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JL TWO ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, ROSEBURG, OREGON, MONDAY. MAY 20. 1945 n FblUbed Dallr Except Bundft? hf th ' NCWS-BEVIEW COMPANV, INC. - Entered second elau matter May 17, lWQ; at 1h post office at Roaeburf OrKon, under ac( oi March 3, $87(j. CHARLES V. STANTON.-. vnwrw r. 'knaM j...!; Member of the Anoclated Prei, Ore- Son Newtpaper Publisher Association, Audit Bureau of Circulation. Represented by WEST-HOLLIDAY CO., JNC, offices la New York, Chicago, San rranclsco, Lot Angeles, Seattle, Port Und. St. ouls. Subscript lea Bates . In Out of State 6.00 3.00 1.75 J8 Br Mail Per Year -. Oregon 43.80 Three Month .1.I Per year, by city carrier., Pe month, by city -carrier The Weather U. S. Weather Bureau Office ."" Roieburg, Oregon ' ' Forecast tor Roaeburg and vl clnlty !' Partly cloudy tonight and Tuesday. ' ,: ' 1 '" ' 1 ' ' Highest temp, for any May.,.. 102 Lowest temp, for any May'.... 30 Highest temo. yesterday'..' 86 Lowest temp, last night' 47 Precipitation yesterday 0 Precipitation from May 1 T Deficit from May 1, 1946 1.36 Excess from Sept. 1, 1943 3.67 (tithe Day's Hews (Continued from page 1) It could compete with gasoline and artificial gas at around $39, OOp a pound, and with natural gas at something like $20,000 a pound. " " He adds that available data In dicate that ' a pound of U-235 would probably cost about $2800. So, you see, it isn't out of the question if enough uranium can be found or ' If SOMETHING ELSE, cheaper an more plenti ful, can be made to substitute for uranium. HE indicates that atomic energy COULD be used to propel au tomobiles, planes, trucks, ' etc., and, to heat Individual homes but for Its dangerous rays. To pro tect against these rays, he says, it Is necessary to house the atom ic energy machine In a steel or concrete shield weighing about 50 tons thus restricting (ts use to stationary, high-power units. INCIDENTALLY, don't worry i TOO' MUCH over what will happen i( atopilq energy should iisplace big power dams, etc. Steam came along and displac ed the' crude power of human muscles, and the world, WENT FORWAR instead of backward. The same thing happened when water-developed, power began to edge in on steam.' Whatever cheapens power makes it possible to MAKE MORE THINGS at LESS CPS'!; and the mere things we have the better off we 'shall be. ' in these days of scarcity of things anc abundance of money we are learning the salutary lesson that it is THINGS, and not money, that count In thi way of material progress. a HE thing we have not yet learned, but need t '8 t,, reckon things in terms of a DAY'S WORK, rather than in terms of dollars. When we think in terms of dollars only, we are apt to become badly confused.) ' ONE other thought before we stop moralizing for the day. Could, K'bc possible that we are thinking TOO MUCH hi material terms and to little In terms of the SPIRIT such things as right and justice and human decency? Might we not be better off, In the long run, if we applied mors frequently in, our everyday tran sactions with each other the sound principle of the Golden Rule? WATCH, India in t'ie news. Something BIG Is possibly In the making there. A BRITISH commission, com posed of three cabinet mem bers, is apparently offering IN DEPENDENCE to India on a sil ver platter. They seem to MEAN BUSINESS. This British cabinet mission is preparing for India a federal union, somewhat on the pattern of our federal government, but with this difference: ' In between the fcderal eongress tor the whole, country (such as our congress in Washington) and the provincial bodies (such as our state legisla tures) there is to be a RE?IQNV AL legislature (as If Oregon, Washington and California should Join In a legislative body representing all three suites.) The idea back of this reglonel innovation is to provide protec tion for the Moslems, who are In the minority In India, against the Hindus, who are troiily'hi the majority. '' ' " IF all of this should come to pass if. " independence should ' be Uuiiipad In India lau-lt would NEWSPAPER . By CHARLES V. STANTON Nothing angers a newspaperman more than statements