Parking Tangle
Unraveling Set
Campus parking and traffic
problems have been made the re
sponsibility of Dr. W. V. Norris,
University supervising engineer,
who has been authorized to make a
study of the campus and adjoining
areas for the purpose of recom
mending locations for additional
parking lots, and possible re-rout
ing or control of through-campus
traffic. These recommendations
will be referred to President Harry
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'K. Newburn's office for considera
tion.
Two of the three existing parking
lots on the campus are open only to
cars bearing the green and white
parking permits. These stickers
have been issued only to staff mem
bers who work in buildings adjoin
ing the lots and who must have
parking facilities available in order
to adequately perform their jobs.
They have also been issued to dis
abled students who are unable to
walk long distances to their, classes.
The lot located at the music
school is not restricted to any par
ticular group, although administra
tive personnel at the school will be
given parking preference. The re
stricted lots are located on Thir
teenth avenue, near Johnson hall,
and on University street, behind
Friendly hall. ■
Houseboys Gasp, Gag
(Continued from page three)
vestigate. It seems that this coed
uses rag curls. Johnny scratched his
head as he gazed at the head bob
bing over the Oregonian with pieces
of cloth dangling over her ears like
a sheep dog. Sigma Nu Brad Fan
cher tactfully avoided the point by
stating that he ate his breakfast in
the kitchen and was unaware of the
shattering effect the girls had cre
ated.
Do You Have
Wouldn't you know that Betas
Bob Moran and Bill Patterson who
work at the Kappa house would
have a solution ? The duo have great
plans for the improvement of that
“breakfast look.” They have de
vised an atrocity chart, and as each
girl comes down for her copy of the (
Emerald, an egg, and a hasty cup j
of coffee, she gets the eye. If she j
looks presentable, she rates a gold
star. If she looks as though she had
been blown in on the edge of a ty
phoon, she gets a blank dot. Bob
said that the system works very
well, and he hopes other houseboys
will adopt his plan or think of some
thing equally effective.
The Chi Omega houseboys, Low
ell Rhoden and A1 Thomas offer
this method of improvement. Shame
the women with a song. They have
composed a ditty to the tune of
“E-Bob-A-Re-Bop” (That is a pho
netic spelling). It refers to the fairer
sex at breakfast as something that
strongly resembles a recently pub
licized gruesome comic-strip char
acter, hiding behind the pseudonym
of Lena the Hyena.
From the femine standpoint, I
shall rush to the defense of the fair
er sex. The first thing that enters a
woman’s mind when she has to tum
ble out of a cozy bed is food. There
fore her first subconscious reaction
is to head toward the galley, the
fragrance of burning toast and
steaming coffee. Women always
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buest bpeaker Tells
Of Broadcast Trends
Guest speaker in the radio news
editing class of Leonard L. Jermain
Tuesday was Jack Craig, news edi
tor of radio station KUGN. Craig
spoke of trends in the broadcasting
of news and of technique in prepar
ing news for broadcast.
A graduate in journalism from
the University last year, Craig be
gan work at KUGN when the sta
tion first started and organized the
local news broadcasting system
there. Other speakers will appear
in the radio news editing class from
time to time, Jermain added.
The new Grasse River bridge of
the Massena Terminal railroad at:
Massena, N. Y., is the world's first
aluminum bridge.
strive to look their best, but you
can't expect miracles at 7:45 a.m.
See ya in the pantry.
Trial by Lau
( Continued from page two)
“I mean living,” Morphine pro
tested.
“She's right again,” I agreed,
“she shouldn't be living.”
Gilda came waddling into the
room. “What the sain hill is going
on here? I’m trying to draw up a
new set of rules for this house and
you magpies sit out here and chew
the fat . . . shaddup!”
“Our housekeeper," I introduced.
Lena waved a fist into the air.
“Comrade!” she cried. The two
clasped each other to their ample
bosoms and rejoiced.
“You two know each other?” I
inquired.
“Of course!” Gilda boomed. “We
met last summer at a rally in Per
shing Square.”
“How nice,” I murmured, watch
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ing fascinated, while they gave each
other secret winks, grips, signs arid
an occasional bump and grind.
“Whatever happened to yoi;v
bandleader boyfriend ?” Lena asked.
Gilda curled her lip in scorn. “Oh,
him . . . left him chained to one of
the park benches, can't trust men
at all.'’
Certainly not,” Lena agreed,
smacking Morphine with a quick
succession of left jabs.
Morphine waited until his heads
stopped snapping back and forth.
“Isn't she a card, dad ?" he giggled.
“I think they both ought to be
decked," I replied.
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