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Newspaper Page Text" I MUSICAL ACCENT ILLUSTRATED. I "EVkRV WOROTRUE." I . RUSH AT SPECIAL 8ALE3. MIOBTOBWltONO. I "v To Insure Pure Food. . .-..... . The purest, lightest, sweetest, and therefore most appetizing and wholesome bread, biscuit, rolls, muffins, cakes, crusts, etc., are assured with the use of the Royal Baking Powder- The New York State Analyst says ; " The Royal Baking Powdet is superior to any other which I have examined. It is unequaled for purity, strength and wholesomeness." "Your huihand la an atnoetie. I believe? " Be uied u be. but be came near dying two week ago, and lie ii a SleioudUt now." BtAFNISS CANT CUBED Br local application, they cannot rch the , diead portion i f the ear. There 1 only one way to cure dealne, and that 1 by couatltu rloual reined lea. Deafut la oauatd by an tn namrd condition l Ihe muo ue llnlnej ol the Ktutachlan Tube. When thla tube e ludamid youhavearuuiblinftout.il or lnnerfect beai Iii, and when It 1 entirely clowd, Dearneta ia the result, and unlee tie Inflammation can be taken out and Ibis lube restored t lta nrml e nilt'on, hear n- will be de-troyd f rever: nlneowa out of tenaroo used by catarrh, wklch lanothi'i but an ljllmed cou.iiil jii ol tbeuu coi surface. We will itire One Hundred Pollariforanycaee of Deainew (cue I by oatanh) that we cannot enre bv utuii H Jl'aCi'errh Cure. Send fit circular (re;. K J. iHKNKV A CO., lol dc, 0. Soli by drugs'"".' J) entf. Tar 6iuu for breaktaai. Cm Rnamelln Stove Polish; do dL no amelL or rPaip. all and raiD5of us- cfleaslT August Flower" I had been troubled five months with Dyspepsia. I had a fullness after eating, and a heavy load in the pit of my stomach. Sometimes a deathly sickness would overtake me. I was working lor 1 nomas McHenry.Dr uesrist, Allegheny City, Pa., in whose employ I had been for seven years. I used August Flower for two weeks. I was relieved of all trouble. I can now eat things I dared not touch before. I have gained twenty pounds since my re covery. J. D. Cox, Allegheny, Pa. 9 Slicker Is tho only Absolutely Water Proof Coat I Guaranteed 1-.1 to Peel, Break or Stick. l to Leak t the Seam, I""! NOT ' Thenar twewaram easteD tk reaalna ticker i the Flak Brand trade mark and a Son W e as Cellar. Sold ererrwhera, or atat tree for prle. A. J. TOWER, rtanufr. Beaten, Ma. Oerhlel Bran U better than an vA pa eMlawaaaaaaaltlM Sua Baaa. A BETTER MAN. "Con round yon f What do you mean by trying jo run inai wuccidbi ruw over my locsf "Keep 'era out of the vrav then." "Fellow, I am FUzAltaraont IJ utterly Tubbt, the celebrated yottng author whose portrait ap pears in the current issue of the great World's Jutir Maeazine. "Well, I am C. Clovero Leafo, and my blood is oeuw man yours, Decauce 1 nave used Dr. Grant's Syrup of Wild Grape, the great blood fMirifier, prepared Bv the O. W. R, Manufactur ag Co., at Portland Oregon, and wy portrait ap- iriruaiiy in ineir tweanai stavtstrr; BO put your toes in your pocket and purify your blood by us ing Syrup of Wild Grupe." Kzit FitzAltaraont Buttcrty Tubba for the near est drug store. . . ooooooooei It la for the care of drapepla ana atterailante, aiek-lieadaolie, oooetlpa- tloa and Dilea. that V tioa and piles, th-vt 1 mmm e Mil 4? CC11 IllWj f have tMwomfl so famous- They iutl gv-ntly, without trip mi or aan--Hu OOOOOO QOOC n PIao'i Bemedr for Catarrh la the nu. Farteat to Vm, and Cheapeat. ! Sold by dnunriau or sent by mull. Da at Haeelnna, Warreo. Pa III -(treat- V TOWER'S t )&vLx IMPROVED If ft jc2: njnty of Mm m Band. A eurloua coincidence happened In one of th paru of the eupreme court the other day while Jury was being Impaneled to try a casa The clerk gave the wheel tn which the name of the jurors had been placed a whirl and then pulled out a card. "John Smith," he called out, and im mediately two men started toward the jury box. Thin caused no astonishment, becanae with the innumerable John Smiths in the directory it was not muoh wonder that two of them had been summoned for the same jury. The card had the address of the John Smith intended, so tbta littre diffi culty was straiuhtened out easily enough. Then the clerk cauea out, "ueorge Rogers. " This time no less than four men respond ed to the name. When the right George Roger had been selected from the quartet the clerk reached in once more and pulled out another card. This time there were actually six men who responded to the name John Brown. After the John Brown identified by his address on the card had been selected, the work of completing the jury proceeded for a few minutes until eleven men had been secured. Then the clerk pulled