The Oregon mist., November 03, 1893, Image 4

tf Ighefct of all In Leavening ?owerLatot V. S. Gov't Report
X K . I aT i mm s.
Swill
ADSOULTTELY PURE
The Passing Itaga For Gilding.
A bottlo of gilding In the band of
vogvie i more datifforon than the prover
bial pot of paint in the hand of a wom
an. The latter danbs every available
useful article within reach in the name
of freshness. ,
But fashion smears as copiously, and
this in the name of high art We hare
watched with a shudder prim New Eng
land splint bottomed chairs brought
from the attic to be dressed in a coat of
imitation gold. We hare seen all sorts
of incongruous articles, including roll-
BROTHER3.
Tm Mm CI rls Talk Or Their Cms awl
aiiiiuM.
"Brother are very useful sometimes," re
marked the fdrl with the rows in her belt.
"Very." assented the girl with the shot
silk gown, "but sometime they are a little
trying I am angry with Phil Just now."
"What has he donef" easterly asked the
girl with the rows in her belt "Hnving a
brother myself I think I can sympathize."
I know. ell, you see it is this wan
Voting Coldcash likes me, I know. Imt he
U so nwfully bashful that lie could not get
tip the courage to call, and, hatnnga broth
RAIN AND TEARS,
t wait the coinlns of a tardy train.
And Wis I wall the leans of thought US-
fold.
Tb ilar i dUmal and the wind l cold:
The cfowIkmi nailer nf the driuilnK ruin.
That drills and drops Ita dreary, tad refrain.
Bull chants the bunion of s grief untold.
And In lb sky (ray clouils of glnoni are
rolled
Till tlin)' dlasnlve In tears lo earth acnln.
bo Id my heart, where sunimrr amsl to be.
A wintry sky the somber landarapa blears.
Hu nature, luen. Imposed her mood on mo.
And am I satl because she sad appears?
Or. looking throuirh my own errlef, do I see
The earth Iranallg-ured through the rain of
tea rap
-William Rice 81ms In New York World.
OLEXDALOUGH.
ing p ns and potato mashers, filling tbmr . Jot my own, , knew h wouIt, f ,implT
plebeian pores with this outward and
risible sign of the Keeler cure. And
now the depths are literally sounded
fishers-' nets are dragged from the sea
and gilded.
Not that all cheap effects are mean any
more than all mean effects are cheap.
The gilding only adds to the expense of
fish netting, which is really popular with
artistic folks "in its natural state" be
cause of its soft gray coloring and its in
clination to bang gracefully. It is
charming acquisition to the list of inex
pensive draperies. New York Times.
Almost Anybody Can Do This.
A young woman who is altogether in
dependent, bnt who has the very small
income of 600 a year, suddenly resolved
last fall to go abroad for the first time.
one engaged a second class passage on a
last steamer and paid $33, besides S3 to
the steward, for a large room and most
excellent faro. Her companions on the
vessel were few and rery agreeable peo
ple, gentle folks Uke herself. She went
directly to Torquay, where she found
board for $3 a week and where she spent
the winter, going np to London toward
sprVpg and ruaking a fortnight's trip to
Paris wilh a little Frenchwoman. The
latter excursion cost her exactly $23. She
arrived homo in the middle of Hay, not
having overdrawn her income, delighted
with her eight months in Europe and de
termined to do the whole thing over
again. Philadelphia Press.
Trouble la lbs u Clair TaaneL
Great trouble is being experienced in
ventilating the St Clair tunnel, which
was opened last year.- Owing to the
steep grades very heavy engines are
used for working the tunnel section,
and such quantities of smoke come from
these engines that it is difficult to get
men who are willing to run them. It is
now proposed fitting smoke consumers
to the engine with a view of mitigating
the nuisance. New York Times.
Mammy Faint.
Mummies taken from the Egyptian
tombs, lieal en into a fine powder and
mixed with oil for paint is one of the
latest Industries of Cairo. The color of
this human dust paint is a rich brown
of lively tone St. Lonis Republic
LAUG & CO.,
IMPORTEBS
WHOLESALE CROCERS,
TOBACCONIST 8,
ami ' .
Gsnsral Commission Me chants.
OFFICE AND WABEHOCHE
2,4,6 and 8 North First Street,
, II, 13 and IB Ankeny Street.
PORTLAND, OH.
W, pay special attention to tha tale of
GRAIN ON COMMISSION, liidinim
pins Whist, and we will advlae y
hlahest market prless elthsr la Portland
Taeoana or Ban Francisco,
Liberal Advances Made on Bills of
Lading:.
Correspondence solicited.
THrrm
Sips of Health.
Yea don't have to look
twice to detect them bright
eyes, bright color, bright
smiles,
bright in
every ac
tion. Disease is
overcome
only when
weak tissue
is replaced by the healthy
kind. Scott's Emulsion of
cod liver oil effects cure by
building up sound flesh. It
is agreeable to taste and
easy of assimilation.
Prepared hf Soofct A Bow-nt. 2t. T. ATI drartiata.
Scott's
EMULSION.
MTTTTT
ruinous to get up an intimacy with his it
ter. so '
"So yon bribed yonr brot her to ask him
to come, put in the girt with the rosea in
her belt.
"Of course. I bribed Phil to do it by get
ting Louise an invitation to Aunt Kate's
garden party.
