea a wan play a hundred up, and I will tell you with unerring ao- curacy more about bis everyday character than the ordinary observer would know after years of close intercourse. . r - r A well known authority, in treatise on billiards, by way, of warning to the : tyro, says, "Beware of the man who car ries tha vlialk in his trousers- pocket and calls the marker John, for verily he is a harp.'' With all due deference to the writ er of the advice, I must say that my own experience' is 'in direct antipodes to his aphorism. The sharp of today is not so easily spotted. You see that man playing over ut the fur table, possessed of a child like and land manner f Well) that Is the modern billiard sharp,- - With patent leath er boota and dressed with faultless taste. be lies in wait fur tha unsuspicious and eonfldlsg learner. To all appearances he is a perfect stranger to the marker, and it would not do to hint that the latter Is an bW4w jirKlBWB whacks" in the spoil." Our cenljemausbarp, yon will notice, in quires innocently the way to turn, the marking boarxLjnakea a tremendons nun ber of scientific misses, does not carry the cbnlk in his pocket, makes shots worthy of Koberts himself and then apologises for tliem to bis unsuspecting opponent as "beiuwy flukes." He is most profuse with "I beg yoor pardon, air," when bV'nnin. tentionally" pots his antagonist's white and assures him, with every expression of sincerity, that "he played for a- screw can non." -v. At the commencement of the game he in sinuatingly suggests that the small sum of 2s. nd, shall be a stake on theeame, not for the sake of having a bet, bat just to have a little "interest" in the game, while bin real reason is to have both principal and Interest in his pocket.. He never wins by too many, and then be has been "ex ceetlirigly hreky to win," "the balls ran for bitnv" but be -vill give bis opponent "double or quits" on the next game if ha enrexto uave bis revenge." He constantly ejaculates "Hard lines, sir," "You are bavingall the bad luck," and so the sharp plucks bis pigeon. , . l'rom my experience I should say that no frame of -skill in the world brings oat man's raeaiiuesg like billiards. There is a meun man playiug. Watch bim, prepare for the combat.- Probably he baa argued hi friend into piviug him half the game, for he sever plays with a stranger he might get taken in, be says.; See him can fully chalk his'eue, and with what cars ami anxiety be gives the preliminary miss iu balk, bis face expressive of his mental agony for fear the ball should stop oat of built,' (afc-Jr btnf uring the progress of the game, bow be walks round the table a nd i-"tea's the" position ' of the nails when it in bis stroke from every part, of the ta ble, lest be abould by an oversight give bin opponent an advantage. His hesita tion ort-r ench shot is prolonged, and when lie ilot make up his mind to strike bis ncrwiUH tirostrotion is terrible as the balls go Kpinuing round the table, and be knocks one (if the shades oil as jie flourishes his cue u boat in his endeavor to influence the conr-wecf tbe balls. Great Is his disap pointment when be fails to score. Listen to his grumbles deep and load when his ad versary brings oil "a Bake." Let us leave hi in ..fur it U dreadfully painful, to play with him, and to see him grudgingly part witb n shining, if he be the loser, is like having a tooth drawn: "When found" in a billiard room, "make a note of " and avoid. Tbe Jolly, good natnred man is the life and soul of the room. He doesn't care n atra w whether he wins or loses. He wants n game- and means to enjoy it. "Which! ball do I prefert " be says. "I don't care. They are both round." Off he gfien, forgets to chalk bis cue and then lnngbs heartily when he gives a miss, rare ly naks for points, and if yon peat him will ask you to have acigar, tips the mark er add Utngbs loud and long when yon muko some extraordinary fluke. You play carelessly with the generous man, and as a consequence often get beaten, .but yon take your defeat kindly enough from a , . man-like this, ' 1 ,t s ' I i f " The grumbler ana the mean man at bil liards are very much akin, and yon take keen delight, in which the spectators par ticipate, in giving bim a sound beating. ! lie ia to be suet with In every large room, and whether the game be pool, pyramids or bill'njnls gib grumbles are to the fore, to the annoyance of every one, with the ranlethat trrgeffi intensely hated. He ia 1 always ..bejng "spjd" at pool and is "the' uuluckjeKt Hiau in the world.". ?'Gets the yellow