out one more slip to complete the jury. "Jacob levy," the clerk called. It seemed as if every man tn the court room arose in response to this name. The clerk counted them and there was just an even dozen Jacob Levy's who bad been summoned to serve on that jury. The right one was picked out and took his place in the box, his honor re-narking that all the labor of securing the jury one at a time might have been avoided if the clerk had only chanced to pick out Mr. Levy's name first New York Tribune. Baby's Metropolitan Journey. The baby came from down south and has only been in town a few weeks, but she has made the most of her time. She has a black mammy, a mamma and some friends, but she is herself 2 years old and has ad ventures of her own. The other day she went out to the florist's with her mamma. "Look after baby," said the mamma; "I must ran back for a letter." But the baby toddled along at the moth er's skirts, so the friend returned to her flowers. Then she went to meet the mam ma returning with the letter. "Where is baby?" "She went with yon." "No: she did not." The conversation was not prolonged. The baby was nowhere to be seen. The po lice station seemed the likeliest place, and the distracted women rushed there, but without success. They sent telegrams to knowing people for aid, and scouted the neighborhood, with horse cars running by, butcher, baker and grocers' carta dashing by and curdling the blood in their veins. The black mammy, ignorant of the town and its ways, went down Tenth avenue in quiring if anybody had seen her baby. Baby was standing on the corner of Forty second Btreet and Tenth avenue talking cheerfully to the most typical little tough in the neighborhood. The black mammy fell upon her with tears and kisses. Baby was annoyed at the interruption. "Wat you come for me for?" she aked. Baby had made the jouitiey from Fifty-seventh street to Forty-second, crossing Tenth av enue three times, guided only by the little cherub that sits up aloft, whose business it is to look after the steps of the innocent and the helpless. New York Commercial Advertiser. An Honest Offlelai. Did you ever visit the departments after 3 in the afternoon t 1 did, and a huge placard telling me there was no admission confronted meat every one. But I wanted to go In and conveniently ignored it. When it first stared me in the face I was half minded to recognize it, but by unusu ally rapid thinking I formulated my plan, and with a sudden assumption of that businesslike and important air I've seen in the man who thinks he completely fills all space, I sailed in and safely passed the wardens and on into the desired haven. Only once have I met with hindrance, and that was in the person of an eagle eyed and grim visaged veteran at the treasury front. I sublimely disregarded him, but he would not stay so. He har ried after me and refused to be ignored. Neither would he believe I was deaf. I told him I was not an ordinary visitor, and that I wanted to see Mr. Cash on important business. "You coot not see him." "I will give you a dollar." "I yoost hat bay day." "I will give you a kiss." "I bin marriet." "I represent The Kicker." "Certainely; go ride in." Here was a loyal soul who could not be bribed, and who literally interpreted his instructions; but what of the othersf Mrs. Smith in Washington Post. Chancea of Life and Death. The following table is one that is nsed by the lxndon assurance companies, show ing the prospect of life at various ages. It is the result of several years of careful cal culation, and is said to seldom prove mis leading or incorrect. Of course sudden and premature deaths, as well as lives un usually extended, occasionally occur, but this is a table of average expectancy of life of the ordinary man or woman: A person I year old may expect to live 89 years longer, of 10 years, 51; of 20 years, 41; of 30 years, 84 longer, of 40 years, 28; of 50 years, 21; of 60 years. 14 more; of 70 years, ; or ou years, 4. Readers can easily gather from the above statement facts which will tell them, approximately at least, bow many years longer they may reasonably expect to live according to the law of averages. St. Louis Republic. 