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    Deaiand the Difference.
'In buying baking powders, as well as any
thing else, insist upon having the worth of
your money. If another brand is urged upon
you in place of the Royal, bear in mind that
it has from 27 to 50 per cent, less leavening
strength than the Royal, as shown by the offi
cial chemical tests, which is equal to from 13!
to 25 cents per pound less value than the Royal.
If you buy a low class powder, see that you
are charged a correspondingly lower price.
A long Spas of Win.
' It is Claimed that the longest span of
telenuouu wire ia across the Ohio river.
between Portsmouth. O., and Sonth
Portsmouth, Ky. The wires at this point
pan the river from a pole on the Ohio
aide, measuring 103 foet above ground,
to the Kentucky hills on the opposite
aide, the distance being 3,773 feet Ls
tween poles. The wire is made of steel,
and its sice is No. 13 gauge. Philadel
phia Ledarer.
JUST A LITTLE
pain neglected, may become
RHEUMATISM,
NEURALGIA,
SCIATICA,
LUMBAGO.
Just a little
SPRAIN
may make a cripple.
Just a little
BRUISE
may make serious inflammation.
Just a little
BURN
may make an ugly scar.
Just a little
COST
' will get a bottle of
ST. JACOBS OIL,
A PROMPT tad PERMANENT CURE.
Years of Comfort against Years
of Pain for
JUST A LITTLE.
A eony of the "Official Portfolio ot the
World's Columbian Exposition," deMripttv
. of Building, and ground., beautifully Ulu.
traced, in water color edecta, will be aent to
any add res. upon reoeipt of Ic. In postair
tun pa by Th. Cbablss A. VoesLU Co
Bauimobj, Ma.
Tobacco is man's most
universal luxury; the
fragrant aroma of Mastiff
Plug Cut starts people
to pipe smoking, even
those who never used
tobacco before.
J. B. Pace Tobacoo Co., Richmond, Vs.
When you ask your gro
cer for Java, he does not
offer you Maracaibo and say
it is "just as good."
When you ask your drug
gist for Scott's Emulsion of
cod-liver oil, if he is honest,
he will not try to sell you
something "just as good."
Why do you want it ? The
answer is in a book on care
' ful living ; we send it free.
Scott & Bowm.ChamH i Soata eta Anna,
New York. ,
Your druggist Inept Scott'. EmuMoa of eod-IHrer
Ml all drusguaa mrywhora do. tu
August
Flower'
" I am happy to state to you and
to suffering humanity, that my wile
has used your wonderful remedy,
August Flower, for sick headache
and palpitation of the heart, with
satisfactory results. For several years
she has been a great sufferer, has
been under the treatment of eminent
physicians in this city and Boston,
and found lMtle relief! She was in
duced to try August Flower, which
gave immedaite relief. We cannot
say to much for it" L C. Frost,
Springfield, Mass.
HUf Trad Mark la oe lb. beat
WATERPROOF COAT
riumtac n the World I
WS? A. J. TOWER. BOSTON. MASS.
IP
Save by Narrow Margin.
- The culture ot orth Dakota is being
sadly maligned by a story that is going the
round concerning Judge Ia,utlr, of Wsh
peton. It bsppeued that that worthy, who
was I hen plain Mr,, reasoued with him
self that the title of judjte is most honor
able, and at once set himself to gain it.
Out in the western eud of his state his
campaign was conducted by one DowsfiVld.
a Dakota newspaper man with all his An
gers in the political pie. liowsfleld told
the people how this man who should com .
was a horny handed son of toil, honest, un
cultured, hard of head and chock full of
common sense. He hail no false ideas of
etiquette and was not bothered by the
fashions of society. In short, a man of the
people.
Then on a day there came Lander to
speak in that country. There had been
great preparation for his coming, great ex
pectation of his arrival, and all the town
what town prudence forbids me to say
was at the station to meet him. The train
came thundering across the prairie, sliding
upward in the long perspective of the rails,
till at last it stopped, and there issued
from it one combed and brushed and spick
and span, with boiled shirt and highly pol
ished shoes. The crowd fell back in dis
gust, but ere their eyes had had time to
take in fully the disgraceful sight Bows
field had the man by the arm aud dragged
him out of sight. What then he did to the
unfortunate Lander no man knoweth to
this day.
But when the time for the speech arrived
the speaker was dusty, unkempt, untidy,
and there was not a vestige of polish on
his shoes. Bowsfteld explained that the
boots had been blacked by the porter on
board the train without Lander's knowl
edge or consent and by the skin of his
teeth saved the day. Lander won the
prize, but by a close shave, for rumors of
that boiled shirt and those polished boots
lost him four towns. Su Paul Globe.
