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HIS CHANCE AT LAST.
FRIENDSHIP.
friendship la not like love; It cannot say
- "Now Is fruition gi'en meant! now
Til crown of uie tut on mine own brow,
Tula ts the minute, (be hour, ami the day."
It cannot Anil a moment which it may
Call that for which it lived; therein no vo
Nor pledge thureof, nor flrat fruits of lu
bough, .
Nor barren!, and nu myrtle crown nor bay.
Love Uvea for what It may win or has won:
But friendship has uo guerdon save to be.
Itself Is lis own goal, and in the past
Or future cau no doarer dreams be done
Or booed for: Rave lis own dear self to sea
The same, anil evermore unchanged to last.
- bdward Lucas hue In New York Sun.
"General Order No. I."
John F waa a soldier, lie waa
member of the Tent h Maine regiment and
orderly sergeant of his company. He waa
very Inch a soldier, brave ami true, albeit
little prone to stick to the letter rather
than to the spirit of the law. The articles
; of war were his study. In short, be waa
excessively military military all through
At the close of the late war John came
home and was shortly afterward installed
Into the responsible position of sexton of
our church, and he straightened things ont
wonderfully. On the very first Sabbath
after his taking charge we found posted
upon the wall of the church vestibule an
imposing document headed, "General Or
der Mo. 1."
There had been trouble in certain quar
ters resulting from the difficulty which
Indies who came to church late found in
gaining their seats when gentlemen had
got in ahead of them. John determined to
remedy this, so he issued "General Order
No. I," which reiul as follows:
Rnlcs la be observed when a lady wishes to
snter a pew In which gentlemen are already
sealed: Let the lady advance one pace beyond
the pew halt about face and salute. The
pew will be vacated by the gentlemen by a
Hank movement. The squad should rise simul.
taneously when the lady presents herself, and
face outward then deploy into the aisle, the
head man facing the lady, the others passim;
to his rear, wheu, if necessary, the line will be
perfected up and down the aisle by a right or
left countermarch, as the case may require, the
right In frout.
The lady, when the way is clear, wilt salute
again, and advance to her position fn the pew.
after which the gentlemen will break from the
rear, obliquely, and resume their places.
Parties performing this evolution have pos
session of the aisle until it Is completed, and
none others will interfere.
John r. F .Sexton.
Things went straight arter that. New
York Ledger. ' ''-'
What Shall We Hake Our Sundays
What is to be the fate of our Sunday no
one can tell. Its fate ought to be fair and
even noble when one thinks about the
growth of common sense. The idea of a
day of rest for man and beast ought to ask
no aid from revelation, so easily should it
repose upon the wants of our race. And if
to this conception of rest be added the idea
of a certain high and moral education, the
day should still find ample support in the
processes of reason. A majority of Ameri
cans perhaps favor the day because of tfaei
religious beliefs and feelings, butalmost the
entire population ought to confess the value
of a season by any former period.
- The multiplying millions, the awakened
intellects which cau grow iu vice as easily
as in virtue, the needless work and pain of
a people made half wild by liberty, the
value or all true education and study.
whether it comes from the arts or the
fields of the sanctuary, join in asking the
thinkers powerful in the church to dis
cover what kind of Sunday will most truly
bless man, not only as a religious being.
but also as a being capable of greatness
and happiness upon earth. Professor David
bwmg id torum.
"Everybody's" Idea.
First Boy Why does everybody look
an plum?
Second Boy 'Cause there ain't goin
to bo no war. ...-.....,
First Boy Did everybody want to go
tn war?
Second Boy No; everybody wanted
to stay home an make money while the
war was goin on. uooo jews.
Mew Office Requisite.
Visitor Why do you have that dog
sittinir on your writing desk?
Clerk J have mislaid my sponge, so I
am .getting him to lick my postage
stamps for me. Sobreinesa.
ROOFING
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l.OO per lOOaqiisre feet. Makes a good roof
for years, and any one can put it on.
(il'M-K LAbTIC FAINT costs onlrGO cents oer
gul In bbl. lot, or H.bO for o-gal. tuba. Color
dark red. Will stop leaks in tin or Iron rootii
uiAi win last tour yearn, v ry si
Send itsnp for samples and lull particulars.
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39 and 41 West Broadway. New Vork.
Local agents wanted.
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"German
Svrura
Judge J. B. llnx, of the Superior
Court, Wajker county, Georgia,
thinks enough of German Syrup to
send us voluntarily a strong letter
endorsing it. When men of rank
and education thus use and recom
mend an article, what they say is
worth the attention of the public.
It is above suspicion. " I have used
your German Syrup," he says, "for
my Coughs and Colds on the Throat
and Lungs. I can recommend it for
them as a first-class medicine."