ball,; wbicl) 4s crooked, nine times out of ten," and he "missed a certain divi sion through oneof the spectators ordering a mild and bitter." His tip always comes off on an . important stroke which would have won bim the game, he "missed a big break through bis ball, which, by the way, ia anything but round, jumping over an infinKeWlnal piece of chalk on the cloth,',' . which -the marker fails to find! "There ia not n straight euit in the room," the cosh- -ions are too slow or too fast, bad light, the gas Dickers, the room is drafty. Who can make a shot with all this rowf And ' ' the marker fa the worst be ever met "al- j ways talking to some one and not paying ! attention to the game." One would won- ! der that be continues to play with all these various conditions against bim. He leaves the room in a temper every night, to the treat it relief of the frequenters, solemnly 1, vow to bob up grumblingly the next night., Ha can't help it, poor fellowl It ia his nature. Watch that youth ever there) He has Just been .talking of a big 60 break be made while on bis recent holidays and playing me maraer oi tne notel at Biosnoam-on the-Sand, "Takepointef" Nothel "WW . nlavthe&iit nlaverto tie room levd .1 He rolls up bis sleeves, take the chalk out , Via Mill tin hi. .laoro. I.b .V,. .h.llr n. ' of hia pocket and after a big flourish com- mencea the game.. The uninitiated are pre- pared fur something big, but are doomed ittiimppuctmeut,asthe yonngsteris'onlt au empty Jboaalat. Just .kmrnins) topIay-fhe and after being hopelessly beaten by 60 g nopeiessiy ocaten ny oo (agterBi or long distance do-without-food Van ought to be purty good company; -toHTistuln a right smart' feUer. I K says be is out of Uuu ri'Tt auit bim. , He is quite part v. th. his- shilling if be conveys th iiupresxion that be is a great player. tiuudon Sporting Wfe,f j; f Kovr York city, with Its 800,000 He htvv. a, may proixjrly be said to eontaiii huvts Xvviii ttea all Fatotlaa, GENERAL COXEY'S FAMILY. IU Members All Show the Influence of His rNdoniUukting roKonaUty. General J. S. Cocy, the political P1'" grim who has filled such a large place In the publio eye during the past two months, has with him in Washington a very in (er ecting family to sustain and enooumgo him by their presence and sympathy not that the general is portioulttrly in need of MRS. COXEV AND LEGAL TENDER. svmnnthy and encouragement, for he is pre-eminently a self reliant man and ac cepts the homage and support of those about Mm as a matter of course. Mrs. Coxey says that when her husband first told her of his purpose to march to Washington she laughed, at the idea, but when she' saw that he was really in car beet she acquiesced in the plan, and now, like the dutiful wife that she is, she ex presses enrhustiastic confidence- in his scheme tor good -roads and lots of money: The influence of Coxey's predominating personality is also shown in the readiness with which his son Jesse and his daugh ter Caroline' have followed his varying fortunes over the rough roads leading to the national capital ' Miss Caroline Coxey, who Is a rather bashful maiden of 18, with blond hair, blue eyes and rosy chwks, Is a daughter of General Coxey by his first wife, now di vorced. Although the girl lives with her mother at Massiilon. the general bad no dif ficulty in persuading her to go to Wash ington and head the march of the Falstnf fian forces into the capital. Xow tbe irate Mrs. Coxey No. ;t is suing her former hug-, band for the abduction of her daughter. Meanwhile the daughter remains with the CAROUSE AJTD JESSIE COXEY. family in Washington and receives many tender missives from youthful admirers in her old Ohio home. . , t , - t Jesse Coxey, the son, is a rather haram scarum youth whoso love of adventure not long ago led him to take a sea voyage of nine months' duration, during which be visited South Africa, Ceylon and the West Indies. He also showed the independence of his character by aiding and abetting the defection. i of the "great unknown" during the inarch over the Maryland moun tains, but in due time he repented of his folly and returned, like the prodigal son, to his forgiving parents and the family dinner table at tbe National hotel Mr Coxey is a tall brunette, quiet and sensible, whe is more interested in house wifely arts than in tha mysteries of polit ical economy. Just now she Is engrossed In the care of a pudgy baby boy about 3 months old who rejoices In tbe name of Legal Tender. This youth has already shown decided oratorical abilities and promises to