250 Students on Spring Honor Roll Two hundred fifty «tu0 21 made perfect K'.-ori with all A grade* for a ■1.00 GPA. Six of these were Port land students, aeven from Eu gfOe Tlto.se student* having the per fect scores Include: Dale Hajema, Kiva f'oomhN, Margaret David, John Dunn. Kenneth Ro.tenlof, and Joan Hhe). Uahl. all of Portland; Merle At wood, Russell Connett, Nance Gillespie, Shcrwin Jongeward Gordon l’efley, Jr, Robert Tost I erg, and Rodney Vbis.uk, all ,( Eugene, Donald Gall. Rend; Nolcne Wade. CresHV/ell; Marilyn M Her, Enterprise; Kay Hyatt. Giants Pass; Robert Summer*. Half way; Wdham Main waring and Sandra Sehon, both of Salem; Raymond Cowan, fijylngfield Inga Ships tad. Davis, Cal; Donna Bell, Boise, Idaho; Jay Den ch.-imp*, Malad, Idaho; Kathleen Iten*on, Kihei, T. H ; and Chao To Lin. I’eikang, Formosa. Port lander* on Itole Portland students on the honor roll: Sally Allen, Richard Bar bour. Lee Rlaesing, Do gin . Burns, Nancy Campbell. Aliee Cushman, Mat'll* Clansiwn, Charles Cowan, Joyle Dahl, Joaij Dennli:, Lvnr.ea Dewey, Jc*n Fay, Joseph Gardner, Dorothy Grif fith. Richard Mall. Nancy Hanson. Judith Harris, Joan Heady. Hor beil Herntngton, Alan Heston. Jerome Katzky. Gundar King. Rkhnrd Kneeland. Tania Lennox. Shan on McCabe. Mary McCros l-e\ Elizabeth Mcllveen, James McKlttrlck, James Noble, Bar bu’a Nvberg. Glenn Pointer, Don Rotenberg. Gary Shaw, Carolyn Smyth, Patricia Southworth, M ry Wilson, Claud's WurtZ. Porothy Yergen, and Clifton York. Students from Eugene making hoc or roll grade* include; Anita All"n. Pairlcia Atthur. Arne Haartz, Sar h Bangs. Robert Beatty. Carol Boals, Robert Bos v.orth, Kay Bredleau, Constance Brown. Charles Burgess, Mary Bo said, Leroy Butkus, Orval Car,. David Cass, Othniel Cham bers. Robert Copple, Paul C. Del Zell. Kemeth Frick son, Henrv Fcr r**vo. John Fryberger, Robert Fulkerson. George Gerhard. Jr. Robert Gilbert, Myron Grove; Pa tricia Hadsall, Keith Hansen, Shirley Hathaway. Posemary Hi*", Fiona Horn, Timothy James, Kenneth Johnson. Alfr-d Jones. Edward Lceper, Char’otte Martin, John Masterson, Win ton Maxwell, Marsha Meyers. Dixi:* Miller. Labor Announces Civi! Service Test A civil service examination for career appointment to positions o.' wage-hour investigator has been announced by the Depart ment of Labor. These positions will pay S 1.525 per year to start and are located in the western states. Persons appointed will contact business firms to determine compli lice with federal wage and hour laws. For further information eon tnct the local post office or the Board of Examiners, Wage and Hour Division of Dept, of Labor, 630 Kan.some Street, San Fran cisco. Applications will be re ceived until Oct. 3. Dnvid Moursund, Robert Na per, Donald Nissen, James Pat Ion, James Pengra, Norman pet '•raon, Edward Phlnney, Robert Quigley, Joi'l Reeder, Maty Reed er, Gertrude Rleh»r:ond, Keith Rotertsoii, Elria Robinette, Kaye Robinette, Edmund Savoie, George Schultz, Jr. Barbara •Shea, Raymond Smith, Ronald Aprler, Phyllis Stalsber.g, Dora Xtandley, Donald Tacheron,. Kathryn Taylor, Thomas Taylor, Mary Lou Teague, Barbara Thomson, Cynthia Vincent, Rus sell Warkentln, Shirlee Warren, John R Watson, and David M Wilson, all of Eugene. Other Oregon Students Other Oregon students on the list are: Anne)| Anderson, Gresh am; Alyce Atherton. Jackson ville: Keith Barker, Grants Pass. Marion Sutton Baum, Salem; Betty Boehm. Salem; Brian Booth, Rose burg; Kenneth