Take no substitute.
tV Ask Your Dealer For
Piug-Gut Smoking Tobacco.
WEBS & C3., Seattle, Wast, Agents.
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fS Pisa's Remedy for Catarrh Is
I fen. nudest to Vm. and flwxMt
i Boi4 4rugviata or sent try stall
,J SS? T .Stsejua. Wsrrsu, 5 -
Prices of a Few Autograph.
Some prices' on autograph letters are
as follows: From Charles Francis Adams,
18.r)9, 30 cents; long letter in German by
Hans Christian Andersen at Copenhagen,
fS; John Qnincy Adams, 1841, $."; P, T.
Barnum, 1867, 73 cents; Joseph Bona
parte, in regard to the sal; of his dia
monds and on political matters, dated at
Philadelphia, 1828, 4; Ole BuU, $4.50;
President Cleveland, letter regarding
Mrs. Cleveland, lifl!0, fSI; C. Corot, on
art subjects, 3; Edward Ejrtrleston, on
ending copy of a novel, 73 cents; Na
thaniel Hawthorne, Concord, 1863, 13.50;
Leigh Hunt, three page letter on note
paper without date, $4; Jean Ingelow,
$3.50; Washington Irving, $6.50: An
drew Jackson, (7.50; Louis XIII of
France, signed document, $3; President
Monroe, commission of a major in the
army, on vellum and signed by J. C
Calhoun, f2.50; Joaquin Miller, auto
graph verse, f I: Miirsb.nl MacMahon, '!:
Ouida, 3; Ellen Terry, $1; President
Tyler, f 2.50; Victoria, Duchess of Kent
and mother of Queen Victoria, $3; Benja
min West, $10.
An order of arrest sigued by RobeV
pierre, also signed by Couthon, ts rai
ned at $33; a salary advance agreement
of Richard Bnusley Sheridan, $7.50;
Jonathan Swill, with seal of the deanery,
$10; photograph of Theodore Thomas,
signed and dated, 73 cents. New York
Telegram.
American Levity.
Singularly enough it appears that Poe,
the only absolutely distinct genius our
country has yet produced, was incapable
of humor and that even his levity was
artificial. Hawthorne, next to Poe in
originality and far above him in style,
was but meagerly equipped with smile
provoking material. Bryant, our great
est poet, maintained a lofty seriousness
throughout his work.
It may be sacrilege to say so, but the
truth is Lowell was the founder of our
levity. He never could be quite a relia
bly serious thinker, bnt could at any mo
ment break off into fnnmaking. Humor
is good in a fresh and natural Btate, but
so is a peach. Cut and dry either, and
you have a poor article for a regular diet.
We Americans have fed upon laughable
things until our faces show the wrinkles
of a grin even when in solemnest repose.
We are never sure of one another, but
must wait awhile after each communi
cation to find out whether or not it is a
joke. The effect of highest sincerity
cannot be reached in the midst of all this
hurly burly of chaffing voices. How can
one be serious while everybody else is
grimacing? Chantauquan.
There Was Just One Man.
There is a gallant congressman who
once had the reputation of sowing wild
oats broadcast. When he was first run
ning for congress, many breezy stories
were told about him. At last he gave it
ont in the heat of liis campaign that he
would speak shortly in defense of his
morals. It was a Populist district, and
he had a big audience. The speech every
one liked, but until the last sentence not
a word was spoken about the advertised
subject At the last the candidate stuck
his band under his desk and pulled ont
several boxes of imported cigars.
"Gentlemen," be cried, "I am accused
of having certain bad habits. Particular
instances have been alleged in fact. I
wish to make some one in this assem
blage a present of a box of good cigars.
If there is any one here who has never
done what I have done, will he please
step np and take it?" No one moved.
For a long time the big crowd kept si
lent. But an old Baptist minister in a
far back seat after awhile arose and
said in a high, squeaky voice, "Colonel, I
don't smoke." San Francisco Argonaut
Didn't Know His Owa Child.
At Antietam, just after the artillery
had been sharply engaged, the Rock
bridge (Va.) battery was standing wait
ing orders. General Lee rode by and
stopped a moment A dirty faced driver
about 17 said to him:
'General, are you going to pnt us in
again?"
Think of such a question from such a
source to the general of the army, espe
cially when that general's name was Lee.
"Yes, my boy, the stately officer kind
ly answered; "I havetoputyouin again.
Bnt what is your name? Your face
seems familiar somehow."
"I don't wonder yon didn't know me.
sir," laughed the lad; "I'm so dirty, but
rm Bob."
It was the general's youngest son,
whom he had . thought safe at the Vir
ginia Military institute. "God bless yon,
my son; do your duty!" and the general
rode on. Washington Post.