take a vociferous part In the political discussions of tbe future. TO STOP HAZING. Students of North western University Mast Fledge Themselves to That Effect. ;' Dr. Henry Wade Rogers, president of tho Northwestern riniverslty at Evanston in (Jnlcago, has determined that at least one American- unii-ersity. shall, 'zea from the ancient abuse of hazing,-even if he has to suspend or expel, half tbe stu (fenta in the institution. , . f , Ho and his associates in tho faculty hold the odd idea that it is not one of tha chief purposes of a university to fur nish fun for some of its students at the expense ' pf broken bones or low "of " life - to others, and here after any student in 1 Northwestern who originates, aids or abets any kind of bazlng whatever .will he packed off home, PBESIDESt ROGERS, and there will be no excuse or palliation for the offense. ' The determination to Stop hazing Is no new one on the part of Dr. Rogers. Three 4 y oneii ecuaen aooHsn the practice, and they did so. Bnt a few weeks ago tbe freshmen assembled on tbe steps of one of the university buildings to have a class picture taken. Some of them , carried canes, and the class banner was prominent. The sight of these contraband articles aroused tbe long dormant ire of me sonnomores. ana a reiruiar oiu lasu- .The rush was unpremeditated, and no t V '." VT !S". jity naa ncen vioiacea, ana, uz. oogeni c ' '.. ;J"7 7 read tho riot act. The result was that the gals git lonesome sometimes" -students passed resolutions of apology and & WelI, I thought,. Miss-. Mandyr ye'd gae their Individual pledges of honor to have plenty oump'ay, speshTy "on luai abstain from all forms of hazing in the fu- day." ' " ture, in consideration of which they were , ,.ni, n . u. lot off with a reprimand from the faculty. All stadents at the university will be re- n.ilrul httta, in nloo u. .Irr,lln nlnHm. quired hereafter to give a similar pledge, ' and in case of its infraction they need hope I tor no mercy. , , . J , , , ' r - . " . u h . ."' ' The Champion Fasers. Jiir ' indtasKethe champlotr - - v - - -j - i ( seeti and onceeach jwara' radanii"oomes ; forward and undertakes the "grand fast," 1 a tieriod of 75 days, during which time he allows nothing but w j erater to pass his lips., When the fast i utice begun, the fasltr will carry it to tha prescribed limit or die in the attempb , : ' EVEN UP TO DATE. "I onnt help how much yer lore me, Vni 1 can't marry yer, and you'd just as well look at mutters in a reaaoaabla way." . .. k: ..' , "But why, Mandyf There ain't no other feller yer thinklu' mora of than yer air of me, is thorer Tin Ulkin Tair and squar" to yer, Van Jones. I've always liked yer as a friend, but if yer want to keep friendly with tn.yerU have to stop thia talk riffht here. Tvetold yer that 1 didnt love yer, and, more'n that, 1 never could, an aa to lovin or thinkin more of some body els that's sotnethin I dont think consarna ye in the least." t "Oh, come now Mandy, dont put me off in thia here way. If yer a friend to me it won't take yer long to love me. I've been mighty nigh craiy for ye fer the last three year. I've got so 1 can't work fer thinkin of yer in the day nor sleep fer thinkin of yer in the night. There's lots o' other girls in Chincapin Holler, but yer takes the shine out of all of 'em. They're no more like yer than dish rug's tike a silk hundkercher. In uiy eye yer as far above em as mot Eunbs above Cowskin Flat I'd give uiy mansion in the New Jerusalem fer jest one kiss o' them party little red lips o' yer's." So saying. Van tried to draw Mandy toward himself, bnt Mandy with flashing eyes arose to her feet, and as she did so gave him a smart slap in the face and said: . , , t , , "Van Jones, yer a fool! Ye take yer self right off from here or I'll call pa. I've been a-tryin to reason with yer as a friend, bnt 1 see yer ain't got no sense. Tuar'a the door, and don't yer never come back here again." "But, Mandy" K "Don't Mandy me pa!" : - Van did not stop to meet "pa," bnt took np his bat and, witb a scowl on his face and an oath in his heart, left the house. He was an ill visaged fellow. Bis features wore the unmistakable marks of cruelty, cunning and sensual ity. His face was dark naturally, bnt it was colored a deeper dye by the smoke of his forge, for Van was the black smith of Chincapin Hollow. His burly black head was set upon a thick neck and thus fastened to herculean trunk. He had all the characteristics of cruel and ferocious being. He wended his way slowly up the Hollow, muttering curses as he