250 Students on Spring Honor Roll
Two hundred fifty «tu<l<-nth at
t ho University made the 3.50
Hi|e point average for Kprlng
torm, putting them on the honor
roll.
To he hated on the honor roll
the nt intent must °earry °not lean
than I2°ter,m-hour*. •The.OP-A la
.figured f<n. A equaling, f.00. B fin
.3:00, <' Ik 2.00.
Of the 2.r>0 21 made perfect
K'.-ori with all A grade* for a
■1.00 GPA. Six of these were Port
land students, aeven from Eu
gfOe
Tlto.se student* having the per
fect scores Include:
Dale Hajema, Kiva f'oomhN,
Margaret David, John Dunn.
Kenneth Ro.tenlof, and Joan Hhe).
Uahl. all of Portland; Merle At
wood, Russell Connett, Nance
Gillespie, Shcrwin Jongeward
Gordon l’efley, Jr, Robert Tost
I erg, and Rodney Vbis.uk, all ,(
Eugene,
Donald Gall. Rend; Nolcne
Wade. CresHV/ell; Marilyn M Her,
Enterprise; Kay Hyatt. Giants
Pass; Robert Summer*. Half
way; Wdham Main waring and
Sandra Sehon, both of Salem;
Raymond Cowan, fijylngfield
Inga Ships tad. Davis, Cal; Donna
Bell, Boise, Idaho; Jay Den
ch.-imp*, Malad, Idaho; Kathleen
Iten*on, Kihei, T. H ; and Chao
To Lin. I’eikang, Formosa.
Port lander* on Itole
Portland students on the honor
roll: Sally Allen, Richard Bar
bour. Lee Rlaesing, Do gin .
Burns, Nancy Campbell. Aliee
Cushman, Mat'll* Clansiwn,
Charles Cowan, Joyle Dahl, Joaij
Dennli:, Lvnr.ea Dewey, Jc*n Fay,
Joseph Gardner, Dorothy Grif
fith.
Richard Mall. Nancy Hanson.
Judith Harris, Joan Heady. Hor
beil Herntngton, Alan Heston.
Jerome Katzky. Gundar King.
Rkhnrd Kneeland. Tania Lennox.
Shan on McCabe. Mary McCros
l-e\ Elizabeth Mcllveen, James
McKlttrlck, James Noble, Bar
bu’a Nvberg. Glenn Pointer, Don
Rotenberg. Gary Shaw, Carolyn
Smyth, Patricia Southworth,
M ry Wilson, Claud's WurtZ.
Porothy Yergen, and Clifton
York.
Students from Eugene making
hoc or roll grade* include; Anita
All"n. Pairlcia Atthur. Arne
Haartz, Sar h Bangs. Robert
Beatty. Carol Boals, Robert Bos
v.orth, Kay Bredleau, Constance
Brown. Charles Burgess, Mary
Bo said, Leroy Butkus, Orval
Car,. David Cass, Othniel Cham
bers. Robert Copple, Paul C. Del
Zell.
Kemeth Frick son, Henrv Fcr
r**vo. John Fryberger, Robert
Fulkerson. George Gerhard. Jr.
Robert Gilbert, Myron Grove; Pa
tricia Hadsall, Keith Hansen,
Shirley Hathaway. Posemary
Hi*", Fiona Horn, Timothy
James, Kenneth Johnson. Alfr-d
Jones. Edward Lceper, Char’otte
Martin, John Masterson, Win ton
Maxwell, Marsha Meyers. Dixi:*
Miller.
Labor Announces
Civi! Service Test
A civil service examination for
career appointment to positions
o.' wage-hour investigator has
been announced by the Depart
ment of Labor.
These positions will pay S 1.525
per year to start and are located
in the western states. Persons
appointed will contact business
firms to determine compli lice
with federal wage and hour laws.
For further information eon
tnct the local post office or the
Board of Examiners, Wage and
Hour Division of Dept, of Labor,
630 Kan.some Street, San Fran
cisco. Applications will be re
ceived until Oct. 3.
Dnvid Moursund, Robert Na
per, Donald Nissen, James Pat
Ion, James Pengra, Norman pet
'•raon, Edward Phlnney, Robert
Quigley, Joi'l Reeder, Maty Reed
er, Gertrude Rleh»r:ond, Keith
Rotertsoii, Elria Robinette, Kaye
Robinette, Edmund Savoie,
George Schultz, Jr.