hat the press is subsidized. The charge constantly is hurled by enemies, who claim newspapers are influenced by adver tisers, of darp not speak the truth for fear of losing sub scribers. Now a, college professor proposes that newspapers be taken, pvey by colleges and, universities! o free the press from "bondage.". Editor Robert W. Ruhl of the Medford Mail Tribune answers this charge most effectively and today we devote tjhis column to reprinting Editor Ruhl's comment. Newspapers are always being criticized and always will be. The reason or at least one reason is the nature of the newspaper business. Newspapers not only have opinions but express theni, and no matter how sound and well conceived the views may be, a certain number of people don't agree with them. And few of these people are backward about coming forward with their comments. As time goes on these dissidents become an extensive group a more pr less per manent back-log of hostility not open hostility perhaps tut the critical grumbling kind of unfriendliness that easily breaks into hostility when any extra strain is imposed. Then, of course, there are those people (juite a number of them who don't like to have theif names in the news papers unless the occasion is to them highly favorable. They enjoy reading about some one else in a jam, but when THEY get involved in any way they want; everything suppressed, and consider it a capital offense if the news isn't suppressed. Finally there are those not many who honestly don't like publicity whether it is favorable or unfavorable, but when they get in the news they have to "take" it, so they jjoin the ranks of the malcontents. Newspapers realize all this and therefore as a class news paper men are pretty well conditioned to criticism. They take criticism somewhat as doctors take bad accounts, in their stride as something to expect. All, of which, has been aroused by an indictment of news papers by Alexander Meiklejohn, the eminent educator, who wants thera taken over by the universities of the country, and liquidated from the area of private and profitable enter prise. If this isn't done, Mr. M. sees the destruction of de mocracy. We quote: On the one hand they (the publishers) are in bondage to their advertisers, whose Interests they must serve. On the other hand, they are in bondage to their readers who must give them their market. And from the point of view of the community mind, the situation has become, I think, so intolerable that no free government can allow it to continue. In other words the newspaper business in this country has become a mercenary and. enslaved profession, controlled in one direction by the advertisers, in another by the readers, so the only hope for a free independent press is to turn the whole shebang over to the colleges and universities! That is the trouble with so they are practically always nouung uuout .mem. Of course there, arc all sorts of newspapers, good, bad and indifferent, but wo would like to have M. Meiklejohn take a job on any daily American paper that could be called typical representative in any real sense of the profession Us a whole and see what he calls "bondage" from day to day, at close range. Vc venture to, say ho would decide not to burden higher education with tho task'. There isn't a newspaper worthy of the name that doesn't resist advertising or reader pressure of some kind or both at least once a week. In the metropolitan field it probably comes nearer to once a day. And often under serious pres sure .threats of cancellations tions, business boycotts, now slaughter. As above remarked, it is all to a greater or lesser extent it goes on all the time. In fa,et tho newspaper business from a policy standpoint might well be described as continuous resistance to various and sundry pressure groups. And yet here is a high educational authority maintaining seriously if, is the tool of those scriptions or advertising. NONShNSb; represent a magnificent gamble on the part of Britain's present (labor) government. KRNR Mutual Broadcasting System 1490 Kllooyolea. REMAIN IN O HOURS TODAY 4:00 Fulton Lewis. Jr. 4:15Rpx Miller, Nat'l Biscuit Co. 4::tO Erskine John on, 8:00 Mimical Clock. Modern Furniture. 