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Emerald Editor: U "iiUniii'tl from f>wir 6) please have someone direct you to any “outhouse" on campus and you shall find such an aes thetically pleasing display of culture as was ever collected in one place,) However, Dean Nickerson is not satisfied to make merely one monumental advance and then rest on his laurels — which arc indeed deserved and must as suredly get his name into the history hooks. He has gone on to make a grand advance in the crime-detection sphere as well, liis intuitive genius in this re gard overwhelms all those other shabby charlatons whom we once innocently revered as great detectives. Note how exactly and expert ly he was able to pinpoint the criminal* involved. It was . . an incident involving misuse of University property by two graduate students who occupy a University office. . . . They had (written) on the walls...” (My emphasis) How great, how brilliant, how noble this man is. He is able to judge conclusively who committed the crime with out relying upon witnesses, a court of law. or any of the other outworn trappings of our judi cial system. American jurisprudence will be completely revolutionized by the infallible Nickerson method. Hy merely inspecting that office, by a short perusal of those des ecrated wails, he was able to hand down a decision at which people shall marvel for quite some time to come. Think how the murderer must now tremble as he pon ders his crime. The dean will enter the room in which the dastardly act occurred and with in five minutes he will have solved the case: the name of the criminal, the motive behind the crime, and any other perti nent fact—and all without use of a single detective, witness, judge, or juror. Exceptional? Not at all. The good dean implied as much in those few short sentences in which he pre judged the case Without a doubt he is frontrun ner for the national William Frye Award for IBflfi. John MacLeod Cooper Graduate, Econntics Extremist Complaints Emerald Editor: Now that at least two peo ple have taken it upon them selves to blast the idea of the Amazon Residents’ Committee, perhaps it is time that we as members try to define our roles as we see them. As extremists and agitators we are particular ly concerned with the following issues: We are appalled at the speed at which individuals drive through the project and are seeking constructive answers to this problem. Even extremists tend to. love their children. We would like to see the con struction of more and improved play area for children in order to keep them off the freeway through the project. We realize that there is a good deal of expense in such a scheme and are willing to provide labor and ideas for such a play area. We have requested, and have been granted, a newsletter from the physical plant and housing office which outlines improve ments and changes to be made In the immediate future. We merely would like to be able to plan for inconveniences such as water shutoffs. (One woman was so irrational as to be con cerned when she was unable to feed her baby due to the lack of water.) Like other extremists, we re sent the invason of privacy which has so frequently taken place in the past by members of the physical plant. Men have often either knocked or not and entered immediately. As agita tors we would like to have time to get out of the shower and throw a towel around our selves before confronting work men. These then arc some of the major issues with which we have been concerned. 