Barbara •Shea, Raymond Smith,
Ronald Aprler, Phyllis Stalsber.g,
Dora Xtandley, Donald Tacheron,.
Kathryn Taylor, Thomas Taylor,
Mary Lou Teague, Barbara
Thomson, Cynthia Vincent, Rus
sell Warkentln, Shirlee Warren,
John R Watson, and David M
Wilson, all of Eugene.
Other Oregon Students
Other Oregon students on the
list are: Anne)| Anderson, Gresh
am; Alyce Atherton. Jackson
ville: Keith Barker, Grants Pass.
Marion Sutton Baum, Salem;
Betty Boehm. Salem; Brian
Booth, Rose burg; Kenneth Boyer,
Haines; Margaret Brenan, Hines;
Mery Carr Hood P-iver; Travis
Cavens, Beaverton; Colin Chis
holm, Grants Pass: Marie Coek
erham, Dayton; Elizabeth C>>I
lins. Medford; Phyllis Colvin.
Springfield.
Judy Counts, Camas Valley;
Thomas Cox, Redmond; Stephen
Danehok, Roseburg; Alvin Den
haw, Langlois; Bonn‘e Ellsworth.
Grants Pass; Karleen Evans,
Monmouth; Bruce Field. Central
Point; John Klaxel, North Bend;
Cornelia Fogle, Springfield.
Mary Fourier, North Bend;
Nancy Fox, North Bend; Fred
rick Fraunfelder, Hood River;
Robert Fudge, Kings Valley;
Mary Gl»nn, Vale; Martha Gos
nell, Tiller; Sally Jo Grieg',
Salem; Nan Hagedorn, Prlneville:
Frik Hansen, Hillsboro; Laura
Harper, Junction City; Mary
Herron, Lebanon.
Robert Hilton, Klamath Falla;
Burton Hobaon, Milton-Free
water; Geraldine Refer, Hills
boro; Judith Holmes, Beaverton;
Mary Hooker, Klamath Falls;
•Bennie James, Springfield; P.ich
•ard Johnson, -Medford; Sharon
Johnson, Salem; Ronald Ken
nedy, Mohawk; Deneice K-en.yon.
Klamath Falla; Kthel Kuyken
dall, Springfield; Germaine La
Marche, Springfield.
Audrey Lawson, Lake Grove;
Douglaa Liechty, Salem; Leola
Lorenzen, Roaeburg; Dorothy Mc
Broom, Pilot Rock; David S. Mc
Daniel, The Dalles; Edward C.
Heihoff, Hillsboro; Donald Mill
age, Ashland; Roger Miller,
Moro; Gail Moan. Myrtle Creek;
Mary Moore, Tigard, Nancy
Moore, Langlois.
Gary Newton, Ashland; Gerald
Chiaen, Springfield; Urlin Page,
Salem; Frances J. Passmore.
Springfield; Craig Philips, Med
ford; Barbara Proebstal. Haines,
Susan Ralston, Lake Glove; Gor
don Rice. Lakeview; Charles
Richardson, Grants Pass: Harvey
Richmond, Maupin.
Joseph C Rigert, Beaverton;
Susan Ryder, Baker; Ruth Mc
Sawyer, Springfield; Warren
Sched, Elkton; Loretta Schelske,
Turner; Lawrence Schwartz.
West Linn; Betty Seley, McMin
ville; perry Sloop, The Dalles;
Myron Smith, Beaverton; Sylvia
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Sommerer, Hermiston; Marlyce
Hor<-nson, Springfield.
£sther Strom, Clackamas;
Agnes Thompson, St. Helens;
Marjie Travlllion, North Bend;
Judith Tucker, Port Orford;
Richard Van Allen, Baker; Ken
neth Viegas, Redmond; John
Wells. The Dalles; Douglas White,
Jr.. Coos Bay; Mary Williams,
Reed sport; Mary Ziniker, CresS
well; and Margery Ziniker, Cres
well.
Out-of-Staters Listed
•Students from out-of-state are;
Mary Brooks, Ketchikan, Alaska;
Betty Wiese. Arlington, Cal.; Jo
anne Zehnder, Elk Grove, Cal.;
Joanne Kerr, Long Eeach, Cal.;
Vaahti Powell and Charles W.
