The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, February 24, 1893, Image 4

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    MISUNDERSTOOD.
IRoyal Baking Powder.
THE GOVERNMENT TESTS
ESTABLISH ITS ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY.
Data from tht lattst Official . S. Govtrumtnt Riport en Baking
Powders, Vtpartmtnt of Agriculture, Built tin tj, page pp.)
Royal is placed first of the cream of tartar
powders, actual strength, 160.6 cubic inches of
leavening! gas per ounce of powder.
Every other powder tested exhibited a much
lower strength than the Royal, the average
being 33 per cent. less. ,
Every other powder likewise showed the
presence of alum or sulphuric acid.
The claim that this report shows any other powder of su
perior .strength or purity has been denounced as a falsehood
by the Government officers who made the tests.
What Inwarr) pain w sometime fast
, . Whm we have beVn mlsunderetoodl
Hew doth arTectlod' warmth corneal
Whan III lutein's coined oat of goodl
s How maoy bleeding hearts there are ,
Whose greatest blls wan doing good.
Vet for their lova received a scar
' Prom dearest friend oiUunderatoodl
When death hath closed the eyeeof one
Whose heart beat ever fur our good.
How aad to know their setting sua
Was dimmed by ua misunderstood!
Tis then wa feel the pain we gav
A parent, friend or neighbor good.
And grief overwhelms as Ilka a wave
Too lata, too lata misunderstood!
Oh, could wa but live o'er the past
And weave our web of Ufa onoe more.
Glad raya of sunshine would wa oaat
Where doubt aud darkness reigned be
fore! Bone la not dead the Present Urea
Let as redeem It as we should:
The flower that's crushed mora fragrance
gives
Than had It Uved-mlsnndentoodl
Bnt One there la who never falls ,
To read the heart of man aright.
Though tossed on life's tempestuous gales,
God will sustain us by hie in!?, ht.
Let all our aiuut in Ufa be pure
Men mar misjudge etill cling to good.
At last the victory shall be sure,
And we shall then be understood!
John Intra,
I following aa Old Instinct.
I I think r that there ran be no
Idoubt that the pointer and setter in
acting in their characteristic man
ner are following an old instinct
connected with an important piece
of co-operative pack strategy, al
though the peculiarity has been en
hanced by human training and selec
tion, and the sportsmen with their
guns have supplanted and there
fore act the part of the dog's natural
comrades in the chase. Uontempo-
Cat and Babbits Harmonise.
A mother cut belonging to Joseph
Groves, who lives near Meaver Falls. Pa-
lost Iter two kittens two weeks ago, but
he immediately adopted two young rub-
01 is, which she is tenderly rearing. Fussy
ana unnnw are wen contented.
Watson's Peerless Polish, the
only dressing; for fine shoes
that will not crack or injure
the leather. Sold, under an
absolute guaranty, by all deal
ers. ,. '
Valued Indorsement
of Scott's
Emulsion
is contain
ed in let
ters from
the medi
cal profes
sion speaking of its gratify.
ing results in their practice.
Scott's Emulsion
of cod-liver oil with Hype
phosphites can be adminis
tered tvhen plain oil is out of
the question. J It is almost
r.s palatable as milk easier
to digest than milk. - -
1 '' 1" ' ''-sw't-tlwrn.K-- AO aVeasiHav
C HATCHED TEN MONTHS.
A troublesome skin disease
caused me to scratch for ten
mouths, aad baa been
ctfroii by a few days' use cf
"ii. IT. Wolff, Upper Marlboro, Md
SVIFT'RSPEOIFIC
. I was eared several years ago of white swelling
In my leg by using f??Tk and have, hod no
symptoms of re IfiS&iSJ -onl ' the db
esse. Many prominent physicians attended me
and all failed, bnt S. 8. S. did the work.
1'aix W. KuucPATnicK, Johnson City, Tens.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis
eases mailed free. . ,r ..
Swift SraciFfc Co.,
I ': Atlanta, Ga.
in ii
A tlrlgaad'a Courtship.
It is said that the captain of a rob
ber band who desires a wife does his
courting after this style: Casting his
eye on some fair village maiden, he
descends upon the occasion of a dance
04 the green, and mingling with the
dancers manages to dunce with Un
fair one himself. Then be charms
her with his grace aud the beauty of
, his dancing, whisper love messages
in nor ternned ears for well she
knows with whom she i dancing
and circling ever nearer and nearer
to the outer edge of the company he
suddenly gives a whistle, and his men
appear in a moment and dash off
with the prize, the leader covering
their retreat by a fusillade of fire
arms which the villagers dare not
return, being too much cowed by the
bandit's daring. " '
Honorable marriage by a captured
priest who is held in readiness is of
fered to the girl, who dare not refuse
to become the brigand's bride, know
ing she can never return to her home
below the mountains. It is said that
these marriages are exceptionally
happy, and that the men love their
abducted prizes with constant af
fection, and that the villages from
which they are stolen are forever
after safe from fire and rapine at the
hands of the band. Detroit Free
Press. , ,
To Make the Best Pood.