"Well."' .
"Well, be did It. and thry got to We great
friend I tlitlnt just want that, you know
tor every time 1 wouia ue getting a ui-n,
quiet talk with him, that provoking broth
er would come and drag him away, aayiutr.
"Come on, old fellow. 1 know you don't
want to waste so much time on m She H
talk you to death if you let her. Ol course
he was too bashful to say be wanted to
stay"
"How perfectly horrid! Why didn't you
tell your brother?
"I did. and the next time he said: Tome
on, old fellow. I can see you're dying to
get away, and 1 11 make It all right with
sis after you're gone.' "
"Well, I never! 1 hope you"
"Oh, yea, I got even with him. I didn't
waste any time on tears and renroachea. I
Just asked Louise over to stay all night
witn me."
"Bnt 1 don't see"
"Why, goosie, his room la next to mine.
and we laughed and talked until 2 o clock.
He knows that I know all about that little
affair of his at college la.t year, and lie
thought I was telling Louisa about it and
we were laughing at bim. Ob, I tell you,
be was fairly wild."
"I'm glad to hear it. Xow, when mj
brother gets troublesome, I just ask the
girl he nsed to be engaged to to spend the
evening with me. Of course he has to take
her home, and I nearly die of laughingorer
now awkward be feels."
"What a splendid Idea! Still, brother
have their uses one learns from them bow
to manage the other men.1
Doesn'-t oner Now, for instance, when
they dine at the bouse, how would a girl
Know mat t ncy were dying for an after din
ner smoke if she bndn't a brother?
'very true, and he would be cross and
they would fall to quarreling before they
knew it."
Mercy, yes. Then, too. you can find out
from your brother what they are really in-
tereett' in, and it saves a lo of time not
tne races and from politics to tennis to una
wbat be wants to talk about"
"Indeed it does. It's awful, though, if
your brother gets mad and tells"
"Indeed it is. Mine doesn't dare to now,
though, he knows if he does I will just tell
Edith all abont Kan. You see he has told
her that he never proposed to any girl but
her, and well, I happen to have a letter
from ran telling me all about it."
"You are in luck. Why that letterought
to be worth a couple of bonnets and an
escort to several parties a season.
"It is. I've only to mention it and I get
whatever I want, though, of course, I only
use it In extreme coses.
"Of course. He'd get anstomed to it if
you used it too often. I do pity fctella."
"Why? She has three brothers."
"I know, but they are none of them in
love, and she can t do a thing with them."
"Bat they will be some day. Well, I
must go now. I've promised Phil to go
witn mm to select an eogaKement ring
There's a silver hairpin that I need dread
fully"
"But the ring you select will never suit
Louise.
"Oh, that's all right. He doesn't know
it, but I went to the shop with her yester
day, ana she selected the one she wanted.
In return she Is to use ber Influence with
Phil to make him get papa to take back
what he said to poor, dear Fred. Goodby,
dear.' Cblcago Tribune.
A Cautious Preliminary.
"I want to see the editor," said the man
with a club. "Is be in?"
"Yes, he is in," replied the Intelligent of
fice boy, "but you bad better step Into the
room adjoining nrst and see Mr. Coke.
He's a lawyer."
"Wbat on earth do I want to see a lawyer
for? It's the editor I came to see, and I'm
going to thrash him."
"Yes, that's all right, but still yon might
do well to see the lawyer first. You might
want to make yonr will. After you have
seen tbe editor you may not be able to."
Brooklyn Life.
Discovered.
Baking PoiVder
When in Portland be sure to take in
the greatest novelty at the Exposition.
We shall bake biscuits and cake every
afternoon and evening on our pretty
Jewel tias Stove. Everybody cordially
invited to have a biscuit with us and see
the wonderful merits of Golden West
Baking Powder proved by actual work.
CLOSSET&DEVERS,
PORTLAND, OB.
Perdita Have you noticed that Dickey
Ooolittle is beginning to grow a muntacbt f
Penelope Tut, tut! Bo you've kissed
him, too, have yon? Truth.
in
A Wise Provision of Katnrs.
Teacher What are marsupials?
Boy Animals which have pouches
tbelr stomachs.
Teacher And what d tbey have poucbt
for?
Boy To crawl Into and conceal them
selves in when they are pursued London
I'igaro.
Ko Trade.
Mr. Manygtrls You must not expect that
1 will give my daughter that 5,000 we were
speaking of in actual cash.
Mr. Levelnata Then it's all off. I ain't
going to marry any woman on credit j be to humor him until be could la? secure-
Wlcklow has lieeo very aptly termed the
garden of Ireland; ita prominent feature Is,
Indeed, sublimity wild grandeur, health
ful and refmihing: among ita high and
blenk mountains there are numerous rich
ami fertile valleys, luxuriantly wooded,
and with tbe noblest of niagnitlceut rivers
running through them forming, in their
course, a aeries of cataracts. Its natural
graces are enhanced in value, because they
are invariably encountered after the eye
and mind have wearied from gaxing upon
rude and uncultivated districts, covered
with peat, upon the scanty herbage of
which the small aheep can scarcely find
pasture.