9:15 Superman, KellongV ft ;k) Captain Midnight, Wanrtcr Co. .1:43 Tom Mix, tlNMcn Purtna. 0.00 Gii hrlrl llcsttcr. Krcml. ft 15 MtiMcal IntfilurJe. 8 25-Sttc and Loral News, noaebUTf Motor Co. B 30 Spotlight BanrK Coca CoU. 7.00 Bulldog -Urumnioiid. Lewis Howe Co. ' ' 7 TO The Cisco Kid. 8 00 Michael ilisii Vntcn Oil. ' 6;J0 -Phthm Round-Vp. Lot k wood . Motors. . , - 8 15 Dane Miulc. -Crown Mill Mysteries. 0:00 Alka SHter Now--,. fll.V-Rrx Miller. SAW Klue Foods. 0,;trt-Hi Neighbor, Cats ten' Furniture. 9:i Henry J, Ttiylor, General Motors. 10:i0 Till ton Lewikt Jr., noscbuig . Pharmacy. 10:15 Nocturne. 10:30 Ten-ThlUy Club, Lawson't Jewelry. , 1:00 Sign Off. TUESDAY. MAY 31. 1046 llawn nmtern. .30- Ywn Pal ml. :4o The Cminiy Agent, a bS Schrlokr Am:ftnn. 7 00 Frank, Hemingway, L,. A- Scap 7 U Sue ahd Shine. Sterling Drugs. 7 30 8iitc and Local Neo, Boring Optic!' - 7 3!-Tfir Behtve. 7 4V-.Hhapody In Wax HUOHavatt of RcsL. Crtw of Good ' ' Shlo Grace. B 30 Wmiy't wake Up Time. W ally's J ' Grocery. - ' V-rtct I!. fr.tiVir. HaaZt.:: tf.UO llfc 4U aiq tut New, lutuL BONDAGE many criticims of newspapers; advanced by. those- .who know of advertising or subscrip and then mayhem or man in tho newspaper day's work who support it by their sub p:l.V -Morning Melwlies. 0::tO Man About Town. Jos.o and Lowell's. 9 M Musical Interlude. looo-Alko Srllwr News. 10:1.1 -Smile Time. 10:30 Queen for a Day, Miles Labs, and 1 1 00 School Days. Murlln Stationer. 11:15 Let's Go Shopping, Losce and Clark s Studto. 11:30 Character Clinic. Presbyterian Church. tl:4!t Easy LiMenln'. V2-.00 Muftlcal Interlude. 13:051). 8. Hcchp uf Sports, U. S. T,lre 12:15- Musical Interlude. ia:20 Buyer's Guide, Associated, Distributor. 12:25 Rhythm at Random. I2:40-Mate and Local News, Hansen ' Motors. 13:43 National News, Douglas County State Rank. 1J.35 Terminal Market Reports. Sig Kelt. LOO Man on the Slieet. Henuingei Murls 1 15 The Johnnon F.imtlv. I.JO Mail Order Melodies, Montgomery warn. 2 OA Zke Manners. Slerllnc Oni 315 John .t. Amhenv. Carter Products. j an Bm Gwtnn bnow 3 oo Voice of the Army. 315 Organ Reverie. ,T;KlM(ihlcnt Matinee. ,I 45 Sentimental Srtennde 4:0Qrulton Lcwi, Jr., Wtrbtj Products 4:15 Reic Miller. Nat'l Biscuit Co. 4:;W finikine Johnson. 4:45--Flit Frolics. Standard Oil of N. J. 6.00 Musical Clock. Modern rurniture. 515 Superman. Kellogg s. 5::tO Captain Midnight, Wander Co. ft' 45 Tom Mix. Ralston Purina. 6:00 Gabriel Heatter. Forhan' Tooth panle. 6:15- Muitcal Interlude. 6:23 State and Local New. Koschurg motor o H ."Ml--American Forum of the Atr. 7:13- MnMe You Reitteinber, Douglas Simply Co 7 30 Job inc. v o High 8 0 t runt of Monte Cristo, au. Wrights Bietd. (t jo The Falrnn ' 1 !,00 Alks Seiner Ntwj rM5-.Tiinieit Crwlfv, Wildrool. !.: Jack Conner Trio 0 45 Boyd Raeburn's Orchestra. 10:00 Fulton Lewis, Jr., Hansen Tire,. iu to .Kociurin lo;ju Ten-Tbtrli CJufc. Laakh'i U.IV &i oit Oaks Tie Seafc For League Lead; LA. Drops to 3rd (By The Associated Press) Pacini Coast League, haseball fans looked with increased in terest at the Oakland Acorns to day. The comet-like rise of the club from third to a tie for first place during the past week gave the early season race all the flavor " of a crucial, down-the-stretch finale. " The rise of the Acorns was ac complished at the expense of the Hollywood Stars, who dropped seven straight yet retained fifth place in the standings. Mean while San Francisco's Seals, and Los Angeles were cutting 'each other's throats in a 4-3 series, the Seals managing to cling to a tie for the league lead by tak ing the odd game. The Angels slipped from second to the third rung. This week's games will give the Acorns a chance to improve their position. They take on the lowly Portlanders at Portland while the Seals baUle fourth place San Diego at San Fran cisco and the Angels take on the Hollywood Stars. Sacramento journeys to Seattle in the re maining bill. No games were scheduled for today. Saturday's single bills set the stage for the Sunday double headers. The Angels took the Seals 3-2, Oakland won a 5-0 walkaway from Hollywood which put them on the top