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Pay the Price of the
Royal for Royal only.
Actual tests show the Royal Baking
Powder to be 37 per cent, stronger than
any other brand on the market. If an
other baking powder is forced upon you
by the grocer, see that you are charged
the correspondingly lower price.
How Caleb dialling Worked.
Caleb dishing toiled all day, studied far
Into the night, and never seemed to know
fatigue. I never went by bis house at
Newburvport, when be was at home, no
matter bow lute, that I did not see a light
in his room, and it was known to be bis
babit to work till after midnight, then
throw himself on a lounge for a few hours'
rest, and at daylight resume bis labors.
Green Bag. '
Growth of the lleet Sugar Indmtry.
The wonderful growth in the beet sugar
Industry is shown by the following statis
tics: In 1887 there was only one such re
finery in this country. This produced 400,
000 pounds of sugar. In 1888 the total out
put was 8,600,000 pounds, while in 1801
California produced 13,000,000 pounds and
Nebraska and Utah 6,000,U9 pounds each.
New York Times.
He Always Pays the Bill.
A so called kleptomaniac has proved more
than a match for the wariest clerk. She
seldom leaves a store but there is some ar
tide missing. The shopkeepers know her,
and on such occasions a bill of whatever
is missed is made out and presented to her
husband. He isevidently acquainted with
her peculiarities, for he always settles
without a word. Louisville Courier-Jour-
Tell Asleep Coder the Cardinal's Sermon.
Cardinal Manning told me that tie last
time he bad seen Dr. Whewell, whom be
greatly admired from his youth, was in a
church where he himself was preaching.
Whatever compliment he felt in having
the omniscient mathematician as a bearer
vanished as he watched him fall Into
tranquil slumber. Contemporary Review.
Tobacco is man's most uni
versal luxury ; the fragrant
aroma bf Mastiff Plug Cut
starts peop'e to pipe smoking,
even those who never used
J.B. Pace Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia.
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O HELEN, HELEN DEARI
How lUthtlr op the wlmllnr italr
We ran together, she anil I;
And still I aee tier lovely fnce
Look downward from 1I10 landing place;
For she outgped me. Ttmiuuh the gloom
Of the groat hall, into her room,
Bhe led mo on that aummw day.
In years that tied too quickly by.
I pray yon. If yon ever pass
This sunken grave within the grass.
Touch tenderly the crumbling stone.
And say. for me. In undertone
"O Holen, llelea deer!"
How fair she was, how straUcht and tall,
My Helen in that far off day!
Like living things that lonired to go.
The curtains fluttered to and fro.
As up and down the room we walked.
Perhaps of lore and lovers talked.
As girls have always done, aud will.
And nothing whispered "yea" or "nay."
I pray you. If you ever pass
This sunken grave within the grass,
. Touch tenderly the crumbling stone.
And say, for me, .n undertone
"O Helen, Helen dear!"
'What trifling things the heart will keepl
They seem too simple to be told.
That day she lifted from its place
A dainty thing of flowers and lace.
And held it up that I wight see.
Oh, little bonnet, plain to me.
Your ribbon streams across the mist,
A shadowy streak of palest gold!
I pray you, if you ever pass,
This sunken grave within the grass.
Touch tenderly the crumbling stone.
And say, for me, in undertone
"O Helen. Helen dear!"
-Ellen M. H. Gates in Youth's Companion.
The German Empire.
The case of the Grand Duke of
Hesse and his brother potentates
forms one of the most interesting
phases in the German situation of
today, ' and one must know some
thing about it in order to understand
the current of German affairs. Ger
many, as well as the United States,
has a dual system of government,
though hers is in other respects very
unlike ours. There the big state of
Prussia has three-fifths the area of the
whole, and in round numbers about
thirty millions out of fifty million
population.
Her long is at the same time Ger
man emperor. Consequently Prus
sia is the cock of the walk in Ger
many, and behind her come tagging
along with a more or less degree of
dignity some twenty-five states, of
which three are kingdoms, ranging
in importance from Bavaria, which
has the population of Belgium or
Holland and the area of botn, wnose
capital, Munich, is one of the finest
cities in Europe, down to the princi
pality of Schaumburg-Lippe, which
an active Kentuckian could come
very near jumping across. Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
' " The Grave of Penn'a Surveyor.