Boyer, Haines; Margaret Brenan, Hines; Mery Carr Hood P-iver; Travis Cavens, Beaverton; Colin Chis holm, Grants Pass: Marie Coek erham, Dayton; Elizabeth C>>I lins. Medford; Phyllis Colvin. Springfield. Judy Counts, Camas Valley; Thomas Cox, Redmond; Stephen Danehok, Roseburg; Alvin Den haw, Langlois; Bonn‘e Ellsworth. Grants Pass; Karleen Evans, Monmouth; Bruce Field. Central Point; John Klaxel, North Bend; Cornelia Fogle, Springfield. Mary Fourier, North Bend; Nancy Fox, North Bend; Fred rick Fraunfelder, Hood River; Robert Fudge, Kings Valley; Mary Gl»nn, Vale; Martha Gos nell, Tiller; Sally Jo Grieg', Salem; Nan Hagedorn, Prlneville: Frik Hansen, Hillsboro; Laura Harper, Junction City; Mary Herron, Lebanon. Robert Hilton, Klamath Falla; Burton Hobaon, Milton-Free water; Geraldine Refer, Hills boro; Judith Holmes, Beaverton; Mary Hooker, Klamath Falls; •Bennie James, Springfield; P.ich •ard Johnson, -Medford; Sharon Johnson, Salem; Ronald Ken nedy, Mohawk; Deneice K-en.yon. Klamath Falla; Kthel Kuyken dall, Springfield; Germaine La Marche, Springfield. Audrey Lawson, Lake Grove; Douglaa Liechty, Salem; Leola Lorenzen, Roaeburg; Dorothy Mc Broom, Pilot Rock; David S. Mc Daniel, The Dalles; Edward C. Heihoff, Hillsboro; Donald Mill age, Ashland; Roger Miller, Moro; Gail Moan. Myrtle Creek; Mary Moore, Tigard, Nancy Moore, Langlois. Gary Newton, Ashland; Gerald Chiaen, Springfield; Urlin Page, Salem; Frances J. Passmore. Springfield; Craig Philips, Med ford; Barbara Proebstal. Haines, Susan Ralston, Lake Glove; Gor don Rice. Lakeview; Charles Richardson, Grants Pass: Harvey Richmond, Maupin. Joseph C Rigert, Beaverton; Susan Ryder, Baker; Ruth Mc Sawyer, Springfield; Warren Sched, Elkton; Loretta Schelske, Turner; Lawrence Schwartz. West Linn; Betty Seley, McMin ville; perry Sloop, The Dalles; Myron Smith, Beaverton; Sylvia Social Security * in 3 seconds STICK DEODORANT Quickest, cleanest deodorant you’ve ever used! Simply glide stick under arms—it melts in instantly. ContainsTHIOBIPHENE*,the most effective anti-bacteria agent. It’s the New Kind of Social Security — gives you absolute assurance. 4 to 5 months' supply, IOO #rrod«mork 1 plus to no more • runny liquid • sticky cream • messy fingers At leading department and drug stores. SHULTON New York Toronto Sommerer, Hermiston; Marlyce Hor<-nson, Springfield. £sther Strom, Clackamas; Agnes Thompson, St. Helens; Marjie Travlllion, North Bend; Judith Tucker, Port Orford; Richard Van Allen, Baker; Ken neth Viegas, Redmond; John Wells. The Dalles; Douglas White, Jr.. Coos Bay; Mary Williams, Reed sport; Mary Ziniker, CresS well; and Margery Ziniker, Cres well. Out-of-Staters Listed •Students from out-of-state are; Mary Brooks, Ketchikan, Alaska; Betty Wiese. Arlington, Cal.; Jo anne Zehnder, Elk Grove, Cal.; Joanne Kerr, Long Eeach, Cal.; Vaahti Powell and Charles W. Sweigart, both of Los Angeles, Cal.; William S. Sorsby and Wil fred Swenson, both of North Hollywood, Cal.; Carole Adams. Redding, Cal.; Gilbert Lieberrnan, Roseda, Cal. Edna Susan Brundige, Sacra mento, Cal.; William D. Boyle, ■Jt. Boise, Idaho; Peggy Copple. Boise, Idaho; Bonnie Head, Rush ville, Ind.; Samuel Frear, Park Ridge, N. J.; Harry Morton Asch, I^ong Island City, N. J.; Gunther Paul Barth, New York, N. Y.; Christine A. Ashton, Olympia, Wash.; Karla Knhnley, Seattle, Wash.; Annette Rowland, Taco ma, Wash.; Helen Knight, Hono lulu, T. H.; Arthur Fujita, Kapaa, Kauau, T. H. Foreign