Oregon daily emerald., January 11, 1933, Alumni Edition, Page 2, Image 2

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A. S. U. O. SALARY REDUCTIONS
RECOMMENDED
ALTHOUGH they function more or less as a
separate corporation, the associated students
of the University are in reality a ramification of
Oregon’s educational system, and their employees
should be subject to a sliding-scale salary reduction
identical to that recently imposed upon faculty
members by the state board of higher education.
No time should be wasted by the finance com
mittee and executive council in passing an order
to this effect. The latter group recently restricted
the Emerald, baseball and track in order to reduce
expenses, so it should welcome with open arms an
additional opportunity to trim the budget.
Because Chancellor Kerr and his colleagues on
the faculty are to sustain wage cuts, wc see no
valid reason why proportionate reductions should
not be imposed upon the graduate managers and
others hired by the associated students. If the
executive council reacts favorably to the Emerald’s
suggestion, the editor of the paper and several
other executives of the publication will suffer re
ductions along with the rest. However, that matters
not, and at least those connected with the editorial
side of the Emerald are glad to take the initiative
jn recommending such a move.
These are troublesome times. A period of eco
nomic transition and adjustment has engulfed civi
lization and no group can afford to demand higher
proportionate salaries than its contemporaries.
Many learned men, scholars who occupied long
years and spent thousands of dollars preparing
themselves for careers in education, have received
drastic salary cuts this year. It is no more than
fair that the employees of the A. S. U. O. should
sustain reductions parallel to those suffered by
these Individuals.
We now await action by the executive council
in this matter. It should not be long in forthcom
ing. The state board of higher education minced
no words in reducing the pay of its workers.
TARIFF- AND BRAINS
THE HIGH TARIFF on imported foreign brains
should be repealed, thinks Professor Casimir L>
Zdanowicz, president of the national federation ol
modern language teachers. Professor Zdanowicz
argues that the immigration act of 1924 has oc
casioned all kinds of trouble to American colleges
and foreign professors who have been in demand
in this country.
"The desirability of the foreign professor and
the contribution he makes to American education
has been widely appreciated,” he said. He referred
to a recent question over the issuance of a visa tc
Professor Albei t Einstein, which he said, "resulted
in widespread indignation and fear that his learn
ing might be lost to our students.’’
It might be explained that the 1924 law doe;
not entirely prohibit the importation of foreigi
teachers but places certain restrictions upon those
not entering under the usual quota.
The ridiculous heights to which the America!
tariff and immigration policies can reach is here ex
emplified in all its banal ramifications. The Ein
stein case, a ludicrous ml tape incident, lias made
America the laughing stock of tire world. Thai
serious students and foreign professors should be
denied admittance to this country is au evidence ol
decadent bureaucracy.
Professor Zdanowicz is right in his contention
Couutries that draw around themselves the barrier;
of superstition and nationalism, synonymous cx
pressions, are doomed to a policy ol aggression
Only through the interfiltration of various culture
comes progress. The comparison of idea., aru.
methods of technique bring about reform and ad
vancement.
Where is the traditions court ? Has the genera
retrenchment eliminated that, too? li ii ha. tires
we suggest three cheers for tbs retrenchment.
THE KAMA COMMITTEE BUDGET
THE BUDGET of the rally committee, under in
vestigation by the Emerald, was released by the
graduate manager’s office yesterday. The conten
tion of the Emerald has been that the money spent
by the committee has been out of proportion to
other student activities, and that there was no at
tempt this fall to trim expenditures.
Here is the budget for 1932-33:
Miscellaneous .$ 71.00
Equipments and supplies including cleaning . 50.00
Awards 1 at $12.00 . 12.00
Travel yell leaders—
Washington . 18.00
The items listed are rather indefinite in nature,
but in order to obtain itemized accounts it would ;
have been necessary to go through each requisi
tion. The total of $175 may not seem particularly j
large, but it would have gone a long ways towards |
stabilizing activities that have had to race rigid
retrenchments, such as baseball and track and the
Emerald.
The Emerald seeks no quarrel with the rally'
committee. It has perfect faith in the integrity of
the committee’s personnel. It has on occasion j
voiced its doubt of the value of such an activity, j
In a year of financial stress it strikes us that $175 i
is a bit too much to pay for an enterprise whose j
value is dubious at best.
You cannot demonstrate an emotion or prove
an aspiration.—John Morley.