In a little clump of woods just off
the line and to the eastward of the
Bustleton branch of the Pennsylvania
railroad, one mile from the village of
Holmesburg, lies the body of Thomas
Holme, the man who, as surveyor
general for William Penn, laid out the
city of Philadelphia. The little ceme
tery in which the body of Holme lies
is so isolated and so unfrequented
that a stranger could not well find it
without the aid of a guide. In it,
besides the body of the great sur
veyor, there are a hundred or more
graves of those of his descendants.
In the center of this acre and a half
devoted by the Holme family to the
burial of their dead stands a little
white marble monument, erected by
private subscription in 1863. The in
scription on this monument reads:
"In memory of Thomas Holme, died
1695, aged seventy-one years. Sur
veyor general of William Penn. He
drafted the plan and laid out the
city of Philadelphia." Philadelphia
Record.
Lightning Doesn't Strike Indians.
. In the course of his New Haven
lecture Rev. Thomas S. Dana, an
educated Indian, made this singular
statement: "The Indians never cook
anything in the Louse. They always
cook outside, giving as their only rea
son that if they cook inside the steam
will collect in their clothing and
draw the lightning. Whether this is
truth or not I do not know, but I do
know this: No Indian wigwam has
been struck by lightning since the
dawn of history, and no Indian has
been killed by lightning for more
than 100 years."
The Value of Walking.
A 'sharp walk every morning at
daybreak is excellent. Indeed walk
ing is the very best form of exercise.
It puts all the muscles of the body in
play. It is far better in this respect
than horseback riding or driving. !
Carriage riding is not a form of ex
ercise at all. It is merely easy air- j
rag. it is good for the neaitn ana
spirits, but it is no aid to muscular
development. Running, jumping,
swimming, climbing are all excel-j
lent forms of athletic exercise.-New '
York Tribuue. '
Imported Negroea
Tn t.hA RiilmrhH nf MnbilA rroiifla a.
number of negroes, the decendants '
of and part of the last cargo of slaves
brought into the United States in
1861. They have never associated
with other negroes, are but partially j
civilized, still use their native lan-,
guage, aud are ruled by a queen of -their'
own choosing. They enjoy a
good reputation for industry and
honesty, aud their colony is one of
the curiosities most eagerly viewed
by sightseers. Exchange.
THE GUY OF THE CAMP
HIS FELLOW FISHERMEN THOUGH!
TO HAVE FUN WITH HIM.
But M'hea the Laugh Came in It Wat
Always the "Innocent" Who Had Causa
, to Rejoice Humiliation of a "Uolj
Terror."
Copyright, Uttl, by American Preua Aaaoohv
tloo.l
OME years ago at
a well known, re
sort in the moun
tains of Pennsyl
vania I got ac
quainted with a
young fellow
named Fred Up
ton, lie was to
1 1 appearances
one of the most
credulous aiidgui-
8.1. p8 libit, ot youths,
;C2r Ik irS.r. and he seemed to
aKiW b" universal sub
., tLsfSEi- t lect for the o-iiv.
ing of his fellow
sojourners, Hta Rood nature was charm-
lnK, and he had frequent Hashes of wit aud
humor that appeared strange In one so
seemingly open to the sport of every one.
He had plenty of money, and used it. A
party of four of us arranged to go trout
fishing for a few days, back twenty miles
in the wilderness, and we induced Upton
to loin. He knew nothing about fishing,
and the rare fun we expected to extract
out of this simple sojourner in the woods'
could not be expressed in words.
The first day we left camp to fish Upton
Insisted on remaining to "keep house," as
he called it. I fished the west fork of the
stream we were on, and early In the after
noon had filled my basket. I ran upon a
big rattlesnake just after leaving the
brook and killed it. As I was looking at
the dead snake the Idea occurred to me
that the reptile could be utilized in mak
ing of Upton a victim for the camp's
amusement. Covering the trout in my
creel with a layer of ferns and grass I
placed the rattlesnake on top of them
twisting it into the coil the reptile assumes
when in belligerent mood, and the dead
serpent looked as natural and as hideous
as if he were alive. Closing the lid of the
creel I started for cnuip, chuckling over
the effect my little joke would have on the
innocent Upton. When I got to camp I
fonnd that the other fishermen had already
come In. I quickly let them into my secret.
They gathered around as Upton came out
of the cabin.
"What luckf" asked Upton, approach
ing me.
"Look and see," I replied, banding him
the creel.
He raised the lid eagerly. We expected
to gee him drop the basket and rnn, and
were all ready to yell with laughter; but
he didn't drop it. His countenance never
changed, except that he seemed to gaze ad
miringly on what he saw.