went. "I know who she's stuck on; its that darn Sam Oray, bat by thunder I'll get even with 'em," be hissed between his teeth. "She wouldn't own to to it, bnt I've had my eye on him, confound him." It was a lovely Sunday evening in the month of September, in that part of Ar kansas 1 called the Boston mountains. The sides of the mountains were covered with luxuriant chincapins, scrubby oaks and trailing, heavy laden muscadines. The scenery in Chincapin Hollow was delightful to one in a frame of mind to enjoy it, bnt Van Jones saw none of its beauties, in fact it is doubtful if he ever was conscious of them. , ' - If he took any further notice of them at all it was as rock, water and brush. He soon reached his shop, which stood some distance np the hollow,. It was an old log building, whose caving roof bore a striking resemblance to a sway back horse. The tottering chimney vis ible above the gable had the rakish air of a battered silk tile on a drunken sailor. The door, bung on a single hinge, and being partly open, exposed the interior of the building to view. The tools were lying promiscuously around, and it was evident that Van was net a neat shopkeeper.. . He entered the building, still bitterly cursing bis luck and swearing vengeance against his rival. '.' - ' ' ' ' "IU get even with him if it takes fifty years." be snarled. - "He shan t marry Mandy Piggin because he s got a good farm and a horse or two more'n I've ( got, I'll get even with him if I've got to burn bis barn or pizen his well. 1 11 let him know that the man he's buckin agin in this business am t no slouch, , and a diabolical scowl settled over his features as he ceased muttering and drew from his pocket a large clasp knife, which he proceeded to sharpen I upon a grindstone. I While Van was thus occupied the sun was slowly sinking. Long shadows fell across the Hollow. , Gradually the dis-' tant mountain tops were wrapped in roseate mists, and over the valleys float-1 ed purple vapors. The shadows begin to deepen in the Hollow, and finally the last ray of light vanishes from the moun- I tain's peak. First one bright star and then another rises in the east,' peering I down into the shadows below. Slowly j the heavens become decked with the myriads of bright scintillating gems of , night. It is a calm delightful night in early autumn; tbe pure mountain air, like an ethereal elixir, exhilarates and cheers both man and beast. . I In tbe starlit night a man on horse back, is seen slowly riding toward Jef ferson Piggin's house. ' He seems to be j in no hurry, for he allows the splendid mare he. is tjding to choose her own gait He rides up to the front of the. picket fence surrounding the house, throws the bridle over oneof the pickets, ; and knocking gently at the door is met by the blushing Mandy and bashfully invited in. "Howdy do. Miss Mandy? How air ye this evenin?" f "Purty well; I thank ye, Mr. Gray." How air ye and how air yer folks?" : "I'm purty well, 1 thank ye, and the folks air about as common. Been enjy- fag yer8eif today t Miss Mandy'i" ,.N i haven't, Mr. Gray. It's been . ' , ,' , ; f n f common duU day to me. You . heen ingying yerself today, Mr. Gray?" H J'No, I can't say that I bev, Miss ( Mandy. 1 was down at a shootin ' match at Cowskin Flat, but there wus no good shootin done, and I came home. nr u t,,,rtv il lilro enn shouldn't feel lonesome hey, '" Miss Wh m. M; Omv lVm't vr think J,miZ fw.l wia i f8111 hit agreeablA . I d rather 1 ftlOUe at VOX VUnB than tO hCV it. "If it's a fair question, who's been yer cump'ny today, Miss Mandy?",: .. . r , "Nobody in perticner at least that's whut I tliirik of Van Jones," - -Why, seems to me, Miss Mandy, that mutitiiiif, i . i ,,wii t jlt iii, 'i,i 1 ell, I don t like him, Mr. Gray, " ""."'" "Why, Miss Mandy. did yon and him hey any trouble?" t "A little, not much." ' ',, ! : ' "'Would ye mind tellin me what It was about, Miss Mandyr and Sam bash' fully hitched his chair a few Inches nearer the blushina Mandy, , "I'd rather not, Sam," the'; replied, banging her head in modesty at calling him for the first time by bis given name. Of course, Mandy, tf it's a, secret 1 don't want to hear it; it's none of my bisnessnohow, I reckon, is it, Mandyf and Sara's arm began cautious jour ney around Miss Mandy apron strings. Mandy (unconsciously, no doubt) help ed Sam s arm along a little by leaning toward him, as she auswored: "Well, Sam, I guess you won't tell anybody if I tell you. Van Jones's ben tryin his best to get me to have bim, and I jest p intedly told htm be couldn't He then wanted to know if 1 thought more of some one else, and 1 told him it didn't oonsarn him. I had tor threaten to call pa before he d leave. He were powerfully disap'inted when I give him no for an answer. I've alius thought purty well of Van as friend, but I'm afraid if hia dander's up he'll do some- thin mean. , "And what did yon refuse Vim fer, Mandyr said Sam as be gave the girl a sly suueeto. "How kin yer ask, Sam? Didn't yer know kase why? Kin a woman marry a man she don t luvr "Then yer didn't luv Van, Mandy, is , that a fac , an couldn t yer if he d mar ried yerr ;,...,i'..