Mrs. Ellen H. Richards. I tit tine tor in
Sanitary Chemistry in the Mas-schnsettn
tnatitnte of Technology, save " Bak
ing powders prepared Irom soda and
cream of tartar chiefly are, when pat np
in tin cant witn tee makers name and
label, much more reliable than any othei
form of bread-raising preparation."
Manv receipts are given in cook bookt
and newspaper for making biscuit,
cake, muffins, crusts, etc, in the olii-
aa mooed way with soar milk and soda.
or cream of tartar and soda. In every
soch receipt much better results will be
obtained by snbetitntina the Royal Bak
ing; rowaer lor tbe soar milk or cream
of tartar and soda. Exactly the same
?as carbonic is produced, but with the
Koyai Baking fowder there is avoided
all alkalinity or acidity in the food, one
of which always results from the old-
laanionea methods because of the im
possibility of mixing the cream of tar
tar and tbe soda or roar milk in the
proper proportions. Besides, the eresin
of tartar bought from the sheps bv the
housekeeper is always impure, frequent- are closed. It's a swindle, sir a down-
"' ' Taking XHekeue Down.
"I am a great admirer of the works of
Charles Dickens, bnt I had a very poor
opinion of the nun," said L. O. Court
ney, now stopping at the Laclede.
"Dickens was a crank of a very offen
sive class. Many peculiarities - may
properly be excused in a mau of genius,
but bonndlras egotism and bad taste are
not of the number. When the author of
the 'Pickwick Papers' visited America
he succeeded, by his boorish manners,
in disenthralling thousands of his wor
shipers on this side of the Atlantic Ho
dressed 'lond,' and his manners were
even more stunning than his dress. He
Was a great pedestrian, and took long
tramps every morning. When he was
in Washington I met him one morning
on the steps of the Capitol. With me
was a young congressman from Tennes
see, whom the great novelist had
offended by his boorishness.
"That morning Dickens was in great
good humor and full of talk. 'I have,'
said he, 'found an almost exact counter
part of Little Nell.' 'Little Nell who?
queried the Tennesseean. Dickens looked
him over from head to foot and from
foot to bead before he snorted out, 'My
Little Nell.' 'Oh,' said theTennesseean,
'I didnt know you had your daughter
with you.' '1 am speaking of the Little
Nell of my fiction, sir," retorted Dick
ens flushing. 'Oh,' said the imperturb
able Tennesseean, 'you write novels, do
you? Don't you consider that a rather
trifling occupation for a grown up man?
Dickens snorted like a quarter horse and
went down the avenue like Colonel Hal
Bterrett on his bicycle." St Louis Globe
Democrat. -
Given Too Many Opportnnltlee.
"I tell you," he said .emphatically,
"something has got to be done, or the
so called business men of this age will
wreck the country. , It's an outrage, sir,
an outrage npon honest men that the
scamps should be given the opportunity
that they are given under the present
system."
"What's the matter now?" the excited
man was asked. j
"Matter, sir, matterr he exclaimed.
"Why, you can't tell whom you can
trust. You find a man in a responsible
position, respected and looked up to by
society, and before you have time to say
to yourself, 'He's all right,' he's cheated
yon in a horse trade or skipped out with
some trust funds. You can't trust any
one, sir. They're all looking for a
chance to get the best of you, and they
don't care how they do it. Look at the
case of the 'Steenth Street bank. Solid
as a rock yesterday and today its doors
ALU FIXED UP.
farinas Coneoetlnns That Fat an Abase
1 Individual Into Proper Condition.
He bad great big satchel in his
right hnnd and an umbrella in his
left as he entered the drug storo.
When he had squared himself in
froutof thesodu fountain he dropped
we satuuei with a tnud and the um
brella with a clatter, and said:
"Gimme sumthin fur the bruin."
"Phosphatef" inquired the girl.
"You know best I want sumthin
that will act as fodder fur the brain.
I jetjt gin a feller a twenty ahillin
gold piece in place of a penny, and I
guess my brain issoftenin up."
She drew him a glass of phosphate,
and he made about three swallows
of it Then he put the glass down
and asked:
"Got anything fur the nerves?"
"Yes, air."
"Gimme Biunthin. Feller Jest
kicked me off a boss car, and my
nerves are right ou the jump. "
He downed the stuff without stop
ping to take breath, and aa he low
ered the glass he asked t f
"Got anything bore fur shivers"
"We have cahnaya.
"Gimme soma Policeman said
he'd run me in, and cold shivers are
galloping up and down my spine."
He drank this mixture with less
haste, and after he had wiped off
his chin he said:
"There orter be sumthin to brace
np the hull system in general, but I
don't know the name of it" . . ..