"This one's a beauty and no mistake!"
he exclaimed. "I'll dress it and cook it
for you, and not a person shall have a meal
from it save yon. It's the largest trout I
ever saw. Ain't he a beauty, though f"
Upton bad pulled the snake out of the
basket by this time, and without noticing,
apparently, that we were all looking a tri
fle sheepish, he walked with it to the creek
and actually began to dress it. From what
I learned of him within the next few hours
I believe he wonld not only have cooked
that snake, but he would have made me
eat it, if I hadn't gone and told him it
wasn't a trout."
"Oh, ain't itf he said innocently. "1
thought there were most too many scales
on it for a trout; but I didn't know."
I knew afterward that I wasn't mistaken
in thinking that I saw a peculiar twinkle
in his eye as he threw the snake away.
Next day Upton said be would like to try
his hand at trout fishing, aud we rigged
him up a preposterous lot of tackle. Then
we told him that not infrequently fisher
men were bothered by deer standing in the
creeks and making the water muddy.
That was especially the case, we said, on
the branch where be was to fish. We
strapped a heavy shot gun to his back, and
told him to shoot the first deer that got in
bis way or annoyed him, and he said he
would. Then one of the party took him
three miles op the roughest brook there
was in the region and left him to tish down.
It was nearly dark when the last one of
our party returned to camp that evening,
but there were no signs of Upton. Night
fell and we began to feel alarmed for his
safety, and were about starting out to
search for him when we heard him coming
through the brush, whistling a merry
train from "La Grande Duchesse." He
strode lightly into camp, and thrown across
his shoulders was as fut and sleek a year
ling doe as hunter ever put a ball in. Up
ton tumbled the deer on the ground, un
strapped his gun and laid aside his traps,
while astonishment made the rest of us
mnte.
."I was taking a snooze under a laurel
bush by the creek," said Upton indiffer
ently, "and that deer woke me up wading
jnsv.
Ik.
"THIS OME'S A BEACtr!"
the stream not ten feet away. I fired and
she fell. I thought I might as well lug her
in as to let her spoil back there in the
wilderness."
Of course we couldn't be very hilarious
over our experience with the innocent Up
ton for that day, and we turned in early.
The third morning Upton said he didn't
care for any sport, but would stay home
and have a quiet little time by himself,
practicing on skinning and dressing the
deer and cooking venison. We bad about
made up our minds to give him up as too
innocent entirely to be a satisfactory sub
ject for enjoyable guying, but as we were
on our way to our fishing grounds for that
day we came upon a noted character of
those backwoods, who was cutting timber
a mile from our camp.
He was six foot, double fisted, fierce
looking bushwhacker, and was known to
have whipped every fighting man for miles
around in that region, and tbere were a
good many tough customers thereabout.
Upon meeting this rough-and-tumble ter
ror we thought we would give Upton a
care anyhow, even If we were not on band
to enjoy it. We all knew the bushwliackci
well, and we told him about Upton and
hired liira to go' to the camp some time
during the day, bulldoze Upton, bold him
up and make him hand over everything be
had, in true freebooter style. We told the
big woodsman to do whatever he pleased
to Upton, but not to hurt him in any way.
The bushwhacker was delighted with the
job and promised to carry it out to perfec
tion. We went on our way satisfied that
we would hear a most enjoyable recital of
bis day's experiences from Upton when we
got back to camp aud have the laugh on
bin) then.
We found the fWhlug nut at all to our
Uking, and left the stream early, reaching
camp along in the middle or the urtvrnixm.
Upton sat on a lug not far from th cabin
door smoking his 'pipe and UwkVig cou
tented, although one sleeve of his shirt was
gone and the rust of the garment was tat
tered aud covered with blood. There were
some scratches on his face, nnd It was
plain that something had beeu going on,
Before any of us had a chance to say a
word, Uptou took his pipe out of his mouth
and said:
"Hullo! Did you see anything of a bear
with only one ear, and wearing a ramrod
through its back, a foot or so in front of its
lull, anywhere in your travels? It had a
shirt sleeve with It, too."