with Seals as a result; San Diego defeated Sacramento 4-2 and Seattle took a 3-1 game from Portland. With ears attuned to what was happening yesterday, where the' Acorns won 8-0 and 1-0 victories, the Seals kept pace with their rivals b" winning both games also, 2-1 and 3-1. Sacramento likewise took both contests, down ing San Diego 3-2 and 4 3. Port land won the first game 4-3 and Seattle the second close battle, 2 to 1. Chiefs Win Over Canyonyille, 10-1, In League Opener Roseburg's Umpqua Chiefs took a 10-to-l decision over Tri-City, representing Myrtle Creek, Can yonvllle and Riddle, In the open ing game of the boulhorn Oregon baseball league schedule at Fin lay Field Sunday. The Chiefs went into a 3 to 0 lead in the second inning, added another in the fifth, two in the sixth, and pushed four across the plate in the eichth. Tri-City. limited to only two hits, scored their oni run in the sixtn. Sporcr, starting on the mound for Roseburg. pitched no-hit, no run ball for five innings, but ran into trouble in the sixth when Rust reached first on Saunders' bad throw' from the shortstop position. Weaver, Tri-City pitcher, hit a weak pop-up to Schemer at second base and Briegs, first baseman, fanned. With two out, Anlauf, catcher, connected for the first Tri-City hit, a lusty double into left cen ter field, scoring Rust. Laughry, second baseman, singled to right, advancing Anlauf to third, but Foxx, right fielder, boosted a high foul, which Huggins gathered in back of tho plate. Long, who followed Sporer on the mound In the seventh, pitched hitless ball, only one Tri-City runner reaching base by means of a pass, but beine doubled off second when Sanders cleanly fielded a hot grounder, stepped on the bag, and threw out Briggs at first for a fast double play. Chiefs Stage Batfest DeBernardi starting first base man, opened Roseburg's second Inninc with a sharp single to cen ter. V. Baker beat out an Infield hit. knocked down by Weaver. Hoggins ' filed to center and Sporer fanned, but with two out Sanders pushed over' two runs willi a lusty blow over second base, which he stretched to two bases on a delayed throw, ad vancing to third when Hill lashed a hot liner at Ulam, third base, who knocked the ball down and tried to tag Sanders sliding into the bag. A prolonged dispute followed, but Sanders was ruled sate and scored on a wild nitch. Sanders opened the fifth in ning with a thrcc-baggcr Into cen ter field and scored after the catch of Baker's drive into deep center field. Two more runs were scored in the sixth. Mills, who replaced DeBernardi at first base, teased a walk oft Weaver, after Scher ner had flied out to right. V. Baker singled to' left, but was doubled on Hoggins grounder to short. Mills advancing to third. Muggins stole second, aim notn Mills and Hoggins scored, when fur Sporer Ptpsi-Cola Company, riauthUcd Bottler; Fepl-Ccla j" lashed, a double Into left field. The Tri-City -defense, which went without a misplay for seven inningns, came up with three errors in the last of the eighty, these,' coupled with four consecu tive singles by Mills, & Long, Huggins and Wltcher, resulting in four, tallies. . ; : "" Lineups: Tri-City Briggs, lb; Anlauf, c; Laughry, 2b; Fox, rf; Endfcott," If; Ulam, 3b; G.' Dyer, cf; Ru$t, ss; Weaver, p. Umpqua Chiefs Sanders, ss; Hill, If; L. Baker', 3b; Shinn. cf: Schemer. 2b; DeBernardi, lb: V. Baker: rf ; Huggins, c; Sporer, p. Witchpr batted tor Sporer in the sixth and went into, left field, replacing nui. vyog repiaceq sporer on the mound In the seventh. Mills went In for DeBernardJ In the siAwi. o. Lng repiacea v. Baker In the eighth, and Ingram replaced S. Lpng i the niitth. i-uic lllllllJgo, -- - R. H E. Tri-City 000001000-- 12 3 Chiefs ....0 3 0 012 0 4 x 10. X 4 Angelo Wins From Dusetfe ; Lynam Victor Over Kiser Chiefly by resortinir to his usual custom of lunging into the rones to escape from dangerous holds, -Bruno Angelo retained his Pacific Northwest junior heavy weight wrestlini chamnionship in his return bout with Georees Dusctte at the Roseburg Armory Saturday niuht. ' while a crowd of nearlv 850 booed him lustily. The no-time-limit battle lasted 68 minutes, 9 