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©rcacm^tmentl^ EDITORIAL OFFICES. Journalism Bid*. Phono 3300—New* Room. Local 355; Editor and Managing Editor, Local 354. BUSINESS OFFICE. McArthur Court. Phone 3300—Local 214. Member Major College Publications Represented Nationally by A. J. Norris Hill Co. University of Oregon, Eugeni Richard Neuberger, Editor Harry Schenk, Manager Sterling Green, Managing Editor EDITORIAL STAKE Thornton Gale. Assoc. Ed. Jack Bellinger, Ed. Writer Dave Wilson, Ed. Writer UPPER NEWS STAFF Hour Anne Maenun, assi. mk. Ed. Oscar Munger, News Ed. Bruce Hamby, Sports Ed. Parks Hitchcock, Makeup Ed. «ionn uross, Literary j‘„n. Bob Guild, Dramatics Ed. Jessie Steele, Women's Ed. Esther Hayden, Society Ed. Ray Clapp, Radio Ed. DAY EDITORS: Bob Patterson, Margaret Bean, Francis Fal listcr, Virginia Wentz, Joe Saslavsky. NIGHT EDITORS: Bob Moore, Russell Woodward, John Hollo pcter. Bill Aetzel, Bob Couch. SI’ORTS STAFF: Malcolm Bauer, Asst. Ed.; Ned Simpson, Dud Lindner, Ben Back. REPORTERS: Julian Prescott, Don Caswell, Hassle Corrigan, Madeline Gilbert, Betty Allen, Ray Clapp, Ed Stanley, Mary Schaefer. Lucile Chapin, David Eyre, Bob Guild, Paul Ewing, Fairfax Roberts, Cynthia Liljequist, Ann Reed Burns, Peggy Chessman. Margaret Veness. Ruth King, Barney Clark, George Callus, Pcty Ohlemiller. ASSISTANT SOCIETY EDITORS: Mary Stewart, Elizabeth Crommelin. COPYREADERS: Harold Brower, Twyla Stockton, Nancy Lee, Margaret Hill, Edna Murphy, Monte Brown, Mary Jane Jenkins, Roberta Pickard. Marjorie Me Niece, Betty Powell, Boh Thurston, Marian Achterman, Hilda Gillam, Eleanor Norblad, Roberta Moody, June Opsund, Frances Rothwell, Bill Hall, Caroline Rogers, Henriette Harak. ASSISTANT NIGHT EDITORS: Gladys Gillespie, Virginia Howard, Margaret Corum, Georgina Gildez, Dorothy Austin, Virginia Proctor, Catherine Cribble, Helen Emery, Mega Means, Helen Taylor, Merle Golllngs, Mildred Maida, Evelyn Schmidt. RApIO STAFF: Ray Clapp, Editor; Benson Allen, Harold GeBauer, Michael Hogan. BUSINESS STAFF Manager, Harry bchenk Advertising Mgr., Hal E. Short National Adv. Mgr., Auten Hush Promotional Adv. Mgr., Mahr Iteymers Asst. Adv. Mgr., Ed Meserve Asst. Adv. Mgr., Gil Wellington Asst. Adv. Mgr., Bill Russell jLxecutivo secretary, uorotny Anne CJark Circulation Mgr., Grant Theum mel Office Mgr., Helen Stinger Class. Ad. Mgr., Althea Peterson Sez Sue, Caroline Hahn Sez Sue Asst., Louise Rice ADVERTISING ASSISTANTS: Larry Ford, Gene F. Tomlin son, Dale Fisher, Anne Chapman, Tom Holeman, Bill Mc Call, Ruth Vann ice, George Butler, Fred Fisher, Rhone Rue, Ed Labbe, Bill Temple, Eldon Haberman. OFFICE ASSISTANTS: Patricia Campbell, Kay Disher, Kath ryn Greenwood, Catherine Kelley, Jane Bishop, Elmu Giles, Eugenia Hunt, Mary Starbuck, Ruth Byerly, Mary Jane Jenkins, Willa Ritz, Janet Howard, Phyllis Cousins. The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Asso ciated Students of the University of Oregon. Eugene, issued tlaily except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Mem ber of the Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the post office at Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates $2.50 a year. Advertising rates upon application. Phone Manager: Office, Local 214; reBidencce, 2800. Men must be at liberty to say in print what ever they have a mind to say, provided it wrongs no one. —Charles Anderson Dana, New York Sun THIS ’N THAT mHE FOLLOWING is submitted for your amuse merit, information and entertainment. Draw your own conclusions: Cyrenus Cole, United States representative, once said: “I never mail a letter in which I have expressed anger until the next day then I destroy it.” Partisans of Oregon and Oregon State would do well to let Congressman Cole’s premise govern their actions tomorrow. ♦ ♦ V At Oregon State college they are charging 60 cents for their antiquated "anti-automobile" license plates. Here we sell ours for 50. This readily shows the considerable advantages of attending the University. You take out a date or make a down payment on your Oregana with the difference. Research into the student handbook indicates we still have in our midst a young man named Ethan Allen. This time the lad’s middle name is “Ernest.” Many drops of water have rolled under the old bridge since the University did not have a student with the John Henry of Ethan Allen. Name sakes of the illustrious Fort Ticonderoga hero must be numerous. ♦ ♦ ♦ With apologies to John Greenleaf Whittier: Down the field came the football tread, Prink Callison marching ahead. Under his Stetson left and right, The Beaver team met his sight. "He who lets ’em get ahead, misses a darn good supper Fight On!" he said. Mr. Whittier, who wrote the poem after which the above call-it-whnt-you-want was patterned, had the misfortune to live in the days when there was nothing to talk about except the civil war, and major-league football had not yet attained even its embryonic stage. ♦ ♦ ♦ Old Grads of Oregon, we welcome you today. We call your attention to the new suits on our freshman football team and the coffee and dough nut.- at tonight’s rally dance. Things have changed since you were here. This paper was requested particularly to men tion the doughnuts when publicizing tonight's in formal dance. At this time we call to your atten tion the fact that there also will be some dancing. Three things every grad must do over the week end: 1. Recognize and say hello to .Colonel Bill Hay ward. 2. Resolve to vote 317 X No. 3. Resolve to see that his friends vote 317 X No. ♦ ♦ ♦ The consolidation measure alternately has been described by these onomatepocic gerunds: wreck ing, destroying, shuffling, juggling, moving, confis cating, etc. There still are: bombing, dynamiting, crashing, smashing, and ever so many lovely words. If the bill itself weren’t about to be annihi lated, they might come in handy. It's harder to be a charitable winner than a good loser. After we win the school election Tuesday, let’s not rub it into our temporary adversaries. After that's ended, we’ll all settle down to be mem bers of the same educational system. To say in Corvallis Saturday: “Hector, we are here. But not to.stay.” This is only another Oregon - Oregon State homecoming game. There have been many in the past and there undoubtedly will be more in the future. Let’s conduct ourselves at this one with the same respectability and dignity that we have shown in previous yr.ars. Oregon State, as the host, also will be on its best behavior. We are sure Oregon will win the game. We know it will win the election. However, even under such an auspicious outlook, the Messrs. Prink Cal lison and Alexander G. Brown are slightly nervous. They saw what happened to Notre Dame. The famous Fielding H. (Hurry Up) Yost is for Hoover. He said so recently with the cry, “Don't change quarterbacks when the team is within scor ing distance.” And another wizard of the gridiron whose pre ferences are all Democratic, answered, “Say, ‘Hurry Up.’ What do you call scoring distance, and does it take four years to score a touchdown?” \ WHO’S SANTA CLAUS FOR HECTOR? "HO IS putting up the money for the Zorn ~ ~ Macpherson bill ? The question is merely rhetorical. We would like to know too. The par entage of the vicious measure has been cloaked in mystery every since its origin some months ago. Rightfully so, we would say. Only in the dark can vicious commercial interests work satisfactorily. If their operations became known to the public it would mean the immediate defeat of their purpose. It is rumored that a prominent power company is putting up a large part of the pork barrel fund 1 in order to wreck the municipally-owned Eugene power plant. It sounds improbable, but investiga tions seem to hint some truths to the assertion. A senatorial investigation committee, not so long ago, j definitely proved that power companies were not | only contributing out of pocket to lobbying inter ests, but had corrupted text book writers and col-. lege professors. The town of Corvallis, because of the hope of unearned increment on its real estate investments, has contributed heavily, it is reported, to the back ers of the measure. Their interest is obvious. Their mercenary motive is not laudable but at least un derstandable. We are not dealing with phantom powers with unlimited financial backing. But the story does not end there. Corvallis con tributions have been only a small fraction of the huge sums of money spent in desperation by back ers of the bill. There is certainly something more at stake than conviction that the educational sys-1 tern could be improved by physical consolidation. Even though the misinformed and misguided1 proponents of the measure had state wide support ' of their school wrecking project, there would not be any such huge slush fund Available. Whoever is paying the bills for Hector and Henry