- "No. Sam, I never could," and Mandy looked at the floor as she spoke. : "Mandy, if ,yer don't and can't luv Van, and yer ain't lnviu anybody else, how,er an r humph I would yer like ter" .. : ... L . . "Like ter what?" softly asked Mandy. "As I wus goin on ter say, Mandy,' and he took one of her hands in his at he continued, "as 1 wus goin on ter say if yer dont luv Van, and yer have told him to go, how'd it be if er I er wus tor ax" Here Sam stopped stock still, as if he was unable to proceed any far ther.'" "" .' ; , Mandy beamed encburagiugly on him and smiling one of her sweetest smiles, said: ' . . , ... "What wus yer goin ter say, Sam? Yer needn't ter be a bit uneasy, Sam. fer I won't say a word about it ter any body, if it s a secret "Well, as I wus a-sayin, Mandy, if yer don't like any other feller better than yer do me would er er yer mind o' havin mcT and Sam broke down com pletely.". . :.s Mandy turned as red as a hollyhock. and it seemed to Sam that the weight of her shoulder increased as tt rested heavi ly against him. Whether he feared that he could not thns support her weight or that she would fall, he sud denly clasped her iu bis arms. She threw her arms around his neck and sweetly whispered in his ear. "I luv yer. Sam. and I'll have yer." A pair of wicked eyes gleamed through the single, uncurtained window at the picture. The eyes were those oi .Van Jones. ' "Ah! yer there, are yer, blast yer!" fre ground between his teeth. "Well, I'd like ter kill yer both, but I'll not do it tonight But 1 know what 1 can do; t can spile the beauty of this yer fine mare o' his'n. He'll never know who dun it," and walking to where Sam's mare stood patiently awaiting her mas ter's return, he whipped bis knife from his pocket and in another instant cut off both of the poor animal's ears close to her bead.- . "There now," he growled to himeelf. "Sam Gray, I know that'll almost kill yer when ye see it 1 wish to God it would," and the brute slunk off in the darkness to his den. When Sam Gray on the following morning discovered the disfigurement of his beat horse by the loss of both her ears he was the maddest man in "seven states." Yet he held his tongue. Sam was not a man to make threats. He was a reticent fellow and kept his tronbles to himself. Bnt he was mad, and in his heart he swore to be revenged on the one who had perpetrated tbe outrage. The first person whom be suspected was Van Jones. He knew bis rival's dastardly nature full well. He took out his claspknife and care fully examined its edge. It seemed to be satisfactory. Without saying a word to any one . he leisurely walked into Van's shop.1 The latter was pumping away at his bellows. "Van," he began, "ye" ve cut off my mare's ears, and I've come here to settle with yer." j' ,.j ,;'; n . ..i "I didn't do anything of the kind, Sam Gray, and yer know it," snarled Van. "I didn't , come ter argy with yer, Van. Git down on yer knees," and as he spoke Sam threw tbe cold muzzle of his pistol in Van's face. i ' " -t "Good God! yer not goin to kill me, ir yer, Sam?" piteously cried the cring ing coward as he. sank to his knees. Lord, Sam, don't kill me! i Fer mercy sake, take that pistol away . from my head!" .:,,'.,-,...' ,-: i "Yer didn't have any mercy on my mare, Van. But yer needn't ter, be afraid. I ain't ter goin to kill yer, bus IVe a great mind ter. I'm just goin to trim them ears o' yers like yer trimmea the mare's." With the pistol still leveled at Van's toad, Sam drew his knife from his pocket, opened it with his teeth, and with two rapid strokes the man's ears lay upon the ground... Turning to the horrified wretch, who seemed hardly conscious 'of his condition, Ham said, "That makes us even up ter date, Van," and left the shop. ArkanBaw Traveler, The Sense of Sight. Like every other sense, that of sight Improves by , use under healthy condi tions, and therefore the people who have the greatest exercise of their vision In the open air