It is to this peculiar feature ita richly
adorned borders ami the rugged character
of ita interior that Dean Swift referred
when he likened the country to a "fries
mantle fringed with gold laro."
tne "city or uienrtaiougb, a name
which signifies "the irlen of the two lakes.
owes its origin to St. Kevin, by whom the
abbey was founded early in the Sixth
century. Here in this solitude the saint
laid the foundation of his monastic estab
lishment. It grew rapidly, became a crowd
ed city, a school for learning, a college for
religion, a receptacle for holy men, a sanc
tuary for the oppressed, ao asylum for the
poor, a boapital Cor tbe sick and here he
lived to superintend it for nearly acentnry,
having completed tbe uncommon and ven
erable age of one hundred and twenty
years.
The vicinity of the county of Wlcklow to
tbe Irish metropolis la of prodigious ad
vantage to those who, "in populous city
pent," require occasional Intercourse with
nature, either as a relaxation or an enjoy
ment. And perhaps there are few crowdod
capitals in the world so auspiciously situ
ated so immediately within reach of such
concourse of natural beauties.
Glendalough is situated In the baron T of
Bauynacor. twenty-two Insb miles from
Dublin and Ave from Roundwond. where
car is generally hired by tourists, who usu
ally return to Kouml wood to pass the night,
for a visit to the lake and ruined citr. al
though tbey may be examined in a counts
of hours, ought to occupy a day. For those
wno are not over particular about creature
comforts, however, there is a tolerable inn
at Glendaloiigh.
One fine July mornlmt some years back.
t made up my mind to pay a visit to (Uen-
dalougn. and having Informed my friend
loin fow-r. of my Intention, he agreed to
accompany me. Tom was an anient ad
mirer of the beauties of nature, in fact, he
was acknowledged by competent critics to
be an artist of considerable ability. So. of
course, his chief motive In going to Wick
low was to ail his portfolio with sketches
of its charming scenery.
Arriving at the railroad station with onr
valises packed, we bad no sooner purchased
our ticketa than one of those unforeseen
circumstances, which occur at leant once
in tbe Iifeof every human being, compelled
torn rower to rorego bis contemplated
trip, at least for that day.
lie intimated that he would be obliged to
postpone his departure until the f olio win r
morning, urging me at the same time, as he
was aware that I had nothing of impor
tance requiring my presence in Dublin, to
undertake tbe journey alone and to secure
if possible a place of habitation where we
might make ourselves at borne during our
oner sojourn, lotbls proposal I acquiesced
without demur, and was soon on my way
to Wicklow. On reaching Glendalough,
I was taken to tbe Inn, an unpretentious
Hostelry, bull, notwithstanding ita home
liness, thought I, provided tbe larder he
properly supplied, I may enjoy myself as
well as If I engaged rooms at Gresham's.
In U Uonnell street.
After partaking of a light Inncheon. I
saunterea lortn irom tbe inn.
Tbe sweetness and the serenity of nature
gradually brought on pleasant fits of mus
ing. After a three hours' ramble I bad
beauties enough to fill the sketchbook of
my friend, Tom Power, who I have said
was an enthusiastic lover of the pictur
esque.
As the shadows of evening began to steal
over the country, I concluded it high time
to bid good night to the misty mountains.
So closing my portfolio, I betook myself
back to the inn. My ramble during the
day having sharpened my appetite, I sat
down and enjoyed a henrty meal. I also
partook somewhat freely of a bottle of
wine. Adjoining the dining room was my
sleeping apartment.
I sat for some time, lost in a strangcklml
of reverie, when the door opposite to me
ana communicating with tbe bar was
opened by mine host. He informed me
that be was abont to retire for the night,
wisoetl me pleasant dreams and finally left
me alone after be bad finished overhauling
my lamp, unee more I sat buried in modi
tation, indulging at the same time in the
luxury of a meerschaum. For a Quarter of
an Dour I puned away In perfect silence.
My attention was simply occupied with
tbe curling mists of tobacco smoke that
oppressed tbe atmosphere of my chamber.
wane gazing at the blueisb clouds that
were circling toward tbe ceiling, I was
somewhat surprised to see a specter, as I
imagined, cautiously open tbe door. His
face was colorless as parchment, his hair
and beard black as coal and bis eyes large.
luminous ana liiiiiia. He was attired In
black from head to foot. His movements
were stealthy.
After crossing the threshhold he locked
tbe door and withdrew the key. I felt over
come with amazement, although he bore
tbe appearance of a man of most exalted
station. His next movement was to throw
himself Into a chair exactly opposite to me
and help himself to a glass of wine. I was
absolutely astounded, still I did not Inter
rupt the fellow; be seemed to relish the
wane, and continued repeating the offense
until tne bottle was more than half empty.
-wcatwinne aonextr'l asked myself.
My astonishment Increased as I beheld
him draw forth from his breast pocket a
bright steel poniard, throwing at the same
time a sinister glance at me as he placed
tne murderous weapon on tbe table.
Presently be produced a pad, which he
handed to me, after scribbling thereon the
following laconic announcement)
"I am a Spanish noble!"
"Spanish fiddlestick!" thought I. "If
you are a nobleman, the rudeness of youf
actions greatly belie you. for what noble
blemnn, be be Spanish, French or Irish,
would have tbe unblushing effrontery to
disturb tbe solitude of a perfect stranger
as you have done?"
My answer on the pad was briefly this:
"Glad to make your acquaintance."