seconds, with Angelo scoring two oUt of three falls. ' ftiier tne ropes saved mm three times from Dusette's deadly full nelson hold, Bruno won the first fall In 44:28 With a hammerlnek and leg stomps. Thrice more In me secona round, Bruno caved; into the rones to nullify the nel son clamp, but on the third oc casion the baffled Dusette kicked Angelo onto the floor in front of the ringsiders, followed him up ant fed him another nelson until the champ went down amp as a dishrae. This didn't count. of course, but when Angelo man aged to get back onto the mat, Dusette "romptlv finished him with another nelson, to take the fall officially. Time, 14:34. ' I ne third round, viciously foUKht. saw. Bruno acain eo to the ropes to break a nelson hold, then fasten three successive Bos ton crab holds on Dusette to finally make him concede the fall and defeat. Time, 9:47. In the first half of the bill. Joe Lynam defeated Jack Kiser two falls out of three. Kiser got the first fall in 8:32 by upending his opponent in what he termed a "Gilligan twist." Lynam won tan ino. & m 11:2s wttn an abdom inal stretch and No. 3 in 15:12 with a Gotch toe hold. Myrtle Creek "B" Team Paired Against Sherwood Pairines for "B" entrants in the first Oregon State Hich School baseball will pit Mvrtlo Creek, representing Southern Oregon, and Sherwood ' in the opening "B"' game' at Portland university, Friday, way 24. Myrtle Creek's ball players have won all games this year and have ben defeated only three times in all the 15 years that Thomas Ireland has been Myrtle Creek's coach. 1'his season's scores: Myrtle Creek 17 Opn. Voncalla . 3 Drain' 3 9 Elkton 3 Sutherlin 2 Oakland ' 3 Drain 1 Yoncalla 2 Elkton 0 The annual baseball 13 10 5 10 5 39 tourna mcnt is intended to be an annual affair. Amateur Bout Winners on Recreation Card. Listed Eight amateur bouts were pre sented Friday at the Armory arena under Roseburg Recreation sponsorship. Bob Branon, Larry Kvidera, Don Strumble and Jack ijCat.cnmoyer participated in the curtain-raiser domination bout, in which three fought to a draw, Kvidera being the only starter eliminated. Kvidera, however, defeated Don Strumble by deci sion in a, three-round bout. Draw decisions were given May nard Tallcy and Corbet Downing, Bob Branon and Lester Lambert Ray Dunning stayed three rounds with Dale Geuse, to Win a. mer chandise prize. Bob Hatcher dcefaled Wayne Fowler and Maynard Talley and Roland Keller fought a draw. The only knockout was Ralph Gibson's win over Carl Johnson. Mineral wool Was first pro duced commercially in Wales in is-io where it was used lor in- solution. Cong fJoi City, V. X- BoHlin Co.. Rojebtug, Oied Baseball Standings" American W. Boston 25 New York 20' Detroit .:.'.'............:.::......i8 Washington 15 St. LOUIS v.f.r..;............:13 Cleveland 9 Philadelphia 9 . National St. Louis .' ........17 Brooklyn 16 Chicago, ;.:....14 Boston '. 15 Cincinnati 13 New York 12 Pittsburg 10 Philadelphia 6 Racific Coast Oakland 34 San Francisco 34 Los Angeles J...... San Diego 24 Hollywood 22 Sacramento 22 Seattle : 21 Portland 18 L. 7 11 13 13 18 18 22 9 10 11 12 11 16 15 19 Pet .781 .645 .581 .536 .419 .333 .290 .654 .615 .560 .536 .542 .429 .400 .240 18 18 20 29 28 31 30 32 .654 .654 .608 .453 .440 .415 .412 .360 SUverton Lumberman Dios SILVERTON. Ore.. May 20, (iW Ralph A. Courien, Northwest ANNOUNCING UMPQUA YALLEY HARDWARE'S SALMON DERBY. April 1 to July 15, 1946, inclusive (NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED) Weigk la your fish at our store and compete for the following prizes to, be deliyered as, soon as, available: $20 Salmon Rod LARGEST CHINOOK SALMON $12.50 Salmon Reel SECOND LARGEST CHINOOK SALMON $"2.50 Sporting Goods Merchandise Order Special Prize for Women Anglers Largest Chinook Salmon 202 N. Jackson Street H1h Vol. VIII, No. 18. Sharpen That Pencil. We hear a lot these riavs about the guys who keep their pencils sharp. Mostly that means the fair-haired boys who run tho country for lis down in wasntngton. They have figured and figured, and worn out mil lions of pencils trying to get everything to balance. It never comes out tho way they think it should, but they are