Jets, Raiders, Redskins sew up playoff spots
From Associated Press reports
The Washington Redskins,
Los Angeles Raiders and New
York Jets virtually sewed up
playoff spots, and Denver quar
terback Steve DeBerg tied a
league passing record in Na
tional Football League action
Sunday.
Mark Moseley booted field
goals of 32, 30, 20 and 24 yards
while lifting the Redskins to a
12-7 triumph over the St. Louis
Cardinals.
Jim Plunkett lobbed a 35-yard
touchdown pass to Calvin
Muhammad with 25 seconds
left, capping a furious fourth
quarter and lifting the Raiders to
a 21-16 victory over the Kansas
City Chiefs.The Raiders moved
80 yards in seven plays after the
Chiefs had soared 85 yards in
seven plays to take a 16-14 lead
on Billy Jackson's 1-yard
touchdown plunge with 1:55
left.
Freeman McNeil rushed for
two touchdowns and Richard
Todd passed for another to lead
the Jets to a 32-17 victory over
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The victory was New York's
fifth straight since an opening
day loss to Miami The Redskins
and the Raiders also have 5-1
records, making them virtual
shoo-ins for this year's expand
ed 16-team playoffs
DeBerg equaled a league
record for consecutive pass
completions in rallying the
Broncos from a 21-0 deficit to a
27-24 victory over the Los
Angeles Rams DeBerg
completed his last 17 passes to
tie the standard set by Bert
Jones, then of the Baltimore
Colts, in 1974 DeBerg hit on 23
of his 31 throws for 307 yards
and two touchdowns.
Buffalo's defense slammed
the door on Pittsburgh and Joe
Cribbs rushed for 143 yards as
the Bills beat the Steelers 13-0
Pete Johnson and Ken An
derson ran for second-quarter
touchdowns and Jim Breech
booted three second-half field
goals as the Cincinnati Bengals
defeated the Cleveland Browns
23-10
John Smith booted a 33-yard
field goal with less than five
minutes remaining, lifting the
New England Patriots to a 3-0
win over the Miami Dolphins
Billy Sims rushed for 109
yards and a touchdown and
Detroit's defense smothered
Green Bay with nine sacks and
five pass interceptions as the
Lions beat the Packers 30-10
Gerald Riggs and Lynn Cain
each scored two touchdowns
and a swarming defense
produced six turnovers and
seven quarterback sacks as the
Atlanta Falcons crushed the
New Orleans Saints 35-0
Minnesota s Rick Danmeier
booted two second-half field
goals to give the Vikings a 13-10
victory over the winless Bal
timore Colts Jim Zorn passed
for one touchdown and ran for
another to lead the Seattle
Seahawks to a 20-14 win victory
over the Chicago Bears
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RICHARD
HOUSTON
I miss your smile Hope you have a very
Merry Christmas Luv. J. 12 -1“?
MO. KRISTIN. JANICE A MARGO No
presents, only a personal Have a Merry
Superdeli Christmas11 ove. STROM
MARIA, my studies are lacking and your
beauty distracting but oh what a way to
go .ovo YOUR BRAT. 12 13
KAREN. MARY. DOT. Merry Christmas
E fellow clones, and I’ll see ya next yean
Love, LAURIE. 12-13
HOUSTON. Merry Christmas' Giro Love
always C.J. 12-13
CHRIS WHEELWRIGHT: Have a g M
x-mas1 I couldn't ask tor a better big
brother Love YOUR LITTLE SIS
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LYNDA QRILLO, Have a Great Christ
mas' I H be thinking of you a lot Love,
•AM. 12-13
OEANNE - Here's to Happy hours the
Camp and servicemen Meet me in
P town SHEILA._12-13
RYAN and TANTARE: Try to remember
Andre in September The housewarm
ing and Montana as well Fall term's
been great, in Number Eight, Til next
year, chiguitas, Joyeux Noel! 12-1?
