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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 11, 1960)
ffrUrayM JMy • EMERALD SPORTS Fraternity squads gain IM net wins By HL'Tf'H MKINKKT Kmerald Sport* Writer Thursday's intramural volley ball schedule lent twelve B teams Into one-sided action yesterday. All games were decided in the first two rounds with the excep tion of the contest between Beta Theta Pi and Phi Delta Theta. IN FKATKKNITY competition the Beta's succumbed to Phi Del ta Theta, but only after forcing the full three rounds. The Phi Dells won the first round 15-6 and then the Betas, not ready to OPEN TILL “2 A.M.” (except Sunday) , THE NEW ANCHORAGE 947 Franklin Dl 5-1111 give up, countered and took the second round by the same score. The Phi Delta proved their su periority in the final round when they tallied the needed 15 points and held Beta Theta Pi to 10. TIIK ATO B team completely dominated Phi Gamma Delta's B representatives in two quick rounds. In the first round the Kiji’s offered some resistance and scored seven times before the ATO’s ended the round with 15. But In the second match the ATO’s allowed their opponents only 4, and ended the game quick ly SIGMA NU handed Sigma Al pha fCpsilon’s B team a loss in two rounds of action ending 15-6, and 15-11; and Sigma Chi pass ed by Phi Kappa Psi with little trouble in the two round game in which the Phi Psi’s scored 11 and 4 against the Sigma Chi's 15. In dormitory play the B team from Hale Kane found little re sistance in Sheldon’s B team and gave Sheldon a 15-2 and 15-9 i'Continued os page 6) Ducklings ready for tilt with U of W Frosh ah unoeieaiw < uregon r rosn football team faces perhaps ita toughest opponent of the aeaaon in the University of Washington Pupa, today in Seattle. The Ducklings, coached by John Robinson, will go with the same starting lineup against the traditionally strong Pupa aa they used two weeks ago against the OSC Rooks. To compare scores of the two teams in their battles with the Rooks, the Pups squeaked out a 7-6 victory while the Frosh slop- i ped and sloshed their way to a 6-0 win in a game which they easily dominated despite the wet field. BY THE KKSCI^T of these two games, the contest Friday after noon could be an extremely tough encounter. Word from Beattie lias it that the Pups have a very strong line, but it will have to be strong to contain the Frosh back field- if the field is dry. With Bill Berry from Ban Jose acting as the field general in the quarterback spot, and with Mel Renfro and Monte Fitchett slashing through .and around the Pups, the Washington Frosh de fense will have to live up to its advance notices to stay in the game. On the other hand, the Duck ling line will need to stiffen and improve considerably over its pre vious performances to stay with j the Pups. OREGON fans are hoping the game will not be a re-hash of Well see you all in Portland... for the Oregon West Virginia game! * P.S. Check-out the new Racquet Shop at Lloyds ROSENBLATTS RACQUET SH°P LLOYD SHOPPING CENTER last years disastrous trip to the North. The Duckling's, also un defeated until the trip North last year, were dumped and dumped hard by the Washington State Coubabes on a frozen and slick field. , In last year's Duckling-Pup encounter on Hayward field, the Oregon Frosh managed to squeak out a win in which an Oregon line contained, to a large degree, Charlie Mitchell, this year’s soph sensation for Washington. There is a good chance that the Ducklings will be "up” for the contest, as the varsity’s de feat by the Huskies, and the way in which it was accomplished is still fresh in their minds. At any rate, the outcome will give fans an advance idea of things to come in football at the two schools. Use Emerald Classified Ads— Campus * (Author of “I Was a Teen-age Dvxtrf’, “The Many leaves of Dobie GiHis", etc.) A MODEST PROPOSAL A movement is afoot—a shocking, startling movement—to solve the problem of overcrowded colleges by the simple expe dient of refusing admission to women at coeducational schools! It is argued by proponents of this plan that in today’s world a college education is absolutely essential for a man, while for a woman it is merely a pleasant interlude between adolescence and housewifery . There is simply not room enough for both men and women in our overburdened colleges; therefore, in all har ness, women who have far less need of a degree than men, must yield their places. Well sir, when I heard this drastic proposal, I was so shocked tliat I sat right down and lit a Marlboro. I always sit right down and light a Marlboro when I am shocked. I also always sit right down and light a Marlboro frhen I am not shocked. There is no time, no condition, no mood, no estate when it isn’t a source of soul-deep gratification to settle back and have a full-flavored smoke — Marlboro, the filtered cigarette with the unfiltered taste — Marlboro, the jewel of cigarettes—Marlboro, the pinnacle of the tobacconist’s art—Marlboro, my comfort, haven, and snug harbor. Well sir, I sat smoking my Marlboro and thinking over the shocking proposal to keep women out of coed schools, and hoping fervently that another solution can be found. If the calamitous day ever comes when women are banned from coed colleges, I will gnash my teeth and rend my garments and take to my bed without supper. Like any other Marlboro man, I love women. I love the sight and sound of them, the cut of their jibs, their beauty and grace, their cunning little spitcurls, their sleek dimples, their middy blouses, their aura and effluvium. More over, I freely' admit that when it comes to brainpower, they can give the average man cards and spades and big casino too. It would be a shaine, a disgrace and a catastrophe to keep these beautiful, intelligent creatures out of college. However, it is always wise in time of fair weather to prepare for foul. What if the advocates of keeping women out of college begin to gather strength? We who abhor this fiendish plan must be ready with a substitute ... and it just so happens I have one—and a mighty ingenious little plan it is, if I say so myself. Granted that classroom seats are in short supply, and granted that men need degrees more than women, it is still not necessary to bar women from college. Let them go to college but—here is the beauty part of my plan—don’t let them go to class! This solution, it seems to me, answers every requirement. It releases hundreds of thousands of classroom seats to needy males. At the same time, it does not deprive women of the rich and varied benefits of campus life. They can join sororities, shoot pool at the Union, build bonfires for Homecoming games, pour at the Dean’s tea, plait daisies in their hair, organize drag races, sculpt in ice, hook rugs, walk their cheetahs, play Monopoly, find love —in short, thoy. can do anything except go to class. Tell the truth, girls: Is that bad? © is*,hi,..,— * * * Classroom space is short, but smoking pleasure is in abun dant supply. Try Marlboros—or Marlboro’s unfiltered sister cigarette—mild, flavor fu l Philip Morris, now available in regular size or the sensational new king-size Commander. Have a Commander—welcome aboard!