MASSIVE EPIDEMIC
STRIKES UNIVERSITY!
PROTEST
DISRUPTS
[activities
Student group
ABLO (Alien
Beings Living in
Oregon) claim
they re ignored at
ceremonies
'Every year it's the
same thing — they focus
on humans, humans, hu
mans. '
— ABLO Spokesperson
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Outbreak of senioritis
worst in school’s history
Victims crave
mysterious 'pomp
and circumstance;
authorities baffled
by the phrase
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'Everybody's got it —
my roommate's a sopho
more and she already has
it."
— Concerned Student
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'I'm done with school
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ago DIDtt'T WE??'
— Pathetic Victim
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SHOW WILL
STILL GO ON
Frog to be
commencement
speaker
'These graduates look
like they have a sense of
humor.'
— Frog says of the honor
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