is not doing it because of love for the two. i They expect to get theirs in one way or another. The power company rumor is not so improbable when all factors are considered. THOSE FUNNY, FUNNY BOYS! T AST Saturday between halves in the Gonzaga game a group of funsters, mostly freshmen, filed onto the field in a topsy-turvy array, each dressed in what his particular brand of humor thought the best and engaged in a ten minute orgy of passing the ball to everyone in sight, including the water boy, and tackling the referee. In an outlandish array of costumes, most of which were an attempt to pass off as members of the female sex, they resembled more than anything else a group of naiads “gamboling on the green.” But what strange and grotesque naiads. We fear the originals of these charming prototypes would have turned over in their graves if they had seen all those dear boys trying so hard to be funny in front of the Oregon Dads. If they were funny, it certainly didn’t appeal to us. It was a totally unorganized attempt to amuse people a la Mutt anil Jeff and the pie-throwing slap stick comedies. And yet those dear little lads tried so hard. They just couldn’t resist their collegiate overjoyment in being able to show how amusing they were be fore those nice old dads. The blessed little fellows] just romped their little heads off. And they were so funny. We nearly died laughing. Down at Stanford they stage something that is at least organized and more than often attractive to entertain the visiting fans at a football game. Spelling stunts, songs, and well-planned tricks are executed with some semblance of an attempt to get across. Up here every year the same bunch of yokels get out on the field and go through the same repertoire of idiotic tricks. Why can’t we get some thing amusing? But really, those dear little boys were so funny! "I gave my all to the university,” said Marion Zioncheek. one time president of the University of Washington student-body, in speaking' of his experi ences in being ducked by Washington students fol lowing his criticism of the graduate manager’s office in 1928. Zioncheek is running for congress on the Demo cratic ticket, fit ill ready to give his all, we pre sume. A little too wise, they say, do ne’er live long. Thus. Middleton. A Decade Ago From Oregon Emerald November t, lD'i'i Snioke-proof, Too? The Art building will be a wood en structure covered with Iire proof stucco, with the exception of flic lobby and gallery, where the Ui.jpl.ijy aoU calln lieu-, will In exhibited, which are to lie built of brick. In 32 trials before the student advisory committee, 27 students i were found guilty of t Me charges i brought against them and sus pended or lined from 3 to IS hours. No Small l!o>s \ll concessions at ever> athletic contest during the remainder of the school jrar arc to be handled b. the unit it's leagnt. Mum*.* from tho salt's is to jjo into the ' foreign scholarship fund. A member of the faculty (who j refused to permit the use of his name I asserted that the Oregon "hello" tradition was "bunk." Si: * si: Jackie, the Kid In “Trouble,” his new picture, Jackie (oogan displays his pitch ing abiltt> l>> throwing everything but the kitchen stow* at Wallace Beery. - - - Vote 317 x No. By KEN FERGUSON n s^>4 CAMPUS CARAVAN By DAVE WILSON. EXPOSED! I just discovered that the “em bryonic Phi-Betes” who are pre paring the menu summaries of daily lessons for the Toastwich Shoppe are none other than Chuck Stryker and Steve Kahn. Those names ought to make the manage ment liable for obtaining money under false pretenses. Night-flying wild geese are still going south. We sort of expected to see them heading toward Cor vallis this fall. si* * * Dr. Schumacher: “Suppose the United States had a referendum vote on going to war. How would the women vote ? Robert T. Miller: “They'd vote for war, of course. There's an ap peal in a uniform.” Adclc Hitchman: “But there wouldn't be much appeal if aW the men left the country!” • * * * Let's take a little stroll through the student directory. Among our outstanding freshmen, according to this little guidebook, we find Elmer Brown and Lester Gold schmidt. Well, well. Our interest aroused, we go fur ther and discover the following prominent sophomores: Fred An derson, Jack Clare, John Creech, Magdalen Zeller Cross, Ray Force, Dorothy Ilidge, Sterling Green, Bob Guild (he was a senior last year), Caroline Hahn, Bruce Ham by, Ned Kinney, Bill