Senator Sherman's First Campaign
A congressman tells this story: "When
I was nominated for congress I was in
donbt about accepting the nomination, and
I went up to see Senator Sherman, and I
told him t here was no chance of my being
elected. He advised me strongly to run,
and said: 'You are a young man, and you
can't tell what will happen. I was nomi
nated just as you have been, and I had no
more chance of being elected than yon
have. I hadu't much money, bnt I had an
old whita horse and a rattletrap of a
bnggy, and I took old Whitey and drove
around all over my district. Every village
I came to where I could find two or three
men standing together I would get out and
Jump upon a chair or a store box and make
a speech to them, and I did this at every
crossroads in my district. Well, when the
vote was counted I was defeated, as I ex
pected to be, but before the next campaign
came on the Kansas-Nebraska troubles had
entirely changed the sentiment of the dis
trict, and there was a fair chance for a
Whig to be elected.
" 'I was away ahead of all the other com'
petitors because the people remembered me
from my speeches and I got the nomina
tion which resulted in the election and
which sent me to congress. It may be the
same with yon you can't tell what will
happen. Public sentiment changes rapid
ly in the United States, and a new issue
may spring up any day which may revolu
tionize the thought of other people."'
Washington Cor. Indianapolis News.
Why Polly Was Givea Away.
I was standing at the office door at one
of the Paterson (N. J.) docks, when I saw
coming toward me a forlorn looking man
tn sailor garb. Under his arm he carried
a box with a few slats nailed on top. I
looked in the box and there was a young
polly. The sailor told the "old, old story"
arrived in port and money soon spent,
and for a few dollars I could have the
bird. I bought the parrot and hnng it np
in the office. She could only say words in
Spanish, but she was quick to learn.
Men came several times a day and
backed their horses on the ferryboats and
dumped a load of coal in the hole. Not
more than a week elapsed before ona day
one of the cartmen, with a load of coal,
left his cart, as he was called away. The
parrot began, "Back! back! back!" as he
had beard the men say. All the time the
horse was backing, and finally the last
"back" dumped horse, coal and cart into
the stream. This is a true story, and the
men at the dock and office made np a
purse and gave it to the cartman for a new
outfit. We gave that parrot away the
next day. New York Recorder.
j coaaranmaa's Great Speech
The other day I was listening to a con
gressman relating to a small circle bis
experience at a recent convention. 1
will make a secret of his name, as I pro.
pose to live long and uninterruptedly in
the land which the Lord elected, and in
no wise crave to be cut off in the blush
ing morning of my days. The fact is,
this statesman ia a very broad, athletic
one, of a shifty and uncertain temper.
"Yez shonld have heard me speech,
he said. "It was a lulu. And 1 paid
me respects to .Congreeh, too, me boy.
I toold 'em the way matters had been
mishinanaged we wouldn't have the
money to meet the expinses of the pris
int physical year. Thin 1 bore down on
the hypnotizin prachticed in this house.''
"The hypnotism?" queried a listener.
"Yis, the hypnotizin. The appint
mint of alt thim sons and ree-Iatives of
congreshmin to loocrative stipinds.
Here's the b'ys of three congreshmin on
the page's roll naw, be hivins, earnin
their seventy-five dollars a mouth the
year 'round and tliuiij li'ys, mind yez,
only nine and tin years old, and the legs
of thim no bigger than sphindles. t
should say it was hypnotizin.
"And thin," continued the congress.
man, "whin onr man wint through all
right I jumped np and moved to make
his nomination ceremonious, and thin
the (oon began."
"Unanimous, you mean, corrected an
auditor.
"Well, phwativer it is. I done it, but
they voted it down. AH the same he's
nomenated, which is what we were
after." Washington Cor. Kansas City
Time.
A NIGHT ON THEBJVER
THE LAST RUN ON THE MISSOURI
OF THE MARTHA MITCHELL,
Uaageroe Snag That Are m Con.tanl
Meaae te .River Tram The Sleepy
. Pilot ot th Mitchell Wa Meohanlcal
' aad the Boat Went lowa.
