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University of Oregon, Eugene ARDEN X. PANGBORN, Editor LAURENCE R. THIELEN, Manager EDITORIAL BOARD W. E. Hempstead Jr.Assoe. Editor Leonard Hagstrom.Assoc. Editor Joe Pigney.Assoc. Editor Arthur Schoeni.Managing Editor UPPER NEWS STAFF Carl Gregory .Asst. Managing Editor Joe Pigney ...Sports Editor Donald Johnston ..Feature Editor Lavina Hicks .Society Editor Serena Madseu ....Literary Editor Leonard Delano .P. I. P. Editor Clarence Craw ...»...Makeup Editor Jo Stofiel...Secretary News and Editor Phone 656 EDITORIAL STAFF DAY EDI! OR <: Vinton Hall, Lawrence Mitchelmore, Serena Madsen, Carl Gregory, Harry Tonkon ; Mary Klefnm and Mary Frances Dilday, assistants. NIGHT EDITORS ? Rex Tusslng cnief; Fred Been ill, Victor Kfcufman, Thornton Shaw, Mildred Dobbins. Charles Bart. ASST. NIGHT EDITORS: Max Carman, John Dodds, Evelyn Hartman, Beatrice Bennett, Jean Garman, Jo Barry, Ralph Yergen, Dave Totton, Graccmary Rickman. Eleanor Jane Ballantyne. GENERAL ASSIGNMENT REPORTERS: Margaret Clark, WUfrcd Brown. Carol Hurlburt, Audrey Hcnrikaen. SPORTS STAFF: Delbert Addison, Alex Tamkin, Joe Brown, Fred Schultz, Harry Van Dine, Warren Tinker, Harold Fraundorf. REPORTERS: Mary Klemm, Myron Griffin, Maryhelcn Koupal, Cleta McKcnnoil, Margaret Reid, Alice Gorman, T. Neil Taylor, Willi? Duniway, Lois Nelson, j Dorothy Thomas, Phyllis VanKimmcl, David Wilson, Aileen Barker, Eljse Schroeder, j Osborne Holland. Henry Lumpee, Merlin Blais, Rex Tusslng, Mack Hall. Helen Cherry, Barney Miller. Bob Guild, Mary Ellen /Mason, Ruth Gaunt, Lenore Ely, Ruth Campbell, Alycc Cook, Bernice Hamilton, Virginia Smith. BUSINESS STAFF william H. Hammond Associate Manager Charles Reed-Advertising Manager George Weber Jr.horeign Aflv. Manager Richard Horn..Asst. Adv Manas# Dorothy Ann Warnick ...Asst. Foreign Mgr. fiftrold Renter...Asst. Adv. Managed Phil Hammond. .Service Dept Ted Hc-vitt.Circulation Manager Ruth Creager......Secretary-Cashier I.arry Jackson.Asst. Circulation Mgr. Margaret Poorman.Mgr. Checking Dept Business Office Phone 1895 ADVERTISING SALESMEN: Addison Brockman, Lucille Catlin, Emmajane Rorer Bernard Clapperton, William Cruikshahk, Elaine Henderson, Bob Holmes, Ina Tremblay. Hettv Hagen. Margaret Underwood. Osborne Holland. OFFICE ASSISTANTS: Hairy Hanson, Dorotny Jones, Clcota Cook, Kathryn Perlgo, Julianne Benton, Guy Stoddard, Louise Gurney, Jane Gilbert, Fred Reid. , The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Member of the Pacific Inter-collegiate Press. Entered in the post Office at Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates, $2.60 a year Adver tising rates upgn application. Residence phone, manager, 2799. Jo Stofiel, secretary. Day Editor This tssuS—Lawrence Mitchclmore Night Editor This tssu«—Victor Kaufmin Asst. Night Editors— Hnitl'Jre Bennett Sibyl Weskil What They Say Tabloid Bits Taken From News of the Day “IVfOVI E ('h’NHO11N1111’of eoiirso hilbiid)' in A in c i-i c;| wimts rouxorshi|> any nioro limn we wnnt ci'ulclii's, lull when you mo n orlpplo, you lluvo to use oi'iilolios .•mil wlion you linvoii’l «ol morn I nliilily lo tnko <-jiri* of out' Voting ]'i‘i»|'l(‘ we sli on 111 not nllow tlioni lo l>o polluted by dirty Inovios in or •li'i' Hint n low prodUeors who linvi'n’t oilliof brains or ciiiisoioitoo enough for tlio business may roup ill'll profits."—Kov. |)r. S. I’urho.s Cadiiiini, minister, in Brooklyn Daily Bugle. <♦ * * “'T'lllOlfK IS MO UK lion I in I ho -*-'!'liisli of II liloinlo than in • lint iif a brunette woiuiin. Kxpori •ih'iiIhI measurements of blush rndi ntioiiM from blondes and brunettes hnvo boon niiido and allow tlio for nior n)ii’ll11 in boat units por blush, I'll! I am of tlio mind Hint brunotlos will \\ in out in tlio long run.” I’i'ot. Arthur II. ('oiupton, physieist, in <'llii-njorii Daily Nows, IIMQIJmNC * HEPCRTER C’Uu > 11 milt. Tmli'.v’s truest Ion: If you could have one [let animal, wllnt would it lie aid why.' Mi. X, a professor: "I believe a pel i lam would lie nice it wmddn't la.isv, would lie still, and would not n>d far around the Imusc.” Marguerite Nchicrbuum, senior in Herman: “A don, because lie is more super human, lie understands your moods, he never yets out of patience, and he never holds a Kludge.” I’M ward Isaacson, junior In arch! lecture: "I prefer a chicken, but the question is ‘What kind of a chicken Harriet Mever, sophomore in al lied arts: "A canary bird, because it cheers up the surrounding envir oniuent and they are never in the way." Inn Zmdiery, sophomore in arc hi lecture: "I would prefer a dog because it is more like a pal and seems to understand one,” Tito Sehipa Says Marriage Most Exciting' Occasion o * 0 o • 0."