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California State Analyst.
Royal Baking Powder is Superior
to all in Purity and Strength.
" For purity and care in preparation the Royal
Raking Powder equals any in the market, and
our test shows that it has greater leavening
power than any of which we have any knowledge."
Pnf. CXtmittry, Unwmity tColionua,
Analyst California State Board of Health, etc., etc
No careful housekeeper can afford to
use any baking powder but Royal.
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AY
Where Rosea Grow.
For many centuries the growing of
TOM for lb inanufactur of pertain
baa been an important industry in many
places.
In the south of France and in Algeria
rose culture is conducted upon a large
scale. Shiras, in Persia, and Ghazipur,
in India, have long been important can
ters of the Industry, and so has Medine-tel-Fayoum,
in Egypt. Bnt, most noted
of all, yielding the largest quantity and
the finest quality, is Kazanlik, in eastern
Bnmelia the valley of roses.
This lovely valley lies on the southern
slope of the Balkans, sheltered by their
towering sides from the cold north
winds, and is the center of a district
which yields on an average nearly 4,000
pounds avoirdupois of attar of roses, rep
resenting a commercial value of $180,000.
New York Tribune.
A Builu Priest's AVlfe.
In Russia it is a common mode of expres
sion to say "as happy aa a priest's wife."
The reason she is so bappy is because her
husband's position depends upon her. If
she dies he is deposed, and his property is
taken avray from him and distributed, half
to his children and half to the government.
The dreadful contingency makes the Rus
sian priest careful to get a healthy wife, if
he can, and makes him take extraordina
rily good care of her after he has secured
her. Womankind.
A Marshal's Retort, '
The Marshal de Baaaompierre was em
ployed by Henry IV on several embassies.
He once told the king that when he went
aa embassador to Spain he rode into Mad
rid on the most beautiful mule he bad ever
seen, which had been sent by the Spanish
monarch for his special nse.
-Ha, ba, what a comical sighM" laughed
out the boisterons king: "an ass upon a
mule!"
"Yes. sire." said Basrompierre coolly, I
represented your majesty." All the Year
Round.
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IMPORTERS
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PORTLAND, OR.
We per special attention to the sale of
GR AIM ON COMMISSION, sennas sam
ples or Wheat, and we will advise yon
blithest market prices either In Portland,
Taeoma or Ban Vranelseo.
Liberal Advances Hade, on Bills of
Lading:.
Correspondence solicited.
A Roddy Glow
sv r4iAlr v.a 1.1,1. f f
;a b;;; mm
is evidence
that the.
body is "'
getting proper nourishment
When this glow of health is
absent assimilation is wrong,
and health is letting down.
icon's Emulsion
taken immediately arrests
waste, regardless of the
cause. Consumption must
yield to treatment that stops
w aste and builds flesh anew.
i-'frnt-st as palatable as milk.
i-r."--nN) br Recti A Boras, 1. Y. All drnmrlsta
CURES
SCROFULA
Mrs. E. J. Bowell, Medford, Mass., says her
mother has been cured of Scrofula by ths raw
of four bottles of lfJV ftr having had
much other treat- gKXl.'l ment, and being
reduced to quite s low condition of health, ss H
was thought she could not live.
of beredi-vhlchap-
pearad all o
a year I had
face. For
givennp all hope
of his
when finally
I was Wjy Induced
A few bo ttles cured him, and no
symptoms of the disease remain.
Mas. T. L. Mathers. MathervfUe, Miss.
Ositasis os Blnoil sml II' In rtlir in .ninll-il fr-r
8wur Srnciric Co.. Atlases, Ga.
HAVE
YOU
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when warm. Tills form
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whirs sets cllreotir en pans sir ibid,
absorbs tuinore. allaitoWne.eflraettna
a permanent curs. Trio boo. DrusvMle
rsMti iJassaafailslyjys,
Cured my little boy
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The Hamlaerchtef with Kvealng Wear.
One of tin- nnnl objectionable liNrjo!
tioos is the iil.uiii iaf the hnniilierrliii
withiD the fulii of tin- ilrrxs. sbirt, tiler-, by
throwitiK tbi Hiitrt front out of evenness,
and reward iim your frieoilis with an unin
tentional iilinrof rmir underwear, while
the plan of affixing this imliKpenmble ad
junct of evenlnr ilt-eas lm the waistcoat at
that junction where the buttons meet, a
la corsHgp. is a prvpoite-rona tunovittion..
It was after sll these vartoua arguments
bad been advnncvd eml the merita of each
canvatwtl thnt it m declared hy the dis
coverer that oeither the oit nor the trou
sent afforded a rwiiiisiteopiMirt unity of con
cealment, but th.tt toe drv waiKtcont was
the apropos and feaiile sbidittK place of
the handkerchief upon nil fnrru.il occasions.