We all burst out laughing, but why we
lauuhed we don't know,
"That bear is roaming somewhere almut
here, all the same," said Upton. "The
way of It was this: About noon or a little
after a great big brigaud ot a looking
chap came bouncing into this camp and
swore that he was after what cash I had,
or else he would have to take its equiva
lent in blood. I had to parley with the
wretch for some time and finally got rid
of him. After that I lay down here to take
a quiet after dinner nap, and was just
dropping oil to sleep when I heard a noise,
and raising my head saw a bear walking
off with that deer ot ours.- I knew that
would never do, so I jumped up and ran In
the cabiu to get the gun. I had loaded one
barrel just a little while before to shoot at
a mark, but had changed my mind. I
grabbed the gun and the big butcher knife
and started after the bear. I caught
up with him, aud when I pulled up
to fire I saw that 1 had lutt the ram
rod in t he gun. lint I blazed away, and
the ramrod struck the bear in the buck
and went hulf way through, justunder the
skin, I should think, and stuck there. The
bear didn't seem to like that, and lie
dropped the deer and rushed back at me.
I didn't have time to run, so I flourished
the big knife, and when the bear came up
and grabbed me by this arm I sloshed him
with the knife and cut one of his ears off
CPTOS SAT OS A LOO.
as slick as a whistle. He yanked my shirt
sleeve aud an inch or two of flesh off of
my arm, and then tore off into the woods,
shaking his head like mad and roaring like
a bull. He took the ramrod with him.
thought maybe you might have seen him."
Upton produced the bear s ear as he con
cluded his story, and we sat down and
looked at one another dumfounded. Uy
and by I found words to say:
"How did you get rid of the bush
whacker?" "Ob, he's up there in the cabin," replied
Upton calmly.
We made a rush for the cabin. The
"holy terror" we had sent to camp to have
fun with Uptou was indeed there. He was
bound hand and foot with hammock cords.
Both eyes were black, his nose was
swollen and bloody aud be was altogether
the most dilapidated looking backwoods
man that ever got a licking. We untied
him, and he arose slowly and painfully to
his feet. As soon as be was able to recog
nize us he growled out:
"Ye sent me down here to hev some fuu
with him, did jet I've bad itt Xex' time
ye'll oblecge me if ye 11 run me up agin
sawmill!"
Then the big bushwhacker limped off to
ward bis clearing, and we resolved nnnni
mously that Upton took things entirely
in too literal a sense to be a success as a
camp guy. Ed Mott.
The Sunflower Industry.
When a man tries to put a new idea in
practice he is called a "crank," but after
he succeeds and makes a fortune tbe world
does him homage. From Palissy to Edi
son a large part of mankind's advancement
has been due to the efforts and triumphs
of "cranks." It is now just half a century
since a Russian farmer named Bokareff
conceived the idea of extracting oil from
tbe seeds of the sunflower. His friends
tried to dissuade him, but he persevered,
and from that humble beginning the in
dustry has expanded to enormous propor
tions. Today more than 700, WW acres or
land In Russia are devoted to the cultiva
tion of tbe sunflower. The area devoted
to the crop has nearly doubled in five
years. Two kinds of sunflower are grown
one with small seeds, which are crushed
for oil, and tbe other with large seeds,
that are consumed by the common people
in enormous quantities, very much as peo
ple eat peanuts in the United States.
Thieving In China.
Accotding to a Chinese story a miser
had three sons-in-law; one was a tailor,
another a jeweler, and the third a spend
thrift, who did nothing at all. One day
the miser called bis third son-in-law and
said to liim:
"See here! Your two brothers-in-law
are thrifty men, and are gradually add
ing to the family fortune; the tailor, by
cabbaging a little of his customers' cloth
now and then, you know bless you,
they don't know it! and the jeweler by
well, by debasing the jewelry just a
little, don't you see. But you!" exclaimed
the miser, "what do you do?"
"Father-in-law," said the ne'er-do-well,
"you - say well. Give tne a crow
bar; I will go out, and, watching my
chance, I will break in merchants' doors,
open their tills, and bring you back
thousands of pieces of silver where my
brothers-in-law bring you only paltry
gains."
"What! How?" exclaimed the miser,
in terrible anger; "can it be possible
that you would actually be a thief?"
Boston Herald.
Making; I'lns and Needles.
Metal pins were introduced into Eng
land from France in 1543. Within a
short . time after machines were con
structed in England for the manufacture
of pins. "Previously they had been filed
to a point and the head had been soldered
by hand. Great opposition was made to
tbe novelty," says Felkin, "but utility
and cheapness prevailed in its favor.
The common sewing needle was brought
hither from India after the discovery of
the route by the Cape of Good Hope,
Before that time sewing was performed
in tbe method still used by shoemakers,
Self Control.