Never doubt anything you hear about
the treachery of the Missouri river. The
oldest pilots on the stream those gril
led fellows wbo went to Fort Benton
on trips that netted from $3,000 to 20,
000 each will tell you that a "tie up'
over night is the only way to insure
the passenger that the morning Will
not find them stuck on a bar in mid
stream, or, what ia worse, camped on
shore with the boat pinned by a snag
and settling in the mud. No modern
snag boat can keep the channel clear of
the heavy logs that are always floating
down from somewhere up along the
Dakota, Iowa or Nebraska shores, green
at tlrst as torn from caving banks, but
dead, hard and splintered when most
dangerous. Snags that stick their noses
above the water are little to be feared,
but the hidden logs, those whose limbs
are caught in the mud, while the trunk
swings np within a foot or two of the
surface, have always made steamboat
ing on the Missouri a precarious occupa
tion. 1 remember one instance, however, in
which a visible snag sent a good side-'
wheel boat to the bottom on one of the
clearest, brightest nights that ever hung
over the river. It was in 1830, or per
haps a year later. The boat was the
Martha Mitchell, a tramp from the low
er waters, running from Cincinnati to
New Orleans. She was making a trip
to St Joseph with provisions for the
plains, mostly bacon; and bacon, let me
tell you, was a necessity In the west
then. The passenger list of the Mitchell
was heavy, so that many of the travelers
were forced to remain on deck. It was
13 o'clock on a moonlit night in August,
The captain had gone to bed for a won
der, and only a sleepy watchman woo
sat astern represented the executive
among those awake on deck. A dozen
passengers were seated about the big
bell forward, telling b tones while they
reveled in the beauties of the night.
The moon was shining with a clear,
white light that made everything for
100 yards ahead as plainly visible as at
noonday. There wag no noise save the
dull throb, throb, throb of the engiaes,
the gentle puff of the released steam
iind the breaking of the water on the
wheel s paddles.
Sundenly Jack Carnthers, a young
fellow from St. Louis, gazed forward in
the course of the boat, and pointing to a
rmail, black object just discernible in
the distance, asked:
"What's that thing, boysT
"A log probably," returned an old
timer. "They're always floating about."
"Bnt I've been watching it," Carn
thers went on, "and she hasn't moved
much."-
The entire party looked at the black
object in the distance. It grew plainer
the boat climbed the stream, but not
as if it were floating down on the cur
rent the approach was too slow.
'See there! Carnthers exclaimed.
It's swinging from side to side."
'Funny," said the old timer, "but if
she's a snag the pilot 11 get around it all
right"
By this time all of the deck passengers
were looking at the black object. The
boat did not change its course. There
was no more comment all eyes were
riveted on the dark spot in the river.
When the boat was within forty feet or
it the old timer sprang up and placing
his hands in trumpet fashion about his
mouth called back to the pilot:
"Hello, np there!"
There was no reply, and the nose of
the big boat continued straight for the
object.
"Hello!" chorused the party.
"Well, what is it?" came a gruff an
swer. . "Throw her hard to larboard," the old
timer said; "There's a big snag twenty
feet in front."
There was a clanging of bells below
decks, and the passengers in their berths
felt the boat lurch violently as the ma
chinery was reversed and the steamer
answered her rudder. But it was too
late. In thirty seconds there was an
other jar, greater than the first. The
Martha's nose seemed to climb into the
air. An effort was made to back the
boat, bnt it would not budge. Then the
passengers became panic stricken, run
ning about in their night garments and
threatening to jump overboard. The
clear headed captain was on hand in a
moment, however, and before the old
steamer had settled a foot every passen
ger was started for the shore.
In the morning we watched the cabin
of the Martha float off while we stood
on the great bluffs just above Roche
port' Then the hulk sank out of sight
The owners of the Martha did not
save their bacon. The sleepy pilot
saved his by escaping through the woods.
We only wondered that he did not run
us ashore before the accident, bnt the
captain said that he knew the river so
well there that his work was mechani
calDetroit Free Press.
Eleetrle Test for Spurlon. Coin.
Some interesting tests with alternating
currents and a particular form of mag
net have been made in England. Among
the experiments shown was one which
illustrated a new method of detecting
counterfeit coins. A genuine coin, being
a good conductor, was held between the
poles of the magnet, bnt a bad coin, not
possessing that necessary qualification,
immediately dropped when placed in po
sition. St Louis Olobe-Democrat, ,
' Bather Mixed.
The following was the peroration of
an orator at a political meeting not long
ago:
"The time has come when we must
leave off voting for ornamental princi
ples and vote to put bread and butter
in our pockets." "
Wise aad Old.
Ha (rejected sultori You condescended to
look upon my suit with favor ones, Mist
Bond.
B be Yea, I was young and foolish then.
I bar gained wisdom with age.
He (savagely) How very wise you must
be by this time.- Yankee Blade.
A Breathing Spell.
A sleepy little soul at bed time found it
bard work to keep awake when ah knelt
Jown to say her prayer. Half way through
i th stopped and sighed; "Well, I've got froo
the worst of It, roswrns," New. York Trib-
OUR AWFUL FIGHTER.