1 A Wonderful Boone. Dr. Siemen, the Berlin electrician, dwells in a house which is known throughout Germany as "The Wonder of Wansee." It is fitted from roof to cellar with electricity. The dining room, kitchen and wine cellar are all connected by means of miniature electric railway. In order to carry things from one room to another the article required has only to be placed on a little car, a button pressed, and the car is almost inKtnntly where it ought to be. Indon Tit-Bit. Flat Noaes Considered Beautiful. In ancient Persia an aquiline nose was often thought worthy of the crown, bnt the Somatran mother carefully flattens the nose of her daughter. Among some of the savage tribes of Oregon, and also in Ara- can, continual pressure is applied to the skull in order to flatten it and thus give it a new beauty. Yankee Blade. Theatrical Mote. Baldheaded gentleman In the parquet to young' lady in dress circle during an affec tionate passage in the piny: "I respect your emotion, ma'am: you . ... l I I II r A Witness Explain the Tarn to thar Satle faction of the Court. At a trial In the court of king's bench aa to an alleged piracy of the "Old Eng lish Gentleman," one of the first wit nesses put into the box wa Cooke. "Now, sir," said Sir James Scarlett in his cross-examination of Cooke, "you say that the two melodies are identical, but different What am I to understaud by that, su-r "What 1 said,", replied Cooke, "was that thn nntpa in the two arrangements are the same but with a different accent the one being in common while the other is in triple time; consequently the position of the accented notes is different in the two copies," "What is a musical aocentr Sir James flippantly inquired. Mv tonus fur teaching music are a guinea a lesson," said Cooke, much to the merriment of the court. "I do not want to know your terms for teaching,? aaid the counsel, "I want you tn i.Tilnin to his lordshin and the iury what is musical accent." Sir James waxed wroth. "Can you see it?' he continued. "No," was the answer. "Can you feel it?" "Well," Cooke drawled out, "a mu sician can." After an appeal to the judge the examining counsel again put the question. "Will you explain to ms lordship and the jury who are supposed to know nothing about music the mean , wliat vnn paII arrant!" "Musical accent." rejoined Cooke, "is emphasis laid on a certain note ju m would lav stress on any word when speaking in order to make yourself better unaersiooo. i wiu give you an illustration, Sir James. If 1 were to say 'you are a donkey,' the ac cent rests on donkey; but if instead I aniil vrn nr a donkev.' it rests on you, Sir James, and I have no doubt that the gentlemen of tho jury will corroborate n,a in t.hia " Thn ntorv is more personal than polite nevertheless, it ia well worth telling as an instanced lorciuie illnatrntinn. It is useful, too. since it may serve to impress upon the minds of that very large circle of people who plume themselves on being musical some faint notion of what accent in musio really is. It is the outcome or tnat wonaenui in vention, the division of musio into bars, but for which musio might still be only the magical accomplishment of a few. Gentleman's Magazine. Drauchty Flaeea. Tt la nnn of the oddities of human na ture that people are always looking aa faraway as possible from the ground they stand upon, not only for their beat chance for distinction, but lor tne dan gers which they believe are most be- A lion tamer ventured into the cage of the most ferocious beasts, apparently having no fear of them, although he was often quite badly bitten. But he had a dreadful fear of taking bronchitis. One day, after he had entered, with perfect composure, a cage containing two half-starved bears and a panther, be shook his head gravely aa he came out "Well, well, sir," he said to a gentle man who stood near, "this is going to end badly for me some day." "You are afraid those ferocious ani mals will devour you, then?" "The animals? Pshaw! You don't think I'm afraid of them, sir! Not at nil. hut theiw nacres, sir. are such a dreadful place for draughts!" Youth's Companion. , About Buying CI Kara. If, by chance, I happen to go into a strange cigar shop and the man at the case asks me if I want an imported cigai I make up my mind that he doesn't know his business or that he takes me for a fool. A man is supposed to know what sort of a cigar he wants and ought to say so at the start. An imported cigar, at the average cigar stand, at the common price, is a delusion and a snare. If I go into a place where 1 am not Known ana buy a cigar I am always particular to notice the box. If the cigar aoes not nt the box I know the seller has practiced some deception. He has put a different ciear in the box than the one called for by the brand. If he is mean enough to do this he is mean enougn to paim on a poor cigar. I am not a cynio in any thing; but I have noticed one thing in my travels it is easier for a man to be swindled on cigars than anything that grows, runs or stands still. If the cigar man doesn't know you you get the worst of it Chicago Tribune. Tinted Paper. Mrs. East, the