students on the list are: Limelotte Georgiadea. Vi enna, Austria; Eugene Mak, Hong Kong, China; Yasuo Ishida. Yokousuka. Japan; and Crete Grieg. Oslo. Norway. ADVERTISEMENT ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL? Pancho Sigafoos, pale and sensitive, first saw Willa Ludovic, lithe as a hazel wand and fair as the morn, outside a class in money and banking. “Let us not hem and haw,” said Pancho to Willa. “I adore you.” “Thanks, hey,” said Willa, blushing prettily. “What position do you play?” “Position?” said Pancho, looking at her askance. (The askance is a ligament just behind the ear.) '1 am a poet-Wit / "cried ^ocho “On the football team,” said Willa. “Football!” cried Pancho, his lip curling in horror. “Football is violence, and violence is the death of the mind. I am not a football player. 1 am a poet.” “So long, mac,” said Willa. “Wait!” cried Pancho, clutching her lissome young forearm. She placed her foot on his pelvis and wrenched herself free. “I only go with football players,” she said and walked, shim mering, into the setting sun. Pancho went to his room and lit a cigarette and pondered his vexing problem. What kind of cigarette did Pancho light? Why, Philip Morris, of corris! Philip Morris is always welcome, but never more than when you are weary and sore beset. When a fellow needs a friend, when the heart is dull and the blood runs like sorghum, when darkness prevails, then, then above all, is the time for the mild ness and gentleness that only Philip Morris can provide. Pancho Sigafoos, his broken psyche welded, his fevered brow cooled, his synapses restored after smoking a gentle Philip Morris, came swiftly to a decision. Though he was rather small for football (an even four feet ) and somewhat overweight (370 pounds] he tried out for the team—and tried out with such pluck and perseverance that he made it. Pancho’s college opened the season against the Manhattan School of Mines. The Miners were always a mettlesome foe, but this year, strengthened by four exchange students from Gi braltar who had been suckled by she-apes, 'they were especially formidable. By the middle of the second quarter, the Miners had wrought such havoc upon Pancho’s team that there was nobody left on the bench but Pancho. And when the quarterback was sent to the infirmary with his head driven into his ribcage, the coach had no choice but to put Pancho in. Pancho’s team-mates were not conspicuously cheered as the little fellow took his place in the huddle. “Gentlemen,” said Pancho, “some of you may regard poetry as sissy stuff, but now in our most trying hour I can think of no words more apt than these lines from Milton’s Paradise Lost: ‘All is not lost; the unconquerable will and study of revenge, immortal hate, and courage never to submit or yield!’ ” So stirred was Pancho’s team by this fiery exhortation that they threw themselves into the fray with utter abandon. As a consequence, the entire squad was hospitalized before the half. The college was forced to drop football. Willa Ludovic,* not having any football players to choose from, took up with Pancho and soon discovered the beauty of his soul. Today they are seen everywhere together-dancing, holding hands, smok ing, smooching. Smoking what? Why, Philip Morris, of corris! ®Uh Shulman. 1&G5 The makers of Philip Morris, who bring you this column each week, remind you that the perfect companion to watching a foot ball game is today’s gentle Philip Morris.