A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.—
Thos. Hardy.
The Puritan hated bear-bating, not because it
gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure
to the spectators.—Macaulay.
Linen rags, strings, old netting, flax tow, and
hemp are used as basic stocks by the French ;
cigaret-paper industry.
A Portland sports writer last night lambasted
Doc Spears’ “pepping ’em up” methods. We can’t
recall ever hearing the players kicking about it.
The dumb public finance student wants to know
if Governor Meier's sales tax plan includes any
proposal for making sales to be taxed.
On Other Campuses
.....
UCLA
OSC
18.00
6.00
Total
. .$175.00
Foot ha II'h Future
CHAME'IONSHIP of U. S. football was settled;
by the U. S. C.-Notre Dame game at Los Ange
les, or was it by the Pittsburgh vs. Trojan mas
sacre New Year's day—or can this notion be
wrong ?
Quoting Newsmagazine Time: “Experts are well
aware that the best football teams in the U. S. are ,
the eight professional teams in the National Foot
ball league. . . A heavy college line weighs 1901
pounds from end to end. The Green Bay line weighs
220 pounds. . . An immense, swift precision which
makes the game compare to college games as col
lege games compare to the higgledy-piggledy con
tests of gangling schoolboys. . . Serious injuries
are rare . . . because . . . there is nothing to be
gained by disabling (easily replacable) opponents.”1
And, really significant: “While college football
gate receipts this year declined 15 per cent pro
fessional receipts did not decrease at all.”
As a big business, college football finds its su
premacy threatened ns it was not by the American
professional league that collapsed in 1927. The post
graduate game can be frankly and openly profes
sional. Crowd appeal can be emphasized always, in
suring good games no matter who wins and no
amateurish scruples.
Phenomenal football finance did not come until
the postwar prosperity frenzy, with its accompany
ing rush to college and multiplication of interest
in college teams. Some phases of football as a
business have been justified because it supports
other college athletics and physical education pro
grams. The growth of professional football sug
gests that perhaps a readjustment in collegiate
amateur football will conic through economic pres
sure rather than the moral insistence that so far
; has resulted in little beyond hyprocrisy.
College and university supervisors of football
I arc not noted for facing the facts so far as the
public knows of their real motives, at least. Maybe
I facts facts whose control is not within their juris
J diction will force their hands and end the present
! gentleman’s agreement of pretending to be amateur
diers "for dear old Rutgers” instead of semi-pro
fessional livers for what financial and advertising
value they can net. Possibly a public wise to “dear
old Rutgers” will prefer, for big money, at least,
the uptown competition of real professionals.—
| Daily Iowan, University of Iowa.
Boredom
EYELIDS drooping, students fighting, hard to
ward off sleep, minutes that seem like hours,
! the dull, monotonous drawl of the professor's voice
that is the cold-fact lecture: an academic proce
dure that suffers from acute dry rot. We all have
! experienced these bug-bear periods that mar an
otherwise pleasant college day and, perhaps, have
weathered them like Stoics. There must be some
way of modifying the unbearable, of exterminating
the routing statistical presentation of fact and ob
viating the drudgery attendant to such a procedure.
The professor’s sphere of influence should trans
cend the class room. He should not feel that his
only obligation is the dispensing of information that
can readily be secured from recognized text books.
He has the opportunity of commenting and criticiz
ing. of giving his own viewpoints upon the subject
under consideration: an opportunity of injecting his
own personality into the discussion. Too often the
tieccs ary facts are left unbridged by a commentary
liason. The professor, lost in a labyrinth of detail,
fails to create a background for his subject and a
disjointed pattern of statements results.
The drowsy atmosphere of wary iuattentiveness
j that pervades the haunts of many lecturers would
give place to a feeling of genuine regard if the
lectures were improved in quality and increased in
I listener-interest. We do not 'desire out scholastic
food to be served in silver salvers but we are grow
ing weary of eating from dented tin-ware. And a
bit of seasoning too will work wonders with even
,111c toughest meat.—Peam-yp.aamu University cf
i Petiaryhaai*. ,
The Castaways - - By ken FERGUSON
A Message to Garcia
(This is the second article by
Dean Allen on the present crisis.
The first, entitled, “Technoc
racy," was published yesterday.)