wife of an English pa per maker, happens to drop a bluing bag which she holds in her bauds into a vat of pulp. Site is frightened and says nothing about the accident; her Husband storms when he finds that the paper has a peculiar tinge, but the astonished workman can throw no light upon the matter. Thereupon he sends the paper to London with instructions that it be closed out at any price. The public, however, accept it asa purposed novelty. It becomes the rage; orders pour in for more of the same sort. The wife con fesses, the husband forgives her and well he may, for his fortune is made, This is the very simple origin of tinted paper. Illustrated American. For Lettering on Glaaa. In order to fasten glass letters, figures, etc., on glass (show windows) so that even when submerged in water for sev eral days, they will not become detached, use an india rubber cement The best for this purpose consists of one part india rubber, three parts mastic and fifty parts chloroform. Let stand for several days at a low temperature to dissolve the ce ment It must be applied very r.ipidly, as it becomes thick very soon. When spread with a camel's hair brush over a crack in glass or porcelain vessels this cement effectually closes it, and the ves sels may be made serviceable for holding water, though, of course, they will not bear the application of heat New York Telegram. Treatment of stutterer. It is said that stammerers rarely if ever show any impediment to speech when speaking In whispers. On this fact a new method of treatment has been advocated by Dr. Coen, which is as fol lows: In the first ten days speaking is prohibited. This will allow rest to the voice, and constitutes the preliminary stage of treatment During the next ten days speaking is permissible in the whis pering voice, and in the course of the next fifteen days the ordinary conversa tional tone may be gradually employed. New York Telegram. O A? TUB TTR1TKR OF THAI FAMOUS LVTTER. Bo Jtelteratea His statement, Produeea Additional Proof and Clearly ! flu Ills Position. f.v. r. s. -.-v ; , ' It would oe difficult to measure tin intvreat and comment, not to say excite ment, which the published letter of Dr. K. A. Ouun, which appeared in the uarera vesteixlav, had occasioned. Tin prominence of the doctor and the unusual nature of the letter have both tended to add Interest to the subject and make ii really the talk ol the town. I called upon Dr. Uunn at his resi dence, No. 124 West Forty-ecventh street, yesterday afternoon. I found tho recep tion room crowded, and it was only after an hour's waiting that I succeeded in obtaining an interview. Dr. Gunu is a distinguished looking man. and impressed me at once by his manly bearing and air ol sincerity. J took the set.t he courteously offered nit and said; "Are you aware, doctor, of the commo tion your letter has caused?" Dr. Uunn smiled, and replied : "Things out of the ordinary usually cause com ment. It not a common thing for physicians to indorse and cordially rec ommend medicines other than those in the Materia Mtdica. History is full of instances of scientists who have indorsed discoveries they believe to be valuable, and have been denounced for so doing, and yet these same discoveries are bless ing the world to-day. I hope T have tho manhood and courage to be true to my convictions, and that is why I so openly nd unhesitatingly indorse Warner's Safe Cure as being the greate.it of modern discoveries for the cure of diseases which have bullied the highest skill of themed leal profession." SJ was impressed with the earnestness of the doctor, and saw that he meant every word that he said. "How long have you known of this remedy, doctor?" I asked. "Nearly ten years," he replied, "My attention was originally called to the Safe Cure by a sonons case of Bright'" disease, wliien was considered hopeless, and yet, much to my surprise, under its use the patient recovered. I have tried it in other cases since then constantly. and my original faith iu its power has been continued, l nave seen patients recover from inflammation of the blad der, gravel and Brieht's disease when all other treatment had failed, and I have found it especially efficient in all itmiale troubles." "Can you specify sny particular cases, doctor?" I asked. "That is a delicate thing to do," tho doctor replied ; "but, as I always keep written record of my cases, I cau accom modate you. Thereupon the doctor opened his desk and produced his record book. Turning over the leaves he said: "Here is a case of a gentleman who was a great sufferer from inflammation of the bladder of long standing. He had consulted a number of physicians witno'it