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About Oregon emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1909-1920 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 22, 1912)
SALEM SAGE TELLS DISASTER’S CAUSE REVEALED IN VISION Aesthetic Athletics and Excessive Mental Development Held Respon sible for Loss. (By Lee Hendricks.) Said a simple guileless student, (this, of course, is just a dream), “Will somebody kindly tell me what has happened to our team. We have lots of husky players, and they’re full of grit and sand, but when we play a game, they never seem to be on hand. Now, there was Johnny Smith, we all agreed he was a wiz, and he wore the scars of half a hundred battles on his phiz, but when the team was crippled, and wo needed fighting men to wade into the conflict—oh, where was Johnny then ?” Another student, who was wise about the latest fad to cleanse and purify the game, replied in accents sad, “He was sitting at a table with a towel about his head, reading from an ancient volume written by a gink who’s dead, for they ‘posted’ him in physics just before the game was played, and his team-mates fought their losing fight without old Johnny’s aid.” “Well, how about Bill Jones, who used to hit the line with vim? He also turned up missing, now don’t tell me they got him.” This question next came from the stude so unsophisti cated, and with another painful sigh, his friend elucidated, “Alas, old Bill is down and out, he is an also ran, his wires were crossed in calculus, and so he got the can. Time was, when his achievments would the sport ing columns fill, but now they’re go ing to try to make a highbrow out of Bill.” “Just one more question I would ask,” pursued the guileless one. “What’s hnppened to young Jimmy Brown, who made the famous run, Which won the game with Swabash, when T was Freshman here. T can’t helieve they’ve nut the brakes on his gridiron career.” ’Tis all too true, young Jimmy’s hooked, his usefulness is spent, for he has simply gone the wav the other players went. Soon will the last, good man be kicked into the boner’s ranks, and we will have a team to please the most fastidious cranks, composed of youths whose brains are crammed with knowledge visionary, and who can lick the team from some voung ladies’ seminary. Here, lest, the conversation may too realistic seem, let me repeat what first T said, thnt it is but a dream. HAMPTON S FOR Suits and Coats Corner Ninth and Willamette Linn Drug Go. KODAK SUPPLIES Prescriptions Carefully Com pounded Arcade Pool Hall BILLIARDS East Seventh Street Eugene Loan * Savings Bank 6*tabli*bed:uo2 Capital and Surplus $200,000 Student Patronage Appreciated PIERCE BROS. FANCY GROCERIES FRUITS, VEGETABLES Phone us your orders. We have our own delivery wagons. Phone 246 WELCOME U. of 0. STUDENTS Call and aee the new things in Jewelry, Silver and Novelties SETH LARAWAY Finest, Freshest and /lest Tens a"<' Coffees in tiuyene A <li> ms Ten Com puny Ninth and Oak Streets Yoran’s Shoe Store The Store That Sells Good Shoes Yours Solefully for a Better Un derstanding Jim, the Shoe Doctor 640 Willamette WM. C. BARBOUR University Piano Parlors Gold Medal Pianos Good Pianos to Rent Phone 268-J. 336 East 13th St. 375 Willamette Phone Main 886 Depot Lunch Counter R. H. BAKER, Proprietor Chicken Tamales and Chili Con Came made daily. The Largest Sand wiches and best Tamalea and Chili Con Carne in the city. Home Made Pies and Good Coffee TOLLMAN STUDIO For up-to-date Photos J. B. ANDLRSON, Photographer The external refreshment parlor, where you will find finished workmen and everything as they should be, first class and up-to-date, at the An expert bootblack in connection. 665 Willamette street. STUDENTS will find an account with this Bank a source of conven ience. A BANK ACCOUNT is good train ing—the more used, the more appre ciated. Merchants Bank Corner Seventh and Willamette Sts. I <§>•••••---3 This Garment is Guaranteed to Fit You Perfectly If yon are not pleased with this garment in every respect, we ask you not to accept in, not to pay one cent. The Royal Tailors Chicago New York ®--—------------.<g t* ttw rn' \\\* COPYRIGHT 1912. THE ROYAL TAILORS There is a little white card sent attached to every Royal Garment I O. P. HOWE Authorized Resident Dealer for THE ROYAL TAILORS Chicago New York ANSCO CAMERAS AND FILMS CYKO PAPER Developing and Printing for amateurs finished within 24* hours. Developing 10 and 15c. The Page Studio J. G. PAGE, 644 Willamette St. S. H. FRIENDLY & CO. Xtie Leading Store Onyx Hose “Mandleberg” Raincoats Keiser Neckwear College people have the reputation of being the best dressed young people to be found. S. h. Friendly & Co. have the reputation of selling the most correct and dressy clothes in Eugene. Let’s Get Together