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ir. of rnurst! ) \s you drink
floors you discard tho empties
by throwing thorn .it anyone
you soo frishee golfing You can
lake into i onsideration flow
thoughtful tfiov .iro of others,
fuit it is not necessary The
game is over when tfit• heor is
gone or when .ill the golfers
d isappear
The game is scored as fol
lows:
• One point earned for every
fieer consumed while playing
• Three points earned for every
frishee golfer hit below the
nei k with an empty beer < an
• lour points earned for overs
frishee golfer flit above the net k
with an empty fx'er can
Bonus points:
• I ivi* points lor keeping the
empty in hand and repeatedly
beating any golfer with it
• A whopping 10 points lor am
frishee golfer who is taken
away by stretcher
Obviously, the scores mode
early in the contest before the
frisboe-armcd athletes are
aware of your presence will he
the easiest These first levs hits
i an he achieved bs nonchalant
!s walking up to the golfers and
walloping them The beginning
of the contest ss if I tie char .a: ter
The most important
quality needed to be
successful at fhsbee
golfer golf is a
complete lack of
conscience or
respect for anyone
but yourself.
i/.ud by i lose -range, dime t hits
Hut tin1 real sporting chal
lenge,of thi‘ event will ciimt'
vvhi'ii tin1 lirav»• golfers who re
main devoted to their calling
trv to finagle their wav to the
end of the course l’remedita
lion and stealth will compete
with finite arm strength to see
who can gel the most hits in the
i losing Im'its (non alcoholn . of
course) of the competition
. The most important quality
need ed to he sin i ess fu I .it
frisbee golfer golf is a complete
lai k of conscience, or respect
for anyone Hut yourself
■much like midafternoon frishee
goffers themselves
And remember, il anyone
complains about your new
found hobby, just tell them.
"Hey dude, don't be so anal re
tentive It's just a game, man."
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