1 might add that Mr. Thorpe, head of the married student housing office, has ex pressed great willingness to work with us on demands such as these. In fact, he was pleas ed that his office will have some way of finding out the concerns of residents of Amazon. At our last informal meeting, we irrational malcontents agreed that, unlike ex-resident Brown ing, the majority of us were quite pleased to live here in Amazon where we are relatively free to do as we wish with our apartments. Alan G. Fantel Graduate Assistant, Anthropology Amazon Resident Emerald Editor: Protest seems popular for its own sake now. I have been one of those "apathetic graduate stu dents” too busy educating my self and caring for my family to do my share, but now I see my negligence. I do strongly protest being represented by an "Amazon Resident’ Committee’ of which I never heard until I read of its activities in the paper. I am not the only resident here who was startled to find himself represented by that group. Admittedly, the Amazon stan dard of living is not affluent, but it is comfortable, convenient, in expensive, and I am delighted to have been admitted to the project. Mr. Stainer is correct: we may pound nails into, or put paint on the walls as we please—the University even pro vides the paint. When the members of the Committee leave the shelter of the University they will find that the outsie world not only inconveniences householders at times, but charges them more to do it. Unmask the Absurdity Emerald Editor: In contradiction to Dean Hul teng’s vituperative laceration of two recent Emerald articles, in regard to the lack of social con science demonstrated by the Em erald staff, I find such "vulgar” entries an entertaining anom aly. But in a larger sense, I feel it is not only the right but the duty of a college publication to unmask the absurdity of eu phemism, and to supplant "ap propriateness” with reality. I commend the Emerald for temporarily cutting the noose of hypocrisy which is stran gling that bloodied concept of freedom of the press. Can any man, including those of Dean Hulteng’s variety, explain why “human excrement” contains any more propriety, any more comprehensive impact, than its colloquial alternative? Is blind, irrational society, once again to stifle freedom of reality? I implore the Emerald to continue to carry the ban ner of intellectual freedom at all costs! Michael Goldberg Sophomore, Political Science Volkswagen Specialists • LOW REPAIR CHARGES • WORKMANSHIP GUARANTEED • FACTORY TRAINED IN GERMANY • FULLY EQUIPPED TO HANDLE ALL GERMAN MAKES GERMAN AUTO SERVICE 2045 Franklin Blvd. 342-2912 CLASSIFIED ADS NOTICK Classified Deadline: Place In 301 Allen, Emerald office by 2:00 p.m. day pre ceding publication. Deadline for Monday, however, la 10 a.m. Friday. Classified Rates: Sc per word the first day, 3c per word every day thereafter. Claaalfled ada may be paid for at time of placement. SO cent minimum on all ada. FOR SALE ARE AIJ, INTELLECTUALS BAD BUSINESS MEN? UO architect built houae with blood, sweat, tear*, and life savings, 2 year# ago. Panoramic view, solid, conven ient, pleasant, private, 4 bedrooms, flexible, playdecks, prime location. Fine Investment. Now going east— must sell at worst time. At a pos sible big loss. Call 344-0775. STEREO TURNTABLE. Weathers pro feselonal model. Used 6 months. Sold new $189. Sacrifice $85. JENSEN SPEAKER system. 25 15,000 cycles. Sold new $119. Sacrifice $55. 343-1210. $ EXECUTIVE CLUB MEMBERSHIP Have moved away and can no longer use It. Call Lenl Piece, 343-3315, ask to buy Susan Cannon’s membership. ROYAL PORTABLE typewriter and case, flood condition. $25. 746-1537 after 5 p.m. DORM CONTRACT. Tremendous dis count. Alpha Hall, John Straub. Coll Mike Llndergan. Ext. 2066, Room 28. BEAUTIFUL girls, good food, private bath. Auurae College Inn Contract. Phone 343-73*2. NEW 35mm CAMERA. Thru-the dense meter. 55mm 1.4 and 110mm 1.4 lenses. 345-3574 evenings. ARCHITECTURAL equipment, drawing Instrument set, T-square, and mis cellaneous Items. 1445 E. 19th, Apt. 4. H1LI-SIDE HOME. Glorious view — 2 bedrooms Carpeted. 350 Ful Vue 345 8886. DORM CONTRACT. Central location, DeCou-Walton. Call Ben Kalb, Ext. 2562, Room 205 WINTER TERM dorm contract. Cas well Bean Hall. Call Pat Hoover ext. 2143. DORM CONTRACT. Must sell; Moore Hall. Call 2155. Pam Patton. LONG FORMAL. Size 10. New. Call Kathie H. 2568. DORM CONTRACT. Ext. 2072. Ask for Be Clark FENDER BASS and Bassman ampli fier Call Ron. 343-9500. DORM CONTRACT. Boynton Hall. Call Bill, ext. 522. WILL PAY to sell dorm contract. Con tact Gary Gatton. Ext. 2159. MUST SELL 15’ Sun class sailing sloop Klaus Hohman. Ext. 2640. REFRIGERATOR and Range. 375. 