‘o (Conlinttid from (hie) o ~—— "Santo I’adre Yivailieute tirnto Renedire,” ami was from tin* pope in Koine, signed l»y Cardinal tias pa rri, tin' right It ?i n«I man of tin* popt', rin* gracious henodietiou was in ivply to a telegram sent by Sehipa \v!i«%ii tin* pope was mil'll11 v awarded territory. “Non must receive telegrams and letters from your admimrs whi<h sound imes seem strange to you, do you not, Mr. Sehipa !'* ‘(Mteii,” In* smiled, and added that In* showed them to his wife, lie took .i letter from a long narrow I envelope. l! was a request for a peiaonal interview from a ladv who had studied fioin fifteen to twenty yea >, ami although \ .minus tearh ♦ •rs had recognized quality of her work, they had loan utiahie to am plity it. She had hoard Tito "ii ! the \riet rola end had demled hisi ''as the quality ot tone she desired! to approximate. Another letter was from ,i \oral j ist who desired {l put lire to In* pho j togra plied for his studio that should j read “A true exponent U.lla1 Cant a.” Mr. Srhipa hail neVer seen tile man. Sehipu’s program for tonight, reads as follows: Group I Amarilli . Catelni A’na . Pergole.se <Jroup II Dream from Million . Massenet Ciroup 111 Holo by Fred Dongas, pianist who will neeoinpany Nchipn. Da Gniesa composed by Grenadas, under whom lie formerly studied. Group IV Ave Mei riil. Belli pit At I’ltrtltljr .. . Kegels Buzaline . Paladilke 1NTF KM IBB ION Group V Priricesita . Padilla 11 <i 11 ei| u i a \s Serenade Pugliacei Chi Bo Nne Scorda (Vliiu Hart holm y Group VI—Dongas Kvociieion . Albenez '"‘•i . Seliipa Group VII v\ \ u<*rli('lla Tosti-D’Anmmzio Ay Ay Perez Kreire A'ia, “A Furtive Tear” by Doni zetti, from (lie operative Aria Hli sir d’amore. My First Job Professors Relate How first Money Earned ‘‘1 obtained inv first s)i;iri> of file ucilil s wealth by <Iiki11K dandc liims out of the front y;ml on tlio old homestead back in Ohio,” itiii miscod Donald Krh, professor of economies and soeial seienee, ves terdav. “For this distinguished service I received an honorarium of -•> cents an hour from my father. "What did my father do with the dandelionsWhy, he had me luirn tliom, of course. What else could he ha ve done with I hem "Draft and undue influence were the tools | used to secure another job occasionally. My father was one ot the sponsors for a lecture and music bureau which sent men of note to town, and through him 1 secured the job id' distributing the advance handbills all over town, to the great envy id' the other kids.” 'IHCAURS McDonald "On Trial,” star 1 "i:i "dls. Bert Lytell mill I'jiuIilit* I'Ycdcrirk. Alsu •• Tin* Knur Hoiscim'ii," ii miisii.nl mu ell v. cum "•« Thursday, X alley Carrol ini • \i.inh;infin Curkinir."D IIEILIG Ilit- I'a ylor I 'layers in, Wli' .'li'ii Leave 1111111,.,”° ('timing rl,,"'-s,l:l.v' '"I'll” Cat ami tli,. I ary.” REX Shirley Mason ami Mai ; ' "l,n MacGregor in •• '|'|,t. W ic k," A I'm a I nivi'I'Siil comedy aini slinrl subjects. COLONIAL "Tli,. Patriot," t',-a ,l"'inK K'hll .laiiniugs am) Lewis s'' at'".'' of old Russia. Also 1 l.als tor I wo," comedy ami Kim,. | grants, IH'itu 1’niiMtiati on Trip I’i'iii Hazel I'nitsnian is making i trip through northwestern Oregon, on extension work this week. She "ill give talks Imt'oro the high ■eh,ml students in the following ""m: Si appnose ami St. Helens, Mar, h 1*: • Rainier ami t'latskanie, Manli 7; anil liirkclifit'lil ami Ver i minia, March S. PLEDGING ANNOUNCEMENT I’lii Mu aniioiiuees the pledging I "f Lillian Tirrell of Eugene, and dell llerumu el' iianisbarg. DUCK SO*.IT (Hign in a hiugene restaurant) OUR COFFEE Bure as an angel. Sweet as love. Black as the devil. Hot as hell. (This is no foolin’. We’d joint the nil me only it would come under the heading of free advertising.) SHEIK—“There goes a girl with a suit case. It must be awfully heavy—she’s