"We wo have tone," she replied.
"Then gimme some. I'm a groin
out and find that feller who kicked
me and gin him an awful lickin. Put
in a heap of tone and not much
froth."
He drank this with an occasional
interval to ejaculate "Ah 1" and ap
peared calmer as bo said:
"I guess that will purty nigh fetch
me, and I'll top off with sumthin to
make me so boppin mad that nobody
can't hold me. Gimme some pine
apple, lemon, vanilla, strawberry,
vichy and cream all shook up to
gether." He got what he asked for, and as
be paid for the job lot and picked up
his baggage he muttered :
"Brain all right nerves all right
system all right and I'm fightin
mad and ready to die t If I find that
galoot whiff I" New York Herald.
tan riKST taw or katvrs.
This aelf-nreeerretlon la acknowledged as be.
and people who adopt sialnst the eooroaohea of
disessa a genuine mediums! safeguard, sowed'
lied by exntrleuee aud the iauotlott of uhvsl-
alsns, sfl'uru a happy Illustration of the wltdoia
of the eHjrinf , lu the health they restore aud
ooutluue to eujoy. Among the eielsritee, anl'iet
the arowth of whlea Hosteller's Mlomaeh Bit
lers arcurus eintteui tiroivvtton, guesses 01 toe
thine?' and hlsdiler are fiauitht with Uie ut
most peril and exhibit treat nbstluaoy wheti op
posed I))- oruinary nivalis. 1 tie tuners nan sun
will auttdue tbuni. iolrsltmony Is strouserthsn
this, Used at the outset aud perslswutly, the
best results may be expscUil. Hits meulolue
also eradicate liver cuiiiDlalut. eonsiiusUnn.
dytpeixta, malaria, iheumslUtu and nervous-
oess,
"Hsve vou named the baby vet?" "No. Mli
two uui'lre are burking eaoh othi r lu tbe stock
marsui jus now.-
AN tINniHI'UTKU TEST Of MERIT
Till, BBIOST AKO MOMIHC.
A medicine that has been a household
remedy for over fifty years and used lu that
time by more than 1.0,000,000 person must
have great merit Buch s medicine la found
In Kras-I'Sktu's Pills. This fact demon.
stratee the value of these pills batter than
any statement of tbe proprietors. It will
be observed that the dose required to cure
is Niiiall. One or two pills taken every night
utr veil ur iwemy any will cure uyspepsin.
cimtiveneas. rheuiiiatiain. liver comnlahit,
biliotianoss, or any disease arising from an
impure aittia 01 mo mood
tlHANURKTH's i'ills are titirolv vi(table.
absolutely harmless and sale to takeateny
iuie.
Hold in every drug and medicine store,
eituer iaiu or augar-coaieu.
Baxley-What has become of the India rubber
msn msi was ai me museum: suieiiuivs uu
be wss boutiotd.
BVrTCRSt A Nil PILES CUBED.
We positively mire rapture, piles and all ree
mu uisoasua wiuioui paiu or ueienuon rrom bust
a ess. No euro, no car. Also all PrivaU die-
asea. Address for pamphlet Dra. Porterneld a
uueuy, eaa sxsei siraot, nan rrauoiseo.
It Is generally pnenlble to tell how old a prett
lun about how waiiy valentines
girl Is by not;
sue gel.
A coiijth, cold or sore throat should not
be lieKlrottMl. . "AWiin'i Hrtmchuil IVocW
are a simple remedy, and give immediate
She You have to work hard If yon win
ner. me root -i n have to work hard If 1 don't.
Onr readers will serve themselves by
noticing the remarkable offerings advertised
in soother column by the Sherwood Hall
Nursery Co. of Menlo Park and 8aa Fran
Siaco, who are loaders on the coast in far-
Dishing everything for the farm and garden,
It Is to he hoped I hit the bonpsklrt bacillus
win nor rnwi a iwiKmeni in tnis country.
STiTi or Ohio, crrv or Tdlsuo. ,
LiH tn Coi'trrr. t
Faina J. Chknky makes oath that he la the
srulor partner of the firm of K J t hsnsv
Co., doing bulnee lu theoity of ftiledo,euuuty
ano piaie siore-aio. ena tnsi sam nrra win ps
If
You Think
usj oi ax. grvp ui 'Jv, t
not mmwuiuvi
; result you boukl plant
FERRYyS SEEDS.
I Always tbe bast, they are recognised i
uie stsnasra rywun
Ferrr'a Heed Aanaal tbe most
Important oook or uie sina puu-
USDWI. t m inveiiMHJ w
planter, we sena n tree.
a M, FERRY & CO.
DITSOIT,
Mick.
Btr a la the aetrnowtedsw
leadlnc rsmedy for aU ia
Ieneataral otKhsrsee mm
prtvess diseases of mea. 2
certsia ears lor the aWR
muds wsisases pens J, a
to womea.
