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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 9, 1946)
Parking Tangle Unraveling Set Campus parking and traffic problems have been made the re sponsibility of Dr. W. V. Norris, University supervising engineer, who has been authorized to make a study of the campus and adjoining areas for the purpose of recom mending locations for additional parking lots, and possible re-rout ing or control of through-campus traffic. These recommendations will be referred to President Harry : ■" .—i don3t be a freshman everywhere you yo! . . . often you are out in the world of business, sports and social activity. And when you’re on the town for a time, you need a hat—to give you that look of poise and dignity that comes with being com pletely well dressed. When you need a hat, be sure it’s the tight hat ... a hat f r o m MORRISON AND HENNING’S Re cognized Hatter. We shape ’em, shade ’em, style ’em right for your clothes and your special per sonality. Get set to look tops today! Wear a hat! MORRISON HENNING 1022 Willamette 'K. Newburn's office for considera tion. Two of the three existing parking lots on the campus are open only to cars bearing the green and white parking permits. These stickers have been issued only to staff mem bers who work in buildings adjoin ing the lots and who must have parking facilities available in order to adequately perform their jobs. They have also been issued to dis abled students who are unable to walk long distances to their, classes. The lot located at the music school is not restricted to any par ticular group, although administra tive personnel at the school will be given parking preference. The re stricted lots are located on Thir teenth avenue, near Johnson hall, and on University street, behind Friendly hall. ■ Houseboys Gasp, Gag (Continued from page three) vestigate. It seems that this coed uses rag curls. Johnny scratched his head as he gazed at the head bob bing over the Oregonian with pieces of cloth dangling over her ears like a sheep dog. Sigma Nu Brad Fan cher tactfully avoided the point by stating that he ate his breakfast in the kitchen and was unaware of the shattering effect the girls had cre ated. Do You Have Wouldn't you know that Betas Bob Moran and Bill Patterson who work at the Kappa house would have a solution ? The duo have great plans for the improvement of that “breakfast look.” They have de vised an atrocity chart, and as each girl comes down for her copy of the ( Emerald, an egg, and a hasty cup j of coffee, she gets the eye. If she j looks presentable, she rates a gold star. If she looks as though she had been blown in on the edge of a ty phoon, she gets a blank dot. Bob said that the system works very well, and he hopes other houseboys will adopt his plan or think of some thing equally effective. The Chi Omega houseboys, Low ell Rhoden and A1 Thomas offer this method of improvement. Shame the women with a song. They have composed a ditty to the tune of “E-Bob-A-Re-Bop” (That is a pho netic spelling). It refers to the fairer sex at breakfast as something that strongly resembles a recently pub licized gruesome comic-strip char acter, hiding behind the pseudonym of Lena the Hyena. From the femine standpoint, I shall rush to the defense of the fair er sex. The first thing that enters a woman’s mind when she has to tum ble out of a cozy bed is food. There fore her first subconscious reaction is to head toward the galley, the fragrance of burning toast and steaming coffee. Women always —.. .. • Tasty Sandwich Meats • Fresh Vegetables • Canned Goods • Wholesome Foods at m ' Convenient • Friendly UNIVERSITY GROCERY 790 E.11th Phone 1597 buest bpeaker Tells Of Broadcast Trends Guest speaker in the radio news editing class of Leonard L. Jermain Tuesday was Jack Craig, news edi tor of radio station KUGN. Craig spoke of trends in the broadcasting of news and of technique in prepar ing news for broadcast. A graduate in journalism from the University last year, Craig be gan work at KUGN when the sta tion first started and organized the local news broadcasting system there. Other speakers will appear in the radio news editing class from time to time, Jermain added. The new Grasse River bridge of the Massena Terminal railroad at: Massena, N. Y., is the world's first aluminum bridge. strive to look their best, but you can't expect miracles at 7:45 a.m. See ya in the pantry. Trial by Lau ( Continued from page two) “I mean living,” Morphine pro tested. “She's right again,” I agreed, “she shouldn't be living.” Gilda came waddling into the room. “What the sain hill is going on here? I’m trying to draw up a new set of rules for this house and you magpies sit out here and chew the fat . . . shaddup!” “Our housekeeper," I introduced. Lena waved a fist into the air. “Comrade!” she cried. The two clasped each other to their ample bosoms and rejoiced. “You two know each other?” I inquired. “Of course!” Gilda boomed. “We met last summer at a rally in Per shing Square.” “How nice,” I murmured, watch -DANCING FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHTS danc:::d starts at 9 p.m. MUSIC BY HRT HOLMAN AND HIS ORCHESTRA WILLAMETTE PARK • For Table Reservations—Springfield 326 • Wharton Stables Saddle Horses for Hire. English or Western instructions. Classes Mon day and Wednesday evenings. Any afternoon. Private lessons—in the afternoon. Horses Boarded and Trained LEE AND IVY WHARTON Proprietors The Fairgrounds Phone 5987-J AN OPPORTUNITY FOR EXPERIENCED Openings are now available in our F,ugene office for women, with telephone operating experience. You will find the surroundings clean and pleasant . . . the people congenial to work with. The pay is excellent and there are frequent scheduled increases. And, of course, there are vacations with pay, sickness bene fits, and other advantages with which you are famiilar. ^This is an especially good opportunity for former operators whose husbands are attending school under the G.I. Bill of Rights. Wage Credit Will Be Given for Your Previous Service at the New, Higher Rates. We invite you to come in and talk it over. Ask for the Chief Operator THE PACIFIC TELEPHONE and TELEGRAPH COMPANY 112 East 10th Street, Eugene ing fascinated, while they gave each other secret winks, grips, signs arid an occasional bump and grind. “Whatever happened to yoi;v bandleader boyfriend ?” Lena asked. Gilda curled her lip in scorn. “Oh, him . . . left him chained to one of the park benches, can't trust men at all.'’ Certainly not,” Lena agreed, smacking Morphine with a quick succession of left jabs. Morphine waited until his heads stopped snapping back and forth. “Isn't she a card, dad ?" he giggled. “I think they both ought to be decked," I replied. 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