stcfijped way over.,” SHEBA—“Oh, that’s Just one of my friends taking her day’s educa tion assignment work up to Prof. Bossing. ” . —HAM N. EGGS. Dear Cook, A while ago you printed n joke about a Scotchman who ran through the smoking ear with his mouth open. Did you say RAN ? ‘ —SOMEBODY Dear Somebody, We stand as corrected. THE COOK. FAMOUS ARCTIC EXPLORER VISITING ON CAMPUS Amos Hui*g, author of the slir ring novel, “The Angle Worm’s Revenge,” which created such a stir last year, is visiting on the campus and yesterday went into a secret conference with the publications committee of the university. Rumors Which leaked out after •he affair were to the effect that Murg would lie asked to travel to the Mouth Hen Isles to gather ma terial for his next book, “The Angle Worm in the South Sea Isles,” or “Canned by Cannibals.” * * «■ Dear Cook, J.’m asiiamfeitl of you letting a Medford paper beat you to a bit of campus news. It says that Arthur Schocni is a candidate for editor of the “Emerald” and that his slo an is “Art for Art’s Sake.” SOPHOMORE SAM. WHICH II KM IMPS is OK OK If OWN I’OI’K l.A If HUXIAN: 11AVK vor‘DKNii;d vofr candidacy KOIf EMERALD EDITOR « * * 'l l I ANN, OSCAIt, FOR Til E STICK OF (IFM AND VO Hit APOLOGY. NEXT TIME MAKE IT SPEARMINT. TODAY, FROul SCOTLAND Two Scotchmen mot. “Have a cigarette,” said one. “No thanks," replied the second-, “I never smoke with gloves on. I canna stand the smell of burning leather.” I M KICK'S ONLY UN K INCON SISTENCY JN THAT JOKE. IT’S THE “NO THANKS.” Why, oven u college studeht would take the cigarette, even if lie had to save it until later. Saida foolish young lady of Wales, “A scent of escaped gas prevails.” Then she searched with a light And later that night Was collected in seventeen pails. THEY ARE PRINTING THE EMERALD UNTIL ALMOST THE END OF THE TERM. This is the first time they have done it, but we suppose they want more Emeralds to leave editorials out of. THE COOK Former U. S. Marine Voices Harsh Disapproval (Continued from Page Oitc) “Wc’ro building them because b raneo and England arc building them. I' ranee leads in submarines and aircraft; England is building cruisers in art effort to keep up, and we must also hold our own. Hoover says that we should build up a navy second to none in the world, anil Hoover made Iris goodwill tour in a battleship.” Wright expressed belief in the words of Admiral Coontz, who said 'We use our .navy to keep an open market throughout the world for eight billion dollar's worth of exports yearly.” lie gives his explanation for the cruiser bill in the words "foreign investments.” ___ “Our capital goes to it foreign country, then it gets insulted in some ethereal fashion, and right away our national honor and our international rights have been of fended. A pure case of propaganda leads us into a war in which a few 1 thousand millionaires and a few hundred thorisand widows plums are made,” he said, away to clean'ltis rifle. “We must wake up and the wagon. Certainly bigger arma ments aren’t going to put off the day of the next war. lint I believe that; we can get rid of war in much I he same manner we gid rid of duel 'nbr- H is a question of national honor, but if a little international understanding is used, our national honor will not be so sensitive,” he declared; then, smiling a little, he turned to less newsy topics. and ore turning gid on Those Very Personal Little Obligations how well they can be met with the gift that only you can give— YOUR PHOTOGRAPH Now is tlio tilin’ for ;i now pliotoiinijili RENNELL-ELLIS STUDIOS '.Hit Willamette St,. DANCE tonight! LARA WAY HALL Music bv JOHNNY ROBINSON’S VARSITY VAGABONDS Admission 75c CAMDUS feULLEtl^ House presidents must hand in lists of all girls staying in Eugene (luring spring vacation, giving address and name of chaperone before beginning of spring vaca tion. Tabard Inn will meet tonight at 9:30 o’clock at the hotne of Prof. \V. F. G. Timelier, 1092 Univer sity. Y. M. C. A.—(3ld and new cabinet members meet in the lint for in stallation today at 1:30 o’clock. Mortar Board meeting at Anchorage at noon today. Phi Chi Theta will meet 0this noon at the Anchorage. Sigma Delta Pi initiation and ban cpwt tonight from ■"> to S o’clock at home of Or. L. O. Wright. Pi Sigma will hold its social meet ing Thursday evening at 8 o’clock at the V. W. C. A. bungalow. Or. Smerteuko will speak. Secretaries’ Course Will Begin on March 19 (Continued from Page One) atli Falls. Discussion leader, \V. D. B. Dodson. 