The plun wan speedily pvulved decreeing
that there shonld be a horizontal slit
pocket upon the inside or lining of the
drees waitcont. oo Ixrth wiies, a little for
ward of the annhohw and extending down
under them. . The t wo pockets would be to
the preference of the best men of swagger
dom, that always carry an extra handker
chief. In this mnnner the extra bulk
would be so dispnsed as not to Interfere
with the fit of thr coat, but rather All out
the chest in quite an enhancing way.
Moreover, the shape and location of the
pockets would enslile the wearer readily
and gracefully to reach them.
.This idt-a has been frequently tried, be
ing always found entinetitly practicable,
and a delightful ruvelatiou to those that
find so apt an Innovation carried out in
their "best suit of ciotbtsv" Clothier and
Furnisher.
A Cnrloas Wager.
A wager was made In in the Csstle
yard, York, Ktigtand, between Thomas
Hodgson and Samuel Whitehead, as to
which should succeed in aenuming the
most singular character. Umpires were
selected, whose duty it was to decide npon
the comparative shsurdity of the costnmes
hi which the two men were to appear. On
the appointed riny Hodgson came before
the umpires decorated with bank notes of
various values, bis coat and veat being en
tireiy covered with them. Besides these
be bad a row of nre guinea pieces down bis
back, a netted pnrse of gold around his
head and a placard on hi back hearing the
legend, "John Bull." -'
Whitehead came on the scene droned
like a woman on one side, one half of his
face painted and a xilk stocking and slip
per on one foot nnd leg. The other half of
his face was blackened so ss to resemble a
negro; on the correiiponding side of his
body be wore a gaudy, long tailed linen
coat, bis leg on that side being Incased in
half a pair of leather breeches and a boot
with a spur. He wore a wig of sky bine
braided down his hack and tied with yel
low, red end orange colored ribbons.
One won Id naturally fancy that he pre
sented the most singular and ludicrous ap
pearance, bnt the umpires must have
thought differently, as they awarded the
stakes, some twenty pounds, to Hodgson.
St. Umin Republic.
She Saw the Pile Too Late.
An Oakmont mother picked up the Jacket
of her twelve-year-old boy and marveled at
its weight.
She did not marvel so much after she
had taken tbe following articles from the
pocket:
A broken andrnstytron toy pistol, a book
strap, a yard of top string wfth a tin but
ton at one end of It, a piece of dog chain, a
bunch of bristles, a pocket mirror, a rub
ber cork, two hickory nuts, toy watch and
chain, match aafe, three marbles, part of
the works of a watch, combined pencil and
penholder, cartridge shell, a screw, two
wire nails, piece of tailor's chalk, several
pebbles, three tobacco tags, small cork
screw, two pieces of lead pencil, slate pen
cil, piece of wire, piece of blue chalk, a
penwiper, a hair curler, toy sleigh bell,
shoe button, canceled postage stamp, sov
era! scraps of paper and some odds and
ends that defied classification.
"What are you doing with all that stuff f
queried the mother, as she surveyed tbt
outfit for a jnnkshop.
"That's nutbin," replied the urchin.
"Too ought to hare seen it before i traded
off the other things." Plttaburg Chronicle-Telegram.
America's National Dish.
Marion Harland once) npon a time in
the coarse of a foreign journey chanced
to be dilating npon tba cosmopolitan
taste of the American who wonld eat
haggis in Scotland, roast beef in Eng
land, bologna in it city, macaroni -in
Italy and frogs' legs in France. "And
what," said a famous traveler who over
heard the monologue, "is tbe national
diah of the United States?" Mrs. Ter
bnne always laughs, bnt ruefully, when
she repeats this anecdote. "I thought."
she says, "of telling him turkey. But
they cook that better in France than in
America. I thought of mince pie, bnt
that is English as well as Yankee. At
length I replied, with an assumption of
ease and pride that I was far from fenl
ing, 'Baked beans and buck wheat cakes.'
I was well aware that my interlocutor
had experienced both those dishes, and I
waa not surprised that his solo comment
shonld be, 'FancjT in an involuntary
tone of shocked surprise." Philadelphia
Press. .
The English crown is made op of dia
monds, rabies, sapphires, pearls and em
eralds set in silver and gold bands (t
weighs St ounces and 5 pennyweights,
troy. In it there are 8,462 diamonds, 273
pearls, 9 rubies. 17 sapphires and It eui
eralda. Experience has shown that an electric
street car emi la- comfortably heated by
the expenditure of one horse power of
electrical euerKV The electrical heaters
do not reduqe the settling capacity of tbe
car, which is kept clear of coal dust anil
cinder.
ZUIEIKA'S BEEHIVES.
"Pupa, I really think yon ought to in
terfere," said Zuleika, ber cheeks aflaina.
bar eyes full of wrathful fire.
"Pups, I do wish you would put Zu
Ittik iu her place, ouce for all!" spoke
Rosamond the rejrnl.