Fuel in Smoke,
A great ileal of value "goes up in smoke,''
but few people realize that smoke has ant-
value. Some Scotchmen, however, have
discovered that it is ho valuable that they
pay several or the scotch iron works a reg
ular rental for the privilege of collecting
and carrying away the smoke and gases
from their blast furnaces. I he smoke and
gases are passed through several miles of
wrought Iron tubing, diminishing in size
from six feet down to eighteen inches, and.
as the gases cool, there is deposited a con
siderable yield of oil.
At one of the smallest of these institu
tions a Glasgow plant there are pumped
and collected about 00,000,000 cubic feet of
furnace gas per day, and on an average
some 25,000 gallons of furnace oil are re
covered weekly, using the residual gases,
consisting chiefly of carbonic monoxide, as
fuel tor distilling and ot her purposes, while
considerable yield of sulphate of am
monia is obtained.! C'hicugo Press.
The Metal of the Future.
"Here is the metal of the future," said a
gentleman, holding out what was apparent
ly a silver matchbox, but which waa as
light as air. "Of course," he continued,
"aluminium is no new discovery, but it is
only lately that the cost of production has
brought it within the possilulities of ordi
nary ase. The most characteristic feature
and great advantage of the metal is its
wonderful lightness, as you see. It is very
like silver, but ts only one-fourth its
weight It has one other great advantage
that every housekeeper will see with Joy.
and that is that it never oxidizes or tar
Dishes. New York Tribune.
Clement and Henry Walford were
twin brothers. How like and yet how
unlike! In appearance there was every
thing to lead one to Bee that they could
both lay claim to tho same birthday
their fitces were identical, their figures
ihesaine. Fortune, however, had placed,
them in totally distinct channels. Their
mot her iu her day (for she had been dead
these twenty years) was an actress of
tare ability, and people had crowded tho
theaters night after night to follow her
Impressive acting,
Both her sons had inherited hor till
mts in no small measure, and two years
previous to her death they had launched
out in their first struggle to win fresh
laurels for the name around which all
that was gifted had gathered. Talents,
alas! may live and shine, yet they may
live and scarcely flicker. Today these
two men were brothers only in name,
The gifts of the one had been recognized
by a tickle, public, the ubilities of the
other never even had a thought
Clement Walford! His name waa on
everybody's lips. The critics gave him
columns in the papers, theatrical man
agers almost knelt at his feet and paid
eagerly the money he demanded to se
cure his services; society held open its
doors, and the great actor entered at his
ease. Aim Henry? A straggler notu-
ing more; a disappointed straggler.
Clever, but unknown; gifted, but un
heard of. His brothers success may
have cut him, but it never discouraged
him. He labored on, still hopeful.
While the popular man was rich in
London, the other was hovering on the
very edges of poverty. There were
times when he had been forced to write
to his brother a letter asking for help,
but no reply ever came. Tho poor man's
wife had even knocked at the great
actor's door, but the response from a
servant's litis was that "Mr. Walford
was engaged."
And so the brothers lived. The one
utterly oblivious to the ties of relation
Bhip, the other hoping for recognition
and reconciliation at last. Clement v al
ford's triumph was at hand. Hitherto
Shakespeare's characters had with him
remained untouched, but paragraphs in
the newspapers had just appeared an
nouncing the fact that it was his inten
tion to appear at an early date as
Hamlet. Everybody, from mauager to
public, was sanguine of a great success;
it was the topic of the clubs, the conver
sation of the critics. Clement Walford
himself felt inwardly comfortable and
satisfied that failure with him could
never be. Success! Success! Success!
He harped on that word at night, saw
the dream of his life realized as he
walked the streets to rehearsal and
heard the enthusiasm of the people, and
watched them clamoring there, even in
the empty theater, as scene by scene was
gone through at rehearsal on the stage.
In all this he was alone with himself.
He thought of Clement Walford and of
him alone. A brother! He had none.
The other had had the same chances-
why did he not take them? If a man.
even Ms own tlesh and blood, snapped
his fingers at his opportunities, was it !
for him to put them in his grasp? I
Tne night drew near. The day before
the performance had arrived and the
last rehearsal had been held. Clement
Walford returned to his rooms. He
stood before the gilded mantelpiece and
looked into the glass. He started back!
He felt giddy. Again he looked into
the' mirror with straining eye. He had
never seen such a deathly pallor on his
face before.' He smiled at his foolish
ness. He attempted to reach a chair,
but found his feet would scarcely carry
him. Make what effort he might his
head was dropping on to his breast; he
felt his hands trembling and looked at
them to see if it was true.
"Engagement strain anxiety ner
vousness overdoing it, he cned; "a
drink of water brandy will set me
right Where's the bellrope? Ah! there
it is," and crawling toward the cor J,
across the room, he just managed to
reach it when he fell to the ground,
When he awoke he lay in bed, tho doc
tor standing by. He lifted his eyes to
ward those of the doctor.
