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Comedienne fuses laughter, lessons
By Ming Rodrigues
EmwaW Cof*tfb-.4ot
Bertiee Horry is cither the
Bill Cionby of sociology or the
doctor of t onus! v Or both
Voted tool Oolitic and
University Contortion of the
Year, Berry holds a i’ll U In
hik lology .tnd Is u former pro
fcH-jir one who jus! hap
pens to be futmv
Knowing exactly what to
make of her hasn't been easy
for anyone Site is either a) a
comedienne who happen* to
be scholarly, b) a gifted leciur
er/spe.iker with -l colli It edge,
or t ) a i omit with a serious
message on stage It N hard to
fall this BertUe Berry Profile
Quiz Isa au sc there are no in
eorm t answ er.
"Site has a i timed it intelli
gence that s liard to comet In
said Irunk Gellner. fatuity
advisor lor ltii- hMt t ultuntl
i-'orum She's able to lose the
gap la-tween cultures
Near the conclusion ol tier
f\ s high, si I it Mil t areer in Wtl
mington. Del . a counselor
told tier she was llui college
material Sim e then, site's
earned her doctoral*- and won
over the hearts and minds ol
a odium is across this country
and t an-iiia with .1 comedy
routine that reflects her at a
demu bit kground
Ml ol the stuif I do is
about peoph coining togeth
er," Berry said "I am a
spokesperson for everything I
believe in" As prool of this,
-.pints j> kes that I 11(111 1
nosiitve images about living
nappily together and loving
, , li other regartlless ol rat e
or gentler
Berry's t omedy t hums hi
layers tin the top is the easy
laugh Near the bottom lies
the message During her act.
she works over the stereo
tvpes ul men and women,
lilat ks and whiles speet h and
action a veritable etjuul op*
portunity tornedlenne
At It, she wo# a t leaning
woman At Ul. she worked as
Cour«r«y Pt>oto
Bertice Berry has been breaking down stereotypes via comedy tor years now and she'll continue to
do the same in Eugene on Sunday night.
i i ounselor in .1 shelter lor
buttered women Today. llerrv
is ini the verge of <1 who
knows-whnt career Though
si:, isn't certnin whit It direr
lion her t.trrer will lake, .site
is convinced it will not re
main on the sane irnt k for
ever
I never know from one day
to the next what s going to
happen," she said So tar, so
goml
When she (Jet idod to attend
graduate school, she request
ed catalogs from dozens of
schools They helped, hut not
in the obvious wav To decide
whore she would apply, she
tossed the catalogs across her
room i'hosi: that landed be
yond her blue throw rug
would receive applications
The first to accept won.
That was Kent State
Although she said she was
always funny, it was in the
i lassroom that her comedy ca
reer took off Mike Veneman.
a friend and former Kent State
counselor, met Berry at a doc
toral seminar "You," he told
her, "are funny
"That wasn't a compliment
to me then as 1 was trying to
in' a m hoiar,” Berry said. But
«v«n 1 or studmiU found her
funny uni told hor that if she
could aiii thorn over by mak
ing il m to loam, sho could
win m ■ r comody uudtoncos
Bin Lining a tomodiunno
(ms also earned her unothor
bonus When I would go
homo bo for (>. my mom
wouldn t lot mo toll jokos.”
Berry said. "Now when I go
homo sho wants mo to toll
jokos to everybody "
Bern w ill portorm this Sun
day, Jan tw. at 7 p in in the
Hull ( enter's Silva Contort
Hall The show is free
‘Pretty Hate Ma
and Sting-gone
Nine men nans
Pretty Hate Machine
TVT Records
1989' .
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was released ;n !‘ttei it bus never been
more popular than it Is (low ! lie Video
for :’llead Like .1 He e has received
heavy airplay M; V ! V m i He -album
soared to noodiC* 111 on /);//!>< ufd's
chart
lor those iin.ii i lined in industrial
musii the first few listens may lie more
annoying than enjoyable 1 he i haute,
beat and schi/uphrenir synl hcM/ers
Will seem liiSiiimteii at best A w mult
listens, however. and it laet nines adtle
live
For those unaccustomed
to industrial music, the
first few listens may be
more annoying than
enjoyable. The chaotic
beat and schizophrenic
synthesizers will seem
disjointed at best.
This is one ul these albums that grows
un vou At first listen, it will seem men*
bothersome than anything, but give it
time It beasts a musical style that takes
tldie to get used to, but OIK e you’re used
to .!. it bei nines a favorite
The vocals by brent Ke/nor, the
hand's sole rnemiier are passionate and
convey a sense of rage as he lashes out
at the world
In Terrible Lie " Ke/nor condemns
chine’ addicts
•jazz annoys
thr t ontfti.Ik lions he mv' hi religion,
hul m Ihr same breath In’ u!n%
|n-rs. Dorv'l lake 11 aw.iv from me. ! i
someone In hold mi to His nigo-boils
mil hi is su.in si : ii' -n: the s.mie
words in .1 Iri'ii. i n! imhii ,i!cnt .in
guisli
I’lrlli H.tlr \f. . is. indeed lutt
,;[ h.itr hoi it fi’iiitlHis ■•!islurhm.’ls ul
dicttvo -
The Bob Belden Ensemble
Straight to My Heart:
The Music of Sting
Blue Note Records
1991 *
★ ’ 2
Some enthusiasts might he
please.! ss l f tl Stl.i.f;!!! to '/v t/e,;''
which contain* renditions to
Sting rompositums but Sung fans mav
actually b« repulsed
tunes, lull Lleiden opted ter so. ie. • >n
tour lit tile l! 11 k .e,.! ■: ■, .1
not work It is nia ■ : ' s ,ii
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llie version o! the holme eiassu
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•|)ream ol The Him I urtles ' win. ii
slightly niore expansive than Sting's,
and Tin V Ualn •• Alone," win. h ;s
emotional hut lost without the sun
pinaii* u! Brant.a '. V .: . he. who pt f.> I
on the original
Hie nature ol this pmier t invites mm
parisuns. and Belden simply d< es not
measure up
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