under the light of the sun have the best eyesight. Generally speak ing, savage tribes possess the keenest eye sight, acquired through hunting. Natives of tbe Solohion islands are very quick at perceiving distant objects, snch as ships at sea, and will pick out birds concealed in-dense foliage some 60 or 70 feet high. Shepherds and sailors are blessed with 'good-sight ' - ' ; ' ;: - - I Eskimos will detect a white fox in the snow a great distance away, while the Arabs of the deserts of Arabia have such extreme powers of vision that on the vast plains of the desert, they will pick out objects invisible1 to the ordinary eye, at ranges from one to ten miles distant. Among civilized peoples the Norwegians have better eyesight than most if not all others, as they more generally fulfill the necessary conditions. The reason why defective eyes are so much on the in crease in this country, and in Europe lies in too much study of books in early life and in badly lighted rooms. Brook lyn Eagle. ..j " ARK PAKE .LOTTERIES.' List of Fraudulent .Coneerus Whose Drawings Never Take IMaee. '. A Chicago dally publishes the follow ing Hit of swindling lottery concerns who are general advertisers. It will be noted that these bogus lotteries use names similar to thpae of legitimate concerns ; ,. Tbe Kansas State and the Little Lou isiana run by J. V, Biady, alias M. Ot tena A Co. A fraudulent drawing is employed in the Kansas State, and if a ticket drawing a prise is sold in t he Lit tle tauisiana, payment Is refuoeil. The Santo Domingo Loan and Trust Company, The Louisiana Loan and Trust Co. The Brazilian lottery. The Royal Havana. Tbe Louisiana of Kansas City. The Louisiana Grand of Now Orleans. The Matansaa lottery. The Original Loan Association of Illi nois. . The Itoyal Havana Guarantee Loan Company of Havana, Cuba. The Original Louisiana Ixittory Com pany of Kansas City (tiale & Co.) The Empire State Lottery Co. ' The Cuban Lottery Company of Ma tansas, Cuba. The Mexican Lottery Co. (Garcio & Co.) The Original lottery of Vera Crux. The Pan-American Lottery Co. The Little Lottery de la lluneficencia Public of Guaymas, Mexico. i'uWii tit' Commercial Vniun. ' V It Outlived tho Pharaohs. ., ' The stone age and the bronie age have passed, but the advertising age remains. ; Advertising is not so very modern. The pbaraohawera prudent advertisers. With what subtilty they put their ads in crafty lines on obelisk and pyramid, and they have drawn In the shekels splendidly I Advertising is the searchlight of trade. The advertiser Is more privileged than the plttiutill's attorney. The former not merely has the opening and closing ad dresses, but keeps tbe ear of the jury all tbe time. ' -...! . , No exposition ever had such worldwide reputation as the Columbian. Why not? No other has ever advertised so ably and elaborately. Cause and effect! Carpet and Upholstery Trade. , Mathematles and Money. Hnsbautl According to your own fig urea, you spent over t MM thia year in eheap fripperies which had to he thrown away after once wearing. That 1100 would have bought a piece of lace that would have lasted a lifetime In fact, could be used by your descendants for generations. Wife Weil, give me (100, and I will buy the lace for next year, ; Husband I'm never mind. I I don't think lace Is very becoming to your style Of beauty. Here's to rents for another ruffle New York Weekly. nifrxretit. Head of the llonse (to young man at front door) Haven't I tnld you, air, never to call here again 1 H s -";, Young Man Yes, sir, but 1 haven't called to see Mi Clara this time. I have a three month' gas bill to collect. Head of the House (In a milder toneV I see. ion will plenxe call again. lxndon Million. ' ;' .. nr. '.; nil Love. Prlmns Although yon are a. million atra. mv love is so ifreiit. nlr. that it cm' boldena a poor man lfue myself to seek a daughter of vciirs In marriage. Becundu-Wiilcn of Mm girls la it. voting man? .Primus Any of me tnree, sir. 1'ana Grelot. Ilypnotlun anil listeria. An authority on Iiypnntlsm says thai hysterical prwona are very dlflicttlt to In fluence. They are so wedded to their own fancies, mcntitl and physical, that tLey prove very obstinate byptiotio patients. Kvn If an Influence Is rained it passe or? qmcklv. Kxnhnnge. CBOB8IXO THE ATLANTIC rfniillv Involve fcetmlclrncM. When the waves play pitch and ton with yon. strong Indued uiu.t le iheilomnh lbs' can .land I wlihout revolting. 