By DEAN ERIC W. ALLEN
Dean of the School of Journalism
JUST when the “Technocracy”
craze was sweeping the coun
try, boosting newspaper circula
tions wherever the story was em
phasized, and deluging the editors’
desks with letters from readers, a
more sober and scientific analysis
of the same critical situation was
made public. Sober and scientific,
yes, so far as manner was con
cerned, but almost equally sensa
tional in content. It warned the
nation of possible violent revolu
tion unless fundamental govern
mental and economic changes are
consciously and purposively made
on a scale bigger than anything
yet attempted.
Where technocracy could be dis
credited, and in some circles was,
because Howard Scott's past rec
ord was not clear, this report, (by
the President’s Research Commit
tee on Social Trends) given out
with the president's written ap
proval, was the work of fifty of the
very best social scientists in the
country possesses. While tech
nocracy was the work largely of
unemployed engineers in a bor
rowed laboratory, this committee
had had a million dollars or more
to spend. While the technocracy
story had leaked out by word of
mouth, copyrighted magazine ar
ticles, newspaper interviews ob
tained under difficulty and rumors
and speeches, and therefore be
came enmeshed in a welter of dis
putation concerning the accuracy
of details, this report was issued
in two great volumes of 1,600 pag
es, with thirteen more volumes of
supporting data to follow. The
New York Times needed 43 col
umns just to hit the high places.
* * *
Yet the resemblances between
the two are fully as striking as
the differences.
The president’s committee was
not so ingenuous as to propose an
immediate dictatorship by engin
eers, but it did warn solemnly
against the present policy of drift.
It did east a longing eye back upon
the war-time economic dictator
ship, and asked “is it beyond the
range of men’s capacity some day
to take the enhancement of social
welfare as seriously as our gener
ation took the winning of a war?"
It did find that "modern civili
zation rests upon power, upon en
ergy derived from inorganic rath
er than human or animal sources
... A larger proportion of work
by machines and a smaller propor
tion by human labor is to be ex
pected in the future. There are,
indeed, a few cases of wholly auto
matic factories.”
It did envision and predict fur
ther limitations on the part pri
vate property will play in the con
trol of industry, but it did not
rush in and propose its abolition.
The committee mapped out four
possible paths for society to fol
low :
1. Drift, leading to possible
disaster and violent revolution.
2. Drift, with some readjust
ments as time goes on.
3. Dictatorial systems "in which
the factors of force and violence
may loom large.
4. Planning. Constructive so
cial initiative.
The committee favors tha last
named. It calls on the public tor
“willingness and (letermination to
undertake important integral
changes in the reorganization of
. . . the economic and political or
ders.” It calls for large scale in
tensification of research every
where, both organized and unor
ganized, with greater emphasis on
interpretation and synthesis. For
the immediate present, however
there is much suffering ahead.
How were these events revived
by public opinion? Technocracy
was a nipe-days wonder. It wen:
best in the tabloids, but the high
brow magazines and some conser
vative newspapers devoted much
space to it. It undoubtedly in
trigued the public mind, and be
came a staple of conversation ev
erywhere. Middle class opinion is
busy now discrediting it, but its
glittering Utopia is undoubtedly
having an effect, working under
ground and making the general
public less willing to endure the
several years of acute suffering
implied in the policy of drift.
!jt S|i #
The report of the president’s
committee was a dud. It is too
long for anybody but a college
professor to read, and it did not
come out in fine sensational form
like technocracy. It can be safely
ignored (for a while, at least) by
those who do not like its implica
tions.
promenade
by carol hurlburt
«MY wants are few but rather
■^■“•clear:
Love, sleep and tfuth, beauty and
beer.”
—Old Air.
While we Americans look avidly
forward to a damp spring and
summer, and while European
champagne shares, beer and wine j
stocks, go skyrocketing joyously!
heavenward, the world of fashion i
finds as great an enjoyment in the ■
last election. Palis has responded
nobly and honored our new presi- j
dent by naming one of the intoxi-1
eating new shades "Roosevelt
red," which is a glorified wine
color.