Sweigart, both of Los Angeles,
Cal.; William S. Sorsby and Wil
fred Swenson, both of North
Hollywood, Cal.; Carole Adams.
Redding, Cal.; Gilbert Lieberrnan,
Roseda, Cal.
Edna Susan Brundige, Sacra
mento, Cal.; William D. Boyle,
■Jt. Boise, Idaho; Peggy Copple.
Boise, Idaho; Bonnie Head, Rush
ville, Ind.; Samuel Frear, Park
Ridge, N. J.; Harry Morton Asch,
I^ong Island City, N. J.; Gunther
Paul Barth, New York, N. Y.;
Christine A. Ashton, Olympia,
Wash.; Karla Knhnley, Seattle,
Wash.; Annette Rowland, Taco
ma, Wash.; Helen Knight, Hono
lulu, T. H.; Arthur Fujita, Kapaa,
Kauau, T. H.
Foreign students on the list
are: Limelotte Georgiadea. Vi
enna, Austria; Eugene Mak,
Hong Kong, China; Yasuo Ishida.
Yokousuka. Japan; and Crete
Grieg. Oslo. Norway.
ADVERTISEMENT
ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL?
Pancho Sigafoos, pale and sensitive, first saw Willa Ludovic,
lithe as a hazel wand and fair as the morn, outside a class in
money and banking. “Let us not hem and haw,” said Pancho to
Willa. “I adore you.”
“Thanks, hey,” said Willa, blushing prettily. “What position
do you play?”
“Position?” said Pancho, looking at her askance. (The askance
is a ligament just behind the ear.)
'1 am a poet-Wit / "cried ^ocho
“On the football team,” said Willa.
“Football!” cried Pancho, his lip curling in horror. “Football
is violence, and violence is the death of the mind. I am not a
football player. 1 am a poet.”
“So long, mac,” said Willa.
“Wait!” cried Pancho, clutching her lissome young forearm.
She placed her foot on his pelvis and wrenched herself free.
“I only go with football players,” she said and walked, shim
mering, into the setting sun.
Pancho went to his room and lit a cigarette and pondered his
vexing problem. What kind of cigarette did Pancho light? Why,
Philip Morris, of corris!
Philip Morris is always welcome, but never more than when
you are weary and sore beset. When a fellow needs a friend,
when the heart is dull and the blood runs like sorghum, when
darkness prevails, then, then above all, is the time for the mild
ness and gentleness that only Philip Morris can provide.
Pancho Sigafoos, his broken psyche welded, his fevered brow
cooled, his synapses restored after smoking a gentle Philip
Morris, came swiftly to a decision. Though he was rather small
for football (an even four feet ) and somewhat overweight (370
pounds] he tried out for the team—and tried out with such pluck
and perseverance that he made it.
Pancho’s college opened the season against the Manhattan
School of Mines. The Miners were always a mettlesome foe, but
this year, strengthened by four exchange students from Gi
braltar who had been suckled by she-apes, 'they were especially
formidable. By the middle of the second quarter, the Miners had
wrought such havoc upon Pancho’s team that there was nobody
left on the bench but Pancho. And when the quarterback was
sent to the infirmary with his head driven into his ribcage, the
coach had no choice but to put Pancho in.
Pancho’s team-mates were not conspicuously cheered as the
little fellow took his place in the huddle. “Gentlemen,” said
Pancho, “some of you may regard poetry as sissy stuff, but
now in our most trying hour I can think of no words more apt
than these lines from Milton’s Paradise Lost: ‘All is not lost;
the unconquerable will and study of revenge, immortal hate, and
courage never to submit or yield!’ ”
So stirred was Pancho’s team by this fiery exhortation that
they threw themselves into the fray with utter abandon.
As a consequence, the entire squad was hospitalized before
the half. The college was forced to drop football. Willa Ludovic,*
not having any football players to choose from, took up with
Pancho and soon discovered the beauty of his soul. Today they
are seen everywhere together-dancing, holding hands, smok
ing, smooching.
Smoking what? Why, Philip Morris, of corris!
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The makers of Philip Morris, who bring you this column each
week, remind you that the perfect companion to watching a foot
ball game is today’s gentle Philip Morris.