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Murphy film great for holidays ‘Trading Places’ Starring: Denholm Elliott and Dan Aykroyd By Serena Markstrom Oregon Daily Emerald If you’re looking for a healthy heap of holiday cliches, I recom mend steering clear of 34th street and kissing a wonderful life good bye. For holiday cheer without the “I’d like to puke all over this movie” feeling, watch the 1980s classic “Trading Places. ” My first best friend, Megan, and I used to watch it all the time. It was one of the few movies we had on tape, and we loved seeing how close we could come to memorizing the whole thing. Our favorite line is still the one when the large jail inmate walks to ward Eddie Murphy, after he brags about having a limousine. Thick arms hanging over his love handles and a tough “yes man” at his side, he says, “It ain’t too cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiv ing.” That’s funny, you have to admit. And as an added tickler, his yes man always says “yeah” in a low Barry White voice after everything the fat one says. The plot is simple. Murphy plays a disadvantaged-but-bright street person called Billy Ray Valentine. Dan Akroyd plays a Harvard-bred snob born with a silver spoon up his, er, in his mouth. Winthorpe Louis III is his snobby name. Louis III leads a delightful life. He’s successful in his job managing a commodity brokerage firm, he has a prissy fiance with shiny hair and he is a member of the all-white “her itage club.” We don’t know if Murphy is home less, but we first meet him rolling around Philadelphia on a makeshift wheelchair, pretending he was wounded in Vietnam and asking for donations or a slice of ham. The two literally bump into each other, and then the fun begins. Louis III thinks Valentine is trying to rob him, and when Valentine tries to give his briefcase back, confusion is in the air and cops are closing in on him. So he escapes into the Duke and Duke building. The Dukes are rich white guys who like to mess with people’s lives. After the scene, Mortimirbets Randolfe that the homeless Murphy could run the company just as well as the snob if given the right circum stances, and that Louis III would re sort to crime if all his cushy privi leges were removed. They trade places. It’s an experi ment of heredity versus environ ment. Randolfe wants to believe that success is in the blood. He says some classically racist lines, such as: “He’s a Negro. He’s probably been stealing since he could crawl.” Mortimir wins the bet when Valentine loses his scheming ways and Louis HI resorts to crime — but he really is just trying to kill Valen tine because in his mind the “terri ble Negro” is responsible for all his woes. The Dukes’ experiment backfires when Valentine (with a joint burn ing the inside of his mouth) gets hip to their bet. He finds Louis IE, and they con spire along with the butler and the hooker who have been housing Louis III until he can get back into his wing-tips and his previous life of luxury. “It occurs to me that the best way to hurt rich people is to turn them into poor people,” Valentine astutely points out before they hatch a plan. The plan works, the Dukes lose all their money, and the team of “low-class” people takes a vacation on a nice island and has that little guy who used to say “da plane” serve them lobster. For Valentine it’s a rags-to-riches, in a matter of weeks, tale. The Dukes didn’t really prove any thing because Valentine was never a thief and the crime Louis in resorted to was for revenge and not survival. Obtusely, it’s a defense for affir mative action. Valentine ended up in a higher economic class and was better able to capitalize on his natu ral abilities because he wasn’t wast ing his wiles trying to stay alive. Louis III ends up in a romance with a pre-Julia Roberts noble hook er who doesn’t do drugs or see many opportunities other than selling her body. He’s still wealthy at the end of the film, but he will most likely nev er return to the preppie, soulless fakes he previously hung around. He gets to learn about loyalty when “senorita shiny hair” dumps him at the first sign of adversity. The movie gives us wealth versus poverty, good triumphing against mischievousness, and it’s all in front of a backdrop of a holiday sea son in Philadelphia. “Trading Places” is a photo-ma nipulated snapshot of American so ciety with classic Eddie Murphy lines such as, “Jacuzzi? Man, when I was a kid and we wanted Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub. ” 444)4 TAG H e u e r Since 1922 • Member American Gem Society 1027 Willamette St. • 345-0354 Valley River Center • 342-4496 An authorized TAG Heuer dealer. 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