The professor laid down his pen with
polysyllabled word yet uuunished, and
sighed a Borean sigh.
"More trouble," said ho. "What is
the mutter now'r"
"Annt Pauline has sent me a cherry
colored cashmere dross," sputtered Zu
loika "the prettiest oolorl and three
yard of surah to trim it with. And
and Rosa has coolly appropriated it"
"1 needed a new gown," observed
Rosamond. "And Zn can do very well
with her dyed sage green. Besides, Tin
the oldest!"
"Is that any reason you should be
thief?" retorted the irate Zuleika.
"Girls, girls!" protested the professor,
turning his slim whit finger in the
hair of his head.
"Jlnke her give it back to me, paps'"
said Zuleika. "If mine! Aunt Pauline
never sent it to her. She has no busi
ness to take it"
"Tell her to remember that she is only
a child, papa," calmly remarked Rosa
mond, "and that sha ought to defer to
her elders."
Zuleika so far forgot her dignity as to
make a face at Rosamond at this stage
of the discussion.
"Oh, I just wish Capt Calverly could
know what a waited sepulcher yon are,"
said she, "Just wait till I get chance
won't I tell him about the Balm of
Roses and the Coreopsis Cream for the
Complexion, and"
"Papa, will you silence herT appealed
Rosamond, with the expression of a
grieved angeL
"Girls, girls," groaned the professor,
"do reflect Here is this manuscript to
be sent off to The Scientific Bi-Weekly
at 4 o'clock this afternoon, and how do
yon suppose it's to be doner" Rosamond,
don't tease your sister. Zuly, be a good
girl, and mind what Rosamond says."
The professor went back to his stacks
of pens and pools of ink. Rosamond
darted one triumphant glance at her
younger sister, and sailed like a royal
galleon out of the door.
Zuleika ran headlong into tbe garden
and never ' let loose tha torrent of her
sobs and tears nntil she was safe down
among the pinks and phloxes, where the
bees went in and out of two little hires
and kept np a murmurous hum.
"I wish 1 was one of you, yon dear
little brown belted things!" passionately
cried she, resting her chin iu her hands
as she sat staring at them, ber vision
blurred by tears. "Then there wouldn't
be any question of gowns and boots and
horrid, croaB elder sisters. I wonder is
it wicked to hate Rosamond aa 1 do? 1
shouldn't bate ber if she was kind and
considerate to m and acted as if
she loved me just tbe least little bit
in the world. It isn't the cherry col
ored cashmere so much though 1 would
like a new gown that hadn't been dyed
over, and that Rosamond hadn't worn
all the beauty out of before 1 got hold
of it but it's the hateful, hideous, out
rageous injustice of the thing. I've al
most a mind to ran away, or to go for
hired help, or drown myself or some
thing. "Jacob!" springing suddenly to
her feet "what are you doing here
"Please, Miss Zuleika, said the stolid
farmhand, "Eben Phelps, he's come
arter the bees."
"And what business has Eben Phelps
with my bees. I'd like to know?"
"Miss JeSerd sold 'em to him, miss.
She don't want no bees here. She' goin'
to have the gronnd leveled for a tennis
court whatever that may be."
Zuleika Jefferd stepped tragically to
the side of her beehives.
"This is too ranch!" said she. 'They
are my bees not Miss Jefferd's, and if
any one dares to lay hands on a hive I'll
have them prosecuted for tresspass! Do
yoti hear that, Jacob?"
Jacob retreated. There was no mis
taking tbs determination in Zuleika'
eyes.
Eben Phelps was forced to drive away
without even a parley.
"Not' I expected to carry away two
hives o' bees in broad daylight," he ex
plained to Jacob. "Ye might a knowed
bettor'n that, Jake; but 1 sort o' wanted
to look at 'em afore (closed the bargain."
"Guess ye hadn't better," said Jacob.
"Our young missy she means just what
she says, and the bees is hern, anyway.
Squire Bassett he gin 'em to her hiaself."
Rosamond Jefferd only shrugged ber
handsome shonlders when she beard all
this.
"I mean to have my tennis court," said
she, "and I mean to get rid of those odi
ous bees, all in good time. Of course
Zn will rage, bnt she always raging
about something."
Time passed on. The cherry colored
cashmere was made np, and Miss Jefferd
decided to wear it for the initial time on
the ocasion of the visit of Mr. Franklin
Jefferd, a distant cousin in whose eye
she desired to appear her very best
"If he's really the nch member of the
family," argued Rosamond, "it's worth
while to take a little pains with one
dress. We all know that a first impres
sion is everything.
"I suppose you d like to marry him
and spend all his money for him," said
Zuleika, who was reluctantly helping in
the kitchen.
For Rosamond had decreed a stupen
dous "company dinner," and there was
no one who made sncb exqnisite mayon
naise as Zuleika.
Rosamond laughed scornfully.