A 'frit 8tor t Why He Joined V and
Why II UIIU
It having become nolmd about that w
were going to.ntak a boneback trip through
a portion of the cattle country, various indi
vidual, mad application for situations. W
nnnlnl only a cook and a man to take charge
of lue baKKtttf. ""t th applicant kept com
ing, and the day before w left a chap ap
peared wbo Introduced blinsslf a Awful
lavuv
"Uok-hre, fellers, b began In a bud
new way, "I want to b counted tn on this,
Indeed, It's a slight on mo that you badut
pplied ror my aorvlcea You'd have been in
purty pickle to hnv. gun. without th un
ilwuigneu." W'heh uked to explain what peculiar valu
his asrvit-Mi might bav to us he uttered a
long whistle of aurpriae and replied:
" well, yuu are Innocents, aud no ml. take 1
Who's going to do your fighting for you t"
As the Indians were at pno w aunii ex
pect any trouble.
Uhl you dou'tl (lira me, nut what dear,
good little boyal lujuusl Nobody said In-
june. It's the while men you've got to look
out for You're going among th tufTest lot
in tli whole world. They are right un th
fight all day and all nl.-hv. Any on of th
gang ran turn himself kxm and hammer
llamas out of the whole (Ire of you In to
minutes.
lie wanted to go along to do our fighting.
H would furubih bis own mule and make th
trip for a dollar a day aud hi keep. When
asked If he had any recommend be put on an
injured air and answered:
"And you never heard of Awful Davis!
Never beard of the man who has fit Hfty-aix
fights and come out on top every timet Pur
tend that you want a certillcat of character
from a feller who fights, .landing, kneel ing,
or lying on his back I This make uie weary I"
W talked It over and dually engaged nun.
and when Informed of the fact he replied:
Very well, gentlemen, rrom this mo
ment you are in my keeping. Just plut out
th kua you want pulverised aud I'll do the
business. 1 shant put airy limit on you. lin
to light day or night and to lick six men a
day. If you could briug about three or four
a day for the nt-xt week 1 should feel obliged,
as my liver is a leetle torpid and I want ex
ercise." '
During the first day's ride we met but few
people. One of those was an old Indian, lame
In the left leg, and Awful Davis halted the
party and observed:
"Oeuu, did I bear any of you tell m to
lick this copper reptilef"
None of us bad told nun so.
"I beg your pardon, gout. I want you to
understand that I'm alius on band. I'd like
to git down and hammer him fur the benefit
of my liver; but ot courts I'm under orders."
ft bad pitched camp and were waiting for
upper whuu a cowboy roue up. The greet
ings were friendly, and be got down to uave
a bite with u& lie was hardly on the ground
before be saw our Awful tighter and uttered
a humph I of disgust. .
What you got tuarr be asked.
He's our tighter."
Your tighter! Did you bring bun along
to fight anybody or anything!"
He hu ed to us to do our llgbting, b't he's
bad no show yet
ell. 1 11 give him a show I Come out o
that you cowardly kyotel"
The Awful was skulking behind the bag-
gaga He rose up at the command, and the
cowboy shouted at him:
Bill Wbeeson, I know ye and 1 owe y one.
Come out bere and earn yer hire i"
la that you, Jim Phillip" queried our
Awful as be advanced a step.
Of course it's me, you r alter cur from th
bottom lands!"
And you wont to flghtf
I want to show them 'ere gents that you
sr the biggest liar and coward in America!
Come out herel"
Gents, is it your wish that I proluos a
funeral borer asked the Awful as be turned
to us; "thai 1 bang bis feechurs into one
bloody mass kill him deader'n a beef bone
with one blowf
We answered that it was.
"Here tie one band behind me tie both
hands behind me tie my feet together, and
I'll lick him then!" bowled the cowboy.
"Jim rniliina, you haven t got two inlnits
to exist!" solemnly announced the AwfuL
Tm comln fur ye like a dozen cyclones
biled into one! Look out, now f
He spit on his bands and stepped back, as
if to get a running start, and next thing we
beard was the thump! tbumpl of bis feet as
be fled afar Into the darkness. Borne time
during the night be returned for his mule.
Next morning we found the following ex
planation scrawled on a piece of paper and
tuck into a split stick: "Soezed with sudent
yillnese good-bLn New York Bun.
IrrepreMlble Boya. -An
attempt was made at Belfast the
night before the Fourth to prevent the
small boys from making the night hid
eous with the ringing of bells. Notwith
standing the vigilance of five policemen,
one of whom was stationed at each
church, the boys succeeded in entering
one belfry by the lightning rod. The
police force might just as well have at
tempted to stop the sun from rising.