benefit. When first consulted I myself tried tne usual methods ol treatment, but without success, and I finally advised him to try Warner's Safe Cure. He felt better from the start, and in a few weeks was entirely cured." The doctor turned a few pages further, and then said : "Here is another case. It is that of a gentleman who had frequent attacks of renal calculi, which, a you know, is Travel formins in the kidneys. He had never been able to prevent these forma' tions, but aiter an umiBually severe at tack I recommended him to try the Safe Cure, which he did, and, although it Is three years since he took the remedy, he has never had an attack since." The doctor continued to turn the leaves of his book, aud suddenly exclaimed "Here is a most remarkable case. It is that of a lady who hod suffered for some time from Bright's disease. She became enceinte, and about the fourth month suddenly became blind, had con vulsions aud finally fell into a state of coma, caused by uremic or kidney poison. Several phvsiuians who saw her said she could not live, ana in tins view i tuny concurred. As she could still swallow I said, as a last resort, that they might try Warner's Safe Cure. They did so, and to the surprise of every one she re covered. She has since givun birth to s living child, and is perfectly well." "Those are certainly most wonderful cases, doctor," I said, "and while I do not for a moment question their authen ticity I should consider it a great favor If you would give me their names. I UiinK tne importance oi me sunject would fully justify it." "In the interest of other sufferers I think you are correct," Dr. Gunn finally observed, after a moment's thought. "Both the lady and her husband are so rejoiced, so greatful, ovei her recovery that I know she is only too glad to have others hear it. The lady is Mrs. Eaves, wile ol the well known costumer. tine was not only restored, but is in perfect health to day." I thanked the doctor for his courteous reception, for the valuable information imparted, and I feel assured that his generous and human nature will prevent him from feeling other than glad at see ing this interview published for the benefit of suffering humanity. " The Lotlorr Obey the Law. In view of the contradictory rumors circulated regarding the intentions of the Louisiana State Lottery Company and in order to accurately answer num erous inquiries, a representative of the Times-Democrat yeueraay interviewed Mr. Paul Conrad, the president of the company, with the result expressed be low; Reporter Mr. Conrad, it was asserted some weeks ago in the Northern news papers, and the statement has since been revived recently, thnt the company is about to remove to Nicaragua, and there, nnder a government franchise, open up the business on a grander ecile than ever. President Conrad I have heard some thing of this, but there is no foundation for it. The company has officially stated that it bows to the decision of the Su preme Coart and will respect the laws. Reporter Then yon have no plans of future action? President Conrad I cannot state the case more strongly than was done at the time the company decided not to attempt to obtain a renewal of its charter, lean only repeat that the company will con tinue in bnsiness until the expiration of its present charter and then cease to exist. I cannot understand, after all that has been said, why there should be any onfuiiou in the public mind about the matter. Reporter Have you any objection lo my stating this as a finally for the satis faction of the public? President Conrad None whatever. Reporter Some of the Eastern papers, Mr.' Conrad, persistently assert that the lottery company continues to use the United States mails in the pro-e titlon of its business ; will you kindly tell me if that is true? President Conrad It is utterly untrue. We are obeying the law in its letter and spirit, and our agents everywhere are instructed to obey it. We are using the express companies only in our business, and in all our circulars are printed in structions to all persons dealing with ns to avoid the mails. Times-Democrat, New Orleans, La., Jane L Th VCny few Tors Merrhanl Draw Crowd of ftiitlitiilMtlej Shoppers, "Special sales" are a feature of New York commercial life in the retail line, und they contribute more to woman's pleasure and caprice than any other one phase of shopping experience. Those who have never been to one have missed a heap of fun. In one of the large up town stores recently there was a "run" on gloves. They were of a superior quality, and sold for forty-five cents. The sule started at 9 In the morning, and directly there was a spirited