Morgan, Ed McKeown, Maurice Pease, Ed Schweiker, Elizabeth Scruggs, Fred Stanley, John Kitzmiller, Hal Short, Louis Vannice, and Audrey Williams. * *f* * Before we cast the directory aside, we carefully cull a number of names which might cause people making introductions trouble at times. Pin these up on your wall and practice pronounc ing them slowly and distinctly, so as to avoid any ambiguities: Miriam Boozer, Sigrid Christ, Drew Copp, Carrie Crabb, Charles Darling, Paul DeBlock, Barbara Dielschnieder, Marclay Eisaman (really?), Frank Fulenwider (a big shot), Hartfld GeBauer, Grade Gittings, Louis Grafious, Elma Havemann (thanks», Dorothy Hindmarsli, John F. Hollopeter, Naomi Hornshuch, Dick Hussey. Evelyn Karkeet, Elizabeth Klein sorge, Ed Kunkle, May Love less (sorry), George McShatko, Richard Mumaw, Theodore Natt (you wormi, Chrysanthe Nicka chiou (excuse the sneeze), Orpha Noftsker, James Pigg (go right ahead), Kathryn Pista, Katherine fe IBlBJSJSISlB®S15JS)dlSJSJBJSIEiSfSlSMSJSr^ LEMON-O SHINE PARLOR 1 Kirst Class Service at All Times A Trial Will Com iucc You Dyeing Shoes Our Specialty 1 g El Aider Street .Near loth a) Popp, Garfield Rear, Nan Ruonoia (a home - wrecker), Freddie Schmany, John Spittle, Thelma Spooner (phone not listed), Helen Stinger, Frances Tigglebeck (page Charles Dickens), Abel Uglow, Louise Utter, Virginia Younie, Antone Yturri, Hermine Zwanck. * * * The only man in the directory with a name so long that he get3 two lines is Resurrection Divina gracia Drilon. Hats off! * * * While leap-year is still with us, we turn hastily to the faculty sec tion of the directory and scan the pages for masculine names not preceded by asterisks. An asterisk means one wife. With consider able relief we note that the print er’s errors do not include two as terisks before any name. Among the most eligible bache lors are: George Andreini, Joseph Angell, Louis Artau, James D. Barnett, Ray P. Bowen, Orlando Hollis, E. P. Kremer, John J. Landsbury, E. C. A. Lesch, Orville Lindstrom, Pat Morrissette, John H. Mueller, John J. O'Brien, Eric Pollard, Waldo Schumacher, S. Stephenson Smith, N. Thomas Stoddard (temporarily incapaci tated — phone Pacific Christian hospital). * * * My head swims. I'm going down I the drag for a nice big bowl of alphabet-soup. Washington Bystander By KIRKE SIMPSON VS7ASHINGTON, D. C., Nov. 3 - ” (API When Woodrow Wilson formed his first cabinet, perhaps none of the men called to his side was selected more for the impres sion he had made personally upon Wilson than was Lindley M. Gar rison, war secretary, now dead at 68. The considerations that govern ed Mr. Wilson as to virtually all other cabinet selections then ap peared very obviously those that had to do with building up admin istration influence in congress. Each was a factor in welding the party machinery that func NEWMAN’S FISH MARKET Est. in Eugene Since 1890 Wholesale and Retail Attention House Managers: I* resh Crab Meat X I'reah Shrimp Meat •b ? Famous Olympia -s. I and Yaquina Bay Oysters Phone 2309 39 E Brdwv. * i i i * — + + $ t *4 + : + + •4 1 + . •4 + + *4 , >4t iHHinnnm+i i t .• tioned so smoothly until the world war emergency arose. Garrison, however, was in a lit tle different category. In him President Wilson found a man of force and vigor, although he prob ably did not expect his war sec retary to serve as a vital cog of the legislative program the presi dent was framing. It was perhaps personal liking more than anything else that brought Garrison to cabinet ser vice. * * * And, as it happened, the very qualities that made Wilson single out Garrison were to make Garri son the first to break away from that Wilson cabinet circle that re mained so nearly intact through out eight stressful years. They parted over methods to be applied to reserve army develop ment. Garrison had become con vinced that reliance upon militia, the national guard, under any form of dual state and federal control was dangerous. His project for a purely federal reserve force to be known as the continental army, solely under fed eral authority, grew out of that conviction. Mr. Wilson agreed, but not to the point of threatening to veto the national defense act of 1916 which provided instead for a fed eralized national guard. Because of that Garrison resigned and withdrew permanently from poli tics. Yet what happened? When the United States entered the world war in 1917, hardly 14 months after Garrison’s