"Why why am I here? How long
have I been here? Is this is this the
first nightr he asked.
"You have been here for a few hours,
that is all," was the doctor's reply. "Lie
quite still keep yonr hands in bed,
now."
"Thank God! Thank God" the man
said. "1 was afraid it was the first night.
What's the matter with me? What's the
matter with me? Why don't you an
swer? Don't look at me like that; an
swer me!"
"You have been doing too much late
ly; you are not strong."
"Not strong!"
"And nothing but perfect rest will
bring you around again," the doctor
said. "You have"
"What? what? Tell me quickly !"
"You have broken a blood vessel!"
The man looked at the doctor for a
moment. Then he rose in his bed. His
voice was scarcely discernible; it was
cold and harsh; it was not the voice of
a man whose tone had fascinated all its
hearers. He looked the medical man
wildly in the face. He asked quietly at
first:
"Do yon know what tomorrow night
is? No; of course you don't. But I do.
It is the first night of 'Hamlet,' and 1
shall be there there, with the house be
fore me, hanging on every word I utter.
Do you think this bed will hold me from
my triumph, do you think you, or the
warning of any man, will prevent me
from welcoming the hour of my success?
Not strong! you don't know me. You
are a stranger to my strength. Don't
speak a word. I shall only ridicule your
warning. 1 tell yon, you don't know
me. Take yonr hand away take It
way. What do you say? Rest rest
here, or I must what! Die? Die! Von
talk madly. No, no, 1 shall live! Live
iu myself for j-ears, live in the memory
Df all forever After tomorrow nightl
After tomorrow night! Give me a drink
f water!"
With trembling bands the man i-
fused t'.ic aid of the doctor, but lifted
tho glass to his liiw and gulped down
the contents. Hour after hour paesed,
the night had gone and with the first
signs of the approaching day the doctor
who had remained a faithful watcher
all through the night drew aside the
window curtains, and the light streamed
in upon the man as he lay in his bed. It
lit up the face of a man whose life was
fast going. He looked almost pitifully
toward the doctor.
"I shall be there tonight, eh?' be asked.
"I mustn't disappoint them, doctor. Let
pie run through my lines with you. Do!
' table by the window, tt was my moth
rr'a gift Bring it to me carefully." ,'
Tho doctor silently did as he waa bid.
He know that he was obeying tho wishes
of one for whom he could not do much
more. When ho turned his head he saw
that the dying man had raised himself
in the bed.
"Turn to the Third Act the First
Scene, 1 enter. Listen now, and tell
me what effect this has upon you. Lis
ten! .-.
"To bo or not to bo that la tit question
Whether 'tis nobler In tho wind, to suffer
The Mam ami arrows of outraireous furtunei
Or to take amis airntnnt a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end thenir To die to
sleep
No muro-anil, by a sleep, to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural
shocks
That flesh is heir to 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished, To die to sleep
To sleopl porchauuo to dream; aye, there's the
rub
For iu that sleep of death what dreams may
come.
"Why do you stare at mo? Keep your
eyes on tho book and not on me.
"for In that sleep of death what dreams may
come."
Then tho man stopped. Ho mur
mured these words yet again and again
then, turning to the doctor, he told him
what he well knew thut he was dying.
"Do you know what would be my
dream in that long sleep?" he asked
wildly and yet plaintively. "I will tell
you. JUy brother! tie would mock at
me that 1 was snapped off in the very
moment of my triumph. He would
point at mo and laugh, I, who had re
fused to hold out a helping hand to him
aud exert my influence to better his po
sition. Oh, I couldn't bear that) Harry,
Harry, old fellow, if I could only sea
you agniu; u I could only ask yon to
forgive me before it is too Into; if I
Doctor, he cried suddenly, "I must see
my brother Harry! 1 must see him!
on 11 find his address in that desk-
send for him. Tell him his brother
Clem wants to speak to him and do at
last what he has always refused. There,
iu that desk.
The doctor quietly laid the patient's
head upon the pillow. Then he told him
that which brought a wild smile of glad
ness to his pallid face. He laughed at
the news. His brother Harry was be
low waiting even then. When tho doc
tor saw that the man was dying, he
asked the servant! if their master bad
any relations living. They only knew
of one a brother he never saw, a broth
er who a few days before had knocked
at the door and had gone away unseen.
They knew his address, fof he had left
it He had come np to London, hoping
against hope that still the groat actor
wonl-J endeavor to get him an engage
ment, bo the doctor telegraphed to him,
and he had only just that moment come.
'bend him to mo now at once, the
ying man said in a voice now weak.
