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BY PAT MALACH
In Knglish vocabulary brown
doesn't exactly denote great
ness In lac l. It is a (Hellv
mundane word Dirt and its
cousin mini arc usually brown
And of course. feres is brown
\nvone who has drank, a lair
share of green Ix'cr on St Put
r ii k s Da v roll Id argue this
point bins ever)
\s a whole, (or hole! most id
us would' agree that brow ii is
not a word we assm tale with
power or wisdom Ninels nine
peri out of the time myalls will
garner itself in rich i olors like
green purple, gold, sliver or
red dolors with i liarac ter are
tbi' key Hrown just doesn't i ut
it.
Hut the mui b maligned anil
taken lor granted brown got a
boost in tin- arm rei nulls on
network television No longer
will brown be dismissed as a
simple eartbtone
Hrown, or more specifically
jerry Hrown, was the most col
o r f u I f e .11 u r e o I a recent
Democratic debate on one ol
our fine television networks
IJi spiti being warned along
w itli tin' rest ot the p.irtii iparits
at the Democratic presidenti.il
candidate debate, riot to solicit
funds for bis campaign, former
( a 11 for nia go s e r nor |e r r s
Hrown had the nerve to repeat
edlv give out Ills toll free cam
jiaign contribution number
While pundits and punks
alike characterized Brown's ai
turns as turning the deflate into
a version of tin1 Home- Shop
|img Netw ork. there < ou Id pos
siblv be more to the stors
In start vs itii. it is necessary
to ask it a forum where candi
dates are allowed one minute to
respond to cjuestions about the
ic-vtim of ,j country i\ rvt-fi.r»* •
niotoly an snicilfctuai rmic-ivor
tn lh»* UxM place
How mmId one < .»n*iuiatc hir
n’.ish t fir ! rn.!ge of ** uc:h .in
i-or ;» UnU: perspev Uve \V is
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Hu t I digress
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It .is I,i r ii ill I In’ link n .i ill e
M ■ iiilii'.i i ii 111r Ii ini si' IT' V\ hy
I link .it till' 11 v nr .i I ii message
liriiw u m.iv li.iv n In mi trying to
get at and pass up tin' i Irani n In
mill vile .1 ni.ltl who sets': himself
up tor uii tin- ( hintj> shots nn
mindless 11 mi I iiili grasp'
lor those id you who tout
better things to do than vs.itih
the 1 )e mui rat i < m nd id ate s
deflate’' let tile summarize the
ill a i ii. and only point ol
itrovs n s platlorin I In poiitii al
system in \mertl a has been
stolen It has been eonupted by
influence in the form ol money
and t arnpatgn finanie Ayeruge
tav (lay ing i itl/ens are no long
er the constituents ol our lead
ers :u Washington Npei lal 111
ten st grou|is with the money
to hac k up their fieliefs are
Brtavii meandered hac k t<
this point every opportunity he
had to speak And then, finally
lie did It he gave out ills toll
free i ampuign nutniier saying
in was trying to give the aver
age American a ( fiance to get
ha( k into politics Alter all,
1.001) people giving SJ aptei ■■
are t vv h . us powerful as ea
pelson paving $1,000 a plate to
eat lunch vv ith the t urrent (ires
ident
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thr mights hr .iv ji.ml m hr.
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siitin-: tli.in his 1 tiiMi number)
ileep ill thru hr.irts must
Vitu rii.ihs know tlir immtrv\
(10lit!( s htisr .ilhindoiird thrill
Uis.it thr'i .irr lixiking fur is the
mess'.igr tli.it provides ,i vs .iv
.lit Brown s niiiilistii expo
■ u! thr jiruiilrm Bui not of
i|-r tiny solutions. vs hi. h only
srrvrif to jiut him .ni thr -..in;,.
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