scene around thut counter. Women rudely pushed one another away in their wild endeavor to got a pair of gloves. One gave a 5 bill and clamored for her change. Another held a pair over the heads of the crowd and endeavored to give her money to ono of the salesgirls. This woman, after patiently waiting for a tiuie and Beeing no chance of getting up to tho girl, quietly put the gloves in her muff and sauntered off. She had a bargaiu. After a while the change from $5 was brought back. The salesgirl had by this time become rattled with the confusion and rapidity with which the gloves were being bought, And handed the money to the wrong woman, who put it in her purse and walked away. The lady to whom the money belonged, getting un easy at the long delay, finally ellxwed her way through tho crowd, demanding her change, and creating no little excitement. The rush was so great that the girls behind the counter grew frantic, and began to cry. The lloor walker ordered the sule closed for three hours, announcing the time of reopening. Then a, scene of wild con fusion was dispelled, and the glove pur chasers dispersed themselves over the store aud were soon busied w ith other purchases. Three hours Inter the glovo sale begun again, only to tiud even a greater crowd clamoring for covering for their hands than in the morning. It continued only thirty minutes when it was again stopped because the clerks could not wait on the anxious customers. It was never re opened, but the establishment, all the same, got a first class advertisement out of the attempt to sell dollar and a half gloves for forty-five cents. Nw York Star. ' Locked Antler. "Locked horns are becoming quite a fad with some of the swells at tho me tropolis," said a gentleman the other day. "uudsomeof the Adirondack hunters and guides are making nice little sums by occasional sales of the curiosity thut is demanded. 'You see, tho old story about the bucks that fall to fighting, and In some manner get their horns locked so they can't get apart and then starve to death, has taken a strong hold upon the romantic natures of many people and if they can only get a set of locked horns mounted they are happy. "So the hunters select nice horns that correspond as to size, and by the use of a twisted cord and case spring them to gether as if locked in their death em brace by the maddened thrusts of fight ing bucks. Then, on account of their great rarity and the difflculy of finding them, they are sold to the rich curiosity hunter for a big price. His friends look in wonder and envy at them, while ho recounts the story told him by the guide who found their skeletons held together by the horns and the earth all trodden down around the place so solidly that vegetation had not grown there in years, etc., and the guide goes back to the woods and fixes up another pair for the next curiosity seeker." Utica Observer. The Lonifevlgr of lllrda. Hie swan is the longest lived bird, and It is asserted thut it has reached the age of 100 years, Knuucr, in his work enti tled "Naturhistoriker," states that he has seen a falcon that was 163 years old. The following examples nro cited as to the longevity of the eagle and vulture: A sea eagle captured in 1719, and already several years of age, died 104 years af tor wards, tu 1819; a white headed vulture. captured in 1706, died in 1826 in one of the aviaries of Schoenbrunn Castle, near Vienna, where it had passed 118 years in captivity, t'aroquots and ravens reach an age of over 100 years. The life of sea and marsh birds sometimes equals that of several human generations. Like many other birds, magpies live to be very old in a state of freedom, but do not reach over 20 or 35 years in captivity. The nightingale lives but 10 years in captiv ity, and the blackbird 15. Canary birds reach an age of from 12 to 15 years in the cage, but those flying at liberty In their native islands reach a much more advanced age. Detroit Free Press, Who I'atmnla Saving Hanks, Mechanics and storekeepers have the largest savings bank accounts. Natu rally we do not have many professional men as customers, but among the com paratively few that patronize savings banks doctors seem to lay up the most money. Lawyers generally keep their money in national banks, as the nature of their profession requires them to have their funds where they can draw checks upon them. Many professional men. though, keep money in a savings bank as a side investment, upon which they can draw for a rainy day. Some classes of men, from the nature of their employ. tnent, are unable to accumulate much money. Painters, for instance, and actors, usually live through the summer upon