Tell him, before he comes up, that his
brother Clem is longing to see him."
The doctor wont to the door and called,
and when ha saw Henry Walford as-
ending the stairs ho started in surprise.
How like these two men were; how won
derfully like. But one, though poverty
had lined her story npon Ins face, looked
strong and well, the other man was dy
ing fast (Jtuetly he entered.
"Harry, old fellow," one said, lifting
hand out of bed with a last strength.
"Clem! Clem!" the other cried, tak
ing the proffered hand and putting the
other arm around his neck and lifting
his head up. Then the two men kissed
each other.
Harry, old boy, fni dying I I know
1 shall have missed tonight, shan't
But I've found you. Come nearer
to me and listen! Harry, I've been cruel
to yon you forgive me?"
The other clasped bis hand.
"No, no; say it! Say '1 forgive youf"
"Clem, my brother; I forgive you,
Clem," Henry Walford said, through
his tears.
"I shan't be able to talk much, so I
must say it quickly. A little water
just wet my lips. Thank you thank
you, old fellow. Now, listen earnestly
to me. Come very near. Harry, yonr
chance has come at last and tonight.
You can take it in my stead, for I shan't
be here. You know the part? Ahl I
thought so you have played it many
times. But mine mine is a daring plot.
There is my fur coat on the back of that
chair put it on. Yes; nevermind about
letting go my hand put it on, Harry."
Henry Walford did so. -
"Yes yes it is myself. Go down to
the theater tonight Walk in at the
stage door without saying a word. They
will touch their hats to you and let you
pass. Go to my room it is the first on
the left. Make up dress evertbing is
there. Be in readiness the orchestra
will commence, the curtain will rue,
and and as you step on the stage
Hie uuuse wui ring
chance has come
Uod J.- yonr brother, Clem can give
it to you. tiarry -iiarry, old reilow
Harry hold my hand I'm good by
put your arms round me Harry
The man fell back in his brother's
arms dead!
That mi'lit the theater was oackod.
The stage doorkeeper touched his hat to
the great actor as he passed through
without a word. The prompter's bell
rang and the enrtain rose. Hamlet en
tered and the noise waa deafening, and
when the curtain fell he who played the
Prince was called again and again. On
the morrow the newspapers devoted col
umn after column in eulogizing a re
markable performance, "one that would
live in the memory of all who had seen
it." Then, when the truth came out.
the excitement and curiosity were in
creased twofold. Clement Walford was
ever remembered, Henry Walford from
that nitHit wah rimrer fnnrntten. Hia
chance bad come at last Harry How
in Biranii magazine.
WIIK1 1VAK II IMCCI. VHM
AMhist a titan linmiltief by hl-lnmeh. the
t'lintiv imv be pawUk'd and lirouttht apiwiltly
unJ uil" n it-ruin. Thut potent resulstor of
dlttfstlou, Iliwiotter's Stouitiuh Bittern, dlnel
pltties the rebellious orimit ttiorounliiy. Indb
tfitltm HrlKOM from weskneim of the iiUimftch,
Hint the food In it, for wiint of the power to ill -Ht,
tUimmiponea mid si'lilllko, iilvmii rim to
uuHrtlmrn, Haiti lenve ami pain, hwlilwi a iitttlll
itiilnof aviiipiviiua both olimntt'ftil and purples'
hill. Hut pi'iuw otm rulKiw when the great to
iiim'hlu is rpsorttMl to and inteil wltu purnlste lies,
lpt ila Itlven rLu to morbid dUwinpoattrs of
mlitil, and evm sleeplvaauem anil hypochondria
lu chronic esses. To tlmeomnlvtu ilWmhiuil of
tluw the Hitler la fully ai1tiiiato. Uvvr com
plaint, constipation, debility, rheumatism mid
malaria ara completely subdued by this guutul
medicine,
Pnfollowud to hi grave he goes,
O'er his departure few are sad; '
This was the candid man who chose
To tell his friends what faults they had.
ON THK OCCAM.
There is no plaoe where AtLooca'a Poa-
ov Plastkks do not prove their value,
George Augustus 8ula, the well-known En
glish writer, writing of bis trip across the'
Pacific, sayB:
I especially have a pleasant remem
brance of the shin's doctor a very experi
enced maritime medico indeed, who tended
me moat kindly during horrible spell of
bronchitis and spasmodic asthma, pro
voked bv the sea log which had swooned
down on lis just alter we left Nan Fran
cisco. But the doctor's prescriptions and
the inarensing warmth of the temperature
as we ntareu tne ironies, ana, in particular,
ooiinle of Allcoi g's Porous 1'i.astkrs
clapped on one on the cheat and another
between the shoulder blades soon set nie
right."
iiHANURKTit's I'ills alwayssot uniformly
What You Read I C0
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cured published without eualloullsm
or nutltliiui heailliuiM. They provo t
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Mich.