The fact Is i fancied at the time he was
non compos mentis, some encagied bed
lamite, and thought my safest plan would
but tht fiend, anticipating mf action, had
the advantage of m tor In the twiokllnir
of an eye the mysterious villain stood
erect before me flourishing the glluerluy
weapon ovar his bead in a brigandlik and
menacing position. I had no weapon of
defense, not even a blackthorn stick, H
perceived my trepidation and seemed to
exult in It. I was about to call for help,
but on recelviug auother baailUklike
glance from the eyes of the demoniacal
Spaniard my tongue refused Ita office. My
next Idea was to Hug, but I could find ne
bell. By a simple motion of his deadly
poinard he next indicated that he would bir
happy to relieve me of my watch. I ao
ceded to his polite request, and would have
given all I possessed to escape frvn such a
frightful dilemma. The burglarious ruf
flan, having obtained poaseaslon of my
chronometer, seemed to be fully satisfied.
A grim, sarcastic smile lit up ills pile
features as he pocketed my walch, atrtMlt
slowly to the door and placed tbe key in
the lock.
After surveying me In apparent derision
for some moments he made use of the fol
lowing unmeaning and nonsensical ejacu
lations as he took his leavo:
"Ha! hal ho! hoi hul hut he! he! hi! hi!"
After his departure I thought of alarm
Ing the house at once, hut after mature
consideration I concluded to let bygones
be bygones. "Who knows," reasoned L
but even now the miscrenut mar have a
doxen eonfiHleratea, each armed with a
deadly stiletto and thirsting fur my blood."
tlaviug thus aatisiled myself, I immedl
ately locked myself in and the amassln
out At length I sought the repose of my
peaceful couch, a wiser if not a richer man.
But my rest was dist urbed. In my dreams
saw midnight specters. Lnpltasaut
phantasies haunted my brain. The next
morning I arwe wilh an nrhlug head. 1
rclatod to miue host all that hail occurred.
He evinced great surprise ami shortly aft
erward announced tbe arrival of my friend.
Tom IHjwer. The next moment Tom
rushed Into the dining room. His face was
wreathed in smiles.
"Glad toseeyou.cld boy," said he. "You
look pale and worn: what's the matter?
Did you not sleep well?" ( descriiml to
bim my strange nocturnal visitor of the
preceding night "Should you behold this
Spanish noble again," he asked, "would
you remember the face?" "ltememher!" I
exclaimed. "Thunder anil lightning, Tom.
can I ever forget it?"
"Excuse me for one moment," said he, as
he approached the door leading to the bar.
while at the same time he drew some dark
material from bis coat tail pocket He next
raised his hands, as I thought, to udjust
his neckerchief, but, wonder of wonders,
what was my unutterable amazement on
beholding, as be turned bia (ace toward
me, tbe facsimile, the exact counterpart
of my Spanish torturer.
"bold! cried Tom in a stontorlnu voice.
Ha! ha! Ho! ho! Hu! bu! He! Hu!
Hi! Hi!"
Tom," said I, "I demand an Instant ex
planalicn. What induced you to" -
Calm yourself," interposed Tom; "quell
your anger my explanation is this: You
rememlier on the night of tbo masquerade
ball in Dublin a few months ago you per
pet rated a practical Joke at my expense?
Well, I resolved then to return tbe com
pliment some day, and yon see how benuti
fully I bave succeeded. It is simnlr a case
of diamond cut diamond. My sole reason
for not accompanying you on the train vea-
terday was that I might purchase this wig
and beard. I arrived here late last night
and hearing you were about to retire I con
coded a scheme, in which the landlord,
who is food of a joke, admirably assisted
me."
Tom," said I, "your thesnlan skill Is
proportionate to your ability as a painter,
I readily admit that I made a grand faux
pas last night in mistaking an old frirnd
for a Spanish robber, iicturn my chro
nometer and accept my forgiveness, for al
though I turned the laugh against you lu
Dublin, I must candidly coufeas that you
outwitted me In Ulendalougb." Barry
O'Connor in New York News.
FAR At WltK.
Sot en ihu broad coat tun t stent, hut In fn
Mt-xtoo, South Amurlaa, tht litliniuiot Pahnins
slid ixaliere, uoatsiiar istuDisiiii aitteri i
lords to nliubiunis and ojuiirnvra iiroisutlon
nsxltm tualsrla. 1 lis miner, the Irmhlv arrived
luimtaTAiii. tne tltlvr ot the virxin toll uswljr
rotibvtl ot lit foreatl tv tht ax ol Hit ptuimr,
nuu in tut upiro anii-iuiiru aiswine a r
server acshtat the coiaonuua iuIkmu K btch in
vast dimrU la rich In natural rwiuiirexa It vol
Ivrtlle In dUvsae. It annlhllstisi diaordera of
Ihe atcmsch, liver and bowels, ftirtitlva Ihoae
aim ua It aiisiiiat inouiuniin siiiuvntt tirvti
and fttxtinvd by outdoor ejurcla. Imiisva senlsl
warmth Into s Irani I'lillkil by a rigorous linn-
iieraturo, snu rotsi ot tht tr row r to hsrin morn
ing and evrulns mixta ami vapors union wlib
uuriiiiinora; sirt'iisinena ins aits, ana cou
pun incipient kidney trouble.