Maine Letter. ,
Butterflies lo the Snow.
D. L. Mann, of Sugar Pine, one of onr
practical woodsmen, was in town last
week. He reports that millions of but
terflies are in the snow belt of the Sier
ras this year. He says that in riding
through the snow clouds of them were
seen by him. They were so troublesome
that his horse would snort and shake hit
head to keep them out of his nostrils.
Tnolumne Independent
Indigo for Bee Sting-
I see that a lady in Jersey City has
died from blood poisoning from a bee
sting. Had she gone into the nearest
laundry and rubbed the part affected
with a blue bag she would be now alive
and well of the sting. It is an effectual
remedy. I know several cases where
indigo applied in that simple manner
never failed to cure. Cor. New York
World.
So there are 64,500,000 of us! Super,
intendent Porter thinks that the census
of 1890 will give the United States about
those population figures. There is no
cause for complaint This gives ns near,
ly 15,000,000 more than we had ten years
ago. No country can show greater ad
vances in wealth and population in the
past decade. -
A remarkable invention has been made
in Austria whereby the serious effects of
railway collisions are prevented. Glass
tubes project before the train, and if
they are broken by an obstacle an elec
tric movement is applied to the brakes,
bringing the train immediately to a
standstill.
Twenty-eight people are reported as
having left Moosehead lake in one day
within a week because it is so cold np
there. This news won't be likely to
make other folks desire to keep uva
from that part of Maine. :
Mrs, Elizabeth Stuart Phelps-Ward is
described as a shy woman of delicate
features. Her eyes have a look of sad-
1 fess in them. The strength of her face
appears in her forehead. She is a quiet
but engaging talker.
inmnkliin H"Uba
A coiiir'"'.1 oujmgMl in tlie mannfao
....... r ....ll.ulviu ' in this eitv hits for
sale now small bombs about the sis of
frankfurter smittaK, witn wmon u is
..! !.. rurimir can brimr down small
showers of rain wheuevor he sees clouds
over his lund,
ti. .,uiii..iit. f nna hnmb are di
vided Into two parts, liquid and solid,
which are notn snpuratuiy nonexpiueive.
Im bent aenarate until the
time comes to nse them, when they are
mixed.
I'l,!. ...11.1 nnrt la nlwmt an Inch in di
ameter and eight inches In length, and
.. .. OT, 1 . ,
Is wrapped in cotton, inese iwiiiue are
..I I,, nnutvui tin IwiVH.. iuuih linld-
rinvvM iu ft " - -
iug ten. A small tin measure, contain
ing the llunld part, accompanies each
lw r la i.fuilimtAfi alinw the nnan.
tity needed to saturate the bomb to the
exploding point
tifiv lmmlut mav lie need, ajv
cording to the amount of rain needed
or the detonation required, now in
la needed is a dubious matter. The
bombs are tied in a bundle, a time fuss
is attached and the whole lot discharged
from a mortar and at the passing cloud.
In hlllv rmmtrina tdomla often nasa
nvar the vnlluva and dischanrs their
contents ou the barren mountain sides.
In such regious, it Is said, the bombs
will be particularly useful. New York
World.
A City Marshal Abroad.
One of the city marshals who took a
vacation recently and went to Frauce
fouud what a big man a marshal over
there is anil how muJn a marshal's
btulgo amounts to. He started to go to
several places of public interest in Paris
at an hour when they were not open to
the public. At the entrance he was
stopped and told that the places were
closed. Ho said that he was an Ameri
can mid had only a short time to stay tn
Paris, and that if he could not get in
then it would be too late. That made
no difference until he happened to put
his band in his trousers pocket for some
change with which to try "to bribe) the
attendant. His coat was unbuttoned,
and his arm pulling back the lapel
showed his big city marshal's badge in
blue, gold aud gilt, with the word "Mar
shal" on it big enough to be read ten'
feet away. As soon as the Frenchman
saw the word marshal be became obse
quious. The American marshal, as the
city marshal became known, was shown
around with a great deal or considera
tion, and the Frenchman declined to ac
cept a fee. New York Sun.
A Matrimonial Compliment.
Mr. BipjM That medicine I took this
morning makes me feel like another man.
Mrs. Bipps Well, I hope to goodness
yon are. It ia time. Epoch.
"Brown'i Bronchial TroeW are excellent
for the relief of hoarseness or sore throat
They are exceedingly ell'eetlve. Sold only
in bote. Price, 23 cents.