their winter s earnings, Inter view in Brooklyn Eagle. Hardly Courteuu. During the epidemic of influenza In one of our cities a gentleman who was suffering acutely from it went down town one morning, and on the way met at least a dozen sympathetic friends. At the twelfth encounter his patience was exhausted. ' "Have you the prevalent cold?" In quired his twelfth assailant, a burly, good natured man. "Yes," said the Invalid, captiously; "1 have. Have you the prevalent sympa thy?" The retort was hardly courteous, and the man himself felt ashamed of it after ward, but at the moment it seemed to do him good. Youth's Companion. Kat Mora Fruit. Meat three times a day is more than average down town dwelling human na ture can endure. Functional disturb ances of the liver, gall stones, renal cal culi, diseases of the kidneys, dyspepsia, headache, fits of ill temper or of the blues, irritability and general absence of the joy of life are largely due to an ex cess of meat and other highly concen trated food. What shall we eat? We reply, eat mors food. Medical Classics Whiflh will y hvf It dots iem si if awne folai prefer to hav th uiit condition of the liver rather ilian th Drat. They perpetually ai theiuielvea with purgative totally wlluimt vir tu aa alterative ol liver trtiubl. Ilmtetter't Hloinach hitter la til ucwaalui oamlloul lor ihe ne.iplo'a iliukw.amt yet, l oimlar aim well known a It la, lhoien.ru uiifYirtuli) wiiu keep outr. Ins Hi draailu reinvdlu ol former u a. It la to ih luielilKt'iit portion ol th public (lint tlio well-known und lous tilud proper! lea ol the Bluer iieal, Itesaou ahoulil lie uulilo.l hy -pvrlviice III I he matter ( medication, "The beat indite to our feet la tho lamn of oxtwr'eut," Hl'ln great patriot of the early revolutionary period, end tu exelaiuatloit la prennnnt wltu iiutli. Forever a ttilrd , f a oeutury llieHliti'n dully torn met with ihe tmlomiiiieiit ot people ullVrliiii fr m liver ooiiiilliit, miliaria., a nll iwtiiiu, rliuumatlain, debility aud trouble ao eomiMiiltHl by ilyapei1"'. lat terly It ha de el nil tif and been thoroughly approved at a ruuiedy for " la nrlpia)." Help thraa who are actually dependent upon you before you so lulo the market to buy popu larity, WHAT TUET ARM OOOI FOB. Hkandritu's Piiaa rs ths best medlolne known. j'trl They are purely vegotable, la foot a mudioaled food. Second The same doss always produces the same ntfeat other nurirutlve require Inoreaied doses and finally oeaae acting. ZAirrt Hiey purity the Uluou. 'ourfV Thev invigorate ths digestion and oleunae the atoniHob and bowels. iM-Tliev stimulate ths liver ami carry off vitiated bile and other depraved seora tions. The first two or three doses tell theatorv. The skin become clear, the eys bright, tne mum active, aigeauon i restorvu, uot tiveness cured, the animul vigor is recruited and all decay arrested. Hrakukktm ' i'li.u are sold In every drug and inediolue store, either plain or sugar aoatud. The world I chock full of good lurk, but It tatva Bant oUbIiik to let It out. Codiiiis. "Brown ' Rronekial TVoeW are not raw and untried; hut, having been tested by long ami constant use, they have attained well-merited rank among the few staple cough remedies. US cents s box, Whnt I .Hits vou ire In o'her alrlve to ihun, And look at home! Ih rr't pleuly to be doue. BVPTUHM AND I'll K CUBE I). We positively cure rupture, piles and til reo taldlaeaaea without palu or dctoutlou from bul neaa. ho cure, no pay- Al frfninidle. eaea. Addreaa for pamphlet lira. PorUirdeld A boauy, si Marital alroet, oau Francisco. RpMta-Whatrauaed you tn break joureniie meutwlth Mia Fuaiurs? Hunker I accident al. y h ar 1 that her new 00 limit eoat 175. Rather rUJty the offor that's made by tho pro prietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Rem edy. Risky for them. For yew, if you liavo Catarrh, it's a certainty. You're certain to bo cured of it, or to be paid t500. That's what they offer, and in good faith thoy cure you, or pay yon, no matter how bad your case, or of how long standing. But w it so much of a risk? They have a medicine that cures Catarrh, not for a time, but for all time. They've watchod it for years, curing the most hopeless cases. They know that in your case there's every chance of success, almost no chanoo of failure. Wouldn't any one take iuoh a risk with such a medicine f The only question is are yon willing to make the test, if the makers are willing to take tho risk? If so, the rest is easy. You pay your druggist fifty coats and the trial begins. A Boon to LADim. No Moan wosaiucMt. BLOSSOM SUPPOSITORIES J GU4MMTD SAFEGUARD. Alaoa Positive On re for IUvirrhnn,fiiHammallona