resignation, the bulk of the land forces it raised for the struggle were in then what was styled the national army, as distinct from the regu lars and the national guard units. And the national army, on a scale of millions where Garrison had dealt in hundreds of thou sands, was almost exactly what he had fought to attain in his conti nental army plan. It was a pure ly federal force, free of consti tutional restrictions on the organ ' ization and employment of militia. jj: $ * More than that, the counter plan of Chairman Hay of the house military committee for a federalized national guard also en Vote 49 X for Donald Young Democratic Candidate for District Attorney I have practiced law in Ru gene for twenty years, and served as deputy district at torney for three years 1191S 192H. Paid. Adv. dured gloriously the supreme test of the greatest of wars. Garri son's fears were proved ground less. Both plans were good; and both were used to the full extent. Had Garrison been just a little less fixed in his views, he, not Newton D. Baker, might have been the man upon whom the chief burden of raising, equipping and sending over the war army would have fallen. It might even have brought him consideration for the presidency. promenade by carol hurlburt rpHERE is a charming little book entitled “Among Us Cats” (and if you haven’t read it . . . it's mostly pictures . . . you should). It is dedicated to “all those who stay out after midnight," and I do hereby dedicate my column to these same brave souls. * * sit Strolling up Thirteenth or down University, you may not notice a man or a girl who is fashionably dressed; but, on the other hand, if there is some note of striking in dividuality about a costume, you remember it. The main trouble with the way in which American women dress is that they all try to conform to certain style dic tates rather than trying to bring out their own striking differences. * * * Against a background of pretty little co-eds, all curly headed, broad-shouldered, high waisted, and bright-lipped, and a mob of be-corded, be-sweatered youths, you will note the arresting and solitary figure of Professor W. R. B. Wilcox, clad in a long black cape and wide slouch hat. You will note Nancy Nevins, for she uses no make-up and wears a sophisticated little chapeau that is cocked down over one eye and is tipped up in the back. Peg gy Sweeney invariably wears black or red. Don Eva is always garbed in gray. Virginia Kibbee chooses brilliant and vivid colors. Betty Rice is distinctive for her swanky tweeds. Ty Hartmus is unique for indulging in red with her red hair. A1 Wall has never worn nor owned gloves. Professor Lance Hart defies campus custom by wearing a loose black bow tie. Emerald Of the Air Bruce Hamby, I. N. S. corre spondent for Eugene, will be with you again today at 12:15 with his weekly sports talk presented by the Emerald-of-the-Air. Harold Peterson puts his skull and dagger sweater on backward. * * * Kitsie MacCarty affects frocks that emphasize her slimness. & t- * You can always tell a Fiji or a Chi Psi because he wears a dark blue flannel shirt. You can recog nize Malcolm Bauer a block away in that he is the only man on the campus to my knowledge, who consistently wears a green flan nel shirt. * * a: Are we on the verge of originat ing a new fascist regime: the blue shirts and the green shirts? Cay MeVay ne. ^r uses any kind of perfume but that of violets. Jane Fales always uses Toujours Moi. « * * Dean Hazel Prutsman Schwer ing chooses costumes that possess a savor of the picturesque and ro mantic. * * * And so it goes. Do we dare to ask the question: “What price in dividuality?’’ * * * We Select for Promenade: Mary Augusta Schaefer, because she paints her mouth deeply purple. Vote for Fred Fisk, Democratic candidate, for County Judge, Class of 1897, member of the Board of Regents, 1923-29.—Paid Ad. Welcome Home GRADS May Your Visit Be a Happy One Drop In and Get One of Our Shines CAMPUS SHOE SHINE Back to Fight for Oregon WELCOME GRADS! For Best of Food—Drop in at GOSSER’S WELCOME GLORIOUS GRADS TO 1932 HOMECOMING WE’RE VOTING 317 x No THAT WE MAY CONTINUE TO WELCOME YOU Phone 1996 BEARD’S w“ FOR THE O. S. C. GAME 85c ROUNDTRIP CORVALLIS Sat., November 5 SPECIAL TRAIN Direct I-'rom Campus to Bell Field and Keturn Lv. Villa rd Hall, 11;15 A. M. Ar. Bell Field, 1:15 P, M. Returning After Game From Bell Field to Oregon Campus Southern Padfio Plioue 'J'JUO for Details