"Little girls should be seen and not
heard," said she. "Indeed, a 1 have de
cided to invite Mrs. Matthews and Dr.
and Mrs. Raynhan, there won't be room
for you at the table.
Zuleika's eyes flashed.
"You won't dare to leave me ontl"
said she.
"Youll see whether I will or not." re
sponded composed Rosamond.
'Rosamond, said Zuleika, her breath
coming thick and fast, "it would be a
judgment on you if I were to get mar
ried first after all!"
'Much chance there is of your get
ting married!" jeered Rosamond as she
smoothed the icing on her loaf of sponge
cake.
The hour of the unknown cousin's ar
rival came. Rosamond looked most
provokingly pretty in the cherry colored
cashmere and a cluster of dep red roses
at her belt
Zuleika, in tbe neutral tinted sage
green, felt like a katydid or a grass hop- j
per, or any other painfully insignificant
insect
"And now," said Rosamond, glancing
at her imperial presence in tbe parlor
mirror,, which . Zuleika was diligently
D' ili. .hi i v.; with pl.-ite powder and a cha
mois cloth, 'I'm going out to gather
some vurmitions."
Zuk'iku made uo comment, hut within
herself she thought,
"Yes, da That's right! I planted the
cnrnnlious. aud I watered thum, and I
touk.rar of them aud you coolly ap
propriated theia U' always so in this
family, and pupa never tuterfure to pro
tect my righto!"
She waa thus soliloquizing when h
saw another rulleotion than her own in
the mirror She gave jump and a
scream simultaneously
"Don't be frightened," said the appari
tion. "You are Rowutioud, aren't you?
I am your cousin Franklin." '
He was very cordial and handsome,
with pleasant, dark eyes, a rich olive
complexion, and a sweet deep voice.
Zuleika was quite certain that she was
going to like him.
"No," said she, "I'm not Rosamond. I
am Zuleika, the younger sister. But I'm
very glad to see yon, all the same, and
Tin sorry papa hasn't come back from
the poafoffice yet And" (hurriedly fling
ing the chamois cloth into tlie pot ponrri
jar) "I'll go out with you into the gar
den and show you where Rosamond la
For she was secretly determined. In
spit of her wrongs, to give Rosamond
every fair chnuce.
Franklin Jefferd looked down at the
light agile figure as be walked beside it.
II ow pretty she waa! What a delicate
pink color bnnwd on her clear cheek,
and how intensely blue her eye
were! And then those silky ring of
light brown hair that were blowing
about her forehead what a bewitching
framework they made to her face!
"If Rosamond is prettier sha must be
very pretty," he thought
At that moment the sound of shrieks
and vituperations burst on the scented
summer air, and Rosamond, forcing her
way through the tall lilac bushes, rushed
into tbe open garden, both bands clasped
over her face.
Was it Rosamond this figure with
disheveled bnir, eyes swollen to nearly
twice their size, face disfigured with in
nnmerable stings, and complexion pur
ple with rage and pain?
"It's your horrid, hateful bees that
have done it, Zuleika!" she screamed.
"Anyhow, i threw both the hives into
the brush and smashed them, and I'd
tike to fling yon after tbem! Yea I
would!"
' "It warn't the creeturs' fault Mis
Jefferd," explained the voice of Jacob,
the hired man, who brought np the
rear, beating off a cloud of infuriated
insects with the brim of his straw hat.
"Bees is allers quick to take offense
an' you jest slapped out at 'era when
they came harmlessly hommin' round
about your ear. And it didn't better
matters none when you kicked the hives
over into the brook. I shouldn't won
der, now, ef it was twenty-four hour
afore y could sea out en your eye
ag'in."
"Papa." cried Rosamond, "if you don't
put a stop to Zuleika' obstinacy and
willfulness"
"It isn't papa, Rosamond," said Zu
leika, in a low voice, as she gently de
tached her sister' hand from the stran
ger's arm. "It is Mr. Franklin Jefferd.
We came out to look for you.
'Trn sorry yon're so badly stung
Cousin Rosamond," said Mr. Jefferd.
"A little bicarbonate of soda, dissolved
In water"
But Rosamond, muttering a few In
coherent words of excuse, vanished un
der the honeysuckles that draped the
porch, leaving Jacob to do battle alon
with the winged enemies, and Zuleika
and Franklin to console each other
And this was the "first impression"
which she succeeded in making npon ber
unknown consint
"Was it my fault that Frank liked me
better than your Zuleika asked her sis
ter six weeks afterward "You needn't
cold me because I am engaged to be
married before you. He chose for him
self, didn't be?"
"It waa tbe fanlt of your bees," said
angry Rosamond "I believe you kept
them there on purpose."
"Won't yon speak one kindly, loving
word to me, Rosamond, now that I am
so nappy?" whispered Zuleika. "Say
that you rejoice in my good fortune!"