'l'oiulte, eommerelsl traveler', yachumen, marl nir-, all tinlily thut Iltwietier'a aiontacn Itinera ia lue oval remeiiv ur me nnw aea einerlenced In romh weather on the water. ervotte ana weasy iraveierauy jauuoinn aiinnr from tomcthniK akin to ttil-, iol llnd in tliu Itinera lia anreal remedv. No dlvnlur o! (lie at'.msch, liver or boweta la ao oba'tuate that U may not be overcome by the .ronipi and ihnr on remedy. Kqua.ly eMeed otul, it for chili. una fever, sianoy ana rneiiinaiie irnnuie ana nervoiianeeu. Kmiaranta u the frontier ar-onld provide thentaelvet with thl Sue md clnnl aafrituaftl analiiat the effeoia ol vlclMltudee of climate, tuuMship, exposure and fatigue. . Von aav there It abaotntelr no fonndnl'nn for the ory that she writes iwelry. What uakea you so positive f 5 ';l'xe eeq aume cf It. BO NOT II It UKCKIVJCM. , Persons with weak lungs those who are constantly catching cold should wear an AtLCocf's Pobocs Flabtch over the chest and another .between the shoulder-blades during cold weather. Bemember they al ways strengthen and never weaken the part to which they are applied. 1j not be deceived by imagining any other plaster like them. Insist always on liaviuK Au- cock s, tne only rename piaster ever pro duced. Bbaspsith's Fills will purify the blood ' MT muacle." said the nr'io flirhter. Is a hard as armor plate. I am a regular inua of Dae luamellne Stove Follsb; noduft,no snel), Tby Oibmsa for breakfast. CONSUMPTION Is not Inherited. It develops only when lungs are weak and the system run down. ' Scott's Emulsion the cream of Cod-llyef OH, often cures Consumption In Its early stages and prevents Jt. , Coughing ia stopped, Lungs are strength ened and the system built up. Physicians, the world over, endorse It.' . . Don't lis deceived b) Scttslllufesl Pmpar.il by Sostt A Bowoa, W, V. All Urugai.la. "WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OP I fllinrn Aarnnn, Or I can .fate with nlen.nre that bv the oe of MOOKR'H REVF.ALEtl I l.liStrll REMEDY myhnahnnd waa rellei'erl from an old cn. of RHKIIMATIflM end m IUU1ELU yoiinxest boy eured entirely of INKI.AMMATOKY HHBIIMA IIHM whr-n the bet 1 ilaetor I could get did hint no Rood. Yours In HOIXX'I OAK BOTE SCHOOL, MUlbrae, 8an Mateo Co., OaL. laa ftrst-olass home school for boys, with beautiful sur roundings. The beat of care, superior In struotlou. Preparwa boys for any university or fur business. Fall term oommetioes Aug. 8. Catalogue nd all nSrllculari can be bad by addressing Ira O, Moltt, Ph. U.. Master (lx blats bupt. i'ubltc lnstruotlon). Cooka May Smoke la the HI tehee. Cigarette smoking by women Is so fM Itwniked that anKiigllsli court decided .the other day thut a inlstiuss Is not Justified lfk nnojilKslug a ciHik wltliout notice because she smokes In the kitchen. The magis trate nt the siunu Mute expressed sarong sympathy with tnu misvrBM' feelings. ! A nongh, cold or sore throat wiiilm Immediate attention, as negleot results In soma innurahle lung disease or ohronto throat tronhle. ' "r'' ffmnoWul JVo diet" will Invariably give relief. Corbet l 1d to have the krtsck of keeplli aa well aa mult ns muuuy. Mltiliull found liliu very oloae-llatad. i IKAfNKMS CANNOT MM CtfKBD 4 ny local appllmtlona, as they cannot reach Ins dl'raaed Hirtlou of the ear. There la only erne way io cure deafness, and Hist la by eonatitu llonal remedlei. l)ofiloa la ceiined by all In DaiiitHi condition of the miicnua lluliis al the eiMiaehian tnhe. When thia luhe et fnlUmed voii have a rmnu'ln wmnil or Inuia lw'l hea )u, and when It la entirely rioted deafness Is th r iiU, and tinlee the liifliimmallnn call be taken onl and Ihla tube rei oreit to Its normal condition, hearlntt will be diwtrnyed forever: nine out of ten urn eniiaeil by e.tarfh. wiilehlanotliliiKbiitantnllametl eoudltlon ol trie niuo iMi urfam-a. . ., . We 111 iv cue HunrlrMl Dollart for sny r)a of deahiesa (canned by catarrh) that cannot be oured by Hall's Catiurh Cure. rVml for elr oulara,fre. F. J. CHUNKY A CO . Sold'by drugglataj OenU. Guard yonraelf for. summer malsrls, tired teellas, by ualng now Oreawi Blood I'urltlor. SLEEPLESSNESS, ; Nervous De- f.lllt W.rv. ous Exhaust- tlon, Neural gia, Paraly sis, Locum tu- Ataxia. ILfnlnnehiilla. and kindred ailments, whether resulting from over anxiety, overwork or study, or m. iinnatnrnl hnlilla or Vfeaaea. are treated as a specialty, with great success, by tha HtafI of 8wcliUUts attacheil to the Invalids Hotel and Btirgical Institute at i..tw..i XT V 1.mm,I MMtninAtinfua fmS Afuitniv, ... . w always necessary. Many eases are success luuy treaiea m a niauuice. . a OTITIC k A new and wonderfully AD i XlfilA. mcreraful tnntnwnt has