NoOthor Exeirne edtst. Illma WhvdM't
you buy one of theiui tuiilitonaoj lonir-tHtled
Costa? llrlKKi (after a palnltil paint) IIIkk, I
am iwi aoort.
sore-
un-
a hirm iNst'KAscK rouoT.
Kvery man ought to have one, but a long
itep towards that Is the posaesslon of All
ot it's Posot't PtAsTts. It is certain thai
they prolong life by relieving the strain
that comes from continued siidering.
Many a msn can endure a sharp disease
belter than be can the wear anil tear ol
pains, little In themselves, yet rolialant in
their strain upon me system.
A weak back, stilfiiess of the lolnts.
nesa of the mucle, seem to mam
a-ortliv of anraial notice. Yet thrv d
s little to exhaust the powers of jihyaloil
endurance. Aurora's Foaotrs 1'iastks
relieve them at once, and no wise man will
fall to use them on the first sign of pain
It is a very small premium that he has to
pay.
liaASbasTu's Pills will ours indigestion.
After a woman has bven married three wet-k"
li doosu't like to have her litioband around the
bou.e lu the daytime.
Stati or Ohio, Ctnr or Touno I
I.IVA cm ntv. i
Frank J. t'liE.sav wsket oath that ht It the
senior iMrlner of the II rm ol K. J. t hnkv ,4 Co..
doing buaineaa ill tlieetiy of lolMio.fOiiiitya- u
Siste alorvmtd, and that said Unit will pay the
turn ol ON K lit SIHi:i lml.LAHM lor each and
every cse of Catakkii thut cannot lie cured bjr
the ue of Hall's Catarrh ( i-kk.
tHANK J. CIIKSKY.
sworn to b fore me and mtMsirilivd In my
pretenee this 6th day of Iwi'inlnr. A. I).
lEAtl A. W. til.KASii.N,
Aotarw I'wWlr. I
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finii . mnirii 11 rv ihrtii iiiivi imi,,t, wiii
acta directly on the tilood and mitcoiia aurricea
of Ihetratviu. twud for tcntlmmiUla, liee.
K. J. CIIKSKY it CO..
Toledo. O.
sold ly drugKlatt; Tsoent.
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If thing
flrtlmt, there's sol
thing unuaual
the way of Mil)
f j it. Where evi
soMxrmm vsvsvtal.
. as a medicine. Is
r. llnrey'a Golden
Modioli lilAoovtry.
Iiecniise of
totno-
In
aulllllg
everv
oilier niedli'liui of
ita kind only vrvm-
, tlilt la pMiirna
Itnti. If it avtu
fails to bentflt or cure, you have your money
back. -
It a the only guaranteed remedy for every
disease caused by a disordered liver or Im
pure lilisxl. livHM-phla, Uillonsiieaa, the
mt aliilHsu-n biUin, rU-ulp and eh-roftilous
aiToctltuia, even Consumption J or I.nng
ecrofula) in its earliot stages, all are cured
by it
It purifies and enriches the blood, routes
every organ Into healthful action, and re
sbirca strength ami vigor. Iu building up
uhsia rhiktren, or to invigorate ami brace i AY
np the system after " Grippe," pneumonia, j
fevers, and other pnaitmtiiig acute diaeaata, 1
nouniig ran roust - mtoovery."
luu pay only inr uie pootf you get
(
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Or. Cole.
SPECIALIST.
rimi Yias in roRTUNb,
8PECIAL RATE8, 1
5 Par Month ; Medicinal Frta.
fncta.
&Oota.,and
tLUUptr UottkC
One oeut a dose.
TTTTB riaaAY COTrnil i'lrua umniutlv Ci4rsa
wnarw au otnars lau. cousna, roup. sora
Throat, Hoarmaneee, Whooplqf Couth and
Mamma, nir wonaumptica It Das no nvsij
taken in time. (dd by ImiggUts on a iuar
aniev. ror a iama iiaoa or f n-su nav
BMIL.OH BELLADONNA PLASTHRsI.
CH1L0H'SCATARRH
Have vtiuCatarrli I Thla remetlr Is aniaran.
Cat Bnamellne Stovs rolltb ; no dutt, no small
Tar Oismia for breakfast.
Hood'sss Cures
teed to cure you. I'rloe.aUuta, injector free.
DR. GUNtrS
ONION
SYRUP
FOR COUGHS,
COLDS
AND CROUP.
GRANDMOTHER'S ADVICE.
InMitntfaffeirHw'mr . hlMM. m enlv rmm
iKty for jiurh,OoHi nd CnupirM onion eiTnisv. it
Uftitt MnctHir. t v-4 r M It fDfif yrmrm ,
now inTffrmntiPnilt.rnri k Pr, O'iuH"-"!!!! or mp
whloh l$ alnMuly rrravrvl and mare ptMMtl l h
BLOOD poison
I A SPECIALTY.
This oltVir amid for M dsya from dale nf thla
psr. IV ttifoiit; ii will fi)iirnr ii((-iH, An
i hroslo, Ntntui, gltot, lain, Private tni Waillna
Dutaatt ijnli kly and partn nieutly eure. ly
wcit.t rnea mired, no mailer how msny hnva
fulled, ae Ineurabln to soma doeiort are
ll) enrol by olh- r. Medlelnea arnt prlvstsly
to any addreaa. Hkllef si once. Dl.imaoa of
women a atHiiiallv.