You can tell enndtriat foroMe by the bow
be make., the 10111 he wear, aud th (rip and
olg.r. he gives.
Stats or Ohio, Citv or Toi.sdi,)
I.l'CAU COUKTY. 1
Frank J. chkn y make oath that be Is th
e lor partner of the Arm of F. J. ( hsnsy A Co..
doing bualnnw In the clljr of To'erto, county and
State aforeeuld, and lht .ld firm will pajr the
urn of ONK HUMiHKI) UOIAAKK for each and
ever? case of Catarsh that cannot he cured by
theuteof Hall's Catarrh Curs,
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and lubecrlbed In ray pres
ence this 6th day of December, A. D. lwut.
saat.1 A. W. 0 KAHOS,
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internal y, and
act directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Sernl for tmUmonla).. free.
f.J CHUNKY A CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by UrugKlala: Voceuia,
COPVW6HT
Set right
all the proper functions of wo
manhood. Dr. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is the remedy. 1 It
regulates and promotes their ac
tion, and removes the obstruc
tions and suppressions which cause
trouble and misery. At the two
critical periods in a woman's life
the change from girlhood to woman
hood, and, later, the u change of life "
it is a perfectly safe and an es
pecially valuable remedial agent,
that can produce only good results.
It's a powerful, invigorating tonio,
and a soothing and strengthening
nervine; a legitimate medicine
purely vegetable, porfectly harm
less and carefully adapted, by an
experienced physician, to woman's
delicate needs.
For all the derangements, irregu
larities, and weaknesses peculiar to
the sex, the "Favorite Prescription"
is a remedy so certain that it can be
guaranteed. If it doesn't give satis
faction in every case, the money is
returned. No other medicine for
women is sold in this way.
No other medicine can be.
StfLOH'S
CURE.
Care Consumption, Couch, Cronp, Sor
Throut. So'd by .11 Uni-giili on a Qtjrntt,
For Lima Side, Cock or Chest Bhlloh'e Porous
Plaster will eivo rre.-.t tatisfactlon. j cent,
SHILQH'Q VITALIZE!?.
Mrs. T. 8. Hawkins, Cbattanooeuronn., sayil
eomtder it the 1xr.t rcmctlyfwadebiiitatcdtitiitcm
Ievrruscd." I'or Uycimp-ia, Liver or Kidney
troubloi
10 It 03CCI3. i rice (J C.J.
Haveymi Cfetarrh? Xrythlsncmedy. Itwllt
relieve and Cure you, Price 60 ct. This In-lectorforltuci-esfnltroatmentl.furntohed
free. Bhllnh's Hemeriles are sold by us on a
guarantee to give satisfaction.
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A torpid liver I. the aoaroeof lyrwn.
Oxle, lck headache, eon.tlpatlon, pilea, Q
blliou. fever, chill, and Jaundice.
Tull's Tiny Pills
U h.M em atMs.ns.iA awl
I n It h AaT.lswSl. fllevtjm.
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K. V. fi. C. ISO. 466-6. t. N. U. No. B42
a w hum
F - ar I - - Bill,
laJfT'
Till AMD BKWOntBT
Of eH'MMallon sre n jitrums ot wKlch II Is
.rtrd-Hind I br sr. many uoh- h. t lhr o r
liniu.dlsi.ly bodllT allmeut. oMouff "'
There .r uone tai'h that can. Chroulo ';"
cannot be ln.taulaiieou.lr removed. I oiitlin my
In the ww of a smiulii nmlloliie. "'b "'
tot.er'i Stomach Itllter., will railluaW chrin o
phv.lr.l will. Not the !e.t of thine lt in ti
h.rieol It. opnmlilou to medlclu. I
turn, U. the removal of which, if nrnl.ttd n, the
Hltlor. 1 particularly adapted, l omlili'tt" I ef
the Dowela la s complaint which ahoula b iluall
wlih early and ayaunnailcaily. ru It. nl
atUtniWnla. liver ooinplalnl and dya vpela. For
thiwe, lor malaila, rheninatlani, HilliM titrable,
and mure reoenlly "la arliipe," thi. hlKhly and
profewloually oommeii -led modioli! 1. an iiu
douuted eplflo, Nolhlnit mil osi ewl It, more
over, a a uieana ol luipurtlug atrtuiith to the
fevbl.' and nervon..
If the Uino spent In looking for tumble could
bsuiruid to aiwlns woud, uibjhty few pauuhj
would niflVr from eoul.
.RNTIHKLV SATISFACTORY,
W. J. Arkell, publisher of Juttv ami
fraii Utlui't ImfrafMf A(t;nur, writes!