been diacovenii for Asthma and Hay iever, which can be sent by Mull or Express. It is not simply a palliative but a radical f-ure. h , ' - ' ,j .mmI Iim Itlanba refer- eoccs and particulars, in relatkin to any with ten cents In stamps, World's Dispens ary sxoatiai aosocuiuuii, aw auuu uw uuuaio, t. i, 2 SSftt.. oOcta. and 1.00 Bottle, One cent a dose. Alia bhiu rn m K-uaranicv itj mil unm ( . . t . v.. ... ..i... e.. . , . and is the beat Cough and Croup dure. Burst!! That freoHenllyamMira wllh poor hallux ami II., but Hiirwllli MuNAKi'H or KKOitllt H Bolt lint, or Malk'Mt i ni'S, Hldsewood . or We!lbO'ii Htenm and w.ter Hoar. K ery leosih sunranlwd. A.k your dealer for tueae upe tior orauda. Gutta Percha and Kublier Mfg. Co., Katabllahed 1SSS. I'ortland, Or. ELY'S CREAM BALM tbiir)(4. "' ;i(Hwnfftt thfl a -' Nnnl AlUya I'.m wnd InlltftiMtuHllon. Hel the Hurt's. lrotfi)l (h Mt tithmne from Allilllloa.il i;olf. ftnaturtfn lh v Mhih of Twt ATARRH IT WILL CURE. COLD "t HEAD A particle la aootlod Into eneri noalril.and la sgreiaoie. rrica mi oeiii hi iiriiKKia or py uisil r.i.v umii ii r,H, ,s , . M Warrea Street, kee Vork. YOUNG VOtl f)A! MA KB MORE MONKY ballot hay wllha Challenge MAN Hay Press Than any oilier kind of mach nery. Wcaell the (;iia1.i.ssok anl all otnr II at-elaaa hay tireaia. Send for caluloKiie. I. J TRUMAN A CO, FRUIT PRESERVED I LA BO 3 8AVE0 I Antifermentine PRESERVES FRUIT WITHOUT MEAT. Antifermentine I'KIMKIIVKS- Clcier, Milk, Butter, Catsup, Pickle. Etc., And doe It HIJCCK''8rTM,y by preventlnf fer mentation. 'I he uae of this wonderful nrerv. ntlve aaanri s aiiccesa In csiiuins and irreaervln, fruits aurl veaetahlesof all kliolx. No MOULD on top of fru t. Haves time sud labor, and la id every way a decided aucoots. , ANTIFERMENTINE It aold by all drnselats and ttrooert. and Is mu. oilwri to do what we ay It will, , HNKLL, HKIT8UU WOODARD, ' - Portland, Or. FALCON Bee Supplies, The bull on the market. We are Northweatern AKCItt. PORTLAND SEED CO.. ill Second Htreet, - I'ortland, Or. gratitude, Mas. N. V. dtssls. Mi hi Tie? (mini. ir aa as a i 1 1 Vi VSl II .el IX I C ( 4- ' Hk i Dlood Poleon By Ivy or live oak, cnttmd liiflsmms'lan, snip, ttons sud lutuuas itililim and hu.u.iu nu my Hood's S ir -a- wwVtrwv lrftf. to t i. ldoelded Hsnaparilla, hivi tak rills and do not mAVWW' have suyiKilaoii syuiphuni. I Imvu ysniud IK mmnda since tnkliii lliHXl's." 0. K. H''Mi WcsUtiilo!!, Miioj CetHOOp'iJ t Hood'sTpiilsetScail liver iTn'iM""ii'a,' HERCULES Engines OAS and GASOLINE NOTED roK- SIMPUC STRENGTH, ECONOMY AND SUPERIOR WORKMANSmP In Every Detail. These enslnea are acknowledged hy oapert 'n tliKwri to be worthy id hlRhe.1 ftitnini-nils'lciii fur liiiil'cl y,li lh sraOe material andauuerl r workman. Iil. Tliey rlnvolop ilia lull .cluul h'rai' power, and ran wlihout an Klectrlr Hnaik Ha teryt lhaayaixaaof IkiiIiIom It sluipiu, mux lenslve and reliable. Kor pnmplnf on itta for Irrlxatlna; pnriioaes no laeilec vuil ue can be fonnu on Ibe I'aomo Cnaal. For noKimr ontnu lor mines iney nsvs mat with hlshoul approval. For luUtrmltknt bower their eoonouir ii ua- . quealloued. -MANUFACTURED BV . PALMER I REY TYPE FOUNDRY, 405-407 aasoane Street, San Vranelseo, "J AMD- t;i" !:.(.: . .1 I, - ;...,,::.!-:..;- Cov, rront and Alder fits., Fortland, Or. Bend for estaiotne. TIE EltlCUOl PATENT SQUIRREL BOMB fa in re death f Pr ekot Qophara, mills thai barrow I pie. Sale snd certain. twain; boxrd for shlnment. Hamnlw ' r-artrlilitna, with dliectlotia for liali s.tent fm An anplllatlon. Fnraaleby HHIKLDH ItXTKliMl SATC'E CO., Moscow, Idaho. KIIEiTS BVIRY OCCASIOH, bread mads with frIKIHQ F2W Mnniifaetnred bv ULOtuJltT A iikvi um i:.ru land, Oregon. , . ... D lama' Indian J'ile tilntiucnt la iirenn for Piles snd Hchlnn ol the private n t Mi.a. jvver. uni IB warrauiun. nr urilK' aiata. nv man on ritnmnr fir nruti Ml cents nu flMI WILLISSIS StSRU MCTURINfj CO., roprituin, Clsrelaud, Ohio, N. P. N. IT, No. 6518, F. N. U. No 028 CsasBaagMlvas a no. people who have weak lansa or Aatn ss,sboaklaae Ptao'eCarefor ConauniDtloa. la hu aBMd M Hi anaSs. ft baa not Injur- ea voe. ilia not Dad to lake. It la the beateoashaynip. " So IS STerrwner. SAe. ' STmOllIRY shiriRiiic SefL- fTrf I around rVjutrrels, vV. Rabbits and all ant- ll" n Iheamuml. Him. iVkH,' l-rk!. Ul mtr loll ' tKtf "ir WEST If leV Pf- Wllllama' Ind ari Pits 1 Ointment, will aura Blind, 1 I" W Rleedlinr and IUihln( l'llna. I mm It abaorbs the tuinora, allays la-thsltohincatonoe.acuaa a noul " lice, slvealnataiit relief. Pr. Will- red li