IS Third Mtreat, rorlland, Orsgun.
Brooklyn Hotel
m m Buib .1 , In Francises.
Thtt favorite hotel it nnder tht manaitemeul
ol t I1AKI.KM MONTituMKHY, and laaaamxl II
net Hit heal yaralljr and Ktitlueat Men's liulal
In Han PranuiK'o.
Home ComfortsI Cuisine Unexcelled 1
rint-4-laaa atrvlot and Iht hlihaal tiandarit !
re.peelsl.HUjr (uaranuwd, Hir m.s sihimi rr
r)xid or srnisxa nsd mnfort. Moaid and
room tier dav. I1.2f.. II M). SI 7A ,,1 t.Mii. !..
and rwun par wi, 17 to ii f; ainflt roumi, tor
hi at, rrea ouacB iu ana from hotel.
DOCTOR
Pardee's twii
THE GREAT CURE
KOR-
INDIGESTION
-AND
CONSTIPATION.
I'rlmnfT. KtwihI
rv or ToriUrf
i ivTPDiits porrnanrmir erirm in ia io,-n
I ona trruivHi siIiaiuM fur tb snmo prf
nnw raurupivHi w in inuMwuonnticr
pro wa win comrnri tortiro tnm or n-iutta
ftid iiTiptnMjf Cfmilutf. niurtwa I art eHHthMo.
iwiiSt ll wj inn iq niro.
Regu!ator of O12 Liverand Kidneys
h-n mrbf and
Jf you hartl tkrn
itflii it. flO'l kt
'lmpi?a.'mM'r-4 olorrU UiMts.l lrrm nut
pnr vi iiio (KKir, sinir or I yrnrai tiiinmii
ui, 11 ts ihi MrptiMiiia tlf.wn roisos
that csitninU'fl turura. V thiik)! thm rmmI
bllniit rnM- n1 rhaltrna lhi wrll ft
m cntM we canni t ur, i ti)fiiiAhajiaiia.)r
eiMHav. ,ooo t-ni(tiil h"hlnd o ir ancundl
iwnn (rtmniou-if. AiHMiiuir nrtMnritiirtijii
tiftVA tv Atlll tU niton lo Tvwi.lv. tt.lcMr. IU
n-itnm, m ucnii s-it'rt iti tixottin, Ntrs i brtMi,
Charlc J. O'Brien
t SsTl fflsUl fO BAT rhal I hsrik Uattafl flVW.at
comi-Uiin Bud trlfi many mrliclnt s in vUi.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
waa rewmmeniled and It helped nit. 1 hve
taken thrra siltit aud am tn'iMy eurrd a d
"Joy "od health am! a od ai'tne. I take
plrau; in reeommtndtna lino-l't st'aaoa-
ilila." ( h.si s. J. ( Huns, sot Rlotimoiid
Street. W.f T.ir.,tifn (Int.
Hood's Pills art tht bvat afler-dlnner 1'llla
Rushing
INTO THE GREAT-
SASKATCHEWAN
VALLEY.
The wla men of Washington, Idaho, Orefoi
and the H'eat are
Securing: Free Land
in Alberta,
Our Atoaoaphara.
Onr atmosphere la composed of air (a
mixture of seventy-seven parts by welit'it
of nitrogen ami twenty-one parts of oxy
gen), with variable proportions of carbonic
acid, aqueous ration and ammonia, tbe
latter in excewlinirly small utiaiitititw.
How It came here awl whence its origin no
man can venture to say. it is known tliat
the suns anil the planets have atmospheres.
but at present little Is known concerniim
the component parts of the atmospheres of
those far off globe. The spectroscope Is,
however, beicinaing to reveal aomethiiur of
their true character. It is generally con
ceded that the moon has no atmosphere,
the theory beinif that the scoria I and vol
canic lavaa absorbed the air and water of
that planet millions of year, aifo. HL
Louis Kepnblic
Mountains of British Columbia.
British Columbia bas a leuKth of 800
nilea, and averages 400 miles in width. To
whoever crosses tbe country it seems tbe
scene of a vast earth disturlmnce.' over
which mountains are scattered without
system. In fact, however, the Cordillera
belt is there divided into four ranges, the
Rockies form nit tbe eastern boundarr.
then the Gold range, then the Const range,
and, last of all, that partially submerged
chain whose upraised pans form Van
couvcr and the other mountainous Islands
near the mainland In the Pacific. A vast
valley flanks the southwestern side of tbe
Rocky mountains, accomnanyinit tbem
from where they leave our northwestern
states in a wide, straight furrow for a dis
tance of TOO miles. -Julian Ralph In liar
pera,
Her folks Wera Methodists.
One of our leadioK physicians rnconn-
tered this incident In the family of one of
ma patients: Tbe father was iriv ns his
little (drl some relieious instructions, when
sbe Interrupted bim witn:
1 Just bate tbe Jews."
Oh, that's wronn. my dear." he said.
Why do you feel aof"
I bate 'em because tbey bated Jesus no
bad."
But, my child." said the father. "Jesus
was a Jew himself."
Why, I didn't know that." said tbe
little one In astonishment. "I alwars
thought he was a Methodist." Louisville
Commercial.
tia ricasius Them.