Inrswifkr 2rreserlbettaB4fsesalt'
TatEvMlCMESWItCa, la rseommeadlas 9
IK iimES, u ,wresvi
Koif nreftlata
: emivm lu. .
ar"T yourfsidea tTTH
Kail. I vd vat. I
,Tfie Timothy Hopkins
Collection of 5weet Peas
Coatslninc twenty-one distinct varieties a Isrge
packitt of eschfurSt.5o, or a packet of the uune
varieties, auxedj for 10 cents. . , r , , . .
12 Carnations (iiaovsrien) -. $1.60
12 Chrysanthemums 9i.oo
12 Pelargoniums taMiKtrsrwieii $1.00
12 Roses niisrirt) j. $1.00
All tiring, htalthf, pot-Qrom ponts, fm 6y mall.
Flower SeedrT,','4wchoi
' v..i varieties, your own
Vegetable 5eeds TT'akjU'
With either of above collections, our haodiomely
I'iuMrsled UA-osee catslouu is sem free. lli i-
sdmitied to be a work of srl, and coauiass reproduc.
tiun, in natural colore, of the twenty-roe varieties now
imiverully retioirntsed si Tbe Timothy Hclclaa
CtMlectloa el wea4 Peaa. .
Sherwood Hall Nursery Co.
an rNANeiaco, cat.
n plan's Remedy for Catarrh Is Vbm era
B.ft, Ksieest to Pas, and Cheapest. I 1
UBoKt by drasxlsla or eeuaxiy mall, j
tan. T. Haeeitta. Wm s LJ
P. K. U. ISO. 48-8. f, V. V. Ko. 668.
iy containing alnrc, lime and sulphuric
acid, while the cream of tartar employed
in the manufacture of tbe Royal Batting
Powder is sppc'sIIt refine i and chemic
ally pure. With the- use of the Royal,
therefore, the food is rendered not only
more Derlect in SDoearance and taste.
but more wholesome.
, - , Lire It Does.
Ths young clerk's eyes flashed as he
read an article in the morning' papers.
It was an outrageous attack upon the
gentleman at the head of his department
for a course of action which was repre
sented as both basa and cowardly. All
tbe correspondence relating to the affair
bad passed through the yonng man's
hands, so he knew that the published
statements were false and most damag
ing to tbe reputation of his beloved chief.
Carrying tbe paper to the gentleman
assailed be asked if he might write a re
ply. The elder man read the paragraphs
calmly, smiled and shook his head.
"What will you do?" the clerk asked,
"Live it down,"1, was the reply, "as I
have done so many other calumnies.
Talking back is the most futile and un
dignified exertion in the world. If you
succeed in cutting up one falsehood
each part will begin to wriggle against
ron. Let it alone and it will die of
starvation." Youth's Companion. ij t,,.
right swindle, and 111 wager that if the
truth were known it would be found
that - tbo officers have been speculating
with" tbe funds or something' of that
tort." '
"Did yon have any money in the bank?"
" Well, I should say I did! Every cent
that I put in my wife's name before I
failed the last time was in that bank."
Detroit Free Press.
A Cat Hypnotises a Bird.
I have soon one case of a snake
charming a bird, but I bad a better
opportunity to study a cat charming
a bird, and probably tbe procoss to
much alike in both. The cat placed
itself ou the outside sill of my win
dow, near to a pine tree. A bird
presently lit on the pine tree, no
doubt not observing the cat The
cat fixed its attention on the bird.
The cat's eyes were widely opened
and shone with a peculiar bright
ness; its head was raised and intent;
the fur on its neck and about its face
6lowly stood up, as if electrified.
Except for this rising of the fur
and a certain intensity of life in the
whole utbtudo of the beast, it was as
still as if cut from stone. The bird
quivered, trembled, looked fixedly at
the cat, and finally, with a feeble
shake of the wings, fell toward the
cat, which boundod to seize it. A
lady tells me that she "does not be
lieve that cats can charm birds, be
cause she has seen a cat trying to
charm a parrot, and the bird, greatly
alarmed, scolded loudly.'' This proves
nothing; the parrot in general, or
more probably that particular par
rot, did not prove a good subject for
the mesmeric power. I have seen
people who cannot be hypnotized.
They resent the effort and nervous
action becomes intensified. Science.
the sum of I INK HDNDKKI) HOI.l.AlUt fur eatt
and every raw of catarrh that rauuot be cured
oytneoscoi mu. Jt:tAH u as.
, - ., KltANK J. t'.IIENKV.
Sworn to before me and auhMrlhvd In mv
pivweorv toisoia oay 01 ueeenioee, A. i'. im.
IflKAIUJ A. W. tflRAMn. .
Xotarv I'uMie.
Ball's Catarrh Cure la telien Internally, aud
acts directly ou the blood anil mtieous surface
OI in system, xenu for testimonials, tree.
