'Mother In Highest Form'
By ABIGAIL VANBUREN
DEAR ABBY: Regarding the let
ter from 1 "MOTHER OF FIVE"
who took you to task for calling
a woman with a prefabricated fam
ily a "mother in the highest form:"
She asks, "What does a woman
who has adopted four children know
about the joy of first learning she
is to bear a child?. What does she
know about the beauty of carrying
a child under, her heart? What
does she know about the thrill of
hearing a 'child's first cry?" I
would like to answer, her, Abby:
I have known the joy of first
learning that I was. to bear child
five times, only to lose them all
near the end of hiy time. I even
had the thrill onCe of. hearing my
child's first cry, only to- be told
three hours latei" that I had lost
her, top. But I did experience the
fulfillment of motherhood because,
thanks to an adoption agency, we
were "blessed" with three healthy,
beautiful, well-mannered, well-adjusted
and loving children. We
could not; love them more if they
had been born to us.
PLEASE CALL ME "MOTHER"
DEAR "MOTHER:" To the adop
tion agency goes the credit for
"blessing" you with healthy, beau
tiful children. But they btcame
well-adjusted, well-mannered and
loving because of you.
DEAR ABBY: I am a boy who
is going to be 15 soon. I have a
boy friend my age. One day I
went over to his house when he
was home alone. He told me to
walk in, so of course I did. He
shocked me. He was all dressed
up in his MOTHER'S clotlies! He
said, "Take a look at me." Then
he said it was "fun," and I should
get dressed up in ladies' clothes,
too. I said, "Drop dead if that's
all you have to do in your spare
time. I will see you later." I walk
. ed out of the house. I am wonder
ing now is he sick? What should
I do about it? I'm sure his parents
don't know. I Am all shook up
over it.
SHOOK UP
DEAR SHOOK: Tell your par
tnts but no one else. The boy ap
parently is "sick."
DEAR ABBY: That "Dr. K." who
said that there were only two cases
j?. record where women over 4G
' nave given birth to babies has a
lot to learn. I was the last of nine
Women of Moose
Officers Present
COTTON PICKIN'
DANCE
MOOSE LODGE
SAT., AUG. 24
9:30 P.M.
Members and Guests
children, and my mother was 50
when she gave birth to me. And
I'm sure I didn't make medical
history. Enclosed is a recent clip
ping reporting that a 70-year-old
woman has given birth to a baby
in Eastern Nigeria. Sincerely yours
M. S. in CHICAGO
CONFIDENTIAL TO "AUNT BU
NIE:" Most people hv torn, sort
of religion, if only in knowing
which church they are staying
away from.
Everyoody hat a problem.
What's yours? For a personal re
ply, write to Abby, Box 3365, Bev
erly Hills, Calit. Enclose a stamp
ed, self-addressed envelope. . .
For Abby's booklet, "How To
Havt A Lovely WedcuYg," send 50c
to Abby, Box 3365, Beverly Hills,
Calif.
Pack Trip Made
By Umpqua Pair
, By MRS. GEORGE MUNSON
Calvin Henry and his son, Bill,
have returned to Umpqua from
Sacramento, Calif., where they
were guests at the home of anoth
er son and family, Mr. and Mrs.
Scott Henry. While there the group
went on a fishing trip and packed
18 miles back to Emigrant Lake
in the high Sierras.
Word was received from Klam
ath Falls by Mrs. Robert Monelt
recently, of the death of her brother-in-law,
Ray Gibson. He had been
a frequent visitor in this area for
several years.
Miss Theresa Long, daughter of
Roy Long, is returning to her home
in Eugene after spending several
weeks of her vacation at the home
of her grandmother, Mrs. Will
Long, on her ranch near Umpqua.
Mr. and Mrs. John Bacon and
Mr. and Mrs. Cleve Miller drove to
Winchester Bay on Monday where
they enjoyed tile day.
Mrs. Al Lounsouiy, Donna and
Carolyn from Coquille spent sev
eral days with the former's pur
ents, Mr. and Mrs. John Bacon,
recently.
A tour of Europe is currently
being enjoyed by Mr. and Mrs. Ar
thur Malley. Mrs. Malley is the
former Sharon Roadman, daughter
of the Ted Roadmans of Umpqua.
Formerly of Pasadena, Calif., the
Malleys, who left the United States
in July, plan to return early in
September. They will reside in
Portland where Malley will in
struct and do research at the Pri
mate Center. Mrs. Malley plans
to teach in the Portland urea.