Tonth Wba what is your father stamn
lng around forf
Maiden I to'd him yon wanted tomarrv
me, ana rm airani he's looking for hWcane.
Youth-O-o-o! Go tell him it's all a mis
take and I don't want to marry you.
Mamen Horrors, nol Then ho d eo rush
ing around for bis gun. Good News,
. A Square Dead.
Two vagrants called on a kind old lsdv
in tne suouros or xnew 1 orit.
To which of you shall I sivs this nick.
el?" she asked.
First Tramn Give it to htm. madam. FT.
has purchased the route from me. and I am
taking him around lo introduce lilni to the
customers. Texas Sifting.
-a sfxciriu roR
spoRTSf,uH mm i
Wo hftvft hint 1hii.k1 An Ml.vnt 1iU.r,nr. 11 lust.
FIREARMS AND SPORTING GOODS.
If you are In nerd of anything- lu thla llne.aend
nm yuur name ami aawillaeiKl you one by
byra-
Th lt farmlnr land In A merles. Res whs
American farmer tav of It: couv uf their testi
mony, with nisn.HKNT KRKK. Add'taa L. A
HAMILTON, Land Commtulonur. Winn net: 1)
M(;NICLI.,(i. F. A., Montreal, ur any aeul ol
iu aiiauiaii raciuo asuway.
'August
Flower"
" I am happy to state to yon and
to suffering humanity, that my wife j
nas usea your wonderlul remedy,
August Flower, for sick headache
and palpitation of the heart, with
satisiactory results. For several years
she has been a great sufferer, has
oeen under tne treatment of eminent
physicians in this city and Boston,
ana iouna utile rciiet. sat was in
duced to try August Flower, which
gave immedaite lelief. We cannol
say to much for it," L. C. Frost,
Springfield, Mass.
turn mail. Address
IKE I. T. HUDSON MS CO..
03 rirat street, I'ortUinI, Or.
J.H.G0LG&C0J
Imrorttiri, Wholi-wiln hhi! .tall
8TOVE3, RANGES.-
TahlclH'H'r'.TIi. nil WimmIcii H ore. I miry Hun.
n l. Tha I..na...r .,. nl . . " '
141 Third Street, Portland, Oregon.
Scrofula, Rheumatism,
Slit Rheum, Neuralgia
lod All Other Blood tail SUnDlMtm.
It U a noaitlTt eara lor !! thnu natnfni a.ii.
rata eompialtiia sua (vmplieatal trmiblas and
weaknaHeammmou smuiig our wires, raulhtra
and dans uu-ra.
inaentx-i ia Imme-ll.ta and Isatlnf. Two or
tnreadoMa ol Ha I'abii a Ktasnt tsktn dallr
kt tha bUmi ecal. Hie I Ivor and kWueia a,X
Ira, and will tuilr,-lver,lir.i. i k.
all Irar. of M. rt.lula, naK Khtum, or any oihar
lurtnol hlmiddianua.
Ko madtcliitsvvr I trdiied In thli sonntry
haarntl with aueh rea.tr axle, nor (Iran ueh
iiiilreraal ..ll.I.et on wlitntvar Uawi at that of
Da. 1'iatir.ra Hsaxny.
inn ramviiy ban IsM'n a-l In tht ho-tilialt
lliriiiiihout tht old world for tlia nut ..m..
lira tesra aa a aiino lor iha
and it hat and will curt when allothar ..muiiI
remviliFa lall.
Head for uamtihlat nf iMiimimi.i. r..n ,....
who hn bean eiir-d l Its lt firusslata M
It at I .00 par IwlUs. fry II and be cuutlnowl.
ror tal. by
MACK & CO.,
0 and II Front St San Franoltoo.
SOCIETY
BADGES.
A. rBLDKNHKIM
KR, Uaitlnc Jew
tlar of tha I'anltti
North weal, ken pat
laraa atix-k ol all
M EC RET HOVIKTi
hauukh on hand
lleat Kooda at low
sat fliruroa. Hadce
maaa to oruer.
KIDNEY,
Bladder. Crlnartr and l.iaar lliu., n....
tirsvtl and Dlabtiva are cured by
HUNT'S REMEDY
THI
BEST KIONIT
AND LIVER
MEDICINE.
r1' IliiMSsw. -'saw1
Tbe Best
Watcnroof
Coat
In the
WORLD I
Tha riHH ItRANO Sl.ICKEK la warranted wttar
pnof.andw11lkeeriynuilrylaUiahanleatatria. lhl
imt rvMxt.it ni.ii kkk ia a eeneci r a na oust, ami
leovenitheestirtaaadla. llewartaf imitations. Lhitl't
iliuv a ivritt lr the " Yh Brsnti" la notes It. Ilin.tra-
tm cataiom ma, a. J. TOWKK. nnnion, .
EOCEIME.
la a Hnaelul I, ..nit nl n,,M,l, tn ki.i
nauuiac-iureaxpreaaiy lor r AM 1LY I HK.
IT 14 A I'KKUCCT If.l.UMINACOH.
I IS ntUU riHK IKHT.
it is or unipoiim uuai.itv
Weinarniileell to be tha hkiiiwt amanaia
" " n.iaiaisinso oik Aal lor It,
8TAWPARD QH. COMPANY.