K. J. t'HKNKY Je CO.. Toledo. O.
' Sold by drags-lets; 74 eeuta.
Mrs. Wobbles fnhsll never fonret. dear, how
i-tioiic you innsen when yon proposed to me.
atr. miDoiea (witn empoasuo i mis uiiotie.
The proprietors of Kly's Cream Balm do
not claim it to be a oure-all. but a sure rem
edy lor catarrh and cold In the head,
I have been aillicted with catarrh for
twenty years. It became chronic and ex
tended to niy throat, causing hoarseness
ana great aiinouity In speaking; indeed,
for years I was not able to speak more than
thirty minutes, snd often this with great
dilttculty. 1 alno to a great extent lost the
aenm or hearing. Ily the use of Kly's
uream naiui ail dropping or mucus has
oeasfd, and my voice and hearing have
greatly improved James W. Havldson,
Attorney-at-law, Monmouth, III.
Apply Halm into each nostril. It Is
quickly absorbed. Gives relief at onoe.
fnoe, 60 cents at druggists' oi by mail.
Kt.T ItHOTHKa.
SO Warren Street, New York
Tit Osaatat for breakfast
Osa nameitne Stove PoUih : no dast, no ansu.
, Wo Chanee for Joshua.
"I know be isn't handsome, Caroline,"
urged the mother, ''but he is a worthy
man, and I wish you could look npon
his Bait with a little more favor, for
four father's sake and mine. Joshua
rhornbuckle once saved your father
from bankruptcy. ' And a friend in need
Is a friend indeed. s r "
"Yes, mamma, answered Miss Caro
line listlessly, "but he isn't inkneed.
He's bowleKKed." iChicago Tribune.
Testing a Lover In the Metropolis.
A, woman recently tested her lov
er's devotion m a ridiculous way.
It was more whimsical than that of
the beauty who flung her glove to
the lions and ordered her knight to
pick it np, and decidedly more ab
surd. ' '' " '
'Walk from the Battery to Four
teenth street with a soda water bot
tle as a scarfpin, and I'll marry you
tomorrow I" said she. He did. She
kept har word. New York Presst '
Some Men Mover Can Be Serious.
Dunn-Brown I should like to feel
when I die I leave the world better than
I found it.
Jackson My dear fellow. I am unite
lure the world will be better when yon
ire gone. Exchange. .,:'
Baahfulnete and Its Ceases.
The first chief cause of bashfulnest
consists in a man's attention being di
rected to himself. The man who' is
quite at ease in bis office bashfulness
is most often an attribute of the male
sex becomes self conscious in the draw
ing room and very shy. Although ca
pable of joining in the conversation, his
witty remark is forestalled because he
Is too slow in giving utterance to it or
too timid to bear bis own voice. Tbe
ordinary action of his brain is inhibited
by his self consciousness. Tbe second
cause is emotion. Tbe extreme bash
fulness of many men when they are in
love is proverbial, and the surprisingly
few married men who suffer from bash
fulness is noteworthy.
These causes are, however, usually in
sufficient to product bashfulness, bnt
there must be some further necessary
condition.. Many conditions predispose
to it e. g., a highly nervous tempera
ment, deficient moral courage, with
which is associated lack of self assertion.
These may be regarded as constitutional
causes. .".
Another predisposing cause is defect
ive education. The general education
may have been neglected, or the want
of opportunities of acquiring self confi
dence in society may have been experi
enced. Cassell's. - -
' ' ., . A Great Schema. -
, A human phase of city life' down
town, whose verbal brilliancy disap
pears when he puts himself on pa
per, owing to the . badness of his
spelling, thinks he has hit upon a de
vice for relieving tbe embarrassment
of all who are as sensitive in regard
to this failing as he is. Here is the
scheme in his own words: "Talley
rand says that speech is the art of
concealing thought By the same
token writing shpuld be the art of
concealing bad spelling. , What we
bad spellers need is a system of pen
manship npon a basis of radical re
form. Let teachers be sent out wh
will teach us to write a pleasing
band, but in which poor spellingcan
not be detected. I have no time to
work out a system, but it ought to
be easv and verv nrofitahie. For in.
3. F. Chase, a veteran of the Fifth stance, whv not harve 'a' and nrvit-
Maine battery, is reputed to carry ten alike in words in which thev oc-
on his body forty -eight scars. He cur together, with the dot midway
, Pattl and Royalty.
Parti has met and known well
every sovereign in Europe. The
Prince and Princess of Wales havo
always shown her marked attention,
whkti she cordially appreciates, pay
ing sincere homage to the princess,
whom she considers the most beau
tiful woman in England. The old
German emperor was a exeat favor
ite of hers, but when a naive girl at
Homburg, and the then king sent
her a message requesting her to
walk with him in the morning while
ne uranir. uie waters, she sent back
the answeri "Certainly not -I get
up early for no king in Europe."
