MASSIVE EPIDEMIC STRIKES UNIVERSITY! PROTEST DISRUPTS [activities Student group ABLO (Alien Beings Living in Oregon) claim they re ignored at ceremonies 'Every year it's the same thing — they focus on humans, humans, hu mans. ' — ABLO Spokesperson rtUUji t'i tjiksdit ,( .dltjlksd dt||t,l dsfikU tdlddk Ik.I is.lt lk).l-.tk.- k .tills skdfi hl.ktj isk.it. tk -ri.ltk i .ilk.! 1st, ..ldkltlk.lt .ddk .tik.il lUIfVV.il! VM'if * s<»*• ovviru s.iirr s otrr svvorris mvittui s ksdflsikt "i-dtl tuts., s.ltis.' sks'M osfjis od|fs!d tnsfjs stiollori n skJ.it.»vv si..!* ksdt.nxnvviis rtirifji ft tjlkstilf asdlffiksd dtiif.i .istlkls f.jldifkis !k.l is.it lk|tisfk|s ks.ltis skdfj sldkfi Isk.ii'i tk .drifk) -dkd isti dltik|flks|f til.Ik .ilkdf mrtnxnir woir.x so** owiru sou*r s oiri svmhtIs ovvieur s ksdfl.Sjkf <Msdtl Oils.) siit|S*i skslkt Osfjls odjfsld tostjs silutl.MT XI n skltifoivv stun* ksdfommus iildfll f) fjlksdlf .isdittlksii dfiii.i .Istlkls fciIcilfk}> Ikd lsdt lk|iistk|s ksiitls skdtj sldkt) Isk(lt) fk dliifki .dkd 1st) aldkjflksji rildk .ilkdf mrewoir v\.»u- x s«»* owiru shut s 0irr swoerls owi«*ur s Outbreak of senioritis worst in school’s history Victims crave mysterious 'pomp and circumstance; authorities baffled by the phrase <»d|tsid lostfs sdutliH-i xi n skldfum stuie kxdtm \ u*Vi »s ,ddl,l I, ItlkMlII .isdlljlksd Hilt! dstlkK IdldltklS Ikd istlf Ikldslk ' ksdll. ski if) sldki, Ukdh tk -lilts k * . kd I h!k jl !k sjl i ■ 11 k i i k :|t m : I«- \\I •:: v\ , ... • % ksdtlsjkt i>|sdtl nl • sdtisii s»slkl usljls ud|Kld Iustjs sdufloer \i li xkldft»»v\ stole k Mill*! 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( sidkf) iskdti tk aidtkj .dkd d| d : klflksd ,»ldk dkdl iilfrUul! le \ sue ouiru suier s out suuerls ovxieuf s ► sdflsjkf uisdfl udst. sdtisu sk ‘ f usljls udifsld fosfjs sdotluer \t n s k 1111 *: u s foie ksdtoixiivxos ■ ddfd f) Idksdl! ..sdddkvd dtn h. dstikis fdldlfk|s Ikd !sdf Ik.Mlsfkis ksdti.s skdf] sl.ikti ! s k d 11 tk .iidlki -dkd 1st) dldkitiksjf aidk .dkd! nirevvoir wue s sue o\v iru suier s mei >u him Is «»v\ leur s ksdflsikt ujdfl olfso sdt|s<’ dsikt i isf |lx odjfsld tustjs sd'dsuel M : skldfoivv stole ksdfoi vnvvos .ddfii h ti!k sd 11 -isdltilkvd itlM.1 dsflkis !diiilik|s Ikd isdf ikidsfkjs ► -..-if! ■ s M i I: sidkf) Iskdti fk .ditfkl dkd ls-f| .ddkjfikslf <ddk .dkdt lurewoir \\”|e x sue ovviru soier s mei swoerts m\ »ew s ksdtis|kt u isc| 11 udsu sdti.s'i sk-dkl usljls odffsld fustj-s sdufloer \< ri skldfom stole ksdlmMiWuS 'Everybody's got it — my roommate's a sopho more and she already has it." — Concerned Student aldfjl f| f|lksd!f im!!I )lk s«i iltijt.i list Ik Is ItiltlifVis Ik.i I Slit lk|«Mk|s ksdfl sktlf| s|iikt| Isk(it) tk .ililfk) ilkii 1st) al.lkiflks.l aliik ilkiif iiiri’wmr \\ m< v mm* ov\ iru m• it*r s ni«*r swiMirls im itmr s ks.ifls|kt OfSlifl lllf.NO StiijM skslkt ost11s .ulitslct tnst|s silntli \< n skllltmu stiur kstitoiXJUM'S .iliitil t| iilksillt <1 sci !f j t k Hit df)|ld listlkls t(illiltk|S Ik.I Is,If lk|ilstk|S ksdfls S**morilis \ n Inn rt-sliiu; < omtnrtahl\ » ■ ,.! k i i *■ .1*1 ! k » • ‘ W . < i k , i li.U ! * t . Ik .ilk.!? •- * * • !’ .|k I • »is(|l| .!! .1 ?• i * * ' Ost|is ikljlslll t..sf|S wU'tliM i M i: ski-II.-A s?..!.' ks.lt . MUM 'I'm done with school M/e got out a month ago DIDtt'T WE??' — Pathetic Victim .il.il t Mi, if i ,.!]!:!. 1 !!i,I,, tlsflu,. h!!,! i t m ill! Mf ik r I ft r- 1 , i! i ■ sk.lf) i ■! k 11 Isk • l!| (k .Ii‘ ’ lk i .1 i » d -1 .ddk-jtlk ,1 . i. Ik • i i k 11 f > k-Silfls|k ? ill ml . > d 11 • k k ' osfjls irtijfsid f..st|s si}<illtii’i ... n skltifui'A ir k m!I-.i u.u. - itldli: t • d --.III asdlf, wl .1 s t: k • ' . Ik ! If > is . 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I MIT sU I MTU OVV It’llf s ksdtlsjkt «.|sdtl nilv.i sdt |sn skslk! i is! j 1 s odjfsld Inst IS sdufltWT VI fi skldfoivv stole ksdlmXfV.Mis aldij! f) fjlksdit asillhlksd dfjifa dsflkis fdIdIfk|s ikd It lk|dsIV|s ksdtls skill} s!dkl| •.kd11 fk .»1«11V ! .ikd I-I) aldk|!iks|f aldk i!k il mrew.iir won- x sue ovviru s< ia-i s out su on Is oVMcur s SHOW WILL STILL GO ON Frog to be commencement speaker 'These graduates look like they have a sense of humor.' — Frog says of the honor l - I,’ ■ it: nil . . • - i usfsis . Itljtsiii insfjs •» . f* • stoi. ks.it.MXtf.M .ilrihi !| !|i k-.i j i f .ts.iihiks • :■ - .U''k . '•!!'!ifk • f ik; !• tk . - f • k ■1 ikf ' k if. tk . • ifk , ► i .liflkllik Mi .iltik I'.kjf IUI f ! i r \..lt k i k ! . ; -.lit: * 11 v -k ■ k ! ;• •J'--'!* ! S iul|fs|ri ft gS Mlltfl •.»*! (J jj k i It •: • \ k'M'it' :1V h 1 i1111 f) fjlkstii! ..siUfilk - i -Hul l ij :-*V • MMifki-- ik.i :-s.!r ► : rk k, it; j Mill • mi? tk •. t k.i j 11 ■! k !! 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