But Rosamond remained stubbornly
silent
"1 dont think, said Betsy Blair, the
housekeeper, "that poor Misa Zuleika
ever knew what it was to be really loved
or looked after until she was engaged to
Mr. Frank. The professor meant well,
but be'd no eye for anything but hi
books. And Miss Rosa oh, she was a
regular tyrant! And yet at tbe weddin
everybody was sayin'. What a very
amiable person Miss Jefferd is. and what
a relief it must be to her to git that
troublesome younger sister of hers mar
ried off.' Oh the injustice of the
world!"
Her gossip, old Mrs. Hale, shook her
cap borders.
"It's what we must expect this side o
the promised land!" said she senten
tiously. Philadelphia Saturday Night
HI .Misbehaved Limb.
"A cork leg is no end of a bore," said ths
man who limped. "Just think of Itl I
was at a dinner party the other night and
it was my happy lot to have a most charm
ing damsel fall to my share at the feast.
We convented most pleasantly through the
oysters and the soup, but when the fish
came on she became silent and seemed nn
accountably einlxirnwxed. To draw ber
from this mood I redoubled my efforts to
please, but In response she only flushed
and looked angry. Finally, Interrupting
me in the midst of a little mot which I had
composed carefully while dressing for the
dinner, she said, sot to voce:
"'I'll thank you to stop squeezing my
foot!
"ImaginemyembarrasHmentl I bad been
treading upon her toes with my cork foot
of course without knowing it. It is an
annoying thing to have to explain to a
young lady at a social feativity. Neverthe
less I waa forced to do so She accepted
my apology and then proceeded to injure
my feelings by giggling." Washington
Star.
Jumped for the Ferry.
It was bright moonlight and 8 a. m., and
one of the toiler, on a morning ticwxpapcr
wrison Ills way home to llnxiklyn. tie hud
to crosa by a ferry which niu Its boats only
balf hourly at that time of night, and be
waa naturally anxious to catch the boat
As be rushed down tbe bridge to the boat
be suddenly perceived that It was just
starting aud whh about five feet from the
slip. Determined tocatch It at all hazards,
be shut his teeth (irmly, and running down
the bridge gave a tremendous leap and
landed beyond the chains amid the cheer
and laughter of the crowd.
Turning to ascertain tbe cause of tbelr
mirth, he saw that the boat was securely
tautened in tbe slip, and that what he baa
taken for tbe space between slip and boat
was only tbe shadow cast by the ferry
bouse in the bright moonlight. New York
Tribune. .
TBOOP1NO tft tmm AUUtTCHMirAJI
Why are Amei lean farmer trooping
into the Saskatchewan district of the
Canadian Northwest Territories? Ihe
answer is simple. Settler from tjiv
Eastern States are unable to find suit
able unoccupied land in the Vetern
State; the yotinti meuwhowtr boru
and raited In the West, look about (or
land and cannot find It near homo, and
of those who have land lume have nect'f
sitv for more. They want first-eliis
farming land that tlous not require irri
gation; they want rich grass land for
their cattle, and they want it cheap.
Thcv find that they ran attain inch land
in all quantities, some of it free and as
much as tliev want at 3 an acre, and
that as a settler need pay only a tenth
of the purchase money down, with nine
vcars to pay the rest, his land increase
In value far above the purchase price
long before his payments are duo. And
tbe men of Washington, Oronon and
Western Plate see by the map that they
have not far to go; that line run up
from the boundary at several point to
Calgary and Edmonton, and that the
lands to bo acquired are along the line
ol railway and within easy reach of a
station. "It Is no wonder therefore that
thero is a ouiet but extensive movement
nuiong American farmers to get to this
Northern Allx-rta country, and that the
lands from filly miles norm ol taignrv
to Edmonton on the Saskatchewan and
beyond it are very eagerly sought. In
several parts, where two years ago only
a small railway station marked the dis
trict, mixed colonics of Canadians and
Americans have now established tnem
solves. " '
Tha Tomb of Noah.
The tomb of Noah is snpposrd to II
In ths small town of Nakhichevan, on
tha plain of Ararat The burial plttco
at the side of the broken walls of an
abandoned fortress in the midst of
vast plain which is litorally covered wi
th remain of bygone K'orte.
F1H ANO WtIK.
Not nn this broad continent alone, tin I lit -1rinl
hi-.nlfntf tmnlcsl region, ill Uuslemals.