Later when, a short time before his
death, he sent in word to her to visit
him in his box, apologizing for being
uiwd w gr w ut?r ueninrj me
scenes, she said with tears in her
eyes, "Oh, now, sire, I would run
anywhere to see yon." New York
un. ., , . ;
'No Comparison st iU. ,
Overheard during the election in
the Ealing division : 1
First Laboi-er Well, Bill, are you
going to vote for bis lordshipt
Second Laborer No, I ain't Wot
I says is, we wants more workingmen
in the 'ouse, plain misters, and not so
many of your bloomin lords. Now,
there was Disraeli, 'e was a fine
man, 'e was. "' ' - '
F. L.-Yus, that 'e was. ' f -S.
L. - Well, now, look at that thera
JUST A LITTLE
pain neglected, may become
RHEUMATISM,
; NEURALGIA,
SCIATICA.
... .., LUMBAGO,
just a little
8PRAIN
may make a cripple. .
Just a little
BRUISE
may make serious inflammation.
Just a little
BURN
may make an ugly scar, .
Just a little , -
C08T
will get a bottle of ,
8T. JACOBS OIL.
A PROMPT and PERMANENT CURE.
Years of Comfort against Years
of Patn for ,
JU8T A LITTLE.
Many hrtaht aad useful nobllrattenj corns
rounu to u- annually ana ins awns ui tu
la as refresh ine and welootns as the faces
friends ou Maw Year's Day. Friends' faces
are kept In remembrance; good books for
reference, Inasmuch aa they lead and teaoh
us what is to be done lu many palnlul
straits. One such publication, always fore
most, is before ua, brimful of sound advlue
ami tlis raciest bits or run, ordinal aim
copyrighted, front ths peni of such noted
humorists aa bill Nye, tple If. Head, lau-btiry-News-Man
and others. It la a free
(till or ths seasonal tliel)niKKlt'5onlr,
and will be eimgtit for as the hlahly popu
lar St. Jacob's Oil Faintly Almanac and
ltuok of Health and Humor, tMM. The
work dlllera somewhat Irom its Connor edi
tions, but Is none the less atlriiottve and In
many of Its features the superior of former
numliera. One speolnl feature ii tlie "Olt'ur
of One Hundred Dollars." nnen to all con
testants, the details of which a perusal of
me nook will more fully Kive. uie ai
manao la lent forth by The Oharl A. Vox
elor Oompsny, Baltimore, Md,. proprietors
ofaomeof the beat known aim most reli
able medicinal preparations. A copy will
be mailed to any address on receipt of a
li-cent stamp by the above firm.
Ilk.. Z
TAKSnEART,
tela, it you a suueru's """""I
O fharhrotdo weakness, painful
dlaoldera, and dolloabeduranit.
manta Wia come iu "'""
only hava a posit! v remedy la
Dr. Pleros's Favorite Preat rlp
Uon. If you'll faithfully us. ft,
very dlstnrltance and lrrettu
Jarltyoan lieoeriiianentlyourml.
It's a letfltlinala medicine tor
woman, carefully adapted to
bar delicate) oruanlaatlon. II
builds up aud luvliforatns that
entire eystein. regulates and
promotes all the prmter fuuo
Lone, and restores health suit
''ovurll Prescription n is
ths only remedy tor woman's
ills that's ouamnfesti, K II
falls to MMiellt or curs, you
have your money naua.
Which Is ths beat to try. If you bars Ca
tarrh a madlolne that claims to bsveenrad
others, or a medldna Uiat Is Uoked by
money to cure you I The proprietors of Dr.
Battas Catarrh Kemedy atfrea to ours your
Catarrh, perW'l' nJ ptrmanmUy, or
they'll pay yon HOP la cash.
s.eXS
AOKSm WANTKD,
Oulllt worth 1 0t, free,
Uit Author. t.'lnvis
Uti'l riinilhln'ii..Hii7 Art'Siln, t levelstid, ti.
BLAINE'S LIFE.
??.) I rE?0' lstqitalltyeanavsr
f rL itml by mall. May.
iff. Harvty Ued
Laecvvllle, 0.
Catarrh, Heart Failure, Pa
ralysis of the Throat
"I thank OnH anil HihhI' Para-
parillafttr iVrwl Umtth."
0-uHemen: For the beneftt of stiBVrinc tin.
manltv I wl.h to slate a lew (!: Vat soveral
veais 1 hsvo sinreret Imm raisrrh and heart
failure, let. Inn so bad I could not nork and
Could Soaroely Walk
sit a verr bait si-ell at nstalvslsof the throat
sunie time sg.i. My tlir at sri'meil eioerd end I
ceaMaot swallow. The dm-Uirs said II
raiiMil by heart failure, ami save medii-lne,
whlrh I took ai-eonllii to dlrretlnns. but II did
uot m to do me any ri tl. Mv wife urged me
to trv Hood's Sanaiiarll'a. lellius mo ol Mr.