MASQUERADES, PARADES,
w a ..t i l l it llir.tTiiliiii a
KVsrvtn UK in the altova llti. I'n.lin urin
Beards, l'ropertles, Us)ra and Flay llwka, tie .'
furnished at o-reaifv roitiieed rates stui in inna
nor qimuiy i,y meoiriest, larKeat, beat reunwnvd
and therefure only rtllabte Tlwntrlral Hwmih
UtHiSt On tht I'lwtfUi floruit. C.ortvitnnAoni.A .
llclted. UoLiMTKiH A Co., 2d, at and 30 O' Carroll
atreet. alwt K22 Murkat atreet.Han Kraneluio. u .
""li" inrmrn on im uwut, to whnm ws re
peetfullt refer.
Art nssrat
f ta 1 s a. i
bntlneta than has aT.r been known. bMau'a of
ineproionae'i aenreamon In sll lines. Thoaa
whosttend tht PORTLAND BUSINESS C0LLE0I
no, wlll bt prepared for ood poaltlona whan
thit Comltia wava ol nr,rw..u. .u, ...... .... .
land. Bond for ratsloiriia. Aililre.. i am.
l, D.in.l..l ...;! . V. - ' "
iMR.C WINfinWC 8ooth.no
. Hiiivi niiiwbvii u oyaup
i - FOR CHILDREN TtRTMIain ,
i Fe salt ht all lfn.nl.. SS C'eata a kMtta.
U a f r irotrnrrf WLFS known br molattitt
tin mim "m Paeapiratlnp. oooiio Intcnae lujulna
TUHS on IrtsTALLM knts, Iteat mnkea,
i-owosl prices. Heiid for estiilount.
n.v. r. aa aa, ttlpoti, i ni
Canaa For Grlaf,
Mr. Binks Why so nnhonnrf
Mrs. Binks I bate that Mrs. Neirloor
wlth a deadly bate, and I'm Derfnctlr mis
erable over It.
Mr. Binks She doesn't know It.
Mrs. Binks That's why I'm nnhanoT.
New York Weekly.
YOU
GOT
PILES
patr-ptrttti
bUituuitKtor Piioaauwi-a WisiJ
YtKUn ATON'-BT')
lis Rn.SAM.itn Pti t Dctirnv
wtiiH 1014 rtlrsotl en rmrto ittorktiA
bsorbs tumors, lJy I Uihl nq, ttlXtiX tai,
inrmsjuriiitntrs, I b.i. imiKtTlsVf
raiwUi. Jr Bu.fcinko.l'tjUsdslpliisv.i'
HUNT'S REMEDY
Ourtt Hrtghfa Dtaaaas, ReUintlnn or Non-w.
i'd. Urine, Pslns In tbe Baek, Loins or
HUNT'S REMEDY
HUNT'S REMEDY
ftTnl".,,?" !?"""""( Hesdsehe, Jaundice, Hour
stomach. HyapepaU, Con.ll patlnn and files.
HUNT'S REMEDY
AO n AT IIMIK on th. ari.i . .
A ft V.4 -V 'i a." " !,,' ""'' ntedlo'net
I til. Hundreds hare been tarwl who hare been
given np to die by friends aud phy.lolaiu.
OLD HV At At IHI'taJISIR.
e i ii
FflAZER AXLE
Best intheWorldinnr A OT
Get tha ennainBilillhllXl-
' SoldEvarrwhsralUIIUlUl.
H "fK triwii arv, t.
nf . Portland. i.
Jl
Texas Sittings.
Mot Much I ,
"Is yon friend Wilklns the sort of tnnn
who would borrow a dollar from you sj .1
ly ptnoed In the custody of bis keener.
Again the fantast ic nobleman used the pad
and placed the following terse sentence in
my hand, "Can't return tbe compliment,'
Enraged at this wanton Insult I stained
to mv feet snd flnno tha nnd In hi. 1
Not On.
Police Commissioner OlTJcer Mularkev. i
you are charged with being asleep while on
posi ana on auiv.
Officer Not RUllty, sir. I was off post
" neve- nav It bsekf" k my reel sua nang tne pad Ia his face. ' unttty. sir, i was
N. P. N. U. No. W7-S. f . 5. IT. No. M Hot from m,"-Itwtt Tribuasj Ur ne5It Amia " PoaUrO, w tim rmoud't Monthi.
1
Dtlves snd Dtoala
who bara weak Innns or Aath
ma, sbonld tue Fiao'aOtntfor
Conanmptlon. It has eared
thonamaa. ft has notinlnr
ad one. It la ooc bad to take.
Itlatbetwtteougharrup.
bow erarrwatra. awe,
5
i 1 iKM
u3 W
"HE THAT WORKS EASILY, WORKS"
SUCCESSFULLY." CLEAN HOU8E WITH
SAPOLIO
RHEUMATI.M CURED BVTHB liie nr
Moore's Revealed Remedy.
iMfir!' Tth. a-
... ""'(, "ss, jsnnary lo.-
i ....... . . . ir a ii.'wi mi t niirni euiirn rm ir tri .At m Bar At'irw v iiivn.
Mi dontoi I ioiiM let did him no anM Vonra In STttliiidt
vita. . v. rtIxui.
WW w 0m DBVHIIT.
MA TIM SI wheu the hut