KNOCK. KNOCK. "Who's there?"
candy-gram" who?" candy
gram "knock knock "hello9 "
land-shark candy-gram land-shark
_ 12-13
INTERN JASON RUDERMAN: Have a
Happy Hanukkah and a Kosher Vaca
' Bon! See ya soon. DR. K. STEIN. 12-13
I DR. L.D. JOYNES: Sharrif says Don't
watch dal watch dis " Have a Merry
Christmas and next term we II rock the
Pearl St " DR. K. STEIN. _12-13
SANDY, No distance too great can
separate us in spirit this holiday season
Have a wonderful Christmas and a
loyous New Year VIRGIL. 12-13
DR. J - All I want tor Christmas is you
Kiddo, what more could a Beah want9
Merry Christmas Kiddo and happy ski
ing! All our love to you, AHHH BEAH,
ORKA. PUPPY._12-13
KAPPA KRISTEN, Merry Christmas to
the best big sis ever' I'll miss you! Love.
ROBIN. 12-13
' ZACHARIAH A DEBBIE
I hope this is one ol the good ones
DEDE. you are the greatest big sis
Heavy snowfall is predicted in Berkeley
over Christmas and it s Millet time! have
a fantastic Christmas and a great New
yea , me ann. 12-1?
CHICA 1 - You are the greatest big sis
that anyone could ever have Watch out
tor those moving bookscases have a
very Merry Christmas and a super New
year Love CHICA 2. 12-1?
SCARY - You're the best big sis anyone
could ask tor1 Merry Christmas and
happy reunion Love BIMBO. 12 1 ?
JOHN; you've got the WHITEST teeth
and make the best cottee around LOVE
YOU LOTS. 12-1?
TO MY BUCKAROO ROOMIE: you re
O-tay Pa-e1 But no more sardines O-tay?
WENDY LEE. 12-1?
MAUREEN: Your the woman of my
Ultimate desire. Lets keep flying and
getting parallel. BILL. _12-1?
A.G.A - Wishing you Christmas joy -
every day ot the year. (Ducky! Ducky!)
L ove you. R.N-O. 12-1?
BEARZY
„kprsp togrsp srgt! Do you still
know the geek language7 Happy flying,
playing, giving, collecting, missing,
gaying, M & T ing, relaxing and coming
backing Happy vaca and PARTY DUDE!
WENDY: Our second Christmas and
we're still friends! Here's to thousands
more Love you JOHN
FUR: Have a Chicken House Christmas
and a Dog House New Year Love,
DOOOY BAG_
MARGO The pary was the beginning,
slowly I grew to know you From pots of
cottee we talked, now, I know you well
The term ends too soon, let's keep it
going. Cottee tonight? JE_
BWANA:
Boss in the new year knock on wood
We'll be there, it'll warm our hearts. You
have a great X-mas, and remember At
the end of every hard earned day. we'll
find a reason to believe XOOO, VINNY
99. P.S. It's still hard to be a saint in the
city.
OREGON CREW: Many miles at Christ
mas means many ribbons in the spring
We're hot._
BRANDON JOHNSTUN: You cut your
hair!!! We like you even without it. Merry
Christmas DEADLY TRIO
TRIDELTS
Have a very
Merry Christmas
I will miss you!
Love, Kristen
KIKI
I swear to God this is the last Christmas
I'm going to do this or be here, but I'll
always be your pal. Talk is cheap, tho.
isn't it"? Here’s to our New Year' Love,
BUSY
PSYKO Have a delightful Christmas and
a decadent New Year's Good luck on
finals Love, YOUR LITTLE SIS_
L. ANNE QREEN I've got classified
information that Santa is a goob Run tor
your lite! Love, MR. X
SANDY J.
You have a great X-mas It'll be different.
I'll be thinking Ot you. All my care and
concern SVB. P S. Don't take any rings
tor X-mas this year._
SIGMA NU JAKE We wish you a Merry
Christmas and arwody New Year's
Good luck on finals. Love, YOUR BIG
SIS__
HEY F-l FOX! Good luck on T.E.E.'s
Only three more semesters and a little
STAR You'll make it! I love you.