* * S;
With this Roosevelt red leading
the colors of the new spectrum, to
our way of thinking, deep maroon,
cherry, and lip-stick red are still
in the picture. Schapiarelli has
created a ravishing shade of or
Salary Reductions j
Salary reductions already im
posed upon faculty members
and .V. S. U. O. employees:
Amount Per cent ;
First SRt«)0 5%
Second SI,000 . 8%
Third $1,000 11%
Fourth St.000 14%
Fifth S1.000 5%
Each Si.000 thereafter 5%
Substitution salary reduc
tions. imposed upon faculty
members, and which the Em- j
erald recommends he extended
to include A. S. 1.0. employ -
ees:
First $1,000 0%
Second SI.000 . 14%
Third S 1.000 . 20%
Fourth $ 1.000 25%
Fifth Si.000 __. 27%
Each $1,000 thereafter .. 27%
ange, which is just off orange, for
the red-head. Then there is a
dull gold shade, which is perfect
for a languorous, golden brunette;
and a delectably fresh-looking
greenish-yellow shade, which
should be worn by someone like
Anne Frank.
Grey is still the smartest color
to wear under your winter wrap,
but, while all the shop windows
are full of grey gowns and grey
chapeaux, take heed: the latest
dispatches from the East and from
Paris say that grey is going out
and will be supplanted by beige.
The trend in fashion is compar
able to the swinging of a pendu
lum. The pendulum swings to the
left . . . and you have the extreme
. . . and then it inevitably swings
back.
With our flat hats scooted over
to one side, our high waists, our
exaggerated shoulder-lines and
balloon sleeves, we have suffered
a wide flair to the left . . . and now
the pendulum swings back, with a
consequent trend toward the con
servative. The waist-line seems ti
be definitely going down. Your
gowns will no longer reveal every
curve in your lithe and supple lit
tle figure ... so they say ... al
though, while the moyen-age
waist-line “conceals,” it still “re
veals” ... if “it” isn’t one thing,
“it” is another.
Sleeves remain full, especially at
the shoulder, but the huge leg-of
mutton, which looked more like a
perverted balloon than the upper
part of a woman’s arm, seems to
be on the wane.
* S: *
Ladies, it would seem, are to
look again like gentlewomen, not
like mannequins on parade.
We select for Promenade: Dor
othy Roberts, because she dresses
with great chic and appropriate
ness for the campus in a smart
knitted frock of brown and yel
low, wearing with it a rich brown
leather jacket, brown and white
spectator sport oxfords, and hand
stitched pigskin gloves.
W ashington
Bystander . .
By KIRKE SIMPSON
Washington. Jan. io.--iap)
The -stage, or perhaps the
movies, lost an opportunity when
Henry Ashurst, ex-cowboy, deputy
sheriff and other things, became
a senator from Arizona.
It is not only that the senator
is a master showman in action. He
is the most appreciative audience
any other senator could possibly
hope for when he does something
out of the ordinary.
The thought was inspired by
watching Ashurt's face as Huey
Long of Louisiana pre-empted the
center aisle during one phase of
the Philippine independence bill
debate and set out to block a re
consideration vote.
Long was very frank about it.
"Some of our side have gone
home." he declared. "They could
beat us now."
So Long began stalling around
to force a recess—and succeeded.
He rumpled his auburn curls and
called on his quick wits for the
twists and turns of debate tha'
would keep the thing going with
out stirring up enough resentment
to start an anft-filibuster drive.
* ¥ *
Ashurst sat just behind Long.
He vatchced Huey's work with a
delighted grin. He awaited each
new twist of Long strategy eag
srly. It mattered not that they
were in opposition on the point at
issue.
Long was putting on a good act,
and Ashurst, a noted master of
similar single-handed battles in
the senate, was enjoying it.
Which recalls that Ashurst prob
ably more than any other senator
seems to get a “kick” out of sen
ate floor proceedings. Whether it
is a cloak-room conference, a hard
fought debate on the floor or the
wrangling around a committee ta
ble, the big Arizonan rarely has
been caught in anything but a
smiling, happy humor.
Back when the Boulder Dam
bill was in the making, Ashurst
and his colleague, Hayden, shared
in a prolonged filibuster that car
ried the senate through at least
one night in an effort to break it
doWn.
Ashurst’s upward of six feet and
his general breadth gave little hope
of physical limitations to his ora
torical powers.
* * *
By the sound, he was sometimes
in a towering passion of vehe
mence. Yet if you looked closely,
there was always a twinkle in the
Ashurst eye.
There nearly always is, although
fellow senators have learned not
to let it lull them into thinking
Ashurst does not know what he
is doing. It is just that he is en
joying the show.
17
=71
Two Decades Ago,
From Oregon Emerald
January 11, 1913
Religious Fervor
Forty-five first year journalists
must go to church tomorrow—to
write up the sermon.