When you step on a loose brick and an
ice cold stream of mud shoots up to yunr
collar button, don't say any naughty
words. Smile pleasantly and explain to
the grinning people about you that you
don't mind little things like that. They
will then admire you and depart won
dering whether your wings will sprout
on this earth or wait until you join the
silent majority. Greensburg (9. C.) Ar
A rroinlnnnt frod-mlnnl! Man's Kllf-n-erdlnary
Statement,
(.V, r.Sum)
To the Editor. Sin. As my name ami
face have appeared in your paper and
the public prints lati'ly, and us many of
my professional brethren are wondorlntf
at it, I feel it only just that I should
make an explanation. The statement
published over my iiuino wits imule tun
years ago, after long and mature Inves
tigation, and I have never changed my
miiul as to the fact then stated. At that
time I said, as a phymdan, that I be
lieved Warner's Sai'u Cure was the bout
of all known preparntiuna for the
troubles It was advocated to euro, and J
lay to stilt. I know it id considered the
proper thing for the medical profession
to uoory proprietary and other adver
tised articles; hut why should they do
o? As the lute Dr. J. G. Holland,
writing over hla own name in Soribmr't
Monthly, salds
"It is a fact that ninny of the beet
proprietary medicines of the day are
more successful than many physicians,
and most of them were Hint discovered
or used in actual mediral practice; when,
however, any person knowing tneir vir
tue and forsevinit the'r popularity se
cures ami advertises them, in the opinion
of the bigoted all virtue went out of
them."
Dr. Holland was an educated physi
cian, an unprejudiced observer, and he
spokb irom a liroau ana unusual experi
ence. Proprietary medicines should not
be decried. Theevldeuces of their value
areoverwhelmitig- I have seen patients
recover from gravel, lmiaiumatton oi
the bladder, nud Bright' disease after
using Warner a Kate cure, even when
all other treatment had failed
' I make this frank and outspoken state
ment in the interests of humanity and
because I know it to he true, I trust for
the same reason you will give it to the
public. Respectfully,
K. A. Gunm.
Xa, lit Vat fVty-afWHld., A'(W rare, March I.
Kngllxh Army Nurses.
The liest paid and the most sought for
employment lu Kuglaud is that of army
nurKo. There are three ranks of those
nurses, and they are under the control of
the w ar olllce. The class! Ileal ion is lady
superintendents, senior nursing sisters and
nursing sisters. The lady superintendents
are stationed at military hospitals. Their
pay is tUOO a yenr, increasing by II fly dollars
a year to fl.tiw. The wages of a nursing
sister are $1"0 a year, iiu-rea-slng twenty
dollars a year until fMl is reached.
A senior nursing sister has flOO addi
tional. 1 hey are supplied with free quar
ters, fuel, light and get an allowance for
clothing, hoard aud lodging. At the age
ot sixty they are retired on pensions. No
applicant is admitted under. the age of
twenty-live, nud without three years' ex
perieuce in hospital nursing. London Let
ter. ;
Work Its Own Howard.
AH noble work is consecrated work. It
Involves sacrifice, self denial, pain; it re
quires endurance. It may lie wrought in
obscurity, ami over its victories no song of
triumph may be ruined. Hut if the worker
love it, and Ins tolling is hallowed by sin
cerity, by generous impulse, by unselfish
devotion toothers' welfare, the work will
be its own reward. Harper's lluzar.
St. Swlthln Made tlia Kg flood.
There is St. Swithiit of Winchester.
After he hod built the bridge in his epis
copal city, a woman crowned it with her
apron full of eggs, but a rude fellow.
jostling against her, broke them. The wo
man was bemoaning her loss, when the
snliit passed by, who, lifting up his bauds,
blessed the eggs, so Hint they were made
hole nnd souudc." All the xear Round,
In llegard to Witter.
Ateaspoonftil of alum will ninke clear
four gallons of muddy water. Boiling the
water is necessury to remove disease germs
when a farm pump or town reservoir has a
bad name. Mew York Journal.
Deniilte the bee's reputation for atcady devo
tion ut t,u inem it a n-un-oiiK.
Don't cive nn and sav there Is no hulo
for catarrh, hay fever and cold in head,
since ttimi-nmtn testify that lily's uream
uaim nas enureiv cured mem.