persistent. So they just sharpen up another pencil. And they now have it so it becomes necessary for you to do a. little figuring, too, It is now not simoly the fact of scarce feed supplies, though they arc still scarce. Tho prob lem is more complicated. Even It you could continue to get feed, are you sure you could nay lor it without selling a bond? The feed cost, talonc), of pro ducing eggs has been close to 25c per dozen. Comes now OPA and raises the celling price of practically everything that goes into chicken feed. Millrun $10.00 per ton; corn 2dc a bushel, wheat another 15c, oats, lit any), a nickle and barley 9c. This means inevitably another hike in feed costs. Most com panies and co-operatives have already boosted prices, and the Douclas County Flour Mill will have to do it soon. Next week's "toed Bag' will give you the sad details. To get the picture clearly, you must unacrsiana that tnc uov ment has been trying tor a long lime to torcc a cuibacK oi about 'JO'i in chickeii and cen produc tion. Part of the wheat export program stems from humanitar- ianism, and part from the "Washington' tlcolioniisUs' Pro gram. . A shortage of wheat didn't oune ao me irioK. &o tney went into a 'localized Black Market" by paj'ing a, bonus of 30c over what you and we were allowed to pay.. bo now, wheat and corn arc practically a i,overnmen,t monopoly. I Like Russia, Ger many or Japan). Another hike in feed -rices is another dagger Jabbed Into the back of the hapless Doultryman. Particularly when there is no corresponding hike in the ceil ing price of eggs. To be sure, (oultrymcn have "demanded" an increase,' bu,l did you ever try demanding anything from the OPA, br any other Federal agency?' ' ' ". Egg Fed Rajtio." Ece price ceilings are "sched uled? to begin rising soon now, but the' !::rtase' w!U t' very lumberman who operated tho' from 1906 until 1931. died here STKCTmrTPcToTTngn;rBefeSa'tUraay. DON'T PARTIN TSUt:K & EQUIPMENT CO. is still giving the same satisfactory service. Complete motor recondition. Brake repairs. Eletcric and acetylene welding. Complete body and lender work.' Car and truck painting, fisk tire and tubes. Flats fixed. New batteries, charge and repair. Lubrication and oil change. Washing and polishing. Steam cleaning. ' ' . Associated JProducts Federal Truck "We call for and deliver" PARTIN TRUCK & EQUIPMENT CO. 659 N. Jackson St. Phone: 936 UMPQUA YALLEY HARDYARE Published Weekly by the Douglas County Flour Mill, Mfgrs. of Umpqua and Sunrise Poultry and Dairy Feeds. slow; for some time. So just fig ure what it is now costing you to produce eggs, and how much you are now getting for them. How great is the margin? Then figure what it would cost you if the price of hens should drop four or five cents a pound. This could easily happen. Possibly some careful figuring will convince you that the "Guv mcnt" has us all by the scruff of the neck and the scat of our pants. Or in the other words, we are over the proverbial barrel. We often dream how nice it would seem to have a change in Government, and some differ ent ideas, figures and plans coming out of Washington! A. Big Help. Our good friend, Cartoonist Lcklcs, has sent in another pic ture. This is so good, and tells such a b;g story in such a small space, and well, what do you tnink of it? We suggest that you cut it out and send it to some friend, some Congressman, Sen ator, or to some Government of ficial especially If he belongs to the OPA, or even to the Presi Phone 73 3 MMB May 20, 1946 dent. Everyone should enjov the joke, and evoryono could profit by tho lesson. Chaff From the Mill. . We heard on the radio the other day that a deer had Jump ed through the window Of a bank. Probably looking for a little doueh. Farming Is a colorful business at that, when a red cow can cat green grass and brown hay and produce white milk and yellow Putter. Tho cure for that "tired feel ing" is so simple as presented by the radio, it seems silly that anybody should ever have a hangover. Waiter: "Whats wrong with your eggs? Not cooked long enough?" Diner: "Long enough, but not soon enough." W'avC: "Does this lipstick come off easilv?" Clerk: "Not if you put up a fight-