Iini iivwfntfrrr , 'iw
llllM.IMNU, 1
and lxtent)i Bt.,
K, Jan. H, lHtll. I
"JlltMl
Cor. Fifth Ave. anil
Niw York
"About three weeks iluuc, wlitla suiter
Ing from a sever cold wliioh had Bottled on'
my chest, I applied iu Alliwi'I 1'oroih
1'lastks, ami in a short time obtained re
lief. " In my opinion ths plasters should be
in every household, for us in case of
oourIis, ooltls. sprains, bruises er pains of
anv kind. 1 know that in my o the to
suits have been entirely satisfactory and
beinllolal."
Wl dnm. It I. a wla child that goes nut of
t rjoiu when th old man ama.li. hi th .nib.
BCPTCBI AMD riLKS OVRBU.
W paatUvelv ear rupture, pile, and all no
tal disease without pain ordeteuUon from bual
nM, Mo our, no pay. Also all Private dls
....a Addraaa for Daninhlet lira, PortarSald A
Lossy, Sat Market atmel, San FrauouKio.
A bl. man iiroana moat when he set ilokll-
cauae here Is uioraol hint to .niter.
Tsr Oaaif sa for breakfast.
Da Bnamallu stove Polish! bo dost, an mell.
oisrio jsjvjoyo
Both the method and results whet
Syrup of Figs ia taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and icU
Sntly yet promptly on the Kidneys,
ver and Bowels, cleanses the sye
tern effectually, dispels colds, head
iches and fevers and cures habitue!
constipation permanently. For sal
ia 60c and f 1 bottles by all druggists
CALIFORNIA FI0 SYRUP CO.
uxu$iui, a-r. f rosvr, r.
-ELY'S CREAM BALM- lfH the NmikII
riM-niKwM, Aiistysv ftMin
am rA
Jlilvea Helll-rnt oii. e
Ajwrfg m .VeelWlfc-
VK. UruKiiltta or by mall. ELK
c
vflW.Ht-r...
1
m i w
I l I
1
Gimonds Crescent Ground Cross Cuts,
And All Kinds of MILL SAWS. Also Saw Repairing.
ffS SIMON DS HAWOO.. 7S Wront fltr. Partland. Or. -V
Printer or Publisher :
Have you tried Tube Inks ? No !
Then do not waste any more time
or Ink, but try them and you will
use no other. Jaenecke& Ull man's
Tube Inks are the finest ; wo sell
them; also their celebrated Blok
and News Inks, Bronzes, Varnishes,
etc. A complete stock at our
warerooms. .
A TRIAL WILL CONVINCE YOU
OF THEIR SUPERIOR QUALITIES
BETTER THAN THIS ADVERTISE
MENT. Season for TroutDp ens Iprll 1 st.
If Tow Are In Meed ot Trout riles, Sa
tfa Beet.
4tsuir1ftrt1 qnsvlltr, 4 to I hooks, per Aon SO.
Orefon Trout Vlitrn, 4 tn tMHrks, pr drs,.,,,,, .61
rin KeverMHl Win Fllfrs. 4 to hooka, tmr dot. l.M
Any of Aborts ausTitlKS stint bv nisi I on twwtnt m
piios. Also fuil littS of KODh, HM.K1M, UN JCH
H3.,s4
Hudson's Cun Store,
I flHtT IT., PORTLAND, OR.
SV S.nS for lllnatrated catalofne.
SlsOlatheaSnowieafet
ading remiuljr for ail ibt
Bn natural dlarbarfM ae
8nv.tedlHiaM.or aiea. i
rtala enr. for th dfalll
' tatluf .akM peeailai
to women.
I nrurlb.lanA faalaafr
lTHtEunW(S"li(Vl. In recomra.adia II M
k A- .41 1. 8T0NER, M D.,DtMrw,SJ
old t Dr;sUisv
LADIES.
MAGIC CONKH are aold on miarantoe. ff thv
fall o benefit or cure, return nont-a, not iiaeil. In.
good order, and money will be nfundod. aN
renitijj bunt LuaM nan Do UUAKANTKKD
Ladlca eau cure tliernaelvea at home without loaa
of lime and tbe expense a trifle. I'artlnulais
(sealed) Ire. '1 II K MAOIO (J()NK CO,.
liH inira street, Portland, Or
VIS ool and SUrer Bnofht; nnd nor old Oatf
nf SUeer bfall lo lh. oldid' MlUbliTaaij ol A
CoUmMi, Third Hrwt, Saa FraiMlaooi I wUlLod bl
rMarBBaaatbaeadi. aaafirdln. u. a u!l 7?..