1 have been bothered with catarrh for
about twenty years; I bail lost sense of
smen entirely, ana i naa almost lost ni
Hearing, aiy eves were Kettlnit so uun
had to get some one to thread inv needle.
Now I have my hearing as well as 1 ever
bad. and I can see to thread as linn a nee
dle as ever I did, my senfe of smell seems
to be improving all the time. I think there
is nomine- use r.ivs i;rcam uaim lor ca
tarrh. Mm. K. E, Uriines, Kendrill. Perry
countv. O.
Apply Balm into each nostril. It is
quioKiy Biisoroeu. ui'es renei at once,
Price, 60 cents at druggists' or by mail.
ALT tlHOTHCKfl,
CO Warren Htreet, New York.
A CsDtnln of militia Is known by the company
ue see-i a.
KUPTUKB AND PILKS CUBED.
We Doattlvelr cure rapture, piles and all rec
tal aiae-aea witaout pain or neteuuon rrom ouai.
now. No cure, no pay. Alan all Private dis
eases. Aaareaa torpampmei ura. rorierueia a
Lose, 8ls Market street, San Francisco.
Even Jny Oou Id's firmer la atlil ti be more
has. usually exiwrt at watering the stock.
A slight cold, if neglected, often attacks
the lunes. "Hrmm'i Bronchial Troeht "
give immediate relief.
It la a wine child thnt knows hia own futhnr
wbeu the old man la dretwed In a hired balhiiiK
mitt.
tPhcGreat
REMEDY
FOR PKIN
CURK9
fHam wm9
V.T If? t . 17 ! f .
VdIinds.cI)ts, Swellings
THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO., Baltimore, Mf.
oooooooooo
Tuft's Tiny Pills
fik ntlmtilstfl tti torpid liver, trmiffthii 4
th fllgsnMtlVD orffnrMf rcffiilat th v
bowel, and are uuiialfaaHananU
blllou mvnUvlnm, lUww Minn II. FrUw. O
5 Office, Hit 4k 41 l'ark I'lara, N. Y.
OOOOOOOOOO
JD riO IT Aaaayer and Analytical Chemist
. II. fid It tf Waaluugkmof., JorUaud, Or.
Which will va hve ll do aeem a 11 some
folk pivfnr to have lhlal condition of tlisllvar
rallier iliaii the Hr.t. tliey wrwtunlly doaa
iiieuiaelrea with purfe-allcea letally alllioiit lr
luo i;a alterative of liver ttoul-le. Ilnaletiera
tHointftih lilUi-H la til nutcoirful oamllilule for
Hie iwoplti'a vlioiev, mid yet, miulur and Mull
known ut II la, there aie iiiitortiuiHlea who ke
on trying the nruallc remedlm ot former ilnya.
It la to tne tnlelllgvnt orlloii of the imlille that
the wvll-knuwu nnd hunt-tried nroiwrlles ot tile
Bittern uinual. Iteuaoii ahntild bv sol'led )'
oorlenrc lu the mutter of medtciitlnii. "The
lent guide lo our teul la i ho lauiiiof onrliineu,"
aaiu a ureal ptiirioi oi me eiiny ruvoiimonary
iHiriod, und the exeUmatluu la hri-Ktiaut ultti
irmli, Forovura tlilniof a eentuiy the llttttira
dully li met with the indoravinuul of p.oiile
anlkiritiK from liver Vomnluliit, mularlu, luuati
(iHli in, ilietimutlaai, delillity ai d troubles no
eoiiptiled by ilv'-la Latterly I bus (le
ctured it-iolf and be u thoroughly approved M a
remedy lor "lu grippe,"
Mrs. Browu-I tttnuiilit you aulil It wna the lit
tle boy neat dour who w a making si the imliwf
i.it-l.i Johnnie Mo It ttua. lua. 1 waa buutlna
him Willi a stick,
rKUM MRS. IM.NHY WAKD BBKC1IKH
"WOkanob Si., Bonnet,, N. Y.,l
Feb. 11, WW), f
"I have used Ai.loocic'b I'i,aktkh for
some yean for myself and family, and, at
far as able, for the many sufferers who ootne
to us for assistance, and have found them
a genuine relief for most of the aches and
puius to which tleali Is heir. I have used
Allcock's 1'mstkhs for all kind of lame
ness and acute pain, and by frequent ex
perliuen's II nd tfint tliev can oontiol many
cu.-en not noticed in your olraulara.