1
I II i
I
Hold by all druggl
cures Brooklyn Hotel
igglsK II pe' bottlei i for & sf
Hood's Pills euro liver ills, Jaundice, mi-
, ties ties
louaiioaa,
eaituvtitt ami Indlgmllou, ft1.
Whisky. If Indulged lu bahltunlly. la sure b
atHill a man's oouuluiiauce. That is, It will give
nitu a ry taw.
Not so many Harvard atttdenta aa usual will
apeiul the Chrbdmaa holidays at home this year.
'1 be Yale gams, as you may remember, went the
otuer way.
Dm IDameiiDeBtore Polish; no dust, po smell,
TT Oksmia for breakfast
ft
ITCOVERSA GOOD DUAL OF GROUND
Dr. i'lerce'a Uoltlen
Medical Discovery.
And when you hear
liuit it cures so many
diseases, perha you
think "it's too good
to tie true."
Hut its only rev
otuthle. As a blood-
cleanser, neah-btiililer,
and strcngtb-mitortT,
nothiiur like the " Dis
covery " is known to medical science. The
diseases that it cures come from a torpid
li i ,. I w .,.!
uvvr, w iitjiii mioiif uiuuu. rur evoryiuuifi
of this nature, it is the only owirwnlVnj
remedy. In Dyswpaia, lliilouaness ; all
Bronchial, Throat and I.tintr affections: ev
ery form of Scrofula, even Consumption (or
Lung-scroiuiaf in us earner stages, ana in
the most stublKim Mkln and hk-aiu Diseases
if it ever lulls to benefit or cure, too have
your, money taix.
The worse your Catarrh, the mors you
need Dr. Suge's Catarrh ltriuedr. Its
proprietors oiler $ 300 cash for a case of
Cnturru m the Head which they cannot
cure.
(widen
Baking PoiVder
Purity and
Lewenin&Poufer
UNEQUALED
CAHPR15?ES
To Introduce our Powder, we bars da.
, termlnedtodlatrlbule among the eimetun
ers a number of CAHU PUIZJtsV To
tbs person orclnb returning nsthelargssl
nomlwrorceruncatMonor baforeJuasl.
1W4, we will give a cash prise of 100, and
to tbe nest largest, numerous other orlsse
laoglog from So to97S IH CASU,
luuiw iilwssiif Oil fjlil
Oueo.ot.doa. WJIrVi
Tiirs Orsit Dornti Cciin
201-21! Bull St., S Franclsci.
I'M. i.tnriu hotel la under the matiagameu
Df t'lUKI.KS MONWOMKKY, aud fa aa good II
not the beat family aud Sualusas Man's Hotel
In Sail Frauoleeo.
Homo Comfortsl Calsins Unexcelled 1
Klnt-elaaa service and th highest standard al
rMMHilablllm guaranteed. Our rm naawil at
IraroiMinl 7or wnthu-M awl aomart. Hoard sud
room pat day, lt,a, H.ao, ft. and W.OUj board
and room per week, 7 to IU atugle rooms, too
toll.
promptly
DOCTOR
Throat. Hoaraenaae,
Asthma. For Coneumpttaa II
Sort
whore all others fau. Coughs, Croup.
i a. wi
it ass no rivui,
hsa cured thousands, and Will CVBB Tit It
hooping Cough and
taken In time. Sold bv ilrtigglsU on a guar
antee For a lame Bach or f"ht, u
SMlbOH BLl.ADONNA FLASTKR I
i f airi nnu
VAinnnn
REMEDY.
sva von utHtrtiD Thi WtlUM.r t sTtlKftin-
UWu iu ci re you. ithmi.ouow. huwwi mw
mm i wmi
THE GREAT CURE
-roR-
INDIGESTION
RUPTURE
PKKMANKNTIjY CI'RKDog
NO I'AY. No t-AY VSTib
cimxn. wo ruler to a.oou i
tmUettta. No ni-aga-rtoN, No
ihtkntiok raoH st-stNam.
Write or call lur circular and
batik relerenre. uaatatlm In.
The 0. E. MILLER CO.,
Martua suiiBiae.
POHTl-AftU, OHKUOft
iRcerpsra'ad Capital gad larplai, 11,000.000.
AMD-
CONSTIPATION.
SOCIETY
BADGES.
A. KKMiKNIiRIM-
KK. Leading Jew
eler of the Pactflc
Northwest, keeps a
large stock of all
SKrKKT H(lt:l KTY
HAIH.mott hand,
beat goods at low
est llgurea, Madges
niaae to ortier,
intra!