1:2:00—Forum luncheon. Speaker, W. D. B. Dodson, “Getting Organ ized.” 2:00—Teeimieal discussion lead by Christy Thomas. 0:00—“Problems of the Detail Merchant,” John G. Clymer. 4:00—Recreation program. (1:00—Graduation banquet, and extemporaneous speaking contest. Saturday 0:00—Report^ of transportation and industries committee. Karl C. Reynolds. 10:00—“Aviation Program of the 41 «bi Airways,” Major G. 11. Eck erson. 11:00—“Oregon Airport Develop liieht,” Seely Hall. “Aviation on the Pacific Coast,” G. 11. Blee. 12:00 Forum luncheon. Report of president. Report of committets. Annual meeting 8. A. C. O. S. PLEDGING ANNOUNCEMENT Kappa Sigma announces the pledg ing of Edward Warfeh of Mildred, Kansas. Classified DU RENT — Clean housekeeping rooms, girl students. P h o n e 24,'Ki-W. o-ti-7-* Lane County Representative Tells About Possible Merger Bill Problems By Mary klemm Because the merger bill recently passed by the legislature allows two uncertainties in the tenure of the faculty and other employees of Oregon’s higher educational insti tutions within the next two years, and because the action was hasty, without adequate knowledge or con sideration of the cause and blame for rivalry between the university and O. 8. C., E. O. totter, repre sentative from Lane .just returned from the session, voted against the bill, he declared in an interview last night. ‘‘Now that the action is taken, however,” he said emphatically, “every one interested in education in Oregon and in the welfare of the two schools ought to assist enthusi astically the new board in ascer taining the field of each institution and working out a harmonious plan.” The new board, he pointed out, is the Vboss” of all the institu tions; the tenure Of all the employ ees, whether faculty or adminis trative, is at the mercy of the now board. “The board has the power to make changes. To that extent the tenure of every employed is un certain.” The second uncertainty will arise from the fact .that at the next elec tion the people Of Oregon will de cide whether or not Oregon will take Over the cabinet form of gov ernniont. The governor will have power, if the measure passes, to ap- j point his cabinet, one member of I which will head the department of education. As the governor can appoint the board of education, the new head of the state can change the board again if he wants to— and the tenure of the employees is uncertain again. “That being true—that in the next two years there are two un certainties as to the tenure of em ployees —1 tile ptofessors will feel that if they are offered a position that promises more permanence they would be better off to take it. We might lose some of the best members of the faculties of all the institu tions.” Tilted back in his chair, backed by rows of law books that ran from t floor to ceiling of his office, Judge ' Potter held his pipe in one hand and slowly shook a yellowopehcil in the other to emphasize his point. “I don’t want to say anything to dis credit whatever the board will do,” he said. Judge Potter voted for the bill appropriating $.">0,000 for a new in firmary for the university provid ing $.10,000 is raised by other means. He voted against the mer ger because he believes the blame for the much talked of rivalry be tween Oregon and O. S. C. should be fixed before proceeding further. Otherwise, the problem will rise again, he thinks. The bill provides for a survey by an impartial investigating commit tee selected bv the board of educa tion. The survey is to enable the board to determine whether there is duplication of courses between ^ institutions that can be eliminated. Try Our Special Dinners 50c 5 to 8 p. m* Special Breakfasts 35c Noon Lunches Also sandwiches, French pastries, cakes and home-made pics. We are now ready for business and in vite you all. Our fountain drinks and ice cream dished are unexcelled. College Side Inn A friend in need A tea-kettle scald ... a sandwich knife slipping -and gashing a fihger . . . children in a scramble—a bruised knee. 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