344 DOKM contract. Burgess Hall. Phone ext. 1068. CARS & CYCLES SHOW CAR. 421 GP—2 fours, solid lifters—4 speed, positractlon, black Naugahlde and wood Interior. Must see to appreciate. Fred, Ext. 356. 60 TR-3 ROADSTER. 3 tops. Including newr hardtop. Stereo tape recorder. Red body with white interior and white tops. 343-8302. 1953 F’ORD Business Coupe, stick shift, 6 cylinder, 10,750 miles on engine, clean, good transportation. $250. 344-3614 evenings. *64 MALIBU SS. Black, bucket seats, four speed, mags, tape stereo. Call Gary after 6. 342-2531. 1960 VW. Sunroof, new tires. 53,000 miles. New engine. Ext. 1634. Mr Long. 1957 RAMBLER. Excellent condition. New paint, radio, heater. 344-9736 evenings. 60 VbSPA G5—has windscreen, spare tire. Good condition $150. Call 344 5063 after 5 p.m. 1965 MG 1100 2-dr., radio and heater, new WSW tires, chains. 34 MPG Ext. 395. 1965 STING-RAY. Both tops excellent condition. $3395. 688-9531 evenings. 1959 ALFA Givlietta Sprint Veloce $975. Phone 688 7337, week days. 1965 MGB. Excellent condition. Extras. Reasonable. Evenings 688-6312. 1962 LAMBRETTA. Good condition. $200. Call evenings 688-0985. 1966 MUSTANG. Take over payments. 688-8353. I960 CHEV. IMPALA. Good condition. Best offer over $600. 344-8621 after 6. Student Wins Award Harold Kugelmass, graduate in English has been awarded a New York State Regents'C o 11 e g e Teaching Fellowship for Ad vanced Study for the 1966-67 aca demic year. CARS & CYCLES 'SB CHEV. NOMAD .Solid rod, 205 on Kino, 3 speed floor shift, very clean. | Tremendous beach wagon. Contact Larry Weaver, 1515 Hilyard, »2. 345 5323. 1550 HARLEY-DAVIDSON, excellent condition -must see to appreciate— must sacrifice. No reasonable offer refused. 342-1411, Ext. 2B79. Ask for -Steve Jacobs. 1964 HANDA Scrambler 300 Kit. $475 or best offer. Dave DeVarona, Ext. 474 '65 MO 1100, 4-door sedan. Very good shape, with extras. Front wheel drive, good economy. 344-1037. CLASSIC Black, 1954 Jaguar XK 120 convertible, mechanically tops, new top, custom Interior. 345.6914 after 5. MUST SELL Immediately. 1950 Volvo. Make offer. See at 110 E. 15th or Cal) 344-7057 evenings. 1903 250 CC. Yamaha. New engine. $257. 343-3501 after 6 p.m. 1950 MATCHLESS jOOcc. $225.00. Ext. 1501. 1955 RAMBLER 4 Dr R A H., tires, body, runs, $125. 342-3100. 1904 TRIUMPH TR 4 Roadster Ex-cel lent condition. $1095. 343 7140. PORSCHE SUPER 90, Red. 344 7451 PETS LONELY? Need a loving friend? Buy a purebred Siamese kitten. 343-0429. WANTED: Cat lover to keep my cat and kitten ’til June. 343-1428. AKC TOY POODLES. Apricot and sil ver. C HEAP. Sell or trade. 345-5627. WANTED NEED 2 or 3 .female roommates to share modern. 2 bedroom apt. Close to campus, reasonable rent. Call 344 8457. MALE roommate. 20 years or older to share playboy pad with one other. Near campus. 2090 E. 14th after 3 p.m. FEMALE roommate to share 2 bed room apt. with 3 other Kiris. Your share of rent $35.00. 750 E. 18th. Call 345-6878. FEMALE needed to share comfort able campus-edge apartment. *47.50. 344-6525. MALE ROOMMATE *55 per month. Large apt. Grad student preferred. 344-0074. MALE ROOMMATE. Your share, $55. 735 E. 17th Ave., *14. GARAGE for storage space. Ext. 356— meal time or after 9 p.m. Ray Grubb. FEMALE roommate. Apartment behind Maxies. *60 a month. Call 345-4196. MISCELLANEOUS FIGHTING INFLATION? Use your school I.D. to get special prices on gasoline. Also big savings on your brand of motor oil. chemi cals, accessories, batteries, eggs, milk and fags. COPPINGS _ 6th and Blair SERVICES SECRETARIAL SERVICE. Confiden tial. References. IBM executive tvpc writer, mimeograph, shorthand and machine dictation. 688 3379. BABY SITTING my home—Amazon housing. Can furnish references. Call 342-2972. DRESSMAKING — formats, alterations, restyling. Some men's work. 1678 Orchard. 345-1706. SPANISH tutoring. Any level. Experi enced bi lingual native teacher. 343 6325. EXPERT TYPIST. Graduate school ap proved. Theses, term papers, rough drafts. 688-4284. TUTORING. French and/or Russian. Any level. Graduate student. 688-4497 after 6. PHOTO COPY SERVICE. Graduate school approved. 