Ji.srt.tl v. Sin th, who bad bei-n
At Death's Ooor
but was entirety cured by Hood's karsaparilla.
After lalkine with Mr. Hmllh. 1 eoncludml ta
try Hood'. Msraaiiarllla, When I bsd taken two
iMiities i reii very mm h letter. I bare eou
linnet tsifins It, end am now feeling eseelloul.
.nana uou enq
Hood's Sarsaparilla
snd mv wlt for my restoration to erfet
eaiiist." iitavaY llD. Uuwyvlllo. O.
nap you know It. Iff Irl(iil, prepalit it
preferred, weslilp safely e,6orfl ft. trees j
S-yr.Btisesol rarexflleuce.erythlnB I
You actually par lets than fur th puny
tun. l.Ot 0 aorei Nurseries. 8i) 00J acres
Orcharda. Kxact Information about trees
and fruits. Stark Bros., Louisiana, Mo.
BestintheWorldinnrn OP
Get ths GenuinBllillrilhr
V?I MARK
BY MOT SHOW TNC NISHT
ICYCLE
2saa roe. M rtM4ova-Ttu4 vav au aaovf
yORTIiPAClFICr.CLE(;ft
tMCVCLBS OP tvlHV DtscwifHOH."" i
HiUvVai Bmtwa -POWTIANQ QwcoOI-fr
YOUNG MINI
Th Spoclf lo A No. I.
rsiH witruwt rwi. all easrs M
SHen a-id SilM, no ntatter ul h..w tuif
suiullna. I'.viits slrtrture, It hl. sit In
(..tiir.1 n m't. fures hen evarytlUiia els
h. rdl.1. M.,lil hv sll Ilrtufrtala.
ttanulseturvrat The A. r-tiiMiitieia stmrsaoe
NOO0I PIUS do not etinte. nata at tripe,
s. pnmii,iv, esuniy ana emoieuuy. sno.
e bii i v. uu w jm
W I SI I SB I
w s a ii mm b
Kcts-
bucta.,snd
ll.UUper UottloT
Uue oeut a does,
Trrti OBIAT CfirrOH Ti lis nromntlv eurM
where all others falL Ceuf ha. Croup. Bora
Throat, HoaraaneeeTwhoopInf Couiin and
astnma. For consumption It baa no mall
inaentntimo. Hula tie Itnignlris oi
anteo. For a Itme Hack or (
BHILOH'B BELLADONNA P LASTS
CHILOH'syi
ilnretviiul
n a uar-
Jtio.
CATARRH
REMEDY.
lurrh 'I'hla wmjvtrlaarttfiimiv.
teed to euro jrou. ric,leUU. sUijoctor Inm
o
will etift lire m m-.
Bones, Uest.tirlstleand all,
Urrea Cut Hon Kit will
double the number of erst
will make theta more fer
tile will earry Uie hens
ulely tbmtih the molttiif
period and put them la
condiUon lo lay when ens
rommsnd the hlsheel prioa
and will dovel-M your
chicks isster tliaa ay
other food,
Feel Areen flone a4
nto reeseaeUse to kill
tha llrevand yon will msa
( jmv eral mora nrout.
"end foe Catalorns and
Ea prteea.
mmn iicobatob mrt, rmtm, ca
blood poison
A SPECIALTY. SW&fcXi:
mtiil ptHn trow thaf ttim,iHiiiKt tlier mi
iTr briMrnof thtltwi, tt rwirt nNifl
ai honia I tit thm Mttia ir.os atid o Hilar tltfl Mta
iraaratttwm.bul wtiti ih wbiiri tt?tiih' rm
mm win euMtrci iu vim inm ur miutia an m nr
and iy arutro t tMrmo of rmln. ntilrl tmrv unit
brnol ttttla.lt1 fall to cur If you havtilt(n nir
mrr, katlirl istsuh,nr1 s(hl hmm mrhtm ami (mtua.
Numi I'tttciiwa ill Muuih, nra '1 hriaat, rirtibteai,
i;opfMf4tktrtHl Hunt a. Lirwa ua anr ttnrt ul fha
IVKlr. lUir.T KT!.r..v.trftii."Ht. ll.ltkitH)rbhtU
ItWt HIh4 fnitujo (rial w f(iaraitl( t our, VV
s.lkrlt thm most etMlinat tv-rl fhllrti ba
WitrM for m onim nanmH oui. Thiad.iHM ha
Iwayt hafflv4 thknl nf tlh mtrit mtr(fMt thfK
tana, A tl uansi)t to vutm rvruitit uvnr
Atfulvim prtHr aout mmlm4 tm ipliMtWtt. AtUUmm
TOOK U EM BUY 0.