C3
Regulator of the Liver and Kidneys
-a sfKotrio roa-
Scmfull, Ra8BB.lt.Slfl,
Stlt Rhcom, Neurilgii
IbI ill Othtf Blood lad Skin Dlieius.
It Is a positive ear for all Ihoae oaltilitl. dell
eateoomplalnu aud complicated troubles and
weaktieswoa oommou aauuii our wtvoa. uioLiiaia
and daughters
maetrwl la Immediate and lasting. Two or
three dune ol Da. Sanaa's Kaaant lakatt dallt
keeps lb blood eool, the II w and kliluey act
ive, and will entirely eradicate Irow th ayatom
all traeee of Scrofula, Salt Riteuut, or auy olliot
lorm at blood dlaesae.
No modiolus aver lotrndiiMtd in this atuniri
ha mat with auh ready aaia, nor glron auei
universal satisfaction whenever used as (hat ol
We have lust issued an elegant 101 nave lllua.
irateo catalogue Ol
FIREARMS AND SPORTING GOODS.
If yon are In need of anything In lltla line, send
us your name and w will stud you ou by nr
lurn mall. Address
IE H. T. HUDSON US CO.,
' S3 first Street, Portland, Or.
CLOSSET & DEYERS, PORTLAND, Or
Nature should be
assisted to throw
offlmpnritiesofthe
blood. Nothing
docs It so well, so
promptly, or so
safely as Swift's
Speclflca
mi.
CURES
UAUHIAL
POISON
LIFE SAD NO CHARMS.
For three years I was troubled with mala.
I rial poison, which caused mvaoDetite to fail.
3fP" and 1 was greatly reduced in flesh, and life
t it i Ios' M ' 'harm. I d mercurial and
get no relief. I then decided to tryKj .
A few bottles of this wonderful KiaJ
medicine made a complete and permanent
cure, ana I now enjoy better health than ever,
J. A. Kice, Ottawa, Kan.
Our book on Blood and Skin Diseases
mailed free.
Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Oa.
'"
Damages for Grief.
A new canso has arisen for a lawsuit.
A woman in France was notified by the
authorities of a lunatic asylum of hor
brother's death, bhe went to the fu
neral and ordered a handsome tomb
stone, ller mother was so irrioved at
her son's death that the plaintiff had to
give up her situation to take care of her.
Then she learned that the directors of
the asylum bad made a mistake, and
that her brother was alive. After un
successful efforts for compensation she
has gone to the court, claiming heavy
damages for gner and injury. New
York Sun.
a , jfX
The Best
WatcrDroaf
Coat
In the
WORLD I
SICKER
TlieFIHH I tit A NT) Rl.flR Hit I w.BVB.FitJut
proof, and will k-n yon dry In tlw harvlest itorm. TM
new J'OMMKLi HI J KU I petict rid In it oot, and
coven ttiuentire taddle. Bwrof ItulUUooi. Iont
toy a con me - n tsranu" m no on it. lliURtrft-
IHiu ;aiKifue irrn, a. J. J uweo, ffofton, Mui,
'vaa
DR.GUNN'Sl
iitraoTBD
ba. Haausrs Ksmsht.
This rauiedv has been nwd tn the hospitals
throughout the old world lor the oast tweutr
live vvara aa a apoclOa for the above dlaeanea.
and it has aud will cure when all other so-called
remadlea lall.
Mend lot pamphlet of lealluiDnlali from those
who hav been cured by Its ue. lirugglats avli
it at II (O per bulUa, Try It aud be onuninwl
for sale by
MACK & CO.,
9 and II Front St.. Ban franolsoo
KIDNEY,
Bladder. Utlnarv aud Liver
(travel and Ulabeles are oared by
tiro pat
LIVER HUNT'S RFMFIlY
P IS ras
1 MILD PHYSIC
ONE PILL FOR A DOSE.
1ST K.IONIY
AND UVIM
MIDICIN1.
A movmrat of tit towat h day la wmiaa ary tar
tne jtm imiu to
htwltb. TaMDiluDDlv)tUthtm I
mstk It rtfulsr, Ttuv our UsvUot., brtfttUui lb
mxta ajsyap tn (;oDliioD btierr tn
no. tm ot mnaif, naitnar frtp nor iokd
OOOh
otbf pill do. To oonvfat-a oti of thtrtr mnt w
will mil fta.rt.pl mi tV. or fuli bos for Sftoanta. tol I
iffi-'wiwf, umuM MwL vo. jraiiaaaipiiia. w
PRINTERS
AND- , ' ' ''
PUBMSHEHS
-WILL FIKD A FULL LINK OF
TYPE
Presses,
Priotinjr Material anrj Machineri
For sale at lowest prices and moat advantageooi
, terms at .
Palmer & Rey Type Foundry,
Cor. Front and Alder Streets,
PORTIAHP, OR.