" The ubove is the only testimonial I have
ever given In favor ol any piaster, and if
my mime has been used to recommend any
other, it Is without my authority or sanc
tion." A1HS, tlCNHT WAKll 1IKK1 1IKS.
Ill Impoa-llilo to reinxtn Inn mioceiit -led.
The devil will get Into you 11 nothing viae Uova,
HOW'S THIS T
WeofTor One Hundred Dollars' reward for any
eve of ratarrh that cauuot be cured by taking
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
V. J. CHKNKY A CO., rrora., Toledo, O,
We, the undent tied, h ve known F J Cheney
(or the last Hitneii year, ami believe hi m per
fect y hoimrnble lu all bualueaa traaaetlona and
Huaiieially able to oairy nut any obilKailoua
made by the'r firm. WKtT TKUAX,
Wholesale DruiigUta, Toledo, 0.
WAM'INU, KINNAN A IIAKVIN,
Wholeaale DrugiiUla, Toledo, O.
Hall'i Catarrh Cure la laieu Internally, aeiins
directly upou the blood and mticutia aurfacea ol
the ayatem. rvallmoutala aent Irve, l'rloe, 76
oeuu a buttle. Hold by all drugglata.
Dm Kuamellna Stova PoUahl no dust, no smell
Tit GiiktiA for breakfast.
ColrAltiHT ISM
All alone.
both in the way it acts, and in the
way it's sold, is Dr. Pierce's Favor
ite Prescription for women.
It acts .in this way :
If you're weak or " run-down," it
builds you np ; if you suffer from
any of the painful disorders and
derangements peculiar to your sex,
it relieves and cures. It improves
digestion, enriches tlio blood, dis
pels aches and pains, brings rof resil
ing sleep, and restores flesh and
strength. For all functional weak
nesses and irregularities, it's a posi
tive remedy. Ilcncc,
It's sold in this wny :
It's guaranteed to give satisfac
tion, in every cose, or the money
paid for it is refunded.
They're the smallest, the cheapest,
tlio easiest to take.
But all that would bo nothing,
if they weren't also the bat to
take.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets pre
vent aud euro Sick Headache, JJtil
ious Headache, Constipation, Indi
gestion, Bilious Attacks, and all
derangements of the liver, stomach
and bowels.
"German
99
Just a bad cold, and a backing
cough. We all sutler that way some
times. How to get rid of them is
the study. Listen" I am a Kaucn
man and Stock Raiser. My life is
rough and exposed, I meet all
weathers in the Colorado mountains
I sometimes take colds. Often they
are severe. I have used German
Syrup five years for these. A few
doses will cure them at any stage.
The last one I had was stormed in
34 hours. It is infallible." James
A. Iee, Jefferson, Col.
Drs.COLE&CO.
Ttilrrl Ht., Purilanrl.Or. ThHr
vri'iicu fliHi ni mi in tiiwrior ut mi
orher. It iitvr f ft I In. All Chmnk
Nflrvoud, Blood, Hk In, I'rlvata nnd
Wanting JHnmuwhi t'urwl. No
in mure. nua Hkni)) ior rpiy, lie
iM at one, t'ur tfMfHMtfK4f. They
our all dl'ftiw. (!onultatlon fr. Charit rvtv
iiniialMfl. ' Ireular fre. 1'rlvaMt aiMreM lioz AM.
wrHft today. Klfih year in I'ortlmnt,
. men Dynamite
UUUUUH
I POWDER CO.
IS CALIFORNIA IT., IAN FRANCItCO.
If yon want POWDKK for Mining
Railroad Work, Btump Blasting or Tre
Planting, send for Price lint.
SURE, you just XRlf
Trupa Sr aim,
I.!,-. California. Dianono
CATARRH "rXSt I"'.
Ho ona ao bad where Ufa axlrta but mar ba balp4 bj
Al.jn.at (-lire, locta brdnimlrt.ormaU.
- r ivcit k co.. Pwpi., ice OfMurieii a , . r. atr
YOUNO MEN!
The Speolflo A No. I.
