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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 27, 1978)
Transition IFC allocates $160 to Women in Wednesday evening the Inci dental Fee Committee (IFC) allo cated $160 to Women in Transi tion, a program for “non traditional women” students. Women in Transition is now an ASUO recognized group, but not an officially funded group. How ever, the program is submitting a budget to the IFC this term for funding next year. Being a recognized group means it’s allowed "to schedule rooms, have tables set up in the EMU and the ASUO takes re sponsibility for it,” says Michael SAVE DURING BERG’S NINE-DAY MID-WINTER SALE! Don’t miss Berg’s Big Values on fine winter outdoor equipment - sale is from Jan. 26 thru Feb. 4 only! All items limited to stock on hand. PACKS Famous brand day packs, rucksacks, internal frame packs, overnight ski touring packs. Our entire inventory (except external frame packs), during our sale are.10% to 25% OFF BOOTS All hiking, mountaineering, and work boots, during our sale, are .10% to 30% OFF SLEEPING BAGS Snow Lion Small Sack Polarguard sleeping bags. Discontinued model, fit juniors and adults up to 5 -8''. Temperature rating, 20 deg. F. An excellent sleeping bag, both right hand and left hand zip models in stock. While they last, 35% OFF! Regular price $58.50, SALE PRICE.$37.95 DOWN PARKAS Famous brand name down parkas. Good selection while they last, in both men and women's sizes. Women’s sizes Regular $65.50, men's sizes regular $69.00, your choice, ON SALE AT.$51.50 DELUXE SHIRT Woolrich Western Combo deluxe chamois shirts. Very nice shirts, but they don’t sell as well as the regular chamois, because of the higher price. So now they’re at SALE PRICES, to clear them out. Regular $24.95, reduced 30% to .$16.95 WOOLRICH SECONDS We have a nice selection of Woolrich 2nos now in stock...knickers, wool shirts, flannel shirts, down vests. The “2nd" flaws are minor, and compared to “1st" prices, they’re all at least .20% OFF Plus many other savings, too! And remember - SAVE NOW - sale ends Feb. 4! — SHOP EVENINGS We’re Open Friday & Saturday Evenings until 9:00 p.m. Patre fi At the corner of 11th & Mill Phone 343-0013 Connelly, ASUO administrative aid. Until Wednesday, the pro gram used its member’s resources to operate. IFC chairer Doug Benson says the $160 will cover "basic administrative expenses.' The group was organized for "women ages about 23 to 65, usually returning students, to help them or give them feedback,” Connelly says. Most University activities and programs are di rected toward the younger student, and the support group helps older women students not “feel all alone," he says. Next Wednesday will be the last weekly IFC meeting. The commit tee then begins ASUO program budget hearings. Any ASUO pro gram needing funds should con tact the IFC soon. After the Feb. 1 meeting, no requests for unallo cated funds will be heard. In a story in Wednesday’s Emerald, the vote on the Women's Symposium funding was incorrect. The vote was 6 to 2 in favor of funding with Benson and Scott Bassett casting the dis senting votes. A Typewriter Warmed In Hell By JOCK HATFIELD Of the Emerald Stardate: — 1181: The State Bored of Education, noticing that some persons are becoming a little upset with their failure to divest of corporate South African stocks within the millen nium, said in a press release today they will get on the matter as soon as possible. However, the state bored head had some reservations. “The South African government has changed 15 times since we made the decision to divest," he said. “I’m sure if we wait around long enough, this facist racist govern ment will go away too.” *********************** Job aptitude test: There are many of us, in the sixth or seventh year of college, who are beginning to feel the urge to find a direction in life. The ques tion, “What do I want to be when I grow up? begins to take on new meaning. Those who cannot do anything will necessarily be at a small disadvantage. The following test, designed by 15 psych ologists and a fatality, should indicate the job meant just for you: Answer yes or no. 1. I enjoy being around sheet metal. 2. Hiding behind bushes is my forte. 3.1 love nothing better than sing ing songs about Exxon corpora tion. 4.1 often stick my fingers in other people’s lemonade. 5. When I see a murder I: a. Write a letter to the editor b. Rush home for my 30mm lense c. Take notes 6. I love stuffing things. 7.1 often write “Jesus is” on bath room walls. 8. I am extremely interested in who Ipso Cadastro is. I also wish to learn more about the krankoof lidro rebellion. 9. I consider the spelling of “supercsede” of universal impor tance. If you answered ‘‘yes’’ to 2,5 and 7, you are well suited for the following professions: street corner evangelist, taxidermist, paid killer, longshoreman. If you answered “yes” to 5 and 9, you are well suited to become a journalist, a mortician, or a paid killer. If you answered yes to 1 and 8, you are well suited for graduate school. *************** The pissed off Student Brigade announced this week that it has adopted a new anti-national an them: Oh, when you look for The anarchist label When you are buying A gun, knife or bomb. You know you're buying the Anarchist’s level And supporting your anarchist's cause. ft FOOSBALl MADNESS!!! We’ve just recieved 4 - MILLION • DOLLAR • TOURNAMENT - SOCCER • BLUE • TOP • TABLES, in addition to our air hockey & electronic games. We are now forming Foosball teams; and we’ll enter tournaments and have Foosball playoffs. So, come on down to the Gatehouse, join the team, drink your favorite beverage, and enjoy a game of Foosball, TODAY! Don’t forget our Big Screen TV, for all your favorite sports events. OLCC cards required 3200 Gateway St Springfield 726-0311 r The anthem will be sung prior to all revolutions and testimonial dinners. **************. My Life and Times (an unfinished epoch novel): At this point the author leaves off. There has been much specu lation as to what he intended to do with the remaining 10,000 pages. One critic points to the absence of Gildenstern and Rosencrantz, who were reportedly in the vicinity checking parking meters at the time of writing, as evidence of a deeper plot. Still others declare the author intended the work as an indictment of existentialist society with altruistic, metaphysical impli cations. We find little evidence to support this claim. A close look at the author’s working notes for the epoch gives us an understanding of his true intentions: As we can see. the author in tended to have a series of superimposed subplots, with a couple of conflicts and foils thrown in for fun. The personalities of Natasha, Draubetzkey, Andrey. Kutusou and the frog were to slowly unfold throughout the book. One theory held that Natasha and Draubetzkey, the idealists of the book, were in fact coffee stains. This theory was disproved by chemical analyisis.