7c per copy. Call Flo, Ext. 1264 days, 343-4503 evenings. QUALITY TYPING. Editing. U. of O. graduate. Graduate school approved. 3030 Willamette No. 6. 342-2045. SPEEDEE typing service. Reasonable. 345-165*. TYPING. Graduate approval. Experi enced. 343-0509. TYPING. Experience, dependability. 344-8930. TYPING near campus. Graduate ap proved. 345 9678. TYPING. Graduate approved. 4 years experience. 345-5754. IRONING. 75c an hour. 345-4132. TY'PING, Mrs. Ryan. 343-6690 TYPING. IBM electric. Carbon ribbon. Elite type. 3565 Mill. 343-1327. DRESSMAKING—alterations. 746-0723. TYPING. 344-5781 TYPING 345-1666. IRONING. 75c an hour. 345-4132. SERVICES FRATERNITIES and sororities. For your economy and convenience have us install a new commercial washer and dryer. FREE installation and maintenance on our meter plan. Campus references. Call us for de tails. 343-8873. Fletcher and Smartt. 1351 Willamette GROUP TUTORING in library search methods. 40c per hour. Better term papers guaranteed. Graduate office registered. Don Baarstad. 342-4431, weekdays 8-5. FOR RENT Ft RNIS1IED APTS. 2 male grads. 1 bedroom, twin beds, quiet, spacious, comfortable. All living facilities, 24 hr. heat and utilities furnished. Ref erences. $110 a month. 2308 Willam ette. 344-9710. MARRIED STUDENTS. The housing office has a limited number of nar rled units available due to late va cates and cancellation. Please call Housing Office. Ext. 1704. SUITABLE for teacher or graduate student. Large 2-room apt. (fur nished) in ideal surroundings in River Road area. 4 miles from town. Call 688-7329. APARTMENT available Dec. l#th for 2 upper class or grad student. Nicely furnished. 1 block from campus on 14th. $115. 343 2684. 3 BEDROOM APT. Wanted 2 or 3 boys to share. Everything furnished ex cept bedding. Inquire 650 E. 15th 343-5.396. HOLSE—4 bedr.. 2 baths, drapes and carpets. 1180 W. 13th. Phone 342-4214 days. 342 2070 after a. LA HUE ROOM for woman graduate student. Close to campus. 34441951 mornings or 10-11 p.m. FURNISHED 2 bedroom apartment Fully carpeted, one-half block from campus. 342-1892. ROOM for 2 females or lady with child. Will do baby sitting. Home privileg es. 746-8558. ROOM with semi-private bath for fe male student. 1609 Walnut St. 343-1358. ROOM for 2 quiet, studious fellows. Clean double room. 345-1720. ROOM with kitchen privileges. Girls only. 345-9927. HELP WANTED MEN needed for 10 hour experiment in decision making. Must have 2 hours free, some time every day, either morning or afternoon. Mon.’ Fri. Call Mrs. Batori, Oregon Re search Institute. 344-1481. MALE advertising and saies. Car essen tial, evenings and weekends. Excel lent earnings. Call 746-6078 for ap pointments. DISPLAY and delivery'. Evenings and Saturdays. Car essential. About $70 per week. For interview call 746-6078. PIANO PLAYER to form duo for steady work. Good hours. Good pay Call Dave 345-2290 after 7:30. RIDES — RIDERS SHARE RIDE. Corvallis-Eugene. Phone 753-8144, p.m.’s. JOB OPPORTUNITIES High Income Jobs on Campus Get a high paying job in sales distri bution or market research right on your own campus. Become a campus representative for over forty magazines, American Airlines, Operation Match, etc. and earn big part-time money doing interesting work. Apply right away! CoUegiate, Dept. H. 27. Marketing, E. 22nd St., New York, N.Y. 10010. LOST AND FOUND LOST: Black notebook at comer of 15th and Alder. Need desperately. Phone 344-2148. FOUND: Small uhlte terrier with brown right ear. Owner call 345 5659. LOST. English textbook of plays in 201 Villard. FOUND: Three books in River Road area. Call Sandy, 688-5639. PERSONAL WILL THE PERSON who witnessed a minor automobile accident in park ing lot behind campus laundry on Friday evening please contact Jean Stephens at the Co-op or at 345-2054 evenings. The Night of SHEREHEREZADE THE GREAT THANKSGIVING: A cel ebration of the people of God. Thurs days 7 p.m., 736 E. I6th. COUNSELORS ’65-'66. Thing? look big at the Pad this Friday at 7:00 p.m, The 77 Club is passe—new record in sight. DOES Roger M. Levin watch “At Random"? DELECTABLE DINNERS. Week nights. New World Coffee House. 1249 Alder. LEE: Wolfman Jack is watching you.