Cnrm, without full, all our ol Uoaorr
hw mid J !, mi niiuu-r ril liuvr lona
aUuiillng. PrevaiiM atrlniiire, It hflniran In"
li-riml r-m(ijf. curr-a wiii n ..varylliliiK alaa
bw tall.-rt. H,M by all DhikkIhm. "
Maiiuliu-tureraiTbeA.H.Iionihol.Mfflolna
Wrlrr. SIMM. I'u., Sail Juar, CuJ.
iA JtellcbloIIatohnr.
nmauntf,airDploBttoorerato.C,r-.
llftrHfrrin.Illii. flnm.,.., - a.-
Viator laoubuLor Co., 4u.n. 1,1
3
H - tUilfclf WHtNfc ALL IHf f-A lift.
h.J HMt tOUHh HjTUp, TutwGlKld. UM
32
1 Pfei'il'IFt
2W '
Syrup
CTj j .. I., !- a aa in
Both the method aud ituulta when
4yrup of Figs is taken it it pleasant
tnd refreshing to the ttutto, and uslt
rently yet promptly on the Kldnoyi,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the iy
em effectually, dispels colds, head
ohei and fevers and cures habitu.!
'onstipation permauoutly. Fur sale
in 60c and $1 bottles by all druggists
CALIFORNIA FI0 STRUP CO.
9AH HthMCISVO. 01.
lamniuM. ut. , mm roar, .r.
ThU GREAT COUGH Cl?KK, this nuccrn
ul CONSUMPTION CURE 1 k11 by drug
Isti on i pokilive guaranter, t tct that no ot hei
Tura can aland mercifully. If yii have
:OUGH, HOARSENESS or LAGRIPI'K,ll
vill cure you promptly. If your child haa Um
.roup ot wnoornio cough, i
tnlrkly and relief it lure. If you fear CON.
U M PTION, don't wait until your caw it hop,
en, but take thii Cure at once and receive 1m.
nediate help. Lae bottlea, 50c. and 1.00.
fravelerr convenient pocket aire 15c. Ak
mir draugist for KHILUH'S CURE. If youi
iiitRn are sore or luck lame, um ShUub'l 1'or.
.1. I'ImIw,, tMrf, I'C.
Our Wonderful Remedy
DR. GRANT'S
Kidney and Liver Care.
A jxwltlve aperlnVfiirall KMni-jr Trouble aurk
aa BRIflHT'S 0IS(SI, DIABEIEf, IIUOUSNISt,
SCK HEADACHE, . To Ua ard II U panic
rljr a daiited. To try It one la Is racemauod U.
r-RKraRCD B
Tha 0. W. R. Manufacturing Co.,
Portland, Oregon.
ton Al-K BV Ai.L. WHI bUIT.
Season for Trout Opens ApriM st.
U Too Are) la M ! of Troot Pllaa, Ual
tlte Hvat.
HtimUnl jolttT, 4 lo I hookn, pr doa ,fn.ft
Owtfim Trout Vh, 4 l H hotik-, pfr Htm , M
Kin KvrMHl Wins Kll,4 tohHikR, mr drt. 1 00
Any ot huv qunfillc Mnt by nH on rwiript ol
prkm. Alaoft tuU llnt trf KOUH, UJiKLM, IJNKd.
etc.tu
Hudson's Cun Store.
1 ft MI IT., PORTLAND, OA.
AV lend for llluatraiad catalogue.
WIII en Dry or Greoti
Boui-a, Hunt Urlatitiaud all.
. Orion Out HoNKrl will
dntibla the numbur ul eit
will make tlmm more fur
tlio will carry the bmia
aufi-ly tlirntigh the mrlilng
erl.l and put them lu
coiKlltlon to Inr when evRi
coinmniiil tl'elilKheatprloe
and will dnreloie jrnur
ehleke laaur tliaa any
oHier lood,
1'cel flreen Tlnoe anrl
nae reaaoKOiie to kill
the lice, en I nn will make
Jlly per emt more pro.l
Rnd for Catalogue tnd
prlcoa.
PETALDH HCUBATOB COCPT, rCTALOWX, CAU
MORPHINE
HABIT I
Bookaftea.
SURE CURE
FaotBo MaAkane Oe.. Clar M. taa tnuxitaoa
oO
h,
& o
nyUUOIWIll SURPRISE YO'J
Aek for our 0 page r r- p- r
1'itwii list, r n u c.
firviiTHS' CASii GTOfTg.
Larrraat Dealers, -
416-418 FRCNT ST., J F3AHCISC3.
Gas or
Gasoline
A roaltlve t'nwc-r. Reqiilri'a No Lleenaed EuI
nevr. Your Wile Can Uun It.
PALMES l BET, San Francisco, Cal, ail Portland, or.
No Batteriot or tleotrlo Spark.
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V. V. N. V. So. 4&0-8. 7. 8. U. No. 688