Ktc. Ol prneliae.lllpilia:iaHU). necureljr nocked and mad' 0 Iimi on reci-lnt of plea. "J?"1 rorolrculHr. Ijuly A itenta Wanted. V.". Boa r.J. ely's CatawrH m m iu. hj 1 CREAM Bill: i&vN IS WORTH $500 TO ANT MAN, Woman orOhlld ufferlna; from Catarrh HAY FEVER, 50c HAY-FVER NOT L'QUIO or SNUFF A particle I applied Into each li(mtrll,and It agreeable. lMee,60 cent at riruiwlat' or by mall. KI.V HKOTHKRS, M Warren Street, New York. BRIGHT MILD PURfe . Tobacco is man's most uni versal luxury s the fragrant aroma of MASTIFF PLUG CUT starts people to pipe-smoking, even those who never used tobacco before. J. B. Pace Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia. WijBr-aewsBBarewaBearaaa S3 in i w: f i r v c -7 Simonds Crescent Ground Cross Cuts, And All Kinds of MILL SAWS. Also Saw Repairing. gtW SIMONDS SAW OO., 7B Front Street, Portland, Or.'W Both the method and result wncs Syrup of Figs U taken; it is pleasant tnd refreshing to the taste, and aou 'ontly yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Rowels, cleanses the sya cm effectually, dispell colds, head n'hes and fevers and cures habitun) oiistipatinn permanently. For sal 11 COcand II bottles by all druggists CALIFORNIA FIQ SMUP CO lAlt FMWIIUt. SAL Louishlu. Kt. Mm nmt. r This GREAT COUCH CURE, this succtis. fill CONSUMPTION CURE Is sold hydra,-. sliti on a positive guarantee, a test that no otlw Curs can Hand lueceMfullf. If you have a COUGH, HOARSENESS or LA GRIPPE, It will cur yon promptly. J If your child hat ths CROUP or WHOOPING COUG H, It gnlckly snd relief is sura. If you fear CON. UMPTION, don't wait until your cast la nop. lens, but tales this Curs at ones sud receiv lm mediate help. Largs bottles, joc. and $1.00. Travelers convenient pocket l $c Ak your drugglrt for SHILOII'S CURE. If your lunp are tors or back lama, uas Shiloh's l'or. oa$ rUatan. Pries, sjc Drs.COLE&CO. IH Third St., Portland, Or. Their Knim-h Metluxt la auuerlor to all other. It never fall. All Chronln, Nrvoiia, ill.HMt, rtlcln, Private and Wtmllin lllaeaaea Cured. No poatire Heud a(tp for reply, lle llef at once, I'uremiarenli", They enre all dlaeaaea. (Mnaultat Ion free, ritarin rea sonable. t'I'i-ulara free. Private ddra Bun til. V, rim uwlar Kirih year In Portland, 1 Going to Buy A Dictionary? GET THI BEST. ! Full Aureaat ot ths Time, a rikelj. rMt A Crand Family Educator. X The Standard Authority. J BueeeMor of th authmtle "On brldced." Tn rear Dnt In reelalns. A 2 100 tdltor mployd, war loo.odO iipuoH, BOLD BT AU HlMiSSKI.I.KBS. Po not boy reiirtnia of oleolale Mhlmna. X Kfnd for Irnl luinl'lilrl rotttallilli u-liun X Tpasniand Wil.l l'.ltrU.l l.All. T X O. C. MBRRIAM CO., Ptlbllahara, T 2 Sprint field, Ma., C B. A. 2 A MORPHINH HABIT I i Boot ma SURE CURE raotaa Kedldn Co.. B99 Clar M.. Ran flaooteo YOU NCI MEN! Th 8poUlo A No. I. CnNM. without fall, all eaaea ot Jaer haM und (ale, no mailer of li..w Uia anuidln. Prevent atiii.f ore, It beli e an lo. ternui rt'ineor. I'nrea worn pvertiuiia ala hu f.illisl. HoM Kv all Imiaelala. Matllllaeuintnu lnert.aM-ooitneimMiHn ,i.. aa.au. - rmnum.vu. lA&am B2!5 p utter Will nt Urv or Green Bono, Mvnt.Urlatleand all. Oreen Cut BUNKS will double tt.e nnmla r of wn will make thein mure (er tile will earrjr the hen aatVljr through thn rselllu period and put them Is eouilltlsu tn lay when eN rommnnd thehliheatprle lid will doveloii yntil eh Inks faatur Uuta aui otbor food. Feefl Oreen Hone snd naa t'vaoaaaouo to ktll the ll( e. an 1 uu will maks HIU pereau more prout. Bend for Catalogue and price. PETAIATfla IBGUBATC1 CODP'T. PCTALUBA. CAL TJSINESS It builueea at SMITHS' CASH STORE, ' 1114,19 front St., & K Order a )y and avoid fall ruth. Tula month' Frlca LUt now rd Tttef ti I the aeVnnIMS l,ill.. renuxljr lor all ' private .llaeurMNt of men a certalneore for the ribl unnBiiirai nH'nraa ' tuing weakuaM peon.laj) tn .nin.n I HMaelrtiT . IirenhlaldfI I Tltf CvaMSUtllHinat f!n In recommendlue. It I an aiiiiarar. UJ STONER. M 0.,Drerim W. fad ry uroiitlliai Sl.au. ,A 14eHr.bieH'itannr,aUKlitf.lyiiMlf urn !., I"! hi Ootnlown fio. rt'll JVioiof luouoMfe? Oo.. Uuintiv. Ills Pianos and Organs. WINTER t HARPER, 71 Morrison Street, Portland, Or. y Hon SOS. Old Onld d Stlrar Bonht are four oil Hold and Silver brji'all to th old and reliable bona ol A. (Mixta. aiThlrd itrtet, San Kranolaao; I will eaad tit rainra mall the oeah, aoenrilluf lo aaaeyl If the uaouo I not latlafaelorf will return aold J II riOr Aaaaver aud Analytleal Oheuiiai.. II. flea, V WaahtnsUin hi, Portland, Or, ' IVTi 121 m air curt In Tu'J BtnsMtra V X aMW.aTI,0.rJ"J s5fi V. P. S. V, No. 467-8. 7. N, U. No. 634 tfauetuuas i oars uu wr uwau.