UmmIo Twlt ClilCi lit
A.PT ,of lhd "Offlcfal Porefollo of th
M1,-J!0lulnbfin KipoHititJii," (Wiiptf
of BiilMiriKS and irrouinli, Uutlfullr filut
trated. In water color ffocu. will bt aent to
ny addrwtf upoa rooelpt of Hw. In pottaca
tampt by The Cuaalu A. Vkle c5!
Haltimork, Md.
August
Flower''
I used Augost Flower for lss of
vitality and general debility. After
talcing two bottlea I gained 60 lbs,
I have sold more of your August
C IflWPT KinrV I HOVrak SaA hl.sxeaArjai
ru ceHwumieia. w or. a Dioorain than any other medicine I ever kervt.
tod lot e' waa I Why. there ain't no Mr. Pr-tor 7.;iii. ..... t,- '1.
1 a saw onva avic naa aJis.iic
exhibits an empty coat sleeve and an
artificial eye, all the result of a
bursting shell at the battle of Ut-
over thera ? Big money is waiting for
somebody who will work out the com -piste
scheme." Xew York Times.
comparison. London Globe.
. Amatenra. . . , ,.
She Who pl&yed , the ; jrriiicipal
part in the operetta a the Van Gar
dens' last night- v ...v , ' ' '
He The orchestra.
Observations on live rattlesnakea
show that the poison elands become
functionally active as soon as the
snakes begin to shift for themselves,
Which must be very soon after birth.
Caligula was stabbed by an officer 1
Of his guard whom he had frequent-
iy insulted by giving a vulgar ex-'
pression as the watchword of the;
day. , .
A "'. w see""-"'-
a clergyman aaverosmtr lor m.
change of pulpit ''guarantees tti
keep a eongregataan awake on tM
bottsst suaunsr s day.'
a new pan by the use of August
Flower, recommended bv me. I
have hundreds teH Tfle that August
Flower has done them more good
than any other medicine they ever
took. ; ohokos , w. VYZ, Sardis,
Mason co., .y, , .
tff ri
. Tiie Ecst
fatcmrocf
r Coat '
In the
WORLD I
JM!",1??.!? w--'K: Is wsirsntal-wster.
proor, sm wl ISefo yourlrr In Uie hsrd..t.tI,nn. ThJ
j ra riL 1st nrnnfit niitiiu w.s a M .si
ritii6ritjraaai1lA. U-w-.v i...ii.i "... " ..I
Klib brtrif" l nn on tt. Il'a.tra-l
All cannot possess a
$10,000 Souvenir
(This turn was paid for the first World's Fir Sowenlr Cola misled.)
in the shape of a coin, but many can have facsimiles nf f hit vh,hu
m , . .. . JL eaavaas,ave nviM
ui . 1 vtiy sewt com ever issuca oy uie u. 5. uovernment lor $i each.
United Stales Government
World's Fair
Souvenir Coins-
The Official Souvenir
of the Great Exposition
5.000,000 of which were donated to the World's Colunri.n Exposition by the
Government, are being rapidly taken by an enthusiastically patriotic people.
As there early promised to be a demand for these Souvenirs that
$T.00 for gach Coin
and sell them direct to the people, thus realizing 15,000,000, and using the
additional money for the further development of the Fair.
Considering the fact that there Were hut t nnA t,o. 1. 1- -
d.s nbuted amomg 65,000,000 people, in this country alone (to say nothing
of the foreign demand,) and that many have already been taken.those w sh
mg to purchase these mementoes of our Country's Discovery and of the
grandest Exposition ever held, should secure as many as they desire at once!
, C-s. tZt "luinginai every patriotic American
nOr '.OcilC w,n want one or more of these coins,
- r and in order to make it convenient for
PAt7Vrfi him t0 get thcm we havc male arrange-
lCrj WllCre ments to have them sold throughout
and Banks. If not for sale in vour tawn. snri i nr tu t. . ....
Z'Jf'ZA'f1"? ExPress ney-ordcr, Registered Utter or Bank
..t, wu., ...auuLiwns now 10 sena tnem to you, all charges prepaid, to
Treasurer World's Columbian Exposition, Chicago. 111.
f.!
V CURES
sriii-. 77
IIUIILUIUhslliasl.a.
i,..,. ... , - -n iipiimvmvni
I esn state with o'easnr. Tth.. "IT.1 .h.," VSM.'S - IIIIUMIIIUlltflll.
y.EA!-.K.',..K.K?.'X ?.r Husb.,,,1 wis reiluviio mm S ii
oaaanf ItllKrviirruu'.. " " on
ol INrUMMATokY ItUKl'AVwi'l";', ."CS 22iS?
)6l. Yours In irrutltiine.
UHH.V.V, hTEELE.
coiiltt (et did him no good.
V l.r
if A FAIR FACE MAY PROVE A FOUL BAR
GAIN." MARRY A PLAIN CIRL IF SHE USES