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South Sets Up
2-Way Finesse
(Written For NEA)
By OSWALD JACOBY
Fri., Aug. 23, 1963 The News-Review, Roseburg, Ore. 9
! CARNIVAL " By DICK TURNER
Remember the key word
"ARCH?" Analyze the lead. Ro
view the bidding. Count the losers.
How to make this hand?
West opens the king of diamonds
and continues with the queen and
NORTH 3
4k K 10 8 4
VKT3
87 3
A7 5
WEST (D) EAST
4,9 4.65
VQ852 10 84.
KQJ9 A54
KQ86 . 109432
SOUTH
, AAQJ732
V AJ
10 6 2
: - . J
Both vulnerable
West ' North East .South
1 Pass Pass 2
Pass 4 4 Pass Pass
Pass
Opening lead K
held the queen of hearts in addi
tion to the ace of diamonds he had
shown. If they tried to drop the
queen of hearts they would lose.
A really good player would fig
ure out that he could make the
hand if West held the queen of
hearts and East the ten. The odds
would be against this, but' at least
it would be his best chance. When
South played hearts he would start
by leading the jack from his own
hand. If West ducked he would let
the jack ride. If West covered he
would win with dummy's king and
finesse against East's ten of hearts.
Either way his opponents would be
in the soup.
nine. East takes the third diamond i
with the ace and leads the ten of
clubs. West's queen farces dum
my's ace and you play two rounds
of trumps. West discards the jack
of diamonds on the second trump.
So far you haven't had to do
any thinking, but if you want to
make this contract you have to
find the way to avoid the loss of
a heart trick. Most players would
try a few rounds of trumps, lead
a nearc 10 dummy s ace and finesse
the jack on the way back. West
would take his queen and the hand
would go down the drain.
A few players would review the
bidding and come to the conclusion
that West needed the queen of
hearts for an opening bid and that
East would have responded if he
CORN FED TOO?
WICHITA. Kan. (UPI) - Com
petitors in the Kansas hog queen
contest Friday must be between
1G and 21 years old and have
been reared on a farm where
hogs were raised, according to
the Kansas swine improvement
association, the sponsors.
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order your copy of "Win at
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Q The bidding has been:
East South West North
1 Double Pass 2 V
Pass ?
You, South, hold:
4 A Q 8 7 VAKIS 3 410 8 81
What do you do?
A Bid four hearts. Tea cer
tainly want to be in came.
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20 BeRS
1 Gounod open
6 Puccini opera
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17 Causvx
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30 Roundup
32 Hecount
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compound
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district (varj
39 Shrieks
42 Feminine
appellation
45 Musical sound
46 Anthropoid
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52 Obliterator
54 Phoned
55 Canasnite king
56 Girl's name
67 Massenet opera
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materiil
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3 Constellation
4 Bishopric
5 So much (music)
6 Detective
(slang)
7 Poem
8 Rebuff
9 Enclosure
22 Opera singer
23 Operatic solo
24 Curved handle
(dial.)
25Taroroot :
27 Reclined
26 Heating device
29 Suppose
SI Auricular
34 Won
37 Papal name
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READING, England (UPI)
William Butler, 73, left his cat,
Tibber, $1,400 in his will because
she served as a "watchdog" each
night when he went out for a
drink, it was disclosed Wednes
day
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Friday, Aug. 33, If 43
STARLITE DRIVE-IN Open at 7:45. Shows
start at dusk. "King Kong vi Gudzilla"
and "Diary of a Madman."
PINE DRIVE-IN Open at 7:45. Shows
start at dusk. "Kid Galahad" and "To
Hell and Back."
BENETTA THEATRE (Winston) "Mid
i night Lace" and "Dlnosaurusl"
TRI CITY DRIVE-IN Gates open 7:45.
j Shows slnrt at 8:30. "The List 01 Adrian
1 Mossenger" and "Battle Hymn."
CLOVERLEAF DRIVE-IN (Sutherlin) Box
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"It Happened At The Worlds Fair" and
"Six Black Horses."
Saturday, August 24, 1943
STARLITE DRIVE-IN Open at 7:45. Shows
start at dusk. "King Kong vi Gudzilla"
And "Diary of a Madman." . 1
PINE DRIVE-IN Open at 7:45. Shows:
start at dusk. "Kid Galahad" and "To
Hell and Back."
BENETTA (Winston) "Midnight Lace"
and "Dinosaurus"
TRI CITY DRIVE-IN Gates open 7:45
Shows start at 8:30. "The List Ot Adrian
Menner" and "Battl Hvmn."
CLOVERLEAF DRIVE-IN (Sutherlin) Box J
office opens at 8:15. Shows start at dusk.
"It Happened At The Worlds Fair" and
i I "Six Black Horses."
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