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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (May 17, 1950)
On the Ain, (Continued from page two) the things that it says on the cover, like Mor tar Board, desserts, rooters lids, intramprals, coke dates, and all that sort of stuff.” Again a silence. The other rolled over on his back, shut his eyes, loked up into the sun as if he could see therein a reflection of the past. eah," he said, “The four years of Mortar Board Balls you didn’t go to. the desserts where you get some gal a foot too big, or the intramural where a blind ref let some bozo hack you to death. the, liacf, (Continued from page two) Sophomore picnickers Saturday will be able to catch a last glimpse of the standouts in the Skull and Dagger’s lineup before they are snatched up by the Pros*. RichLegs McLaughlin, Vern (Steal) ing) Stolen, Merv (Specs) Hampton, Bob (Rapid) Gray, and many others will be making their last appearance fighting for dear old S&D. The letter so daringly printed in last week's Em erald by the members of Kwama surprised us to no end. This belated answer is due to the shock Kwama’s letter evoked upon our group. After re organization, and only after a very close vote, we decided to let our talented members participate. It is too late now to back out but perhaps you Top that off with rolling out of bed in Jan uary for an eight o'clock, the dozens of coke dates you had broken, and the pop quizzes on Monday nrorning. Memories, huh !" He rolled over on his back and was silent again. The other kid just absorbed the sun. The broken coke date, the basketball ref, the Jan uary 8 o'clock. He could laugh at them now. “Y'know”, he said to himself," those ar.c probably the very things that will bring me back a couple years from now." could plead travel-weariness as Swimmer’s is quite a jaunt for daintie-dainties. A few rules might be appropriate ( these are for protection of the Skulls). 1. No tobacco chewing. (Juice might spoil our clothes). 2. No dropping bats. (This includes throwing them). 3. Spikes may not be used. (This doesn’t include tights). 4. No profane language. (Our vanities—you know). And may the best man’s team win! * Poor run of Schmoes. Members of Skull and Dagger, Sophomore Men’s Service Honorary Safe/iosHO'le Wi&dam (Continued from page two) even if you don’t have a license!” And late one night they ap proached one of the most feminine ducks in the blue pond and offered her four fish if she would change ponds. She, however, declined. She had never liked fishing much, anyway. And so, tire two great big (ugh) hairy-chested ducks went over to the green pond, and quacked loudly about WHO, and how it made unequal apportionments of fish. Some green ducks protested mildly that this buying, blue ducks with fish was not perhaps too cricket, but they were told it was just a tempor ary measure to establish pond supremacy, and there would be plenty of time for democracy later. Then one of the younger, giddier green ducks (the green ducks don't enter into this much—they just help dissenting blue ducks catch fish) said, “My, how charming and idealistic we must be if these great big (ugh) hairy-chested blue ducks come over to paddle around and quack with us!” And one of the older, more disenchanted of the green ducks said, “No, they didn’t come over for the company, my dear, they came to catch some fish.’’ This shifting of ponds to catch a bigger fish became known as IDEALISM. (Mr. Funk, author of this column, belongs to a living organization that recently left the green duck pond and returned to the blue duck pond, after figuring that it wasn’t getting any fish no matter where it swam. Perhaps because of unqualified fishermen.—Editor.) For energetic leadership county administration Vote Allen P. Wheeler for County Judge Pci. Adv. by Wheeler for Judge Comm. Charles Wiper, Sec'v. Phi Mu Alpha Will Present Concert May 21 An all-American music program will be presented by Phi Mu Alpha, national men’s music honorary, at 8 p.m. Monday in the Music School Auditorium. Organ, piano, voice, clarinet and piano, brass, string, and woodwind ensemble selections will be pre sented. Lyle Gardiner, organist, will play “Roulade” by Seth Bingham, “Pastorale” by Darius Milhaud, and “Sonata Number 1” by Paul Hindemith.” Millard Kenney, pianist, will play five preludes by B'as Galindo. Carl Gutman, clarinetist, will play “Suite for Clarinet” by Halsey Stevens. Eldon Pentilla will sing- “My Message” by Guy D’Hardelot. Ensembles to be heara arr brass, playing four