EDITORIAL
Don’t waste time,
hold election soon
The students have spoken, .it least to the extent
that they want the; right to be heard
A.St’O Vice President loSnnja Watson is up for re
[.all, courtesy of a College Republican sponsored peti
tion Just before winter break, organizers turned in
l.H4a signatures to the Constitution < ourt 15.1 more
than needed
Backers of the recall effort say it has bipartisan
backing and deny the recall is politically, motivated
Watson supporters scoff at the claims and in one slea
zy . unforgettable moment, c harged rat ism,
f'he recall is a bit of both I or the College Repaid i
< ans to sa\ its efforts are completely out of the politii al
sphere is ridiculous t)f course it has political implica
tions I hi College Republicans didn't buck the Bills
Watson to ket. and in the spirit of minority parties e\
er \ where they are exploiting an opportunity
He that as it may. there is an opportunity Watson
did shoplift, was convicted, and served her sentence
1aeii then it wasn’t such a lug deal, hut her ai turns a!
ter the storv broke seemingly no remorse, eli
made it one The College Republicans may have lit the
tire hut Watson brought the wood and fanned the
flames
.So ttii students will get the i hunt e to remove tie:
from ofta e t.u what amounts to a: m significant ssue
W at sun s shoplifting did not directly .dfec t : • r h or
have anv hearing on her ability to tutfilt tier di.t « -
Students have the right to kmm about it there ,st
shouldn't be this much i unlroversv
One more thing The ASi () Constitution puts no
time frame on when the election must be held Not to
put such thoughts in anybody’s head, but conceivably
the election could In- the day before Bills and Watson
leave of fie e
Let's hope it doesn't go that tar Whoever runs the
election needs to keep speed in mind, (let the election
done and quickly. so we can all get this nasty situation
behind us and get on vsith tilings that are really impor
taut
In a time ol rising tuition costs ami shrinking loans
and grants, inconsequential issues such as tins waste
time, money and resources
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| THE FINE
PRINT
BY DON PETERS
Hey so its the new \ * .i r
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ItlUons
It's <i tradition tins! has now
! *m-i 11 m hi,is- Noh.niy makes
resolutions anymore or d they
d*' they Iasi appro v iinately mi
hi jan ? People hatn to he n
minded of their faults ami they
especially don't want to ' i\ in
front of witnesses that tin s’ll
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I love tin* presidential elot tmn.
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and S ape :j • »rii*-rn he h
mg another bigoted, oil t olor
ok t that .-aid ’ ill*
Star in ( unmn
non again raise hopes with
my m again, oil again presi
dent ial aspirations
Patr it k Hm hanan ->i\ ••
!n go hat k to television Mayhe
lake o\ it h alw ell s show
J«• 11 \ Hi nun pimiiisi nevei
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a t’.i-; nn baseball tnum in
World Series and I hat 1!
■ \ ■ think about i nlnri/ing
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.'rd it i:ur|Mit tucks and
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. .! ; ossible opportunity
Hal bar a KoImt ts pi a:i
► s ■ Oregon Legislature
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...'1 a ■ ;t■ 111 r 1 ■ lilt- state gets .mi -
■ i ol; !■ ’.tie highest bidder
M ik bail < on bat hev .
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.»>■ s; resolutions lor m\
sei! too Rememiier, these are
1 j■ pally binding
Don Peters do hereby re
■ ■ to do tin following
heiei again 11ns SJO iiottle
si i !i ii v\ ilh diet root tieer
W 1 s11 im true k ix i .isionally
mst. ad ol waiting tor a passing
rainstorm
ktup tailing my boss
|u< klehead. even ii d is only
behind ins ton k
Mot to go down anv ski run
named Death from Above "
Sl.nl thinking aluml quitting
smoking (the crucial first step)
Never again run .1 tab .it .1
bur
Root lor the California An
gels, even il they go
Avoid taking .1 i:lass entirely
by Footnotes
Learn bow to nook I he Dom
ino's I’i/./u girl knows me by
name
Stop staying out until - a tn
on .1 Wednesday
Never again take another It tn
a m lit class
Clean my apartment more of
ten, instead of the semi-annual
schedule I have now
Learn how to bit a iron
Avoid using the word diver
sity'' in anything ! write
Vote, even if 1 have to put
down Bill and Opus" lor pro-,
ident again
Continue to hate the Dallas
(lowtxn s. the l 'tm ersits of Mi
ami and tlie New York Yan
Nut date anyone who can
beat me in arm w resiling
Stop referring to Northern
Californians ns them Mu--’,
be nice; they have all the water
At 111 a 11 v go in the library ibis
term
And finally
Not come into the office at I
p in on a Sunday with no idea
what I'm going to write
Well, that's that You all
should make some resolutions,
too It's fun to do. and even
more fun to break them
Don Refers is un Emerald vdi
loriul editor
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