S. STEPHANOPOLIS Great to see you
again. Merry Christmas and Happy New
Year VBT
EMMYKAY A not • from L.J.
Before I forget to tell you. All alone In
vast Sisters, I'll be lacking my mister,
so you'd better come see and ski
Hoodoo!_
JERRY A.
You are a thief six times over! Merry
Christmas anyway!
LOVE, JEANNINE
A HILARIOUS Merry Christmas to a
certain Shafer Hall Are you keyed?
Gimme 86! JOHN _
AMY BUSH. JIM WALTERS, DENISE
SHARP, SUSY ISBELL, MINDY
MILLER, RON LOCKNER, DARIUS
MYRCXIC (?). “EL PATO" KOCH,
CINDY EPLING, REBECCA REESE,
ANNIE GRABER, AND MONTY PYTH
ON: Merry Christmas! PAVE A KITTY
TERESE You're gorgeous, tun. and a
great dancer Thanks tor the electrifying
experience Saturday
VINNY & GINGER
Oi Mau-Mau and Pinky I can't keep this
a secret from your sharp eyes. So just let
me say. ummm yeah. well, this
Thursday and oh, I just get too mushy
when I think how cool you kids are
bwana
OAVE L. Here's to a "pleasantly boring"
vacation. We desen/e it, but I'll miss you.
See more ot you next term, you elusive
RA? All my love YOUR REAL S.K.
TO ALL VIETNAMESE STUDENTS
Have a Merry Christmas and good luck
on your finals HOALE_
BO PEEP I'm no sheep, but you can
spontaneously pull the wool over my
eyes anytime Merry Christmas. HAIRY
DG DARB I can't wait to ski with you!
Next term will be even better. Love, TIM
DAN
The past three weeks were the best
present I could've asked for
Love, D.D.
OREGON MOOSE PATROL: Have a
happy holiday season Enjoy your vaca
tion MOOSE HENDON
VELMA
Have a Merry Christmas and a super
New Year. I'll miss you.
Love, SCOTT
KATE No skating this week, ok? Do well
on your finals and have a great vacation.
GRAPES
TO MY PUDDLE FACE Congratula
tions! You did it. I'm looking forward to
Christmas on Dec 27th, Bloody Marys, a
snowy night on New Years Eve with
Sequel, and relaxation I love you gobs,
WHIFFER B.B.
CREW CRAZIES Happy holidays. Get
PSYCHED for winter rows and rowdy
times. Love, CREW HQ
MERRY CHRISTMAS BRITTI Have a
wonderful holiday season, I'll see you
next year! Love. JANE
DEAR BERBERA This year's been swell
and I can't wait to hit the slopes (and
trees) next Saturday. Love, JAS
SOVERIGN STALLION Please keep the
lobsters underhand, for soon Santa will
be over the land Maybe he'll bring you
kitchen utensils or oranges lor food But
you know, leather is better, but lace is so
good. Merry Christmas, love, HARM'S
ANDREW: Merry Christmas EEP OPP
ORKAH-AH L.P.
S.T. God jul, Godt nytt ar Jeg elsker deg.
-W- 12-13
FELIZ NAVIDAD to scott, Rich, Laura
Pam, Joann. Velma. Pat, Brian P .
Chuck, Tammy, Paula and Roomie.
(Kramedog at Cornell, too) Kevin Ma
"Lean I love you! see you in 4 days
Love, MBK. P S Hi to Babak. Jon, and
Peter tool!_12-13
CHRIS - For a breath ot ecstacy, Give all
you have been or could be M.T.C.C.
_12-13
LISA WONG: Thanks to a great room
mate. Take oft you hoser! Merry Christ
mas Love, JENNIFER._12-13
E-13, hope shankin Clause brings you
each many, many sport's pak's your
Loedy Roedy._12-13
CHERYL, Merry Christmas I'll miss you
much. No, don't touch that present!