Write for nrloea and tnrm. kAfniok...!...
HUNT'S REMEDY
Cures Srlght's Dlaeaw, Ketentlon or Nan-re-jsiitlonol
Urine, fains In the Back, Loins or
OllUlt
HUNT'S REMEDY
SI? " a"S2". Nrrous msesses, Ilenera
IMblllty, Female Weaknesa and Ksoeaaos. (
HUNT'S REMEDY
SS?"!?.""""! "f4"". Jauudioe, Mom
Stomach, Dyapepsla, Cousilpallon and 1'Ues.
HUNT'S REMEDY
t! I AV ttajtiu.- il.. u I.... .....
ftmi rs'l'Llfi0"..0 ""?. o a healthy
fall. Hundreds have been saved who have been
given up to die by frieuds aud phyaloiaus.
NOi.n sav ass. t.
- -. rn.'wwsn s as
J lyiASQUEBADES, PARADES.
1'" " m ineanove line. Coatumos, Wigs.
Bearila, Properties, Opera and Flay Books. eU
rates ami llS iuiav
ami Yhl. Ji. "I. . .V ',"r beat renowned
,tT',mit V1 "orreapoiidenoe a'
belted. Uoi.rwraiM A i n as .
SETfeiiriS8 .M"I,, " FrsiioTaiJ, We
ST. JACOBS OIL IS THE KING-CURE OVER ALL lfF M
I'ortland. limn.....
A. P. AsMSTftotta, I'rlnclpsl.
Wkboo, secretary.
lleautlful Catalogue Free. .
YOU 10 0"
UU! tlitu making ag
BBS TOalUA Pru n, . .
who can furnish a iVni-nd X.X F""Ji
ltlyIaloam.tllolhl:...:;"""?".v,:
lllli-'llra 111 li... . . V i " W)li t IOW
he Ufcea to KOoH a1vinia
r , T "I "aii.i
Co.. Ulh .d"M(,. MSOTsh-o. vT'"
IT flftS NO EQUAL, NO SUPERIOR. ALONE THE BEST.
HA VC T.?OHlNl
iriwtm "isr.piratiii.uauini..iwiwni
m. inrni
l'bere is my Shakespeare there, on that
Am Indignant Burglar.
On a recent morning about S o'clock
a burglar visited Johnston's drug storo,
corner of Tenth and O streets, and in
stead of entering through the regularly
provided doorway after ringing the
night bell, he climbed over the transom
and was about to help himself, when his
noise aroused the clerk, who threw his
boot at the intruder. "Yon've got a
cheek to throw your boot at me," was
the remark of the burglar, who said
"Uood night" and departed. Washing
ton Star, .
DROP IT
YOU
GOT
PILES
IF YOUR BUSINKBH DOES NOT PAY.
iDicsens are easily and suceesafuily
s erasing ne Petaluma In
cubatora and Brooder, our ti
ItsirrsllAl mil4.1.... ..N.. '.f - . . . I.aa...
Don't buy any but the Petaluma If you want strongTVlgorous eh I.. TYBNTE!lii1"TB u"l "'1,1r of evt-ry .hcpi
We are Psolfie Coast Headquarters tit Bone andTloverCuUer. kufk "led In , X',' ih' "t'1"1" '' 'r-
era. Honks. i:noniiin i'.i. v-..,...i... StZ. .j.l .!:"rl'llBra, Mark i esieu in sheep shears that wan, io ...vm
Poultry dire, 'Creosoaone the great chlekou-iieeklK
mUsSUlMaar l-itOTHUUlMO
TIKtOiTOWKTO
OB. BO-SSN-KO'S PILE REMEDY,
I ?.or- allarslt)Iilng,airKrtnig
eruau, Ur, Busaako, fhji4i,kia! fa.
arest f.lii,lrnii.ll..A l.nin. ., jt '.T ..
, -.,.z -"-.r - "-, iiuuvurvoinei
. ih'iii w u (Kmivry nusers. nee ino maehlnes In orMrutlnn
our exhibit with the Norwalk Ostrleh Karm.MliKtor FXhs""h
ostriches and all kinds of ntors. ntioTM lrM. u .,.. .."
w us.
GMT . I) Jli'V," waa. to ,ave nioney.
75762-764-76 Main aRoet. Tetsluma!VaI .
IT IS IGNORANCE THAT WASTES
EFFORT." TRAINED SERVANTS USE
APOLIO
VOU
ilAKr.lt 4 HAMILTON.
' i Hull Fruimlsco.
?'f,T THE BEST, f.
uiid for our CalauiiTie .7
Klp.fn, CnJifofuli.
ittUN, Katy pay-
i MfsS. WINSLOW'S
Sooth i no
FOR DMIlnoau.. .... I: - .
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