TT^ Llll. Tom and Jerry reach prime time THE FINE PRINT BY PAT MALACH In Knglish vocabulary brown doesn't exactly denote great ness In lac l. It is a (Hellv mundane word Dirt and its cousin mini arc usually brown And of course. feres is brown \nvone who has drank, a lair share of green Ix'cr on St Put r ii k s Da v roll Id argue this point bins ever) \s a whole, (or hole! most id us would' agree that brow ii is not a word we assm tale with power or wisdom Ninels nine peri out of the time myalls will garner itself in rich i olors like green purple, gold, sliver or red dolors with i liarac ter are tbi' key Hrown just doesn't i ut it. Hut the mui b maligned anil taken lor granted brown got a boost in tin- arm rei nulls on network television No longer will brown be dismissed as a simple eartbtone Hrown, or more specifically jerry Hrown, was the most col o r f u I f e .11 u r e o I a recent Democratic debate on one ol our fine television networks IJi spiti being warned along w itli tin' rest ot the p.irtii iparits at the Democratic presidenti.il candidate debate, riot to solicit funds for bis campaign, former ( a 11 for nia go s e r nor |e r r s Hrown had the nerve to repeat edlv give out Ills toll free cam jiaign contribution number While pundits and punks alike characterized Brown's ai turns as turning the deflate into a version of tin1 Home- Shop |img Netw ork. there < ou Id pos siblv be more to the stors In start vs itii. it is necessary to ask it a forum where candi dates are allowed one minute to respond to cjuestions about the ic-vtim of ,j country i\ rvt-fi.r»* • niotoly an snicilfctuai rmic-ivor tn lh»* UxM place How mmId one < .»n*iuiatc hir n’.ish t fir ! rn.!ge of ** uc:h .in i-or ;» UnU: perspev Uve \V is : 'Vug ' ■ ■ ■!.lv\ V k (*i,i*c inijsh ai jotting !iini' lor :i Ii IS 00 ii i ill 11 !■' •’ !' i' ■' ill’ 1 lilt’s . 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