Love, TURKEYBREATHS MOM. 12-13
CHERYL: sorry tor. yellow pillows, eat
ing soup, stinky rooms, helping study,
etc! Merry Christmas TURKEY
BREATH.12-13
KAREN: MAURA: Hey buds lets party
for Christmas. Consider it done. We
mean business! LAURIE.12-13
JENNY: My fellow munchkin and auth
ority on xmas. Have some beer and a
merry xmas._12-13
MAGATHIN: hope Santa gives you a
book on my lessons! Merry Christmas
smut. Love, LUSH.12-13
JAN, Happy Chanukah (I remembered )
Hope it's a good one. Love your virgin
roommate, LUSH.12-13
STEVE 5-23-61: Merry Christmas, Mr
Hays! Why didn't we visit the beach
sooner? LAURA 5-23-68.12-13
HONEYBUNS - Have a very merry
Christmas! Love and kisses, PUNKIN
NOODLE.12-13
TO THOSE AEROBIC SOFTBALLERS:
Practice up on your dancing, drinking,
eating, and partying skills over vacation
(not necessarily in that order) and get
ready to be the best and be in shape -
VIPERS.12-13
BARBARIAN SPORT - Merry Christ
mas! Hope Santa brings you what you
want - oh, and toys too! Love. MOM.
_ 12-13
SHERI W. Thanks for always being
there I couldn't have made it without
your help. CLARK._12-13
MUSCLEMAN - Would love your es
sence under my tree - you can even have
your way! RACOON EYES. 12-13
TAMMY LAMB - God gave me a special
gift when you came into my life KEEN
EY.12-13
MY HONEY BUNNY: Gosh I love you! I'll
miss you over break. Love, TOM. 12-13
D.G. DOT, Merry Christmas big sis.
Have a good one! Love ya, TERRY.
12-13
WENDY, HELEN, DICK, Kevin. Tony.
Sue W, Next time you're in Pittsburgh
Party! Good Luck, will miss ya - KYM
(alias Peggy)._12-13
MON and BRIAN: Merry Christmas,
dudes! Thanks tor making Whitelaw's
Econ. 201 so 8ITCHEN! It was one HELL
of a pain in the short run, but in the long
run we not only passed the class with
moderate success, but got the privilege
of Whitelaw's "tremendous" personality!
What more could you ask? Remember -
Anderson for Anarchy - Vote in '84' Love
ya, BANOV.12-13
DAWNA and LAURIANNE, Merry
Christmas! Don’t get too radical over
vacation; I want to see 2 healthy bodies
return in January! You must remember
to Leisure with Dignity! LSD PREVAILS!
Love. SANDY. P S When't the next mud
tight?_12-13
REMAKABILL, Festive times ahead
PATTY. P S Neck ties? I'd love to!
12-13
SNUGGLE BUNS: Hope we have a
wonderful vacation full of love and good
times. I trust you my love Merry Christ
mas. RAINBOWS.12-13
TCS, I love you! Let's continue to grow
intertwined in each other. Love you,
SKC.12-13
TRI DELTS JENNIFER JANE AND
JENNIFER JO (Mimi and Riz). thanks for
a fun term roommies! Who else is ever
going to put up with my lousy singing?
Love, JAN.__ 1243
TAMMY: Ah, yesssssss, Tammy M'Dear
I'm appointing you with honorary Damn
conciderateness D.C. ON PEARL.
12-13
DR. KEN: Yes, you have a personal!
That’s all for today, ha, ha. Your Damn
conciderateness: DR. LES. 12-13
ROBIN - I'll think of you while I'm on the
Colorado slopes Merry Christmas,
SMOOTH._12-13
KEN, Charif don't like it, Chuck the
window I think it's not kosher! D.C.
12-13
BACINA: Hope you are out of supply
often enough to keep the dishes
washed 8MITH. 12-13
MERRY CHRISTMAS ANNETTE!
You’re the best big sis anyone could
ever have! Love ya .CHERYL. 12-13
A - You make my Christmas merrier than
it's ever been before! Erba Derba
BB7CGm B2. 12-13
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