Division of the college year into
four semesters was the radical re
vision in the University calendar
proposed at Thursday night’s fac
ulty meeting. ,
Kappa’s Birthday
Installation of Beta Omega chap
ter of Kappa Kappa Gamma be
gan today. It is the University’s
fifth national.
Bang’s Livery Company—Cab
Service, Automobiles, Baggage
Transfer and Storage. Phone 21.
Inappreciative 1
The University of Washington
Glee club journeyed all the way to
Vancouver, B. C., at a cost of $160,
and played before a $4.50 house
Monday. The manager cancelled
the rest of its engagements.
* * :|:
Go to the Y. M. C. A. cafeteria
for good things to eat.
Assault and
Battery w&£*
VWE'VE always wondered why
those little domes were ever
put on the front of the library on
each side of the steps. Finally
worked up enough curiosity to go
over and ask the library people
about it. They said that whoever
had the building erected, thought
that they ought to have street
lamps or some such affair put or
the front. The domes are the
bases. Never got around to it
though. Maybe they ran out oi
money or figured that the Univer
sity didn’t need any more light
They’ve still got a fine place tc
screw in street lamps, though.
•i* -fc sjs
We’ve traced down the real dope
on the Rushlow-Londahl crockery
deal. Londahl bought it frorr
Rushlow, who in turn purchased it
from George Bagley, who bought
it from a man named Kjosness
Letters to the Editor
All “Letters to the Editor" must bear
either the signature or initials of the
writer, the former being preferred. Be
cause of space limitations, the editor
reserves the right to withhold such
communications as he sees fit. All let
ters should br concise and to the point.
The editor of the Emerald solicits opin
ions and constructive criticism from
the members of the student body.
Dr. Gilbert’s Poetry
To the Editor of the Emerald:
Sir: Dr. James Howard Gilbert,
dean of the school of social sci
ence, emitted the following ori
ginal gem in his public finance
class today. It’s too good to
hoard, so I’ll pass it along to your
readers:
“The radical bum and the Com
munist rat,
So much despised by the pluto
crat,
Just borrow the lingo
Of Science, by jingo,
And is now esteemed as a tech
nocrat.’’
The departure from the usual
grammatical style is, I presume,
merely a reversal to poetic license.
317X.
whom no one seems to know any
thing about. Kjosness has made
public a demand that Londahl
make payment for the crockery so
the money can get back to him
for the first purchase. It’s all
sort of puzzling.
S: * *
The story has been drifting
about that most of the Sigma Nu's
are down at Newport looking for
each other at present. It seems
that one of the brothers wanted to
drop out of school and the broth
ers tried to talk him out of it and
somehow or other they ended up in
Newport. This is ail something of
a puzzle, but when brother A's
parents came down to see their
son some more of the boys went
down to Newport to bring the first
expedition back. All still there,
we guess. Interesting.
Everybody has been wondering
what these little stickers with
“Watch for KKK, Saturday at
Dusk," are. They’re all part of a
widespread plan to advertise the
Krazy Kopy Krawl, Alpha Delta
Sigma’s annual big time. Some
wit in the College Side had written
after the three K’s, Kappa Kappa
Klan, and then substituted for
Saturday at dusk, “Any Dark
Night.” Not bad.
A friend of ours, a man named
Larsen, Virgil Larsen, has been
sporting a big cut over his eye
for quite a while, now. Investi
gated and found out that it’s all
the result of a fight. Fights are
getting pretty tame these days.
We thought maybe it was a para
chute jump or something. But
just a fight. . . .
Latest advices from the Minne
sota Rotary club indicate that the
name is to be changed. The two
suggestions are: 1. The Holy Order
of the Mystic Wine, 2. Fee Fi Fo
Fum sorority. Mikulak is active
ly campagining to get the presi
dent's job when elections come
around again. Cuppoletti is head
man now, and between that and
managing his Alpha Gam has
quite a time of it.
* * *
Ned Kinney and Johnny Creech
are living in an apartment this
term down on what they call Pur
ity Place.
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For Beginners or Advanced Students
Ten 1-Hour Lessons
Open to a Limited Number of Students Only
A Real Opportunity ENROLL NOW!
TED CHARLES
1165 'Willamette
PHONE 2524-W
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Drop In and Let Us Fix
Your Shoes
Campus Shoe Shop
Across from Sigma Chi