Mexico, Konth A merles, Ihe Isihnunol ranama
and lrvhtri, lliMicttrr s Htnmsrn inner si
for.W to inhabitants and sojourners protection
HKiiinxl miliaria. The miner, the freshly arrived
ItnmlKrsiit, me tuioroi ino ririn sou ne-iy
rolihtM ol its forests br lh ie ol ths pioneer,
llnd In the superb antl-lehrtle sperMe a lire
server sgnlnst ihe poisonous nils-nm which In
vnt districts rich In natural resources Is yi
renili, in dix-son. It snnihllatcs disorders ol
ehe stomach, liver slid bowoli, fortlllss thos
who use It niaiuii rrnmmsuo aurai-iiia nreu
snd fostered br outdoor nerclse, Inline! seiilnl
warmth linn s frame chilled bv a rlsorous teuv
rarature, and rousof tin Ir pow r to harm morn
ing atui CTeillUtf BlISW BUM TnHira isiiru aim
nurifuiness; sireuirwiens me wess, suu vuu
mien Incipient Miiujr irouoia,
Mrs. Kutshaw fwho hs he'll dlncussln Indi
vi.tual faatoYlvhat is vour forte. Mrs Jtmi
scyf Mrs. Jluisey Mslourl' IsUead. Jlmpscy's
me nit .
IHITAVOKS AND IMPOSTORS.
The unrquslrd success of Alicoc ' Po-
ons Plastibs as an external remedy has
indu ed unscrupulous parties to offer Inil
tations, which they endeavor to sell on the
reputation of Alicoca's. It is an absurd
ity to speak of them in the same rstogory
as the genuine porous plaster. Their al
leged equality with Allcovs's is a false
pretense.
The ablest medical practitioners and
chemists and thowiandsof grateful patients
unite In declaring All. on 's rnaotsi i'IA.
tsss the best external remedy ever pro
duced. Atk for ALLcocsrs, and accept n
other.
ilRAHDSKTH's Pill act upon the whole
system,
Jtntirlstile Hl.ni she TM4 vou se mr new
bat st the theater last nlglitT lie I didn't set
auytiiiu eise
Stats or Onto, C itt or Toueo.
I.1-CJLS I'l.t-NTV. I
Frank J. Chunky makes oath that he Is the
senior partner ol ths llrm ol r. J. ( iikmkt uo.
dolus- buslneMln theclivof roledo.rnuntT a t
Slate aiore-sld, snd that ssld tlrm will pay the
sum ol ONK Ill M'UKD ImiU.aKH lor each and
every ease nt I'itarkii that cannot De eurstl oj
tllSUSaOI HAU. CATARRH t I BS.
FRANK J. f HF.NEY.
Sworn to b fore me snd subscribed In my
pre-enco tills 61U tiny ol iweetnner. A. i. two.
skau A. W. til.KAXOS.
Aotrtrs t'uhlie.
Hall's Catarrh Care Is taken Inleruslly, and
sets directly on the blood snd mucous surfaces
of the system. Bona for testimonials, tree.
f. J. t,'!lKMY A CO.,
Toledo. O.
Sold by dmKalsU; 76 cents.
Dsn Rtumeilnaatov Polish; no dust, no smell
Tar Or Rust for breakfast.
Hood'ssCures
Charlet J. 0BrUn
" I swi (lad to ssy that I bsr taken Hood's
ssnanartlia with frest btnt-IH. I had kldnsy
ujnpisiui sna uiaa many medicines m rain.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
was recommended and It helped ms. I have
MiasD mree Domes ana am enure!? cured ana
enjoy good health and s food appetite. I take
pleasure In renomineiidlns' Hood's Sarsapa
rilla." CHART.aa J. (l'Hal. 0 Richmond
aireei, west, Toronto, unt -
Hood' Pill are the best sfter-dlnnerPllla
Baking PmVder
Purity and
Leavenini Povvfer
UNEQUMLED
CASH PRISES
To Introduce onr Powder, w have de
termined to distribute among the ennsuro.
r a number of Cahii pitlZJtB. To
His person or club returning nstholnrmi
numherofcertlllcateaoBor before June 1. '
1884, w e win give a cash prise of 100, snd
so the nest isrsest, numerous other nrbna
raojlng from 5tu78 i.n CABIl
CLOSSET 4 DEVERS, PORTLAND, Or.
IU nilD 10R ou '""alls ents. Heat makes.
lllillnll,'nM",''t Jirlccs. Hend for catalomie.
liUUUMw.fJ. Huvn. Klson.Csl.
Plso's Ewnedy for Catarrh Is the
Best, Easiest to Cue, slid Chrsput.
h Is ths f
aa J
by malt, I I
n.fra. Lai
Sold by trraasists or sent
Ke. K. T. BsssiaBBj Wiram,
TITS WAT SJIS ZOW
trouble tbu woman who
Is UiOiwito, run down, up
..I.. ..I Ui.iVa bill.
low-uheoWud, uuU-iwl.
thin, and pale, and it
worries bar.
jSow, the way to look
well is to bs well. And
the way to b wall, U
you're any 'h woninn,
L to fiitlbfiilly ,Pr'
l'let-eo's Fs1,''",
icriptlou. That is,
r"y m.dloln. that's
mmmiih". to build tip
woman stroitstli and W
. titan- allllUllltS.