Si
1 I arluli kr
e.
it'..-..'"--.. &Mit.r. .ur;' i I
l V Sl
Jfr. David if. Jordan
of Ednunlull, N. Y.
Colorless, Emaciated, Helpless
A Complete fur bit JUOl'
HAltSAVAHlLLA.
This is from Mr, 0. M. Jordan, a re
tired fanner, ami ono ol the most re,
epected oitlwns o( OtM'o Co., N, Y.
"Fourteen year. I had an atiaek of Hi
gravel, aud have eliuw been troub'id with my (
Liver and Kidneys
gradually sniwliis worao. Three yeara aun I ant
down wili.w thai I remld acartiely walk.
I looked more like s enri.ee than a livint, Iwlinr,
I had no appetite ami lor five week. I at
nelblua bul ajmel. IwaalMdlyemai lnird
and had no nime color JlSaii m marble
annul. HoiMraHaraapatfliajva-ri'i-i.iiiiiieiid;
eil and I Ihounlil 1 would liy II Before 1 had
filllili. il the llrat Hill! I llotbwtl Ihal 1 lell la't
ror, aunerrd leaa, the IntlanaallwH ol th
bladder had .unaided, the color tivan t re
turn hi my fuce. and I bra Mil le feel hlN.
rr. Alter I had laicn three but lea I coil d at
anyllilns withoul humus me. Why, I vol an
huiniry Ilia! 1 had lo rat ft times a day. I haw
now fully rwoverrd, thaukt to
Hood's 8arsaparllla
I feel well am well. All who know
in marvel to see mv well." I M. JoniMM.
"HOOD'S rilll are the beat aller-.ll hi t I'I'la,
SaalatUlseallou, euro headau.i slid lilllouaut'as.
MAHJO B2 CVTTF'i
Will ent Dry or Oraea
Bon,Mel,UrlatlaandalL '
Urvea (Jut MONKS will
doubl th nam her ot ej
will make then more fer
tile will carry the ben
safely through lb moiling
period and put thorn in '
condition to lay when em
command the hlRhnal pries
aud will dovelojie your ,
chirks faaun tiisa any .
other food.
Keel areen Hons and
ne t'reeaewwae to kill
the Ur,n I yoa wlllmaA
fltyptrteM more arout.
Send for Catalogu and ,
price.
PCTAUJIi HCUB1T08 CMPT, rTTilPi, CAL
PRUNE TREES.
Italian, Petlteand BHveri wholeaalaor rotal
S to 10 feet blah. I'rtee aeeonllug to alaa, '
Agent', eonimlwlon given purehaaer. Write loi
RrleeetoTiHM. J UAVIH, Manager, Portl.rnl, Orl
unwry, South Ml. Tabor, Or. No g.uU out.
YOU NO MCN1
The 8polflo A No. I.
rtm wllhoul fall, all eaen ol ta
hmn .lid SileeS, no mailer ot how kii
boollng. Pruvenla atrk-liire, It heh, an lo
trnml r-mely. Cure, wlien everylhijia ala
ban lolled. Hold l. all lmulnb.lt
Menufitetorenu The A. aeiiinhel. Medlolne
rrtev.sa.ee. to.."i Jo..it
J I lift Aaaayer and Analytical Chemist,
. I. fiat H Whlntet.rnrtlaod.Or.
hiki iniiMiiiinwtinii. iiwtaiai
: &m
i .1
fMm riin r
for olil III lleail. I Tly
II U Uuieklr At-tfbM. I V-eVV'v
UltUM.,M Wamo KU,N. tl Jri-V-
PALTJEft &J.EY.S0T6 Agents.
Printers' Supplies,
PORTLAND, OR.
A SQYEREIGH REL1EDY.
on. PAiiKeii's sin covob cvhr.
Onsdraewlll a'np a roiiKh. It never la'la.
Try It, I rlre, 8neii a b Mile fi't aal by 1
all dm la'., l'aclllc Gout Agenla,
0 0. DAHLBENOtR CO.. Or jglllt,
SIS Kenrny Street, San Kraut laco, Tal.
i.'S,.' 1 .
'13 ' I .
MORPHINE
HABIT I
SURE CURE
Sols MeSlouM V., SS Cla Si. aaa rraaelaa
I 1 - M , 1HU4 Kiev
SMITHS' CASH STORE,
. 414 to 4IS Front St.
Att St U-paii Catalog, Frt.
Plao's ltemady lor Catarrh Is tl
llrat, Kaaleat to Vm, and (!heapeaL
Li Hat
Mold Iit drunslau or aent by mall.
tat. K..T. ilMwlUu, Warrea, f.