pieces by Ger ge Mc Kay; woodwinds, playing “Scher zo” by Edward Turecheek; and strings, playing “Suite Antique” by Albert Stoessel. His billfold was lost, He couldn’t pay his way An Emerald Classified Would have saved the day. Dads' Electipn Slated Saturday The University of Oregon Dads’ Executive Committee will meet Saturday morning to elect new committee members, Karl W. On thank, faculty representative, re ported yesterday. The committee will also consi der enlargement of their scholar ship endowment fund, according to Onthank. President Harry K. Newburn will speak to the dads on the state of the University. Owen Bentley of Portland, pres ident of the organization, will pre side at the meeting. Delta Phi Alpha Picks New Officers New officers of Delta Phi Alpha, German language honorary, were chosen at a recent initiation ban quet. Elected to office were Ellen Liebe, president; Robert E. John son, vice-president; and Hildegard Wagner, secretary-treasurer. Out going president is Robert Merkel. The Delta Phi Alpha book award, given annually to an outstanding student of German, was awarded to Harold Bauman. Russian Film Next In Chapman Series “Life in Bloom” will be shown at 7 and 9:30 p.m. Wednesday in 207 Chapman. The Russian film portrays the life and work of Ivan Michurin, Russian plant breeder and scientist telling how he envisaged the world of the future as a garden in bloom. Writer and producer Alexander Dovzhenlco has used color as a medium to convey moods. Students and faculty members only will be admitted. Students must show their student body cards for admission. Campbell Lectures At Salem Banquet Laurence R. Campbell, professor of journalism, spoke Tuesday at Salem High School at a publica tions banquet. He spoke in his ca pacity as executive secretary of the Oregon Scholastic Press and the Association of Journalism Ad visers. Seven Positions Open in State; See Onthank Seven positions with local and state firms were announced by the graduate placement office Monday. Burroughs Adding Machine Com pany is looking for trainees for jobs in this vicinity. Sales account ing training or experience is de sired. Sales openings on a commission basis are available with a Cottage Grove appliance company and with Compact Sales Service, a west coast distributor. A local appliance company is seeking an office manager. An International Business Mach ines concern located in Eugene has a vacancy for a college trainee. An accounting opening is avaiT able with a lumber company in Leb anon. Ligget and Meyers Tobacco Com pany has vacancies on its sales staff. Further information is available at the graduate placement office, 216 Emerald. Fire Damages City Air Park Fire swept through a hanger of the city-owned Eugene Air Park late Tuesday afternoon destroying six planes, a link trainer, and ap proximately 80 per cent of the building, the Eugene-Fire Depart ment reported. Four fire trucks and voluntary firemen were called to the blaze which was reported at 5:45. By 6:15 the fire was brought under control after • threatening near-by buildings. • Cause of the fire had not been definitely determined Tuesday night. The Air Park is located in the southwest part of Eugene on Chambers Street. CLASSIFIED LOST—Gray “51” pen near Con don. Reward. Mamie Chan. Ext. 483. PERSONAL—Tt> Webfoot Repub licans: Vote May 19, for Ore gon’s Fighting Senator Wayne Morse. (Webfoots for Wayne). 131 FOR SALE—Master’s Cap Gown and Hood (Oregon Hood). All wool practically new. $20.00. Inquire at Co-op. 130 FOR SALE—Excellent 1948 Aero sedan Chevrolet. New tires. 5-6780—366 E. 16th, (129) UKES — two more large orders just received—wood and plastic. Prices from $4.25. Best selection in town. Wilson’s Music House, 39 E. 10th. (132) WANTED—Student wants two riders to east coast at end of spring term. Phone Ext. 325. Bill Gruman, 210 Sederstrom, Vets II. 131 FOR SALE—'48 Pontiac Conv. 8. Hydromatic. Immaculate. 18,000 miles. $1,985. Terms. Phone: 7-9992, 8-5. 133 LOST—Reversible Oregon jacket at picnic Saturday. Call Rod Smith 4-4255. Reward. 131 Biology Dept. Plans Picnic-Seminar May 26 The biology department in Deady Hall is planning a picnic seminar for May 26 at Coburg Bridge this year instead of a tea. The seminar class and faculty are included in the picnic. Bring Your Real Estate Problems to Gilmore Realty 1219 Alder St. Ph 42249 "LOVE THAT BIG MAN." awax*. WHY? "Because he's wearing a TWENTIETH CENTURY SUIT From FENNELL’S Keith says, “Come in and look over our as sortment of BATHING SUITS. You’ll be all wet without one.’’