In verr "fsmsls coiuKlntiit," insularity,
or waak'n snd In every hJ07.
tlon of the female sysUim If It ever fan
to lu.Ut or cure, you hav your mousy
back.
flier I only on modioli! for Ca
tarrh worthy tha name. Down
advertised, but only the proprietor of
Dr. Sage Catarrh Remedy My thtol
"If w can't mr you, we'll pay you
fiw in casn i
tfot
Mots., and
ll.OUiwr UottkC
Uueoontsduae,
Trrm Gas at Coooh
where all other falL Coufha. Croup, ier
Throat, Hoarseness,
, wno.pinsr vouin pnu
tmntl-n It has no rivult
baa cured thousands, and will CUfts TOO If
asmma.
taken in time. M by Prusglat on a uar
sntee. Tfr I-"ms flank or Ivies'.
teed to cur you. Price, tuct. IiAjeuiorlre.
"German
Syrup"
I must say a word as to the ef
ficacy of German Syrup. I have
used It In my family lor uroncuitts,
the result of Colds, with most ex
cellent success. I have taken it my
elf for Throat Troubles, and have
derived good results therefrom. I
therefore recommeud it to my neigh
bors aa an excellent remedy in such
cases. Tames T. Durettc, Karlys-
ville, Va. Beware of dealers who
offer you "something just as good."
Always insist on bavin; Boschee't
Oerman bvrtip.
ThlsTrsSs VsrkUoo the best
WATERPROOF COAT
S5J ,n tho woti i
A. J. TOWCR. BOSTON. MASS.
Rushing
-INTO THE 0REAT
SASKATCHEWAN
VALLEY.
Thewl.emen ol Washington, Idaho, Oregon
ana ins nesisrs
Securinc Free Land
in Alberta,
The best farming land In America. See what
American farmers sar of It; copy of their U-stt
smnr. with man. HKST FKF.K. Address L. A.
HAMILTON, Land Commls.lnntr, Winn pes! I).
McNICOIX, li. I'. A., Montreal, or anj agulil ol
me i.enatiiBii ntcinc Katiway.
FREE
THE
Buyers' Guide
JONES'
CASH
STORE
Ths Iu-tkks' (iviiis Is pnbll.hrd the first til
each month. It Is Issued In the interest of all
consumers. It aires the lowest cash violation
on erorylhlng In Ihe grocery line. It will aars
rnn money to consult It. Mailed free to any
address on application, Don't be wltnniit It, It
costs yon nothing to gut It. I tfiinta wholesale
prices direct to the consumer. Mention this
paper. Address
J Dues CASH STORE.
10 Front Street, - forlland, Or.
DR. GUMS
latpaoras
LIVER
PILLS
ity A MILD PHYSIC
ONE PILL FOR A DOSE.
A movomfli-ttof tha bowel mrrohdar ! nomary tot
bltt). Tnfla pltlo supply wimt iba cyvtera laotia to
ink (t rffjulsr. Tber our Itatutaxoho, brticntaa tha
re and olrar tha cMmplAiion batir th an eot
matie. Thflaat rollrMr, aithar aTrlp noraioitaii aa
other pllla do, To oouvlnu you of thalr tnaiit a
will mall aamolrrff frs. or full box for ilft sent. fSoi
tywywUr, iioau.o Mod. Uo-, r.luiplW, I
renter c
btnlnesa than has ever been known, because of
the prolonged depression In sll lines. Those
who attend Die PORTLAND BUSINESS C0LLEUE
""W. "Ill be prepared for good positions when
..... w,,... ,.vi v,iferiLy sweeps over llie
land, fiend for catalogue. Address A. Y, AHM
sTBOMg, Principal, Portland, Oregon.
,.'. Mil a V t-xl
m r-a I II at M '
T M mm mm td
t Vita uromtiuv curre
SmLOHS
DON'T BORROW TROUBLE." BUY
SAPOLIO
'TIS CHEAPER IN THE END.
RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF
iloorc's Revealed Remedy.
AfTTOmi. OftlOOH. Jannr-rtr 1A (Man f.u-iil. .1...... At.. b., .k. f. ,M
l!HMllif,oli'tAIXK" KKM'tl"' Bruu".i.d wasrelb ved Iri'm an old osw ol
u75itSA yimiifi stN.y i urod entirely of INRLAMMAIOHY RHHD.
btatibM nhen tlie Ual dornor I (on 1.1 ot did hint uo V" Vmirs U lirtlWid,
HU N. T. IaIWA ,
fJOEiO HI OSVaJUsT
Brooklyn Hotel
tO.-H2 Bush St., San Francisco.
This favnrll hotel la andrr ths tnanamnt
ol CIIAKI.aS MIINTtliiMMiY. and Is as gimd II
not the la st Family aud .ustuoss Ueii't Hula!
Iu Han Francisco.
Home Comforts! Cuisine Unexcelled I
FlrsMsss serrlee and ths hlgliost standard of
reaiKWtalilllty iiiarantwid. Our rooms i mawil bt
s,iif(l or hoiIiuss mid rcsMtirl. .Hoard ana
K iln H.r t(,y, i.jf ILK), 11,76 and fi.uii boarn
and room wr week, $7 Hi llll single rooms, too
to 11. Free onaoh Ui aud from liulaL
DOCTOR
P
f,
THE GREAT CURE
INDIGESTION
A Nil
CONSTIPATION.
Regulator of th i Liver and Kidneys
A ll'ttCIFIO FOR
Scrofula, Rheumatism,
Salt Rheum, Neuralgia
And All Other Blood and Skin Diseases.
Ii Is a poslilrecitre tor all those painful, dell.
rale l onii'laliiia and complicated tronhlea and
oi ss-'oasca common auioti our wives, mothers
and daiisi.lt rs,
The etl'ect is Immedlste snil lasilns;. Two or
three doors ol Ha. I'sanss s Haasnt mini dally
kei pa Ihe IiIihmI cihiI, His liver and kidneys act.
Ivti, and will euiln-ly rradieat iron, the system
all trace ot Scrofula, Salt Kiieum, or any other
form ol blia4 diacaae.
No medicine ever 1 trodured In this country
has met with such ready sale, nor siren such
universal satisfacl nn whenever MstM as that of
Us. I'SRIIKK'S 11 m SOY.
Ihls remedy has Iwn u-ed In lb ho-pl'als
thtoufhont tlieuld wurld for tbe past 'w.iuy.
Hve years as a sH-clflo (or Ihe slaore disesaes.
and It has and will cure when atlothei recalled
remwillea fall.
Hend tor pamphlet of testimonials from Ihoa
who have twon cur d by Its ii- lruflsu sell
It ai ll.io iwr bottle. Try It and be eumriiioed.
For sale by
MACK & CO.,
O and II Front 8- Ban Francisco.
flladder, Urinary and Liter Diseases Dropsy
lirsvel aud plabeles are onrod by
HUNT'S REMEDY
THE BEST KIONIY
AND LIVER MEDICINE.
HUNT'S REMEDY
Coral BrliM'a Disease, Ratentlon or Son re
lenllouof Lrlns, I'slns In tho Hack, Ixilus or
aide).
HUNT'S REMEDY
ftlres Intemperance, Herroiis Plsrases, (leuer
lleblllty, rstuale neakuees and aicessita,
HUNT'S REMEDY
Cures Biliousness. Headache, Janndliw, Hour
rJlomaob, liyspspsla, Consiltwtlon and I'llue.
HUNT'S REMEDY
M! AT on the KMsaev. I Iver
and Hatsvrle, rastortm Uiem to a healthy so
linn, snd 'l MS when all other nie-llcines
fall. llundrtHls have been saved who hav bee
given p to die by frlauda and physicians.
HOLD HV A 1.1, I.HI'liiasjIB.
FilAZEJl AXLE
SestintheWoridlfinrAOff!
fiet tha S.nuiDBihlf rilfir
Sold Ev8rywh.ni U 1 1 i-tl U L.
B NK WOOLNKT, Aaeut, I'ortlanct, Or.
J.H.(J0G&C0.,
Importers, Whnlcsnlo and Retail
Healers, lor
RTovrn DAairrn
I-at.l., I'ttl lrw 1'lr. ... .1 ll An.l... V,'u
ples. The lamest and cheapest dealers for cash.
Country trade a tpeclalty.
141 Third Street, Portland, Oregon.
EOCENE.
Is a iei'liil brand of Oitmlii OIL which we
manufacture eipruaaly for FAMILY L'HK,
IT IM A I'KKsMCT II.I.HMlSiAlUK. ,
I I l I'lHM Kl Its. is I .
IT la ur iini roitti QtJAi.iTT.
Weiuarnnlcolt to be ibe ninnsxr roasim.
oh iv or ii.i.usiiNATiKO oil. Ask for It,
STANDARD OIL COMPANY.
MASQUERADES, PARADES,
II a 'i A t I I H I liK t'l ltl
CA I N,
i'.ver'thlns In lbs above line. Costumes. Wins.
Hoards. I'rolHirllea. Oiaira and Hluv Iliaiks. etc..
(iirtiikheil at Kreatly reduced rales and Iu supe
rior imillty by thuoldust, larHesi, beat renowned
mil therefore only rettnliit ;Vulrmil Ahi
lltntM im the I'nrttU; (.boL Correaiainilence so.
licltcd. (iol.lMTKiN A t;o., !M, 'Dani HUO'harrell
street, also s2 Market struel.naii r raiic si (i. He
Hrplv oil Thmttrt on lw Voutt, io wiiom w re,
spuiitiully refer,
S. P. N. U. No. 5)8 S. F. N. U. No. 5fl5
Beie
KIDNEY,
M
HSrsV winslow's 1
FOR OHILORtN TIETNINO J
rersale by all lraalsla. reals a settle, g